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Watch-along? Sure. But today, we are doing a watch-along of the... Would you rather be watched or be the watcher? Both. Nice. The 2012 film Vicki Donner. Wait, what? Which is a long-coming pun intended. Vicki Donner. The long-time coming. I think we saw the trailer for this in our first year. Maybe the first month or two. Yeah, it was very early on. But this is actually Ayushman's introduction. This was his first film. First film. Nice. So he's not a ghost, but his brother is in fact a ghost. That's true. So, Ayushman, what's up, bro? It'll be interesting to see his growth. This is... This is what started him, but also started his genre as well. Right, right, right. Of his style of cinema. Yeah, it's interesting. It's like he right out the gate. This is what the kind of films he's known for. Yeah, this will be a long-time come. But it's also directed by... Ah. Are you from... Yeah, Shokyo? Is that how he pronounces his first name? Shujit. Shujit Sarkar. Shujit. Do you remember his film? Shujit Sarkar. No, I know his name. I can't remember his films. I'm pretty sure it's Sardar Udam, Piku... Oh, really? Oh, crap. Yeah, we watched the video of him. Oh, let me double check here. Yeah, Piku Sardar Udam. Yeah, nice. Good memory. Vicky Donner. It's a great director. So many times when we have directors that we don't regularly watch their stuff and it's interspersed like three over five years, I remember their name, but I don't remember the specific... He presented Pink. He wasn't the director of Pink. I was gonna say, was he director of Pink? No, I think he was presenter of Pink. No, but I remember one of my favorite things we've ever done is the reaction to his description of the filming scene of Piku. We've seen actually a lot. Sardar Udam, Gulabo Sotabo, Oktober, Piku. We haven't seen Madras Cafe. Oktober. Yeah. I didn't realize. I forgot that was him. Yeah. So we've actually seen a lot of his films so far. You know, it's just... What's in the hopper for him because it... Man. Catching Pairs. And then a Abhishek... Pre-production in Abhishek Bakchon film. And then Catching Pairs. Who's attached to that thing. It only says it's in script status but IMDb's never fully accurate. Ayushmen. And Vovrin. Great. Anyways, so obviously this is a long time coming. It's a very popular film. A lot of people really enjoy this film. So if you are watching this on YouTube, obviously you're gonna see a very cut-up version. If you'd like to see the full-length cut version though, you can head over to Patreon. I'll put the link in the description below. I'd like to go check that out. And the reason we have to do cut-up is because of copyright reasons. Yeah. We watched the full film though. We don't want to cut-up version. No. But you know what YouTube's doing? They're gonna allow you to monetize sexual dancing. Sweet. And breastfeeding. Well, that'll definitely up our monetization. It will. But let's just... You get double points if you do both in the same video. Yeah. Let's just get back into this. Or get into this. Not back into this. There's only two films I can think of that it's never been more fitting to say they're coming soon. Which is this film. And thank you for coming. Each of them makes you a five-year-old boy. What you should do then is, once the film's in theaters, is you should do another ad. And it should say in the ad, we came already. Thank you very much. Per Cap and I feel like we've seen more watch-ons with this intro. I agree. Is that the sperm? Like a million stars. You know there's approximately... Right. Worldwide. There's a lot of people born every day. It comes out to like four people a second. There's a lot of orgasms happening. Speaking of which, they just came out with male contraception. Like an alternative to vasectomy. What is it? There's some type of fluid that they fill the whatever the line is, basically. But it's not like you're not cutting anything. You're basically just blocking it, essentially. Have I ever said I hate long intros? And lack of adoption. That's true. There's a whole lot of kids you could adopt. Although in America, you know how hard it is to adopt a child here? I think it's hard to adopt a child everywhere. But especially here. Especially here. There's so many hoops you have to jump through and so much money you have to have. It's sad. I didn't know that. Oh, I don't want to watch this. They didn't hurt any animals. Nice. Nice start. Oh, you're going to do it this time? You've made a good business. It's been two years since you've been treated. Oh, that guy. What is he? He's trying to penetrate something. He's trying to bounce back. He's not able to meet you in your case. Then meet him. If we don't have a child, then my brother will take over the entire business. It's been two years. One more try. I'll give you some quality sperm. Interestingly in the US, sperm counts are dropping. And you know what's going on in Japan? It's very interesting. Show us a cricketer sample. It'll play for the country. The note will be printed separately. And the sweet girl will become a model when she grows up. That's good. Plan it before you're even pregnant. What their life is going to be. You don't need two. But you don't need one. Easy. What's going to happen? Don't worry about it. Absolutely. Decide for the first time. Exactly. Yeah, of course. I've already decided Leon's going to be the next Sachin. Yeah, absolutely. That reminds me. I'm going to do that for my girl. What's going on? I've taken all my clothes. You've been sleeping all day. I've taken all my clothes. You're a mother. I'm ruined. I'm ruined. I'm ruined. If you had sold your body, you wouldn't have got a thousand. All your old sarees, where could they have come from? Why are you sniffing like a dog? You're a good gangster. Smell it. Go, go, go. I've told you, if you don't give me five thousand, I won't let you get into my house. Just once. Just once. Let me get my money back. Oh my God. I beg you. Start this job. Look at the whole history. No one has ever worked in the Rona family. I don't know what to say. I've told you. Go quietly and get your money back. Oh puppy. Cute puppy. I've also taken Sonya's TV. That was a bad idea. What do you think? Am I your dog? Sonya's are the best. Give me your foot. Hey, hey uncle, listen. What is this? Sir, do your work. What are you doing? This is my dog. Is this your car? What else? Is this your house? Is this my ground floor? Is this your ground floor? Is this your car? Is this my car? Is this your dog? It's not my dog. It's your dog. Labrador dog. Look carefully. I'm a gober. My experience with Labrador dog. It is not a dober. It's not either of those things. No, it is not. I'm a cute dog. Excuse me. I'm a sweet dog. Cute, right? You like it? Yes, a lot. How much? I sold the dog. By God, I'm a heartless dog. Did he just sell that dog? There's a dollar. Hence, the doctor's like, Man, if he'll sell this dog, he'll sell the sperm. It's 17 children. Shameless. I won't let that happen to you. You just have to do it once. I'll leave. Hi. Do you have magazines? Men's one, please. I'm sure, sir. I feel like they're talking faster in this film than normal Hindi films. Yeah, I agree. It's like they're speaking like Tamil or Malayalam. He speaks so fast. He speaks so fast. He speaks fast. It's threading, right? Yeah. That was such an old-school trend in Bollywood movies. It was not just Bollywood. We've seen a bunch of Indian films. Anytime you talk about a person, they have that little theme song going on. Address. Nakhre, you're such a good girl. She's a very good girl. She's a good girl. If Vicky's wife comes home empty-handed, then you'll understand. Yeah. You're such a good girl. I've told you many times not to take Vicky's name while you're drinking. Mom, it's all over. I don't know what to do in my life. Is it hard to find people to donate sperm? Must be. I thought it was easy because you just get guys to get paid to ejaculate. I think a lot of guys feel weird about it maybe. Then I'm going to have a kid running around. Technically. Yeah, that's the other... That, for me, was the part of it. Thinking about that was... It's not your game, but it'll technically be. Yeah, I had offspring out there. Yeah. I didn't pick up on that. For that, I'm looking for a donor, a special donor. A sperm donor. Think about it. I will pay you well. Thank you. Here, Vicky. Thank you, Pepsi Aunty. You were just touching her feet. Hello. I'm guessing in Indian culture it's probably even more taboo to donate sperm. Chauhan Sir is here. You don't have a reputation. Not even an ATM. Don't break it. We have an account from the partition. Yeah, we're going. But open a new account. Vicky, please don't stand here. Sure. Vicky, please. Who's that from? Vicky. Please. Straight. I want to open an account. Hey, Mr. Haggay. Money. Have you made the bank before? Okay. I don't open an account like this. First fill the form. And bring a token. From that counter. Isn't that behind? As soon as you get your number, you can come back. Ma'am, it's empty. There's no one in the line. There are some rules in the bank. Is this our love interest? Ashima, lunch. Hey, are you Bongo? Yes. I'm not a Punjabi. Take someone with you. His account is already in our bank. He will recognize you. Okay? Your wife's a Bongo. Indeed. Is that their thing? Bongo. Bongo? He called him a Bongo. I've not heard. He called him a Bongo. But a Bongo girl. Yes. Like out. Exactly. I've already offered you. You refuse me every time. Shut up. Shut up. Pictures of sperm. Duffer sperm. All my points are sperm. Respect your family. I hate kids. But why? Smell and see. Sir. Sos. The husband of a potty. Your baby sperm. But you have no responsibility for the child from this farm. Neither your husband nor a potty. As it is, he is going to be wasted. Which kind of chakras are you messing with? Me? Chakras, that's the one. I love to smile at sperm. I want one. I love it. This is the cancer of modern life. What's the guarantee? Sir. That he'll have children. Tell me. No! No Grantee. But this thing will come to know if you are worthy of being a child or not. Minds me of the R.E.M.O. I can put a line to the children. Prove it. Exactly. That's why I am here for you. And you will come on then. Have you ever seen a movie about sperm donors? Yes. An old movie with Bert Reynolds called Paternity. But that's it. That's from the late 70s, early 80s. Funny movie by the way. I want that shirt. I need that shirt. That's fantastic. What's the reason for that? The bongo. Sir, I have told you before. I don't have the authority. Why can't you open an account? Yes, I did talk to him. But... I don't know. He has to know somebody there? They probably have different roles than we have. So my final decision is a no. I believe in God. Almost. After his death, this is his last photo. You look like Obama, don't you? Yes, yes. Same to same. You look like Obama? What? She did. Was that a direct translation? Or was that something they'd put to understand? Yeah. Because he looks male. Nothing like Obama. Maybe that's the joke? What I am trying to say is that I am a certified... MBBS. MBBS. Yes, Swirishwari Chattasabh Ayesen. Hey, the whiskey is on fire. I don't know how much they've sold it. Okay. The baby has to be matching with us. We are very classy people. We want to be like us. Absolutely family. By the way, next week, John Abram is coming. He has accepted you. What a joke, Paldev. You are joking, madam. That's what he's wearing in the poster. Isn't it? I don't think you have to like kids to donate. I'm taller. They give him any material. Oh, is that... Yeah, he's got the TV. I guess he's got some TV here. Just look up, suck my ball, Gif, son. I need your help. What happened? Oh, boy. Dude, I know I can hear everything. When will you get the payment? It means that the next five to six months will be tested in the sample lab. And when the egg donation meeting is over, after that full and final payment, your deal is done. You can't imagine you get a lot for donating, sperm. I don't know what it is in India, but you don't get paid a lot in America. Do you know what it is? Yeah, it's something like... It's really low. If you donate eggs, it's a lot. Yeah, it's way higher. It's something like... In fact, I'm gonna look it up. I remember I had looked this up once. But women have a finite amount of eggs. Men have unlimited sperm. As long as they... It's not a high amount. How much? Yeah, it's like $700 a month. Not a terrible amount. No. And it's thousands for eggs. If you do a twice a week deposit, it's gonna be about 700 a month. But a lot of requirements. It's gotta be in a certain age range. But if that translates for rupee, it's exactly the same pay rate. You can make a living. What do you do for a living? I ejaculate. I'm a sperm donor. What? Why would that be met with that kind of a reaction? Taboo? I guess. In India, it's followed that way, I bet. I think she said fuck you. I would have rather have her said fuck you. Yeah. I appreciate Ben's shot there too. I'm a virgin. What if she didn't come? She wouldn't have come. At least you'd have killed her. You're just so busy with your time to reply. That guy is talking nonsense. You're making me crazy. Shut up! I'm telling you, sit down quietly. I've broken it. I'll pull it out and throw it. Yeah, he's my son. You've taken your son to a bank? He's the most boring place in the world. Son, you play. How many times have you had a affair? Enjoy it. Don't be a bore. I'm bored. Enjoy! What? I'm bored. Just put a second that I could have sworn that I was a white actor. What was? The dubbing on him was bad. Bad. But one time probably. And as it is. Okay, okay. Let me call you back. Let me call you back. Whose sample is this? Is everything okay? It's glorious. More than okay. His sperm count is 110 million. And mortality is very strong. Outstanding. Mortility. Mortility. So how does it feel? First time twins conceived. I'm in trouble, sir. I'm in trouble, sir. I mean... Why would you send a box of eggs to your house? Which TV? This LCD TV. LCD? Huh? LCD. What are you saying? Where did you come from? Dating yourself with LCD. Mom, keep your mom. LCD. It starts flying. In the happiness of twins. Don't even make those anymore. Mom, I mean I've sent an LCD. Oh, my son. I'm from the Aryan race and well. Listen. Alexander the soldiers and the local girls had sex. And Diwad was married. He had kids. He had other kids. Got it? And you guys came here after the partition. Aryan is a race. You wouldn't believe it, right? Air history. And air science. Let's go together. Together. Parallel. It's weird to hear that saying a positive light. I know. Like if you say that in a Hollywood film, it's like this. Okay. Skinhead. Aryan race. Sperm count is the best in the world. You definitely can't say that. Brad Pitt. Show. Lady Gaga. Sperm. A sperm sample from Lady Gaga. I think he's saying they're all Aryan, I think is what he's saying. Sir. Raise my rate. Bandadakka. Gradesparu. What was that? Nice. We're going to get an ejaculation song. And then we're going to report one reaction to Vicky Donner. Donner. Probably Donner. He's donating his sperm. Yeah. You ever done that? No. Except to my wife. Never been more of our one reaction to Vicky Donner. Just there? I can't imagine that's the only place it's landed. Vicky Donner. If you saw this on YouTube, obviously, you saw a very kind of version. It was like Seafull and Cut versions, though. You can have it on Patreon.