 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant. Brilliant. PogChamp. PogChamp. PogChamp. PogChamp. PogChamp. Yep, Charlamagne the God. Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots, and this week's episode is brought to you by Squarespace from websites and online stores, the marketing tools, and analytics. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. There are no hidden fees or price hikes, and all websites are optimized for mobile And it's so simple, start with a design template and use drag and drop tools to make it your own. Head to squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Now let's start the show. Andrew Schultz is here. No, let's do a little bravo, man. Perman is here, Wax is here. Charlemagne the God is a daddy again. Yeah, man, yeah, man, girl dad, girl dad. You know what's so crazy? I wasn't, I was waiting. I didn't want to know what the gender was, right? We knew what it was. In the back of my mind, I knew what it was. Yeah, because you know you had your shoes off. I didn't even think about it. The crazy part is because I wasn't, you know, this wasn't, none of the children were actually planned. But you know, the fourth child, I thought we was done after three. I was cool, you know, like after, after we had our third daughter, the very next year we did go to the in vitro place because I was like, I got to rig this thing. You know what I'm saying? If I want a boy, I got to fix this fight, you know? But then I was talking to my mom and my mom was like, she just didn't agree with the whole, you know, creating the whole gender thing, right? And I was like, you know what? You're right. If it's meant for me to have another baby, I'll have another baby, you know what I mean? Couple years later, during COVID, ain't nothing to do. We just sitting around high all the time, having sex all the time. Come find out February, you know, wife is pregnant. All right, cool. I'm like, you know what? I don't even want to know what it is. You know what I mean? Just wait, because I think by February came, I think she might have been like a month, two months already. I'm like, we just wait. September comes. We see what happens. So that's what happened. And you know, up until that last moment, the doctor blew it at the last, last moment. Why would happen? Because as the baby was coming out, the doctor just said, get her out of there or something like that, like something to that effect. And I was like, her. You don't know how she identified. You don't know how she identified. I'm like, her? I'm like, her? I'm like, maybe she died with this a ferocious slip. Maybe they're trying to throw me off. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, nope. Look, I'm another beautiful baby girl. I'm like, well, hey, man, I produce queens. What can I say? You know what I mean? What can I say? I like it, though. I'm happy, you know what I mean? I'm happy that, you know, I got a healthy baby girl. I'm happy that my wife had a beautiful, you know, pregnancy, you know, with the way the Black maternal death rate is set up. She's still here. So I'm just, you know, I'm just happy, you know, I mean, just happy to have another baby. I didn't see that at this point in my life, but that's life. Right? You don't know what to expect in life. You know, you can't predict any of this. Like, it's all just... You can, though. Like, if you have sex unprotected and you leave it in, like, you can predict it to... But you don't really think about that when you're married. No. No. Not after having three. I never thought, y'all, I've never thought about it. You thought you stopped working or she stopped working? I just never, I didn't even think about it. I'm not, I could never cross my mind, you know what I mean? Like, it never crossed my mind, like, oh, you know... Because, by the way, I don't care. Why eat this sandwich? I might have to take a shit later. That might happen. But at this point in my life, I care only because, you know, we both getting up in age. So it's like, now I might have to get there. Snip, snip. Oh. I might have to get there. My boy just did that, man. Really? He just did it, like, literally a couple of days ago. And I'm like, how is it? But I got, I want 30 kids, you know what I'm saying? I want to keep on going. Really? Hell, yeah. Also, it doesn't work, though. What do you mean? Selfish. The snip snip doesn't work. What you mean? It's not 100%. Antonio Cromarty had two kids. Yeah, and he had like 13, but he got a different type of sperm. He's not a good example. Put the Antonio Cromarty. Antonio Cromarty, I think, how many kids he got? Look that up, somebody. 17 kids, two after the vasectomal. That's what I'm saying. Like, his sperm will not be denied. You know what I mean? He's just a special human. And he's just one of those people that's meant to breed. Yeah. You know what I mean? So his is a little different. But yeah, I think it's very selfish, though, because it's really up to the woman. Like, you know, my wife's easiest pregnancy was definitely the first one. Second one was emergency C-section. Third, you know, second, and gestational diabetes, the second one. Third was when we went to the hospital and they didn't have no epidural. So she had to give a natural birth. And they were just out of epidurals? They didn't have no epidurals. They just they literally didn't have no epidurals. Like it was it was the strangest thing ever. But I mean, that's what black women complain about when they go to the hospital. Like that, you know, they people look at black women and they're just like, oh, they're just strong and they can take pain. And it was like, so it's no sense of urgency. You know what I mean? Carla said she did not want the epidural until it was time that she wanted it. And they said it was too late. She looked at me. I was like, we got to do this. Oh, she did a natural one too? Yeah, she did a natural. Wow. Wow. My mom with me had planned to do a natural birth. I was a big baby. I was like over 10 pounds. What? Yeah. The fuck? And I'm playing around over here, baby. My brother too. He's a big fucking baby. So 10 pounds. 10 pounds, full head of hair. Like it looked like my parents left me. Like, you know, when you're in the room with all the other babies, like all the other babies were like bald. I had a full like, what is the name? Don King, like, they look like they just left me in the room now. Like nobody collected my. Nobody going to come get this one? I had fucking braces on and shit. Like I was fucking old in there, right? So, and apparently like my mom was going through the birth and they were planning on doing a natural. And my dad was trying to like coach her through it. And my dad, you know, dudes, you're like, we use shit that like applies to our lives because we can't imagine what a baby is, right? So my dad was like, it's OK, Sandra. It's just like a marathon. You got to push through. It's like a marathon. And then my mom just looks at my daddy and goes, fuck the marathon running. Get me the drugs. Yeah, we could never, ever imagine what a woman goes. Not even close. And like it's crazy. It's my adrenaline is still up here from last Monday. Really? It happened last Monday. Like, and you know, we had to do a little salute to Latham Thomas, Glomavon. Latham helped us get through the last two pregnancies because, you know, after you have a C-section, they tell you that you got to continue to have C-section. They just basically put a zipper on your stomach. You know what I mean? But Latham was like, no, that's not the case. So Latham, like, you know, coasted her through the third one, had her doing like a lot of different things, different techniques, taking different vitamins, all types of stuff, you know what I mean? To help her have a vaginal birth. Fourth, she had a vaginal birth with this one too. But it's like the fourth one, it happened so fast. So she started having, Sunday was the due date when the baby didn't come Sunday. So they were like, OK, we'll probably induce tomorrow. Latham was like, nope, she sent the acupuncturist over. They did acupuncture, and she had her drinking, like, taking some vitamins or something else around two o'clock that morning. Started having contractions. Wow. I'm sleeping through it, you know what I mean? Go do the radio show. You know, I see Latham's over there. He's sitting on the couch, whatever, whatever. And I'm just like, so when should we start going to the hospital? Because in my mind, I'm like, I don't want things to happen here, you know what I mean? I'm not gonna say what. And my wife was like, oh, you just ain't no movies, you still have no TV show. It's not going to get contractions to start having them, to having to be with me. I'm like, I don't know. Either way, I don't want to be responsible, right? Around nine o'clock that morning, water breaks. And it's like, from that moment on, you're like this. Yes. Because you got to grab the suitcase, run to the car, put the suitcase in the car. Zoom into the car. Yes, right, make sure she's in the back. And you know, my wife goes, drive like me. She's going to drive like me. What does that mean? Because he can't drive. I'm a very safe driver. Oh. Drive Mr. Daisy. I'm a very defensive driver. I'm not on offense. I hate people that are hitting the gas. You're going to rush to die like this, cool. She's rolling. That's it. That's it. So she's like, drive like me. I'm like, no. Right? So I ain't say that, but I'm just like, I'm not definitely not driving like her. Because the last thing we need is to get pulled over. You know what I mean? I'm going to drive slow and steady. Nice little 70 miles per hour. And it was early morning, so it was still a little bit of traffic there we had to get through. But you know, we got there safe. And you know, once you get there, everybody at the hospital, even though you would think that they do this a million times, it's always like the people in the front who are just like, sometimes the most clueless. You pull up, I need a wheelchair. How the fuck can nobody find a wheelchair at the hospital? You know what I mean? One guy's like, oh, it's over here. Other guy's like, it's over here. It's over there. Finally they get the wheelchair. Boom, you're getting the wheelchair. Then we get there, the receptionist is like, hold on, I got to call somebody on the way up. What the fuck you mean? You got to call somebody. And you know, and I'm trying to explain it to her in a calm way. That's why the duel is so great. Because I'm just an aggressive human who's just like, I'm seeing my wife in pain. So I'm trying not to be extra. But the duel is like, look, this is her fourth child. Things are happening fast. She needs to start pushing soon. And then they, you know, we finally get up there. Everything's situated. And thank God we got a nice, healthy human on this planet. You know what I mean? Fourth child, man. Fourth girl got, need more guns. That's all. That's all. So you think it's a wrap? This is the last one? Oh, I'm done. Snip? I'm done. You or her? Me. Because I mean, she don't, yeah, she don't need to go through no more surgeries or nothing like that. Yeah. I mean, because you got to go all up and then, you know. It's quite easy to surgery, though. Like you're in and out. No, he is. My boy said it. Oh, you mean arsenic? For you, yeah. You could play basketball that night. I thought you were going to tell us, I know how to tie tubes. I could tie girl's tubes, though. I could do that. He said 48 hours. He said, chill out for 48 hours. Or you going to be in trouble. My cousin got it that morning, played in like a hockey game that night. Really? Yeah, I don't have 48 hours. I've seen white people running the fucking code in New York. That's also possible. That's also why. OK, freeze your eggs, all right? Freeze your eggs. But no, I'm going to tell you something. You know what I loved? I got a lot of work done in the maternity ward, yo. Oh, yeah, because you're just sitting there, right? Yeah. But it's something about the maternity ward. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm at, because of the place I'm at in my life. It's like watching new birth coming to the world and then sitting at the window and watching all those babies in the maternity ward. It gives you a new sense of hope. The circle of life never stops. So no matter how old you are or what may be coming to an end in your life, it's all of these new beginnings. You know what I mean? So I don't know. It just made me, I was sitting in there for 48 hours just writing all types of different stuff. Like it just had my creative juices flowing in a real way. I was looking for the mean nurse, like the nurse that looked like the mama that got off the train, that face. I was looking for the mean nurse, because I don't know. I just think somebody's going to try to get my kid or do something. Oh, no, yeah, that's the paranoia. No, yeah, yeah, that's the paranoia. I do that. You hear so many stories, it's like, all right. I'm that guy. I know Lord, we cover it, but I'm going to make sure it ain't mine. Yeah, I'm that guy. I'm that guy. I'm like, someone could switch the babies. It's just anything, or tap, hit them, or I don't know what. I'm that guy. Because you've got to think these are our flesh and blood. These are our little souls. This is just a job to them. And I'm not saying that you know a lot of these nurses and stuff, you know, don't take care. But it's just like, if you don't watch them, I've seen them like, they flip it over like pancakes, like, eh, prodding, you know what I mean? I'm going to see everything. It's like, come on, yo, that's my baby. You know what I mean? Plenty of sleep them nights. Oh yeah, I'm that guy. I'm that guy. When they say, we got to come take the baby to do stuff. All right, let's go. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. It was really COVID time around that time, so it was really hard just to move on over and go around. I'm like, nah, they going to let me go. I'll be there. Oh, shit. Were they worried about letting you into the hospital at all? No, I didn't see that. I didn't see none of that. I was cool. They let me in with no problem. We had the mask on. Nobody else could have gone. No friends. It's only family. Yeah, that's what happens normally for birth. It's not like everybody's just pulling up to the fucking hospital. I mean, back in the day, you had all your family members and they were like. At the hospital? At the hospital, hell yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You in the hospital, everybody having a baby? Depending on what number it is, too. If it's the first one, you got everybody probably there. Second one. If you got seven and eight, you're like, uh. You probably even doing baby showers at that point. You know what I mean? Like even at four, I thought you're doing baby shower. Do we do a baby shower? I don't know. I don't even think we did a baby shower. Yeah. I don't know. Well, you know, I didn't send parents. Let me send parents later. Oh, I remember. We didn't have no registry or nothing. Like, why? Yeah. Also, yeah, why? Y'all decide to have the baby. Tradition. Why I gotta pay for it? I didn't ask y'all for the baby. I said the same thing. Yeah, what is this registry? What is this for the woman? Let them have it. But it's silly. Listen, have you watched Squid Game? No. You're rebelling because everybody likes it, huh? No, I really want to watch it badly. I didn't even know everybody was watching it. Me neither. It is the most watched Netflix show. I had no idea. I watched it off of a recommended day. Somebody was like, you should really check out Squid Game. You really like it. Fire? I thoroughly enjoy it. Son, South Koreans are nice at just making film. I had no idea. You watched The Ring? No. No, I never watched The Ring. You remember that movie, The Ring? The Alarm System? With the lady or the kid, a little kid out the well. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that shit. They're nice action movie, horror movies. How has nobody done that sketch yet? What's that? The Ring. And when the person goes to the people, it's the little motherfucker that was in the well. Somebody's had to do that already, right? It got memes like that crazy. A lot of things, as soon as you tap it, it's like coming straight to the house. But I'm saying The Ring. Oh, the actual The Ring software. Yeah, so when somebody goes to look when the doorbell rings, it's that little shit that came out the well. The girl with the hair. How has nobody done that? Somebody's had to do that. What? It took 10 years because Hollywood don't know good shit. That's just what that has to do with it. Yeah, but you know what, I was binge-watching it. It wasn't binge-watching, it was watching it for a long time, right? I don't know what the fuck that shit mean. I heard Tlaio say it. He was watching episodes back to back. We're back to back. I went to fucking sleep. And then we argued the next night. And I could hear her in the living room. Watching it. Watching the fucking thing. She did me say something about it. I can't say why you watching it without me. I can't say nothing. So I'm sitting in the room and let her fucking finish it. So now I'm like, you're gonna finish it because she finished it and she always got control of the fucking movies. Yeah, but you could watch it maybe on the road or something like that. I don't even know how to do all that, man. How you get to it? I ain't got no password or Netflix or nothing. Oh, so she got mad at you because you went back to watch it without her? No, no. She did. You made her argue that night. So, and then she went to the living room and watched it. That's disrespectful. It's fucked up. She finished this shit. That's disrespectful, yo. And she finished it. No, that did. Wow. And I don't know what the fuck going on in. That's like, that's like, that's almost like right under cheating. What? No, it is, y'all. It is, it is. It's right under cheating. Like when somebody mad at you and you want to get back at a person, like you go do some shit like that, like watching the show that y'all binging without you. Yeah. That's right under cheating, y'all. You watched that whole, you finished it. Is it worse? What do you mean? Is it worse than she did? Because she didn't only last for like a few minutes. Like a show last for a lot of time. Outs. Yeah. And last together, like, come on. And now you're walking around deceiving me constantly. Like. You know the ending and I don't. And you're holding something for me. You know something I don't know. Yeah. No, it is cheating. I love Squid Game, though. It's a great, it's a great. It's the worst is when you catch them, you're like, watch some shit. And like, they watched it before you. And then they tried to act like they did. But then if they're leaving, I go on number nine. They're like, oh, this should, this part about to be crazy. That's crazy. I got mad last night, because I was like. Is it gonna be crazy? I got mad last night, I was high and I was watching it on Friday or Saturday. And I was like, yo, where we at with Squid Game? And she was like, episode five. What's episode five? I only saw one. She was like, you were sleeping the whole time. But then as I'm watching it, I'm like, oh, no, I did see that. And all I did see that. Can I be half sleep? Did you think all the episodes looked the same or something? I mean, they kind of do. No, no, they actually kind of do. Because you gotta think, everybody's wearing the same shit. That's what I was made. It's so easy. Yeah. This would be an easy one to make. What did you guys think I was trying to say? It kind of is. It kind of is. It's very graphic, though, like. Is it? I realize I'm getting like, so fucking pussy in my old age. Why? I don't like that. Every time I see him hit, every time I see somebody get hit, I enjoy like, why? Why do I enjoy this shit so much? I didn't like it. Wait, what? Do I want to know? Yes. I'm going to watch it this weekend. This one like this. My last thing that I saw is when Pop said, oh, I got one more. Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. Don't tell me, don't tell me. Don't spoil it, bro. Don't spoil it, don't spoil it. Don't spoil it. And that's the last part I saw. All right. I don't even know what he talking about. Me neither. Good. But it's good. Don't pop. You don't remember that part? Nah, and it's crazy. It took 10 years to make. And Duvall told me this. I thought he was lying. He was like, yeah, he said it wasn't realistic. And I'm like, why the fuck does a science fiction movie have to be realistic? Like, what the fuck does that even mean? Like, isn't that the whole point of science fiction? I'm like, isn't that the whole point of science fiction that is not realistic? Somebody's going to try to remake this though in real life. Somebody's going to do this. Well, Hovain had a good idea. Hovain was like, what if they did Squid Game for people with PPM loans? PPE loans, whatever the shit. What is it? PPP loans. Yeah. Like that would be very, very interesting. To watch people have to pay off their debts to the government by doing that type of shit. That would be very, very, very interesting. What if they're working out though? Like, what would they do instead of getting killed? Nah, they would have to get killed. Come on. They'd have to get killed. They'd have to get killed. I wonder what they was doing with all them bodies on Squid Game though. I mean, I know they burned them, but it's like, but then somebody, then there was other parts of taking the organs out. Well, I never saw it yet. I never saw it. Well, that's not our fault. I never saw it. It's number one in 90 countries. It just came out. I can't have three days? No. It's number one in 90 countries, bro. I saw it, bro. And I watched TV. You have to see it. Oh, it just came out? Yeah. I already know. It's been out like three weeks. Fuck, really? Yeah. And it's number one in 90 countries. You know how much a heart is? How much a heart is? Yeah. How much is a heart? A fucking million dollars for a fucking heart. Depends on who hard it is, though. Did you get on Squid Game? I'm just saying, did you see it was taking all the hearts and the organs and stuff out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The heart is a million dollars. A liver is like 80,000. But on the black market? Yeah, yeah. I don't believe that. I'm about to paint a million dollars for my heart. Look it up right now, Miss Lady. Miss Lady. Who the fuck? Don't let him disrespect you like that. Don't let him disrespect you like that. Miss Lady? Don't let him reduce you to gender. Don't let him reduce you to gender, Taylor. OK? Don't you ever let a man reduce you to gender? Don't you ever let a man reduce you to gender? Yeah, he's doubled down on what gender, too. Miss Lady. Miss Lady. Lady. Same. You a woman tonight. You a all woman today. All right? Ain't no going to be no day. How much for a heart? How much for a heart or a liver? A heart is a milli? I think the heart is a million dollars for a heart, y'all. What are you talking about? That's how they were selling all the parts. What do you think they were doing with the parts? I didn't really, yes. It might have. Oh my gosh. A million dollars, right? Wow. If you want to legally sell your heart to you at the company. Oh, they said legally. Yeah, so somebody got in a car accident and their heart's still going. You cut it out real fast. You get a million dollars. So what's the point of being an organ donor then? Hold on. How do you legally sell your heart? Because somebody going to need it. Yeah, but how do you sell it? I guess you sell it beforehand. So when you die, but that doesn't make no sense to the point of being an organ donor then. The organ donor donate for free, right? Oh, that's so smart. Oh, that's why they make us donate. Because if we could sell it. I'm selling. Can I put down the license? How the hell you fuck that donating for my sale? Yeah. And I know you're getting a million dollars, so hold on. They're getting all these fucking free hearts. They're all a million dollars. Yeah. And insurance pays for it anyway. It's not like the people who need the heart got to pay for it. The insurance company got to pay for it. Wow. And you never got to pay this person back because they did. That's grimy, though, to sell some shit after you're dead. But you're doing it for your family. No, no, you don't get no money. You should just be an organ donor, though. But how the fuck do you sell a legal heart? Can't you get a fake heart? What? Yo, how much do you think of me as a fake heart? See how much of me cause? The dick does you no good. Just see. Let the record show Wax bought up a dick first on this podcast today. No, I know what you're saying. I want to see the body. You want to buy a dick. You want to buy a dick. No, I don't. I guess you do. You're curious to buy a dick. No, I'm just saying all parts. I want to see what hands is, too. Why the fuck did penis enlargement surgery the first one to come out? It looked like everybody going out there to get that height surgery, though. You know what I'm saying? I don't see the point of it because your body's going to still look short. It's just going to look like you walking around on stilts. Yeah. So it's not going to make no sense. I'm going to be one of them hating-ass natural girls. You know how like, you know how natural girls hate on girls who get like any plastic surgery? Her teeth are fake. Her ass is fake. That's what they have to let you know. Like, oh, girl, look good. Yeah. That's the surgery, though. His height is fake. I mean, that's, that's, that's, he's got extensions. People think my hair is fucking a weave. It is. Doesn't it, Elm? Wear it. You can tell people my shit is a weave for years. I actually thought you had a weave. Good job. He got a, you didn't know that? I did think that. Y'all have a weave and a fucking bald spot. I'm not going to have a fucking bald spot at a weave. I can't see your bald spot because I don't believe you have one. You never seen my bald spot? I've never seen your bald spot. He got a picture. I showed it to you. No, I sent you the picture before. That's not him, dude. That's me. That's you. Yes. Is that why you wear it? Is that bad you don't want to fucking believe it? It is. It is shocking. It is shocking. He act like that shit ain't going to happen, though. What do you mean? You're going to go bald one day. How do you know that? Your shit going thin out and you're going to be Coolio. So what's the Coolio? But it is what it is. Let's see what you want me to do. Steve Wonder. Get on the magic, bro. Get all that keeps. Magic who? It keeps your hair. Did you hear Dave Chappelle's joke about the COVID? No. He said he's the magic Johnson of COVID. What did he say? He said he's the magic Johnson of COVID because he got it and he didn't have no symptoms. But I'm like, it's mad people that would have magic Johnson of COVID. His new special came out today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His new special came out today. I haven't watched it yet. I just heard that clip. I heard that clip play. We played that clip on Breakfast Club this morning. And what did you say about it? Oh, how was it? I didn't see it. I haven't watched nothing, bro. Nothing? I've been watching Game of Thrones again. I watched Game of Thrones again. Why? I just feel the fucking special, man. Oh, you did feel my special. I mean, we all working, but I'm saying like I haven't been on TV hard either. I watched BMF. I watched Squid Game and I've been watching Disney's What If. OK. That's what I've been watching. But tell me about the Chappelle. I mean, I haven't seen the whole thing. I just I just saw that part because Angel E played it on the radio this morning. And I saw I heard I saw when he was talking about the baby, the baby, which was a little misleading because he was talking about, you know, how people were out, weren't outraged when the baby, you know, killed somebody in a Walmart. You know, he went on to have a great career. Yeah. But he said the thing at Rolling Loud and how people want to stop his bags. But didn't he say it? Didn't he kill someone? Self-defense. That was the context. That was the only thing I was like, that's a little out of context, Dave, because he was just like, baby's a wild dude, yada, yada, yada. But the baby killed somebody in self-defense. You could kill someone in self-defense. You could be a little sexist or homophobic or racist in self-defense. Explain, explain. I think it's I think people would forgive you. Like he got up. You know what? Because even in anger, even in anger, because we've seen that, right? We've seen fucking cut off driving and the first shit came out of your mouth. You see the girl cut you off. You're like, bitch. Yeah, but you're still going to get called sexist. And you're still going to get called racist. I call somebody fat. Like if she cut me off sexist. Don't matter. If I'm a black person, I cut a white person off and you yell out, fucking nigger. No, that's too far. It's still the same thing. No, but if you go this black motherfucker. No, it's the same thing. Same thing. By the way, that's racist. That's worse. No, that's worse. No, no. It's the same thing. Same thing. If a white guy cut you off, you wouldn't go this crack ass motherfucker. Yes, I probably would. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not saying that. You lie. I probably would. I was able to get the shit out of this motherfucker when I catch him. But you're the motherfucker to me. I don't know who you are. But by the way, you know why it's even more racist? It's why I'm telling you why it's even more racist. I'm more Dr. Umar with it. If I call him a cracker and he calls me to N word just because I cut him off, it has nothing to do with behavior. Can't use the N word. That's what I'm saying. And if I call him a cracker, I don't know this man. This man might be Sean King for all I know. You know what I'm saying? Like he might be a very progressive white person. He might be a person that's out here on the front lines for black people. He's a progressive white person, you know what I'm saying? I'm this man. I'm this man. What were you talking about? Finally. What are you talking about? Three years. What are you talking about? A hard work. What are you talking about? We acknowledge he's a cracker. Who? I don't get it. Sean King. He's white. I was talking about two different people. I was like a person might be Sean King. And then I said, all right, it might be like a liberal white person. I can see how you could connect to that. I can see what you did there. We heard what we wanted. Yeah, exactly. I'm obviously joking. I'm being hyperbolic here. I'm obviously fucking joking. And there's no justification for racism and there's no justification for murder. But there is a caveat. If someone's trying to murder you. Self-defense. You're allowed to do whatever you want to do to protect yourself, right? And if somebody, but that doesn't work with racism. If someone's trying to be racist to you, you're not allowed to be racist and self-defense. I think that's a funny concept for a joke. No, I disagree with that. Talk to me. If somebody's, I say it all the time. Whenever I see white people calling black people to N-word, I'm like, what's wrong with your mouth? You don't know how to say the word cracker? Like, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? Because you believe in racism and self-defense. Yeah, I don't know how you say stuff. If you disrespect me, call me out my name. I'm going to call you back out your name too. I've seen women do that to guys. You call a woman to be worried. They're going to be like, fuck you, little dick pussy. Or something like that. They might call you a gay. Oh, I've seen that. I've definitely seen that. I've seen women do that. You call a woman to be worried. A woman will reply with a gay slur in a heartbeat. She won't let that F-word drop on you so fast. I've seen that in a heartbeat. That's how you go suck a fucking dick. Go suck a dick. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you go suck a dick. Listen, even people that suck dick don't want to be known to suck dick. You know what I'm saying? If you even call a girl, she could just now finish sucking dick. If you call her, you fucking dick-sucking motherfucking shit be pissed off. Context matters. No, for real. Context matters. A girl can finish sucking dick and be like, all right, dick-sucking. Context matters. Context matters. You just suck a dick. Because it's the same with guys, right? You call a guy a pussy. I love pussy. We all enjoy pussy. But don't call me a pussy, man. Pussy get fucked. That's why you call her pussy. But that vagina also gives birth. Just get fucked, yeah. What else pussy do? That vagina gives birth. What are you talking about? Makes me bust nuts mad quick as hell. When you watch that, man, when you watch that baby come out there, when you got control of you. There you go. Makes you do anything for it. A vagina is the canal of life. It's literally our connection from whatever world you came from into this new world. So that's like a portal machine. Yes. That's exactly what a vagina is, a portal. That's 100% what it is. I never thought of that shit. See now I'm thinking about pussy. No, it's insane. Like it's actually like, wow. Like it really gives you a whole meaning of everything. It's an incredible thing, bro. I mean, we really do have to work. We ain't got shit. Nah, we ain't got pussy, bro. We put the seeds in. If you don't plan to see, you don't get the fucking punch. Yeah, I get you. I don't, bro. Y'all hate men. Listen, that's like she's out here. Y'all hate men, though. They haven't battered, but you need that fucking stove. That's right. What the fuck we doing? We're the one technically seasoning it, right? We basted it. Nah, bro, you gotta get up in there as flavor, right? There's nothing that makes you appreciate women more and just life more than watching the baby coming to the world. Or even though taking care of it is unbelievable. I completely understand it. Magical machines. I don't, it's actually unreal. And every single time I watch my wife give birth, I'm like, all right, this one is eight pounds. I just want to weigh my dick one time, just to see. Because there's no way. There's no way that something's eight pounds and whatever many ounces can come out of this. And I'm doing anything for it. You feel like she's lying. She's lying. You gotta be. Now it is a difference going in and coming out. Why? Because I would think going in might be a little different. Might be applying a little bit, a different type of pressure than going out. No, that's probably true. That's how you do do, right? You do do have to go fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't have to be come out there. That's why on training, the Mexicans was like, you ever had your shit pushed in? And I was like, yo, that is the harshest shit to say. Can you imagine how terrifying that is if somebody about to fuck you up and like, you ever had your shit pushed in? What the fuck do you mean? You ever had my shit pushed in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got my shit, though. That's what the rest of it was saying. I got my shit pushed in. Wait, he said it? Yeah, he had it once. You don't even remember that. I think y'all made that up. No, did they start to talk about giving love to the homies? What movie, y'all? Training Day! You ain't watched Training Day, bro. I know y'all saw Training Days. You got your shit pushed in, too? That was a different movie than me. Training Day. Training Day was wild. How many times do I watch Training Day? Apparently enough. I watch Training Day a million times. What were they gonna do to him, though? They were gonna fuck his butt hole, dude. Nah, they was gonna tear his ass, so he was gonna hit his ass up in the shower. They never got to that point, though. It wasn't like on Pope Fiction where they showed you. Oh, God. When he was just getting his cheese caught. Oh, my God, man. What the fuck and check was that? Son, I always think about that with, like, herpes commercials. Like, you ever see, like, the herpes commercial on TV and, like, there's somebody who's, like, on the commercial, like, a person tried to get that role. But what if they really got herpes, though? Yeah, maybe they do made it. You better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hope so. You bet. Like, imagine you just acting. Imagine you doodle, man. Y'all gotta be motherfucking herpes, guys. Yeah. What's wrong with herpes? They're not herpes-shamed people. I'm not herpes-shaming them. But if you don't have it. You got it. If you don't have it. And you go do the commercial, that's not crazy? Yeah, you, like, put yourself out there. Exactly. Everybody think you're doing. Is it, though, it's a commercial? Commercial ain't acting. And I think they tell you at the bottom, these are paid actors. I think they say that at the bottom of the screen. They gotta tell you at the top. They gotta start the commercial. By the way, nobody remembers anybody from a herpes commercial. Now you're going to see them do this. You'll be like, oh, you're going to do a herpes commercial? I would. We need to. Really? Yeah. No, you don't. You don't remember no face. Yo, you know that commercial when they talk about the guy like, oh, I'm in school. Tell all my friends I said I should have got the Coving shot. What the fuck is up with that commercial? What is the Coving shot? Coving sound like some fucking shit off Star Trek. You was like, I heard that commercial. Who are the Covings? No. We look like a little kid in a dying bed. There's like, oh, I'm sorry. I should have got the Coving shot. I don't know. I've heard that commercial. I remember being a little kid. That fucking commercial. If I got all this real shit happening, what the fuck are you doing this fucking other shit? How do we know it's fake? I mean, I recorded that on the bed. On the bed. Kids. Come on. And that's it. It definitely kills. It's quality and everything. No, no, it's definitely taking some. It's taking some kids out. It's taking them, but it's not what it wants. I don't know what it wants. You have sharks bite, but they don't really want humans, right? That's what you sound. Exactly. Sometimes they bite and they go my bad. COVID don't want kids. You know what COVID wants. What does COVID want? Trumps want it. You know what COVID wants. What does COVID want? We know what it wants, bro. What? You know what it wants, bro. I don't know what it wants. You know what COVID wants, bro. Who does COVID want? Who does COVID want, man? Who does COVID want? Who does it want? There is a correlation. I read a study where there's a correlation between the counties with the highest amounts of COVID are Trump supporters. They're devoted for Trump. There was a New York Times article that said the places that have the highest amounts of COVID, the counties with the highest amounts of COVID also had the highest amount of Trump. Yeah, I mean, that's just anti-vax. Which is so crazy to me. I don't know what we're doing with this vaccine no more, man. I really don't. Because I don't even understand what people's narratives are anymore. The vaccine really brought the two groups that were the most polarized together. What you mean? Who? Black people and Trump supporters? Yeah. Right? Like, four years they couldn't agree. And then one thing came out and they were like, All right, fine. Y'all kind of make some sense over here. I'm just tired of the media, bro. Like, I'm tired of, like, like what they do to people. Like, what they did to LeBron James this week was so stupid. What they do to him? Well, you know, LeBron came out and he said, you know, he was he had a lot of, you know, he was he had a lot of speculation about the vaccine at first, but he decided he was skeptic. Skeptical. What did I say? Speculation. Speculation? I don't know. For whatever reason, I was thinking about spectacular from Pretty Ricky. And I don't know why, but he was I really don't know why. I thought I'd just say he was it was a spektak. He had a lot of he had a spektak about the vaccine. I don't know why the fuck sleuth is spectacular, but he was skeptical about the vaccine, right? Now I'm thinking about the rapper from the U.K. Skepta, he was skeptical about the vaccine, but he was like, you know, he sat down, he did his research, he talked to doctors. So he got it, right? And he was like, he felt like that was the best thing for him and his family. And then they asked him, does he feel like it's his job to go out there and like, you know, be a surrogate for the vaccine, basically. And he was like, no, he was just do what I did. Like go out there, do your research and do his best for your family. That's respect. And I'm watching like the view. And I'm watching other people be like, that's so irresponsible, LeBron. I'm like, if your narrative is that you want people to go out there and get the vaccine in your media, right? You got the sound bite you want. LeBron James got the vaccine and his family got the vaccine. Is that enough? And he said he did the research and got it. So what's the problem? Is that not enough? Anybody that says, do your research and make the decision yourself is going to be criticized. Why? Because they don't want you to research. They just want you to do what the fuck they say. If they don't want you to get vaccinated, then don't get vaccinated. And if they do want you to get vaccinated, then do get vaccinated. But my point is, if they do want you to get vaccinated, you've got the sound bite you want. Yeah. You got LeBron James, one of the biggest stars in the world, most popular NBA player still. Are you saying the left was coming after him? The view did a whole topic on it. And they were basically calling him irresponsible and saying how it should be his job to go out there and be a surrogate. And I'm like, what are these women experts in on the view? I'm not going to just make it a woman thing because it wasn't just it was people on ESPN. Like there's only women on the view. He got criticized by Enos Cantor. Enos Cantor came out and criticized LeBron as well. But my point is he got the vaccine. I got to know the whole thing that he said. There's got to be more context to this. No, that's it. That's literally all he said. He said, I was skeptical of it, but then I ended up. I was skeptical of it. I got it. Me and my family got it. And the follow up question, the guy was like, so you don't think it's your responsibility to go out there and tell people about the vaccine? And he was like, no. I'm not a doctor. I'm a basketball player. But my point is he got the vaccine. Where media? Media should control narratives. Media should control headlines. Why is that the headline? LeBron James says it's not his job to go. See, look, while LeBron James COVID vaccine cop out his bath for the NBA. Enos Kana rips LeBron James over ridiculous COVID-19 vaccine stance. Celtics Enos Kana rips LeBron James for failing to publicly advocate for COVID vaccine. This is so silly to me. He did publicly advocate for it because he said he got it. And he did the research. So you don't have to do the research because you won't trust LeBron. Already did it. Was he saying that? Wait, what was that? I said, you're a trusted LeBron did it because he already did the research. Played a clip for shows. And Alex, what is what on? Let's go to videos. I don't know. Just LeBron James on vaccines should be out of focus. My point is that is public advocacy. Getting the vaccine is public advocacy. LeBron showed improved by actions and deeds, not words and lip service. Now, if somebody would have asked LeBron, are you vaccinated? He said that's none of my business. That's still his prerogative. But I can understand people coming at him more for that than this. Everyone has their own choice to do what they feel is right for themselves and their family and things of that nature. That's the fact. Go down. Just go back up. Wait, wait, wait. Pause. Coach Alex. This man paid you for a service. Alex, stop. He paid you for a service. I'm just going to read it. OK, there you go. OK, so stop, stop, stop. NBA superstar LeBron James confirmed everyone has their own choice to do it. They feel it's right for themselves and their family and things of that nature. James said during the Los Angeles Lakers Media Day in El Segundo, California, I know that I was very skepticism about it. He used that shit like me. But after doing my research and things of that nature, he'd be a nature, huh? I felt like it was the best. I felt it was best suited for not only me, but my family and my friends. That's why I decided to do it. And that should be it. Period. That literally should be it. Now, let's throw down some more, Taylor. Jesus Christ, it's just a mouse. Oh, this is the issue. James said Tuesday that while he's vaccinated, it wasn't his place to impose that decision on others. We are talking about people's bodies and well-beings. I don't feel like for me personally that I should get involved in what other people should do for their bodies and livelihoods. You have to do what's best for you and your family. What's wrong with that? Nothing. I mean, nothing's wrong with that. I think that that's actually great. What? That's what I'm saying. You're not a doctor, dude. You're not a fucking doctor. You're not an expert in this shit. Don't tell people what to do. How can you make this about anything other than LeBron and his family getting vaccinated? They did vaccinated. They did the same shit to Nicki Minaj a couple of weeks ago. They ignored the fact that Nicki said Drake was vaccinated. They ignored the fact that Nicki said she's probably gonna get vaccinated. They just, and by the way, I could totally see why they would focus on the tweet about the balls. You know what I mean? The vaccine and the balls, the big swelling balls, because it was funny. But that shouldn't have been the narrative. I often wonder, do y'all people really care about folks getting the vaccine or do y'all just want clicks? They won't clicks. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what the whole media is based on, is fear. It's sad, yo. Fear is what gets us a click. Akash had a funny thing about the Nicki thing. They asked him about it. What do you think about like the Nicki thing? Because the story was essentially her cousin allegedly got vaccinated. Her cousin's friend. Her cousin's friend. Got vaccinated. Got vaccinated. It was supposed to get married. His balls swole up and then the woman left. Because he was impotent. He was impotent and his balls swole up. And the woman left him and he didn't get married. And then Akash goes, this is, I knew this was absolute bullshit. And I go, why? He goes, because this is every immigrant mom's biggest fear that a wedding's not going to happen. So, so he's basically, he's basically, that's my mom been saying my whole life. It's just like. But they weren't immigrants though. Is that what? They weren't immigrants. His mom is an immigrant in America. Oh, no, I'm saying, but to Nicki's point, they live in Trinity. I know, I understand. But like he has the immigrant in America experience. Him and all of his friends, the most valuable thing is the wedding. That's a cultural trait that comes from, no, no, no, just in general. You get to come to America. Weddings just mean so much. Oh, God, you got, you got, you got, you got. So he's like, he understands being, his mom is going, oh my God, if anything happened to you where you couldn't get married, that would be the worst. And that's where the fear is coming from. I thought it was just an interesting, like immediately he was like, oh no, this is like a folk tale. Like this is what our moms tell us all the time. Don't go to this thing because if you go in the bumper cars, you could bang your head and then you won't get married. All they're worried about is getting the family continuing. I just hate it. I just really, I just really hate how we create these narratives that don't even push our own agendas forward. Back in the day, media used to be, and it still is, it's agenda driven, right? But we can't even like push agendas correctly anymore. Oh, there is an agenda. Cause the agenda's attention. Like literally that's all it is. Who can get the story that's going to get the most hits that day, the most retweet, what's the most click baity headline? Cause there's no way you hear LeBron James say me and my family got vaccinated and you focus on him saying, it's not my job to go out there and impose the vaccine on people. It's not his fucking job. He's an NBA player. Yeah, he is an NBA player. But to be fair, he also like makes himself not an NBA player all the time. So it's like, when, when do you become an expert in something? When do you understand exactly what's going on? It's not his responsibility. No, no, listen, I don't give a fuck me personally, but LeBron did decide to be an advocate for more things than just basketball. So he can't go, I'm gonna just shut up and dribble when he wants. But he really didn't say that. He didn't say that. I think that this makes perfect sense. I just want to clarify. He decided to become a geopolitical expert. Oh, I feel you're saying, so people look to him, if you, once an advocate, always an advocate is what you, I get what you're saying. And I don't believe that you have to be that way. I think you can advocate about the things that you want. There's two different ways. Like you could be Charlemagne the God, you could be an advocate about the black experience in America and mental health, right? And not say a single fucking thing about America's like geopolitics, you know, with Afghanistan, these things you could go, I don't even know what that is. Exactly, right? It's just like a show on that geo. But what happens is once people see you advocate for one thing, they start going, oh, you're just gonna forget about the people in Afghanistan? And you're like, yeah. And motherfuckers simply don't know how to say it. I don't know. Well, I don't have an opinion on that. I hear people who know every fucking thing. That's ridiculous. Well, yeah. But that's his opinion. And I'm gonna tell you what else the media does. When the media runs a headline about Nicki Minaj saying that about her cousin's friend, all people that follow Nicki here is, Nicki doesn't want to get the vaccine. When they see that headline about LeBron, all they think is, oh, LeBron's anti-vaccine as well. So what are you pushing? You're pushing an anti-vaccine narrative. You're pushing anti-vaccine rhetoric. Instead of having a headline, LeBron James is vaccinated, so is his family. Why aren't you? If you're actually trying to get people vaccinated. They need something for people to click on now that people aren't dying anymore. When people are dying, you could just be like, the numbers in Florida are going crazy. And then every week, the numbers in Florida, and then motherfuckers stop dying. And now it's like, well, shit, what do we talk about now? People are still dying. Not like they were. I believe you. I don't know. Is that easy? That was for me to say? I don't know. I haven't been keeping up. I know that it's out there. You know what I'm saying? I know that it's impacting people. I just don't know what it's doing as opposed to what it was doing last year. Last year we had the ticker on TV. Every second of the day we could keep count. So now we need something new. We need something else. Because that ticker was perfect for them because they sell fear. And what's scarier than a number that just shows how many people are dying every single day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't even want to leave the house. Yeah, if we did that for everything, Lord have mercy. I was thinking about that with cigarettes the other day. I think I read something that said cigarettes kill like 480,000, damn, they're half a million people a year. And secondhand smoke kills like 50,000. Secondhand smoke, what though? That's hard to say. Like you don't know what secondhand smoke is. You don't know if secondhand smoke is the thing to kill people. I don't know how they come up with this shit. I don't know. Tar, tar, smoke. They could be fucking car smoke. Yeah, yeah. How do you come up with the secondhand smoke number? That's some bullshit, ain't it? That's a buggy. So you put in that can of smoke around nobody? You think just the secondhand smoke kill, like you could work in a coal mine your whole life. You get fucking cancer in people. I think it's because when you were at the bar, someone was blowing a fucking parliament light at you. There's no way. Well, here's the thing. No way. None of us are lung experts. None of us are experts on nicotine. So we're kind of contradicting ourselves with this is the brilliant nitty of podcast. I'm the expert on bullshit. Dude, I don't know if it's bullshit. I don't know how to bullshit. I don't know if it's bullshit and I don't like cigarette smoke around me. I know that much. And not because of that stat just because I don't like this shit. If you die from secondhand smoke, you are soft. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a pussy. Pussy? Don't do that. That's some pussy ass shit. Don't do that. The reason I don't want you to do that is because I don't want secondhand smoke to try you. You know what I'm saying? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I don't want you to be walking that now. Don't do that. You've seen his nose right here. Don't do that. I'm ready for all the secondhand smoke. Secondhand smoke is listening to you right now. Like, you wait till that big nose motherfucker comes to Florida again. Oh, okay. I'm breathing it all in, baby. Secondhand smoke, wait till he works on his new set in the comedy club. We got something for his ass. All right. You do all the secondhand smoke. I want all the secondhand smoke. All the secondhand smoke, like, where? That was in the gray room. It was smokey. Yeah. That's second, third, fourthhand smoke. Imagine secondhand smoke talking to the person that's smoking, blow me over there, yo. Blow me over there in the direction of strokes. Blow me on that head. Shit. That secondhand smoke ain't no joke, but my point is they don't put that ticker on TV. Yeah. If people saw that in real time, maybe they would. They'd be a band on cigarettes, you would think, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would think. I heard something the other day. Somebody said, somebody died every two seconds and a baby is born every two seconds or something like that. They should do that. Maybe do the stuff like trying to have sex raw. They got that. They got a world ticker. Yeah, yeah. For population. They got a deaf ticker and all that. I ain't seen none of that shit ever. No, they got that. They definitely got that. They definitely got that. There's a culture war going on, man, and people need shit to fight about. So they have like the white kids, black kids, are you kids like we know which one is being born? So who's being born the most in the fastest? It should be like the Olympics. You know what I mean? Where they have like the gold medal count and we have the different. How many kids was done that day? Yeah. How many black kids was that day? How many white kids? Yeah. How many Asian kids was that day? Like this is exciting for me. That's better than fucking Twitter shit. Well, just watching babies coming to the world? Yeah. Want to see who had the most that day? Like was it black kids the most that day or white kids or Asian kids or Afghanistan kids? It's Asian kids. It's like Indian and Chinese for sure. Yeah. Actually, China still had the policy for one kid. I think they removed that policy. Yeah, they removed it. They removed that policy. It's definitely India, China. I mean, no, there's like. Yo, they're one of the billions of people. 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Everybody always wants to know, you know, where do you start, you know, on your healing journey? Like, what does that process look like? Where do you begin? Who do I talk to? Where do I go? So I've assembled, you know, just a bunch of different people I respect and the mental health and the mindfulness space. And man, we got different panels throughout the day. We got these different breakout rooms. You can go into and talk to experts about anxiety, depression, PTSD, you know. We got rooms for families who are dealing with people who are schizophrenic, bipolar, whatever it is. Because nobody talks about that a lot, you know what I mean? Nobody talks about the effects of, you know, somebody's mental health on the rest of the families, you know, mental health. So we got rooms specifically for that. We got rooms for people dealing with grief and it's free and open to the public, man. You know, you just got to be fully vaccinated because that's, you know, New York City rules and regulations, but... How you getting in? Because I live out of state. I'm from out of state. Really? Yeah, I'm from out of state. And I might be vexed, but that's none of your business. Okay? My body, my motherfucking choice, okay? Is it anybody's business if I'm vexed? All right. That is funny, man. This is no way out, champ, all right? Remember when... Oh, that's so funny. Like, conservatives got an issue with private businesses having mask mandates, right? Like they give pushback or like vaccination mandates, right? Like if you're a private business and you just decide you want people to wear a mask in your business, they can... You can do that? Yeah, but they get upset at that. It's the same thing. There's no shoes, no shirt, no service. So whatever the fuck that she used to say back in the day. What I think is interesting is, remember when that baker didn't want to make a gay cake? The gay wedding cake? Oh, I didn't know that. Remember, like, and the baker was like, I'm not making that gay wedding cake. And then the same conservatives were like, well, it's his business. He's allowed to do whatever rules he wants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So which is it? Can a private business create their own rules? Or can they not? I don't know. Yeah, I haven't seen the pushback on private businesses. I've seen the pushback on federal mandates. And I didn't see the ladies freaking out at the fucking grocery store. Like, you can't make me wear a mask. Yeah, that's so insane. You know what's so funny? In the hood, you know, in the hood, you walk into any convenience store. It's going to be a sign that says, do not come in here with a mask on. No. You've never seen that shit? Do you think I read? Yes, you, huh? Do you think I read? You need to. Everything on that door is for you, all right? I just want to play there. Don't play and say nothing to me. They'd be like, the sign would literally say, don't walk in here with a mask on. Because there was a time, you know, used to wear the mask. Do you know where to ski mask? Oh, you wear the, uh, remember the Hunter's Mask? We used to wear the Hunter's Mask? You're like, no, don't come in here with no mask on. Now it's like, if you walk in this store, you better have a mask on. That shit is, I don't fucking know no more. I'm just scared. All right. Listen, with the, uh, there's a therapist that could be better than another therapist. What do you mean? Like, say if I go to a therapist, somebody could be a better one to help me than the other one. Of course. Especially for you and, like, what are you going through? Well, you need a new therapist? No, I'm just saying, like, how can one be better than the next one? They can ask a better question. Yeah, you know, somebody got a better jump shot. Yeah, more experience. What about a better coach? You know how some coaches are better than other coaches? They know how to communicate to the players. No, I never learned this thing. I went to therapy yesterday. Actually, it was actually good. Remember how you always tell me, like, Dominican women are better than black women? Am I going to say that? You never said that to me? Never ever said nothing like this to you. You never said that? And I got a Puerto Rican. You going to tell me that? Oh, Puerto Rican. That's what it was, my fault. It was one of them. I was like, I disagree. Every show, every show, he needs something for. What? And I always disagree. But you never said that. I do it. I do it. OK. What did you say? What are your favorite women? Therapists that make my mind better. It's obvious where wax stops in the diaspora. All right. It's quite obvious. All right. Yo, wax, can you just tell us what your favorite woman is? Wax for the wild boar. I don't know what you're talking about. Wax for from Haiti? What the fuck? Oh, what you? Wax for the Dominican side? It's a Puerto Rico. Left that island with the Puerto Rican couple. Didn't visit Africa once, though? No, no. Let them come here. Stop. What are you doing? It's a wild boar, man. I thought she tied up all the time, man. Taylor, come here for a second. Just real quick. Why is it this work? I just want a black woman's opinion on this. You've known wax for a while. What do you think about his type? And I'm not judging his type. You love who you love. If you love who you love, I just think if you're going to do that, I don't know why you got dreads. And I just feel like, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Say what you feel. Say what you feel. That was a good point. Say what you feel. No, it's about that. Say what you feel. Say what you feel. Taylor threw out a contact. Taylor just throw shit in the air and leaves it up for interpretation. You shouldn't have dreads. He just walks off. Like, what? Hold on. What are you saying, Taylor? Dreadlocks aren't black. The fact that he's stereotypical black is what? White people got dreadlocks, too. What's the guy that's singing that song out loud? Where in part had dreadlocks? Every culture had dreadlocks. Shaggy. It wasn't me. What you was going to say, Taylor? Justin Bieber got fucking dreads. Justin Bieber had dreads? Everybody can have dreads, yeah. What's wrong with dread, bro? Yeah. Alex, bro. Alex. Alex, bro. You look like 21 average. Bro, that shit looks raw, bro. You're going to be good in a few years. Stop with the hang time. But listen, stop trying to have hang time, bro. That shit looks sad, bro. I remember them dating, man. I hated them, bro. You committed. Yo, wow, yo. He's gone crazy. He just said, why are they so skinny? Why are you not showing any work at all? When did you get these? You know what? I had a brush, dude. Really? Yeah, I had it for a year. No way. Yeah, he's been trying, yo. You made you lock them up. What happened, man? No, I didn't want to dress you up. It's too late to say sorry. I actually started doing my hair, growing it because I wanted to get away. I wanted nobody to see me. I remember when you had pigtails. When this shit was shown like Alex, he would do them two little pigtails. I remember I knocked on his door. It's going to be really hard for me like this. When it starts coming to your face, it's like, whoa. Put it up. Damn, yo. You're having a rough one today, man. If you hungry, eat a Snickers, bro. Damn. Jesus Christ. That was my knowledge. My God. All this ass about therapy. All this ass about therapy. No, you were saying your favorite type of woman, bro. There were therapists that actually gave me the great news for my brain. What was your therapist not doing it for you? I mean, it was actually good at first and then now it was better. I did the audio one last week and then this one I did it. The audio one, what do you mean? I did audio therapy. Over the phone? No, I just listened to the other thing. Huh? Charlamagne, we only went over this shit last week. Save yourself five minutes. Five fucking minutes and don't pay attention. I had an audio, it was like an audio person. A podcast? No, it was like an audio therapist. You just press play and act. I was cursing my therapist out. I was like, yo, the fuck is you taking too long to talk? How would an audio therapist know what to say to you? No, they just talk and you talk back to it. Huh? You don't talk back to it? Yes, you do. He talks back to it. That's what he did. You're listening to The Secret or something? He's listening to fucking shook ones. It's called respect versus love. And it's like the man... Y'all look this shit up, man. The man don't get respect so the woman don't get love. But it's like the woman don't get love so you won't respect her man. So who comes first? Me. But it's supposed to be the man come first. I come first. This is Love and Respect by Dr. Emerson Eggerich. Yep. It's an audio book. I was talking back to it so it's therapy. I think respect is more important than love. Very much important. But no, no, it gotta go both ways. It's not I need to be respected. What do you mean? You respect each other equally. So that's what I'm saying. There's no such thing. I think the love can come after the respect because you have to respect somebody enough to even grow in love with them. Respect gotta come first. If I love you I'm just gonna automatically respect you. No. Respect gotta come first because everything's about respect, right? There's people I respect that I don't love. There's people that stand up for themselves in a way I think is really cool I respect it but I don't love them. Yes. And respect. You gotta respect people enough to be in your space. A woman gotta respect you enough to allow you in her body. You gotta respect yourself enough to sleep with this woman. You know what I mean? Like respect is way respect gotta be the foundation. I respect LeBron for saying what he said. I don't love him. I don't even know that. You don't know him to love him. But when you're in love, when you grow to love somebody it's rooted in respect. You have to respect somebody to have sex with them? No. No. That's what he said. No you don't. I might respect you to have sex with you but I don't have to love you to have sex with you. No you don't but you should. No because you've never had sex with a woman and you feel like I don't respect that. I don't respect that shit. That's all the reason you shouldn't have slept with her and you let all of that negative energy go into you. No he put it in her. No. Listen back. I guarantee you that all of that negative energy is transferred into you because that ain't nothing but hurt and pain. The man is releasing. The man release. Maybe you absorb. Maybe your little penis hole opens up like that and then it comes in. Maybe you encounter. That's why I said you could never catch feelings if you never felt it. There's nobody you encounter that you've never had an energy transfer with. Even that person you were talking about cutting somebody off from the car that's the energy transfer. Any time. How's it going to go in you? Because you're laying on top of a person you're in a person to communicate and y'all breathing on each other. Who's laying on top? Oh stop. That's not true. Count them over the battery cable. It's all energy transfer. There's nobody you meet that you don't have an energy transfer with. That's not true. Impossible. You can walk on an elevator right now and not speak to a person. That person can be in a bad mood and you'll feel it. Immediately. If you hold your energy in or if you got your headphones on and you listen to a dope song that happened to me yesterday. I got on the elevator and the woman had the headphones on and I said hello. She didn't say nothing in response but I could hear her music. I didn't take it personal. I just know that this woman was listening to her music loud. So she's not even paying me no attention. Or she turns it up louder when she saw you because she didn't want to see it. But I can tell you what the energy transfer happened. The energy transfer is she don't want to be bothered. And I felt that. Immediately. It's early in the morning because she was listening to her music loud. Because she was on the elevator with somebody else. And it could be all just in my brain. But either way it was the energy transfer. I didn't take it personal. But everything is the energy transfer. When I get home and I know Carl's in a good mood or a bad mood just by body language. I feel the energy in a whole house. I'm like okay today is garage day. And you'll just hang out in the garage? Or you'll make her go to the garage? No. In the garage? I'm not dealing with this mood today. She gonna go to the garage? I gotta take care of the baby? You gotta stop putting your girl in the garage. I'm in the garage. That's crazy man. She's got a car bro. Come on. Is that Spanish for car? Is that Spanish for car? Put the car lot in the garage. No matter how long you stay in that garage you would never be a car, Carla. Jesus Christ. You crazy bro. Let her stay in the room or something like that. No the garage is my thing. When I go to the house it ain't just so sunny. Do you just love garages? I got my workout gear in there. I got my little smoke section. I'm chilling in the garage. All I know is everything is rooted in respect. I bet you when you come out on a stage you acknowledge the crowd. Right? You say, what's up to the crowd? How are y'all? Go out there and be like I want y'all to love me like y'all love dead rappers. And watch the disrespect come back to you a hundred times over. Okay? Flutha Goddamian limit. I love you. He gotta be tired of me, bro. Yeah he was, man. Damon did the what the other day and he did the what when Manila and Miles was doing the what and Miles introduced him boy. I ain't like that. Don't do that to Damon, man. You started it. But I was dead. We lived that. That was secondhand smoke. Miles was in there with us. We was left right there years ago. We lived through that error, man. You know what I'm saying? I'll never forget that day as long as I fucking live. Okay? I'll never forget that day, man. When I do the garden one of these days They know one of these days and you do the garden next year and sell it out. When I do the garden next year and sell it out Damien Lemon, you gotta come to that show and you gotta do a spot. You gotta have your redemption. Damien is a beast. Funny. Damien is hilarious. I'm mad I don't be seeing Damien. I'm just gonna text Damien the day, matter of fact. Just to hit him up. Yo, what's up good? I ain't see Damien forever. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Text Damien right now. Picture of a pit bull. Nah, I just saw a white person with a pit bull. Yeah. I just fucked up. Text Damien on Halloween. Like, hey man, just thinking about you, man. Walking around seeing all these ghosts going boo. Lot of boo size. I love Damien though. He's a good dude, man. Oh, we ain't talk about Sage Still. Okay, let's talk about Sage, man. What'd you think? Successful white woman in America, man. Shut up, man. Can you not let her live her truth, bro? Can you not let her live her truth? What is white women in history, Doug? A true white Ruby and Queen. Oh, man. I'm not going to lie though. I was this whole exchange that she was on J. Cutler's podcast. This whole exchange did make me wonder what did Sage Still identify as? Because I saw her. She told you. She did? Yeah. I only saw the clip, so I don't know. Click, scroll down, Alex or Taylor. Scroll down some more. There you go, there you go. What is she, black, white, Spanish? I think they said she's like... I know she's black and white, but I don't know if it's white. I think it's like Italian or something like that. You're talking about the one where she... Her comments on Barack Obama, she was basically saying how she doesn't understand why Barack Obama identifies as black. A friend of hers asked her, what are you going to put on the census or something like that, white or black? And she's like, well, I don't identify as either one of those because she's mixed. Well, Barack Obama put black and she's like, I think that's peculiar that he was raised by his white mom and his white grandmother and his black dad was nowhere to be found, yet he identifies as black. And so she was kind of taking some shots. And that being said, I think a lot of what creates your identity is not how you personally identify, but how people treat you. You know what I mean? Because you start to understand their struggle. I live a black life. I'm not Jewish. But please believe people in my DMs do not like... If they don't like Jews, they're telling me. They think you're Jewish. So I got to deal with all the anti-Semitism just like I'm sure Barack had to deal with racism. Exactly. Can we hear you, Taylor? When you fill out your census, I'm like, I don't know when the last time I filled out my census was, but if they make you choose a race, she's like, what are you going to put? I'm like, well, congratulations to the president. That's his thing. I think that's fascinating considering his lack. That was nowhere to be found, but it's a white modern grandma reason. But hey, you do you. I'm going to do me. First of all, very unpatriotic. Very unpatriotic to not fill out your census. That's number one. Very irresponsible. I would expect more from someone of her stature. You fill it out? You just do what the government tells you. I'm not going to be vaccinated. I might be. I might be. You're just saying the B word? No, that's how Gucci made it. You're just saying the B word. Bitch, I might be. Bitch, I might be. You never heard that song? Yes, I have. You should come out the stage on that. That should be hard. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't even know what the fuck she's trying to say. Barack Obama has a black father. Barack Obama has a white mother. Regardless if his black dad was there or not, he's a black man. Maybe she's saying that there's like a cultural component to who you are. No, that's just not true though. You don't think so? No. Not when it comes to matters of race. Because guess what? I can think I'm white as shit. That don't mean I'm going to get treated like that. I don't know. And a white person can think they're black as shit. That don't mean they can say the N word. I guess what I'm trying to say is there are many things that make up your identity. One is like your experience in the world. And then two is your experience at home and how you identify. But not when it comes to the census. Now what she should have said is there should be biracial on the census. Yes, I agree with that. That should be the conversation. Not the mixes out here though. How many mixes are you going to have? By racial. You know what's funny though is like she might have been this is interesting. This type of behavior might have been inspired by her interactions with not white people but black people. She might have been looked at as not black enough around her black community. And because of that start to go well okay if I'm not accepted by them I'm going to gravitate towards the people who accept me. So a lot of times like when you're pushing back against something that you are often is the community itself that has rejected you. You know like I have friends that like my buddy when I lived in Spain he was half Cameroonian, half Spanish. Right? He was born in Spain but the Spanish people didn't see him as Spanish. So he just decided his identity was African. It was from Cameroon. It was Cameroonian. He went back to Cameroon. What do you think they thought he was? Spanish. So like you're in this weird space you never are one and you never get to be whole. Say he still is a black woman and I'm sure she's bi-racial but she presents as a black woman. Barack Obama is a black man. J. Cole is a black man. Drake is a black Canadian man. You don't get to decide. But they present that way though. I present them as white now. So what about my son? I'm taking that. Definitely Puerto Rican. I'm here. You already know? I'm Puerto Rican half black like Alex. Yeah but if I was around so I got that he more black. Alex what are you? What do you consider yourself? I probably lean closer to black. Lean closer to black? I mean like just because I had more experiences of being black. You don't need to grow dreads then. What you mean? Why don't you start? I don't look like how you said lean closer to black. You black! Yes or no? But I also had Puerto Rican experiences. I had all the rice and beans growing up dancing salsa, house parties. That's all that makes you Puerto Rican? I'm just naming the stuff you would know about. Puerto Rican on the census? Puerto Rican on the census? No I think it's also it's like African with some Latin mix. So the tricky thing we're talking about two different things right now. We're talking about what race you are and what culture you are. You can be a white Puerto Rican. You can be a black Puerto Rican. So like Al is black. Obviously we're looking at him. We can tell that he is black in him of course. But I think what you're also talking about is like culturally black and culturally Puerto Rican. And you've had both of those experiences. But the census isn't about culture. No his mother is Puerto Rican. Is your kid not going to be a little Puerto Rican with Carl and Rayson all the time? No, not a little Puerto Rican. Your kid is half Puerto Rican. Culture is passed down through the mother, bro. It's like whatever the mom is is what you're going to be. That's right. I think it's both. The dad is the dominant gene. Culture. I'm not talking about genes. Culture is always passed down from the woman. Oh no, no, no. Women dictate culture. I think I tend to agree with that. Because you're with your mom more. You're with your mom more. Your mother dictates your behavior and dictates everything. But that's why I say patriarchy was some shit that a motherfucker really had. When they say patriarchy is man made, literally. A man had to make that to have order. A man made it and women enforced it. Explain. Men make the culture. Women keep on continuing it. Yeah, but I think by nature patriarchy is just not a natural thing. Hey, hey, hey. Kids follow the mom. Men are like, yo, I want to get tons of pussy. Women have a son. What do they say? Go out there and get tons of pussy, son. I want to make sure that you get tons of pussy. But that son follows a woman from day one. So ladies, stop promoting the culture you hate. I don't know where we at right now. I'm over here like I don't know the hell that B word is. I said women pass on the culture. This is what they do. It is absolutely amazing. They have the closest connection to the children. I think children lean towards mama and grandma more. Of course they do. So stop passing down the shit that you don't want to see. But the reality is no woman wants their kid to be a simp. If they got a son, you want your kid to be out there busting them down. No, you don't. Yes, you do. No, you don't. You have four girls. But time out. I'm going to tell you why that's not true. I got a mom. You know what my mom did when she caught me with playboy? Flip the fuck out. She went to a magazine. Stop being a loser. She flipped out and I remember her going to my dad in a single-wide trail. She went to my dad in the kitchen and was like, look what I found him with today. And my dad was like, you want me to go punish him? Because he's looking at women. I'm glad he's looking at the playboy. So I listened to that whole conversation. My mom was not clean. But there's also a religious component there. I don't think so. You don't think your mom being religious had anything to do? Every time I see my son, I say, well, my boy is going to get a lot of pussy. She's like, don't play with me. He ain't going to get nothing. I ain't playing with that. All right, we'll see. She don't like that. I'm sure she'd be happy. I don't know if she knows my son is the man. I'm sure my mom knowing I was the man. I don't think she would upset that. She's going to teach him how to dance. So he knows how to dance. If my mom knew I couldn't get nobody, that hurt. But listen, where's the logic of a woman being happy their son is a womanizer? Your mom hates you for that. No, no, no. You're right. Your mom would be on your ass about that. Why would my mom tell these girls, I know my son. Don't come to me crying. Yup. For real. When you get a prom date, she'd be really upset. Heartbroken, man. As much as I don't want my daughter to have sex or nothing, I want my wife and my daughter to have a prom date. But I don't think that's because she wants you to be with a woman or anything else. I think that's just because that's just sad if your child can't get a prom date. That's just sad. Can you imagine? Why none of the girls like you son? Exactly. We both are responsible. And I think we both need to be accountable. And if we don't like the culture, then we both got to change it together. But we can't just keep going like, oh, the patriarchy's bad. Stop being like this. And then ladies, you expect the same thing from your sons when you have them. And men, we expect the same thing from the daughters. When we have a daughter, what do we all say? I'm not letting nobody fuck my daughter. It's like, that's sexist too. If your daughter wants to go out there, listen, where was fucking people's daughters? Why? What's we not? Your mom wasn't saying, God didn't get it, son. That was your original argument. Your original argument was your parents, your mom wanted you to go out there and get that boom boom. No, no, no, but there are moms that they turn a blind eye to the patriarchal behavior of their kids. But they will judge that patriarchal behavior of even their husband. They'll judge it of other men. Oh, my dad was right there. But all of a sudden their son, it's like, oh, he's just wild. Go out. How many brothers and sisters do you have? One woman, though. I'm just saying, he liked it as much as you did. Maybe I was out there. Charlie, come on, it ain't not too long ago. I was out here wilding. You think my daddy was like me? What were you going to say? Look, think about it. I have a sister, she's two years older than me. When I was bringing girls home in high school, my sister was getting slapped for talking to boys in high school. Like, she created a different set of standards and I'm two years younger. But was your mom telling you, Alex, God didn't get all the pussy you can? No, but I mean, she was allowing me to talk to girls but not allowing my sister to talk to boys. That's fine. Why is that fine? That's not fine. That's not what he said. When he said your mom was out there slapping you on the cheeks while you were out there getting some pussy. No, but that's also encouraging the behavior like, oh, it's fine for me to talk to as many girls as I want but it's not okay for my sister to even talk to a single boy in high school. We're all responsible is what I'm trying to say. It's very easy for girls to just go like, all the patriarchy, man, stop this shit. You stop raising the kids the way you don't like. If you don't want next generation of men to be like that, don't raise them that way. Let me be clear about what I'm saying about patriarchy. I just don't think patriarchy is natural. Only because, yes, women and men, we come together, we fertilize and we have the baby, she carries the baby for nine months. Literally from the time that child is a fetus, the mother leads. Literacy, for all of us it was like that. Until the father, then you find out like, damn, he just like his dad. He always is just like his dad. He's the exact same thing. It's going to come from your dad but your mom in the beginning, of course. By the way, your mom throughout the whole life. You still scared of your mom to this day? I am. Your mom is probably the only person that can stop you from doing something right now to this day. When mama walk in the room, you're straightened up. Straightened up right now. When the dude walk in the room, you're sizing them up. Like, what's up? I did. That's a general. But you end up being like your dad though. You straighten up when the general comes in the house. So if the general has that much control, then stop rewarding the behavior that you don't want to see. That's all I'm trying to say. She just, I was like my dad. You know what I'm saying? You want to be like your dad but your mom knows who your dad is so she's like, let me try to get you in the right way. That's her job. But she's like, ah, fuck it. He's like his dad. I don't want to be out here getting all this fucking pussy. That's why me and him not together. But think about that. Think about what you just said. The mom is like, you just like your dad. You ain't going to be shit to none of these women. You ain't going to do shit. You have to hold just like your dad. She's not happy about that. She's not happy about you out here bringing a drink. There's a difference between not being happy and there's a difference between disciplining that. Yes. And I think what happens is we often turn a blind eye to the actions of our kids even if they go against the things they're trying to fight against within our generation. And we love our kids and we don't want our kids to suffer. The reality is we don't want our kids to not have a prom date. So what we risk with that is our kid being a fuckboy. But we rather our kid be a fuckboy than a school shooter. I'm taking a fuckboy all day. Yeah, for a school shooter. I'm taking a fuckboy. I don't want a fuckboy. I'm taking a square. No. I want to absolutely. But we used to call square back in the day. Give me that. I'll take that all day long. I'll take a wax all over again. Because guess what? All the nerds, all the cool kids working for the nerds now. Thanks. You know what I mean? All the cool kids. I was cool as hell. You know what I'm saying? I was dope, girl. I was fucking that. Nah, you was a nerd, bro. Yo, I want to say. You're a nerd. All the cool kids are not working for all the nerds. There's like two nerds. All my nerds was crackheads and pillheads right now. All these smart motherfuckers who was. Bro, you had pigtails. Man. He's lying. He's talking about. You had pigtails, bro. You can't tell me a guy with pigtails ain't a nerd, bro. What are you talking about? I went to those classes. My fucking class was in the cafeteria until I was like in 11th grade and 12th grade. By the way, if we're being honest with you, the thugs were the nerds. Like the thugs really were the nerds, bro. Like the thugs were the people that we should have really been telling like, you just going to end up in jail or dead any goddamn way. That's who we really should have been clowning. Like we should have never act like that thug shit was cool. No, but that's what they were telling me. Yeah, but they're thugs. So it's hard. I'm sorry. I know you want to tell people to fuck you up. Yeah, we wanted to say that. Yeah, but they're the thugs. Let them be. Let them be. Let them be. Let them be. But they actually was very smart because we knew how to do numbers. My numbers game was crazy. I was too smart for school. You know what I'm saying? I was literally what it was. Yeah, probably. I got 12 brothers and sisters. I don't believe in those numbers that you can't get his fan size right. I refuse to believe. You don't know numbers. You're clearly a 38 in the way, but you come in here with a 34 every goddamn week. There's no way you know numbers. You believe in those numbers for real? Seriously? I still put it aside of me and go. Time for that shit. Got going to fucking women's dressing room and shit. Why would you go in the women's dressing room? Men don't have dressing room at the fucking place. That's not just for women. I never knew that shit was for men. You never knew that it was men's dressing rooms? I never knew that shit was for men. Ever. Put this next to you. Put your shoes on right there and go. In his defense, he's only bought four pair of pants in his whole life. In all his years of existence, he's only been in department stores about four times. You don't allow me to go. Okay. Don't let go of lost prevention right on me. I already know it. I'm walking out of the way with the camera. You're in the wrong section. You're in the women's section. Number two, everything you're picking up is not your size. Okay. You look suspicious, Wax. All right. Yeah, I get it. Oh, shit. Wow. Oh, shit. Damn, Miss Lady. Oh, shit. You got on Miss Lady pants? How you got on Miss Lady sweatshow? Damn, yo. I got the wrong ones today. I don't fucking know. Let's pay some bills. I got to piss. Let's do it. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because you need to step up your digital presence. Okay. You saw what happened with Facebook and all these other companies going out of business or not going out of business, but being shut down for a few days. 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But if there's other places for you to go for not make your man uncomfortable and other people uncomfortable, regardless if you think it's not. What about your child that need to eat? Yeah. Bottles. What do you think bottles are for? What if you don't have bottles? What if you're breastfeeding? That's what I'm trying to tell you. And you know what? That's what I be saying when I say men are so selfish because when you breastfeed, a woman's breasts fill up and they get hard and they hurt. So that's why if you know that sometimes your son probably will be sleeping and Carla will be like, oh my God, I can't wait for him to wake up. Yeah, if I can rock. No, I'm waking him up. I feel a rock. So let her sit there and do it. That's what you got breast covers for. You got the covers and everything. You got the baby under the cover. Yeah, that's for when there's nowhere else to go. That's when you got other people in the car and my baby hungry right now. Yes. I don't care. Like if you're in a restaurant, a woman wants to breastfeed at the table, do your thing. I don't care. I saw Uma Thurman's titty once. Where at? See how you remember that? How long ago was that? That was decades ago. Thank you. But you remember because it was Uma Thurman. That was a famous titty. Exactly. You know how many times you've walked by? I don't know who that is. You know how many times you've walked by women breastfeeding and didn't even pay it no attention? No, I usually pay attention. I've never paid attention. A lot of people pay his attention. I do. I usually go like this. I'll be like, oh shit. Like that. I'll do a double titty. Yeah, a sick one. Put the titty away if you can. If you can. Y'all sound like so cold. Cold. Never. Never. Oh, well you knew you did too. I look at tits. Never let your baby starve. Never let your baby be hungry. You see the titty before they start drinking. You know what kind of pervert a person is to walk by and see a woman breastfeeding and get turned on by that? Wow, who's getting turned on? You just said you look at tits. I look at tits all the time. But you see the tits though. Before I see the baby start drinking out of the tits. You see the nipple. Nobody nipped that. It's hot. First of all, nobody does that, by the way. What do you mean? Nobody does that. They don't just whip out and put the baby like, no. No, boy, you just told me that earlier. I mean, I think if you know this is not your first time, I think you should have bottles ready. If your breasts do hurt in a certain time, they got other places for you to go. They make sure you got going to the car and breastfeed your baby out to other places. Now if there's nowhere to go, you stand in line. You don't want to miss your place in line. Yo, get the cover and do your thing. What if there's no cover? What if you just pop that titty out and get it stuck? Hopefully there's a place that you'll go there and breastfeed your baby in the... What's the big deal about a pregnant woman's titty being in public? It's titty out. It's a titty out. We look until we see the kid... This guy is so crazy. We look until we see the kid start sucking on the tits and then we're like, oh, okay, that's a private thing. I'm not looking in. We're not. We don't. Y'all look. We aren't there for it. I don't get hard. I don't get hard. This is what y'all act like. Y'all act like women are doing this. Baby's in the carriage. Let me whip my titty out so titty's hanging there. Now I'm going to reach down and pick baby up. They do. No, they don't. They already got the baby in their hand. No, you got to get the nipple on. No, they don't. Y'all don't. Y'all don't. I haven't seen it. The nipple's already on. I haven't seen it. I'm living this right now. Me too. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Stop. That's not what happens. I don't want the titty out. Get mad at me all you want to. You've never seen them do that shit? No. Let me let the baby be hungry. Listen, if there's a place that you can go, try to go to the place. If there's nowhere to go, feed the baby. I don't want my child getting breastfed in some public restaurant. You've never seen a girl feed the kid with both chairs at the same time? That's never happened. You've never seen them squeeze the tits together? No. That's just never happened. Listen, I don't want them in the bathroom either. I want them in the place. If I knew there wasn't ever a place at all, I wouldn't say nothing. But if there is a place for you to go, I expect you to go to that place. I don't want them in the bathroom while my child is feeding. You don't eat in the bathroom, why would you want your child to eat in the bathroom? Whoa! Okay, that's possible. Good as point. Good as point. But go somewhere else. Like I said, Where? Outside? Like where you want to go? I got the vehicle out there. Like I said, me, I can get you to go in one of these back rooms. Or I use this motherfucker office before your titty come out in this place. Why is the titty coming out? If you have a drapery or something like that, you can put it under that. And by the way, people can't walk by the car and see the person in the car. If you walk past and why these breastfeeding are the fucking problem, and we can turn it up. So, no. Are we okay? I'm in a restaurant in the parking lot. I'm just walking through the parking lot. It's still the truck. It's titty. You're not seeing in there. I might be walking to the front. I might be walking back to front. If you see a titty, if you see her up in that breastfeed, you want to see the titty. Same thing if the person's in the restaurant. I like to see tits. Do you want to look? Y'all some sick people. I like to see tits. I just matter it. If you can... I'm not going out my way, but if I see a titty, I'm going to look. If I see a kid sucking on it, I'm not going to look. But if there's a moment where there's titty I'm going to look at that. Any second. Even if it's one second. That's all I need. That's all a lot of people need. Why do you think that's happening? It's not. I don't want it to. That's why I said get out the way. That's all I'm asking. Listen, my whole life is all about being preventative. It's not about when something happens, let's take control. So you're trying to prevent your child from eating. Man, what are you talking about? That's what you're saying. That's what you're saying. Yo, you prevent your child from eating. You get us hungry, bro. You get us hungry. You prevent your child from eating. When you're ready to eat, you eat, right? Bring the food to you. Food is right there. You know what I'm saying? It's crazy. I hear me say if there's no other place to go, you go ahead and do your thing. I heard you say that your child don't eat unless he's in the right place right time. Which I think is so disrespectful. That's not cool. You didn't hear that. You a woman. You did not hear that. That's exactly what we heard. I don't think that you're insecure. Yo, they don't have a shirt. Fucking titty. Hot insecurity. Everything is insecure with her. But the Everything is insecure with her. I've seen this guy. Fucking titty. I've seen this guy He didn't care about his dick being out. He didn't care about what that woman that woman getting seen back in the day. That's a good point. You know what I'm saying? You never got your dick sucking a parking lot. I've seen you have sex in cars. Never had sex in a car. In the strip club parking lots. In a strip club. Everybody watching. Why putting on the show? He's smiling. Motherfucker. You look like I got my tits on. Look at me. I don't know what the hell he's talking about. Look at me. Now all of a sudden he's worried about calling his breasts being out. Knock it off. This guy here. Let's do some asking idiots. Yeah. Tale of Gang. It's going to be hell to pay now. Call again on his ass. You don't like you giving that coquito up in public. I know. No, it's legit. It's legit. I'm learning Spanish. What asking idiots we got, man? How much bigger do titties get when you're pregnant? Oh, man. They get full. Really? Way bigger? Yeah, they get way bigger. Two sizes? Like an apple to a watermelon. What? Yeah. It's not the watermelon. It's not like an apple to a pear. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. This is asking idiots. Sapphire livings. What did I say? I said I say sapphire livings? For those of us who have, for those of us who have no filters, how do you work on controlling your verbal response that may cause awkward moments? Oh, is that like everything's a joke? That's not working no more. Shit. Jokes be hurting. Jokes be cutting. I mean, just like, yo, measure twice to cut once. That's all. I was only playing. Like, come on. You got mad off that? And just make sure, go back up to that question. Oh, you're saying, don't say that again. Yeah. Just measure twice to cut once. That's all. You know what I mean? Like make sure that your response is not an emotional one. You know, make sure that your response is something that, you know, you're actually trying to either up elevate the conversation or, you know, if somebody says something you don't like, give it to them straight. You know what I mean? Just tell like, I didn't appreciate what you just said. Yeah. And I think that's always a good way to start because when they say, what do you mean, you don't appreciate it. Now you can have a conversation. You know what I mean? If you just, if somebody says something you don't like, you're just like, what the fuck is you talking about? Whatever. I don't appreciate what you just said, especially if that's your people, if that's your friend. You know, if y'all just in the street and it's just something random, you should just be careful because you don't know what I'm saying. They might know what to do. No need to ask shots about filters. That's just a pointless question. I was only playing. What else we got, Taylor? What's that? Question forever. What's your morning routine? Oh, this is a good one. I like this one. Stargaze 616. Andrew, excluding yourself and the legends. Who do you think are the best five, five best comedians currently out? Dylon, Dylon, Dylon and Dylon. No. So excluding the legends, obviously, excluding Dave Chappelle, excluding Chris Rock, Bill Burr, like those people. Those are legends to me. Like who like the five young comics out that are... Yeah, check it out. Who's the ones? Who are the ones y'all like? Who are you talking about besides you? Who are your favorite five? Akash Sing, Mark Gagnon, Shane Gillis. Trying to say, I'm trying to think like young people that are part of the squad that are absolutely just hilarious, hilarious, hilarious. Is it Akash, Mark, Shane? I'm trying to think, but people that they don't, that they might not know. That's fine. Oh, Ronnie Chang is hilarious. I mean, he's big now, but like you, some people might not know him. Yeah. I fucking love Ronnie. Who was that the thing who killed it? That's Bill Burr. He's not... He's a legend, he's a legend. I'm trying to give you like, how am I ever hurt this guy? He's fucking hilarious. Class, man. Yeah, he's... It's the first time I ever heard this guy's fucking hilarious. Biggest comic on the planet. Who's this place can do that play for the Warriors, man? It went at shoots really good, man. The three-point. I've been locked up for the past 20 years. What's his name? Did he play at movies or something? Like, how would I know him? Nah, he's just been like a big stand-up. He was in Peach Movie. He was in King of Staten Island. Yeah. He was the guy that was matching Peach Mom. Amazing. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, King of Staten Island. Yeah. That's hilarious. So, it's those three for you. No, there's... Wait, wait, wait. Was that three? Mm-hmm. Four. Derek Poston. Derek Poston. Derek Poston. My god, Derek Poston. Okay. 100%. Derek's open. I mean, look, I'm biased, but I'm also in a position where, like, my bias, I can try to create opportunities for these guys. So, now I'm just like, oh, yeah, here's some guys I think are good because they're on my team. Yeah. They're on my team because I think they're great. It's the other way. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? But, yeah, man, those five right there, definitely. Mm-hmm. Who's that? The IG comic that he opened up for you one time? Big dude? Oh, yes. Ryan Davis. Oh, yeah. Oh, Ryan's funny. Ryan is excellent, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ryan is so funny, man. What about the guy down there? What's his name? Oh, also, congrats to Donnell. Donnell, shot of Special 2. Dope. Y'all saw that? Uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was shot of Special 2. Shot of Special, man. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bravo, Donnell, man. He got that who's up. That's kind of close to that who's wax, bro. No, it's not. It's kind of close, man. Donnell, I got to talk to you. No, it's not. Donnell had... Donnell been doing that for a while, yeah. I told you that already. You told me that. Donnell was doing it. He does it every morning. Who's up? We up. No. Who's up? We up. Who's asleep? They sleep. Ain't no fucking football coach. He been doing it every morning forever. Yeah, but we, you know, now who's waxing? He got his own brand. That's what you ask. He had a weed brand called Who's Up. Yeah. And I'm like, Who's... No, he been doing that. You think you own who? I need to think about that. Don't tell him about the rock group. Don't tell him about the band. All right? Oh, you who? You who? Oh, yeah. Who else who's waxing? Who else who's waxing? Yeah. Who else who's who? Yeah, we got a lot to lose, bro. But Donnell been doing that. He been doing that Who's Up thing for a while. That is very true. I kept getting tagged like, Yo, Donnell was so... Stop listening to stupid people on social media. I was so happy when social media went down for six hours and I didn't even know. That was actually really good. Like somebody texted me. It wasn't that bad. Somebody texted me and was like, Yo, social media's down just in case you wanted to know. I'm like, Why the fuck would I even know this? I didn't even know it was down the whole time. Don't even give a fuck. Like who cares? I had so much fucking shit going on. I was like, damn, I thought I watched social media that much. I'm going to be honest with you. I think that we need that. Like you saw the Facebook whistleblower who came out and was like, you know how Facebook, which we already knew, doesn't care about anything but profits. They don't care about, you know, people's mental emotional well-being. You believe in that shit? What? She's just getting propped up by all these Democratic PR companies that want to like take down the monopolistic practices of these social media companies. I don't need her to be a prop to know what I know. Like I've been saying, social media literally dictates people's emotions. It dictates how people feel. It dictates how people think. We don't even realize it. But why do you think it does that? It's like the right wing stuff. Because of Validate. No, it's not about party. We got to stop. They don't have nothing to do with political party. The right wing stuff exists on the internet because there's almost no place for it on regular TV. So of course it's going to succeed and thrive over there because all the other media corporations outside of Fox News are extremely left wing. What's that got to do with people's emotions and people seeking validation and people not even being able to think for themselves? If the TV news wasn't so blatantly biased, people wouldn't be searching for another type of news that just... You're talking about one aspect. I'm talking about the fact that people are literally influenced by things that they see on social media. For example, the fact that, and by the way, the internet caused this, but the fact that people don't commit a crime and the first thing they do is go on IG live with it. My mother's literally getting murdered. Like literally... Like why? This shit is not legal. Like why is your mindset to do that? I don't know. But that's my point. Because you can get rich off a cloud. That's my point. Why go on a dating show and get married in front of a billion people? Because people need fucking clouds. And we talk about filters, right? Everybody's mind is literally through the lens of social media. How is this going to look on social? What's the reaction I'm going to get on social? People don't even enjoy moments anymore. And when I talk about feelings and emotions, people wake up every day, go to the timeline first to even see what they should think about something. Their opinion literally comes from whatever the most popular opinion is on social media. I'm telling you, I read a great book called Digital Minimalism by Cal Newport. Social Dilemma, but just the way social media makes me feel. I know that shit ain't good for you. And I've been saying for years, five years from now, 10 years from now, in the future, we're going to realize the impact social media had on the brain. Yeah. About the political party shit, the religious shit. No, I'm just talking about in general. Food. Looking down all the time. I think we are good, bro. Because we raised up without it. But the ones that's raised up in it, they're going to definitely be a different place. But that's how I know when it's a problem. The fact that when I see the people that were raised without it, we talk about how the influence it has on kids. Think about the influence it has on adults. We got instinct. We got hand-eye coordination. We got so much things that we have right now. Right now, they ain't got shit. Bro, that shit ain't even normal. I always tell my daughter when we're out in public, just look around. Just simply look around. That shit ain't normal that everybody's like this. That shit is weird. The lady just almost ran. I'm sitting at the light. She just about to run into the truck. I was a little bit over the white lines. But she ain't even a good fuck. So what the light was, she was still down and just about to run right into the truck. I'm like, Miss Lady, look the fuck up. That's my point. Even yesterday, social media is down for six hours. All of a sudden, you hear people saying, like, I got so much done and y'all need to learn how to do things without social media. It was six fucking hours. Yeah. And you know what y'all did for six hours? Complain about social media being down. And when social media came back up, you know what y'all talked about? Social media being down. So where was all these business plans and shit that y'all created over the past six hours? So you know what they should do? Or you should do just go like around seven o'clock, turn all social media off. They should shut that shit down once a week. Every month. The Sabbath. Word up. Like a Sabbath. Shut that shit down once a week. Every Sunday, I would smoke. From 12 to 12, I would smoke on Sunday since 2001. Yo, I promise you that shit will do wonders for society. It will. Shut it down once a week. Everybody. I don't think you shut it down. I think you do the same thing that happened with food, right? Like fast food comes out and unhealthy food comes out and we just started eating it and we didn't really realize how bad it was for a shit. We were smoking cigarettes and we didn't even know how bad it was. And then eventually the information comes out and they're like, oh man, it's causing all different types of fucking cancer and the heart is about to explode. So then we start going, okay, we should give people information about the food so they know what they're eating and then ideally, they will eat less of it. But once you start telling people you're not allowed to do it, now you live in a totalitarian state. I think you just need to give the people the information and go, yo, this hamburger got 3,000 calories, motherfucker. Your heart is going to explode if you eat this shit every single day. But you know this is America. Some people are going to do it but then most people won't. Yeah, there's warning shit. There's warning. There's warning language on everything. Yeah, but when they started putting the calories on Cheesecake Factory, that fucked my whole shit up. Before Cheesecake Factory was amazing. Then I found out it's 3,000 calories, Louisiana chicken costs. But then they tell you that you need 2,000 calories a day so you'd be like, I'm going to get that chicken filet meal. I'm eating one meal today. But I used to eat three. I guess what I'm saying is give the people the information and let them make their own decision. But don't just do this shit where you tell us what we can or can't do. I don't like that. Remember when they tried to outlaw big drinks? Remember Bloomberg was like, you can't have more than a liter of Coca-Cola. It's like, motherfucker, I'll do what I want. I'm a grown-ass man. And by the way, that's the problem. That's a great scene in Squid Game. Don't tell me. All right. Shit. Talk about it next week. It really shows you how you can manipulate people to even forget what it is they're supposed to be really concerned about. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You remember the slap scene? Oh, yeah. What slap scene? No, no, no, no, no. I'm out, I'm out. I know, but goddamn. You like this podcast? I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. What I'm just saying. I didn't see it. I didn't get to watch it. But I'll tell y'all a little bit. Give us one more. But I do think social media is very, very, very dangerous. And I really don't think we've even scratched the surface. I got it, I got it. We haven't even scratched the surface of how dangerous that shit is going to be. Oh, and by the way, the book I'm talking about, Digital Minimalism, I read it a while ago, but they talk about in the book how there was a tobacco industry whistleblower. And then this was some years ago, there was a, I forgot what app it was. There was Facebook whistleblower. And it was like, when you listen to their rhetoric, their rhetoric sounds exactly the same in regards of how they reel you in and keep you there. And it was like, the tobacco industry was after your lungs, social media is after your time in your mind. Yeah. So. That's facts. All right. Ernie Mack said, does Charlotte really believe he can send healing energy or does he watch too many Marvel movies? That's a funny one. Do I really know? It doesn't matter whether I believe I can, I do. Meaning like, whatever you say about me, whatever issue you got with me, I'm gonna send you healing energy because one thing I've learned through therapy, one thing I've learned through doing a lot of work on myself, a lot of motherfuckers just be hurting. And I didn't even really grasp the concept of in the four agreements when it says, don't take things personal because that which to offend you creates the same negative energy that offended you in the first place. And don't take things personal because a lot of what people do has nothing to do with you and everything to do with them. And it's the truth. I think about a lot of times I projected hurt on people and pain on people because of the shit that I was going through. Even when I see this new generation of shop jocks or whatever that love to get at people and love to attack people, I'm like, oh, they're hurting. They're hurting because you can only do that when you're hurting. You can only really, let me cut this person's head off and not give a fuck about what they're going through or what they've been through or a little bit of fuck the empathy of it. Not that fucking head off. You got to be hurting to even move like that. I send healing energy regardless. And it's so funny when people say things like, oh, you know, that don't work. Whatever, whatever. It's like, speak for yourself. Look at my life, King. Look at my life. I don't know what to tell you. I'm doing the best I've ever done in my life. You don't need advice from people doing worse than you. I can only tell you, man. And listen, you should listen to somebody who did it. Can't know. I got a great advice from a crackhead. Of course. I don't listen to everybody because you never know who's going to be that one person to tell you something to change your life. Go to college? Go to college? A crackhead told you to do that? Go to college and get out of the streets. Okay. Signs come from everywhere, yo. So yeah, send people healing energy. He's the only person that told you to do that? No. And your whole life. That's the person you listen to, though. That fucking crackhead is the only person? I don't know why stuck will be so much, man. Because I had a lot of positive things around me. Because you saw what happens if you don't do that. Yeah, you go. So you also need the good and the bad. It's a balance in everything. That's the fear. Yup. You need the fear of what could happen, man. Send everybody healing energy. I love that. I love sending people healing energy. I love when people pop shit about me. And it's like, I don't even respond. I just pray for them. I send them healing energy. When I'm at my altar, I send them healing energy. They really want to fight now. Oh, they be so mad. They be so mad. Because what happens is... They see nothing back. You just keep elevating. You just keep growing. You know what I mean? Because I'm not getting in the mud with you. For what? God bless you. You know, all that air is still in them. And they want to release it. And they can't release it. They're going to pop it. Yeah. And also, too, time tells. Oh. Yeah, that's right. Time always tells to tell. That's why I don't be tripping. I don't trip about what happens a year ago, three years ago, five years ago. Yo, Nah said it once, don't hate me now. He said, much success to you, even if you wish me the opposite. Sooner or later, we'll all see who the prophet is. Woohoo. Nah says he was. That's it for me. Yeah, shut up. Hey, man. I got a role, too, man. Yeah, make sure to tune into the God's Honest Troop every Friday night at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central. This week we got a great episode. World Mental Health Day is on Sunday. So this week is titled Keep That Same Healing Energy. Woo. You know what I mean? And Chico Bean, an iceware vessel, man. We sent them to Inception, you know, the mental health gym in Farmington, Michigan. And, you know, that was, it's special. You know what I mean? I think it's special. So I can't wait for y'all to see it. And Dr. Rita Walker and Resma Menekin will be on this week as well. Oh, man. So tune in to the God's Honest Troop this Friday at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central. Screaming on Paramount Plus. Okay. Y'all, you think I'd be a punk if I go watch that the rest of that Squid Game's by myself? She already saw it. But she won. And if I go watch it by myself, she won. Why? She already saw it. Why you gonna make her watch it again? It's not fair. I don't want to watch it by myself. I ain't gonna lie. What's wrong with that? Because we watched it all the way together. And then it's like, if I go watch it by myself, she won. Why? She already watched it. Guys, if you thought that we were brilliant this week. If you listen to this podcast, you'd think, I don't even know what to fuck. If you listen to this podcast, how the shit go? I don't know. I tried to do that shit last week. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, and you think we're just a couple idiots and don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.