 What if that's what your testicles send us? People will hear you coming. Oh, here comes Bill. Contented. Josh! Your stupid right to get some Corbin. On Instagram. Bring young Skywalker to me. That doesn't work with that glass. Oh, sure. Sorry. Can't take you anywhere. This is old bunk, in case you guys are wondering. I'm saying that because I also have Jameson back here. Yes. But this one is old bunk. Why did you do that? Just so that there was liquid in there and it wasn't an empty thing? Why didn't you buy another old bunk? $35. I didn't want to spend $100. I understand. I understand. By the way, guys, I'm really sorry about... I'm sorry about Matt Ryan. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Today, we got some stand-up. It says by... It's been a while since we got to do that. Akesh Mehta. Akesh Mehta. It's called Susu. That's what the set is called. What's that mean? P? So if you have to go Susu, you have to go P? Okay, awesome. So it's called P. Great title for your set. I wouldn't have known that if you weren't here. Now I know what's up my expectations for what the set's about. So if we're driving and we've got to get home, I've got to go Susu? Do you say that? Do you say I've got to go Susu? A little kid say it. Mommy, I have to go Susu. Oh, so it's a little dirty. It's crass. It's crass. Gotta take a piss. Hey, Frank, you want to go take a Susu with me? Come on, me and the buddies, we're going to go Susu. We're going to go Susu. What? We're going to go take a Susu with me. Here we go. Five, six, five, six, seven. I'm very good. I come to the corner and then I get away. This is the problem of my life. See, the reason why I gathered you here today is to get out of the train from Kakori. Okay? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I should be honest. For me, it's like comedy is honesty. I just want to be honest with you guys. That's all I'm trying to do. I have to confess. I have to come out and say it. I'll be honest, guys. I sit and Susu. No, I'm done. I sit and say sorry. It's been three years. Sorry. What do you do? What is your name? Meer. Meer, sit and do it. No one will see. You do it. Don't worry. You'll get some money in the morning. Don't worry, Meer. I'll distract them. It's very political for me. Susu has a male-dominated field. What's the advantage of a male-dominated field? It's a projectile. It's a mechanism. It's such a gorgeous thing. It's like... I'm standing there. How? How can anyone understand that I'm doing this? You're doing this. You have so much power. You have a fire on someone's house. You can save it. You have so much power. You're going to Bakri. Don't think too much. You think you can save it at night. You think you can save it at night. But that's the thing. With great power comes great. It's huge. That's the thing. But there's no hardware for aiming. Someone has a crosshair on the ground. Someone has a 4x zoom. No one knows. That's why if you ever see a male urinal... Have you ever seen a male urinal? It's okay. It's... I'm not putting pressure on you. It's so huge. But it's even thinner than this. You realize it's because... Architects are also saying... You just hit it in such a general way. It's not true. But then you see a male urinal on the ground. How is it possible? Some boys have to put games. Such a small goal post. It's so difficult. You don't have any idea. But in the morning... Half the time you have a boner. Boners are hard. They don't compromise. They can't abandon the way it gets. They just run away. Even a small man can't even listen to the elephant. I mean it's easier if you're Muslim. But if you're a Hindu person... You can do physics. You can't do army physics. You can't put your hand on the pipe. You can't do it in the future. You can't do it in the morning. I don't want to do it in the morning. But you can do it in the morning. Don't you let anyone get a feeling of hate at this time of the day? Sometimes while we're just walking around. It's like an extra projection. There is no such thing outside when you're drinking. When you're wearing pants and shirt. When you open the zipper that thing does like this. He's doing it. Enjoy! He wants to dirty the toilet seat. Nobody intends that we don't have to do anything bad. But it happens. And then we get hurt too. You guys have no idea. Why did you clean my toilet so early? Then I realized that I should have put some water in it. Jetspray is flying on me. What kind of dirty toilet is this? I didn't get a parking lot. I cleaned the toilet with a toothbrush. My friends are also saying that I should wash my face. There is no solution. That's my problem. There is no solution. Boys learn fluid dynamics from a very young age. There is no need for engineering. We know that the arc is changing. So the pressure is changing. We are counting for wind disturbance, resistance, gravity. I have understood everything. Of course, the problem won't be solved by sitting. I'm not fucking around. I'll tell you what. Women know what I mean when I say that. It's a lot of money. Plus, it's someone else's phone. Women have this beautiful thing. Women know what I mean. Women don't pee on unknown centres. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, because UTI, right? Do you know what a UTI is? No, it's okay. It's a unit trust of India. Okay? Girls go to the bathroom or do financial planning? How do they go? It's urinary tract infection. I'm assuming none of you know. So you all will say it together. Say it. It's okay, Mir. Say it. Urinary tract infection. That's great. Don't say urine infection. It's not in your mouth. It's in your mouth. If it was in your mouth, you would have taken it out of your mouth. Mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth. Okay? It's in your mouth. It's not in your mouth. It's a car. It's a highway. Do you understand? But women have a beautiful solution. They will do this thing where they will get to the toilet seat and then they will... They will... Yeah, I've done my research. They will... Not squatting is an understatement, madam. Women do this. Leave a inch gap. You understand? What's this? We are doing this stupid thing. Women are talking nonsense. Like, how is this... I'm having a Jhanga Vibrate here. You are watching. It's not happening to me. What a brilliant thing to do. But I can't do that. I can't do that. As a guy, you can't have a... Because as a helicopter, you are quite tongue-tied. With guys... The problem with it is... With guys, the problem is different. Because what's... We like to measure width. We are not very big fans of length. We are not very big fans of length. We are not very big fans of length. We are not very big fans of length. When you sit like this, sometimes you are sitting on an unknown thunders. And then... I know. Some of you aren't laughing because you are going into flashback. But look at everyone's mind. My number is so long. It's on-a-word. It is. I have to fold it in between my legs and then tuck it in. I take a shower after getting down. It's not easy. My biggest problem is hygiene. Huh? How do you clean your hands? How do you clean? Ladies, sometimes stop giving blowjobs. Nobody is cleaning their dick. There is no place to clean your dick. Where do you clean your dick? If you are being a... You better start doing that. You better go anywhere. It's so awkward. I think he is saying right now. If I see a chair after I get down. Okay, that's what happens. I have a wire. I don't have a cone. I don't even have a sensor. I didn't even get a small one. I can't bank into the clarification. The new ones need you to do this. You realize that's just like some dude standing around doing fucking... Suga Rae. Has it happened to you? Very, very funny. Extremely hilarious. When someone does an 8 minute set and you don't want it to end. Yeah. That tells you all you need to know. Yeah, that was great. That was great. Very, very funny. So good. And as always, what makes it so funny is he's talking about the stuff that everybody knows is true but you don't talk about. You know? Yep. It's so funny. Also, talks incredibly fast. So shout out to our subbers. Oh, yes. Oh, no, no. This was on our subbers. It looks like he was subbed it himself. Okay, he subbed it himself. Well, thank you for doing that because, man, the speed at what he... Yeah, he goes talking. This is on his site. Got it, got it, got it. He or his team subbed it for us. Thank you for doing that. Yeah, that was funny. Because that was very, very funny. It seemed like Andrani who's in the back of the room could listen and she was laughing as well. No, yeah, she was laughing. She was shocked. She didn't even need to read the subtitles. No, it's amazing. I've asked her what that's like to think and speak in three different languages like that. I only speak and think in American. And it shows. Anyway, it's very hilarious. Let us know more from him and other stand-up artists that we can react to. Please. And upload it down in the comments below. Thank you.