LYRICS: "Oh my god!!! This is my song! lets dance on the bar! Wooooo! I'm so drunk!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Swear it was the alcohol, turned me into a whore got vomit in my hair, and jizz on my chin you'd think the night is over -- nope, it's ready to begin.
First stop tonight is the line of the club lots of sexy men all looking for a rub "what the fuck yo... im a girl let me in" Bitch you white girl wasted, your existence is a sin
Finally inside...after blowing the selector Talking to this guy.. he says he's a director He says he's got a part for me in his new movie yeah I took a pill...what? he said it's not a roofie
Wants to take my picture for his private collection I swear to god it was immaculate conception don't worry though I have a stock of plan B If you want to play it safe aim for my tummy
HOOK: that hoe is WHITE GIRL WASTED bitch tripped and hit the pavement she was so drunk and tasteless bitch was white. girl. w-ast--ed.
Left foot, right foot, step step fall talking like helen keller shit - didn't see that wall
A short skirt and heels are always fun especially when I ask for rape and need to run my feet hurt i'm taking a cab ***beat cuts out*** "does the light mean its free or like not..free.."
I need to take a piss, it's really kind of urgent really don't want to miss, got no more detergent been working on my squats for this very night indecent exposure? fuck you! I know my rights
Put your bridge in my tunnel, lets go to manhattan you come from Jersey, Long Island and Staten Pull your thong up high, let that tramp stamp shine so the brotha on the left knows you take it from behind
Hey sexy barman give me a drink If you give me a free one i'll let you in my pink I'm a school girl in the summer I got no class all I need is one more shot, for you to put it in my....
Stacy's givin' head on the LIE Bitches tell the truth thats no LIE She caught a DUI almost DIED'ed But now she's outfront with her fake ID
Bathroom party with my bitches, Jessica's puking, Amy itches Say's she got crabs with a guy from Jersey Victoria's got a secret, it's written in Hersey
Kisses I be blowin Parents cash I be blowin Your boyfriend I be blowin My breasts I be blowin... up Cleavage equals free drinks, helps pay the rent Don't worry 'bout a condom, I'm already pregnant
HOOK: that hoe is WHITE GIRL WASTED bitches tripped and hit the pavement she was so drunk and tasteless bitch was white. girl. w-ast--ed.