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New Cave Johnson Quotes from the new Portal 2 DLC

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Published on May 8, 2012

Quotes from the newest Portal 2 DLC (Perpetual Testing Initiative), they play at the beginning of each chamber you play
Valve owns all the sounds and my soul, I've bought millions of hats.

16:01 meow

I added captions from the subtitles file of the game but I found subs for one line that wasn't recorded, here it is:
Greetings, friend. I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science. As you've no doubt learned after your time in cryosleep, human civilization as we knew it was utterly destroyed over a thousand years ago. We've attempted to rebuild as best we could with the only remaining book on the planet... [sigh]"The Rock Says", the autobiography of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. So. Let's all pause for a moment to smell what the Rock was, is, and forever will be... cooking.

wish I was capable of making that one up, check for yourself in: Steam\steamapps\common\portal 2\portal2_dlc2\resource\subtitles_english.txt

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