This is not mine, I only reuploaded it. Supposedly, the original creator is Mike David.
Lyrics:
Grab your angel wings and your sack of cocaine
and make sure there is plenty of room in your bag for blades.
Not the kind of blades that you use to shave your legs,
but the kind of blades that created a 90s craze.
Right behind your legs is a chubby butt with AIDS.
Right behind the lez is a snubby cunt with braids.
Better call the press cause I got something to say
before I end the pride parade with a fucking grenade!
(GAYS!)
Roll your windows up pussies, you uptights,
you can't *possibly* bump this at a red light.
You didn't even fucking want it, it's hate speech.
I didn't even know they was recording! They take me
And I'm so embarrassed now,
that I hope my parents don't
download this album and listen with their earphones
This is such a queer song
(this is such a sheer thong.)
and faggots get your beards on:
This is such a PIPE BOMB!
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays
(Break their bones!)
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays
(Break. Their. Bones)
Lesbians too, cause they eat their own poo.
They put urine in a pot, and they make their own stew.
I bet you're gonna throw up when you see what gays do.
They drink the diarrhea in the back of J crew.
It's true.
Oh shoot, this song's so stupid.
FUCK JEWS!
(Damn it hitler!)
What, what did he do?
Will he do?
A booboo?
To joojoo?
In hebrew?
And make me wanna shoop shoop shoo
We're Tegan and Sara
Ladies I dare ya
Did you look in the mirror
when you cut all your hair off?
you're just a pair of:
*LESBIAN SLUT INCEST HOOKERS!*
Suck your sister's *DICK* while she's eating your boogers
Smash cut to me with a machine gun,
Shooting down gays while watching glee reruns.
And macklemore, I'm coming for you,
Don't worry, when I was in third grade, I thought I was straight too!
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays
(Break their bones!)
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays
(Break. Their. Bones)
If you're bi, I want you to die.
Transgender: get into a fender bender
Ellen degeneres, dresses up like men pretender
Little dog Iggy in the trunk, remember?
Now he's killing dogs, just to offend her
Pause with the cause, but this time inside of a blender
Raw with apall, and I think they're legally tender
And I'm dropping gays' jaws like 11 September
I brought a gun to the set of Modern Family
Now Mitchell and Cam are in the back seat of my Camry.
I brought a hammer, so I'm acting all hammery.
And Jeffrey Dahmer's drill came from ebay (Finally)
"Buckle up, boys! We're headed to Milwaukee,
And if I hear talking I'll hit you with this golf thing."
Then I think I heard Mitchell start coughing
and he had a dick in his mouth like a hand inside a claw machine!
It was so gross, that I said "Fuck this"
Put the petal to the floor, then I drove off of a cliff.
If you make fun of a gay, they will jump off of a bridge.
And if by any chance they live, just make em listen to THIS!
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays
(Break their bones!)
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays
(Break. Their. Bones)
