 This baby can hide people behind it from only five feet away plus it has heated seats in a tire iron What are you doing just admire in the beautiful finish? Can I interest you in zero percent APR with a down payment of 799? This is my car. I like your attitude. Look, I have to be somewhere So just leave before I call the cops sounds like a great opportunity for a getaway test drive Once you see how she handles sharp turns. I think you'll be sold. I have a gun. Don't tell the Canadians You'll make them jealous. You just need money or something. I need to make sure you're satisfied with your purchase Now what can I do to get you in this fine automobile besides stealing your keys? What how did you just seem stressed when was the last time you did something for yourself? I got a pedicure yesterday. Well, let's put those pretty toes to work and see if she's a good fit. Hey You already look like you belong there get out of my car before we get started I'll need your driver's license proof of residency and a pint of blood for our records You never know when you might get kidnapped by a shady customer How would I kidnap you happens all the time my buddy gets snatched by a guy who looks just like me Haven't seen him since you're the one in my car. See you've already done the hard part Now you just got to take me to a secondary location. He sticks in grand, please. Why didn't you just ask for a ride? Not as much fun Haha, I've lured you into a false sense of security told you I need your help We're being tracked by corporate versions of myself plus some associated analog horrors who want to absorb our essence into a single entity Okay, I know it's crazy and you have no reason to trust me But I promise we are both in danger if we don't go after them together, right? It'll be extremely dangerous I'm bored. I understand if you need a minute to process already got my guys on it JP Riddles is an arms dealer my mom makes a mean pre-crime casserole Do you understand what I'm saying? You want me to pull an elaborate heist on an interdimensional representation of your deepest insecurities before it subsumes all variations of yourself and Solidifies your future as a cold and shallow shield of all you could be Now if I could get you signature in a credit card Why have you on the road no time you were supposed to be surprised Oh my star is a motion capture suit don't just first things first We got to knock over a liquor store mom's recipe is mostly perfect You know you're the guy they're most afraid of they should be far more afraid of the skin walker. I don't who is that? Where are you going? I? Thought it'd be better at this Hi everybody, thanks for watching as you can see it's just me and other me here Hey, head on over to patreon.com slash doormaster and donate a dollar and you can donate toward the Kyle sleep stream Where I sleep and I provide video evidence on stream donate seven dollars that is an option You can donate seven dollars seven that's one of the tears just one is an option to and that's totally fine And then I'll sleep and he'll let me go Yeah, just like a That's how you get into it, and then you do you want to buy a knife go to buy a knife. That's pretty good