 Right. Okay. I was feeling a little unmotivated all last week, so I didn't really do anything. I went on Twitter and I was like, guys, I don't have any video ideas. I'm just feeling super unmotivated and I asked all of you, what should I do? There was a lot of suggestions and a lot of them were for another one of these randomly generated Nintendo Switch videos because y'all like seeing me empty my wallet out apparently. So this was not meant to be a segue. If you're feeling a little stir crazy like I was all last week, pick yourself up a stir crazy t-shirt. There's a bunch of new designs over on the merch store. Also, check out the sponsor at this video, but we'll get to that in a second. You guys know how this works. There's a website called NSG reviews. After my first one of these videos, they actually added the feature of I'm feeling lucky. So I can press this button. A random game will pop up and I'll go buy it on the eShop assuming I don't have it already. Let's roll the dice on a few. Let's see what we get. First one is draw kitten squad. Why does this say it's zero dollars? Is it free? It can never be a bad game when it starts by searching the word kitten. Oh, I already have it. When did I buy this? Well, I've never played it, but I do have it. I don't know what the rules are there, but I'm going to go ahead and re-download it. Why is it taking so long? It's too much of an anticipation. Is it broken? Moonlighter. What a fantastic game that I already have and I've already reviewed. I love that game. Timberman, but it's 19 cents. I'm not realizing I could feel to this peach ball. Why do I feel like this video is about to get demonetized? Hey, Dems the Rose, and I definitely don't have it. What the heck is full blast? Oh, no, I hate shoot-em-ups. Okay. Oh, no, it's a text. Boring. I don't want that. Okay, that one could actually be good. I'm okay with that. That looked like a little hack and slash beat-em-up. What a sorry bunch of games. I'm so disappointed by this. Whatever. We're going to roll with this. Okay, but before we play those fun games, this video is very excitingly sponsored by the creators of games like Journey. Yes, you heard me, Journey, Flower, and their newest gorgeous game, Sky Children of the Light, which you can play for free right now by clicking the link in my description. In sky, you play as a child of the light who must uncover the mysteries of the kingdom, working together with others to restore the constellation back into the sky. Trust me, okay? As soon as you hear that wonderfully composed soundtrack, see these stunning visuals and take flight for the first time, you're gonna be hooked. You'll explore and soar around the world of sky, but you don't have to go alone. It's a live social adventure online game for up to eight players where you can bring along your friends or, like I did, just meet new people online and explore and play with them. I found this really cute as the other players I met were silhouettes until we shared a light together and then their custom character appeared before me and we started exploring the world and solving puzzles together. You can even, if you want to, hold hands, can hug, and you can share expressions and moods through emotes. Now, oh, I know, you may be rushing to your Nintendo Switch to download this game immediately and I don't blame you, but it might surprise you to know I recorded all of this on my phone. I am honestly stunned at how gorgeous and smooth this experience is. They have said they're gonna bring the game to Switch and I can't wait to play it on my Switch, but for now you can support both me and the creators of this gorgeous game by clicking the link down below in the description and downloading the game for free. Let's get back to the video. It's taking so long, the stupid beach peach ball took like an hour. I can't wait anymore. I'm so bored. I've been waiting so long. I uploaded a video on my second channel in the time it took me to... what's that video, by the way? Made a box fort for my cats. You didn't know I had a second channel. It's okay, I forget sometimes as well. We'll start with Timberman vs. It actually has really good music already and visually I'm not unimpressed. Oh, look at all the characters. I don't know why I'm so impressed already by the music and this art style, but I am. We have a Timberman, a princess, someone with a banana. Okay, chop as fast as you can and avoid branches. The tree is my enemy? Why is the... what did I do wrong? I don't get it. Oh, I get it. I get it. You press left or right. Right, left, left, right, right, left, left, left, right. I feel like I'm putting in the Konami code. I am getting to 100. I don't know why I have immediately resonated with this mobile ass game that doesn't deserve to be on Switch, but I'm actually liking it. I'm getting 100. Around that. This takes so much concentration. Oh, 100, baby. Come on. 100, 100, 100. Walking for that 100. I am way too into this. I kind of want to try and hit 200. I kind of like this one actually. Yeah. This game was really cheap. So if you download it and you get a better score than 225, I'm sure y'all will get like a thousand or something stupid. Tweet it at me. I'd love to see your score. All right, it's done. Castle of Heart. I can't skip the cut scene. So I guess we have to watch it. I really want to skip it. Yeah. Okay. There's no voice acting. So I'll just have to do my own. It seems that we are only okay. Apparently it skipped them on their own too. Okay. So it's obviously a side scroller. Oh, I can do wheel. Okay. My first enemy. I'm on fire. It's not bad. I'm actually kind of having fun on this one too. And there's me thinking we bought a bunch of duds. Look, now I can speed run it. I feel like I'm getting that was comedic timing that didn't even need editing. Okay. Now I just suck at the game. Oh, yeah. Give me whatever that is. Oh, big spear. Oh, I can throw the spear. I know I have other games to play, but I'm honestly liking this one. There is still a long way to reach the outskirts of the town. I need to get past the city walls. Cool. I really don't hate it. I'd say that's worth it. It's honestly not bad. You saw it. Let's just go to the next one. Okay. This video has taken an hour so far. I don't want to give my editor like three hours of footage. So we're going to have to blast through some games here pretty quick. Speaking of blast. Full blast. Slow down and prepare for combat, Private. Oh, I do actually kind of like the cartoony visuals. Very smooth gameplay. The enemy ships have some sea life. Okay. They're all kind of animals. All right. This is going to become a bullet hell. I can see it now. Oh, yeah. Now we got a big gun. We got a big gun, Private. All right. You know what? It's pretty smooth. I'm not not having fun. These kind of games just aren't really for me. You know what I do like about this one? There's a brick and health bar, and it's not a one hit kill situation. That frustrates me so much in these games, because I am not very good at not getting hit. That being said, those were some smooth moves right there. All right. We get it. Didn't I pay 19 cents for that? Heck, if you're bored, why not? All right. I guess we'll play kitten squad while we wait for Fanta Rock to download. Oh, look at all the quests. Rescue Olivia the Orca. This is Olivia. She spent the first few years of her life exploring the ocean with her family. Then one day, life as she knew it suddenly came to an end. This is so sad. Oh my gosh. What are those? What are these? What is this Alice in Wonderland enemy design? I thought we were playing as cats and deers and birds and pugs. Now there's giant metal balls with forks for hands. Visually, it's not very pleasing, but I'll say that the gameplay is perfectly fine for a twin stick shooter. It just needs a complete visual overhaul. What does this have to do with saving an orca, by the way? Might I throw out there? Am I going to find an orca in the middle of these lush open fit? Now I'm seeing the orca. Oh no, I'm so dead. Oh, never mind. I got a freaking punching bag and now a lightning thing. It's honestly not terrible. It's better than I thought it would be. The gameplay is okay. It's just visually bad. These videos are so time consuming because it takes so long to download the freaking game. It's done. Finally. Oh no, we've downloaded a scary. I don't want to play a scary. I don't like scary games. I didn't know that's what I was buying. Oh my gosh. Oh, I don't like this. The next game is ready. We could go ahead and jump into that one instead. Why is there suddenly a giant eye on the screen like something can see me? Oh, thank you. I got a little lucky it was kind of strutting. You know, we have other games we could play. It's not because I'm scared. Okay, now we have a game that has two robots kind of canoodling. So really this could be anything. Oh, this is that visual novel text-based adventure game, isn't it? Tell me a joke a human told you. What's the difference between a tech and a spider? I don't know. What is it? Some people like spiders. That's so sad. Why don't the humans like the robots? Wouldn't we have made them? I'm actually very interested in this world already. I think we're done here. I actually kind of like where that's going. They liked the writing there and I was actually engrossed in that world, but I'm gonna play that in my own time. This video is too long. I downloaded too many games. You know what? I don't even care about the battle cards one. I'm getting rid of it. I'm taking it off the table. What battle cards game? I never heard of it. All right, last one and then we'll play. Oh, I like this art style and I like this music and I like that the game got straight into it and I don't like that I'm already dead. Okay, I can dash. Oh, I can shoot as well. Oh, I like this. Oh, that's so cool. I don't know why I like that so much. Big guy. I like that this game just has no fluff, no filler. It just throws you straight in. It didn't even teach me the controls and I'm just slashing away and having a great time. $5 well spent. This might be my actual favorite one so far. I really want to know what X does. I love this game. I like that game. I can tell you now out of every game on this video today, that is the one I'm gonna play later tonight. I was actual loving that game and that is why I love doing these videos because I don't think I would have ever tried that on my own. And now let's play the moment you've all been waiting for, Peach Ball. Can we get Peach Ball hype in the chat please? Thank you guys. I appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm actually not live right now but if you wanted to have that kind of interaction, you could follow me on Twitch. This is a kind of game that like I wouldn't even want Kim walking in the room and catching me playing. At least I'd have an excuse right now. A flimsy one but I'd have one. Oh, why is there so much text? I'm gonna lick you up. Lick. Lick, lick. Ah, I've been licked all over. What kind of game is this again? Is it volleyball? When do I get to play? I don't know if I can show this. I might have to blur this cutscene. I feel weird even dancing to this. Oh, oh, hi. So the game hasn't started yet. That was all like the intro cutscenes? Another load screen. This game makes you work for it. More cutscenes. Now we're back here again. Oh my gosh. Every time it loads something in, I hope it's the game. Another load screen. More cutscenes. All right, we found the game. Okay, can you not bring up tutorials in the middle of a pinball game? You know how frustrating that is? Why is that one stuck? My left flipper keeps getting stuck and it's not working. It's not working! What the heck? Oh no, what have I done? I don't know if it's a good thing, but I feel like I'm getting better at the game. Oh, yay, my second sexy challenge. Okay, cool. Great. If there's one game you're gonna buy today, I highly recommend buying, uh, Arcane. I highly recommend buying Arcane. I actually really like that one. Honestly, I didn't mind a few of them. I think I'm gonna keep playing subsurface. Castle of Heart wasn't bad either. Timberman Versus was fun for like 15 cents. Make your own mind up. Play whatever games you want to play. If I introduced you to a weird and exciting new world of video games today, let me know down below. Remember to check out today's video sponsor. I love you all so much and I'll see you all in the next video. I'm getting out of here. I'm gonna go take a cold shower.