 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how are you? James, Zach, everyone watching. I'm doing well. Good weekend. We had some good weather. We've been trying to reach you concerning- How about that spring sprung? Question mark. And we're hiring- We've hired some new interns, so I've got people to bully in the office. We only hired people under five feet. Wrong. Unless Lenin is two people. You know, little rascals. Thank you kindly, my good sir. Show that scene. Hello, my good man. Little Rascals, great movie, 1994. Best year for movies, Jake. Congrats to Maddie Masson winning the B&O championship. Can we talk about the sports? It's deleted. Serious topic. Jim, MLB and MLBPA have come to a meeting where they talked about stuff. They're actually talking about rule changes, which are kind of fun. Banning the shift, pitch clock, larger bases, 2023. Otherwise, they've gotten nowhere else. But these are fun changes. We've talked about these on Talking Baseball a lot. Yeah, I am all for all of these, actually. I am a pro pitch clock. I can't think of a single time I've been watching a game, and I said I wish they would slow down on that mound right there. There's rumors of a 14-second pitch clock, which that would be tight in like an 8th inning pressure pack situation. I wouldn't want to be cutting to the clock. Like getting the ball back and thinking about the 2-2 pitch. Like that gets a little tight. There's going to be growing pains where... You've got to add some gentlemen's rules. Well, there's going to be growing pains when it gets actually like penalized for being too slow. That's going to suck. But once we get to the point where all the pitchers just naturally pitch at that pace, that'll be really nice. And the bigger bases don't matter. If you're getting mad about the bigger bases, eat a buck. If you're getting mad about the bigger bases or the pitch clock, eat two bugs. Those things are better for the game and no one should be upset. The shift opened to a lot of opinions there. Moving on. Jim, I'll move us on. Move us on to the next one. To almost a breakdown. Jim, I was surprised how juiced up you were about this, but I guess it's Australia, so that always ties you in a little more. We've got an underwater crab cam. We just saw this. This was on Zach's desk just playing. I like nature sometimes because when my gardener told me about how the frogs were eating all the snakes and the snakes were eating the frogs in my backyard, and I was like, what's going on in my backyard? The same thing. Like what's truly going on underwater? So check this out. The guy set up a crab cage and then a camera on there, and the coolest part is the crabs are eating the fish, and then an octopus comes, a squid attacks, gets bullied away, and then quickly vanishes to become the color of the rocks or whatever. Squid changes color. Octopus, I hate octopi. I really do. They freak me out. I don't like how they move. Okay, but do you like that the crab attacks the invisible octopus from the back? And when a crab swims, it's always like, oh, you have this in the bag, dude? Yeah, two different crabs. You're supposed to move like this. We had it. Attack the camera. Back to crab mode. They attack the camera. So this is cool, and I really liked it, and you guys should enjoy it. And I guess he has a website where you can just watch this all the time, which Zach likes watching that stuff. DraftKings. Go download it and bet on cycling. Jim, speaking of cycling, this is huge. Cyclists, normally a gentleman's sport is getting away from it, and cyclists have taken to peeing on each other during races. I would have thought they just pissed themselves. Yeah. Like how some long distance runners do, but Peter Sagan is pissed. He's 32. He's Slovakian. And he says the younger riders aren't showing the veteran guy's respect. He's got some good quotes here. He says, I won't name names, but they just piss in the middle of the pack. Everyone pees on everyone. Disgusting. And the picture? This picture? It's a good time. Maybe you can show it like that dude is pissing on that dude. It's a good time. And that dude is pissing on that dude. There's definitely spray getting on everyone. It's a team sport. People forget that. And he says that collective bathroom breaks for pro cyclists are a thing. At least they used to be. That's how I have him saying that. Collective bathroom breaks for pro cyclists are a thing. At least they used to be. Yeah, I mean it's kind of funny when you realize this guy's 32 and he's talking like how much things have changed. Like man, this sport. Like you'd think this guy was 55. I thought he was 55. Yeah. I'm shocked that he's younger than us. Yeah, I don't know. And for me in a race, if you win it, you win it. Also, if it's teammates, PNX, the teammates, that only boosts camaraderie. It's bonding. That's bonding. That's male bonding. You make up that time. Speaking of bonding, I have a not sports for you, Jake, that you're going to enjoy. Jim, this is tough because this coincides with me moving to the city and there's all these rumors around it. New Yorkers having noisy sex and complaints that are at an all time high. 311 gets a shout out, which if you're dialing now. If you're dialing 311, you are lonely. You've already lost the war. You're just looking for a friend. You're jealous of the sex people. 311 is a phone line. It's like the complaints line that they never check for the entire city. It's just a bunch of voicemails like, oh, we're never going to help you. 1,000% glad you called us. That's one of the robots that knows human interaction enough to be like, oh, sorry to hear that. We will be on our way to help you. Queens. Queens. Leads the city and sex complaints. 105 sex complaints coming from Queens. Manhattan in second place. Brooklyn in third. The Bronx in fourth. And Staten Island in a distant, distant fifth place. Staten Island only had four sex complaints come through. No one's having sex in Staten Island. It's a clear threshold of people like Staten Island. No one cares. Like if they hear sex going on, that's a win. I love that Queens. When you really think about 103 complaints, like half of those are one person that just hate their neighbor. A lot of the Brooklyn complaints said that they're just orgies happening in the apartment complex's staircase. There's like a lot of complaints that they're just fucking in the staircase. Multiple people. I'd love to know the angles and the diagrams of how that's happening. I looked at apartments in Brooklyn. Don't give him the noise. Give me the same noise, Jake. I work too hard at that. Give me the same noise, Jake. Add anybody? Give it to me again there. Employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. Jim, this is why I was pissed you gave me a shout out at the start of the show because he didn't deserve it. But Maddy Mask gets to be in your belt. Mostly goes to his mom. I was just reading this thing. Just to motivate him. Yeah, don't read that. Maddy Mask stole, actually, Zack stole Jake's belt or, and then Maddy Mask now has it. And you know what? He's got the belt in the middle of the office. Yeah. You get off the elevator. He's sharing it with me. You get off the elevator. You look left and you can see it. I still get to use it. No, you don't. I do. I do. Maddy gave me permission as we're the only champs ever. So please don't. Yeah, that is out of our bubble. It is nice. How like all presidents go along. And we're going to change the playoff format because it is kind of BS and baseball is doing some of the same thing. You need to reward the elite. So we're getting there. Not happening? Happening. Not happening. That's the end of the show. That was the Weekly Dome. 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