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The Apostles' Creed (Not the Nine O'Clock News)

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Uploaded on Aug 14, 2007

From "Not the Nine O'Clock News",
Series 3, Show 5.
24 November 1980
Actors:
Rowan Atkinson
Mel Smith
Pamela Stephenson
Griff Rhys Jones

Transcription (found on http://cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comment... ):
"I believe in God, the Father Almighty
Or at least it stands to reason that there has to be some sort of greater power, you know
Like electricity sort of thing
And in Jesus Christ,
Who was obviously a fantastic bloke
And has been proved historically
that he actually did exist around that time
actually
was conceived by the Holy Ghost,
born of the Virgin Mary
No, don't laugh
It could happen
After all
They can do it in a test tube these days
I mean, that proves it, doesn't it?
On the third day he rose again from the dead
A sort of reincarnation if you like
Did you see that program in BBC2?
I believe in the Holy Ghost
Telepathy, flying saucers, black magic,
there must be something in astrology,
gay liberation, the Loch Ness monster,
the abominable snowman, the Surrey panther
copper bracelets for rheumatism
levitation
water divining
poltergeists
and the life everlasting
That is, if the bloody Russians don't invade Poland
Amen."

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