Man I'm so damn high hittin this wicked Chuck ess Sheen running through my veins like The Chase on laserdisc Straight melt your face off while them lil kiddies weep An explosion of the body; Wild Thing- Major League!
Now I got a Charlie high I did me too much Sheen Bought Men at Work on dvd and then I licked the bag clean Rocking Hanes and coming down, gotta find me Michael Jordan If you have to ask how much it costs, you probably can't afford it!
Sheen in the morning in the evening day and night Rub some Sheen up on my gums then Sheen it up and do it right Getting' stupid Sheen nasty while I Sheen ya ass and titties Got enough to go around. Charlie Sheen...Spin City!
Sheenin' out like a rockstar, so what I blew a dude? Hooked me up, director's cut, Hot Shots: Part Deux So high up on some Sheen I'm like a fuckin giraffe Why would you be a single man, you could be two and a half...
Charlie Sheen is 4 lokos mixed with unicorn piss Rocket sauce and chicken ramen powder mainlined in yo' dick It's like having sex in space while ya shitting on the moon Only reason to come back to earth is more Sheen foo!
It's time to get my Sheen on...
Nah, fuck that- more hookers B! Rockstar from Mars, drinkin my unicorn pee Enough Sheen for life, how fuckin great does that sound? I wanna BE Charlie Sheen, I'd fuckin never come down!
DP - AJ Rickert-Epstein Cast - Noah Applebaum, GB Young, Bert Rotundo, Alan Stephens, Joe Edelson, Katie L. Hall, Trish Geiger, Sergia Louise Anderson Music by Wormsign