 Welcome to the zealandformer podcast. I am your host Alfred Tavex on this fine Monday night at 8 o 3 p.m Which means when we are recording this tonight. I am joined by two fantastic men First is our own Colin say hi Colin He has a kazoo in case you can count and then we're also joined today by a very special guest my friend Ty Say hi hi So we don't have a lot of news well, we got some news this week, but nothing too too big But we're gonna go through it all and then I have another thing at the very end planned Try to do that every week now Just have something different plan next week is gonna be a little bit more interesting but first and foremost let's get to the news so Recent report came out a few days ago about a day ago or today saying that tantalist the company that worked behind Twilight Princess HD is developing games for the Nintendo switch the CEO of the company said I can confirm that we're working on switch And I've been for some time our titles have haven't been announced as of yet, but keep an eye out for more news soon We've always worked with Nintendo platforms And now of course after Twilight Princess HD our relationship with Nintendo is stronger than ever I expect fans will look back through Nintendo's catalog and think about titles Which they'd like us to bring to the switch and everyone should feel free to make suggestions on our Facebook page So I'm gonna toss that question to you guys What what do you think that they'd be working on like what do you hope they're working on and Just just have a ball with that one I mean, I was gonna I'm quickly looking up like Games they have made that aren't Twilight Princess HD. So I have a really good idea of What they've worked on in the past? Wow, not much Mean there's like a there's like a shitload of license stuff like just Pete like like console ports of Just games I Don't know they have house of the dead on here Let's bring ask Sega to bring house of the dead to Nintendo switch like a remake or just like a new game all of them all four of them I wouldn't and The one that I for overkill there we go In terms of Nintendo franchises, I think we can all agree that urban champion needs a HD remaster Urban champion is the greatest game of all time if you own a 3ds and you you don't own the 3d classics version of urban champion You my friend are bad at video games. It's just you're you're not good So you want an urban champion HD port to the switch Yes, okay. Well, you could drop that on their Facebook page. Just let them know What about yeah, what about you Ty? What are you looking forward to or what do you hope? I think I mean Based on their work with Twilight Princess I'd be I wouldn't be surprised at all if they weren't possibly working on a skyward sword HD Especially with you hear that It's urban champion Fucking bring it to the switch Also, yeah, I was gonna make a joke about skyward sword HD, but yeah, well, I mean especially with body or um, I think it was Al Numa a While back he was asked about, you know, Twilight Princess HD Or not probably there's a possibility of skyward sword HD and he said it You know, it's it's a possibility or you know, it could definitely happen or something So, I don't know that that just seems like something that that might happen in terms of non Zelda games whatever reason I feel like Super Mario Sunshine might be a game that they Might want to make an HD remake for I don't know what makes it just for some reason I feel like that that particular game is You know one that's prime for a for an HD remake Above you know some others. I don't know it's really tough to say that there's so many things they could do You know, basically their entire Catalog we and you know be prior Yeah, I mean I could see a Super Mario Sunshine HD remake I think that'd be cool. We could do graphics and updated graphics for it Oh man, we get to see the opening cutscene. That's like 10 minutes long where Mario says full sentences and in Full glorious HD and it's still gonna be really uncomfortable. I feel like we've had this conversation before Colin Did we have that on the previous podcast? I We can't there's no way to talk about sunshine without me going on about house about that game Yes, that it's so fucking weird that Mario says full sentences. I'm sorry. I don't like it I'm sorry. It makes you uncomfortable But I think that'd be a great game to come to HD You know, we'd get new paint textures and stuff and that game was already beautiful on the Gamecube doesn't really hold up on a big screen TV though Everything's really pixelate. Well, that's because that's because um You don't have the fucking $200 Gamecube component cables like I do so unless you're calling then it doesn't look yeah You see or you could just get the component cables for the way. It's the same goddamn thing Let's see I My hope I don't know I'm probably one of the few people that that still holds on to hope that more of these games are coming but I'd like to see like Gale of darkness or Pokemon Colosseum get an HD port to the switch with like You know as much as I'd like to see that I'd also like to see Continuations on those with all the Pokemon, but those are great games I mean if I'm gonna be complete like actually serious urban champion. No, but actually I don't know. I feel like I would love to see I was thinking about this the other day and I would love to see a collection of remakes of Some of Nintendo's older kind of arcadey games for the NES none of like the really like big-name stuff like Mario Brothers But like baseball and pinball and and golf and stuff like that So like just actual 3d model remakes of those are just like yeah, okay? I mean not just sports games, but you know stuff like radar scope and stuff like that I feel like that'd be really cool. It seems like Nintendo really wants to kind of Bring back this this this air of nostalgia to like oh remember when Nintendo Did a port of joust for the NES like stuff like that I think would be really cool to see kind of brought back I mean they keep bringing back the goddamn game and watch they might as well Yeah, I mean it's it's it's hard to tell with Nintendo because Everything's on the table for them. It seems like in terms of remaking games though. I wouldn't be shocked if we got Ocarina of time HD remake for the switch like that's that's almost the next inevitable step that we're gonna see would we or do you Think they're just gonna stick to their guns of having the 3ds ports do that I don't know because I think that The Majora's mask was on 3ds and not we you was kind of telling of that But I also ran with kind of the same engine So like they just ported it over and took those assets over but I don't know I feel like Ocarina times too big of a Game for them to just kind of leave on the handhelds and For them to like oh, we're gonna rebuild it with HD textures and you know put it on the Nintendo switch You know updated with all these different things and I mean I could see that happening at some point I don't know if that's the game they're working on If it was up to me, I'd get an HD remix or HD remastered of Luigi's mansion, but that's probably never gonna happen That'd be nice. I mean Really when I like Unfortunately as of right now, we can only really talk about HD remakes because that's really all that this company is done But like I mean if we want to talk about games that I would love to actually see come to the switch as in new installments of franchises. Oh boy But um Actually, if we're gonna talk about Gamecube remakes fuck it eternal darkness HD. Let's do it Let's do it the rights to that or no, they might I thought I heard I thought I saw some kind of article a while But this might be a few years back now about them like renewing the trademark or maybe that was them not renewing it Either way, I think I think they did just for whatever reason yeah But they like to do that with their trademarks regardless of whether they're using it or not so it's that could mean anything Yeah I mean, there's a lot of like I we're probably gonna see another resident evil game on the switch. Probably another remastered I mean, that's they're just shoveling those things out now I mean I pretty much anything that you could think of that's already kind of being developed Might get an HD ring and this is this is kind of like in the same vein But not really do you guys think that we're gonna see then Final Fantasy 7 on the switch? Yeah, maybe Yeah, it's I mean if it sells I mean I think it really comes down to if whether or not the switch sells It's really it's really hard to pinpoint if games that are coming out in 2017 are gonna be released on the switch or whether or not developers are gonna wait first Yeah, and and then Port later because I mean right now we still don't know I Mean we still don't know aside from Breath of the Wild and like one random Okay, aside from Breath of the Wild to Dragon Quest games a just dance game Sanic generations to and some Oculus Rift game that no one gives a shit about no Mario's coming to like a new Mario game But here's a thing well Nintendo even said was like well what you just saw wasn't confirmed I think they say also Pikmin 4. There's no way Pikmin 4 isn't coming to the switch at this point When it comes to Nintendo, but not you know they said you know and the third party is that I've also shown games On that like that's that I was a skyrim, you know They said that there's there's no official game announced So it's just cuz I think they're not ready to officially formally announced these games But I think we can well yeah assume that these are actually coming I Mean I I don't doubt for a second that like that Mario game is real. Yeah Just I'm just putting out the precedent that it hasn't been actually announced yet But they wouldn't focus on it so much if it wasn't real Do you think that all those companies would like I said would port skyrim over or you know What have you over to the NX or switch? Sorry in hopes of like expanding their audience then because there are people that only have Nintendo consoles and they don't buy PlayStation they don't buy Xbox do you think they'd see that as a worthwhile adventure then? maybe I mean That would get bring a pretty good point You know that company because all they've really done in the last couple of years have been doing as I said ports And HD remakes, so maybe they're actually focused on porting third-party titles over to the switch and helping out, but I Don't know um in terms of whether or not third-party Ports and remakes would allow people to come over. I think so. I think they just have to be timed decently Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I'm saying like I don't see Activision releasing like infinite warfare on the switch But whatever game whatever call of duty game comes next. Yes, they might they just have to actually like Include support for things like DLC. Well, I mean they've always they've always done that But like you said they never really keep the support going for it like black ops 2 came out for the black ops 2 had one map Ghosts had one map. Yeah That was it like it was more along the lines of like an obligatory. Hey this thing is out We might as well just get yeah the game out onto these consoles But I think that we might see with the NX more partners gosh dang it the switch More partnerships with third-party companies being like okay Well, this isn't just another obligatory console that we need to make a crappy ps2 port for like this is something that we can Actually make games for and actually like Taylor our games to like Taylor ports to That being said, I I sure hope so. I mean, I think they'd be great. I mean like so far That's what we're here. I want Tom Calancie's rainbow six siege to on the switch. I want to be able to Sit on a plane and play online with my fellow dads over the internet and scream It's a siege while like blowing up walls And everyone looks at me like a madman your battery life's gonna die really fast I'll plug it into the the thing the little outlet. I don't care See, I think the the portability of Switch is probably gonna be like I feel that's the Bigger draw than just getting you know the Nintendo audience because the Nintendo our audience seems to largely ignore third parties for the Most part, but I think there's gonna be a whole new audience with switch that want to see these, you know these normal these console games on the go With with switch and I feel like that's why we're seeing such a strong Presence of third-party support at the beginning if rumors are to be believed apparently according to a newspaper report Apparently when you have the tablet in the docking station, it's gonna get a terabyte and a half of power Which is more than a ps4. Yeah, but then once you Take it off the docking station and you're using it on the go It's gonna be like three-quarters of a terraflop Which is like slightly less than the Xbox one, but then you have to consider the fact that the screen is 720p Yeah, so that that wouldn't be So killing the resolution wouldn't be that big of a deal And that makes sense considering you wouldn't want to Terraflop and a half capable handheld or else you're I mean anyone who's ever owned a gaming laptop will tell you the thing will Just die Within the hour, yeah So we kind of got a topic there. That's okay. That's what we do But under the next we have no topics. This is anarchy There's anarchy when I'm in charge So this There's your cuisine for waiting for that. So November 2nd Nintendo rolled out the update the huge update for Animal Crossing New Leaf included with that were 50 plus amiibo cards and Figurines that you could add that they're shoveling out And then you could also add this is kind of where it ties in so I'm not just throwing this out there You can add splatoon characters and clothes using the Marie and the other one. I forgot the name Callie. Oh my god Those two amiibos you can get characters in Animal Crossing moving your town that resemble them or you could use Legend of Zelda amiibos and get medley Ganondorf a pona or wolf link into your town and You can also get items from them and get different things from them They also roll out a bunch of other features and actually got me to play the game again Which I haven't played apparently a year according to all my villagers But yeah, I got back into it Keeping me going for now. Um, they've also added in case you guys are wondering Daily challenges where you can go throughout the day and then you know Sell X amount of apples catch this bug sell whatever it is But they'll have daily challenges to keep you coming back. Which is kind of nice So what are your guys thoughts on this new update? I'm sure my sister is a static Have you not played Animal Crossing in a while called she has my cartridge. Oh, I can't play it But I mean, I guess it's fine because these changes sound cool and I guess she'll enjoy the game more I'm yeah, I'm loving the update. Um, I like like you. I It's bad my town like most of my I still haven't cleaned up my town from how just Know what I was doing last time I played there was items all over the ground. My house is a mess I don't know so but the new features are great. I'm loving the amiibo You know, I have a wolf link in my town now It's it's awesome. It's really gotten me to play to the whole community the Animal Crossing community seems to be You know coming alive again, which is really nice to see. Yeah Like my fiance had played in a while and she got back into it because of the update So it's it's done its job What are the sales of Animal Crossing new leaf it really makes me wonder like how well that game has sold for them to Continuously update it. Yeah, they've been giving updates for bigger and better things. Yeah, like they haven't been like a couple of years now Yeah, let me look that up real quick Because the game came out like what a year before Mario Kart 8 and it's still getting DLC After Mario Kart 8 got deals stopped getting DLC sold a total of 9.7 million units worldwide Honestly, I was kind of expecting a little more but still holy shit. Yeah, that's a lot and that you know, it's still when it came out Whenever came out that is like roughly a sixth of what the 3ds is sold. Isn't yeah that came out October or sorry November 8th No, June 9th in America, okay And then what year 2013? Yeah, exactly the November 8th in Japan 2012 and Europe got it like a few days later than us And so like that's still a big number From yeah, that is dates. Oh, they've kept it going like there's they'd still send out updates like hey You've got this thing from Nintendo whenever you logged into the game So I think it's a worthwhile venture and they thought it was more worthwhile to go ahead and add Completely new sections to the game and things that are completely new which you know, it was great You know, I feel like I not that I have a brand new game But it extended the life for animal crossing new leaf for me for however long that's going to be Just pretty cool Yeah, yeah, I think another part of their plan is that they've got the December 2nd, I believe along with the new amiibo. They're releasing a A new version of the game that includes the update and everything and we're crossing new leave welcome amiibo So they're probably expecting to get a lot of new players in with that and it's probably I Think they're probably expecting it to be one of their big amiibo titles to to push because they've got you know All those animal crossing amiibo that are sitting there. Unfortunately not selling very well So maybe new leaf will change that. I don't know. Yeah, I mean this kind of goes into our next topic, too Is was calling pointed out earlier before the podcast started is that Nintendo is releasing on November 25th? two versions too limited edition versions of the new Nintendo 3ds not the XL version just the standard version Yeah, the good one for a hundred dollars, which is just a little bit more expensive than the 2ds Which is already $80 and which is what the 2ds misses, you know, obviously like glasses-free 3d and this this stand this Handheld is half the price of the new 3ds XL and they have these new ones have like Mario mushroom kingdom prints on the back But kind of like I was saying like, you know, you think maybe they're releasing these close to each other thinking well we've got these new new new new 3ds is out and Now we'll have like a quote-unquote new animal crossing game to bring out And Colin you said you were planning on getting one of these. Oh, absolutely Um, I got to say I owned the original 3ds at launch and it was an uncomfortable It's not very comfy and then I got the XL and it's so comfy and then I got the new 3ds XL And it's pretty damn comfy and then I tried out the new 3ds At Nintendo New York and I was like wow, this is what the original should have been It's not the size of like three Samsung note 7s like taped together. So There you go So, yeah, no, I'm excited to get one if they don't sell out by the time I'm able to Head to Best Buy. I think they're gonna be popular I know I have a number of friends who have been waiting holding out and not updating their you know Because they wanted specifically the small in black My roommate refused to update because he wants the black one not a white one So I there's a lot of people out there who they're probably gonna be you know Russian to get this You know, I feel bad for my sister because she just went out and bought a 2ds Few days ago about a month ago. So she's missing out But moving on then and there's they're cheap enough that I can just trade in my old 3ds XL And probably make all of it back. Yeah, cuz I think they those things go for like what 80 so and then some yeah Yeah So moving on There's been a rumor that's been going around Past few days. I guess it was really popular today. It's not everywhere was that Somehow someone got the idea and this has been going on for a while as well The Kingdom Hearts 3 is being released on the switch. Oh my fucking God really Collin stong I am But we've been sick all week. So we the rumor is that it's coming to the Nintendo switch And you know, that's part half half unbelievable because I don't think we're ever gonna get Kingdom Hearts 3 but We the rumor is that it's coming to Nintendo switch and that they've already screened as much support Which you know, they have on the whole graph that Nintendo made or that the graphic or whatever But this kind of goes along with what we're saying earlier in terms of the morning to bring in a new audience But here's the thing is that no other Kingdom Hearts games have come. Well, that's not true. No core mainline Number normally numbered Kingdom Hearts games have come to a Nintendo console See people have said that and yet They're also releasing Kingdom Hearts 3 on the Xbox one. I know which is weird That's what I'm thinking though at the same time apparently that version was canceled, but maybe only in Japan No idea who actually knows anymore. Yeah, who knows the Square Enix in general Yeah, Square Enix is really there. I don't know but they it wouldn't surprise me though because with Square Enix is close to Nintendo recently and The Kingdom Hearts series while like you said no mainline numbered games There have been a lot of Kingdom Hearts games on Nintendo handhelds and In switch with the console and handheld portion like I don't know. It just seems like it. It's not crazy I think it could happen Yeah, I mean, I don't see any reason to not think that not think that it will not think that it won't that it Won't come there's no reason to think that it won't come to the switch Yeah, but we'll see like again. We don't 100% know the specs on the power of the switch We can only postulate and Take guesses only knows that it runs Unreal Engine 4 and that Kingdom Hearts 3 runs on Unreal Unreal Engine 4 So that's really about it. So it may come and may not we're not gonna make any promises because we don't know Obviously, we're guessing it might I mean Square Enix is like desperate for a hit right now Yeah, you can you can really tell by the way they're going like really all out on Final Fantasy 15. So That'd be an interesting game to see it on the on the switch But I don't know it. Yeah Well, it's a late several times so better be good. Yeah, but then they released the the platinum demo and it was Awful compared to the dust game demo. Yeah. Oh lordy But yeah, that's all we have for news topics, like I said really not a lot happened just rumors and guessing of things and Somebody asked we have like one guess question on Facebook and one of them was in Spanish Really understand it translate it using Bing. What I did and it was it the person asked Is why can't you Basically, why can't you play the game or why doesn't the game save after you beat Ganon in Zelda games? And I don't know because video games don't do that Well, like it's because Zelda is a game that has a beginning middle and really nothing like Like you do everything before the final battle with Ganon and then that's supposed to be the end of the game That's that's a similar video games. Usually don't save at the end of the game Unless it's like an open world game like Borderlands or something where yeah beat the the final boss And it's like, oh, well, there's an afterstore an epilogue or whatever Um And then we got another question This is another simple one Brandon Murphy said possible times at breath of wild could be shown off again I think that the next time we're going to see that game is at the switch reveal in January. Yeah, there you go Answered your own question there pal. Yep. I think that that's that's where that's gonna come up urban champion 4k January 5th Nintendo switch reveal calling it now Suck on that one. Emily Rogers. You don't you don't got shit on me. I got high quality top tier rumors. You were just gonna say you were high. I was like, I doubt it. Yep. There you go. There you go We could see some footage possibly at the game awards Oh, yeah, that's a thing. That's what he saw the first, um You know, we had we had that gameplay demo a while back Was that last year or was that the year before it's been so long years ago? I mean at the at the rate Nintendo has been dropping, uh Gameplay footage it could come out whatever Because they true because I mean it seems like every other week They're like, oh new gameplay trailer for breath of the wild shows link walking place Yeah, it's like the same footage of like different footage of the same thing so far Can I just can I just like say something about breath of the wild real quick? I I didn't mention this like When the switch was announced and it bothers me. So I'm gonna do it. Um Okay, there was one thing I did not like about the breath of the wild gameplay Uh in the switch reveal trailer and that is I don't know if anyone else is gonna know what I'm talking about But the music sounded like one of those Windows xp remixes that you'd find on youtube back in the day where they would make songs using like the window sounds I mean for the switch trailer in general or just the breath of the wild the breath of the wild section Of the switch trailer. I have no idea. I didn't catch that at the at the beginning of the trailer before it starts playing Yeah, they have some breath of the wild footage with music presumably from breath of the wild and it sounds like Every windows error sound effect like And click like put together in a weird remix. I swear to god listen to it again You're gonna be able to unhear it or you won't be able to unhear it Hell i'm just gonna here we're gonna Right now real live 2016. We're gonna you guys can listen to it. It's in like the first 10 seconds I Go go for it do it do it right there. No, I don't i'm not gonna play it over my speaker Oh, well, yeah, I'll just put it in the video. Yeah, that's like right where my face is Um, we'll play it. I'll pause everything else Um, so yeah, that's that's callin's tangent that i've inserted Into maybe even put in a clip of one of those windows xp remixes So you know what i'm talking about if it sounds like it will do this I told this to bryhard. He used to work at zeldin former and he said Fuck you callin so I guess i'm right Okay, so We don't have any more fan topics or news topics, but I do have Something that I want us to talk about and Collin, I want us to carefully and calmly debate About these topics. Oh So so carefully and calmly So I just want to go around and talk about our favorite game and our least favorite game. Oh Mamma mia, that's a spicy deal. Smeal So your favorite game and then your least it doesn't have to be on a nintendo console. It could be on any urban champions. No, um Favorite game is gonna have to be doom The original or yeah the original doom, uh, I think in terms of Okay, the the the phrase the citizen kane of gaming is passed around a lot um Just willy nilly and as much as I hate that term and as much as everyone hates that hates that term um I get what people mean when they say it because citizen kane was a game Ha, whoa citizen kane was a movie. It was a movie film that I own on laser disc that uh That changed the course of how Movies were made in terms of direction in terms of style in terms of cinematography It paved the way for pretty much all modern cinema that we have now And I think when it comes to video games, there's only two I can think of that actually um Carry that because no one called citizen kane like the citizen kane of movies until like 40 years after that happened So we we can't just like go like oh, yeah titanfall 2 is a citizen kane because it's brand new We we don't know what effect it's going to have on the industry until years from now But I've always thought that If there is a citizen kane of gaming it would have happened to have it would have had to have happened in the early 90s um Right around the introduction of 3d and I think the two games that really really Cover that are doom and super mario and super mario 64 But I think doom just edges it out for being three years younger In terms of gameplay in terms of level design in terms of just overall Just mechanics Doom has not aged a day since december 10th 1993 No matter what platform you play it on even if you play it on the latest like Gaming rig or if you play it on the 386 docks machine or even like the fucking snesport it is still perfectly manageable from front to back and one of the best experiences you'll ever have So what's your least favorite game? Now that's the tricky one because I've played a lot of garbage in my day. Um Gorsh, I don't I don't Because I know what you want me to say You can't say no man's guy. I'm not gonna say no man's guy I know you want me to say the last of us because you're an edgy teenager No, I love the last I know, but that's why you because you want me to Say things and then we curse words and it's gonna be funny xd Um, what is the worst game I've ever played? I mean, I can tell you the worst game I've played in the last three weeks Sure mafia three Yeah, that's I thought that was coming up too. Mafia three is a game that is fundamentally broken not just from a Just the glitches are gone. They're all gone At least on the xbox one version the game is no longer glitching out But the game is still broken on a mechanical level I can't believe they released a game like this in this year and then they say Oh to make our money back. We have to sell eight million copies. Where the hell did the budget go? Um, I really don't know What the worst game of all time is because I or at least what my least favorite game of all time because I've I collect video games for a living high. That's what I do And I mean I've played tons of crap And I mean there's there's stuff that can that I've either like played for a second And then just thrown away because it's it's garbage or I could do things that like personally offend me like 007 legends. I don't really know but like That seems to be a harder question for me as as cynical as I am I I'm always hard to define. What is the worst thing to me? Then what is the best thing? Be a mafia through you right now Okay, tangent. What about you ty? Okay, so That's a that's a um, so in terms of My personal favorite not like, you know Best of all time or anything personally I I really See, I always want to answer the latest super smash for this game, but that feels like Oh, yeah, wait, I'm sorry to cut you off. I should have fucking said this I I'm also under double under the belief that what you think is the best game of all time Shouldn't also be your favorite game of all time. Yeah, doom doom has always been my favorite before I actually thought about How it is as of like how it stands as one of the greatest games ever but Yeah Yeah, I wasn't sure if you were going with you know, like if you were saying that doom is your favorite or Yeah, no, that's I totally get that. Um Yeah, um I mean in terms of what game I just love to play, you know I I'm a big nintendo guy, you know, I Play pretty much everything nintendo. So I love smash brothers. Um, I love saccharized games in general Um, uh, nintendo crossover developed by saccharides. Like, uh, that's the best thing ever So, yeah, I I love my super smash brothers. Um If i'm gonna not count that though just because I don't I always feel like that's that's like a Like that's cheating. I don't know Um, uh It's so tough because it really depends based on, you know, are we talking in terms of a multiplayer experience? Are we talking in terms of like a a great adventure? Um I In terms of like just in general, um, kind of Based on, you know, all the aspects like that I'd probably have to say currently Kid Icarus uprising. Um, I Love love love kid Icarus uprising. Um, again another uh, saccharized game as well behind that It's uh, it had Great multiplayer on top of a great single player. Um, the the dialogue was great The it looked phenomenal on the 3ds Make great use of the 3d and everything it just it did every it It did a lot of things so right. Um, I don't I love that game I know a lot of people it can be divisive, you know divisive among people With the controls and all I personally didn't have a problem. So I I love the game. Um In terms of least favorite that's that's that's Geez, I don't know I'm when it comes to gaming I tend to be a a very positive person. I don't like to uh You know speak negatively negatively about games much because I figure like, you know Video games are a form of entertainment why I'm wasting my time complaining So I I generally don't I try to find enjoyment from all the games I play Of course, I enjoy some more than others as anyone would Uh, so when it comes to games that I have played and like games that I own and have played At least some of you know more than like a minute. Um I probably have to say Sonic boom rise of lyric I I I own that game. I'm a sonic fan. So, you know, I want to I want to play all the sonic games I I still have not played more than like maybe an hour of that game. Um, it's just so It feels so soulless like I don't know I don't I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't play I tried playing through it with a friend and we had to put it down. It's like, uh, this isn't fun Yep What about you? So this is hard for me because I have a lot of favorite games Um, where does the debate part come into this as well? Well, you'll So you won't you probably won't disagree with my favorite games, but you're probably in this good. Okay Um, so like my favorite, this is gonna sound so stereotypical My favorite game of all time No, no, no It's it's probably it's a tie between two games and one is undertale Oh, oh, I don't think I've ever enjoyed a game that much I know I'm sorry you can grow Um And then the other games like my other favorite games. They're all on gamecube So like like the honorable mentions get like Kirby's air ride. Oh, yes Great game. Uh, then you've got Pikmin 2, which is probably like my third favorite Roll it back. I know what the worst video game I've ever played is Oh my god, I can't I don't know how this slips out. Uh, okay So there is this flintstones game on the sega master system And it is you know more it is no I have to talk about this. It is one of the most Maddening pieces of like of just entertainment I've ever played just just to give you a heads up of the I'm going to give you the whole game It's only four levels long. Okay Level one. Fred must paint the wall It is what wall there is a wall in the in the flintstone household and basically fred is like well My I want to go bowling and then Wilma is like, okay, but you gotta you gotta paint the wall and so fred The whole level Is is fred with a paintbrush or it's a Little dinosaur. It's meant to be a paper because it's a living he goes to he goes to a paint bucket And he paints a wall He even gets up on a ladder paints the top moves to the bottom paints the bottom Refills the paintbrush moves the ladder. He has to paint the whole fucking wall Um During this time you have an rng based pebbles who will just break out of her crib and draw On the wall thus fucking up your progress and you're on a timer You you have to do this within like a minute and a half or else you you have to do the whole wall over again The second level Is is you gotta drive to the bowling alley Uh along the way Fred will just ram into rocks Thus causing the fucking spokes of his Foot car to break off and he has to go scramble off pick up the wheels Lift up the car reattach the wheels and head on driving and that's also on a timer and even worse If you fucked up the timing in the first level It fucks up this timing in the second level and you can actually like Arrived at the bowling alley and it'll be like oh, it's closed Gotta start the game over again Third level is you have to beat Barney in a bowling game It sucks. It's just a shitty bowling minigame and then Somehow pebbles get stuck in a sky fortress So you have to scale Up a tall building and save pebbles from a sky fort. I don't know what And you gotta bring her back And that's it. The whole game is like 10 minutes total, but my god, it will take you hours to beat it And maybe I'll just get footage of that and the whole time the whole I can actually give you footage the whole time All you hear is The whole time Was that just was that whole thing just a setup so you could play the gizu no it wasn't Oh my god, if you want to learn more If you want to learn more about the flintstones for master system, there's there's two really good resources There's a the no death run of flintstones for a second master system on youtube or b my personal preferred source Austin eruption of arcadia's top 10 worst licensed game videos I make a cameo because I actually own this piece of shit and I recorded the footage and I sent it into him And oh my god Oh my god Go on So my I guess my my top favorite game I always say luigi's mansion. I love that game. It's a good I I play it through like every year like four or five times just because I freaking love that game Um didn't like dark moon as much lacked everything that the original had that made it great Thank you. Um And it's just it's my favorite game of all time. It's amazing. Everything about it's amazing. It's perfect. You know, it's great My least favorite game Um, so obviously since it's a zell informal podcast and I haven't said that no man's sky is a disappointment yet There's my obligatory no man's sky is a disappointment. Um But and you're gonna have to let me explain myself. So I I acknowledge what this game did for gaming and how how revolutionary it was Um to have this this big game come out, um And it was probably it was great for its time. Just I don't think it held up I don't think the gameplay held up graphics didn't I mean my least my least favorite game is is final fantasy seven Oh, and I I just I don't think that that game is is good anymore like it was it's like Oh, yeah, this came out on two discs for the the playstation and it was actually amazing because it's three discs Because it's a huge game as revolutionary. You have like this open world and this overarching story I'm gonna ask you something that fun uh I'm not Don't worry. I'm not a big final fantasy person. So you're off the hook, but Have you played final fantasy eight? No, have you played been told that six and eight are better who the fuck told you eight was better Who did that? It's so much worse No Well, I guess there you go. No eight is worse Seven whatever seven might be overrated, but eight is no Oh Six is better though. So I should play I should play eight and then come back and talk about how much I dislike it And you should play ten two Ten two or ten as well. No, just ten two Okay, because that's that's oh and 13 to fantasy 13 as well or 13 number 13 13 dose Okay, all right Yeah, that's that's the confusing part at least it doesn't get like 365 over. Oh and mystic quest Final fantasy builders explorers All right, so I think that's it for the least favorite As much contention as I thought we would I just always expect an argument with I always expect him to say something No, you have to say actually bad games Yeah, my like my least favorite game is like something or my favorite game something terrible. No, um, I have good taste Listen, like like I'm used to this. I'm used to this squabble of people being like Oh, I have such a contrarian opinion on video games. Oh, yeah, what's your least favorite game of all time? You know I didn't I didn't care for ocarina. It's like wow Get in line I feel like you're throwing shots at Nate right now because that's what he says every time we bring up least favorites. I see Yeah, he's like, I just I still I can't know anybody else does Because then he says well, my favorite cell game is all the two. He's at least he's a man for my heart Yeah, ocarina of time Which is a great game. It's just those are two contrary opinions. No, exactly. I mean, I I love I love zelda 2 I love me some zelda 2 don't get me wrong. It's great. But um, yeah, no, I wouldn't I wouldn't put I'm not that much of an edgelord. I wouldn't put ocarina at the bottom I I own the cdi at the cdi games. I can't fucking I can't say ocarina's bad and oh no I pay in money and I own a cdi. I I can't I can't do that I'm sorry that you had to put yourself through that There you go because you obligatory kizu whenever call it And in no matter what Nate says, I'm just gonna have to title this one like zelda and former episode 24 urban champions Urban champions and kizus like this is not even say anything about what we discussed just those oh and flintstones Oh, no, just call it zelda and former episode 24 granddad Okay, so that's all I have for that but There's like a slight announcement I want to make for next week in case you guys want to stick around So I'd Nate doesn't know this yet. He knows kind of about it yet next next week after our Our favorite games or whatever favorite whatever we're going to talk about in gaming Donald Trump No, no, I want to stay sane Well, this isn't really a good way to stay sane Nate and I are gonna eat a habanero pepper each and then Recite our favorite monologues from a movie or a tv show wait really That's so fucking basic Bring me on I'll have a ghost pepper If you I'll order the I don't know where to I'll order the fucking like like towering inferno level hot wings from my local, uh Uh Place I'd like to get buffalo wings from and I'll and I'll I'll read a book I'll do what I did on the I'll do what I did on the uh the last podcast Uh, not the latin Back on the old zelda informer where if we didn't have enough content we just cut to like 20 minutes of me reading a novel Does anyone miss those I do that was fun You should petition Nate to just get you reading a novel as part of like a regularly scheduled program But yeah, that's that's what my plan is for now um, if you the listener Want us to do anything weird that is legal and doesn't involve getting naked on on screen um We will we will do our best to do it and spice things up each week and make things fantastic and wonderful and great for You guys who don't pay us a dime for this and I I do this for fun. Yeah, you bet. Yeah That's that's what it is this for my pain for your entertainment. That's what this will become I guarantee it But yeah, I think that's all we have for this week. Um, so where can they find you if they want to follow you guys Are you actually going to put a link in the description or my username on screen? So I don't have to constantly fucking spell it. I will I will put it on screen and I will it'll be right under your name pretty much the entire time I remember there was a couple episodes ago Um Yeah, I imagine if you're if you're looking or listening or watching or however you If you are injecting this podcast directly into your arteries with a cocking gun My name is going to be printed somewhere Pertaining to where you are enjoying this So look there if not calling Ram Not Caloone calling All right, there you go. I'm just not I'm not putting it up. Oh my god. I'm gonna fucking slam you All right, Ty, what about you? Um, I'm pretty much Thai force most places. Um, Twitter I don't use it much though. Um Yeah, uh, you can follow me on meavers type horse. I need to use that more often actually, but yeah, um Yeah, add me in me tomorrow if you want Also, I guess you can't really do that. You need to be Facebook friends or Twitter. That's right. That's right Um, people need to use me tomorrow as always. But yeah, I'm at full metal Alfie on Twitter Um, I want to try something new and if you guys really want, I don't know why you'd want to Just something I thought of when I was editing the last one If you want to watch me edit this I'll like snapchat it. Oh And you can you can I'm be all hipster. Wow snapchat it Um, and I think I think that's at full metal Alfamist I thought it was really clever when I did that So that might be it. I'm probably wrong. It might be like proto-alpha or something. I have too many Alfred base names Um Oh, well We'll see if you can find me find me if you want to just know no inappropriate pictures But I have a big mic, but yeah that No, I my girlfriend got me a big mickey mouse For my birthday so I can and and the case. I'll send you my big mic and the cases All right Thank you guys for joining us and we will See you back here. Hopefully next week Yeah, bye. Thanks for having me