 Hello and welcome back to The Craft Box Man, I'm Renandro and Finn and today, we're on episode 60 of the Roach 100 series. Episode 60, oh my god. Today we are in the plaza of conquests, still if you haven't checked out last episode, go do that right now. So, you've come to learn the greatest of arts, the art of war. You don't look very impressive but I'm hoping that you've got some hidden reserve of strength. I'm the master of defense here in Dragon Spire. I teach the means of protection. A shield is just as much a weapon as this sword. You need to think of defensive magic as another form of attack, aimed at your false attack. You can't rely at all on one kind of defense. A gunning enemy will switch attacks to overcome your protection. You must be quick to change tactics based on what is happening in the battle. Think of it as a game of battle ball. Your shield must always be moving to reflect back the attack I could spend years teaching you about defense, but time is short. If you haven't grasped the basics, you're hopeless. Meet me in my tower and we'll see what you've picked up. Okay, let's go and defeat Marvara. Don't get cocky, young wizard. You've learned the art of the attack, but what happens when you cannot land an attack on your opponent? Defense is the key to survival. Defend yourself. Okay, I'm doing the running man. Cobra. Cobra, cobra, cobra. Okay, let's play. At night, I think of you. Can you kill the protection pox? Yeah. Cool. What's happening? I've chosen my card. Your internet must be lagging or something. Probably. It's just that I passed even though I didn't really understand how much it hurts to me when you don't know a God. Yeah, that's why I said kill the protection pox because they're annoying. They shield a lot. They shield a fuck ton. I wonder, is that because they're called protection? Yeah, that is because they're called protection pox. Okay, let's do this amazing feint. Oh, cheeky life player there. Cheeky. Cheeky cheeky. Oh my God. Wow. They literally shield each other, so cute. Couple goals. Goals. I know, right? This is actually goals. They have not protected themselves from me. I know. They're pretty bad. I just card you and you, and we're going to bloodstom. I'll enchant you. We're going to bloodstom. Yo, yo, yo, it's your boy, Dave Vlogs. And it's your boy, skinny penis. Hey, Brute. Yeah. Are you triggered by that move? Yeah, he did. What moves did he do? Oh, shit. You did call! Oh well. Hashtag life moves forwards, you know. At least you're not weakness-ing. Might have just jinxed myself there. Really, I had to hit storms in that. Probably. Damn it. Triggered. Very triggered. I can't kill this guy. I can't kill either. Let's just sand storm. It's a douche. It's a douche. So here comes. Damage over time, plus. This battle is actually hard. It's just... Do you want some more shields or is that... I told you to kill the protection pox. I'm trying to get there, dude. But someone doesn't want to kill the protection pox. But I can't get a fucking good draw. I'm lucky. I'm going to have to reshuffle soon. Just to get blades. Damage over time. Oh, of course you would do that. Absorb. Oh, spirit armor. You absolute... Tosser. You have to use death against that because that passes it. Okay, I can do that. I can do that. I can definitely do that. Yeah, I just have to go for it, you know. One blade, but that's fine. I'm so triggered. That's still a lot of damage on there. He's dead, which is good. And I just destroyed the Absorb, so that's fine. Wow. Amazing. That's actually good damage. Not really. Do you want a heal? Yeah, please. Like, not really. Kill me please. Okay, I'll do another sandstorm. Because that kind of worked. Somehow. Are you going to sandstorm now? I can't. I've got two perps on. Okay, and that has to attack. And then heal. Yeah, do that. Do that. Do you want me to attack? Do you want me to attack the boss? Might as well, to be honest. Just get him out. Like, I can't do any damage to the protection pox, but, you know, if the boss is out, it's kind of okay. Oh, she doesn't ever shield up me. Blah. Blah. Okay. A riffarone. I'm definitely going to have to reshuffle then. Actually reshuffle or risk a spectral blast. There's blade and spectral blast. Why not? Cheeky 47 damage there. Yep. And of course, you shield again. What a surprise. Oh, and I didn't get a powerpuff there. I'm lucky. You take off all the ice shields, and then maybe I can have ice, and it'll, like, go and be lit. Yeah. J.K., he put up another ice shield. Oh, no, he didn't. That's good. Hit ice, plus. I'll kill you. Yeah, that's a good idea. I have, like, 33% chance of it hitting ice, and it hit fire. Of course it did. Still killed. That's good. Okay, that was easy. Just kidding, that was quite hard. I enjoyed that beetle a little bit. Oh yeah, just a little bit. I mean, it wasn't hard fighting-wise, but just frustrating. It's like fighting PvP'ing you. Frustrating, thanks. Put another shield up. Yeah. I'm impressed. Instinct for saving your own hide. That's a good thing. Surviving a battle is the most important part. Talk to Leslo. Leslo, sugar cane. The master of defense is a harsh task, master. But if you're here now, it means you learned something. Good. You're not finished yet, though. Even the strongest warrior cannot squeeze blood from a stone, but a student to his wise can get knowledge from a statue. This statue is one of our greatest enemies, Geroch Shalehart. He and his army of earth elementals fought our armies to a standstill on the plain of shattered shields, and for that we honor him among our own. You must summon and defeat Geroch's greatest champion in combat to show that you are capable of upholding the proud military. Go to the crystal stand and place this crystal upon it. Concentrate for a moment. When it's stored within it will then manifest in physical form. Okay. Do you want to come over here before I summon it? So you can use the crystal as well? No, it doesn't. I'm doing it now. It kind of is a secret, Brenton. No, it doesn't. See, I can come in. What you talking about, Fam? What you talking about, Willis? Yeah, pretty much. I'm going to summon it just for LOL. I'm going to reflip to see if I can summon it. Okay. It's about 7000. Okay. I am going to put it on a fame now. Okay. Okay, let's do this. This should be not too hard. 7800 much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 278, you're dead, man. You're dying. So you're dead? You're dying. You've got a phantom on this, right? Yeah, I said that. How she was? Nope, okay. Okay, game. You can hate me. That's fine. Oh, Miss, what's this? Oh, Cyclops. No! Cheeky. Getting to the point where I might need to heal myself. You might. Trying to look for my other faint. Once I've got my other faint, I'll probably not judgment. I was going to judgment, but I probably won't. I'll probably just do a spectral blast. Yeah, I might have to spectral blast. I could probably hit for mass at the moment, probably. No, his life. Yeah, but I've got a vampire. But he's got a death shield, minus 80. True death, actually. Cheeky. So, probably not. May not kill. But we'll try it, you know. See how it goes. Storm? Nope, fire. Okay. That's fine. You can hit if you want now. Yeah! Are you going to hurt, or? I am. Yeah. He's going to die. Not quite, but he's going to die. It's just going to hate some fucking death shields. Stop it, I don't like it. It did like nothing. Cheeky. I'll live for food. 99 damage, amazing. I need to, if I can get those deal shields off, I'd be all good. Okay, I'm fainting again. I'm going to finger myself. No! No! You're bad. I can't even finger myself. I'm triggered. I know. I'm not cutting it out, though. Actually, I might cut out this whole battle. Why? Because it's like boring. Oh, you're going to faint on. I'm hurting now. Okay. Hopefully it hits Storm. I will... Kill myself. Yeah, we'll be lady. We'll be lady. We'll be lady. Hi. 1905, congrats. That's like your whole health. Nice, congrats. It would have been less if it was Storm, but that's fine. Heya! Cheeky, we hurt there. Solid 98 or 99 damage, I didn't quite see it. I knew it had another 9 or 8 or something. Really a weakness, that's rude. Unlucky. Just kidding, I have a judgement to give that off. Hello! Hello! 300 damage, that's still pretty good. Oh, the stun. But what, you're immune? Oh no, you're not, that's good. Cheeky. My pet is OP. Okay, 2-0-P-5-E. 2-0-P-5-E. He's got 700 health. That did 300. With a weakness. I'm going to judge and do mass. Fire, what? Meteor strike, what? What is this hacks? Oh no, I'm going to wait one more round before I judge. I'm a half-bet human being. Ooh, 4-3. 71 health-bet. Amazing. Blap. Lipricorn. He's cool, isn't he? It's not what it sounds like, that's alright. I didn't say it was. Let's see if this kills. If it doesn't, then... Well, here we go. Yay, we did it. I'll badge elemental banisher. Cool, I didn't. I've obviously killed more elementals than me. Excellent. Why is mine? He was among Gerox's greatest warriors. I fought him to a standstill on the battlefield and now you put him in his place. I'm still my hero. Okay, where are you? Where are you? I think we have to run all the way there, that's unlucky. It's a bit cheeky. Let's run this way. A fire blossom. Okay. Okay. I'm there if you want to port. I'm also there. He's gonna trap us. He's gonna trap us. This might sting a little. Okay, let's go. This shouldn't be too hard. We said that afterwards. He's gonna put traps on us. That's fine though. We're gonna beat you with our own traps. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna faint him twice. Blade and then sandstorm. That's my plan for this. Okay. I guess I'll take out the damage box. I'm blade storming. I mean sandstorming. Are you kidding me? You can take out that one. That has a shield if you want. That cheeky shield. First tower-shelving box confirmed. See, I can use traps. Choose one on you. You get shrieked, son. Yeah, pretty much. What's this? Oh, a weakness thinks it's good. It's not. Oh, a blade thinks it's good. Oh, a blade thinks it's good. Pretty good. Boop. Nice wee blade there. What's this? What are those? Oh, that's what one took. 47 damage. Pretty good. Taking off the tower shield. Yeah. That's why it's pretty lit, fam. I need more blades. That's a nice fizzle there. That's a nice trap there. That's a nice blade there. That's a nice pass. Ooh, that's a nice life blade. Cheers, fam. Cheers, fam. Cheers, fam. I appreciate it lots. I appreciate that. It's only, it's only useless at the moment. Like when I get spells like Chimera. Chimera. Whatever you say it. I need that blade, man. Cheeky wee vampire there. I saw that. I like a good vampire, dude. Who did you do it on? Not the guy you think I've hit it on. Let's see if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Probably a good thing. And it is a good thing. No, but it's only a fizzle. Unlucky. Unlucky. Unlucky, champ. Sin Stoom. Sin Stoom. Did you read Sin Stoom? Oh my god. I'm dead. I still lost us. I'm dead here, jeez. I'm dead. This could quite be a big damage if you didn't resist. I'm dead, man. Holy shit. You better have those heals, fam. That was pretty bad, messed down. You better have those heals, fam. And at 611 health, then you'd better heal. Hopefully he doesn't kill. Didn't quite kill him. Didn't kill. Why would it be there if I didn't kill? Why would it be there if I killed, I should say? You said I couldn't heal. Yeah well then we wouldn't have to heal because I could just use a potion. Whereas now I have to spend my time trying to figure out how to kill him with low health. Just don't die and I can get a heal. Off. Yeah well I can't tell you when I'm going to die. I don't know what you're going to do. These pit things don't attack and he only had one thing. But you never know, he could have killed me with that. He could have done something really okay. He could have elucidated the fucking, I don't know, one of those again and done like mesh damage. And crit, you know? You never know. And the crit. Yeah you didn't know. No no no. Let us pray that I can kill. You can kill? No I can't, they're balanced. I can kill? Well kill one then. What are you waiting for? War. These guys don't hit so just kill. What is it good for? Please. Now these guys are just being in nuisance because they're still alive. I don't think they've got people hitting for them. They don't. Because not a lot of people choose the balanced skill. The balanced skill is a legit skill that is really good. Yeah but not a lot of people choose it. Yeah they do. Why wouldn't they choose it? It's great for PvP. You can hit, you can solo easily. You get decent damage. It's nowhere near as good as the skews like life is better. I would disagree with that to be honest. Hey! Balance of very versatile skill. Life's quite versatile. You can't really hit. My centaur is OP. PvP with life is pretty bad. Well I mean it's good because everyone flees because they see life and they're like fuck this is going to be a long battle I can't be bothered. But like I would prefer to battle than just be pretty ranking. But um and then like you know what you do you heal. That's about it. What do the balance do? They can hit. They can fizzle. They can um they can blade. They can trap. They can do everything. They can minion. They can heal. That boosts. That was great. You're welcome. That's what I found. Go back up to your prime house. Can I get a fit in? No, it's yellow ticks. Do you like dead? Nope. No? You can't like banter. You can write fat. What about fat with pH? Probably not. Yeah you can actually. Yeah. That's funny. Okay. Let us talk to this guy again. That wasn't too hard actually that battle. Because I don't fucking shield all the time. You'll surprise me. I figured you'd fold like a piece of origami. Instead you handled yourself like a warrior born. Take these lessons to heart. Should we end the episode after this? No, we're finishing off this straight. You've made it back. So apparently you've learned something. Now that you've been through strategy bootcamp, it's time for your next challenge. This is a straight? Yeah. You've yet to face our first great foe. The greatest champion of Dranak, the Shrouded Wizard's army. This very champion fought his way all the way to the throne of Dranak's father to claim it for his lord Dranak. Show me that you will fight for Dranak's father and all it stands for. Use the skills you've been taught and use a crystal to summon Dranak's father and show him what you're made of. You can't compare it to anything because it's unique. You can compare anything you want to compare. You just need evidence to back it up. You might want to come over to me before I summon the thing. The sea lord. Come on. You know, we don't have much longer in this straight. We've literally got two quests to go. And one of them is just talking to a random guy elsewhere. Go! You need a summon. I got pulled. Flee and port to me. Because I'm not fighting this twice. It's kind of good. Oh, that was... both amazing and horrible at the same time. You're just bad. Get some mana and port to me. You coming? Oh, that was kind of amazing. Nice work there, you know. Use the crystal. I'll get him out of your way. Now you get to defeat the sea lord. Yes, he's got 8000 health. Yikes! That cheeky pass there, though. What is he doing? He's saving up something. Tell him why we still have a chance. Yes, that's why I'm double fainting. Double faint, couple blades, and then a judgement. I think that should be good. Storm has literally... cancer, cancer, cancer. Literally, the storm is like, fuck it, I can't drop him. I'm just going to go and hit some bitches. Yeah, pretty much. This is what he was saving up for. He's got an adult mass. I'm telling you right now, 630, that was a lot. I have a bully channel. Cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer. You can actually hit this one. Do you want me to hurt him? No. You're not wasting your time. He's an asshole. He's a retard. He's an asshole who bullies little kids. Yes, T.Y. T.Y. You are welcome, mate. Sounds so kind. Fizzle, cheeky. Cheeky fizz there. Be bad. Cheeky fizzle. Okay. What should I hit? Judgment or spectral blast? I've got the hiccups. I don't know. Are you blading? Yeah, like, of course I'm blading. I want to kill him one shot. Jeez. Can't do that if I'm, like, bad. Oh, thanks. Hopefully, we're hitting this round. Otherwise, I used it too early. No, I'm blading again. Sorry. That's fine. Well-ish. Died. I was actually going to hit if I didn't get a blade, but I got a blade. So, that's unfortunate. I'm lucky. Oh well. And we see if, like, 0% chance of fizzling. I already had 0% chance of fizzling, but that's fine. Yeah, but now you have a 0- 20% chance of fizzling. Yeah. I had a 100%, a 120% chance to not fizzle. Are you hitting? No. I'm blading. Okay. Strategic pass. Yes. Okay, I want you to center when I hit, which will probably be next round. Oh, correct. This killed you last time, nearly. Didn't this? 0 damage. 520. Are you hitting? Yeah. Chewfam. Because, you know, I'm probably going to hit Storm. What did I tell you? You did. Oh, what a man. Still did 1,000. That's pretty decent. I used all those blades for Storm. Dammit. But I nearly did more than you, so you can't yell at me. Yeah, but you had the faints in, like, 8,000 ways. He had minus 80% resist. And I have 1 PS. So he has 79% resist. Oh, f**king damage every time. You would have killed him if he didn't have any PS. Yep, that's what they all say. That's true, though. Actually true. Strategic pass. Oh, yeah. Strategic blade. Question mark. Strategic fizzle. Yeah. Strategic fizzles. Too lit, too quit. Hopefully this hits Fire or Ice. And not Storm. But you never know, it might hit Storm. But no, my luck it probably won't now, since I only have one blade. Nope. It's a new Storm. That's fine. It's really not being your world, has it? Oh, f**k! You spoke too soon for me. I think it's like this world, man, it's like something against us. It's just RNG. I'm not worried. It's not like he's not going to die. He might not. He will die. He's got 4,000 health left. I can always save all my pips for OP judgment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can hit as well, but you do know that, right? No, I don't know. I don't know if I can hit. Oh, you can. Because sometimes you tell me to put paints on, and then when I try and go and then when you hit, that hits Storm and you're like, shit! I'm lucky. Yeah, we can't hit Storm. That's true. I don't quite see your logic in that remark, but that's fine. Hey. I try my best. A thunder snake! 105 damage. Be careful. It's going to kill you. You might want them heroes. I actually might. Let's see if it's going to hit Storm for a third time in a row. Probably will. Honestly, wouldn't be surprised. They did. Oh, god damn. At least I'm doing damage, fam. I've done more damage. I knew this round. Quite. Probably not, actually. I have. I hit a boost, a bladed Centaur, a serif, and then a non-bladed Centaur. You fizzled a serif. I did fizzle the serif. You've hit it twice, and I've hit it like three times. Four times now. I'm going to get fingered by god. See, that's not Storm. It's god! Amazing. I actually like that. It's a good spell. It makes my whole life easier. I'm getting down in the dumps. Yeah, you are. You've been doing too much damage. Get down! I'm too lit to quit. I'm just mass passing now to get lots of pips. To kill them. Okay. With judgement. I have to mass pass as well. To get pips. Yep. Everyone's just passing, it's great. You didn't have to reshuffle me, man. I could have done that myself. I did it for you. Because I couldn't be bothered. You just wasted a treasure card. Whereas I didn't have to waste a treasure card to do that. But... It's okay. No, it isn't. Now you've made my thing messy. I was going to kill. I didn't need a reshuffle. I'm trolling. It's not funny. Reshuffle is such a trolley card. No, it isn't. It's really good. Also, there's no way to get out of cards either. So... Does kitty give you, like, a reshuffle? No. How do you get a free reshuffle then? I get stunned, boy. I trained reshuffle. I don't get a free one. I never said I got a free reshuffle. I'm just saying you had to spend money on your reshuffle. Where I had to... like, spend no training points on it. And I do it for less pips as well. But you know... But next round... But next round, he's dead. So, you know... You got feints in your deck. So it's okay. I don't know if I'm okay. Maybe I just continue to feint until you're dead. No! That sounds fun. Don't do that! Why not? I will actually have a few feints again. I don't have three feints. I'm not that pro. I don't carry two set feints. Official Woods player. Ace ticker. Rap! Buccaroni. Okay. Leslo. Now it was a longer fight than I thought it was going to be. Same. It's because I kept hitting Storm. You know. He's at 33% chance. Hates me. You defeated him. I met a loss, actually. It took a league of dragonspires, wizards and warriors to defeat him when he breached the throne room of dragonspire. I did not think it's possible that you could have done so much on your own. But now that I've seen your power, I think you are the one we've been waiting for. I hid the last purple stone in Lord Moro's vault of the Great Chasm during the Titan Army's assault. The librarian should help you find it. Once you've recovered it from there, bring it back and I'll activate it for you. Okay. Let's hit over to the library and then we will end the episode. Serious drink. Yeah, serious. So serious. Serious because he's serious. Yep, pretty much. Okie dokie. Hey, let's hit him to the library. Hey, library. You need to find something within the Great Cousin? Oh my. You might want to consider other options. It's rather dangerous, you know. Well, it's not my place to keep students from risking their lives. So I'll tell you what I know. Unfortunately, that's very little when it comes to the geography of the Great Cousin. I can tell you, however, that the last I heard there was someone there who may be of help. Seek Belia Windgazer out within the Great Cousin. She'll help you find what you see. Okie dokie. So, next episode we will be going into the Grand Cousin. And yeah, so thank you for watching. Remember to leave a like, subscribe, and press the ding-a-ling so you know exactly when the next episode comes out. And remember, craft it outside the box. Goodbye.