 It's your boy here in main event English speaking battle of the evening Berlin one time where you out make some No, oh stop all that shit. This is don't flop don't look all fucking day You know the school hashtag DFAD makes you twitters on the Twitter follow us on the Facebook as well Facebook Dot com slash don't flop. You know the school. All right This is the first English speaking main event of the evening emcee on my right hand sign all the way from Northwest England Liverpool City made some fucking noise for in you and no More and on the left hand side He's traveled to England from Germany to battle for us numerous times the president and founder of don't let the label label You but I was made some fucking noise for Charlie just ten four years later finally on the home game All right I just another promo about so make sure you leave all your comments and feedback and opinions on the YouTube video and on the forum as Well in your end I won the flip and he chose to go first was round number one Don't flop Berlin on my dude in you end This looks like an amazing place to wrap but it doesn't take away the fact that somebody spray-painted graph on a concentration camp My name is innuendo Leave it in Liverpool That's his jolly J fish douche Nice one Mutt it is China shlamper My German accent's not too bloody, but I've just used another language to tell this fucking fact that his mum's a slag So welcome to world war three. I'm leaving the attack Best believe you'll get a smack cuz England's full of gay Germans. We need to send them back See shluck and sperm as he leaving Dengar schmack Translation bitch that means that you love to taste the jizz Either I'm fucking grace at this or I use the ice translate iPhone app to completely take the piss Cuz I really got a lot to say about jolly jake I mean I would be predictable and say that he's proper gay and takes a cock a day or Act all gangster and talk about how I let the chopper spray But to be honest mate the only thing that I want to say is that without you this summer I wouldn't have got away so thank you for the fucking free holiday Yeah, see we've got a violent history. Oh, no fucking that's not even the next one is the next one something else Yeah See we've got a violent history in fact I can still smell the gunpowder and when it comes to being British believe me There's none Prada. I'm a drunk and abusive Brita brought and they don't come loud there So I'll be half of everyone back home get your towel off my fucking son larger You speed away them P. Doe German Half English Jew who lives in Germany? How is you? Have you mad neighbors? You only moved here to be closer to your big grandparents? And so you could barbecue your Frank faces Brad faced and hamburgers and all concentration campaigners I don't like that You know for this battle right She's best prepared to fall like the bailing wall or the Jewish population after the first world war Your mother's a dirty hole. She rocks nickers covered in swash stickers She's a really short hailey ball the bitch takes Brad face galore until she hates a Joe I'm making German poem with the entire male cast of Jason Shaw German sluts called Stephanie Seedle. I've seen a video where she has sex with a beagle The bitch looks like Jeremy B'd laugh the one too many other one needles Your mother's fat is shit. She's a flabby bitch with saggy tits a massive plate and fanny lips They go right back like Branislav Ivanovich at Stanford Bridge See this week I was supposed to have been in the dam, but that all fell through So now I'm looking for the nearest German brothel and a trip to the bank I want to get a German dominatrix to whip off me pants Put me taking a hand then give me a spank whammy nipples a clamp I'll even let it do a big dirty shit on me fan. No way to the lie This is the plan because my idea of a German whip got fuck all to do with meridian Dan Everyone ready for the show yeah after a buck He only came to Berlin to see the Eiffel Tower To feel more local here or did a Heineken to try some local beer I do not stand out as a fat English person, but that isn't working as soon as he landed in Berlin He proudly said it could leave him Dean Berlin and because he's been practicing German Killing you end up. This is such an untypical trip for you Isn't it dude most typical English like you prefer a trip to Ibiza to drink with a booze Well, I make this feel like Ibiza. Yeah, when I beat the shit out of you Got verses like the Berlin wall they go down in history Don't blame my hometown advantage when you look back on your misery because I'm like you like I'm like dudes on their home turf To you see me smash it in British leagues. Don't flop apart from Prince Kong which went a bit wrong I want my battles. They're brilliantly so I'm known to murk all in England like my counselor was visited You get that in a minute I said half English humor half German efficiency in this Officially pimping best German to kick it in England since you and Klinsman of Boston It's Johnny Jay humor dark enough to make Dr. Dave take off his shades on a sunny day Your fans are a bunch of 14 year olds who wear beats by Drey The screen yay classic Kanye when they hear a beat by Drey You made a recent claim that you got signed by your label useless This is don't let the label label you bitch But you did let that label label you and that label didn't do shit motherfucker You flocked closest you'll ever get to being on top of the pops is when your dad gives you a piggyback ride And you're on top of your boss They call my battle video a classic yo, it's hot when it drops they call your battle video a Casio It's not a good watch Luckily as fuck and your bars are that great you want to go far in the game land a child hit Okay, that's not something we want to see though. You remind me of C door because if you want to see dole You need a mask on your face I mean look at him Head like a melon looking like Wayne Rooney if you had a much less athletic profession Let's talk about that head for a second. Have you love letting out your free hair? Who are you kidding? You got about three That's do we griffin true say you need to pay for a to pay But hey at least that chest hair is dense there that you love every strain I've seen him holler at Bates topless today like I'm from the UK Not quite James Bond from the face, but check any chest up that Sean Connery takes Trust when I say that it's not a big look to have an upper chest which looks like big foot big foot Hey, yo, listen up. I didn't dislike in you endo as much when he was still smoking the pot Don't know why he stopped you went from pot head to coke head from stoner to cunt like P. Diddy Acting all bad boy when we know that he's not ever since he got P. Did he and loved cocaine a lot Last visit to the toilets. He didn't pee. Did he he was doing coke off the box The reason I keep referring to P. Diddy is because I hate him even more since he no longer puff The Russell brand fuck you leave the next life of a fucking champ when you get signed It's still done and bland you only get by with your mom and dad Depressed guy because you love to brag but your sex life is your fucking hand and your ex-wife is your other hand Like Donald Trump and proper dumb like Forrest Gump now you've got a run, you know what I'm saying I'm so gangster. I don't need no fucking gun to stick a long nose in your face Think that he's a decent guy. He's right. I have got a problem with cocaine I'll sniff peek until I die, but I admit it so you can't mention it treaty of a side And he said that I'm bald don't worry. I'm well away, but I've actually got a full head of hair except for there and the rest of the So I say that I'm bald as if I care you're Jamie. You're not allowed to say mine here And you know what rounds with holocaust lost you was I Bet you want saving private Ryan and stayed up all night crying After wasting three hours praying my Damon ends up dying Speaking of films Schindler's list That took me just to get it popping I turned it off after two hours. I mean, how long to take to get your shopping So let's talk about the world cook now the RG sell Germany back to the death Then gates alleged to victory with the last gasp attempt But that just proves that your country can't act for itself because gates is facing Mario It's just the Germans the need the Italians help And since other European countries have amassed a big debt Germany's now spreading its cash to pass on the wealth So it's safe to say that even though Adolf is dead and the Nazis have left Hitler's dream of global domination is fully back in effect But if Hitler was here today, I'd be thanking him like Dan Ken because blonde a blue eyes. That's exactly what I'm after You think the Germans are more racist than the English Therefore not now I'll tell you what there's no fucking black or yellow and half like So I'm trying to find what lays beneath the surface of Jamie Seedle caters It seems you're all about promoting local hip-hop and raising the awareness Now we may be feeling nervous because booking me to battle here straight defeats the papers when I came to remove This shit staying like an anal bleaching service. You had beef with one of my boys The fuck's this German thinking I don't let shit slide. I'll even face down on the ground like Yegan Klinsman You get your whole crew demolished use a gunner man my boss Frank Reichard. I'll spit at this German no rudy ball it The shit's about to be a disaster You're going up against the known veteran so do the math you'll get a serious dose of your own medicine Because I'm a soldier. I could be in the Luftwaffe. I put you in the coma like you're skiing with Schumacher Crows love the sausage So my soldier I could be in the Luftwaffe. I put you in a coma like you're skiing with Schumacher Crows love the sausage like Greeks in the moosaka and going down on your beard was like speaking to Chewbacca See when I slide up inside bitches, I give them nine inches. Johnny Jay gives them nine inches I Know why the fuck J. So Johnny He's an half English Jewish German who looks like a plainclothes Bobby with a six inch nose and a eight stone body Talking about my a lad your a b pure galey. I thought that was funny In fact, it's fucking gone wild lad. You definitely get your crust as a child Your head looks like a fucking potion of Kelly fries judging by your hair and your nose your circumcised Now I know that this sort of half-ass writing won't exactly win me a tain of prize But if you beat me today, I'll be based a prize. You're gonna see me looking like this Asles eyes Don't even try and bat us anymore. Everyone knows that I'm one you confirm a clash then go into hiding alone and get Righting like I'm Frank. Hmm. Yo, and I stay strapped some up to some down So you don't want to hear them guns blow just when them twin luggers come out. There'll be two dots on you like a bum Okay, listen up put your hands up if you got in you end on Facebook Rest of you fucking lucky, yeah Anyone who has this dickhead on Facebook knows that he's officially addicted to Facebook. This isn't a job I mean we all use social media for shit we promote but he publicizes every bit of his fucking life as if it's a show But my newsfeed flooded with pictures and clips from his phone like There is a world outside Twitter, you know Not every thought has to be turned into a quote. Not every world issue can be fixed with a post But it's like you spend all day sitting at home writing a long status reflecting on the long status You wrote five minutes ago comment on life You're not living it though. What's a football game? It concentrates so much on your finger and phone that you miss all the girls like bro, Mike. Hello. I said Michael Yo, you're at a night a show. Can you please try and go outside the cyber zone? Because if a girl came to you right now and said would you like to bone you'd reply like no What do you happen to have the Wi-Fi code for my iPhone? Basic time, you know when I saw the guy saw that spaceship. Oh, sorry I forgot you missed it because you were writing a status your attention craving desperate prick unlike you I get attention quick and I need to beg for it because when I'm stepping in I'm followed by eyes like Ali G Sentences Even seen he likes his own status he writes which leads me to believe he dislikes his own status in life This goes out to all the ladies tonight. I said make some noise if you're a lady tonight Imagine going on a date with this guy. He'd be sitting at the same table You'll be looking him straight in the eyes They'll still communicate with you from Facebook online as soon as your burger arrives He'll ask you to wait hold the burger straight to the light make sure the framing is precise And then take more pictures than that an alien sighting hashtag with bacon inside it I proper taking his time like five pics from the left way Maybe eight from the right your food's not cold by the time he lets you take your first bite Mike isn't it true the only thing you prefer to do that take random pictures of food It's take random pictures of you Then get so embarrassed and act like it's just a sarcastic thing that you do no it's not I'll buy that off definition because he says YOLO lots But you come with cringe-worthy drama like a soap up dust always showing off even when you're about to sleep with the bird I swear the second she lifts a skirt. He feels that immediate urge the screen freeze Well, I really need to tweet this shit first Take a picture of you and me with no shirt. It seems so absurd, but I know this He's actually uploaded topless pics of the chicks that he's been with in it Well, the problem is they're horrific You tried to brag a lot. We've got the tactics wrong when your chicks tits look like two Capricots after six sips Stop pretending you're not a legend. You're not John Lennon more like the guy who shot John Lennon Just what attention? Well, I'm sorry to say this, but you won't even slightly be famous They'll jizzle horrible phrases on your gravestone like Mike never made it because when your whole life flashes before your eyes You'll see Facebook then you might finally think of the time that you wasted kind of like pretzels life in a basement But hey, at least you once had over 200 likes on the status congratulations time So and I'm defo proud of 277,000 Now originally I wanted to do this third round over the beat with J. Woodnavy You know why because he's a fucking faggot He tried to tell me that the German hip-hop scene isn't evolved enough for the battle over beats and a rap event Now you're all German hip-hop fans I guess so you tell me does that make sense? Yes, I mean we couldn't buy the DJ on the decks to do the beats to emcees that you and me What the fuck would be more hip-hop and that than that? So I'll break his neck and spray his blood on the wall to show all five elements and the knowledge you lack When you drop on the track rap faster than the beat is supposed to be spitting to I listen to his music Like fucking now sounds like there's an actual Natty in the booth with your shot and Chanel Chanel Chanel like my name's Jolly J I've never been in the streets. That's why I rap like a politician delivering a speech I can't stand you middle-class rappers little backpacks backpockets swinging bandanas with your cat backwards Finky gang bangers guns blazing and blunt bayonets no fun try and go ham. I'll be nicking that sandwich I said I've added with these little faggots rappers who be living lavish living in the palace in the middle of a civil parish I'm about in the city madness and shitty manners and I'm a little bit embarrased that I ain't never been to Paris You travel back and forth to London like it's nothing the hunger ain't forgotten. I made something out of nothing So I kidnap a rich rapper see his bitch grab a like quick stabber with big daggers So quit that chitchat or swing bricks shut your teeth get hit with the pigs bladder and leave your lips fatter than Mick Jaggers We're raised on a family estate No, I'm not saying that we've a dead poor but growing up the only estate my family add was me dad's five door four desks Now with this last scheme I might have to be careful but fuck the chance of that angle and make all the bitch chats more propaganda than gables A high-end escort a bitter-class but still a brass who stashes caption the strash of it stashes caps Looks like a high-end escort a bitter-class, but still a brass who stashes cash in the straps of a gable If I ordered a prostitute in Liverpool and then the slag was dressed like that at the center back no aggra and First stage of evolution Charmander and Squirtle my way to historic and Frank in a journal Nothing you could say to me is actually helpful. I've got a hard exterior like the back of a table So I'd be upfront you couldn't get close to me your midfield like Maddie your gator Schweinsteiger Muller Draxie is a Padozzi cruise Sammy Kudaira and Andre Scherler Let's not forget claim it even though he's only got five caps. He's still jamming No, so to sum it all your mum's a whore the Germans play good football But fuck you all because we won the war twice Return your rules the waves jolly J's mum's a slag You said you wanted to do a battle to a beat. I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to do a battle and get beat Apologize if that's not what you mean will listen up See your bars seem a little bit simple to me mine stay tricky like evenly splitting at twix between three your Germany Original please I'm half English that means you're only dissing all of them the person you're meant to be dissing is me Besides going on about the third Reich or Hitler is weak Especially when you're about two inches or three away from looking like a skinhead your freak Different Liverpool G which means you're mainly known for robbing women So people be aware if your pockets got a wallet in them because he only came to take that then be the first to leave like Robbie Williams I still haven't mentioned this biggest hobby. It's fishing true story. I'm not even kidding He constantly writes about it online like it's the fucking Olympics Well Mike you must be considering that when you start every conversation with my hobby is fishing you may as well replace that with I'm not very thrilling See fishing is not fishing is not relaxing to him. It's action to him a passion to him He's in the zone even at home when he's having a shit who hold the toilet brush up with both hands on the grip and sit for hours like this Because he claims it's great practice for catching a fish Bitch, I promise you this every time you show off to your chick like this because you've got a big fish Well, it does as reminder of me because she got my dick pic blood on pimping. I'll tap up I'll tap her ass while you catch a car I'll find a nympho while you're finding Nemo I'll hook up with a bird while you stick a hook up in a worm and I'll now fuck that Let's talk about it. Let's talk about how you rap again. See you're not too flashy. You're not too arrogant You're not too standard. You're not too average when you're just too Well, that's it. Just two out of ten Totally weak, bro That's totally weak, bro. Only time you can even hold a kilo is when you open a midget store I need to hold a kilo See we own a rating system in these battles Michael and your love no Sistine Chapel after 16 battles I don't look up to your heart. You haven't got any clubs. I need no mom jokes No, I strictly mentioned your mother in bars like when it comes to a cut or a nars You can call me snickers. I put the nut in your mouth I'll be honest lick she told me she weren't loving it But I treated that criticism like she did a bit of jism. I took it on the chin and swallowed it What do you think man? It's jolly. I rock on and it's so tense You can't rock on your robot wreck, but I rock on and it's so fresh believe me kid Even if my CD skips us to rock on rock on rock on rock on rock like the stonehenge No sweats man. It's jolly make you practice volleys with a hand grenade Think you can handle J then you've got another thing coming like Sasha great I use my right hand to smash your face left hand to finger tap your baby Do she slightly spazzing like an average Ryan damage reaction? Hey, I'm back. It's Jane Is it you in Liverpool turn that shit into a central pay? I got swag for days Congrats, you have lost a bit of flat around your waist, but hey, you're still fat in the face And I know you love bragging, but I won't have it today So if we start to see you getting carried away, I'll call an ambulance me and we can literally start to see you Getting carried away and on top of all that your fucking accent is gay. I'm from London rough That's the south of UK. You may as well be from Scotland's cars. They can't understand what you say And this not you know what I actually hate how he always goes on and on about how much he loves going out But when he posts his legendary Saturday night videos, there's no honeys about no music pumping No cuties jumping no clubbing no crowds. It's always just you and sprungy drunk on a couch Well, I wish you traveled overseas with sprungy because when you two form a team at least he is funny Now I'll do everyone a favor make you flee this country, which is the only time you'll be feeling like the Beatles Buddy going back to Liverpool saying help. I need some buddy Just his best friend sprungy time The original don't flock crew you would dare putting in leg work We failed with lesser emcee succeeded because they knew how to network But you know what I know that you're gonna get saved because oh she's just had a baby with your fucking ex babe