 Ahoy-hoi and welcome to the video. I'm Dr. Sumerian, not a real doctor, and today, quite late, we're going to do three dank memes from Site 19 at the same time. I basically just collected up memes every week that I wasn't able to do one, and I figured if I didn't get it done now, I was never going to get it done. I apologize. It's just really, really rough to get in any recording sessions, being in a public room as I am right now, but I'm trying. I keep saying, like, I'll see you next week. Yeah, we'll see how it goes. I'm going to try and aim for a schedule of Wednesday, just for the short term, until I get my own space back where I can do my own work. But in the meantime, before we get started, hit the subscribe button, bitches. Yeah, that's right. I called you bitches. It's nothing you can do about it either. Well, I guess you could not hit the subscribe button, and that would suck for me. Maybe I shouldn't have called you bitches. Anyway, let's get started. This one is my Dead for December. Characters in SCP articles. Look, a loving family. Characters in the Rubbers adaptation. Let's just cut all of the girls out. This would be better if there were people of color to cut out as well. It's just I know part of it is probably the simplistic design of the animation requires this sort of thing. But at the same time, maybe just go a little above and beyond and don't completely whitewash and I guess male wash the articles. It's not that difficult to animate female characters. Come on. Oh, another one by Dead for December 2 when you're reading an SCP on mobile and a footnote. Yeah, you click send you to the bottom of the page. So I saw this and I was thinking about how I don't use mobile a lot. But I have recently been trying to get into the habit of checking my pages on mobile and the footnote system is just awful. You just you click a footnote and you're sent all the way to the bottom of the page. Then and some of these things are like 20,000 words long. So you have to scroll all the way back up and try and find your spot. And it is ridiculously, ridiculously annoying. I just yeah, no, I've I've seen this and it's quite dead for December 3 Diana Ribeiro showing ethics committee liaison marinos that literally sending her coworkers to hell is not an ethics committee. I mean, there are certainly circumstances where that would be true. I haven't actually read this. I think this is from one of the seven K entries that I haven't quite read yet. But yeah, no, it's definitely definitely situations where that's possible. The foundation after pretty sure 5555 steel box. We did it guys. This is by has the attorney 84. Oh, man. Yeah, no, it's seeing the SCP foundation think that everything can be solved by putting it into a box. A lot of things can be solved by putting in the box, especially the stuff that doesn't change if you don't mess with it. Not every eldritch or maybe stop patting yourselves on the back too much. What if what if that's an SCP that anytime you think you have it contained becomes harder to contain shortest pages in the last 30 days, people who complain about modern SCP is being too long. I'll like more of that. It's true. Ice Phoenix 44 who created this meme. There is an entire section of the site devoted or just entire page on the site devoted the shortest pages in the last 30 days. And it's mostly well kept up. There are a few times that really long articles sneak in because they use some code magic. I'm sure that's not the intention, but because the way the module is created, it just checks for character count. So if you have a page that calls to like three other pages but just has a small amount of code to do it, it will sometimes show up. But the vast majority of the articles on those pages are really, really short. And you can read them and have fun with them. If that's your thing. Oh yeah. We've got you surrounded. Come use our CSS. I hate modern design. I hate modern. So I don't know much about this particular meme format by Jimmy Boy, but I think I've seen a couple of these. It is a little weird. Kalinen came back to the site very, very recently just to complain about CSS and then disappear again, I guess. So I mean, let people make the articles they want to make it. If you don't like them, you can always downvote. Oh, yeah, here's another one. Stop being so negative. Not every SCP needs to be dark and serious. I hate main list SCPs based on memes. I hate main list SCPs based on memes. This is by negative gamer. I mean, it's one of those things where it's like, again, there is two sides to this. I mean, if you're going to create an article based on a meme or based on a joke or based on a pop culture reference, it needs to be able to stand on its own. It can't just be counting on everybody understanding what it's referencing. If it is, I think it's generally a bad article. But that doesn't mean that you can't do it. It just means you have to do it better. Boregonical, not engaging, uninteresting use of redaction minus one. So this is an example of redactions that actually, this is actually a point of order. So see this redaction here? This makes sense because this is a replication of a physical document. Whereas the SCP, by the way, this meme is by NevGuy. This is a physical document that's been replicated online in a digital form as opposed to purely digital documents that have no, there's no reason to put a black box on it. And it's also an example of a document where you're allowed to know what you're not allowed to know. We're in a lot of situations, especially on the SCP wiki, you wouldn't. So the context, for example, if you weren't allowed to know that there was a person who, in this particular case, this is essentially that there is either an agent or a person who we're not allowed to know the identity of who has supporting this sworn statement, right? We're allowed to know that there's a person, that there is a person, we're just not allowed to know the name of them. But in an SCP document, you wouldn't know that. So this whole section would be removed. And it would just be introduction. This is a shoulder meme. First name, Dr. Sumerian. Last name. Last name, shoulder. You misspelled name. Not a real doctor. I am disappoint. But this is my character. I look fairly disappointed as well. Yeah. Yeah. It's a bit of a long name, but it's Dr. Chara Maya Sumerian. Not a real doctor. Come on. You shouldn't be upvoting low. This is back to this. Low effort articles. It's a bad message. You can just post low quality stuff to the wiki. Quit having fun. Yeah, but neither of these articles are all that funny. I mean, if you enjoy them, I guess that's great shoulder. But who again made this meme? Oh, right. Another shoulder meme. Retired Olympic Swimmerian. Sumerian. Sumerian. Ah. I don't understand really the point of these memes other than to be sort of funny, but which I guess is the point of every meme. Right? Yeah. But like, what's the commentary? What are you trying to communicate shoulder? Just that my name sounds similar to similar. Similar. Sumerian. Anyway, that's not what this says. That's what came out. Similar to, it's a bit of a tongue twister. Sumerian sounds similar to Swimmerian. Anyway, that's it. Thank you very much for watching. I better get off of here before everybody wakes up and ruins this recording. So if you can, join my Patreon at patreon.com forward slash decimarian. I think most of you guys know by this point that my house was complete. 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