 Iona vs. Yukon, second round. You know, it's working. Oh, I think it's just getting fired up. Look at that. I don't know about this. It's loud and just kind of soaking everything up. Is that cool? My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is The Weekly Dumb. We're a couple days late, Jake, because I got snowed in. Oh, in Colorado, I got snowed in. Lucky. Now I'm dressed for Easter. And Jake, lose the shades. Oh, it almost took a bubble to the face. Oh, it kind of went in your mouth. You kind of turned and it went there. That was cool. I'm hunting, baby. Yeah. It's hunting season. They're really taking off. Jim, it's acting. Actual. Jim, the big story this week is the NCAA tournament is back. It kind of marks the one year of the world ending. It's everyone's kind of favorite sporting event. And it's back. You just filled out your bracket. I just filled out my bracket now. I did a lot of research. I have Kansas winning the whole thing. Want to know why? Because everything is coming up. Sudakus, Ted Lasso, basketball, Sudakus, Sudakus, Sudakus. Sudakus, drinking glucose. I also have Iona against Yukon in round two. And that's basically the Super Bowl. Huge. You have whoever wins Yukon, Iona, winning the whole thing. Minus the Sudakus. Well, I mean, they might lose the next round, but they've won the whole thing. Who do you have winning? Baylor, who you didn't know they were in the tournament. No. Yeah, I thought maybe it was the women's team. Yeah. You're starting to get a bubble factory now. That is fun. That is fun. So are you excited? Yeah, man. I think it's a different format this week. Don't be excited for the full Thursday thing tomorrow. They're not doing it. People are banging outside. This is a perfect work environment. Well, let's move on. Almost a breakdown. Jake, this one is a wild. We're going to the Super Classico. It's the Boca Juniors versus River Plate, which cannot be how that's pronounced in Argentina. A goal, a ghost saved a goal. Did you see this? I did see this. And Jim, you know a lot of people don't know this about me. Goalkeeping's in my background. Yes. So I'm always appreciative of a ghost that makes a good save. Well, what happened was the winger's coming down the right side. He's coming down. He's almost out of bounds. He kicks it to the center. It hits off a defender's foot. And then it hits off of a defender's head. And then it's right in front of the goalie. He kind of short arms it, misses it. Now it's clearly going to be a goal. It bounces. It bounces again. Some may say there was spin or English on the ball, but a ghost definitely just kind of saved it. Angels in the net. Ghost angel, ghost angel. Jim, I think you've heard the story. But my funniest goalkeeping story, sad short goalie. Shot goes over my head. I put my head down because I was sad because it already happened earlier. I turned around, ball hit the top post, hit my face, and went in the goal. That's not a ghost. That's just kind of your bad. Bocaverse plat. Yeah. Did you say platé? I said river plate, which is definitely not what it is. Jim, in more sports, everyone's talking about this. I don't have to tell you guys, but Homer, the Charlotte Knights mascot slid into my DMs. A lot of people wonder what do my DMs look like? Supermodels, your girl, your mom. Nope, it's Homer the dragon. My DMs as well. He's saving lives. Well, what happened was Homer the fire-breathing dragon, the Charlotte Knights mascot, was doing a photo shoot outside of Truist Park in North Carolina when a small fire broke out in the garden, one of the garden boxes in front of the stadium. So he picked up a fire extinguisher, started putting it out. The fireman came and then he grabs the fireman's hose and puts it out. Then the Homer the fire-breathing dragon DMs you, DMs me, says, hey, I think this would be a good topic for a weekly dumb. I love what you're about. I don't want to be a hater, but I mean, you know. You wrote down inside job galore. Inside job galore. Those were your notes. Inside job galore. I mean, baseball's starting up. Yeah. Minor League teams took a big hit last year. They're getting a one month delay. Yeah. This is the best campaign to remind people that Truist Park and the Charlotte Knights exist in a while. I was just happy that weekly dumb was getting to our target demographic, minor league mascots. Yes. Not major league ones. No. I don't want the real deal. I want minor league mascots. How often does a pretty safe and contained fire in a garden box just happen? While the mascots doing a photo shoot, who is a fire-breathing dragon? Yes. Yes. So that's your spot. Bubble got your lips. I'm enjoying the bubbles. That's too fly in your eyes. I'm bathing over here in the bubbles. Yes. A lot of soap. Cleanest the show's ever been. Employee of the week. It's an employee. Oh, no. Are you going to put coffee on me? Is that coffee you're putting in there? This is more bubble stuff. Oh my god. I thought I was going to get coffee bubbles. Which would have been? You know what? That'd be cool. Definitely can't work. Do you think this will make coffee bubbles? Does a coffee color come out of a Gatorade bottle is pretty grotesque? Give me one coffee bubble. BBD has some work to do. Speaking of the employee of the week, Jim, one of the masterminds behind the bubbles. Yes. Sam. Sam. She runs our Patreon account and our schedules, which was a hell of a hellish task since I got stuck in Colorado. We had a cancel of Monday, cancel of Tuesday. But Sam was on point. If this happened before we had Sam helping us out, I would have just muted all my emails and my phone and then just apologized a week later and said, sorry, I missed our meeting. Hadn't survived. Sam's been great. Check out the Patreon. She helped make the bubbles this morning. And our first ever employee of the month was Zach. Good job, Zach. So thank you, Sam. Some people may say I wore my Easter outfit early. Some may say that. I'm like three for three. Popping bubbles that are getting hit at you? I've caught like all of them. Well, I missed one to start. Oh. That was a weekly dose.