 Hello again and welcome to Dank Memes from Site-19, where I review memes from the subreddit devoted to Dank Memes from Site-19. Let's get started. SCP-048 entries that still exist? Zero. Number of D-Class terminated every month? Zero. Number of times you were right about an SCP? Zero. You know this image here drives home one particular piece of information that I hadn't really thought of before and that's that Samaritan looks really really disappointed in whatever it is he's looking at like like he's got that far off goddamn it's been one of those years sort of look on his face I'm a grown man I am a big adult I can do this oh yes the memetic kill agent I think that if the SCP foundation database was real and somehow being accessed by civilians I think the really important and scary thing is not oh my god is this real the real question you should be asking yourself is how come the memetic kill agent didn't kill you how incompetent are these people when you blind and deafen yourself so Samaritan can't tell you you're wrong yeah this is big brain time oh I love these memes where uh that are about me because well why wouldn't I it's another one there is no monthly termination with no canon some stories exist where monthly termination occurs you are wrong you know that's not strictly speaking incorrect there are cannons that exist where monthly termination is a thing that really happens they just don't line up with the real world and when you rob the realism from the SCP foundation well that's a bit of a complex problem I saw this and then just once I always want to take every opportunity I can to drive this point home because the wiki mods and the wiki administration really don't care to make this distinction because honestly the people that the people that make this mistake are the kind of people who definitely should go through the green light and critique process but you do not have to you there's there's this like weird thought of you like I would do the I would post an SCP but I can't get my idea green lit and I'm like once I get to do anything like you should probably go through the critique process but you don't have to you can just post the wiki once you've registered that and registering as its own little bit of trouble there are barriers to doing things and there are misconceptions that act as barriers to doing things on the wiki and the wiki administration is perfectly fine with you being confused about that because if you can't figure that out they figure you probably don't need to be posting to the wiki but I do feel like there's probably a good chance that the you know every once in a while maybe once a year they miss out on a really good article because somebody doesn't know how the system works I I left this one in I saw this and I was like I really liked it another fucking herder you're wrong Sumerian meme actual SCP memes meme snobbery but don't worry you you created a meme about me so I'm gonna put it in I think the uh the title for the post was something along the lines of no hate but you guys are too desperate to get into Sumerian's videos the problem is is you can't make that argument without using my name and once you do that it's pretty much an assurance that you're gonna get in my videos so kind of just go circular on you although I'd like to talk a bit about SCP memes right now I'll instead be using this as an opportunity to talk about myself because that's the most interesting topic I know about let's be real air I think that the D class get terminated every month no you're weird and different and your differences are bad you know people uh get on like they there are things that I'm passionate about but D class getting terminated every month is not one of them uh I mean I don't believe that D class get terminated every month in most reasonable realistic cannons but that's neither here nor there on this particular point the uh may the sun ever set on the British Empire it's it's one of my favorite pieces of work that I've done recently and it's interesting I was thinking back about uh like my most my favorite works in the last couple years and most of them are either silly kind of wool foundation things with samarian clef and bright or there um things that I was asked to write you know given a prompt and told to write so I don't know liking the stuff that you're that you didn't originate you know like you wrote this thing but you didn't come up with the ideas behind it I don't know there's some fun to that I think uh the uh two favorite things I've written in the last past year off the top of my head the problem is when you write as much as you do it comes difficult to remember the individual I don't even remember individual scp numbers for my scps anymore because I got like 40 or 50 it's hard to remember 40 or 50 individual numbers tails are even worse so like in the last year I think I think I've written just in the last year like 24 or 25 tails uh so remembering individual ones is hard but my favorites that I can think of was when I did for Christmas last year uh which was a broken god story which was as a Christmas exchange I didn't want to write about the broken god I still don't want to write about the broken god but somebody asked for the person I was assigned to asked for a story about either s and c plastics or the broken god so I wrote about broken god and then uh the stuff I did for scp illustrated this year uh almost all of it I think I'm pretty proud of well I'm pretty proud of most of it every once in a while I look at one of them and I'm like oh I could that could have been better which is a good instinct to have but hey you remember that meme that was talking about how I usually just turn these into opportunities to talk about myself yeah that guy knows what's up see and that's the reason why I pick memes that the problem is that when I first started uh doing the the meme uh videos I just looked at them and kind of laughed and like maybe gave a tiny amount of commentary about the stuff I know about the scps uh but I was I was told and from research and information I I've gleaned from looking at other way other people do it it is important to talk about the things you know and the things I know or the things I've written written or uh read or dealt with like contributed to in some way so like the next one here you know I had to do it to ham I picked it because I voiced dr ham in the scp 049 uh actual scp article on the wiki I'm which you may not be able to tell and you you pay for her hello my name is dr Raymond ham that's the the dr ham voice but it's a it's a little bit I I'm just doing it off the cuff right now but yeah that's dr ham I did do dr ham so I see this and I'm like I gotta put that in there because I can talk about dr ham ah poor dr ham finally finally figured out what he was going to do with his life and suddenly he's dead I included this one simply because I thought it was particularly clever roses are red boots are for walking ronald rake and cut up while talking every time I see secret laboratory I think I think the exact same thing secret laboratory I wonder what the secret laboratory would be like there needs to be oh my god there needs to be an scp on the wiki huh oh my god like that could be a good dash j you could main list there need to be actually something and I was about it but the dash j concept that just popped into my head when I was looking at this is like there's some really nice really clean or really out of the way isolated bathroom that gets classified as an scp object by some researcher or some head of some department or something like that just so no one else will use it you could main list if you could create a reason why that was actually anomalous but yeah that'd be a fun that'd be a fun little dash j something I could do oh yeah someone told me about this it's a you're wrong about monthly d-class termination again this is not what I'm passionate about you guys want to know what I'm passionate about it's about since it's unnecessary censorship and scp articles my god do I hate that that you can get me talking about forever d-class termination is something that's like I mean because it's not even particularly uh controversial as a at least with the censorship people are like well you know there's reasons to do it and I'll be like no there isn't and we'll have this long arguments but monthly d-class termination is impossible in the real world end of story now you can include certain things like cloning or uh you know like I mentioned in my videos is like there are anomalous ways to make it work but then you have to include that as your kind of concept behind it and it kind of changes what d-class are by the way if they're clones like what does it matter if they die like there's you know a d-class dying as sort of a especially in early scp articles is supposed to be like a moment like it's like this is when shit gets serious I say I'm not willing to rant about this but here we go but uh yeah like if you change them into these literally disposable people and not you know the idea of them being normal people who are turned into disposable people but if they were born disposable like then when they die it's just who cares right and the idea has always been like the foundation the usage of d-class in stories especially the early stories was uh the foundation is bad because they treat d-class terminations as though they're trash but if they're clones or some other anomalous production method comes along and they literally were created just to be destroyed then there's still some evil in there but it loses a lot of its oomph think about that you take actual people some guy who you know he was born in Wisconsin he grew up he went to college he flunked out he had a high school sweetheart who he married they got a divorce after having two kids and he's failed on his child support twice he robs a bank with his friend his friend shoots somebody and he goes to jail for life or I don't know if Wisconsin has a death penalty they might or they might not but he goes to jail for life because is you know a murder committed in the commission of a felony even if you didn't commit the murder is treated as though you did commit the murder so he goes to jail for life and then the foundation decides they're going to give him you know a deal you work for us for a month and then we'll let you go and the guy's thinking well you know what I didn't do anything really all that wrong that's questionable morally but I didn't do anything that wrong you know I'm gonna try and do my best and this is a somewhat sympathetic figure you know he's had a tough lot in life he's got kids he's got a family he would like to be able to go back and support them and then the foundation just murders him at the end of a month that has impact or even if that's not the case like he dies in you know the course of his duties that has impact because that is a real person and a real character as opposed to that dude was born yesterday in a clone vat implanted with some fake very shallow memories because there's no reason to really bother giving him deep back story and then we we shot him the next day those are two different stories those are two different things anyway that was a long rant about me and that started off with me saying I don't want to rant about the d-class but here we are disappointing you've allowed yourself to be defined by a single genre articles where the foundation is the antagonist this is fair this is super fair something well it's it's no longer it's no longer the truth it was definitely the truth from maybe the first six months to a year but very slowly it started to become something different when I was doing uh the you're wrong about santa claus thing and I talked about sim city it's literally the first thing that popped into my mind was this as a meme and i'm glad someone eventually did it the you're wrong entertainment system i laughed so hard when i saw this the first time kill us nazi prick sv foundation exists to contain and protect the world from anomalies while avoiding all unrelated business dr bright dr samaritan and dr cliff kill us nazi prick oh man oh that's not healthy but yeah i saw this and i'm still laughing at it god damn uh rick and morty memes are awesome thank you very much for watching if you enjoyed the video please hit the subscribe button and then hit the notification bell next to that so you'll be notified when a new video comes out and then head on over to patreon.com forward slash d samaritan and pledge at any level like everybody here on the screen already has and if you pledge over five dollars you can get yourself but you got to pledge by the end of the first so you know do it thank you for letting me know that i'm not alone out here i'll see you all again on thursday also you really need to subscribe george