 All right, as you know, you have an exam tomorrow. I'm sure you're feeling very stressed, which is why I will teach you everything you need to know to cheat in your exam. First, what not to do. For us teachers, we know when you have a piece of paper hidden in your pencil case. Also, the piece of paper is often too small. You can't read it. Same thing if you write the answers in the palm of your hand. If you put your hand on your face, you have answers on your face. If you go to the toilet, your generals have answers. So no. Next, don't study because if you know the answers, then what's the point of cheating? Trust me on this. No studying. Studying shows your weak. What to do. Wear contact lenses with answers on them or if you're really committed, eye surgery. Get answers instead of your eyes. If you have any questions on how that works, I'm a teacher. So I don't know. Another method is to be from the future and to see the exam paper the day before. Just be careful with this method because it's not guaranteed that I'm telling the truth. Remember, I'm a teacher, so I don't know. How not to get caught. Act natural. Be casual. Place landmines around your table so no one comes near it. If you're in a relationship, practice cheating for experience. Finally, what if you get caught? Always blame someone else. This applies to life in general. You get caught. It's not your fault. It's your friend's fault. He distracted you. It's your family's fault. They didn't love you. Always blame someone else. Anyways, good luck with your exam. Welcome to your exam. Let me be clear about something. There is no cheating allowed. If you are caught, you will be expelled. So no cheating. Remember what I taught you. Yeah, that's why.