Presenting My Immortal, the most horrible, hannis piece of shit to ever grace the Internet. In this story, Every single Harry Potter character is turned into a goth, satanist, emo, vampire, or some combination thereof, with spelling and grammar bad enough to kill rats.
Edit: HOLY CRAP 4000 VIEWS. Jesus! I love each and every one of you guys who watched this!
Edit 2: HOLY SHIT, ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!