 what he did what he did what would he yeah it's yeah i've seen some of it he has a problem with like woody's decision at the end he thinks it's our character oh really yes like we want to get so much of reason it's like that'll be that'll be our dessert let me uh let me pull it up captain jiminy christmas i'm surprised you would come to such a crazy conclusion uh here this is a rare instance of captain midnight being based as fuck here we go i mean i guess we could uh we could check that out through it again makes me want to kill myself i don't like the yellow i'll be honest but captain midnight is a miserable generic all aspiring youtubers it's like a totaled style but instead of white it's yellow like but he doesn't even though it's technically not true yellow is brighter like it's just something about it is uh very appealing like aura mocks me it's it's like screaming zonker bright lemon green or something is it safe to say you do not like it i do not enjoy the yellow in the thumbnail but captain midnight how many times we cover him is it just that one time really early i don't remember yeah yeah i think oh captain monger is like an incredible villain he's a part of the big like community of video essays isn't he that one that does the styles to find and uh marvel a marvelous scene i think it was called or something like that they didn't invite me to that and i don't think they invited jay the what's what is that what do you what do you think is that racism i don't know it's jealousy i think it's just despicable i'm really curious what i would have done if i was invited i wonder if i'd have been like i'll make a 10 minute video and talk about something i like in marvel why not yeah what would you have done for star wars um it would have been from the uh the ot i imagine i would have been like you know what that ot it's all right do you guys see that literally prequel memes i also 10 minutes oh dude i would love to pick an ironic praise of do it just that one line and talk about why it's the most amazing line in the history of stars it defines star wars it defined it yeah like that that's what disney's that's what disney's motto was for the sequel trilogy have an idea do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it no disney's uh model for the sequel trilogy was a good question for another a good question for the novel in stores now which and in a tie-in vr game yeah wait are we live night yes uh they're important like that that joke about like the novelists having to basically what they're in the cinemas watching these films that they have a notepad they're like oh Jesus they're right down all things um there was there was a post i saw on twitter like in snokes bio and it said something like um he claims to have watched the rise and oh yeah of the empire that was sophisticated that uh how could he possibly have watched the rise and fall of the empire because he's like he was a clone in a tub he was yeah that's the thing he was like he's watching out of his little his little glass pane just like oh there goes the empire like look at that world out there wow i can't wait to be a part of it we'll be by in one day and you're like everything the light touches will be mine because it's fucking space and the light touches everything it's so interesting like this more than any other film franchise i guess like if you just trade it out ryan for any other director and writer like the story would be like unrecognizably different like any other person because they just didn't seem to care they're just like yeah fuck it i think it will fuck i was like you could you could make your movie and they scramble with the weight of their decisions two years later it's like what have we done oh i i i i actually think they did have a motive you didn't like it guys what i thought no oh we hired people but we hired people to do it what do you mean you didn't like it we hired people to do it what happens um yeah so i think i probably probably get it said earlier than rather than later um keeber kins has uh let the let the world of twitter know that um i guess while he was out his stuff got burgled like uh laptop computer slash basically everything valuable in their place um and uh there is the he's the guy who's been doing all the efab.me stuff which that site is amazing if you haven't already checked it out is his work is uh basically shocking like if you haven't seen it you need to it's insane like a professional level yeah and funnily enough you go on there right now evan munro is actually on the front page linked oh my god yeah like like like we're hovering so we're not successful though i'm not sure what that says you know i'm just fucking cat as does that suck what you fucking deserve so no listen my profile picture on youtube is not the cat it's it's the chris stuck be okay true um if you go to the the bottom of efab.me there's a donate option and then that takes you to paypal if any of you are out there can spare any support i assume that um keeber kins is going through pretty tough time right now uh fucking it's like um you know you know that saying money one is a lot sweeter than money and it's like the inverse of that is like stuff that you get taken from you is much worse and stuff you break if that is like fucking horrible when people just take things because you're like wow that's just gone now um but yeah uh so if you if you can help out it's in the top of the description i've got a little like thing on how to do it um hopefully keeber kins can get back on his feet i i don't uh i haven't heard from them since since that tweet uh but we will keep an eye and um hopefully it can work out please uh yeah please help someone who's been a really important part of the community the website is an incredible it's it's a work it's not it's just it's a lot of passion and effort and blood and sweat and tears go into keeping it making it maintaining it so please do help them out if you think a lot of the meme people actually use it is quite a useful uh resource because it gives you time stamps and references for all of uh all meme stuff lines and references explanations it's like a big little wiki so yeah i i refer to him as an invaluable member of the toxic brood last night donated a little bit of money to him and uh one could chip in uh a little bit you know please do help if you yeah he's good man um other things we should probably mention corona is a thing like a pretty significant thing now to the point where uh those different governments do in all kinds of tisms it's not exactly something we need to cover at e-fab but it may as well acknowledge the fact that it's like holy shit this is a spooky virus getting kind of big uh stuff's getting closed around here we're taking preventative measures before it gets bad in our area so if you're listening wash your hands clean your penis don't lick doorknobs all the stuff that you should probably already know that a big one don't grab people and cough on them that's a that's a big one yeah try to avoid that and and if you're going to be uh doing some panic shop to the people at work there because that could be me like i literally work at a grocery store and uh it's been yeah no i i don't figuratively we work at a grocery store i just i just literally work at one literally yeah yeah i i work at a grocery store and these last two days have been utter hell that works there so yeah a lot of please a lot of bigger popular posts online about how everyone's stupid for panic buying toilet paper i think that the reason that people are considering it stupid is because toilet like that's not gonna um run out and i guess the concern i think most people have is like oh my god i'm at one point i'm not going to be able to leave my house i better have all the toilet paper i saw agri joe tweet about how like people are desperately buy up all the toilet paper it's like they're gonna need food as well otherwise you won't even need the toilet paper well a lot of food can last a long time like canned food can last years but i guess a lot of people it's maybe they just take food for granted but they don't want to not be able to wipe their bums yeah no i i understand why people assume that's probably the first thing to go for is just that uh you get the there's a lot of posts right now damning people who are panic buying toilet paper um so uh i i guess it's annoying there's lots of people and think of the um think of it this way if a lot of people are somewhat concerned which is reasonable and they all go and buy a little bit more normal it will seem as if everybody is panic buying and flooding the stores so remember these are stores like this are hubs where lots and lots of people go to shop so guys just keep that you can't eat bog roll i mean some people can try the newest thing i'm seeing on red right now china donates 1000 respirator machines two million masks 20 000 medical suits and 50 000 covid 19 test kits to italy thanking italy for its help in china's initial outbreak nice yeah well i mean that's probably gonna be like the only nice thing we hear about for a while it's gonna be mainly just like it's here now it's this many people now it's this many people now well i uh i heard that up in saskatchewan uh they had a vaccine that was currently undergoing testing in the testing phase so i heard is crossed i heard that in italy about a thousand people have recovered from the virus so that's really good news you know it's not a death sentence that's something to keep in mind um isn't it over a thousand deaths in italy as well over a thousand deaths i don't think it's it might be closing in on a thousand deaths um yeah let's see italy there's a i remember reading something about um italy's got 15 k infected one k recovered one k died oh yeah that's it okay it's one k yeah whoops shit so perfectly balanced as all things should be i guess yeah well you know you know definitely not um ones to panic manga just just curious to keep an eye on it that's all just maybe don't go to parties and rub yourself all over other people for a while and you know just act like it's flu just take it like treat it like a very serious flu season it'd be really weird once we start like because it's it's getting around like when you know i know how silly this sounds just like tom hanks has already said that he's ended up with a bit like when youtubers start being like i actually have it it'd be like oh shit yeah um yeah the news that tom hanks has gotten the coronavirus is really sad because now i think i get to watch woody die for one year so that's great yeah my dear sweet well yeah um before before jumping into the toy story thing as well i was just going to say uh the the the end of the last stream about bench thing how i don't think avatar is very good of the the wolf uh thought it was a bad tism don't don't worry it was it was actually kind of hyperbolic it was just it was just supposed to be fun it wasn't meant to go over with like shock and awe um so uh my bad on that one i should i should have uh thought about it i thought because the idea was like avatar is beloved so it was like not only do i not think it's very good but uh wolf has sort of turned on it but that's um you know like the people want us to address arguments about uh avatar we'll we'll get around to it at some point i'm i'm gonna contact a couple people i think who uh most people would want me to talk about avatar too like um i've already talked to er so it's uh the other options i've got a psa sitch literature devil and a couple of others so i'm gonna sell something out maybe even glib he's apparently a a fan of it so we'll probably jump into something with them um and and i can release something at some point it's just that like i didn't have any plans to do any kind of uh stream for it and i don't have i'd have to watch the whole show again if i was going to do like a mandalorian style thing um which we still haven't finished by the way we're going to do a part two of i'm not forgetting that i didn't write all those notes but for mandalorian to not use we didn't watch through that whole show to just are we watching season two of that by the way is that happening mandalore uh we can't if you want to i mean i i think we probably should let's just see how i'm i'm fine i mean i'm gonna cross my fingers and hope that it gets really good but uh i'm not gonna if i was a gambling dogo i wouldn't put all my bones on the it's good category we'll have to see i'm i can we can have a just making more about the plot even though actually that's probably not a good piece of advice because even the plot just make it about just just i don't even know what advice i would give to disney i just i just point i mean buffy season one was bad yes was yes it was very bad very bad yeah gotta make sure we mentioned that otherwise you know it might it might be seen as buffy's that i because like a lot of people connecting buffy to avatar just because that was the story lie where wolf and i traded shows don't worry people buffy season one is is the most things are better than that like um not toy story full but you know most thing no no there aren't there aren't a whole lot of things that toy story four is better than yeah i mean it's true that it it ranks but where did it rank in your movies for 2019 uh it was my least favorite movie of 2019 and i did not see i did not see cats but i did see rise of sky wall can't wait to see cat and i saw and i saw after mark and i saw king of the monsters and those were like my bottom five picks we'll see i would i would say i definitely enjoyed king of the monsters more than fucking toy story four like oh of course it was it was above toy story four like yeah monsters was just like terrible and terrible because i watched it in the in the cinema when i came out i was still like man you know that like this fight seems pretty cool you know i said yeah yeah that's what i would have showed a bit there's four minutes yeah four minutes of when they're not like just cutting back to the humans reacting to the monsters fighting that was awesome yeah hey we have to know how a human would react to that i have to i have to respond to this guy in chat toy story four worse than rise of sky walker how because right the bad you can laugh at it and toy story four made me quietly weep in the theater as i was watching my favorite characters from my childhood just get ass raped yes complicated right because rise of skywalker i think we we'd all said this before going to see the movie it's like it's already dead right like so watching it but they did the unthinkable and they they did ruin still what we had left to love about the ot like they went for attic in sacrifice like wow that's bold you went you went for that to destroy so it's not like it you know gets away with good marks it's just that toy story was unscathed toy story was like oh this is a cool trilogy good stuff thumbs up like okay sir i think story three it's like if if you switched rises that i like their release dates right the rise of skywalker would be hated way more than the last jedi i think and the last jedi would be the this is just so so terrible it's hilarious the chat chat feels uh interesting today look at this back to back uh you got toy story four is a disgusting abomination back to back with stop making 11 hour video essays on children's movies their men cartel drain oh oh yeah i can't wait for the movie circle jerk thread making fun of the fact that we're gonna do some 11 hour long stream raging about a kid's movie i mean because kids story is the shape man you can get passionate about yeah it is it used to be really good it used to be you know it's not it's actually evan and i rewatch the whole series okay we will i mean yeah i was gonna say like we could just we could just jump in if you want to let's talk about toy story one i guess should we sure haven't you ready to talk all right let's see so there is there's a number of things that we noticed in toy story one that amount to like nitpicks um and we took a lot of notes and we also like found a bunch of like neat um and we were thinking about like um so there's a there's a big criticism that we have of toy story four all of us were the trading in the open way too much like and like were they could easily be seen and um the first thing that i noticed in toy story one was the army men are carrying that little uh walkie talkie down to where andy's birthday party is um so they can tell the toys upstairs and what andy's opening for his presence i was thinking like isn't that kind of risky like that that's sort of risking to take detection a little bit oh you mean the fact that they have that walkie talkie at all no the idea that they're actually walking from andy's room downstairs where there's a bunch of kids and everything like that the walking is reasonable like they do freeze after after a while i think that the jump rope thing is the the risky bit like they're literally like like lowering it down and it's tied and if like a kid just passed by it'd be it'd be difficult to make that look natural so it's like they're they're lowering the the thing down from a like with a rope from the upstairs and then they they jump they basically bungee down to the um from the from the top level to the bottom and it was just like huh risky for sure yeah all these all these uh kids who happen to be like clones of andy by the way because pixar didn't want to expend the resources kids facial features unique um at which you know nitpicking everything but fun more than so to be fair yeah um but you know what's a what's a frequent thing that we see in the in the movies is whenever they hear a human coming whenever they hear that a human is going to be around and could possibly see them they free very rarely do they like move when a human could possibly see them when they're like it's only when there's an emergency that they are willing to but even then they will still use cover um especially like in toy story too the bit with the traffic cones there was something that I mean we can use in chronological order but it's uh one thing that we noticed was that it's sort of convenient that humans always make a lot of noise before entering the vicinity of the toys they go prone but at the same time kids are kids so it's not all bad contrived it's like convenient but not too bad you know um the funny thing is like because we're essentially told through the film it's just like yeah all toys throughout the world have this level of sentience but the world is about as aware of it as our world is so it's like okay so how are they doing this it's like well they're kind of just playing it like in the moment sort of like yeah it's all they're really really good at improvisation woody mentions the quote unquote rules to sid's toys like he says we're gonna have to break some rules and it's like what rule yeah and if he's casually able to break the rules like that it's like this would be public knowledge by now wouldn't it yeah it has to be yeah especially nowadays like because that's the thing I think they rely on the idea that every once in a while in our lives we come across you know stuff on the floor or stuff in weird areas and you're like how is it that's weird all right you know someone must have played with these put these here and that the toys are relying on that but at the same time it's like damn also yeah southpaw you're cutting out a little here and there I don't know if there's anything that can be done about that do I sound better now I mean it's it's like every every sentence we miss about a word or two something like that oh shit okay I'm sorry all right I mean it's just have the words that cut out be the less important ones yes time for that um so uh I'm going to let Evan actually write down the sorry read out the the notes that he took because we both were in found a way to easily I was noting some things that you were writing down and I didn't take as many myself but yeah the um the the first one that I was writing down was of course the big one which is that Buzz thinks he's a toy a lot of people like cite the fact that he freezes in front of people as like being a big one which I think is a reasonable criticism to make the thing that's nice about that is that they stick with it like they don't explain it but they throughout the entire film he is always freezing the question that I have is that he thinks he's a toy and it doesn't seem like anybody else has had that like putty all the other toys they don't seem to think that they're not toys so it's um it's strange that that like he's the only case and if so it's like why is it because he's a new toy like that's another question is like what exactly did all this happen with the toys like how long have the toys been alive it's a strange question because for a moment there it could make for like a really interesting idea like wait so all toys have to have this explained like before preferably before any humans see them it's like that sounds like it'd be impossible and so you'd think the easy way to do it would be to have it essentially preprogrammed or something right like they all know about this intrinsically which I suppose it's really easy to explain but you can go with that I mean a lot of a lot of people suggest the fix that uh it's an automatic like non-controllable thing like people look at you you freeze as a toy like that's just a wild rule but then that takes away the finale of toy story one quite significantly exactly they all just go right in front of them and that's the trouble is he says the rules and it's like what do you mean by the rules like and you also have toys that are in like you have the the aliens instead of the claw machine and they all freeze it's supposedly because of the claw but then they don't in front of Sid it's like why like there are a lot of toys instead of a lot of different situations so it's like they're it's strange that a lot of them just freeze in front of humans and it's like why do they all do this like uniformly seemingly without any like you know communication between each other it's just they just do so yeah it's an unknown seemingly magical yet consistent thing that they just do almost intrinsically which is something that toy story 4 fucks with yeah this is something we were talking about the nice thing about the the previous toy story movies is they've raised a lot of questions if you think about it but they never directly address a lot of this stuff so it's not like there's much to contradict it's like it's just that there's questions which don't seem to have easy answers and they just leave it that way which is kind of nice but there it's there's still a lot of questions to go over there's certainly some mystery it doesn't it's like they're they're questions but they're not problems necessarily not really big ones then they just keep adding new information then all of a sudden there's rules implies something like the toys came up with and control like a toy mafia i'll watch that movie yeah there's like a ruling governing force of toys who like they make the rules they make the laws of the toy imagine they like can you speak for the toys they took it even further they reveal like one of the biggest powerful people in the world is actually a toy that the humans are to wear like some kind of really realistic looking mannequin saying you know we're gonna have a Pinocchio style film with a sex spot um that would be interesting you think that movie's not going to address that okay not going to anyone to hear that um so what else so what else we got for toy story one like there's some people like you seriously going this serious with the fucking toy story it's like well it's uh it's a story same it's written and the big problem obviously is that a lot of the initial story is built on the idea that buzz doesn't seem to realize his position in the world right so it's like how can he not though and it's just natural yeah honestly of all the movies that we went over i think that toy story one is the one that i think is probably the most flawed because there's a lot of rules that you need to set up when you're making a story like when it comes to concepts we can get into this with whole idea of um of death that's that's one of the things that i want to address but like the whole premise is that toys are alive and they don't exactly explain how that happens you just have to accept it but at the same time it's like which that's the premise of your story so it's like you know yeah that makes you want to especially after toy story four we are like so what's the line what do you what line do you have to cross it all of the things to become alive and it's uh it's a really scary territory yeah right now as far as i'm aware i was i was gonna say it has to have a face but some of sid's toys don't even have faces there's a lot that you could come up with you could say like you need to have a name written down it's like a lot of andy's toys don't have a name like written on them it's like oh uh you need a face it's like you have the hockey puck with the arms and the legs which is alive it just does not have a face and it's like um okay you need arms and legs that's it you have mr spell and etch like etch is literally a slate and it moves around so it's like there really is no rule there's no rhyme or rhythm to any of the like of how which toys are alive like you have the magic eight ball which is just a toy and it's like they don't there's really no consistency in how they like what toys are alive and why they're just some are some art so yeah and then you get the the ones that make you think which is all right yeah so i'm fine with that it's just some art some art there doesn't seem to be any rule but that's the thing in Toy Story 1 we don't have anything questioning why it exists and what it means to be alive it's like okay good we'll keep it nice and simple they don't do that and then later on they're like no they do do that you're like no no why uh i think cell power is starting out as mic is malfunctioning oh no how far are you there uh can you guys hear me now yes okay strange i i tried i tried connecting like an ethernet and it wasn't helping um i might change locations real quick but i just wanted to point out that like bow peep is a lamp and not a toy and um change locations real quick in Toy Story 2 there's a line from ham like a throwaway line that can one known are also sentients oh man i i know that they didn't mean for that line to have as much weight as it was but i remember when we noted that out and we're like uh oh so garden like supplies can also be sentient they also think it's like how does that work and i brought the idea are statues alive do those technically count it's like ooh it's like none of that's in the movie and i was like this is throwaway line which i'm sure they didn't mean to have like any any like additions to story or something that raises questions nonetheless so i mean you know i guess the point where i have a piece of paper i draw a little stickman on it and it's like he's not alive it's like okay i cut him out he's alive now it's like maybe it's like so i start i add like i don't know some play dough to the to the piece of paper i'm just waiting for that moment where the creature like screams because it realizes it's it's finally awoken man it's freaky that's that's the trouble with forky man and we can get into that we need an all right a toy story okay well i would i would actually i'd actually argue that forky is actually somewhat consistent with uh how the sentience thing works in toy story sorry in the toy story series because like when you think about it none of the toys come from a vacuum they were all made of materials that were at one point not sentient and then maybe oh sure like we all we all just want to believe it has to be like a completed toy as much as that doesn't really make sense oh absolutely yeah there's like there's some or or like and i get it's magic but it's like there really is no rhyme or reason to have in the toy story series the issue is that uh like we're not supposed to think about it in toy story four then brings that to the forefront of our mind as we're watching it yeah especially when you see that a face on a chair is alive and the etch a sketches and eight like a child i think one of the things was about forky that kind of throws us for loop is that it's kind of like with sid like anyone could make toys it's not like a toy toy it's just i can put some stuff together it is now a toy now it's alive and you think about all of the ones that are out there that are like made really really shittily and how their life must be a living nightmare there could be a revolution eventually of all the shitty toys they're like enough is enough we've suffered long and island of unwanted toys like for them or like are melted down or like growing old and they just all come out and it's like spark a revolution on me that'd be crazy oh what don't say what if you make like a toy out of human body parts so um like on a nitpicky level there was a funny animation error that Evan and I spotted when buzz is holding laser button for the first time as he's like freaked out by woody his arm is clearly not like his hand is clearly not on the button that activates the laser on another orange you know is like um so the first time that he uses it he has to hold down the button with his arm right and that uses it is against the other toys popping up and at that time he isn't holding down the button at all he's doing it with just one arm because his other arm is a point is also the whenever he uses the loop-de-loop thing it like breaks the animation um the what you can't like use the loop-de-loop thing uh physically it's impossible but the the way they animate is they try and avoid people noticing they're just like yeah it's fine he just goes through it you're like oh okay yeah um there's some there's interesting things about like how buzz is quoting the the back of the box that he came in as if it's like hardwired into him and story two doesn't understand his backstory he doesn't recognize stinky pete or jesse or bullseye he doesn't know anything about like the wood essentially but buzz knows all about the buzz light your lore which is uh kind of an interesting yeah like i have the the one thing that i have for that is there is the potential that this happened recently like the toys haven't been like alive since like the invention of the toy maybe this is something which has happened like maybe in the last five years or something like that like that could explain it since like buzz is clearly like a new existence since ancient times well yeah but how long have they been sent to you and try eggs well if you can glue a mouth onto a fork and i think the rules are like you could tie sticks together that oh my god i think i think what evan is trying to say is that a gandalf like character about 50 years ago cast a spell and every one of them finally woke up that's what he's saying i think 100 well there's another weird word um like so they blow up a combat carol like a cid blows up a combat carl in his backyard and we see that happen and that presumably kills like that kills that okay we're not sure how that works exactly pieces screaming well think about think about for a second think think about for a second all the toys in cid's room are like little just made of other toys so we have to wonder like wait for that was torn in half and he's still alive yeah the clutch is like when cid's putting back a bunch of toys that he's like utterly destroyed and putting them back together making these new things are the is that like those 12 consciousness return to them or is it a new consciousness entirely like a new soul that is made in that point in that frame that have for that is that none of them talk that could be like a side effect maybe they're like maybe i don't think it's the original conscious mouths some of them do like the spider baby has a mouth so yeah i think some of them have to but it's just they like i don't know there could be something he was more was saying it could be possible that a woody was created as a doll and then the show is created around him like his lore by the creators was given you know in post who are like cool cowboy doll and it's like oh the cowboy doll is really successful let's make a tv show or it was the reverse i can't but does the film say something about that does he has a toy does it come from his show or is it vice versa comes from i was he a popular toy first and they made a show about him or was it always a show and then he was sold as a toy as a result of the show i don't think they would make a toy or a show about an unpopular toy if that makes any sense uh like i think i think what they say is that cowboy crunchies was like the the sponsor of that that might have been something which sparked it that like maybe more merchandise came from like woody's popularity and then the show came to result of it i was like that could be it like he was just but usually you give a little bit of a story to a toy like something surely woody has like you think that's like just the joke because you have cowboy crunchies but remember from dalmatians 101 dalmatians there was canine crunchies so you just fucking add crunchies to things and boom cereal wow that's like fucking plagiarism they copied the hundred one dalmatians thinking about canine crunchies maybe i was because i don't know why i would but i was oh so yeah south boy is trying to fix his microphone chat he's doing he's doing everything he can uh the last thing we want to do is give unclear audio but um oh bless it it's not too bad most of the time he misses out one or two words and you can mostly fill them in if you you know detective wise just if he's ever seen any words just replace them with watermelon and see how it works out um we can't i don't know if it sounds better yet because you'd have to talk for a while well so i was like i noticed i was too barring down there in the room that i was in and i've moved to a spot much closer to my router so hopefully it's more consistent now sorry about that folks all right um what else we got for toy story one being a terrible film i just i just wanted to jump off on the idea of like toys like that was kind of what we were touching on the combat car like blown to pieces yeah and that's a question is how does death work instead of the universe because it's all built on the idea that the toys are alive so it's like how do you kill a toy it seems when you do when we were watching toys story four i remember we brought this up when we were joking that woody was gonna kill forky and then i was like how though how do you remember parts of his face fall off and you're like oh jeez it's not a person where you're like i'll just fucking shoot him in the back of the head when he's not looking like how do you ensure i quit clean humane kill on a toy how the fuck do you kill it guys it's like imagine imagine that you know someone whose eye keeps falling falling out of their head their arms keep like falling down to their feet it's like fucking mercy kill this person please is there is there a way to euthanize a toy in the toy store i think it's almost impossible to not look at his desperation jumping into the trash is like attempting suicide over and over again this is like oh jeez oh that's that's the point for sure yeah why did they run with that is it that wait wait is it the point is that what they were actually going for like a suicide i believe so i don't i don't think that's what they meant i thought they kind of mean it is like a oh he wants to be with the trash because he thinks he's trash it's not like because he came out of the trash right woody picked him out of a bin wasn't it yeah exactly which which raises questions about the nature of the toy are they defined by the place that their pieces were lost in like is like buzz defined by the plastic that he was forged from it's like not really so it's just like this is why you don't answer these questions um but um yeah there is a very dark line that forky makes while he's inside the rv before he jumps out or he basically says i am a spork i'm used to be eaten and then discarded but he says this so matter of factly that it's and unceremoniously that yeah like like i didn't even think of this line when i first watched the film and when we watched it again yesterday i was like that is shockingly fatalistic and dark yeah he he concludes that he should accept that his purpose is to be discarded he should be used to eat a thing and then yeah gotten rid of that's that's what gives him comfort which is fascinating because you think accepts this purpose without question almost aggressively pursuing this as his goal because i thought the i don't like because we kind of jump in ahead and before which is okay but i was just gonna say like i thought the point of toys as a whole was they're like they have a desire to you know be be there's there's like an intrinsic desire to be uh causing enjoyment and love between like them and a kid sort of thing but it seems to change based on that we'll get to that um well the thing is that so uh like it's safe to infer that buzz was not conscious until he was given to andy right otherwise he'd be confused about like being on the shelf of the toy store were conscious no they weren't that's that's the gag reel that is it is yeah evan and i watched we watched the whole thing so here's the thing um when when uh buzz runs into the duplicate buzz with like the utility belt and uh he like does an arm bar against him and presses him against the display glass and he says you're in you know six four oh four point five stating all space rangers are to be in hypersleep until awakened by authorized personnel so it's confirmed to be or it's at least reasonable to assume so to buzz but like okay so we'll just assume for a second it's a relatively popular toy because the whole aisle's filled with them well surely several of them have like they've fucked up into because like apparently the authorized personnel they still freeze in front of their owners for some reason but you'd think like oh god that's good we're gonna get in trouble with this amount of toys that aren't aware they're toys yeah i don't know i'm saying this like there's some kind of toy cabal like there's a group of people well the thing is like like so one of the things that people say uh is how toys come alive is when they're loved by a child but that doesn't work because stinky peat was never open and given to a child and likewise like the barbies and al's toy barn and a bunch of other toys that you see they're sentient they're like you know yeah i mean when when the store's closed do you remember the barbies and small soldiers uh i never watched small soldiers i've seen them chat do you remember the barbies and toy soldiers small soldiers where they're fucking like horrifying monstrosities because the small soldiers fuck with them that film is like the closest you'll get to a kid's film push to adult mode like yeah the small soldiers themselves like fuck with the barbie dolls and they're all like frankenstein-ish at certain points and that someone probably got spooked by that when they were younger i thought that film was awesome when they shove um fucking nick nitro into the garbage disposal that's proof that i know this film by the way because that's very specific information chip has it was awesome sorry partial small soldiers praise there uh i have a guy that sent me talking about the woody not remembering his past thing he says that he always saw it that he was that woody was a very old toy which is confirmed in toy story four when it said that he was made in like the late 50s and that over the years the toys just forget about their persona over time as they get more and more used to the real world that's not confirmed in the news yeah i don't buy that either so no um the question still remains the the big one is when did all this start like was like literally what mauler described was there a gandoff that just like has to spell the toys come to life like i don't know anything about when this started or how or why interestingly because bringing up small soldiers the the uh the logic of that film is that a bunch of toys are accidentally given military grade like cpu's uh inside they fucking whatever and it just makes them sentient it's like they're attempt they're like that makes sense right it's like no oh well oh man um so the big thing like the first big thing that we found our one was that buzz freezing when a kid is around but somehow he does not know that he's a toy yeah yeah they're an entire arc sort of yeah it's um that was when like we had we had to like write that down and like that's um i believe that we were talking about this last week or we agreed like that's a big enough problem to like make the film's objective score down like at least two points you know but the rest of the writing around as good like it's a functional plot even if there's kind of a big plot hole that's like kicking off a story um it doesn't make sense the character development that kind of happens between buzz and woody is is actually really great in this they're a great little duo those two they have a different personalities oh yeah but the person the person that made Toy Story 4 didn't feel that way no we can get into that uh fuck the old shit do you want to read out this thing that you wrote down here that i'm highlighting in the doc uh yeah oh well i was we were touching on this before we we keep going back to the whole idea of like the the idea of how death works in the universe that's one of my biggest things like in so the entire premise of the story is built on the toys being alive so the question is like how does life and death work like in pretty much any story even if it has magic like the Lord of the Rings like you know how death works like the elves and man operate similarly if you stab them in the heart they're gonna die i will say uh not to attack Lord the Rings but like who the fuck knows how life of death works with the uh the easterly or the wizard class or whatever like and the Nazgul who like you have the witch king fight it's like how does death work for them it's like even but they're they're clearly supposed to be special sure yeah i mean wizards seem to be instruments of like the higher beings you know like or whatever they may be like wizards are sent down to be i don't know representatives or something because what does Gandalf say something like he's supposed to he he's gonna be down he's he's been sent back at the turn of the tide to help out and it's like who sent you why why aren't they doing more but it's okay so like inside well go ahead Evan go on no i was i was just go ahead you go no you go all right um i was i was just gonna say so you have the idea of like so the the big one inside of the movie is the combat carl is blown to pieces by sid the assumption is that the combat carl is dead but like you have the idea of pieces in toys so one of the big things is that both buzz and woody lose an arm in Toy Story 1 and 2 respectively so a quest and then they're reattached later on and then they function so it's like then the then the question is what kills a toy because you also have um the pterodactyl and the doll who are decapitated in the film that seems to kill them the trouble is that they're brought back by sid's toys and it's literally because they have poop on their necks it's just like were they dead and brought back by what if we so woody to like a cushion can you control the cushion i think i think you would just be sown there like that uh we know chairs are alive so like faces on the like that that block from the absorb a lot of episode oh god it's very similar to that in a lot of respect to the chair but yeah like that's that's a big question that i have like you know the premise is built on life i can buy the toys being alive we don't necessarily need to know exactly why that is but as for death you're like you need death to build stakes in a lot of story and i think that that's the crucial one in Toy Story 1 because like sid is the villain in that and the thread of course that he's gonna kill them he's gonna kill buzz by blowing up so the question is how do you kill a toy and it seems like you can even if they're ripped to pieces you can technically put them back together so it's it's strange that like the story is built on that and it's just it's just a i think that that's a a bit more of a question that needs a bit of an answer because it's like that's that's that's fundamental to building stakes in a story is death so i can imagine batman trying to kill a toy and he's like you don't bleed they really don't we're just filling it back what would be a toy that does bleed is there any toys that like have liquid inside i mean can edible toys i imagine you were like a ball like a basketball or a centen and you get stabbed and just slowly deflate and your entire body is changing shape and form you're just like what about there's candy that's shaped like toys oh no you know like like what about chocolate rabbits and shit at Easter like those are totally toys right well like but they brought and are eaten and consumed fucking hell son i have a question they'll be toy advocate groups if this is a thing so many of them like we need to stop like well there's like there's rock and sock and robots that are sentient and toy story too and that's technically a wonder what uh would the would the guy in operation be sentient oh jesus oh god but the other like related to how death works though and like being blown apart like mr potato head seems to have an advantage because he can control all of his body parts when they're not attached to his body his arm can move independently his eyes can see like they can see what's in front of them uh even if they're not attached to his body mr potato head because he was meant to be taken apart so i almost like gives them a superpower like that's his superpower yeah i think it's like that's a unique trait that uh he has as a toy yeah it doesn't work for woody and buzz right they can't control the separated limbs yeah they're not designed to be taken apart which i assume like you can probably do the same thing with like lego mini figures if they're sentient in the toy story universe um one like funny little thing to think about it would a batman action figure have the personality of batman and you know so on and so forth it's i mean duke kaboom assumedly has the personality of the duke character evil the canadian evil can evil he's based off yeah right he knows he's like your has the he has the attitude of you know the buzz like your character yeah i would um potato head as well you just say with the lego it's like oh i imagine there was like in lego sets there was like just this one consciousness that could assemble and disassemble however it wants whenever it wants like the sand man from spider man but with lego we can we can we can make some good villains out of this toy story villains wants to go with the world keeps adding lego expansions itself we can go fucking well i guess it's just like the lego movie at that point we'll just put it into there i guess assemble itself into a death star and start firing lasers even though that would make no sense at all but it would be cool lego movie too i haven't actually seen lego movie too i saw the first one what's what's the consensus on that is okay it's like it's it's not very good at all it's it's got a very predictable story and it's it's it's kind of thin like the the first one in lego badman movie you're like so good but two is just it's really lackluster so you're seeing i suppose we're not doing great in the world of sequels are we not really um okay i guess i can go down the list a little more so pause muted at the moment um this is a big one so you have the the gas station scene is one of the biggest um like points that drives the plot of the film is like you basically what is the writing problem in the film is you need to develop buzz and woody the way they do that is they have woody try to push buzz out the window that's pretty that's pretty reasonable like the way that scene's constructed the second step is they need them to like get captured by sit essentially and the way they do that is they go they have them go to pizza planet the big one though is that there's this gas station fight so in that scene they're just in this barren town like there is no one else pumping gas that's why they're able to have their fight before like the truck arrives but the big one is that andy's mom like doesn't pump the gas they're there she's literally saying like andy's like saying can i help pump the gas and he's like okay let's go in there and they're like oh let's go and then they drive off it like it happens in like the blink of an eye and that's why they get left behind it's just like a little bit like oh and like this is the thing to continue on is there's a decent bit of contrivances in the movie well the fact that they bump into sit of old people well okay hold on so the so like yeah it's a little considered at least andy's next door neighbor we don't know how far away the pizza planet would be from uh from andy's house from andy and sit's houses presumably not far if they're both going there you know yeah it's not contrived that sit would go to that place i think that's fine it's just that they of the short time that they're in the area they happen to be in the same machine that sit happens to look into which you know good thing he lives near them because then they can try and escape would you know the same or but like if they were just captured by even a nice person even like a really great kid which is live miles away they'd be screwed they'd have they'd have no idea so you know there's uh there's also the fact that um you know that scene where they're arguing underneath andy's mom's minivan right and what he's like you are that one so they had like this fight in this very loud argument and andy and and his mom are conveniently like going inside this gas supposedly to pay for gas but they never pump gas before leaving they just no they just they just stop at this gas station they get out of the car and then they just like they drive off um crazy it's yeah how do you know they didn't just use as an update gas delivery system or something geez yeah pick a yeah say you're being objective but you have your ruled out fucking outlandish conspiracy theory number 12 um check that atheist is that it for story one then or is there anymore no no there's more there's no there's no there's I was uh um don't like I don't know if you you guys have got this in one of your notes but the uh woody shouting for Anna are they actually work so it's just like Jesus Christ yes we voted back this is nice about that is that it's indistinct it's just like she doesn't even know if it's the mom it's like and he calls it out kind of vaguely he seen the mom I like I think it's semi reasonable but it's still really risky especially like it's it's very faint too he's like he's kind of another part of the house muffled a distance I mean it's not like she's holding on to a money's yelling right yeah yeah we'll keep that I just don't know how I would react like let's say he didn't he was doing it for her I was like the brother of this girl and I was coming out of my room he didn't realize and I just saw this toy going Anna I'd be like oh and he like looks at me and I looked at him I was like Jesus Christ what the fuck there's um getting destroyed there's no there's no scenario in which you are not in tiny pieces buried in some of the earth I just he like points to me he's like you saw nothing and then falls to the ground I'd be like okay yeah I'm building the fire I ain't sleeping in this house with you alive okay we we skipped over a control so uh when when Woody first knocks fuzz out the window on accident like he so he drops this magic eight ball which is by the way not sentience for all we know um I guess it can't talk there's there's no way for it to go that's terrifying too let's let's not so just drop some magic eight ball in the crack between the he has a sinister look on his face as he looks at buzz so his intent is to get buzz stuck in that same space um so that he can be taken to pizza planet with Andy his plan isn't to push buzz out the window um the thing that he does in trying to like get buzz knocked down there I think uh by moving RC towards him and knocking him over there's basically this Rube Goldberg type uh chain reaction that it sets off that then results in a lamp getting swung knocking buzz out the window and we found that fairly contrived in there's like a they could fight it like clearly what they wanted is they wanted to make it so that like um that Woody was gonna like try to trap buzz so he could go to pizza planet like with Andy but like they don't want it so that he's pushed out the window but that's what the riders want to happen but the way it happens like it hits a cork board all the tacks fly off for some reason it knocks over the globe the globe moves buzz to the window it knocks the lamp and the lamp hits him it's like that's a lot of unlucky things to happen at the same time yeah I see what he did was Woody's reaction to that one of like oh that worked out well he was worried didn't he yeah he was alarmed he like the first thing he does is he like yells out the window he's like buzz and like when he falls like he did not mean for that to happen and that's the whole thing is it's like it only happened because of like really really bad luck so it's like yeah but you think about the horror situation if you're that eight ball and you're incapable of doing like anything like one of those I have no mouth but I'm a screen kind of toys for which there are probably very many many we wouldn't know would we yeah you get dropped behind a object like that you just sit there forever until someone finds every single popsicle stick we actually kind of explore our toy story too with uh Weezy we can get into that in a minute but like you know you have stuff that stuff like that's that's been explored in the other films so there's also like you can like talk and move and stuff there's like a funny thing that happens during that sequence when buzz gets knocked out the window where like it's something that like a cork board and then the tacks just get bumped off the cork board and it doesn't really affect anything but I'm like that's not what would have happened in real life and dramatic effect you know because I think they do it to make it look like whoa like oh shit sort of look what's happening but it's just like why the fuck would that happen though yeah to a tiny toy these are like spears yeah clearly you know when a window breaks like the glass is flying it's like you cover your head for the glass it's like that's what tacks are like and it's just it's it's clearly for dramatic effect but it's really weird so it's a dangerous world out there for the toy at the very least um like the writing of woody and buzz's character development like it really does hold up throughout the movie and that's a big case movie even though it a lot of it woody woody talk is classic in that film yeah there's a lot of strong writing that's what I think like makes up for like some of the contrivances because I don't think that these are like really detrimental flaws but there's there's there's just some stuff which sticks out but like there's a lot of strong writing that's that's why I think this movie still holds up yeah I think a lot of woodies have arcs I'm also thinking of like how when like when buzz enters the claw the little the rocket thing and the aliens are all moving towards him and I just think it's really lucky that there was absolutely no one like looking into the inside of and seeing all of those aliens moving towards him because they are in the middle of this arcade I mean see that's that's that's this is kind of a joke I'd probably want to make a lot if I was writing about need to refrain just like every you see a shot of all the moving toward buzz that the camera just slowly past the left there's just some kids staring at it like Jesus what the fuck it's like don't worry kid yeah but yeah I think you'd have to live it that kind of joke because you know you want it to be that the world is not aware of the toys no matter what you say no matter what you do for the rest of your life no one will believe you I mean that's you know say like it hasn't been done but there's a fucking creep factor with Sid at the end of Toy Story one they're quite scary yeah when they rise out of the sand with the the the like little soldier dudes with nails in their heads and stuff and the spider jumping on to his head it's just like Jesus yeah that would traumatize the life I think that's it is the piece of all the Toy Story antagonists and he gets one of the worst fates of all of them because he didn't know what he was doing like he didn't know what they were sent to I think I think that was kind of the point of Toy Story one wasn't it that like um kids who like destroy toys and stuff maybe don't because it's like um there's an aspect well not just that as well just like the aspect of like exploring your violent tendencies it's like you know be nice to stuff it's just like a really simple that this this story is like what if they're actually alive those toys you beat up what about that that might have actually been like the fucking you know core idea that got them going on this in the first place just like don't want to lean to toys what if they were alive yeah that's kind of what writers had a kid who destroyed the toy that he gave for him terrible uh stop over where do you want to be at the list we can we can probably skip some of the hit picks but uh well okay so yeah so let's see I was thinking okay so one thing that we noticed was when uh Andy from home and they have Molly with them too of course but we noticed that Molly's car seat is in the front seat of the minivan and she's facing the windshield uh but most in this movie and um children that age should be in the back seat facing away from the windshield it's like common knowledge among parents and so it's just it was kind of are you saying Andy's mother is reckless well she randomly goes to gas stations for no reason so she might be kind of crazy yeah she's buying her children sentient toys it's kind of creepy was was Andy's father ever around that's a mystery that's like and kept inside of there that a lot of people have theorized on that like why is Andy's mom moving and like you know the the whole idea of like um Molly's like is like two years old so it's like where is Andy's dad it's it's it's an error I think question is that's one of those like that's a good mystery like sparks some ideas that you can come up with John Bishop I love this nitpick she's a terrible mother it's um the thing with Andy's dad as well as uh like the metaphysics of how the toys like those are what I would like to call mystery boxes as much as I hate to use that term it's like those aren't things that we need to know we don't need to know we don't need oh shit you might be right actually um I'm just waiting for like Buzz Lightyear is he is he Andy's dad question mark theory videos red circles what what about useless boxes do you know what those things are I didn't yeah a useless box oh a useless oh yeah or you flip the useless machine the one switch you turn them on and then you turn them off yeah let me um let me uh go ahead and send you the oh it's like an actual thing yeah this is an example of a useless machine like you just flip the switch and literally all it does is it makes something come out turn the switch off it does nothing you know it's it's there's a use there but it's like would that thing be sentient like what would that thing be able to do that'll be a depressing existence as well I think we just we've just established that a lot of these toys like Woody and Buzz are fucking lucky as shit they have like mouths and hands and feet they can know yeah and like like those can laser people you know how many toys can say that um it's that April live it's just it's just stuck in the cold in the dark eagle bearer said Andy's mom was the original owner of uh Jesse a lot of people have theorized that Andy's uh hat isn't Woody's hat it's uh it's the Jesse hat some people think that she's actually the the toy that uh Jesse talks about in Toy Story 2 damn it would be interesting what if it is Andy's dad what if Andy is Andy's let's not explore that one um so we went over the the Woody doing the impression of Sid's mom I'm like I think it's I think it's small it's risky but still I think no yeah like it's not a problem I just it's it's like even to these days when I watched it I'm just like wow that's like direct you know cause and effect with these toys not that I didn't think that was possible already it's just like woof there's there's not much stopping a conversation between a toy and a human and that would be like blowing preceded for the world a lot of these things that we noted were just like sort of notes on like okay so is this how sentience works and everything like these aren't full on criticisms and also a lot of it is we're admitting that and that's why we're not like letting these yeah take down the quality of the film by too much but that the movie runs on a lot of contrivances legitimate problem as well as buzz being inconsistent with whether or not he thinks he's a toy and those are the biggest things uh final biggest thing uh is that's like it's sort of convenient that this like it happens in the in the climax actually they're chasing after the the the moving truck and it it's like convenient that for the most part the streets are barren and there's absolutely no one around to notice that sequence but it's still not quite as bad as the uh I'm sorry what well there's literally a shot where you see the rc uh with a buzz and woody they're they they uh a car drives over oh sorry the car drives over woody when he's on rc and then they're underneath the car and then they go in front of it and it's like it's like the the car would see that toys are literally driving the car it's it's it's right in front of him and then that car disappears later so yeah and beeps woody like woody's drops to the road and then the cars are like like like like hitting their uh their horn really hard as they drive past him I'm just I was always curious like what are you what are you hitting that horn about you're like there's a thing on the road damn you like woody I don't really know I always find it odd it's just like what are you because it's not the truck in front because that's that's gone already at that point it's just woody yeah it almost feels like it's like careful doll ideally run over you um yeah not to mention like I think I see the final big problem and this is a pattern story movie the uh the final payoff is nonsense so in the case of toy story one um and we'll just go chronologically like we'll go through all the other issues with toy story two first and we'll not that there's that many of them that will uh we'll get to that one as well but the fact that like they're doing that it's not flying it's falling with style like no that's flying good uh I'm going upwards you would you would like a brick it wouldn't take long for the buzz like your toys to just fall it would I don't think I don't really care how far like how much you were propelled forward you're going down yeah service to the concept of lift but it doesn't it is in no way you would need winds that are going for like about I don't know at 100 miles an hour and pushing the toy up word in order for that to happen and so it's like any light object is flying yeah point yeah they fly now they fly now you should have just had an umbrella yeah be like Mary Poppins yeah yeah logistically speaking it's just it's nonsense but payoff you know oh absolutely that you you know the the first thing most people say is like but it's awesome but it's like yeah yeah yeah it is awesome but it doesn't actually in in the first three movies the payoffs are awesome and fun and everything thematically but like up the way speaking it's it's bullshit I feel like where you were going with that was kind of like what Toy Story Falls payoffs are like the TLJ ones or it's like no no did you bugle your payoffs but why are these your payoffs why did you yeah try to get here but that was the um that was that was the uh I mean we took a lot of other notes that were overall like I'd say are not worth bringing up on stream just because we have a lot of ground cover um we got through the big ones with Toy Story one there and we ended up on Evan and I agreed it was a seven out of ten like objectively like for writing quality and then subjectively it was like a nine out of ten I think it was like a soft seven maybe like closer to a six due to like some of the other stuff like there's a few things which I think are more fundamental but I definitely think like the good outweighs the bad for sure for sure there's there's a lot of good character development in the movie oh yeah so which brings us to Toy Story two yeah oh yeah um this is the one you hate a lot of this yeah this is the worst one it's it's the it's done it's there wasn't a movie made after this that was certainly a lot worse um we actually we didn't overall have that many problems but the error was um so one thing that's worth noting and this is not a criticism this is a note for to keep in mind for later is Woody is set up to be very insecure over never being played with again by Andy early in the film this is the central theme of his like character development in Toy Story two it's why this movie is damaged the most by Toy Story four um for a like on an on an issue level um I'm trying to find the traffic cones notes Evan um is that the actually the first note that we had like for a decent flaw with the film like that might be actually yes like um so it's kind of like just so what Jess said T2 was great I love Jesse and Zorg just picture like a retarded zig I'm Zorg Zorg I am Zorg so yeah like other than the contrivance about Al being the one that steals Woody at the beginning and it's not just anyone someone that the toys would have enough clues to like discover and like there's feathers that fly out of this trunk and that gives buzz just the thing you need you know like oh it has to be Al from Al's toy bar and the commercial that I just saw on TV imagine being Al the guy who's like you need a Woody doll it's incredibly rare nobody has it you go to this random like car boot sale type thing someone's house you just happen across it and they have the Woody doll like that would be like fucking the grace of God has touched you at that point like this is exactly what I need Addy's got the hat Addy's in like perfect condition it's like holy shit yeah um now the thing with uh well actually he wasn't in perfect condition his arm was was still partially torn because that happens like pretty like before the yard sale but close close to perfect condition um yeah but the big the big one the first big one is a company when they're when they're crossing from the side of the street that were Al's apartment is over to Al's toy barn they're using traffic cones which you know they're trying to stay and cover and avoid being spotted by humans which is nice that they're still sticking to this rule at this point in the series um what they're doing in this scene is they um they cause a collision because they're like all right drop and they create a formation that's like uh it causes a car to immediately turn right and then they get their tires popped by like uh like a strip and then that car gets rear ended by a second car now if you got into a collision because of some of this place traffic cones what would you guys be doing as soon as you get out of the car probably wondering why the hell are these traffic cones here but here's the thing yeah yeah yeah i mean that's that's a given i'd probably it's called police and my insurance provider and i would talk with them and i would give them the deeds on what happened and then i suppose i would get all my information from them for if we were gonna take this to court or whatever the proceedings would be and i would talk with the other driver and see if there was a way that we could settle things based on damage and then i'd wonder what the fuck the cones were doing in the road those are those are those are pretty pretty good ideas but um i'd make sure the other person didn't have coronavirus make sure my car didn't get coronavirus from the collision like they did right absolutely walking toward the guy like are you okay he goes yeah you go whoa whoa whoa buddy he's like whoa fuck it just good just go just go it's not worth but it's not worth man but of course that doesn't happen in the movie of course because this way is then continue moving across the street is a a big truck that's that's um carrying this giant cement cylinder to do a jackknife and it clutters up the road and so under almost crushes mr potato head and he gets away just by the skin of his teeth and um they do this establishing shot after they ditch the cones exists to make us like laugh right we're like oh my god look what they just did but it's like you see there's two people there's a misery that the first got into that rear-ending collision they're outside and they apparently just didn't notice that the the cones were not where they originally happened that caused the collision and it's like I would call this a like not just a contrivance it's a plot hole it's caused by improbable on these motorists apart a plot hole yes but I will say this there is actually something interesting about this if you look at this picture here um they're behind these newspaper machines when they ditch the cones they're still trying to stay in cover and the actually obscuring most of the car's line of sight like you try to draw a diagonal line from where the the tail end of the truck is do the newspaper machines and it's like oh yeah the toys would actually be sufficiently covered up from those dozens of uh inconvenienced drivers there but the two collision they should have noticed I was about to say the nice thing about newspaper machines is it shows that they cared it shows that the the filmmaker is like okay the toys would find cover afterwards this is how they're not exactly spotted I think the bigger issue is that the the motorists that are that crash first don't see them hold on because you Kiran Horns saying imagine thinking this when watching this movie have you watched eFap before well like a fucking program we kind of apply this to everything they just not yeah you don't we don't Patrick Willems it and say it's a kid's film it gets to have these things it's like no kids feel it's gonna be great everything gets the same standards everything gets treated the same way how you want to value that is on you but uh I enjoy finding all these little issues and things and discussing them and whether or not it does or doesn't show I mean the part of what we'll say that the great things about these movies is when they're actually like nailing these rules right and sticking to everything oh yeah and there's a lot of it actually so yeah like for instance later in the in the airport when uh they're they're sneaking themselves in and they're they're in the and I was thinking Buzz Lightyear's legs are going through that dog kennel in order for them to to to get in right you know like so do hopefully they have like holes cut into the bottom and then when the toys get knocked out of the dog kennel when they're in the like at the beginning of the conveyor belt it actually shows the bottom of the dog kennel and there are indeed two holes cut in there for Buzz's legs and it's those sorts of things where they they do it quite a few times in that movie and we were like oh my god they actually like we talked about the oh so did they cut a couple holes in there they showed that like after we pointed that out you know oh my god they accounted for for that question so that's good I wonder if um our selection of toys in these movies I wonder if they are particularly good or particularly bad at staying secret I wonder if the toys as a whole are really good at this or they just rarely get into any kind of adventures because you'd think if this was like average it's like yeah this has been bloated open by now that at least well when they come into I guess you can compare it to the groups of toys that they come into contact with over time because for instance and we've established the existence of lost toys and they go on adventures and that's what they do like that's that their normal thing is to go on these lucky adventures I don't know how long we can keep this up exactly that's kind of where I'm at with it well it's like um you know the story that you make should be like if you're setting a universe where toys you should certainly be focusing on the stories that are happening that are going to be the most interesting and if the toys are just being very rigid about the rules to the point where if they're owner's room no matter what that's going to make for a more boring story and so I'm okay with the idea if we're going to focus on this group of toys that host other toys in the world we can you know assume maybe if we're being very charitable to these movies like these are the the ones that are like the that comes to this rule where they will be cautious but they're still risky but they're shown as being very like efficient especially in like the opening scene of the if toy story one and even at the beginning of toy story four just the this unspoken communication they're so good at this they don't have to say anything to each other he just gives the word bam bam bam I was you have since you have the plan that we comes up with that uh Sid's house like he manages like they need to figure out a way to get rid of scud he does that and also they they managed to get um they managed to say buzz and they managed to deal with Sid like they they plan things out like very thoroughly that's something that's in all the films so you know what I'm thinking what we're thinking as well is that where are the cameras in Alice toy barn has Al like never looked through security footage and seen the Barbies having a party in their little aisle and and all that's how I think the I think the existence of security cameras in the toys awareness of aforementioned security cameras could be good because I know there's this meme on the internet you maybe you guys heard of it but there is the internet not the meme this is what I was going for there's a cartoon I found and it's where the toys are having a good time in the rooms and stuff but then like one of the parents gets like a baby monitor that is a running 24 seven and so they're just their lives are over essentially they're just toys forever now because they're under constant surveillance I'm wondering that's that's actually an issue you know when the the temptation of going to the museum in is it Japan in Toy Story 2 like that's considered a great thing like a toys okay we're basically being on a stand not being able to do anything is that trapped in a glass box for the rest of its existence for years and years is that a preferable situation according to thinking about that but yeah that's that is the implication one of the idea of living to be fair if we stuck with the idea that the existence of the toys to facilitate the happiness of either children or maybe the young at heart if you want to stretch it that way then being old gold and adored all day by thousands of people is I mean it is the best thing that could happen to a toy oh well actually stinky Pete actually does say something sort of accounts for this issue where he he says when he's like defeated he's like idiots children destroy toys you'll be ruined forgotten in some landfill and I think he sees the museum as an alternative where if he's in a museum he's never going to be become trash basically you mean toys shouldn't want to be trapped oh my god wait a second no no no no the way it works is so let's take Woody for example you tear him into little pieces you drop it all in the trash you take it back out reassemble him he will now want to be in trash that's how that works and plus oh my god that would be as he fucking said the other thing with the whole museum thing that's nice is that um Jesse clearly has been traumatized by like um being stuck in storage that's something that like a prospector like mentions and they're they don't want to go back into storage they literally she literally says I don't I won't go back in the dark so it's like back in the dark yeah but the museum is so well I don't know is the museum I mean I guess stinky Pete would consider it fucking names stinky Pete yes but is is that different for him or is it similar because he considers it like a prestige thing right like he's a he's appreciated instead of ignored it's almost like yeah we'll be dead but they'll make statues of us that's the thing and everyone's like no I will live I think he thinks like he'll be able to still move around at night time or something I guess it's kind of like the villain at the end of National Treasure 2 who saves everybody as long as they promise to tell the world that he was the one who found it right yeah this is where my brain is right now by the way wait what's what's this next remember National Treasure 2 okay so um so we notice and there's this there's the scene where where the buzz with the utility belt and the other friends of Woody they're scaling up this and then when they enter this this air duct to get to Woody and they're on the top floor the camera pans down to the OG we know underneath the elevator and I'm thinking how did he get here exactly how did he know that this is what will take him to do other toys and everything and also he's underneath the elevator in that position where he's like holding himself in it's like buzz how are you going to get out of there yeah he does it's like you're stuck on the underside of this thing holding on with your if you look closely there is like sort of an eye beam essentially and there could be something for him to grip onto like right below if it's symmetrically designed because you look at the at the top of it of that beam and uh there's like something's protracting probably he could probably do it but at the same time it's like how does well assuming buzz is a competently under there yeah is he intelligent to any degree do we do this I mean in Toy Story 2 he's pretty fucking smart like they do this really cool detective work shit to figure out like where where and who took him and buzz is the one that's masterminding most of the stuff that they do in this movie that you know allows them to achieve oh when they get to Woody in the uh oh actually before we go on to that when Woody has one arm walking through a minefield of cheese puffs to get to a sleeping owl who has his arm in his pocket his severed arm in his pocket um the wow this is fucking darkest shit without context well um owl up by the tv being turned on and the remote is in front of jesse's glass but the they reveal later that it was stinky Pete who turned the the and what i'm thinking is so did jesse not see stinky Pete get out of his box turn on the tv and frame her yeah yeah she would have had to have seen him put the controller in front of her or using the controller where it was yes but it's a shock to jesse stinky Pete was the one that turned the tv unless so her eyes open i mean i know that's her but they're always no her eyes they're wide open yeah because she's like frozen as a toy like i was curious if is the even the weakest offensive oh she was sleeping the whole time or something i don't know that's the that's the kind of sleep that toys could do with their eyes open i don't even think it would work because the the tv would have woken her up right uh yeah she should have actually stinky p at least walking away and she she'd be able to figure it out instantly if assuming that jesse is smart which you know well yeah we'll get there she is we'll get um we i don't know if you had a e-fab charger if you've noticed what we're doing is preamble before uh the main course if you will yeah i mean we could address the story we're just toying with the idea of covering videos well yeah some people like where's the video it's like uh we're not done with the intro we'll get there it's coming it's coming so it's like so um then there's like there's a you get to the uh the different toys reaching wood and woody now wants to go be in the museum and i wanted to just share this line um which is this is not a criticism it's not even with something to keep in mind for when we talk about toy story four buzz says somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being and i traveled all this way to rescue that toy because i believed him woody responds with well you wasted your time it's like the point of the scene woody develops past that and he wants to go back to andy and then toy story four regresses him back to that uh seriously that's the audio with buzz and woody is like so like well put together like it what woody is thinking right now makes sense because of like what jessie told him about emily and like all the all the stuff he's gone through talking with them and the the idea of them going back into storage like it makes perfect sense like why woody is thinking this way it's not just like he decided this one day because of that he spent a little time like they build on it and like their conflict makes sense so and uh as as they're about to walk like buzz this is my last chance and buzz responds to what woody to be watched by children through glass and never be loved again some life which kind of accounts for what asked earlier uh it's it's acknowledged by the characters in universe and this is what i would consider to be strong writing like the writers account for what question on the audience's mind and uh have that be presented to a character in universe and challenge their development that's a good thing i think um nitpick here is uh so there's a fight with zerg on top of the elevator and uh has infinite ammo there's no way that he should be able to shoot out as many like balls pellets whatever they are from his guns right yeah nerf things and he unlocked the infinite ammo cheat apparently which is a nitpick because it's just it's a small little scene zerg is overall like pointless but it's a fun little uh scene that happens there and um most people like that scene i think uh even though it's like very briefly then concluded like rather quickly uh and like around the end of the second act so we have a so scene um there they try using slinky to rescue woody from the luggage that he's in and sneaky peat drags in and um uh al is like dragging this luggage behind him and he somehow doesn't hear like his his toys are in like opening and then closing you know um which is you know a bit convenient and there's also there's in this lobby seeing this rescue attempt by slinky um so that's a little that's a little convenient there oh i like the not getting caught because i remember that they're quite uh in the open after the next attempt at the elevator from slinky and they're just there and it's like ooh yeah the riskiest that they get in the first three movies i think they're they're definitely exposed um so things that we know like okay so uh we noted that you know woody does not abandon jesse and goes out of his way to keep her from being taken to japan at this point he's with his friends they could we're racist place and jesse is you know like the whole climax is she's put on a plane that's about to take off they have to rescue her and bring her to to andy it's just that's a thing about woody's character is he is very loyal to his friends um now the next big thing that we noticed was in the same way like rc was able to keep up with the moving truck in the first movie uh this is the the this is the pattern with every payoff in the toys no sense um so when woody and jesse jump from the plane and onto buzz and bull's eye the plane immediately takes off afterwards plane is going at a hundred miles down an hour down the tarmac and that means that bull's eye was able to keep up with the plane fucking a horse bull's eye is full of determination toy horses man you don't know i'm just saying yeah uh and e-man we're not bashing toy story we're like we're pointing out we're we're applying at the same standard that we would yeah like we're not just gonna go toy story one through three a perfect four is the bad one it's like let's just have a look at them all with this level and see what happens because i have a feeling and the other three are not going to have as many issues as number four that's just my assumption well yeah that's just your opinion because uh it was we did this so that we could make sure that toy story four really was as inconsistent with the other movies as we initially thought because when i first saw toys i hadn't seen the first three movies in a while but i just had this gut reaction to it like oh that's not what would he would do that's not what buzz would do that's not how buzz is supposed to be uh this was our first this was my first time watching those movies in a long time i'm talking like over half a decade and uh wow that's hold up that's six to nine years very astute rags um well anyways um evan do you want to write down this uh the pretty much the last big criticism that we wrote it down for a clarification that bullseye one is not a nitpick that's like the finale rests upon his ability oh i didn't i didn't i didn't call that a nitpick i don't know it was someone in chat yeah i don't think really remember this is what we talked about this is the difference this is whether or not something is a nitpick is whether or not this problem is like very important to the plot or affects the plot like it is no longer a nitpick when the finale of the movie rests upon this yeah it's not a nitpick it happened in the first two movies that everyone unanimously agrees are okay not just toy story three or toy story four even the toy story four takes this problem to the nth degree and we'll get to that but is that like the math version of the n word yes yeah to the n words degree um but yeah that's that's a that's a big problem problem um but evan you're the one i've noticed this would you like to okay yeah i wrote this down this is something that was like clearly meant for a gag this is probably similar to the whole tax like falling off or it's like they want like a bit of dramatic effect in a joke they when the toys get back the reason they do is because they drove back the baggage cart from the airport it's like how do we do that without like the the the people who are running the airport noticing let alone the cops like you drive that all the traffic okay all right what well what year was toy story two made was it was uh 99 right 2009 yeah in a post 9 11 world there's no way they fucking get away with it it's not 2009 yeah it was 1999 oh 1999 i can buy it then buy that they would take a cart and they would no it's fucking ridiculous yeah it's just it's a tough word yeah so and god but it's like but it's still decent toy sales door too in in spite of all this though and through like our neat pete our neat pics and our praises enough everything yeah it's um our our overall assessment of choice or two is it has the strongest character work in the series by far and um it like even with these issues redeemed it like uh i give it like a soft nine out of 10 objectively evan gives it an eight and subjectively like in terms of how much we we uh it's a 10 out of 10 for both of us um and with the bolts i think it's a nine out of 10 objectively um that a 10 uh a lot of it's um there's a few things i'm just yeah all right you can all right give me shit for giving it a nine in spite of that um um there's a lot of good things that we didn't go over the all the neat pics and all the strong stuff yeah that's true we all call this why are we calling it neat pics you rags rags rags you stop you need to stop because this is something that they're referencing from my work and you have no idea i don't i can't fucking your videos are 12 days long i can't remember no i'm saying i'm sorry i think it's reasonable people are gonna be disappointed that you don't remember what that is that's that's what's gonna happen neat pics no i don't you know i i have there's gonna be sad faces in chat now they're gonna be like i don't remember shit for my own videos rags rags for tar stuff and now you're going long man bad here like i'm not saying it's bad i'm saying there's a reason he's not helping remember it this is not helping it's okay it's okay let's we'll do right so rags if a nitpick is like highlighting something that's relatively inconsequential but still a flaw what would you call something that's relatively inconsequential but actually a pretty cool plus like a detail that i call that a that sounds like a neat pic that sounds like a pun i'd make yeah that's that's what i that's why i called it that i was just like it's easy all right i don't believe you i'm not saying it's i just look at all those sad faces rags look at them no what what have i done i think neat pic is a great thing to call them that sounds like something i'd call them i like how in the middle of all the sad faces there's the sex channel being like check out this i'll give you a video where you won't forget any details you could need but no also also to clarify this was not taken like this all of these notes that we took weren't recounted from memory evan and i literally watched these movies and took notes as we watched we paused the movie to discuss criticisms that we had before writing them down and going yep yep that's a problem they were counted from a hazy memory um onto toy story three oh wait before we do that there's two things to note so this is the last movie that bo peep appears in for she is not in toy story three and we noticed that through both of the first movies bo peep does not act at all the way she does in the opening for a four so very interesting she's very feminine and docile because she's oh that's sexy having a female be feminine is sexist probably yep doing anything probably be sexist too all right so by the rules of toy story as we understand them can there be trans toys or is it impossible why not i don't know how does it work i don't know like i never figured out life of death yet so we gotta a lot of rules life of death is simple compared to what this trans stuff is nowadays there's the line from bo peep where she says maybe i can get someone else to watch the sheep tonight that implies the toys can have sex oh no they just want to hang out by the way that's where the screen cap that's where the some of this uh livestream comes from that's what he's going right after she says that it's first story one was edgy yeah it was golem your witty but before we we go on to toy story three let's talk about that final line of toy story two where witty's be fun while it lasts referring to the fact that andy's growing up and they won't be played with uh as often awkwardly figure out how to masturbate yeah yeah and when it all ends he says and when it all ends i'll have buzz light your to keep me company for infinity and beyond yay last slide it's and it's aged like singing it's it is aged like butter like semen yeah i was saying hey semen age really well i've seen the lighthouse that's true what i would say is like this like what i said is that toy story three should not be good when you just look at the concept because toy story two ends similarly well i wasn't happy to know that three was being made i was like oh the story's done so imagine how i felt about toy story four and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and the story five 2025 uh yeah i was i was just toy story three is really effective we're gonna get into it but i remember just like the thing i was noting is i'm like i think that this film is great just by the sheer lack of flaws like there wasn't all that much the even nitpick most of it is like really tightly written it's like how the how the toys behave it's it's really interesting so yeah either we're missing something or toy story three is a lot stronger than we remembered and um like you know so we noted things that were relevant for toy story four the fact that andy clearly hasn't played with his toys in a long time um they are craving his attention you know but with him all this time um there's uh oh evan go ahead and read out this thing that you wrote which is uh i'd say it's a fair point toy story three well this is this is honestly my biggest issue with toy story three is that they don't do much with the the characters other than buzz and woody with like how they they behave like they don't like a lot of them have choices that they make what they all decide is that they go to sunny side and there isn't much character-based reasoning for that like they don't like have different perspectives on woody the the key reason for it is because they thought that andy was trying to throw them away but the trouble is he didn't and it was like the the attic went up and then andy's mom came by that's a contrivance but it also makes it so that everyone turns against woody they all decide to go to sunny side because of that so i'm like that's a decent contrivance which is built upon and i'm like i think the writing could have been stronger at least character wise they lose their trust temporarily because they feel he's like lied to them exactly no no woody and i'm like i think you like you could have had slink or someone like that like i think he would have believed woody like i think that there you could have had other toys who are like maybe on woody's side you could have had it so there's maybe a little bit more conflict but everyone just seems to uniformly think like he tried to throw us away let's say here and and like woody's the only one is like no we need to stick together we need to go back to andy is there's like no we're staying here so it's like oh but again it's just it's the trouble is it's just built upon something which was contrived and the characters are uniform oh and there's there's another one that happened shortly after that so woody and buzz are talking in the trunk of andy's mom's car and uh this is like like woody moves to the like kind of the behind of a box he's no longer in in view of where andy's mom would be but buzz is off to like to the side he should be and they're not exactly being quiet and shortly after their conversation andy's mom appears and closes the trunk and we're thinking notice woody and buzz talking or at least buzz sort of standing up and walking around in the trunk of the car when she closed it um like that's a sort of thing that like you could a window of the trunk maybe um but maybe it's uh maybe there are counter arguments against it and i could provide them um and also the other thing about yeah plot contrivances is that while um it's possible uh even though highly unlikely to happen um i actually give a fair amount of concessions to ones that are very early on in the story to kick off the the plot like i'm fine with uh sort of um it's the inciting incident uh clause of the yeah balance basically well like i think the example most people give is um you have your characters down in the dumps for like two hours and then right at the end they win the lottery you're like damn that was lucky for them as opposed to the story begins with them winning the lottery because it's like oh well people win the lottery so we're just following a guy who won the lottery that's all exactly it's yeah it's a story and you don't resolve it with like contrivances or luck it's the the first john wick movie opens with a contrivance he uh thion at a gas station and that kicks off the plot i would say it's twofold as well the fact that he has no idea who john wick is as a person yes despite being the son of the guy who like john wick is incredibly tangled with oh i don't consider the fact that i don't consider the idea of john wick bumping into a random guy that wants his car and breaks into his house and kills a puppy like if it was just a random guy i wouldn't call that a contrivance yeah i'd be mostly fine with that myself it's fine with that it's more contrived when it's someone that's related to a guy that john wick knows don't used to work more like extensively um that's a contrivance but it's the inciting incident and the rest of the movie is written really well and then john wick two and three are not so um oh dear you say something so brave hey man i remember i was i was pitching that fucking point of view like since the e-fap started as far as i'm aware it's it's finally once metal gets his john wick three video out will will red pill everybody it's gonna happen um evan i read out this highlighted thing that you wrote down yeah this is this is one like um sunny side essentially is established as having like um the the butterfly room in the caterpillar room inside of the butterfly room all the the kids like play with the toys calmly they're very like no and then the caterpillar room they're all just destroying it like mr potato is like like stuffed in this kid's nose and they're like they're painting them the the thing is really horrifying yeah it's it's fun it makes for a funny scene when they get there though everyone seems really calm like all the toys are like saying like hello they're they're nice and then after that they start hiding it's weird that all of them just act naturally it's like they like they don't think this is a horrifying situation like you you'd imagine they despise lots so and they'd like they'd be warning them but they don't so scared to submission so i i know people to come up it's it's just a decent thing which i'm like uh yeah because like if that's one of the reasons i say is why they they stay there is because everything seems nice and if it didn't they probably wouldn't so um let's see uh there's a bloody is um so he's trying to to leave sunny side while the rest of the toys stay behind because they haven't been moved to the caterpillar right they don't think that this is a miserable place but woody insists on getting back to andy and so he's trying to escape sunny side and there comes this janitor who's rolling this this cart around and um wait what what nothing you just said you know it's it's all good ignore me okay janitor's work i did well no so so he uh like he uh grabs onto like the bottom of the janitor's car he's like moving through sunny side undetected like this is great he has figured out a very clever way even against that you know he can move through here undetected he's taken to a bathroom and while the um uh the janitor is distracted okay i'll uh go into this bathroom stall and i'm going to climb out to this like climb up to this window this open window that he uh jump out of and just as he's about to get from like the wall of the stall and onto the window sill the janitor looks up and is like wait a minute and there's like this moment the movie makes you think that the janitor is just spotted woody in the mirror and he like uh then like sort of focuses on in on the mirror itself and it turns out that is very conveniently where woody would have been seen by the janitor so it's like um it's like it's a funny little you think that woody's just been busted but they subvert your expectations but it's like super lucky that that smudge is on that very specific part of the yeah just enough time to then yeah it's that's uh i don't know if we'd call that a nitpick or if that's a more big contrivance um i can i guess it's the the likelihood of a smudge like being that perfectly placed for that perfect reason it's like yeah for him to not turn around it's and instead off to clean it so it's it decent but it doesn't bother me because i thought it was fucking hilarious and um seem as like it's it's not the worst contrivance i've seen so i was able to like move along from it but i'll i'll i'll can see it's it's a it's a contrivance i i want to draw attention to it's literally just a joke for fuck's sakes like do you want to use that defense for tlj exactly right he threw the lightsaber it's a fucking joke guys it was a funny no that's okay that wasn't even necessarily a joke i think i don't even know i'm i'm saying it doesn't bother me because it was funny but i still call it a contrivance sure well there's a thing you know you have to be careful with this sort of stuff you you can make a joke in your movie that could fuck with everything on accident you can you can easily break universal rules with a joke go be careful yep um execution and so let's there's a thing that we know we're dolly the the little plushie with purple hair in uh Bonnie's room is very pleasant in this movie very rather nice character even if she's only in like a couple scenes and it's interesting to see where that where that goes and toy story four um she's a fucking bitch oh well don't don't spoil it rags gosh um so they're doing this escape plan story three and in the like at the sunny side place and they come up with a really clever plan to escape in there they're all working together as a team and this is the thing that really movies is they're mostly like working together as a team and they're really good at it and there's the type of synergy and teamwork in all the the way the unique attributes to execute a plan very well and that's missing in toy story four of course because every original bow and buzz and woody are sidelined and just stuck in an RV the entire movie um but uh there's a thing we're thrown into a sandbox that's basically used by lotso and his minions as like a sort of like a solitary confinement cell and there's a a little cork essentially that he's able to push out and then throw each one of his body parts through but then he like after he's done though like the last thing that jumps out is his um his other arm and i'm thinking how did his other arm jump out it's kind of hard to dive into it without like a visual representation um but if anyone that's listening and hopefully my mic isn't i'm explaining this um you can go back and look you miss like one word per sentence like i said it most of the time you can tell what you're saying there's some times where i'm like wait what it's like a mini game yeah okay it's obviously it's just it's just really unfortunate if you miss out on like one word that defines your entire sentence almost it's just like oh and it's like well is that if that happens just ask me to repeat myself i have no problem with that um and i i'm my internet is shit guys but i'm planning on like that's why i can't stream at the moment so uh i'm like we're we're having to upgrade our internet at some point but we're we're having difficult time uh and isp that's that's good in our area it does sound like your internet rather than your microphone because this is doing the a bit of roboting right before you cut out it's weird because i'm i'm at i'm at four bars and i'm sitting like two feet away from the router and we are in Singapore so oh my god Singapore why Evan i want you to read out these next two bullet points and uh we can we can talk about i kind of already went over the the whole thing with the the characters could have been more developed if they had reason more character based reasons to my side would you like yeah this is the bucket that's uh oh man this is definitely the part where the movie sheets so there's this there's this scene it's like really dramatic it's like where the plan might be screwed up where one of the aliens falls um whether like trying to get around the baby and it squeaks and then it alerts um big baby to see it turns around it's walking towards them woody and the aliens are both hiding and then the baby comes and then they're gone and it's because they like hid underneath the bucket and it's like there's no way they could do that without like being seen so they had to teleport it yeah they they straight up teleport into that bitch um and so that's a plot hole that's not just a contrivance there that's like you literally contradict of the previous shot there you considered an impossibility that they could have done it yeah it's it's without introducing the the ability to teleport or at least move i feel like that would have more implications it makes it quick um gone it makes perfect sense the toys can teleport now yeah uh that's something to do with us that's the kind of uh logic you get from you know people try to defend what disney of double star was like the force can do that now it just can yeah it's just the force whatever it needs to do whenever it needs to do it it can now do those things yeah whatever we show hey it's it's a scene that establishes a new war what do you call it when the plot has plot armor when the plot has power impossible for there to be a plot hole because it just means that's yeah because the force oh it's like i guess if you were to make like a meta story that's kind of satirizing bad writing like you have a character it's literally given something that and that's how it functions and it's like making fun of that maybe you're sort of acknowledging like um emperor's new groove has a plot hole and how easy gank gets you the palace at the end and they acknowledge it and it's it's a joke and uh they're they're satirizing plot holes basically you know i love that i love that line yeah girl um so works because it's like the rush movie self-aware that's that's what you can get away with it's meta emperor's new groove is a major action emperor's new groove i feel like spaceballs in a movie that totally takes advantage of that kind of craft if you will yeah it's it's um it's uh uh basically plot hole proof because it makes fun of it's okay the jay finds it boring guys it's okay it's okay um so let's see uh evan at this point you wrote this down uh oh yeah this is something that uh salpa had a little bit of a bigger problem with is that like lotso um like uh lotso essentially goes on this big old villain monologue he like just loses his mind and then that forces big baby to betray him and put him in the dumpster and it's like throughout the film he's been very level headed and all of a sudden he turns into this maniacal like villain who's like ranting about toys the thing that i think helps is that uh woody brought up daisy and he literally threw the uh the the um the heart shaped thing that had um daisy's name on it to big baby so it's like it's i'm guessing that's a part of lotso's past that he just has tried to bury and he doesn't want like anyone to bring that up so it just the mere fact brought and it like yeah triggers it just like it it like brings back all the memories and that's it but also similar scene why did you say that name oh yeah at least there's to it though that's the thing is like i i don't buy that the whole like slow motion like martha was like set up for something like that that scene is so cheesy it comes out of nowhere it's like they build it instead of this movie because you have the whole flashback explaining everything so you know his past so there's something there so yeah still still a little bit convenient to save the day that like that's that's how they defeat the villain more or less is that it gets big baby to turn against them so um and then basically the last thing that i sort of noticed uh a movie uh that i wrote down at least was um so buzz has this he gets like reprogrammed by lotso and his goons to be toy story one okay and it's like that's fine it's not a character regression it's done against his will there's an explanation for it it's fine he's not just doing this out of nowhere and they try reprogramming him and they accidentally make him into like a latino stereotype uh which is kind of funny the latin lover basically the very smooth and suave kind of like zoro type person and um he seduces the shit out of jesse doesn't he oh yes the way that he's reverted back to uh to his regular self though is a tv falls on top of him um uh like i don't know if that's a problem in and of itself it's like percussive maintenance is a thing that sometimes does work in my experience gives me a good whack and it like sets it straight uh but something that people have said has well buzz is retarded in toy story four because a tv and i must have like damaged his brain or something his but his his brain oh they don't have this well the other thing the other thing is like that that aside saying that aside is like he isn't he's clearly not stupid even after he uh has this happen and i think that that renders that defense for how he is in toy story four like totally moot like your honor this man is clearly brain damaged objection my client lacks the necessary organs to be um now the rest are all evan and the first one that he's gonna read out here the pattern of toy story's ultimate payoffs not making any sense it happened in one with the flying it happened in two with uh super fast bull's eye and now it happened to number three and evan you can take it from here it's so unfortunate because that's where i love the endings of all three toy story movies but it's like yeah they don't make much sense so the aliens get separated this is this is a great setup and pay off by the way because like it's something that you can easily forget about the aliens get separated from the rest of the toys when a dump truck passes by they were like literally noting another crane they like they said the claw and then it gets pushed they get pushed away so then the toys all like get like thrown into this giant incinerator and then the alien save them with a crane and then they say like the claw they're inside of this big ol like control room it's like how did they get into there how did they know that they were going to like be thrown into that incinerator it's just it's something that does not make much sense at all there's like there's no way they could pull that off or would have any knowledge that that was happening so and that is a hard seed to criticize because a lot of people find it to be very uh you know close to this is the this is the troubles the three endings are like so emotionally satisfying but they don't make much sense at least the components of them don't but they're built up too really well and they like serve like an ending for the arc and yeah that that scene is like that's hard to watch for a lot of people it was really emotional in the theater so yeah it's it's a great scene in that respect but yeah at least for the resolution it doesn't make much sense not to mention like there's this thing where um in uh like as their incinerator this is before lots of betrays them but um slinky like there's this magnet that um slinky is uh like and so all the toys then realize oh in order to get past this obstacle or like it's actually this like this thresher thing that will uh completely destroy the toys if they get magnetized to the top of this chute essentially and uh they um they grab onto something metal and uh woody tries like grabbing i think it's like a golf club to use as like a um um uh what's the what's the term it's uh it's not like a it's not a lever it's um fulcrum a fulcrum yes oh well would it be a fulcrum it's like he's he's i don't even know you're talking about so maybe sorry so so so no um so lotso is like and he's woody's trying to put this golf club down to like more leverage out of it you know um a wedge a wedge sorry a wedge so he tries using this wedge basically and it's about to like take him up and buzz like uh jumps on it and that adds more weight and going up then lotso gets freed and then lots of grabs onto the golf club and now suddenly all three of them are taken up to the top by the golf club and then is like uh they all drop down all the other toys can drop down naturally but the question is okay if there's a magnet up there how is and he just gets down without any explanation and uh i call that a problem um there's another thing about slinky that evan notices them i've highlighted it here for him to read out it's a small thing first of all there's something above that but yeah there's just this shot where you see slinky jump onto the roof and that's like how that everyone else gets like update they all uh repel upwards that's something that wasn't answered in toy story too but it's like it's it's like he can jump to the top of a of a two-story building it's like how did you pull that off so and then there's this as well this is uh this is similar to uh the whole thing with the the cart but uh like cid or at least like what we're left to believe is cid the the person who's the the garbage man lord lord forbid the garbage man who is uh patrols the streets he just so happens to be at the dump at that exact time they're like how do we get back we're at a dump and then cid's there it's like oh okay well convenient well it's okay because cid was mean to the inanimate objects he believed it connects it's a thing so don't don't feel sorry for him even though he did nothing wrong wow you think it's okay that he blew up combat carl even if he wasn't non sentient even if he wasn't sentient well i mean well does you mean doesn't know that comic carl sentient that's my point it's like he's the i think the film is condemning him whether or not they're sentient oh like angry children shouldn't break and destroy things and get enjoyment from that that's a bad there's there's a potential yeah it's kind of messed up that it's just messed up that the this thing you did as a kid you are a villain forever it's kind of a fucked up moral we don't know what else he you know he became a garbage but he could be a very happy friendly garbage man we don't know so what do people suggest like listening to the music he's he's all happy and like people this is definitely not coping if he's enjoying his uh his his job at least but yeah yeah well yeah the slaves all look at them they're singing out there in the fields they love it they're having a great time if you had like an after credits therapy scene where they're like you still still see those toys in your dreams and he's like every day seriously no one will believe me no matter how many times i don't even know if i believe me anymore no i don't know what is real what's in my mind i'm a wreck i'm a wreck doc now um other people he would be like they're it's a life trust me it's like all right evan this this is i guess our last criticism of toy story three from like an objective level i guess um so this is probably seven this is probably the most risky thing woody or any of the other toys do in regards to like moving around and having the potential to be seen so andy his mom and uh molly are all like um like playing with buster essentially they're like saying goodbye to him woody jumps off of the the shelf he runs over with a note he writes on the sticky note and he puts it on the box he does that all like plain in sight and it's just it's a big risk he does it quickly and there is a distraction but it's something that's like that's a stretch for him to do considering how carefully he's been throughout all the other films so yeah so then that's about it though and and that i swear we had so much trouble watching that last scene from toy story three because we knew it's this this is all gonna be ruined bonnie is like well i remember being very happy with that scene uh when i first saw the film because i was still a bit uh cynical about the film just like toy story three why is there a dude but i remember that last scene everything you know what kind of makes it old that's not so bad yeah like i just it's a really nice little the toys carry on they make other kids happy i'd like to just read out um before we come to our our rating for toy story three which might piss off people in the chat that are just saying no toy story three is bad and not really backing it up so andy is handing his toys over to bonnie and he doesn't know that woody is uh is inside the box looks into the box after he thinks that he's taken all of his toys out and he's uh like kind of reluctant to hand them over and it's about how special woody was to him and it's this really beautiful moment because uh this is like after years of not playing with woody and it is saying like talking about woody it essentially two woody's face you know looking woody in the eye and talking about how much and what he says about woody is he's brave like a cowboy should be and kind and smart but the thing that makes woody special never give up on you ever he'll be there for you no matter what well that's a flaw that he needs expunged yeah andy was wrong thanks toy story four um well there's one quick thing thanks to the mods who are desperately trying to shoot down all of the fucking i don't even know what this trend is with these bot accounts but jesus because there's no general filter i can make that'll stop them because they they change their names constantly with all kinds of different things also discord just died on me apparently um hello it's dungeon discord just updated like it just went no i'm okay that's an effect for it totally fucking middle 50 is just like i don't care what you're doing you gotta get that update um okay well but i guess uh evan and i had a we gave oh by the way aspiring writers said that when we talk about quality we're not being objective stop saying those um i mean it wouldn't even matter there's a good i'm gonna do i want at this point we're inconsistencies that's it you with them what you want to do people in chat that's up to you and uh oh the objective rating uh of course that's referring to how i like would score the writing quality um evan and i both gave it a nine out of them because in spite of like the the issues that we listed there's also a lot of strengths that we had like we didn't write down a fair amount of stuff about the movie that we thought was really good and uh yeah if we're rating movies objectively does it get a plus because it has positive things or is every movie a 10 for objectivity and then you just take away from the flaws i mean there's like you have to yeah you have to sort of like balance out like how bad is the is the really bad stuff how bad is the bad stuff how good you know because let's let's because the default state of just a movie right like i guess that we that like just movie as a concept perfectly objective it doesn't matter if it's entertaining if it's just a photo or sorry a 10 minute video of a room right that is an objectively perfect movie there are no flaws in it right subjectively it's shit but objectively it's perfect so does that mean every movie at progression of events and stuff that stuff is perfect quote unquote but i suppose you don't need to tell me the continuity as you're going right so like each of them start with almost nothing and then as soon as you see a scene it would it would jump to 10 because everything's making sense everything's fine and then as it progresses because the 10 is perfect right so if it has a flaw it doesn't matter how good the rest of it is the flaw means it's no longer a 10 it's no longer perfect right oh and yeah james more i wasn't being sarcastic about the modding thing i'm very thankful that you're able and and theo i think to knock them out yeah like they're actually really really bad yeah the the bots are really yeah so thank you for trying to keep chat clean because that's very i'm sure they appreciate it as well i i think that james or should uh he should name he's connor because he's uh leading the war against these bots here more like chad more am i right chad more yeah i just i guess the point is a movie going out of its way to do something really good can't bump it up it's just the lack of flaws won't bring it down pretty much this is something i think was interesting because i i think that toy story 2 has better character material than toy story 3 and this is something like i mentioned this the idea that like the toys kind of think uniformly they don't they don't have a lot of character based reasons for why they decide to stay at sunny side other than they thought that andy was throwing them away it's like that's not very strong character based material there's a lot better material instead of toy story 2 but i would say that that film has more plot based flaws so it's like it's balancing it i'm sorry yeah rags what you're saying here so when you have something like toy story one where there's this inconsistency with how buzz actually thinks he's a toy um like we still give that movie like a seven out of ten in spite of that issue as well as the others that we mentioned uh the writing around those things is overall strong as opposed to something like the last Jedi where there are a couple of cores that are then like there's a there's this pile up of smaller inconsistencies on top of all that um it seems like like what would you rate toy story one then under this uh i i haven't i haven't seen it in a long long time so i couldn't say um but i think that if we're going by what an objectively perfect movie is and i think that absolute i think that anybody could go out and make an objectively perfect movie in the sense that it could just be a 10 second or 10 minute however long you want it wanted to be if just an inanimate object sitting on a anything it's just anything like that right yeah there's no inconsistencies there's no problems there's no plot holes there's nothing it's perfect objectively however subjectively it's fucking trash so but also um like there are plot holes in in contravences that i think that's worth kind of like trying to measure what now there are plot holes in contrivances that are actually like they're worse than others there's like some like sure and they were noticeable or i agree but they would only they it's just a matter of how it lowers it from a 10 like i say like a 10 is the default right okay and then all the flaws go yeah they drag it down and drag it down and drag it down and not all the same of course okay and i don't even know if i necessarily agree with it like it's just i i am i am very loosely sitting on this but i i guess i guess it's sort of the nature of flaws in themselves like um because what before we start watching a movie it's almost like we're dealing with this is going to sound really faggy but it's almost like before we start watching a film right we're dealing with a concept of the film of a film um and like that perfect measurements in our mind of some kind and then what we actually see is what drags down you know we take the concept of a perfect film then you take what you watch and it takes away from i don't i don't know it's just i'm a lot of this is just me thinking out loud but if we go with the idea that the good parts of a film can bump it up then a film with a flaw could still be a 10 out of 10 well depending on how good they are though well any any flaw means it can't be a 10 out of 10 but about 10 huh we didn't give it a 10 out of 10 objectively i know i know yeah i'm not talking i'm talking about just movies is you know i'm talking conceptually sure right not about this specific movie because i i i kind of like this idea that a film can't get better based on its content necessarily it's like all the bad things just drag it down from up potentially perfect um yeah i i i mean i would probably just be hyper specific with all of this instead of film i would probably go with script just just to make specifically talking about the writing and where it can go and then you know we'd have probably get into a little bit of what it would mean to constitute as a story as well for writing because does does a does a video of 10 minutes of a chair in a room constitute the story i don't know i mean i would say yes there's a film called empire which i believe was directed by andy warhol it was like released in the 60s it is just a um a shot that's continuous and it's just the empire state building there's nothing else so it's like is that a film is that technically its story like does a story need progression there's like there's a lot of interesting questions well any film any film has progression well you also have to like factors like music editing direction sound design like those are those are things that i believe there is a craftsmanship too i don't think that's just like a you know there's just like it all depends on how they make you feel like no i think that there is uh there's a way that you can prove that there's like a film that's bad taken two taken three quantum of solace those are like my go-to terribly edited movies um and then you look at something more like uh the mission impossible movies or um like even probably out now the first three born movies uh kingsmen 1917 which are incredibly shot and edited compared to something like taken so i think like editing and in those other technical things it's not just writing that needs to be fact and that should factor into the objective scoring too it's not just the script i don't i don't know i think that we could only i think that in this case we can only point out flaws in not say for instance there's no there's no objective reason why a movie like a a long scene a scene that's a really a long single shot is better than one that has a lot of uh that has more jump cuts right so i think yeah unless these jump cuts were fucking continuity yeah there could be a there could be an instance where it is but just you know all things being equal otherwise then one is not objectively better than the other okay i think it's here and as as much as i hate to say let's agree to this dream move on we do have a couple videos to get to and people really want us to get to toy story for now well i mean yeah this is this will be interesting discussion to have i'm pretty sure like some of the first things we ever said about any of this subject it'll be talked about well after i'm and brag well four of us are dead dust in in becoming a part of the earth that spawned us right stardust all that shit because um yeah there's already the different comments like they have no idea what they're talking about they're using the words wrong you have to ignore this part i was just i was just scanning through just like people get very upset but i don't really care as far as i've considered very clear about the the terms of what they mean so at this point i practically think it's semantics and categorization and if you can't look past it and understand exactly what's being said instead of getting hung up on a particular word that you use a different definition for it should be like all right yeah i use objectively like synonymously with i'm critically thinking here right because you can just enjoy a movie and and try to you know know you or everything you know you can do the turn your brain off argument um but then what i'm trying to do here is i'm thinking critically but like the craftsmanship involved here and that's what i mean when i'm giving it an objective rating is like looking more into the flaws and serving these things um but like this doesn't like even the the nitpicks and everything like i wouldn't not too much for for those kinds of of minor i guess shortcomings when it comes to attention to detail and then there's other things much bigger issues i'd say so as for the two videos we've got what do you reckon should we do why Toy Story 4 works like watch it and then as we're approaching it criticizing Toy Story 4 and then probably go for everything we have for it and then do the next one just so that we sort of have a bit of a you know instead of doing all of Toy Story 4 and then the two videos we could do a video Toy Story 4 then video yeah we could probably yeah let's let's watch the one where he's saying works um and then that'll kind of like kickstart a discussion about Toy Story 4 this is the good stuff chat we're gonna be bashing Toy Story 4 net yeah this is honestly it didn't take us long to get this point did it yeah relatively free FAP we're all right on schedule two hour two hour preamble yeah that's fine all right let's let me get this this invite ready so yeah i guess contacts there are there are youtubers who are fans of Toy Story 4 which is fine and they'd like to express to the world that it is a film of quality and that there will be arguments that can be made now you folks in chat you may feel one way or the other as do we and um i suppose now is the time for us to finally talk about it because um we've thrown a lot of shade at Toy Story 4 without necessarily justifying it um throughout the EFAPs tenure so you know everything ends up on the chopping block eventually and i guess it's time for us to uh explore this one because there's gotta be there's gotta be a couple people in chat who really like it i imagine see you see what they think of these arguments uh who are we missing from uh the you rags Evan um i'm here oh i always expect to see your icon there but i guess do not do that anymore it's not loading i clicked it and it like halfway loaded let me try again it just decided it wasn't gonna load all the way uh and don't don't give away who the youtuber is i want all these people to oh all right i think i think he's right covered before is this yes i mean undis three no i was just gonna say where is ever not back yet that's probably what this who's missing i assume not mr. Monroe oh i didn't even yeah i probably should have said by the way um our two guests i just see we have guests i was gonna say i treat it so casually that we just we just jumped in our guests are south poor and Evan Monroe uh south poor has been here before everyone everyone knows him the cat guy that's how everyone knows you and the the the guy with the cat yeah yeah um it's not chris duckman clone it's i it's my new cat avatar and uh Evan Monroe's the guy is i showed his video on e-fab number something something because i've completely forgotten which which one it was but uh yeah we finally got to have him on to talk about some toys so i really should have done this two and a half hours ago that would have been suitable but hey it's fine because we we gotta we gotta fill a little bit of time while he's um while he's coming back anyway so yeah in fact um i'll be right back myself i guess while it was a break i'll get that in fine i mean south boys have to talk about something how about that um that new thing how about that yeah that new thing was uh i gotta say i didn't like it myself but it was pretty good no i mean there's just so many string scenes in it that problem how is ren have you spoken to him yeah ren's okay i have to make this i guess i should probably say this publicly on on e-fab um ren and i are um ren's reviews the guy that i uh spoke to my first e-fab appearance about his mission impossible review and um actually appeared on my podcast a couple times and the first time was on my first podcast where we covered the very like one of the videos that we're covering today and i admit that toy story four sucks he's he and i had a fun time talking about how awful cats and the rise of skywalker both were i still haven't seen cats i'm excited to cats was the first movie that i saw this decade um i waited until after the new side and i realized oh seeing this before i see uncut gems this is how i start off the decade this is a this is great it's how it gets us in 2020s um meme of a yms's channel for a while where he's like because that was the first film he reviewed for 2020 he was like cats is the best film of 2020 so far that's just the um i mean if i if i had seen it before new year's eve i agreed it's like yeah i would have put the more which is why i didn't want to see it before new year's eve is like there's no i'm risking i'm not risking toy story for getting knocked off the list here there's like a very special uh vicious hatred that i have for this movie um the dark knight rise i criticized a lot my last well second to last appearance on here and that was like one of the most disappointing movies i'd ever seen and it was like my last jedi before i saw the last jedi um but and in the last year it was was a very profoundly unpleasant the theater but with the dark knight rises i actually spent a fair amount of time denying that it was bad i was like trying to convince myself that it was actually like a really good movie felt like i was in a very unpopular position for not thinking that film was any good my friend group were not happy with me but i was like i don't know man oh around within a few days about it um it was just that you know i love the dark knight so much i loved batman begins so much and i want dark knight rises to just be good and i didn't and um the hatred for it kind of grew over the years and uh people left comments the fat fifty saying that i was being deliberately obtuse with the movie saying things like southpaw the uh the plane crash wasn't subtle crash it was just supposed to fake dr paul's death and i'm thinking like so they chose to fake dr paul's death in the most suspicious way possible like okay okay buddy saying that we were like being um disingenuous about the cops in that movie it's like it's about moving three thousand cops into a sewers at once okay all right sure like i didn't realize that i want you to imagine that happening in your city oh you can't i know i i don't know i i feel like if you were gonna fake someone's death a plane crash wouldn't be a terrible way to do that the group are specific and strange way though oh my god because i haven't seen it so okay you're fucked you're gonna go to school i thought the final one was um we are now at the point where ifap is touching at questions people far more intelligent and cultured have researched a lot more and the answers prove them wrong well you can go watch their fucking streams well i'm just i was just like i didn't realize we've covered anything but we haven't always covered pretty much yeah i don't we haven't branched out that much i mean i would never want people to assume that like oh yeah hello i'd like to think we're a fairly smart bunch wow fucking egotistical just like i mean like the chat said we ain't no i mean y'all are fucking dumb dumb's that's where you direct another vessel chat or both i have just everyone wow everyone's just a dumb ice cream cone head uh but yeah i would i would expect that there's people who've done way more research on on the things that we talk about but uh that doesn't really stop us from being like hey you know toy story you know how they're like alive yeah like you know the implications that has it's like we're we're gonna talk about that anyway um so yeah i guess are we good to uh jump in oh yeah avan of you have you joined the watch together okay i mean watch together my dumb point rags is not called jamie yeah i'm not actually saying go and watch volt airs streams you got me what am i about i've always taken everything you say literally ranks yeah it's just hey just take everything i say literally oh great so fucking watch together has changed on me again thank you oh it just makes us look incompetent for a moment you have to talk while i fix it all right well um so i don't know about you guys but what he's being an ironical ironical hey by the way mauler forgot to introduce you earlier and now that you're here i already did oh hi yeah hey everyone it's me rags uh frequent guests i was i was telling them evan how we showed your video once upon a time here thank you really good video and how i should have mentioned this like things i can't uh because it's still black with a loading wheel oh for me the watch together uh it's on the first second for for us um i can't even see people's names let me i guess i'll reload and see if it loads up this time for me i was trying to watch something we're ringing out the other day and he couldn't get washed together to work which was kind of lame yeah it's not quite i mean i i guess let me do a test to see if the controls will work for me christ okay oh my goodness he's talking about this guy looks like a toy story character it's a way it is working for you yes i can play it so that should that's really all i need i could play in it i i guess i can play it and i guess i could pause it so let's roll this back to zero wow he looks like he kind of looks like a a discount version of jim from treasure planet yeah that's not so bad i was i was thinking uh i was thinking more like like ruby rose but retarded wow oh my god i kind of see it that's listen that's not first off in before they're just making fun of his i'm not making fun of his appearance i'm just saying i'm just kind of like that's what he gets the hair mostly it's the hair on the eyebrows i do it he's got the uh the last jet i poster behind him oh dear oh fuck off no how do we know that's is that a is it is it is wait is what what it's the oh that's the last jet poster yeah this man has bud buzz light you're on his bed good and there's a speech bubble next to to buzz that says i like toy story you know i i think that's a fair inference that buzz would like toy story listen think about the mad pussy this guy's playing while buzz light year is watching him blast off at the speed of light and when i come to my room i got my can you imagine the poster my buzz light can you imagine the the moans that like like how the moans that he makes when down he's like let me use protection and he makes his visor go down look i need to know why toy story full works you guys are ruining it okay here we go it's gonna be great what i'm about to say might show make sure make sure it's an ebb and echoing a bit from the you might there miss yeah ebb and it's done for everything can you might go in now again well it's not playing uh hold on we let's test it oh i see it yep it's an echo uh what is that all about um what if you use to talk yeah just have like a hot key designated for you know activating your um in any key really hold it down yeah it could be an an attractive key doesn't have to be home that's true it could be an an attractive key i think x is the hottest key because it's like a butthole i kind of i could see that got a little pucker there echo Monroe we are we are we testing again hello i don't know let's test it all right because they might just be about to it's not echoing i don't know why do you stand under his mouth if it's gonna drop i don't know these are unfortunate pauses it is oh this is a horrifying frame to be stuck on yeah don't worry chat we'll we'll move it eventually we're just you know trying to help out have them first we'll get there also wow those those bots in chat they're really they're aggressive and there's so many i feel really bad but i think it's Theo and james the ones who are trying it's like again thank you guys because that's uh that's some annoying shit right there those bots try to outsmart us with the copying and pasting of other messages out there gone the butthorse of um evan are you speaking right now we cannot hear you yeah evan if you're talking we there's there's nothing that frame looks like a blow-up doll oh i get it i get it shameless sent the sex box at the sex box after us because we're going to be criticizing twice and you're shameless that's now that's it all makes sense you're shameless this guy his name is shameless gorman this is name he looks like a shameless yeah and listen if that was my room i would be a shameless i just went crazy with discord hey did discord just randomly update on you evan because that yeah i know that feel i guess not i think seo went to bed oh dear oh my goodness evan dear are you there evan we have to watch this is a films video come on even though evan you can do it i don't think evan can do it you gotta check all your inputs probably and then double check them and then triple check them um start without me if you want well he's typed out not me you're not allowed to start without me now it is i guess we can we can we can just give a look see to this opening well uh hopefully evan can get that so wait you've heard of evan ever since but have you heard of evan ever since what yes okay oh all right we did it yay all right that's that folks okay all right uh all right let's see if it echoes whatever about to say might shock you still i dammit evan okay i'm just gonna mute when it does that because i don't know what's going on no just use push well just use push the talk well when i do use push to talk it would let me ego i that was when i couldn't talk to you guys so at that point then button when you want to talk i guess you're gonna have to manually mute whenever we play yeah i'll just do that that's not very fun but i'll appreciate wait don't you have like a headset yeah i do i don't know why it echoes this has happened before hold on just um i don't know do you remember when this happened last time right so far yes yeah it actually actually happened as we were trying to watch the toy story movies and it's not it's not coming from my headset because i i tried testing going out and then it worked fine so is the sound is is your sound coming out of like speakers no i have a headset so so your microphone is picking up your headsets audio um i don't think so i think i think that we tested that last time it literally has to be the case if we're hearing well it could be some kind of cross wirish like the way to test that would just be turn your volume to zero and then i'll play and we'll see if it echoes i'm sure turning mic volume down not mic volume uh literally watch together mute watch together i'm curious if i press play if it'll echo because that'll let us know it's more internal than external volume is all the way down make sure to keep your jaws in a fixated shut position but it might it seems to actually be your microphone is picking it up from your actual headset that's pretty crazy right i turn it down way down try it now because they might just be about to drop i love toy story for it has an amazing story god shows up what is the receiving level of your microphone i was gonna say about microphone man jeez is it like 300 that can't be it it's just an 18 2020 that's um that's well it depends it that's a it's not a it's not a microphone it's a it's a setting in windows let me okay test this out i'm gonna go i'm gonna go as far away from the mic as i can really as you can really that's all fuck we just hear it like guys as far as i guess we'll test to that yeah yeah that's it go to what is the risk what is the microphone level what level is your mic the headset cannot possibly be that good let me um hang on this is no no no the microphone what level is your microphone set at i'm not sure dude it's i i i just got an interface and we'll find out together we'll go on an adventure you can keep this information with you for the rest of your day okay so sorry go to your go to your sound settings a discord or on your windows machine on windows machine i want on your desktop in the taskbar that you're using windows right oh yes i have windows okay okay just make sure you could be on a mac you could be a fucking version so i want you right click on the bottom right on the little volume thing where it says sounds click on that okay uh yeah okay uh you should see something that look you should see something that looks approximately like this let me get there oh um hold on a minute i mean the manual solution still stands you just have to keep muting his mic i was about to say that's probably yeah and you'll have to then you'll have to do this for everything for the rest of your life oh no it's just your wife your future children your grandchildren will have to deal with this problem you can you don't want that he's able to support it no downstream it takes five seconds just do the thing i said to do yeah you're you're on the thing i will tell you how to get there so at the bottom right of your of your taskbar you see the little the see the little thing the little uh like the volume thing here i'll show you what it looks like i can light i know yeah okay right click sound excellent okay recording tab double click on the at 2020 microphone there then go to the levels tab um hold on it's looking different it's looking different dude i'm on like windows 10 or hang on i'm on windows 10 as well manage sound settings god microphone is that what it looks like oh it does not look like that it's it's different it's like it's going to the regular settings sorry guys i don't i don't know all that much about computers man i just don't know the basics hang on this is so i need you to locate system 32 you're talking in a different language this is so when you when you right click when you go to the sound thing what it what do you get when you do you not get you not see what i posted open sound setting open volume mixer um spatial sound uh it says off and then trouble shoots sound problems is that what you're getting are you talking about when you right click on the little volume thing down here is that what you're talking about right here yes so there's not a sound option there so there's open sound settings it looks different from yours open volume mixer and open sound settings yeah open sound settings is there so there's no sounds no there's not just sounds all right um let's let's right click on let's see go to settings and let me see i thought this is the way i've always done it so if i go to devices and i click on at 2020 usb plus it's just the only option it gives me is remove device that's a fucking jesus windows maybe i want to do things other than just remove that's what i'm staring at a barrel i'm just giving me a few options all right all right we're okay we're fine we're good related settings sound settings there we go that could possibly be it um so on the so uh on settings you go to devices right bluetooth and other devices no we're not we're gonna do this together okay i'm at devices yeah are you on devices all right now on the right it says sound setting just click it okay let's click that all right i'm learning this as i go so from here choose input device device properties boom there it is found it device properties it has the volume thing on it device slider yes i'm not seeing that on sound all right let's go back let's do this okay here's here's what i've got here is what we've got here i'm gonna get a screen shot in the ass so i'm gonna screenshot this all right do you is this what you see in a second um minimize this you clicked on sound settings yeah this is where we are yeah okay that's this is what you see then that is what i see now for input choose your input device it'll have the at 2020 there or whatever you call it uh it says microphone to usb audio codec yes that could probably that's that very well might be it other is do you even have another option hey there's another option it says microphone uh rail rail tech audio it's probably just a computer yeah it's probably audio codec ah all right so go to device properties that's right underneath that got it okay you should see dare i say it something that looks like this yeah i'm gonna wait uh yes yes okay good okay all right now that volume slider that's the sensitivity of your microphone to 700 being so what's it at it's at 78 so probably high that lower that to mine's 51 just as a frame of reference go to 51 all right so yeah lower it a bit keep this open dear god keep this open so we have to find it again and give that a shot right and um we'll we'll see if that fixes the issue see this is way easier than what moller suggested it's still wrong at all this is nice and quick and easy i lower it to see if it works okay i lower it to 51 test it now no microphone is this good just no it don't you sound great you sound great no you sound great great it's just that i i don't believe that it could possibly be picking up the audio of so my microphone or the higher the higher the volume is set at the more sensitive the microphone is like if my microphone is at 100 it is insanely sensitive towards the point where you like that's why mine's only 51 it's like half of what it could be okay all right meme is so perfect okay i lower just testing can he just share his screen to rags no he can't he can't pick up the whole cool if we share no just test it okay okay so let's give this a shot the video yeah and if it's 2,000 you can just keep lowering the bar until we don't have an issue anymore this will solve our problems forever we won't have to make fun of you ever again into what is the story that we never knew we needed but it was just the most all right i mean it's less impactful yeah yeah exactly there you go yeah so lower it by you know the 40 lower it a bit more yeah yeah 35 okay different toy story film ever like i'm not saying that's a bad it's whenever it's famous rises in his speech that's when it'll show up well if as long as he only talks when he has something to say well that's just life advice but as long as you only talk when he has something to say if we pause it there anyway we should be good okay we're gonna go back to zero i'm gonna try and make it through this fuck now it's southpaw doing it guys for me now we're sorry i yeah we can hear you i'll just have you all know that as time as i was muted i was listening can't even hear half of what southpaw said i was fucking losing it while i was muted you two you two posted the pay to have his guests i'll say that much southpaw i need you to call Comcast on their phone on your phone hang on hang on i'll get you their support number i need to do all this before men it's where we had this exact same mission get forced all right can you guys hear me now i can't tell you because that would you two books gonna think that i'm doxing affinity customer service can you guys hear me now yes yes okay and you guys can hear me okay yeah sorry so i'll just have i'll just let everyone know that i uh as uh as my mic was muted because i tuned into the stream and and heard the the music choice which was a really great choice of music moller i wonder wonder yeah it's got that idea it's just i literally typed in random letters and uh it just came up it was perfect it wasn't directed to me by anybody in particular thank you for calling no definitely not to my support all right are we doing this we ready everyone we're finally doing this boys we ready this is why you showed up this is why we're here we're we're doing it your purpose what i'm about to say might shock you so make sure to keep your jaws in a fixated shut position because they might just be about to drop i love toy story for it has an amazing story you're wrong no it doesn't you're wrong what 10 seconds in hey man the story could amaze i think it was amazing too it amazed me in all the wrong ways shall we shall we talk well i was gonna say should we only counter any any like positive points he makes if we if we feel the need to and then once his video is over we'll go through anything we've missed so i don't know do you think it's interesting that he uses the frame where they're literally marveling at the pretty lights as he says i love toy story for well he said it's an amazing thing they're being amazed by the by the pretty lights you're being amazed by the pretty lights yeah though i think it's accidentally indicative of what is getting people to like toy story which is oh look it's the things that i like his visuals do not help his point hey man he he might like gorilla it does look good you know the film does look amazing the animation it's amazing the detail must be good the pixels okay the pixels are amazing specifically the voxels it it is a very beautiful film it is a very beautifully animated great that's um objectively sexy that's how you put that right yeah yeah yeah sure that's a thing that is a thing full animation and it just provides us with the most perfect ending to woody's story no no no no no okay if we get into woody's story okay let's talk about it all right i'm sorry no we have to talk about this we have to talk about this okay remember all the stuff that we brought up about how woody has these uh there's this whole movie where woody is insecure about not being played with and he moves past that and toy story three reveals well it not reveals he say to bonnie that woody will never give up on her what is the natural way that you end toy story four those two things those those two pretty important little details well how would you guys end it wouldn't have to be like it should be a story about woody taking all the lessons he's learned and imparting that wisdom onto another toy he can be the yoda in this movie maybe someone else okay does he want anything else because i don't know there's a lot of things you can do there's a lot of different directions you could theoretically take did you said there's a lot of erections you could theoretically take i mean i don't know i don't know how they we haven't covered the sexual aspect really beyond saying that they apparently did have the sex in the first film i think confirmation was had with the with the sheep comment oh yeah hundred percent right there that was bouchika wow wow territory oh absolute mm-hmm yeah well the way that i think that uh should have ended given those established parts of woody's character is they should have just have him abandoned bonnie in and just stay behind with bow peep at this carnival and just be a lost toy and never get played with by a kid we'll just help other toys get get kids but because that's totally a thing now and toy story four that just comes about nowhere as oh it's woody has fulfilled his purpose like what what do you mean isn't a toy's purpose to be played with by a kid like woody has a new owner and don't give me this bullshit about how bonnie doesn't care about him anymore because we're given in the beginning of this movie is that woody hasn't been played with in like a week and then um let me oh god let me see if i can find this uh picture here um but someone sent this to me over twitter and it uh it actually shows during the i can't let you montage bonnie is actually playing with woody you guys remember that that little bit yeah um which confuses the uh the issue doesn't it it's like especially when woody can apparently go many years without being played and be played with and be okay with it and when you have a character that's written really well there's an aspect of can you sort of predict to a reasonable degree what they will do in the future based on what their character is with woody if they made a toy story five knock on wood holy i have no idea what he will do he could do anything he could be competent incompetent a buffoon elated everything he could his loyalties could be to anybody you have no idea what is going to happen with woody now because he's so inconsistent because they've doubled back on yep that's the problem with character assassinations that's the problem with going back on character you're basically saying oh the character development from the previous movie that didn't actually matter most of the thing man like the the quote the the end of story two like the i'll be with buzz light year to infinity and be a well until t4 ts4 it's like that's basically where it ends he'll never leave well i mean you know until about a year from now not only does pretty leave buzz but buzz leaves woody yeah twice he's just like okay right we'll try and get to these things eventually but holy shit when buzz leaves woody halfway through the movie all two thirds i guess like fuck this guy that part that part i don't know that that part annoys me a lot but probably not as much as the whole woody abandoning everybody part that's that's probably the part of all this with the most yeah that's yeah yeah let's he's going to leave behind all of his friends his surrogate family that he's known for i mean it's like god i mean it's okay so jump between two and four okay between two and three i guess or at least you know ten years takes place between toy stories right and we know that he's known most of those toys much longer than like since before toy story one at least you know at least some time has you know the offscreen before the first movie so he's known these people for a long time bo peep is gone for at least nine year leaves all of his friends that he's known for well over 10 years for someone who left and has like he hasn't seen in and people try to say oh you know it's uh it's um it's his ex basically it's like okay listen woody supposedly had moved on from from bo by like toy story three like it's brought up and he's like visibly sort of saddened by it but he's actually rather resilient did you notice that evan when they met bo it's not like he just suddenly like breaks down completely and he's no longer a character like you get this reaction from him you know but then he moves on from it yeah he was in bo but now he's going to abandon all of his friends abandon his owner who for all we know in a couple of days with him again because she just recently played with him where's woody i can't find woody and she'll cry and they'll still send a message about it he's like i'm a lost toy now fuck you it's like okay can you imagine i've lost i've decided to make myself lost totally arbitrarily can you imagine like if andy were to visit bonnie and where's woody you know yeah let's hope that he didn't care let's hope he's just that's fine because man that'll be crushing all we have to do is hope that small children never change their minds on a whim that fucking plywood agreement forky yes it's all all because he is a stupid fork in two weeks he's going to be like what was like fucking thinking forky shit yeah woody is a simp guys that's a we we did a watch party of toy story four four of us plus our my my other friend buzzaxe we watch toy story four all together and the whole way through i'm like god fuck all's less simp in this movie it's insane it's like the butchering of his character happens before the ending even half man he just constantly subsurface as a queen okay yeah well at least he's not as much of a beta male as bonnie's dad damn he changed the tire dude that's pretty manly may have taken him an entire day but hey but to say this is no way with the pedals of the car are being messed with no the car's driving itself oh that was the thing okay but yeah to open with like it's a perfect add to woody's ox like oh and that's why a single sentence can take many many minutes to explain we can probably go into more detail like like the many ways it destroys everything but you know we'll we'll we'll kick on before we come back to it we will certainly get to all of that just the most different toy story film ever like i'm not saying that as a bad thing i thoroughly enjoyed it i was smiling the entire way through you know until the very end when they took away everything that mattered to me and body yet however it did get me wondering how did they change what yeah hold on is he is he being i well i mean he likes the ending right so yeah he just said at the end perfect i guess he's being ironic and trying to mock the people that think this is yeah i guess you i can assume that's a joke at their expense um i suppose it's he because i i think the general consensus is that the movie's really good though right like well yeah 97 of people who are wrong think that it's great seems like a weird thing to address i mean how would be a hundred percent of people who are wrong 100 percent of the 97 percent are wrong yeah no 97 percent of 100 percent are wrong no 100 percent of the 97 percent both of well oh i thought you were talking about the 97 percent of the 100 percent of people that have seen Toy Story 4 and reviewed on run no 97 percent of 100 percent that's redundant percent means out of 100 okay but you're saying 100 percent of the 97 percent and yeah that would be redundant all the 97 no all the it's because i said originally something that was wrong and then i rephrased it to make sense wouldn't you just say the 97 percent are wrong instead of 100 percent of the 97 percent are wrong yeah there you go you both become redundant no i was i was being redundant to him to fix to to be clear with a redundant nice mix them up yeah it was that was a narrative redundancy it's a it's a storytelling technique be seven percent of the time they're wrong every time how did they change their formula and still make a wonderful and overwhelmingly it's popular guys oh no i want to start change their formula so what is that how would you guys categorize the change in formula from one two and three two four oh wow so let's see in every movie would he get separated from the other toys there's often a toy to rescue buzz like your regresses back reverts back to how he was in the first movie in every movie that's not a formula well i'd say like toy story two let's kind of let's kind of try to highlight i don't see how toy story four breaks a formula i and my trouble is the plot goes all over the place i can say other than like fucking nonsensical it is sure but like i don't know it seems like it how do i put this like like the i'm very simple to follow it's like we start out with the kid their kid is spooked about going to kindergarten you're like okay she makes a new toy for herself this toy wants to fucking kill itself and would he has to prevent that from happening i'm just like yeah strange but like i don't know he's just he's got a mission as a toy it's related to his kid that seems to be like an often time like i understand it it's just the the details to save another toy and get back home like if that was the central plot where they're just forky from killing himself and they they convinced him that he's a toy right if that was the crux of the story then that could have worked that's that's new that's interesting sort of because it's like a toy that's made out of arts and crafts which by the way by the way there's no fucking way all of these toys like woody and all of his friends that this is the first time that they've seen something like this happen there's no way there's out like i i refuse to and molly never made a toy or made that made toys made toys out of arts and crafts or scraps or anything wait does that mean wilson was actually alive and cast away was that what that was huh oh you're right oh yeah potentially we never you just couldn't speak because this is the rule he's like desperate my mouth is blood or he's just like fuck it look it's just us it's just you and me out here this is all a delusion because of your nutrients but here's well sad because it's a family guy joke as well but i could totally see wilson being like okay okay yes i'm real it's like whoa i know you're real wilson yeah he's like i've been saying that the whole time he's like no no no but now i actually am he's like yep i know i'm really real yeah and then they they they just it keeps the plot just keeps on trying to like reset essentially so it can bring in a new element it just like it takes a long actually like really kicks off basically yeah i mean it takes a while for them to get to pizza planet and then get like taken by sid by story but i feel like what they're doing in setting up the dynamic between woody and buzz before they do that uh that's important time being used like i think i was trying to establish the formula doesn't seem to be that broken that's all yeah it's the it's the details that's that's what's fucked not like any particular general like you know if the if the story was all of the toys go to france and meet french toys and just hang out and at the end of the movie they take a french toy back with them home i'd be like that was a weird weird toy story but okay i would love to see america it's just toy story colon we go what's isn't there a rug rats go to paris what's the rug rats one it's the wild thornberries crossover right there's there's uh there's um american tail five old goes west isn't just rug rats go to paris rug rats paris rug rats get ass rug rats in paris the movie there you go how about rug rags rug rags i enjoy i enjoy sprawling out on the rug in the light of the sun as it streams through the window see in the midday why didn't rug rats have like fundamental existential questions like toy story did see i just i don't see why not well maybe they do maybe there are some episodes where they do touch on some of these things but from tommy why am i alive it's like oh from a baby's perspective you know so the babies can just dismiss it because they're fucking stupid because babies are retarded but the audience can be like oh wow who knows all right anyway carry on shimus film why does it doesn't work a youtube video is spoilers is that intro in all those videos i guess no it's not in the second one that we're going to be covering spoilers are they both famous i believe so yes oh my god double helping a double bill yeah get used to this voice behind the success of the film is because they didn't change the most important thing no he fucking shrinks as a character he regresses he turns himself out as a character there's a there's a lot of what chasers do address existential things apparently jay will keep saying tobi literally almost kills his brother it's like i remember that i think i think yeah he goes from being three-dimensional and having the this insecure sort of shifts across the series and he grows out of it and his motivations change rather dynamically according to how he interacts with characters and in toy story four he it's just like it was like watching him you know that that kind of like flanderization where a character is like one of their core traits becomes their only trait that's toy story four with what they do maybe like he's basically just this two-dimensional shell of his former self would he know you know yeah would he and for that matter but yeah it's like he's not growing as a character in this movie at all the like this movie does this weird thing people to now think oh yeah toys are the sentient beings that should have their own wants and desires to go out and be adventurous and want to be played with by kids you know they want to have their own lives and that's framed as like oh that's a good thing you know but then they also have the body and it's like you're i'm getting these really these really weird mixed messages from toy story four with when stuff like that is is occurring it's almost like toys are another species coexisting with people on the planet that can operate independently they are aware of us but we are not aware of them yeah um it very strange in toy story four what they're like if if toys behave this way in toy story four there's no way that the masquerade isn't blown in any words but i i don't know we i've always found the i've always found the characters and rug rats to be really two-dimensional wait what i've always found the characters to oh i've always found the characters in toy story to be three-dimensional i think i know i think you know you're getting out there rags i think i caught i caught what you're getting out there i picked up what you're putting down i wrote on it myself i'm glad you're buying what i'm i i'm glad that you're buying what i'm selling i'm putting it i'm framing it and i'm putting it on a wall because i got it i'm glad you're catching what i'm tossing you on toys get your tube what i'm spinning let me let me pull it let me pull him back second the most important reason behind the success of the film is because they didn't change the most important thing the story was all about woody his relationship with his owner and him growing as a character i mean you wouldn't necessarily have to have a toy story film that's solely about woody growing as a person it could easily be as we were talking about before woody could be the one that's not the protagonist it's possible you could have him be you have it set in a completely different part of the country you could set in a different country no matter you know it could still be a toy story right it doesn't have to be about buzzing woody in fact maybe toy story forward been something i'd enjoy a hell of a lot more if it wasn't about you know because the story's done mm-hmm we gotta tell a different story let's say remove all the original characters like like as in the the old characters remove the old cast from the story oh toy story four already did that yeah well i mean come like they don't even show up okay they're irrelevant entirely okay so toy story four doesn't even have bow peep oh god maybe gabby gabby we've still got ducky and bunny they're still uh duke kaboom and maybe a couple other characters you know that they could make and in fact maybe not even call it toy story four or i don't know call it like fucking uh duke kaboom uh well it's simple don't think of all the toys in the world statistically most of them aren't woody yes yeah so tell what the story is about one of them it's like it's like this is it's like off screen between toy story three and four the woody that we know with a different woody that didn't have the same character development in the previous three movies but also happened to love a bow peep figure i guess yes i like that's the only way i could how woody acts in this movie that this is not the same woody like this is literally a different copy of a what i'm seeing here well growing implies a coronavirus toy story i could work yeah sorry for well you guys know about tangerine rabbit yes right mm-hmm good i'm glad i don't have to explain that well what i'm explaining it for people who do not know about it oh um the they had to um i think it's the tangerine right yeah yeah right no i think it's the tangerine rabbit um someone correct me if i'm wrong the tangerine bunny point is tangerine rabbit was all the all the toys were like alive you know in a tangerine rabbit was the velveteen rabbit thank you chat the velveteen i don't know why that's true i got i got fruit on the brain right now so thank you chat uh the velveteen rabbit it's kind of like toy story that the the toys are all aware of each other but the kid gets sick right kid gets sick and then in order to recover and stay recovered all the kids toys have to be fucking burned because they could have a sickness the bad sickness on them which is toys get fucking burned it's dark yeah it is fucking dark it's like water ship down the toys ship down but with toys if that makes it weird oh dear i mean it's don't want to get into a talk about velveteen rabbit it's been a while since i've seen the tangerine i thought it was tangerine tangerine velveteen tangerine but you can see why tangerine's a fruit yeah velveteen's a fruit in some cultures velveteen well tangerine yeah but they sound close tangerine velveteen tangerine velveteen they you can rhyme them in rap song you can put them in a rap song it's velveteen i like to get my uh juices from tangerine's nigger oh my god that's hey someone's just saying we'll get demonetized talking about coronavirus and i was like uh i feel like that's gonna be the least of youtube's issue the rabbit was not a fruit i'm aware the rabbit was not well actually yeah the rabbit was not a fruit okay carry on well it was a lot less focused on toys getting played with and exploring new concepts and situations toys have to go through they still managed to round off no you have the lost toys that's a completely new concept as far as i'm aware right that's a whole new thing wait sorry this wasn't what was this point did he say that there are no new thing or um he says it doesn't he's as you say there weren't there weren't new content we don't like go really like let's double check that let's go to that's got i rolled a character well it was a lot less focused on toys getting played with and exploring new concepts and situations toys have to go through they still managed to round off these characters yeah that is strange that he'd say that because i would consider it quite new say that yeah the carnival toy thing that's like as far as i know that's a whole new situation so the lost toys concepts like that's the lost toys concept but yeah the concept of other toys like performing back alley abortions and other toys for their parts oh god that's new yeah the surgery that the the dolls give it's a little new what he wakes up at an ice bath like oh god a cat eats a toy i don't i don't i don't know if a toy's ever been eaten before yeah it's quite grim have they yeah like when i first saw that i was like holy shit they're going there well that will get out that toy that is an e-fat movies that is fully edited as well that'll be out one day oh oh my god everyone's our first reactions because rags and i had not seen toy story before that i don't think fringy had either right i don't think so either yeah like we all just we did not know what we were in for well i mean that one i'd heard criticisms but yeah yeah you sort of you sort of did know because you were recording it because you heard i hated it well that's what i mean i'd heard bad and good thing but i had no idea what was gonna be in it oh i gotcha i'd heard stuff about woody but like that doesn't really give you anything right because it's like of course woody's gonna be in it oh i mean i had the the ending of like woody in this movie spoiled for me because there was like a storybook of the movie the audiobook of and then uploaded no they uploaded it to youtube and someone sent me the link from your discord moller and so i'd like skip to the very end well then you spoiled it for yourself well okay but here's the thing no here's the thing though i don't think the point of the story is spoiled let me finish let me finish let me finish it was that one specific detail that was spoiled nothing else was spoiled for me though i didn't see the rest of what was gonna happen with the bullshit gas stuff and buzz being a moron how did that specifically get spoiled but nothing else because i skipped to the end of the video why did you do that it was a why did you do that because someone told me about what what was going to happen with woody and they were said they were saying no look at this before you even just get all the entire thing well at that point is that even a spoiler if someone spoiled it for you already yeah i'm just saying that i was like yeah they told me to check it out i told one thing that i knew about toy story 4 going into or at least like hey hopefully that's like one of those story books that's not all that accurate to the source material and then it fucking was but like nothing else that was terrible that toy story 4 was spoiled for me just the ending with woody most important thing most important what's i mean you know but other than that nothing at least at least there was still plenty of surprises for him southpaw is very tizmic be patient with him thank you yeah okay actor arc pretty much perfectly and that's what's always made the toy story films so good they're focused on this one character and how he deals with and learns from experiences he goes all right so what about buzzers hall did you see the first film woody going on a journey that's why toy stories go it's like toy story 5 woody learns to become a serial killer it's like he's going on a journey he's good he's learning he's becoming a different person is that not well he's like he said oh shamus oh shamus here he said growing that's this is like saying that somebody who i don't even know what a good analogy would be but growing implies a sense of logical progression not just like flip-flopping right back to what you used to be for no reason you know like it's like not every person is growing as a person right you want to grow as a person growing implies progress you know yeah that's probably what he's getting at is the woody gains something and changes yeah he certainly changes i will agree he certainly changes you probably clarify that it's considered the last Jedi what if like i almost said the last guy walker so like to give more benefit of the doubt then like my argument wouldn't be good enough i said he became a serial killer and that's how his growth is like no it's a negative change like okay so he becomes a human therapist like as in he opens up a therapist store he's just a toy and he just gives therapy to people he's because he's he knows a lot about this and then like if he was like what that's fucking you can't have that because i just be like no it's positive growth it's you know he's growing he wasn't a serial killer before now he is well that i wasn't going with his kv is growing it's going with the therapist one but okay um all right uh let's let's give you the proof throughout the film the first one is all about him learning how to deal with not necessarily being the favorite toy which i just no one ever really seems to stop to talk about how perfect a concept that is for a film revolving around yeah all those all the the wide variety of films we have about sentient toys that are that we know also how they are there i feel i thought most people if not all would probably address the toy story didn't we already do that the fact that it's yeah he's he's upset that he's not the favorite isn't that like toy story one so like he's like people should be talking about how clever that is like that's that is the film like i don't know how it is like to reinforce and how they grow they like they both learn from each other essentially in the the final scene it's else yeah the first movie he is jealous that he is no longer the favorite toy because that was his thing he kind of like the soul and then toy story two it goes it evolves from not being the favorite toy anymore to not being played with being considered junk and that like oh that that day has come to pass and he has grown up okay and he doesn't need you anymore and woody has moved on from that but then toy story force woody has neither moved on from losing bow nor being passed down from andy and losing andy it's like it's just really strange people that made this movie really didn't like how toy story three ended it seems like it was made to undo that what he says sounds like if someone had said people just don't appreciate john wick won for the fight scenes yeah it was like i don't know it's not like the main thing i'm sorry is his shelf crooked oh i don't know maybe it's just aligned with the the posters the posters look really straight that one looks sideways a little bit the right the right thing is definitely higher than the left thing the supporting thing let's get let me let's get something let me i'll do i'll put it into paint i'll fucking find out get us that answer rags we need i'm pretty i'm pretty sure that i can eyeball this shit but i'm trying to measure it up on my actual screen no i here i've got i've got a picture of it right here i put a line underneath the left one and it doesn't quite it's could be the angle that it's shot at it looks maybe it might look a little different yeah this is possibly the biggest flaw in this video just saying i don't know it's just it's funny because like when we just tip off the camera lens maybe i don't even know if the posters are lined up because his face is blocking it but it i don't know chat i discuss amongst yourself whether or not the cover district evan remember when we covered remember when we covered gushan and theo was going on this like very in diatribe about like when he was making and then i realized that uh the word justify was misspelled on gushan's little the faced american flag justify i i thought that that was like sort of pedantic and nitpicky but notice that the shelf is crooked it takes it to a new level what about people picked on us for that they were saying that we were just nitpicking the back of the flag and i'm like dude when you have a video like i don't care if it's a vlog or a video i say like what's on screen like should hold some significance or like you're putting it on screen for a reason so your shelf is crooked jamus he's the one who put the camera in front of the crooked shelf which i just know whatever really seems to talk to talk about how perfect a concept that is for a film revolving around sentient toys like okay maybe that's not something you slip into toys to reward he's jealous and acts irrationally what do you know it's been regular conversation but it should be and while at first he's jealous and acts rashly as any flawed character would throughout the film we see him learn that being a toy isn't about being the favorite but making his owner and the happy which brings us to why is he doing the audio that's not the audio that plays during that scene in the movie it's not even either it's is it echoing no no i'm saying it's not even i'm making a joke yeah yeah it's it's not it's the he plays i mean wait um it didn't show for me hang on the video is echoing which brings us to toy story take toys don't last forever toys don't last forever toys don't last forever toys oh yeah so you've replaced it because it what are you supposed to say is i don't want to play with you anymore yeah yeah you just said that once like i'll slow and like dream like it's it's supposed to be like a real scene so yeah oh my god look at the bots thanks oh the bot says oh they can't unsee it mmm you're welcome thanks rags now i can't unsee it it's so weird they seem to like they give up and then they're like all right the malls the malls are clearly asleep go go go it's like a video game like different chat against the waves of bots wave three of seven completed oh man there's no last thing forever is both the theme and the lesson what he learned in this film because for a split second he is the theme analyst with immortality in a museum and genuinely considers moving on from andy for the first time at least but he realizes that his role oh no oh that's no way so he's saying like he's saying this was a course of aggression this all it all makes sense because like him deciding that he was going to stay with them because they were going to be put in storage and because he was worried about andy like forgetting about him this different he wakes up in that scene where he's watching the tv man it's a point of realization for him and like what made it all made sense like what why he was deciding this thing yeah and then toy story 4 is like no no what he's wrong what he was right to want to go to to a museum in tokyo and live forever yeah you wanted to go be a lost toy in a museum i guess i i i absolutely hate toy story 4 like you you actually like you basically did the exact opposite theme of toy story 2 they like someone pointed this out to me a while ago but like toy story 4 basically lotso and stinky peat were right but you know yeah yeah you're you're eventually just going to be thrown away and it's not going to matter and you know you shouldn't you shouldn't be reliant on and it's like in toy story 4 then actually has would he finally go yeah you know what they were right they were right so yeah even though you know he's literally played with a couple days no we're like what do you kind of earlier in the day yeah yeah he is not he's not played with for a week of course witty who have we've seen develop past need i think he fucking stayed with andy for several years but people go oh but bonnie isn't andy she's still his kid andy andy gave us the toy story free right so he's stuck by andy all the way into his adult to someone press the play button i guess all i'm saying is like even even if bonnie isn't andy andy gave witty to bonnie he entrusted witty to bonnie so and he's kind of betraying andy too i mean yeah they like try and justify a lot of any choices he makes in toy story 4 by uh pushing that it's all to do with andy like his inability to because they would they try and start that up right that they try and he's like he's imprinting his experiences with with andy on to bonnie like that's the way it should be and that's why he's like upset that it's not working that way or something but um it's it's nothing he hasn't experienced before like it's i don't know why it seems like they've forgotten the toy story years yeah not to mention that like oh she's playing with borky that is his name right it's i hate it so borky you know and and it's just like oh my god like like it's hard to deal with the the fact that the the kid just doesn't it's it's just toy story one again but this type buzz wants to kill himself like that's the uh that's the difficulty it's just like jeez i love how like just nonchalant they treat that that he wants to like be thrown away it's just like dude like this is very similar to like a suicide complex and it's just the way they treat is almost for gags it's like dude it does feel like they want to try and kind of avoid exactly what we're all thinking about it it's like is that a you and it's like no no he wants to be in the trash this whole you're like uh uh the trash is warm it's like it's it's nice and i i always liked it like wouldn't just like you know get on one knee and be like yes forky the trash is very warm but you see my friends were in a situation where it got a little bit warm there was this big old fire incinerated you know like it does get warm in the trash i'm not gonna lie so i just wanted to point out this really great 8% in the chat where they said um if woody is a vintage toy which toys were for establishes because he was made in the 50s andy is not woody's so what's special about andy from all of his previous owners what like people say we move on to a new owner after andy right because he was made in the 50s so he must have had unless he was on a shelf for like fucking 40 years which is bullshit no because that that old ass would have been super popular yeah so he should have had like potentially even between like you know two and five owners in between then who knows mm-hmm people think that was andy's dad who had him and he like gave him andy later on that maybe he had him from like a very young age it's like one way or another he had which i would find believable at the very least so i would find that it perfectly like even though that's not established in the movies i'd find that probably like it's like i thought that the idea of Toy Story 3 was even when children grow up and move on they can pass their toys down to other children which is by the way i'm in real life it's a continuation i've said this there was a lot of things instead of Toy Story 2 which are continued like you have the like literally the idea is very similar to what lot um i'm sorry uh prospector tells to woody's like will andy take you to college it's like that film continues that along you also have the uh the emily flashback where it's like we're showing that jesse was just like donated and it's like that's that's continued along it's like is andy gonna do the same it's just yeah it's only andy calls him an old family toy and in Toy Story implying maybe that belonged to like the andy family for yeah like it's i don't remember why that was when did he say that when did he say it was an old wait did he say that yeah oh yeah i said oh right with the exact right i i suppose you could interpret that she could literally just be referring to the fact it's andy's toy yep well that's that's where it could be have more meaning because like even like he's very desperate to buy it off of him and he just says like sorry no i'm putting in the lockbox it's like it's even even though he's damaged it's like favorite toy like she andy's mom as flat as she is because she lets molly a two-year-old ride in the front seat of the car uh facing forwards she give one of her like her oldest child's favorite or one's favorite toy away one of his favorite toys away yeah and uh and woody is deaf as the chatted said that you screenshoted he's had one if he was made in the late fifties right then which was set 40 ish years 40 plus years since he's been made i mean a lot of kids to go through well if we're running with the gandalf curse then at this point you know he's only been active for yeah like i said they don't establish when this has happened if these toys have been existing and alive since like the dawn of time or like whenever toys were invented quote unquote it's like we don't know when this started like this could have happened like literally a year ago or it could have happened like for the last 60 years it's like it's it's kind of unclear in the movies lauru apollo says in the chat i don't think the writers thought this far ahead like no shit bud like they didn't even look at behind them they certainly aren't gonna look ahead it's like they fucking they just they had some madman just like take off the top of their skull and then remove their brains and then they're like okay now i'm qualified to write toy story four oh that's about sums it up the requirement for most of these days mm-hmm especially on jukes film especially franchises and ips like it they need to hire people who actively hate the older stuff that's the important thing regression is key like for the first time we need a back pedal foreshadowing but he realizes that his role as a toy foreshadowing not live on forever in some museum which brings us to toy story free work shows he's stuck by andy all the way into his adulthood despite years of not getting paid with sacrifices being made and having your job and then you gotta be kidding me hang on it's at the one minute here here i'm gonna go to change discords mic setting to default and uh i think there's a setting to not have discord pick up desktop audio or something like that so uh there's input device and output device i don't know if you should fiddle with any other exit calls problems that take us even further the i was about to fail just i'll just go back here and drop anything i don't want to delay all this stuff because you could lower your sensitivity for you personally and since it's coming through mauler has he's a streamer here the one streaming that he can boost you if you're too quiet for him and everyone else but it won't apply to you well i was about to say the thing is it would like your audio is coming in as well like it's it's literally just when the video plays so it's like it's not it can't be the it can't be that's being picked up from my headphones because otherwise you guys would be echoing right i thought we tested out there looking at the uh our echo cancellation noise suppression and automatic gain control checked on in your discord settings under uh audio um i reset them echo cancellation is on noise suppression all those are on uh i don't know man i'm just gonna i'm just gonna do the sensitivity thing that i was doing before yeah i can go a little bit i don't think it was okay yeah let me go to 50 can you guys still hear me clearly when i'm down okay um it's at 40 i'll leave it for there for now yeah because in discord we can make you as loud as we want essentially yeah so if we need to boost you then we could just boost you ourselves all right try it now let's see if there's an echo very well he was sticking with andy through everything until well he learned the most important lesson of all being a toy isn't about being there for how the hell echoing isn't a there's no escape i'll just lower it all the way every every every time he did i i take it up to 74 or 78 when that's where it was before and then i'll just lower it all right i mean it was at like 30 something when we did it right yeah we were testing it i don't know who knows yeah so the lower well yeah it seemed to work when it was lower yeah just keep going lower don't worry like we will tell you because we can't hear you anymore yeah if we can if we can't hear you we can right click on you and boost you for us yeah you're still only on 103 percent for me right now is almost default so um pretty can you guys yeah this sorry can you guys hear me clearly it's at 30 okay you can try i guess if you want for the video all right to let other toys go he was sticking with andy through everything until well he learned the most important lesson of all being a toy isn't about being that right now it's now it's coming through what's your it's what it comes through when he likes when he speaks loudly it can't i don't i don't know what the problem is man i'm sorry oh i'll lower it like it's not it's it's not automatically going back up is it oh it's not all right because you can still get to because under microphone property there is allow applications to take exclusive control this device which you want to have unchecked if you don't have that checked then something could automatically adjust it so for instance in fact i'll just take the screenshot here for you if not for now the future reference where we were before under device properties the additional device properties brings you to that sound thing that i was talking about earlier microsoft and all of their infinite wisdom decided to make it extremely difficult and convoluted as to how to get to this amazing panel for your microphone properties you want to have the exclusive one turned on if it isn't exclusive hang on and also could be uh yeah it's uh yeah the i see the audio thing you're referring to on the side yeah make sure that's unchecked and in discord make sure that you have uh automatically determined input sensitivity is i mean it says mine is on but it never changes it so i don't know even why that's there i'm just gonna turn it down every every time with the video plays dude this is this is insane i'll don't fix it later this is this is taking too much effort all right all right let's continue i'm so excited who knows what's gonna happen go back to remember what he's saying into his adulthood despite years of not getting played with sacrifices being made and having to let other toys go he was sticking with andy through everything until well he learned the most important lesson of all being a toy isn't about being there for an adult who doesn't need you anymore just for the sake of being loyal not when there could be another kid out there that he could still bring joy to say all that body on to bonnie which is why he left bonnie for some reason even though that's clearly gonna cause her distress because she was playing with him the day i always felt the film killed itself when it had that moment where that girl picks up woody really likes him is playing with him and then he just ditches it casually would like uh just the swing this flies off yeah there's so heavily all about that like you gotta just you know it's not a particular kid it's just making kids happy it's like okay like this girl really is taken with woody and obviously like you know bonnie she loves the fork all right fine go find someone i guess that you can please as yourself and then he's just like fuck that kid do other stuff it's like oh maybe you shouldn't have done that that way there's an argument that this could be the end of his arc it's the end of the other toys arcs for sure but i'll get back to that because um i don't the other character that's interesting um as little as we see of these characters these characters like specifically one on one like what is ham's arc and rex's arc and mr potato heads arc and like all of these characters their arcs are done is like i don't think we had the screen time to go through all of their arcs the best i feel like you could say is like they they fucking get you're in an all right state as it is they're acceptable yeah they're more they're just characters right and i say that like in a way that's just that they are who they are they react to everything the only thing that i'd say significantly changes for those characters across the movies is they're they're fluctuating trust and understanding of woody and maybe as all of them as a group but like dare i say it they're just like people in this uh while you know woody jessie buzz they are like well you earn the villains of course uh they are the ones that are like multi-dimensional because like you're not gonna say fucking what is what is the what is rex's arc yeah just i don't know he's is does he have the thing where he's like cowardly but they're not that's the thing they do right you can't roar very loud and then he he does like buzz teaches him for confidence that's that's a bit of an arc very small there you go but they're all ended at the end of story three it's like oh okay and i just wanted to say before we go on it's like who the fuck did you guess so quiet you are quiet to say it's like i'm just picturing this tiny south pole it's like is this good is this good that's a lot better yeah all right sudden i was just gonna say it's like what happens when bonnie thinks that she's lost the toy do you guys remember what happened when bonnie realizes that she's misplaced a toy it's like and then he's going to do that to her anytime that she like as soon as she realizes that she can't find woody i mean we know what's going to happen no it's not she is when she can't find forky for three seconds forky there's forky for because she's a five-year-old child and they're stupid so they panic over the tiniest little things they don't understand object permanence yet they think they've no concept in a corner that the objects are gone forever anyway yeah let's go on to toy story yeah so woody we find out woody only kind of learned his lesson because despite bonnie not playing with him as much anymore uh do you don't see the problem when you when you said he kind of learned his lesson like he kind of forgot his lesson here's the thing so woody sort of forgot about uh his life and oh yeah play the clip of her disregarding him in that moment don't play maybe he'll do in a second and i'll take back what i say but don't play the clip of her playing with woody don't don't play that he's sticking by her you know just for the sake of being loyal almost if he felt he had to because well i mean he's can't move he's a toy is he suggesting that like he should have understood that bonnie and him just aren't compatible which isn't even true yeah is he suggesting that instead of him abandoning every kid that doesn't play with him for a little bit is what yeah like he didn't do that with andy why is he gonna do with bonnie just because she likes a fork should all toys abandon their owners if any one toy is played with more than others like come on yeah malton toy story one at any rate so and then this is stitched andy through everything even bo peep getting taken away which can i just say was taken away interesting way to phrase her leaving us see it's not playing for me oh she's oh it's a 248 it's not playing um he had to because of how he's anything different now 247 is it playing now with andy through everything yes even bo peep getting taken away which can i just say was the perfect opening for the movie it was horrible no let's talk about this opening shall we oh no okay so no so first off bo peep the opening nothing like how she acts in the original movies and she's like a brand new character this yeah she's like operation pulled toy and she's very action oriented and and they do this specifically to gaslight people into thinking oh how she is gonna be in the rest of this movie isn't that big of a stretch given how she's been all along but not every watch toy story one and two and she is very passive submissive docile she is nothing like she is in the scene and if you want to generate a narrative that has a strong female wammons in there why not use jesse i don't understand why you dug up bo peep i don't get it just use jesse yeah she she was adventurous she like she did exactly she's got all the traits that they've just stapled on to bo peep i don't know why they did this like it's such a strange like all you need is to just have a narrative where jesse starts to desire something more you know and you can tie that back to the fact that she's been with multiple kids or something like maybe maybe make her the main character like we've been suggested it could have been about something other than woody you could have had woody be like the mentor character jesse would be a great character for a film i'd see a film about her um yeah we've seen her before we have a reason to be invested in her maybe you could have like a toy that that bonnie like really likes right like you're starting off the movie and like okay so the bonnie already other favorite toy that's kind of like uh overtaken woody and woody's fine with it and then bonnie gets another toy that then replaces that toy is starting to kind of like show signs of woody's jealousy from the from the first movie and woody has to kind of like help him work that out and everything you know back back now he said the character changes as a result of the the antique store stuff and he's like no we're talking about like in the beginning of this is the scene yeah this is the this is saying she's behaving very oddly happened and she's even like she's commanding the room which is really odd she's like you do this you go yeah and it's like wait what when when you went like bitch who are you you ain't no woody no i don't think if you had jesse doing it i could believe it i'd be like yeah yeah jesse commanded yeah it was jesse you'll be fine yeah but you're like fuck people fuck you know like we're supposed to give a shit about bo peep by the way i'm sure that's not in most of either of the two the first two movies she's basically like a fucking background extra well yeah it would be like they just open this scene and rex is like right everybody do this this this we're like wait what since when was what and like his his legs aren't you know toy like anymore they're like fully manipulatable and he's got like bigger arms and we're just like uh this is not i'm not following oh how about we we mentioned the fact that bo peeps made a porcelain to cloth in between movies let's discuss that shall we how about the fact that in Toy Story 2 her dress is clearly porcelain like it doesn't move like it's made of cloth or anything and that would that's probably good for the for the animators because that makes her a less complex thing to animate and then along and suddenly bo peeps clothes are not made of porcelain they're not attached to her and she can just take off this address and there's like a jumpsuit underneath it so she can be action ready yep yeah they straight up they straight up retcon that like the the material that her clothes are in order to make her into a fucking ray rip off it's great she's amazing it's really yeah and and yeah and just the part that i because this will be in the efab movies when it finally comes out but when she's like i'm going we were like what what do you mean you're going where are you going and then she's like you can come with and he like considers it and it's like what the fuck is happening like why this is while you toy by the way oh speaking of andy andy does not look anything like andy from the first three movies how they screwed on me you have so many references he does not look anything you have the fucking files on your computer just copy and i get it i it's a nitpick but toy story three shows like andy like he's looking at a picture of himself um in the in the well now adult andy is looking at it at a younger picture of himself and um it looks the same it looks like the same andy is from toy story one and two graphics you know the the animation and graphics looks better with each passing toy story movie and then toy story four comes along and entirely changes what it's really strange he like underwent like he must have there must have been some horrible accident and he underwent like like major exertion surgery maybe they just thought he was really ugly and they're like we got to make him hot now because no how modern thing maybe maybe he had maybe he had a mask making device that they didn't show oh my god you could shoot as well 12-day review of Star Wars Rise of Skywalker why would i make it so short i don't know all your flowers are wilting too they're very sad flowers what the fuck would it be could you make that nice i know i do hey you don't have skeleton hands in this one you're i'm like i'm a real ass human yeah you're growing as a character did you did you know that uh it's a lot of people are attaching like uh masks and stuff to the avatars now that's becoming like a more and more popular thing as time goes on now it's just like the coronavirus yeah yeah i saw it a lot with the phantom men is people like they've been putting gas masks on well not not just that but like breathing masks different things and stuff and i was just like i won't even need to almost set there you go corona immune in front of everything tea i know it's i know what's fucking tea all right i'm drinking it right now that doesn't sound like tea that sounds like rocks and and just like in the britain land it is ice cold unsweet black tea what do you what do you have a problem with sweet because it's disgusting wow and i know that i am in arkansas and it's the south and when i worked in a restaurant whenever people asked tea you was basically the default to bring them sweet tea so you always ask sweet or unsweet because people down here when they drink their tea they drink it's sweet um pretty sure it's pronounced ah kansas rags i am pretty sure that is not the case what if you work up tomorrow and every other gallons at a time arkansas is not the south you're fucking shitting me you know what side we were in in the civil war we literally were in the confederate states of america you're not the south to mexico are you idiot you're not the south of brazil but the confederate states of america are never referred to as the south though say what the confederate states of america are never ever ever referred to oh yeah the the csa is never get inflated with the south never know arkansas does that mean assault rifle kansas is that what that means arkansas the etymology of arkansas i i believe it's a it's a native american word sorry indian word they prefer indian i want to be respectful i heard about that yeah i watched a cgp grave video on it um apparently they prefer indian weird world well i guess it depends on who you ask right that's a good there's like a whole thing well what because i would feel like calling them indian is actually older than calling them native american because they're well i don't even know um i if i if i was an indian i'd prefer native american seems like you're fucking preaching that's like african-american is like you've never been to imagine they were like just call us lord like oh i don't you don't call me i'm not a european american here you are to me okay thanks that's how i gain brotherhood my european american um the arkansas comes from is a french pronunciation of a kwa pa word uh akikazi meaning land of down river people or the su akikazi meaning people of the south wind anyway uh toy story how about it that's great i'm stuck with andy bow peep getting taken away which can i just say was the perfect opening for the movie it was a hugely powerful and emotional scene with bow peep realizing that molly has no like i can't like anymore it was a hugely powerful scene where bow peep realized body of the it's not even body it's uh did he say body sorry you said funny no did he say it look give me a sec too because of how he stuck with andy through everything even bow peep getting taken away which kind of just say was the perfect opening for the movie it was a hugely powerful and emotional scene with bow peep realizing that molly had no nightlight anymore and that as a um but yeah realizing she doesn't need a light but the nightlight anymore it's like i don't like don't you feel like the other toys like you were there in that room chewing or and everybody like isn't she more than a nightlight though yeah she could get off and uh she uh she could leave her place at the lamp and go and do stuff and she's apparently some elite squad leader and everyone obeys her orders the logic well so let's just this is how the scene should have played out it's like she doesn't need a nightlight anymore and then what he's like okay so one you're not just a nightlight two what about everyone yeah don't aren't they gonna be like where's bow peep did you just say goodbye you bitch like he expected him to come with her and he almost did yeah though that's the crazy thing fuck he wasn't everybody all of your friends that you've been there for years it's what you guys have saved each other's lives yeah he was remember the yard sale that opens up toy story too the only thing that stopped him from jumping into that box getting running out woody yeah it was andy saying he's not done that he would have continued and walked into the box which is insanity what does he expect them to do is a yard sale that establishes how much they want to stick together did you imagine if he got in and then it cuts back to the room and they're all like where is he where are they what do we do we have to they've been something's gone wrong we have to find them oh god you're right you're right this is like the opening of toy story four is like terminator dark fate they're long to what he just goes back on you know the lesson of the movie and they actually considered like yeah in canon shortly after toy story two this just splits off like not long after saying i'll always have buzz light year on by my side for infinity and beyond oh fuck it's like how it's like fuck that not even gonna say good he doesn't even say well at least let me say goodbye to my friends he is like fuck it guys the only reason he says goodbye to them in this movie is because they turned up he's planning on ditching them he's like oh i guess they're there remember while the dad was trying to open the door for 12 hours yeah this also it's like this in this movie like woody is about to get into this box with bo peep peep is like convincing to like again woody is a fucking simp in this movie his actions are dictated by like him trying to please all the women in his life it's and the one woman he should be pleasing his buzz yes to know when it's the right time to move on what would he consider leaving andy for a second time he had his name called in that second and realized how much andy needed him and just couldn't do it i mean i that's that's one way to read that that's the problem i'm sorry no so it's like this um luke skywalker considered murdering his nephew in his sleep with yes for a second vocally similar to it yeah he just briefly went back on a principle that he is entire life it was just a moment of weakness well man you know he's that mad pussy is right there being like hey man come with me and he's like whoa yeah gotta smash that porcelain pussy i was expecting something a lot more lighthearted to start but no straight in a little did we know when first watching but this turned out to be arguably the most important scene in the entire film because it explains why woody is the way he was he sacrificed so much to stay with andy and just thought that was how you had to be with your own he had to be there for body no matter what even if she didn't need him anymore what do you mean didn't need him anymore does this count for all of the toys i don't get this no how do they decide when they're not needed anymore when they don't get played with for a fucking selection of days so it's like again that seems like very shaky i was gonna say he played with anyway so i don't even yeah it's in the film you know that scene that you didn't show you showed the other one not too many in toy story one you know how woody is not the favorite toy anymore well guess what andy still plays with him so it's like yeah the novelty of forky is going to wait especially being with you again woody like it's it's gonna fall the fuck apart that stupid monstrosity so it's fine i mean moller have you ever like okay when you were little you would have a toy and then you get a new toy and the new always like hey that's the you'd never little that's that's the that but here's the thing you get a new toy and that's the new it's all your focus right but then you go back to the other toy that you had before you got the new toy because you would still deep down have feelings for that toy so why in the world does we not contemplate that you know like oh maybe bonnie still actually does have feelings for me deep down it's just that she is the novelty of trash woody was made in the 50s that means he's old so it makes sense that he called him a toy he called him a toy he called him a toy all of the pauses whatever it's his face they've all been rather funny i don't it's not deliberate at all he just oh the very animated that was yeah that was a thing i noted when i uh when i covered sorry his other video in my podcast we fucking facial expression of andy and just thought that was how you had to be with your owner he had to be there for bonnie no matter what even if she didn't need him anymore and right from the start woody is constantly drawing comparisons between andy and bonnie dolly has to remind him that bonnie isn't andy and even yeah dolly's a fucking bitch it's like it's so strange it's like it's just out of nowhere like you look at dolly's like few scenes from uh toy story three she's overall like pretty pleasant and then just out of nowhere she's just like straight up beta cucking woody when he's trying to help out uh but even then i have issues with like how woody tries going about he's like like overbearing that sort of like you know bonnie needs a toy like help her get through kindergarten like really is that a thing is that a thing i can believe it uh really a yeah a kindergarten are bringing a toy with them to yeah of course absolutely i can believe that do you have a problem with that yeah i do have a problem with that you have really have you are you are you a are you a father or a mother i don't want to assume these days you know i'm i'm an i'm an uncle you're an uncle i'm an uncle doesn't count i'm not i don't know why i ask because i'm i'm not a father either wait i've never had a likelihood of a child bringing a toy to kindergarten yeah i think it's totally possible well i don't know isn't just bringing it right that is that that that's that's not your problem that he wouldn't bring a toy to kindergarten right it's just it is it i probably did that when i was a kindergartner i don't know about being a thing what do you mean i i probably did it no in fact i'm almost certain i did like i would bring toys when i went to the grocery store with my dad when i was a tiny tiny uh staying character pump so yes i remember one of them was from fuck we're going to tangent fuck it we're doing it uh more anymore from power rangers well who was the evil bad guy who was red uh zed zed let's see uh zed power rangers zed yes it was ed with two d's i had a little little zed toy and i brought him into the grocery store one time okay and i left him at a cart once and so we went back and got him okay well i can concede that point then all right well it's fine all it took was a anecdote from ranks all right thanks i don't know where you are right now he's probably in a fucking trash cat scarcing your babe no he's baking another child's smile is is zed now going to be a part of the efep lore are we are we going to start absorbing power rangers lore into efep um but my problem the the crux of my problem with this is is dolly dolly's a cunt in this movie okay just enough yeah she's yeah she is she's uh you guys don't like she's a girl that's pretty much it i'm calling you know right four key words out he never got over and that's why in this film he finally learns that despite the fact borne wasn't the right kid for him there are still plenty what do you mean how do you mean she was literally playing with him yesterday she was smiling and playing with him yesterday pull up pull up that screen cap pull up that screen cap of molly with woody and forky it's right there in the chat we have it we have it in our little group call thing well uh he's not the right toy don't you get it no he's the left toy uh he's in her left hand right here yeah i should know that i don't know how what he concluded this it to me like if we're being charitable it just seems to be in the field that he's like i don't know i want to hang out with opeep i don't know yeah that's yeah this seems to be all the biggest things that pushed him towards lost toy life let me actually um let's see here where is my episode over there i want to moisturize this self talk whistle lost a funny plan i'll find it oh yeah uncle jamie points out i guess girls are flakier than boys then yes yes that is constants into yeah in toy story four oh yeah yeah girls are flakier than than boys like stick with their toys and girls no and girl toys will want to leave their owners in the the more male toys yeah would want to they're more loyal in the movie try saying that loyalty is a bad thing he could doubt that we could still bring joy to as buzz says bonnie will be okay and i think becoming an ownerless toy is the perfect ending to woody's story alongside being nice i should terrify him why being an ownerless toy should be the last thing on the planet he wants all the fires please sorry how does it progress on everything that you were laying out like he described the other films pretty well it's like this goes to everything toy story to what it's all about making a child happy toy story to has buzz say that woody taught him that life was only worth living if you were being loved by a kid like that you know being odorless means he can be loved by every kid the first three movies the first three movies are about this the toys purpose enjoying to children to be loved by children that's the greatest thing ever for these toys and then toy story four goes no no they should be they shouldn't they should just be these independent beings that aren't played with children they should all just run off in and leave their kids but it's good because hell because he directs toys to new kids he's like a that's what lost toys do they make they join kids with toys also what's interesting about this scene right where she's playing with for key and woody is that she's playing with them as children do with a choice and in that that's shot right when they when the mom and dad come out with the food she instantly puts them both on the ground and runs to the food because she's a kid well I guess we like that woody and forky need to go because she likes food more than them no they she doesn't like them anymore that's just like just put them both down she doesn't take forky with her and leave woody what we're trying to establish here is that this logic could be applied to andy and the the first three films were a mistake woody should have just left in the first place yeah oh my god I keep going back to this I keep going back to this this movie was made by people that hated the first three movies they hated those three movies and they wanted to correct it it's like if someone were to make a Lord of the Rings sequel where they have to explore hey maybe maybe it's not that all evil maybe there's some works that are good they're not just an evil race of monsters no no no that's racist you get into racism allegory and the Lord of the Rings like no how about we don't how about we just accept that in the Middle Earth there are races that can all just okay at the same time you said all the races can and then you can just be evil is what I said okay like all that that there that there are races in Middle Earth that are just evil okay and there's there's no need oh you know not all orcs are evil not all orci are evil not all Balrogs are evil like no you know what let's not think about that here real world philosophies and ethics about racism and everything to to the Lord of the Rings and to to Middle Earth okay let's not do all this stuff about toys should be independent and not having to be loved by children in in the Toy Story series if you want to make a story like this how about you sentient toys series and leave Toy Story alone how about you do that let me just go somewhere else these characters were done feel that way about the OT and the sequels to that too like we should be happy about the idea to get to see more of them and at this point we're just sitting in the corner crying like please let them be just leave them be devastatingly sad as Buzz says he's not lost anymore and then they go to infinity and beyond but I don't really want to go into that much more because I've proud myself to sleep enough this week because while there are a few other things that made this film different the others like when they parody what is sad about he's sad about the ending of Toy Story 4 he thinks that's a good ending because to infinity and beyond but they separate separate no no Buzz like they don't just leave at the end right Buzz specifically does not go back into the building to help Woody save Forky he turns around and leaves Woody he leaves walks away he leaves Woody to his face yeah I don't want to understate that yeah fucking part we'll we'll get to that like we haven't we haven't come across Buzz yet we'll get we're gonna get there it's gonna happen how about Buzz being the one who like he's in current she'll be okay Bonnie will be okay like wow no she won't she's gonna be a wreck when she wants to play with you and you're not around no they already know it we know that by turning the flashback scene into a joke with Duke Kaboom not being able to jump as far as the advert the pizza planet oh god this fucking scene so it can't have been playing a major part like the yeah the Duke Kaboom making fun of um uh jesse's backstory was strange like the jesse flashback like like you know um when Evan and I rewatched Toy Story 2 there was one scene that we just we did not talk we we talked okay we were those assholes that just talked through the movie but there was one bit that we refused to say anything until it was done and it was the scene going into her backstory with that really sad when she loved me song and that was like Pixar at its best okay that was the that was the first five minutes they know how to play that hot strings they kind of don't shit it lately though and then Toy Story 3 they uh they sort of do the same thing but there's lots so and lots so handles it a lot worse than jesse does like jesse uh her dominant emotion is sadness okay endings and fear and lots so his dominant emotion is anger you know it really pisses him off and it makes him jaded and then Toy Story 4 and you have Keanu Reeves being shoehorned into the story just to make fun of those scenes this is what I mean it came across as really strange it's like why you why those scenes are like some of the best material inside of the Toy Story movies like people love those scenes and it's just like you're you're making a joke of it like why her character that isn't really that useful at all because they could have achieved what they wanted without him twice the two times he's used in the film both times we are like wait why don't you just not do that and do this no we need to get the other Reeves of all in this movie there was no point in the film where buzz was convinced he was a space ranger or a cameo from the evil and preserve now feel like just in general there were less references to the other films making this film less nostalgic but at the end of the day none of these things are overly important things yet you can sell a film fully off nostalgia but sometimes a nod to something in a sequel can be confused with actual good storytelling and this film was without what is actual good storytelling sheamus because word actual I just like you did actual good you you need to you need to throw the rest of the legitimate real you got to get them all to doubt a good story they're focused on the important things being Woody's character I don't know if you noticed but it was a very woody centric story sorry if your drawers dropped again you might need to quickly readjust which leads me to one of the things that made this film feel very different the secondary characters all kind of got sidelined a little you know Rex mr potato head slinky and ham none of them had a very big part it's a bit much to say they got sidelined that implies they were in it for a lot longer than they were yep they were more just posters in the background what is the entire film like he did nothing he's just there at least he's acknowledged that you know and this is one of the only major complaints people had about this film and I get it these are four of my favorite characters name another film franchise were a pig a dog a dinosaur and a potato oh were these guys oh I guess that's another point in favor of toy story being perfect I don't make the rules it wasn't only them I didn't have real character rocks and development in the film you have to like suggest he almost really need to stop because he's just like a bad man I mean can we go back to fire like a tiny bit and just like yeah like I don't I mean I'm following he said that like yeah they don't get much to do at all which means it's a point down from perfection um and then he's moving on to say jesse bullseye etc I'm assuming he's gonna say they don't get shit to do as well I don't know if he's gonna try and justify it a film franchise were a pig a dog a dinosaur and a potato all rub off on each other so well you can't oh well I guess that's another point in favor of toy story being perfect I don't make the rules it wasn't only them who didn't have real character rocks and development I guess you sorry I guess you're saying toy story as a whole is perfect because it it combines the it's not perfect the pig the dinosaur the potato and the dog being unique doesn't mean it's good yeah we we spent the first two hours of the stream establishing that none of the movies are now they all have flaws and it picks but also there's at least two or three major ones and each yeah let's show up the payoffs of the significant payoffs in the endings of all three yeah there's there's flaws it's fine a film franchise where a pig a dog a dinosaur and a potato all rub off on each other so well you can't oh well I guess that's another point in favor of toy story being perfect I don't make the rules it wasn't only them who didn't have real character rocks and development in the film you have to like suggest the bullsye and Bonnie's toys basically all in the same boat or should I say RV that wasn't even remotely funny I don't know why point that out was funny though right yeah it's hilarious you can't do this don't do it all the time instead of videos they'll like stop themselves it's like it's like an outtake but they do it in the middle of the video they're like oh I made a mistake it's like save that for the end or like I'm just gonna say it when I do it it's funny I think when Jay does it it's funny he usually he usually tries to be one step ahead of the viewer like if the joke we can see the joke coming is gonna be that wasn't very funny he's usually gonna have something up his sleeve to try and that's severe expectations because Jay is a yeah professional I would have just I would have just simply said like fresh off the boat well RV and just moved on from it you know yeah like it wasn't even a joke it was like it's kind of like that phrase except I'm a I'm adding a little bit to make it relevant and it's not supposed to be a joke it's just a little like okay I agree yeah moving on don't give your brain don't give people's brains time to think about how pointless it was almost yeah like you know they're in the same boats full RV and yeah all right characters like the aliens almost completely left out the film like they make a brief cameo but other than that nothing they don't even have a line which honestly surprises me because the aliens are everywhere when it comes to Toy Story Merchant you bought all this shit okay you bought all these things they're all over the merch but why aren't they in the movie like is that gonna be your argument like this is the thing I'm curious where he's going is he trying to because it's I I think it's very rare for someone to say all of these important characters are not even really in the movie and I'm curious like so what are you gonna say like where's the butt you know his these were like but that's not important because it's like oh god well my biggest view with is mainly with Jesse as one of the old characters because there's no way she'd be this passive while all this stuff was happening she did one thing with the nail once yeah she used the nail once oh once okay I'm not gritting my teeth when I say once it's just there's no way that Jesse while Woody's going out there and he's missing and there's an adventure to be had and she's got bullseye with her so she can move around quick and there's no way she'd be like well I guess I'll just stay here and not go on this adventure to save my friend that sounds like Jesse what is writing yeah and them not being in the film isn't going to be good for their brand what are they going to do now like make your own forky toy or something that was a joke but why wouldn't they that sounds like the most logical thing they could do that sounds like the most Disney thing that I could absolutely believe create your own forky yeah I don't know why they wouldn't hear yeah create your own shit how how is it $20 the materials are like it's a pipe cleaner some putty a popsicle stick and a spork and some googly eyes that's like a sense of this is Disney TM's Toy Story Full TM $20 create your own forky kit TM okay this is straight up disnoid bullshit yeah $20 to fucking make a thing that you could this is this is a disnoid sort of pack yeah I agree with that also also shout out it has fucking buzzed light here on your bed I did I my brother had one when he's like by nine it was like man that's so not fucking cool come to realize that's a real thing that exists it this is like the crocs of Disney oh so that's why it's okay they don't in the movie because they've completed their rocks okay oh yeah they have nowhere else they have achieved peak character they have undergone what was Ham's arc he became less than asshole what was Rex's arc came less cowardly what was Slinky's arc came less long you know what was bad what was um uh officer potato heads arc falling apart constantly and coming back together it's metaphor for legacy oh yeah he got away that's the second and just like in a marriage story once you get married that's it you're done being a marriage story everyone should see it it's really good first comes love then comes marriage and you're done that's it yeah they don't can die there's no there's no extra bit what was the arc for I want to know what bull's eyes are he made he um he became super fast and initially very insecure over how slow he was but then he became fast enough to to catch up to an airplane and he proved that he can do it he proved that he can be yeah you could have replaced Duke totally could have yeah you could have replaced all the fucking new characters with all of the old characters you know the ones I give a shit about instead of just cram all the new characters you possibly can into a thing to sell toys to kids I swear to god I think shameless is the kind of person who'd be like yeah but we've seen them I'll be like he buys he but baller he buys mugs with a toy story aliens on them he's a passion just like fan okay rags is this as bad though as having a funko pop of land of Calrissian it's worth I said I think it's worth I will explain I will explain my reason okay all right funko pops are by design uh close enough to each other that they're collectible and can be like lined up funko pops are not impressive as individuals they are impressive quote unquote impressive as collections right right they're like yeah so I can I think it's less retarded and lame and disnoid dn to buy a funko pop of land oh especially if you have a bunch of other funko pops and you line them up in groups I doubt he has a mug collection and maybe he does he seems that maybe he does maybe he has all the mugs of all the toy story characters right mm-hmm I think that's I think that that's my reasoning that's what I'm going for okay okay funko well I'd like to quickly give a shout out by the way it's my real life friend Sierra who is watching this hello I just wanted to say that she asked me to promise to give her a shout out and I and I have specified not my friend my real life friend I'm gonna I'm gonna say a personal hello yeah to the people out there John hello there is this probably at least one out there hey John how you doing buddy thanks for watching hello yeah hello the game real nice days good yeah my body that's why we say Agnes day out there no not Agnes days no nightless days oh you know do you know what that is right because I thought you were referencing so do you know what that is Agnes day yeah it's that uh it's that church group Agnes day oh fuck I don't know about that I'm talking about what it is as a it's it's no that's opus day I'm I'm sorry Agnes day means um Lamb of God it's um it's in it's the code to get through some kind of security thing in bio shock to get to record the guy's voice saying Agnes day and then you can get through a bunch of shit do you remember that oh I think I remember that yeah I do what a strange memory for me to have been triggered by misfearing something you said yes he's on a chance in bio shock too there you go oh the someone said opus day was the the group from uh the Dan Brown novels uh I got the guy confused with Agnes day opus day work work of God Agnes day is Lamb and to come back to the video this scene was made fucking shit wasn't it by uh yep yeah yeah no um Evan and I when we were watching Toy Story 3 I'm like oh it's such a beautiful ending and then Toy Story 4 came along improved yeah pooped all over it yeah this is yeah yeah all the emotional resonance gone gone and dead terrible Andy Grop and now they've moved on to Bonnie they didn't have the connection to Andy the Woody had making it easier for them to move on and quite thank you um I would like for you with Buzz site you should be there Andy is the only child buzz is like ever known he got buzz he got with the Andy was his first kid yep I mean it's like good pussy you never forget your first you know that's that's that's that's like yeah we don't know the histories of these characters and how much Andy means to them personally angels and demons yeah I think it was I think it was also in uh could have been she code this is this is the whole oh Bonnie isn't Andy argument I'm gonna I'm gonna roll him back make sure we got that yes oh god but the thing is as I said earlier all these toys have completed their arcs they helped Andy Grop and now they've moved on to Bonnie they didn't have the connection that's not completing your arc they have a new cycle yeah that's a really weird way to describe your arc as like a loading bar for another person like that doesn't listen Luke got his hand chopped off he's gonna go face down Vader he's completed his arc yeah but he had to restart the arc once Kylo Ram was born that's how that works yeah it's I feel like slinky is kind of the the representation of how Disney makes stories it's just like round and around and around and around moving forward in a technical sense but not going anywhere yeah like chronologically yes there is time being progressed sure we'll give you that and quite frankly this film wouldn't have worked if they just tried to shoehorn all these characters into major roles just because why why do you say literally shoehorned new ones into the I was gonna say why why did they do this it always annoys me when they they argue in post like it was the writer's choice to have them out to say like if they were in it would have been shoehorned it's like why by that logic every character is shoehorned yeah this is the most shoehorny movie I might have seen in a long time shoehorny movie yes shoehorny movie I remember when remember when Ren said that they uh they had to squeeze Henry Cavill into the plot of all that when he was the film please the main attack let's shoehorn Darth Vader into a new home we're gonna shoehorn recording cast that's been in every toy store making videos all right yeah like seriously like they're like okay we need to get to the the the doors of the cabinet to open it with the key how do we get there let's go and find a Canadian evil Knievel toy that can we can heist hoist his fucking platform up to like the top of a different cupboard propel him across with a rappel line to attach to the doors to cycle to them it's like why don't you just prop one of you up with another one of you to get to the handle yeah I just I feel like this seems seems like a bit shoehorny to me you know seems like them shoes are getting horny to me oh yeah let's listen everyone wants to fuck a crock all right it's been talking about another scam that's like a dollar's worth of materials that they sell for I don't even know how much if you bought a crock you got scam okay they got like lots of people anything other than shoehorn as well she just fucking happens to be here or he happens to bump into her to not only does he happen to bump into a stupid lamp he happens to bump into her personally like yeah she hasn't traveled far from the lamp at all she seems horny for shoes that's that's my take anyway that's my me personally um I have to shout out to Rex by the way this film won the Oscars for animation um this guy from chat named grith phoenix source rex says by the way this film toy would ask her for a best animated feature truly a sad day in animation history sad day in oscar's history like a sad day in cinema history like the animation animation is good I guess his best animated film was what it won what did it beat out uh let's see let me take a look at the link or what were the other feed out um animated feature film oscar nominees all right so uh how to train your dragon the hidden world I lost my body clouse missing link and toy story four it's claws and said that that was dragon I never how to train your dragon three wasn't wasn't good but it was a more deserving uh well I'll be curious to see how the chat reacts to that one yeah I don't is that commonly accepted I have no idea I guess I'll find out in a second I think I think that people generally like the missing link and it wouldn't surprise me if the missing link was good because like stop motion animated movies tend to be pretty good you think like wow looks like chat loves clouse all right it's about to it's got norm mcdonald in it oh my god and he was apparently amazing in it chat has enough reasons to see right now yeah if that movie is clouse let's do it it sounds like a movie would work for you if you're watching it like it sounds like it's just like it's just like it's just like it's just good yeah you'll watch clouse and then you'll just be even more pissed off at toy story four be the best animated feature I haven't even seen the others and I'm pissed off I think like I've seen how to train your dragon three and I'd say it's more worthy of that of that nomination than toy story four and so and how to train dragon three is marv why did you retract that I was literally about to read out your comment I thought it was funny what did he say what did he say marv said that mr potato heads arc was finding his angry eyes and I thought that was really funny and right as I was looking at it I remember that's that's after the credits t2 right ts2 the toy story too I don't want you to say ts2 or t2 I'm gonna terminate it too anyway question stats well no the mr angry eyes thing it was that well the mr angry eyes thing is uh is always when he's packing the movie itself yeah I'm thinking the bloopers when she's packing loads of shit and you're angry eyes yeah yeah yeah does she play no into it but he like explodes the carb of it in the outtake yeah you're right but he's still aware that he has them and then he takes that he puts on his like feet like another pair of eyes are he's like this is the time for mr angry eyes when he's yeah wouldn't it have been great if they actually had mr potato had used his angry eyes in toy story three or four that would have been awesome awesome little payoff but no they just recycle some some really bland don rickles lines from a fucking video game in a previous toy store and have them do nothing do you know did anyone play styles bounty hunter out of our cast yeah yeah in the game cube they had numbers in that game and the bloopers will like create like the toy story ones where is like they're setting up for a cut scene and then uh jango is like what's my motivation and the director's like you you're a bounty hunter you hunt bounties but he's like all right all right all right I get it I get I just I don't know it's hard to get into this is like it just makes things like yeah that fucking really ever happened it's such a weird reference that I know that one did it a toy story did it like making bloopers you know yeah and they were funny bloopers so like even if they're not like it's not of course it's not an authentic gag reel but it's still funny is like it's nice it's nice we will put in the effort we watched that efet me with throwaway jokes they had montross coming up to a bounty and I think they had the bounty was TLJ or something in the meme but I remember there being a blooper for that where he's just like you know ominously walking forwards almost like a silhouette and he just falls over just like okay good shit I like that game I haven't played in a long time though so I'd be curious if it uh if it holds up you know what I'm saying yeah anyway let's talk more yeah let's move on sorry Tori and quite frankly this film wouldn't have worked if they just tried to shoehorn all these characters into major roles just because that's what works in toy story two and three that point y'all being at the very end that logic hurts me like it what you just said it worked so well in toy story two and three but they weren't you wanted that but they would have had to be shoehorned that I don't understand from his I'm sorry he's his own point he's trying to make it didn't he didn't this guy just say that the the dynamic that dinosaur and a in a dog in a potato have is one of the things that makes toy story perfect okay they removed that from this one this man is going on his own points and then making like non points I just I just don't like the whole like they were great in this movie because they weren't shoehorned but they would have been shoehorned this one it's like that's not fair to be fair toy story for his existence is shoehorned thank you on popular opinions and saying goodbye to woody wants some rule was perfect upon reflection especially upon reflection they showed up by happenstance and anything what does that mean like did he not like it at first is that what are you saying now that I look back on it it's nice that woody was able to say goodbye to his lifelong friends but I didn't catch that the first time I'm minimizing their roles opened up room for new interesting characters you actually had stories and we got none of them new interesting characters who had stories to be told what even was bow peep story she just tells you what she's been up to and she carries on doing so oh that's a whole other can of worms they actually into bow peeps backstory in this movie that much but they wait until the movie they wait until the movies out on disney plus I think to release the short life which then takes place after toy story for and then we see that oh woody apparently didn't understand what bow had gone through until after he decides so like he doesn't understand why she is a lost toy until after he makes the decision to become one himself in leaving his his friends and his kids see that's that's terrible like should have been the fucking movie but um the also yeah should have been but the other part is just like he's like what is bow peeps thing in this film she she doesn't go on a journey she's just like person who helps out woody until at the end woody's like I'll hang out with you and she's like yeah okay remember that bit where like when you first see though right and woody's talking to uh like that little toy that gets eaten by the cat later on and he's like he's talking about how uh what was the reason why annie's sister molly was able to sleep at night you know and you get this look on on bo's face like she she's sort of missing a kid and and being you know loved and everything and when I first watched maybe I thought that this was going to set up though we're turning to wanting to to be loved by a kid but then they didn't and they did the opposite the the the arc that made me so that's that's great also yeah james is actually that's right bo peep isn't a new character but I mean she may as well be like yeah she's a new person like there's she wears her face and speaks in her language you can't even say she wears her dress like nope yeah I was about to be like but no she doesn't they changed her and then I guess what else we go for do it's like gabby gabby like oh gabby gabby oh don't even get me started oh no we haven't even started yet we still got topics to come like gabby and buzz they're on their way yep you know we've been like so four key giggle mcdimples which one was giggle mcdonald's giggle mcdimples didn't do that she was the cut it was the tiny little thing that got swallowed yeah oh yeah she did worthless she got eight by the cat what was the story for the two sped out me duck things the duck in the beer what was the thing they were a prize yeah they were a carnival game prize okay ducky bunny gabby gabby jute kaboom who all just great ducky and bunny were worth they should have been in the film just so it was great no like my brother horned the kaboom backstory was just like oh I guess we're learning about your stop story now my brother who who agrees with us on like buzz and woody and that stuff funny but he likes key and peel a lot and it's like I mean I like key and peel too but man I they're not they're worthless in this outside of like they're like attacking the grandmother the first time that they do make that joke not the second or third times but the the scene as well where they reveal half key to the china cabinet like those are the two jokes that work you know sort of but I just found myself irritated by them the whole way through I don't give them credit for the second one because that could have been anybody there was nothing that needed to have them do that that could have been any character and it would have worked ever perfectly oh yeah yeah I can I can see that try to clarify because there's a conversation going on about it so she is still porcelain it's her clothing that was supposed to be like stuck to her a part of her that was here has now been transferred into cloth and it's removable and changeable so she herself is quote unquote porcelain I don't even really know to be honest with you because like you know they could change whatever they want at any time the the point is that you take bow peep from Toy Story one and two how do you make it so that she can be an action star it's like well you gotta lose the fucking dress for one and and the fact that she's stiff you gotta get rid of both of those things and they just do and they kind of just hope you forgot that that was how it was and they do that by having the intro of Toy Story four she looks like she does in the originals but her dress is clearly cloth like and it's flowing and it's like huh I don't remember being like that so this is what she looks like in her animation was certainly very stiff yes well yeah she used to waddle didn't she would agree yep oh my god that's what she looked like yeah she's very stiff about to say I think even her like her what she's wearing on her head is porcelain right I mean look at that she's stiff and that's why that's why she gives Woody a stiffy she gives Woody a Woody that's that's inappropriate this is a children's you guys know that Woody is well he's doing something with his hands by the way screenshot if they if they made a toy story movie they could still have the main characters be named a joke was called I'm sorry no well I'm just saying that the the main characters of a sex toy story movie could still be Woody and Buzz oh no I get it oh hey there you go that's an easy comparison you can take off for bonnet in the first one so I guess it's not it's not the porcelain attached to her like this is take it off this is like an actual toy but it still illustrates the point of what they did to change her like that and that are very clearly fucking different but it's like yeah it's not even just like a matter of improved graph they absolutely changed the design and the first one the in the first one she looks like a toy that's alive and the second one she looks like an actual kind of a person yeah mm-hmm like they try like she's supposed to be a very she's not a toy she doesn't look nor she I can't believe she's a toy in toy story for her she's too human in her appearance and like I never forget that Woody and buzz buzzer toys but at her they made her realistic in a strange way I mean the outright contradicted her does fine man should have made Jesse the character not by the way we had Jesse for all this by the way time code are you at I'm at uh 636 635 so it's close enough okay they were absolutely hilarious like they completely filled in for having this potato head in my opinion for he was also just so he's already everyone's favorite no he's not wait for he's everyone's favorite character what do you mean oh I know no I hated the four key yeah um again I don't have the problem that you can take inanimate materials and make something animated with it you know because like like that's how the toys would have to work in like in the first my problem is he's just such a shitty character like his um how will we talk about the fact that four keys existential crisis has resolved 15 minutes into move actually maybe it's it's not even a crisis he's perfectly content with it he it's not a crisis it's a very yeah like he aggressively pursues this goal and accepts it as his purpose it's a very simple logic he feels he is trash he belongs in the trash Woody tells him the one man's trash another man's treasure sort of thing and Bonnie's his he's Bonnie's trash therefore he needs to get to Bonnie that's like the simplest fucking formula that convinces him out of this what seems to be an entrenched position yeah because if he's Bonnie's trash so was all the trash he was trying to get to in her room when that's what happens to Bonnie's trash it gets thrown away that's what he wants yeah well that's what he says right he's like you're supposed to use a spork and then he throw it away like he wants to be I mean it all happens to trash right for key you know what you know where it goes what's odd is that he doesn't pursue the goal of being used to eat things he has already been like he's already assumed that he has been used for that purpose and he must now be thrown in the trash even though he hasn't done the first thing maybe he was and that's why it was in the trash some some persons left over corona fork you know they're just like who knows I guess this guy is so simple that if a character makes silly noises it's the best character now like baby Yoda's my favorite character is like what is baby Yoda's character to tell me yeah you'd be the the height of one dimensional it's like it's a baby so it you know what it's cute you know what for key is for the rest of the movie after the end of the first act he's a plot device he's absolutely that's all he is he's a what a plot device a Mcguffin yeah he gets held hostage the whole movie turns into we have to rescue for though we don't care about for key I don't care about for key at least yeah for key is apparently just like okay well he's so short-sighted and simple minded that I feel like you could just he could be anywhere and be happy in content I have a question if you removed all the things for key to make him sentient like you tick off the eyes and the mouth and the eyebrow and the arms and then the popsicle feet and it was just a that kill him or is he still another well we have things well you have a pair of legs stuck to a fishing rod and that's alive and can hear and that's the thing we were kind of talking about it earlier I don't if I was gonna immersively euthanized for key in his sleep I don't know how I would make a clean kill shot well you know it's really horrifying I know we should be doing this but let's just say you timid it a two-style drop for key into lava slowly and he's like it's just like going further up and up and up and you're waiting for the moment where it just dies but it just stops you know like a what how much of you have to be gone because his little popsicle feet would catch fire before it even touched oh I hate this character yeah I'm not a fan of for key I'm gonna be honest I'm not a fan of for key well yeah he's not everyone's favorite character is shameless someone in chat said rag snap him in half it's like we literally have bisected characters he's like hey don't fuck with cats you know it's so weird he's all just relaxed he's like yeah terrifying is like it's like a deleted scene where he's just he's walking around he sees the cat and he's like hey cat and the cat just fucking rips him in half and the cat's like looking at the bottom half scratching it around and moving it while the the top half is slowly crawling away while crying like the cat sees him he goes no no please please like you know some odor picks him up playing it off as if the character knows it's just a side character and someone else's story and it doesn't even matter imagine if bullseye had fucking lost his back legs yeah it's just a tripod it would be horrifying yeah it's scooting around it'd be terrible but no it's cool but they're just like no don't worry about it just don't even think about it ha ha ha he got rid of ha ha this is kind of what like for us defines the difference between like kid and adult content right it's not specifically like any you know just the presence of of um someone get it it's like it's like treat it making them think about this stuff it's like maybe avoid it maybe we don't go anywhere near that stuff we stay the night stuff it's like yeah we know but they chose to have this bisected zebra here you just think about it for five seconds any kid can i mean this is why there's terror like the content that terrifies children because a lot of it sometimes the makers are like oh yeah that is kind of terrifying like i don't know how it happened we return to ours i don't know how someone approved of that being a children's movie i don't i don't see in what world but it happens and this is you know this is a slippery slope man you start you start with making your toys sentient then you blow them up and rip them in half and maintain that they're still alive this is that we're stepping closer and closer to horrifying territory just saying we'll make it okay i love giggle mcdimples and keanu reek duke kaboom but the most interesting meable with gabby almost like i was what he wanted he's pulled the gabby gabby card oh are we ready yeah let's do it gabby gabby's horrible so no don't fuck gabby gabby remove her from the gene pool fuck her remove gabby gabby from the gene pool we cannot have more guys i don't think toys can have kids you're right well i mean what do you want so bow pee and they actually like they make out at the end of toy story one too and everyone's like toy story one did worse than a ripped and a half zebra well it's the fact that it's alive and it doesn't care when that's yeah i was gonna say what do you mean toy story one portrays it as a bad thing that's kind of the point it's like don't abuse the toys that's the point but in this one it's like yeah well i'm in half hey you know i'm i'm only a horse i don't need my legs and that's the thing you know i'm not saying toy story didn't didn't raise some questions here in there and stuff it's just that this one is making it very confusing as to what existence it gave the impression that like when they're pulling his voice box out of them when they're ripping it out yes i was i remember when i first watched i was kind of concerned i was like can you still speak without that like that how does that work you know like because they've got weird logic for for toys right like for example like you can kill them by destroying their braids you'd be like their braids their brain yeah they don't have brains i don't know what you're talking about so like take it out his voice box you'd think like the logic could be that he can't speak after that and so i'm just picturing like as they're pulling on the string while he's trying to keep a hold of the the rope whatever and like as they're tearing it and he's screaming but it starts to like distort and gargle because he's like getting his lungs pulled out i'm just like who but he can speak without the voice box yeah no i know i'm saying that they could have gone that direction but fucking open yeah they could oh they wouldn't because then no character with the voice box could speak yeah which is a vast vast majority of toys you know that are silent yeah it's like the um they try removing his like forky hostage and they're trying to use him to extort like woody out of his voice box and that's after they already try to woody prisoner woody escapes but forky doesn't escape and then after they go on this rescue attempt of forky that goes wrong the Reeves is a dumbass and uh we just had to have Keanu Reeves and he uh chickens out the last second before making that jump you know they got that really quick recollection of his past that he's telling aloud again so that we know that he could fail at this sort of but then not fail at the end yeah they crammed in these they're they've crammed in a lot of characters and if they're going to cram in characters be at ones like give a shit about yeah about pee and peel if anything right off the bat they're dicks to buzz when they know damn well buzz did not go to the human in request to be placed up there like these are assholes why should i care about them in their well-being and as he pointed out with a beat the shit out of buzz woody's just sad to they're like hey don't do that yeah oh look strange toys are assaulting my friend who will be there for me until infinity and beyond i don't care hey don't be why you shouldn't think about the mechanics of toy stories for insists that you do um um so yeah we kind of were supposed to cover gabby gabby right why she's terrible yeah so so so after this and everyone leaves woody including buzz um woody goes back into the antique store and gabby gabby approaches him and he starts a really manipulative speech about all these memories that woody has of andy that freaky uh passes on to her from and she's like you know it's it's uh you know the most um well what did she say in moeller it's like for a toy to do is to bring joy to a child and she's all like i want that chance but i can't because of my voice box so if you just i can do that and then um woody's like just let me have forky and then i'll do it pretty much yeah instead of instead of giving up forky realizing you know what i'm being a bit a bit of a bitch especially since as woody's trying to escape i'm like tugging at his voice box putting him to rip and we're like you know reaching into him and taking out hit some of his stuffing during the rescue sequence instead of just like what they could have done is just she releases forky out of out of like guilt and then forky prevents woody from leaving he's like no no we need to help her and woody can be like what then you can like explain what he knows and you know that's your entry way into into moving on but instead there is actually because you're right there's no moment where it's anything it's still an exchange it's not anything other than that she's just added a sob story like you can have forky in exchange for a body part and he's like okay and then next time it's the exact same thing but she said hey i really want it though it's like oh yeah she adds the sob story without any apology for and she uh you know basically instead of just giving up forky willingly she holds him hostage still and says okay just let him go and then i'll do it it's like it's a quid pro quote thing not a hey here you go but also listen please hear me out here about this um and i mean that could have worked as well it's like but no they they they have her just act entitled and then she finally gets what she wants she gets away with it like the first female villain a toy story and oh she's not a villain she's actually just misunderstood she's she's not that bad which is not something they afford to sid to lotso or to stinky pee we'll have a sob story yeah she doesn't she's rewarded like she she gets exactly what she wanted in the end it's like it treated like she's handed it on a platter like the film is like hey you get to have this now this exact thing you want bad i hope that kid the pics are up like fucking loses interest by the next day guys by the way sorry i need to address this chat listen i get it my mic keeps cutting out i can't control it my internet sucks i want to change my i speak do you think that i can change my eyes shut the fuck up about my mic not working i get it it i get it i fucking get it okay i'm sorry that my internet sucks i'm sorry that i can't change my internet service provider right fucking now but it's a very complicated process okay then i promise i will i promise that i will not appear on ethat ever again until i get my ip changed if you just stop talking about the i'll i'll i'll i get it i get it parts there say you're ranting and you're also cutting out a little bit on our own so yeah i just watched the scene in the movie where woody and bonnie or gaby is talking to him and it's so obviously emotionally manipulative and he's just like okay just give me forky i mean you can interpret that scene as him being like i literally don't give a fuck just give me forky at this point it's not my mic it's my is my connection sucks it's not my mic oh my god hey can people in check you let oh my i don't know if his mic is not working just let him know yeah yeah just let me know i haven't had i haven't mess people tagging me people sending me it's important it's important your mic is not working yeah yeah it's really like i i don't know guys you know what you're right actually i didn't know i have this entire thing it's him because my internet sucks um bs the point is that she's an awful person and they the film gives her redemption and rewards for no reason seemingly she even gets to like exactly what she personally wants to do she achieves that thanks to woody that doesn't even work and then the universe hands her and out really annoying i think we need to like play now we need to go back and find lotso and stinky peat and fix their lives now because they did it for her imagine that for lots of like lots of is going to like throw them into like the fiery abyss of death and they find him they're like hey let's let's bring you back to your kid and then like she's lost the other lots so and then she's come they're reunited it's like oh wow happy ending happy ending for lots of that's what gabby gabby got because you see up until now the toy story films have been very good when it comes to producing villains they're never just bad for the sake of being bad and you can usually understand their motivation you've got sit emperor zerg's motivation i don't know if that counts as a full movie villain but uh i think he's bad for the sake of being bad bad for the sake of being bad yeah it's just it's like it's like buzz where it's just it's just comes it's motivation for being bad abusive abusive so a lot of people theorize about him theorize there's a lot of hints in the movie it's never directly addressed but like there's a lot of hints that his dad is like an alcoholic or someone who's like low down and is possibly abusive like verbally or physically so i wonder if he's gonna say anything about that and you can usually understand their motivation you've got sid who at the end of the day is just a misunderstood kid whose parents don't love him and doesn't realize what he's doing is wrong he also gets a bomb delivered to his house so so if he's not a firework yeah it's a firework it's not a bomb this is mom not loving make some pop tarts i don't think there's there isn't anything in the first toy story that indicates that's the case uh i think like like so oh there's one contrivence in toy store when i forgot to bring up so you know that um that scene when buzz uh tries to fly and he drops and he loses an arm oh yeah um what prompts him to do that is he sees like so he's trying to run away from sid's dog scud he gets into this room i presume it's sid's possibly mother who has passed out in this chair like watching tv yeah in the ad place is like oh wow he enters the room just as the ads and that was a funny little detail i thought about once sid's parents were were brought up but no there's nothing in the movie that sid's parents don't like him his sister doesn't like him for obvious reasons but his parents seem like like we only hear his parents took him to pizza planet we let him go so i was gonna say he's better off the fucking ad he is look at how reckless his mom is you know we've established that very clearly now what's a two-year-old like shot right in the front seat um but yeah uh the i guess uh it's it's weird to establish i'm curious where you're going with this like establishing that they're all misunderstood or they're all you know there's reasons for them all being the way they are but she's the only one that gets rescued i wonder if he's gonna be like someone said his name is sid because he survived sid's wait a second how do you survive sudden infant death syndrome well you can survive i mean i would i would i thought that was only i would expect that to be a thing in toy story four okay let's just second can you survive okay three you want to get your search history all infants presenting with the parent sid's died dad oh fuck okay uh someone said uh can you stop sid's while it's happening no i figured that's why they called it sudden death yeah some infant death syndrome things work in america there's stinky pete who was just a toy that no one wanted and when he finally got his chance to be appreciated he was going to do whatever he could to make well in fairness dead baby jokes are uh just like you know dead babies they never get old uh nailed it that happened and not so who once loved a kid until one day she lost and replaced him causing him to think toys are disposable and mean nothing to their owners now since the last two were both twist villains i was kind of i don't know how every toy doesn't know this obvious fact yeah like this is sort of another problem with toys if they're value is about making kids happy is the fact that they are seen as products they are seen as inanimate objects who don't actually have feelings and stuff um and a lot of kids are fully aware that their their toys are not real so toys must like almost intrinsically understand that they will be replaced and if all if anything that's part of their journey is to be replaced and then move on to the next kid like i don't know it just seems like this is something every toy should know he was going to do yeah definitely whatever he could to make sure that happened and not so who once loved a kid until one day she lost and replaced him causing him to think toys are disposable and mean she lost him now since the last two were both disposable is a weird way to say it if she lost him because bear with me i haven't i haven't seen toy story three but um if she lost him and replaced him she only replaced him because she lost him yeah um it's not quite safe and at a picnic because she fell asleep and her parents just didn't like bring her toys with them to the car and then by the time that they made the trek home to her they had found that she yeah had gotten a new lot so to replace the the old one that she lost so did she even did she even know it was a new one um i mean that's not really that's not it confirms one way or another i assumed that's what they were going for was the whole like you know you replace the kids goldfish or you do that sort of logic where kids don't have to find out and then the haunting realization that you're replaceable as a toy but again it's like but you literally come off an assembly line yeah how do i i guess i just don't know how toys couldn't know this yeah you think that this is just this point i'm expecting toy story four to go in the same direction but no gabby gabby was almost instantly introduced as the antagonist as she was eyeing up woody's voice box right from the start with her plan to steal it so from that moment you think the film is gonna follow a pretty simple structure she's going to try and steal the voice box but yeah i thought she would be i didn't think that they would pull yeah i could have never predicted the film would be terrible enough to do what it did with her well hang on so anna anna points out that um lots of owner cried you show them i'm giving her the gee i wonder how bonnie is going to react if uh if she ever notices that woody's missing we should probably will no no no because she doesn't like woody remember that's just how that works she doesn't like woody now you're right people who watch this move and enjoy it have concluded that she doesn't like woody so it's fine yeah he needs to move on from from here that's that's doesn't matter that there's a fucking shot where she's playing with him but no that's not that's a delete scene then she get what's coming to her but as the story goes on there is a twist and she's revealed not to be the villain after all no she's still a villain she's absolutely a villain just because everyone's okay with her villainy that doesn't mean she's not a villain anymore try to take someone's body part that she holds someone you can't say i forgive you hitler and all of a sudden he's not a villain anymore it's like it's like the inversion of uh um beating up the dawn is like instead of a hero acting like a and then being treated like a hero it's like it's a villain acting like a villain and then suddenly being treated as a victim well you know it's like like without going to google or anything it's just how typically we understand villains to be they have what you would consider to be devious intentions or goals and they will try to complete them at the cost to anyone else like they don't care they just they want to get their thing like batwoman is a twist not a hero also who came up with this phrase a twist not a villain with all the dashes in there a five-year-old think of this is this actually on google or do you just like edit this i i'm gonna check i i mean if it's up there with the rest of his humor then it could be either a twist not a villain villain uh villains a twist not a uh let me do it with all the high the dashes twist not a villain what's she know i have no idea where he got this from because i'm i'm typing this in verbatim a twist dash not dash a dash villain let him have his creative style geez i say did he actually edit that for the sake of a joke or for the sake of his point because it looks oh my god i when i said a five-year-old thought of it i didn't think like shameless but it kind of checks out um that's what you're looking at um uh i am putting this in verbatim into google and it's not bringing me this up i think he made this up he he he's treating this like it's an actual thing like a phrase a twist not a villain the fucking what is that what is that the archaic variant spelling twist not a villian all right how do i write a compelling villian a long twist also sever snape is a shitty example of this because he's actually not a villain you just think he is that's gabby is a villain well there's a prediction well doesn't that don't you mean the you you're saying that that sarah snape is a good example of a twist not a villain but she's a terrible example because she well yeah like he did if whichever because i was the first time for me hearing this phrase because he made it up but a twist not a villain if it's you think this person's the villain but they're not then that would apply to sever a snake but for gabby she's not a twist not a villain what a strange sentence she is a villain and everyone's just okay with that really they they essentially go uh fine we'll do what you want yeah we're around to see her be adopted for the second time like it's good like it's the baby taking their first steps or something and i'm like no this person kidnapped your friend and would have murdered you if they could have yeah what you have to do one take your voice box by force this is actually important because like the the snape example kind of nails this snape's actions are recontextualized like the reason he does everything that looks bad is for good reason and you'd be like well that's the same for gabby right she this whole time you thought he was good she was gonna pilfer his fucking voice box when in reality she just wants to pilfer his voice box you're like okay that doesn't help anything it's like yeah but she's alone yeah she's lonely like oh okay there's a there's a relevant uh brooklyn nine nine quote it's a cool motive still murder so i don't think there's a point in this film in toy story four where she's like remorseful about anything she's done or admits that what she did was bad also i guess she abandons all of her would he eventually agrees right like she doesn't yeah she doesn't when she goes to him she doesn't like say what i did was wrong and i'm terrible and i shouldn't have done it she just explains why she did it she just she just throws all of those memories that would he had of andy in his face basically to butter him up she also says how he made bonnie happy too twist net de vilain is the villain also from our now that i think about it she doesn't give a fuck about her henchmen no she's just like deuces i'm out well i mean i didn't want to ask this question but i was like why were all of the marionette dolls because they were simps yeah like were they just they just they just follow her commands i guess okay they don't like their own toys i don't know they're all don't work together they're a part of the doll collective she's like fuck y'all i'm out of here enjoy your cabinet for x years because no one's gonna buy you well yeah what are they gonna do without it at least we're like well we did a new leader forky well everyone bent to forky i was like we're all identical so i don't even know what the point of voting is coming we don't know if they want to leave a movie without a villain or she wanted was it's not he said this is the first toy story film without a villain what no she can't perform illegal operations to steal his organs she's seriously nearly tears the fucking thing out of him by force and why because she wants someone to like her she is like peak villain like this is such an entitled character wanting to take something that's not because she's sad like this is a it's like a fucking it's almost an allegous to like an incel trying to rape someone she's a bad man i she's a very bad person how this person is stupid or incredibly naive this is this is what happens to people that watch Toy Story 4 without their critical thinking abilities engaged you know what this is the reverse of is po dameron he's a bad guy in TLJ it's like no he's clearly not if you look at the film and it's like she's clearly a good guy this film is like no she's clearly not just watch the fucking film i don't understand yeah no this this this movie no so first toy story film uh this meme comes to mind that i've seen before about steven universe the hitler one but i'm like but at least hitler hypothetically said he was sorry which is more than gabby does yeah gabby doesn't say sorry gabby's like for what i remember anyway i'd have to really comb through that script you know oh man like i know she doesn't say that she's like like here's what happens she gets rejected by harmony right she gets thrown in the ball scene because oh you get what you fucking deserve and then and then woody walks up to her and she's like curl up in a ball and she's like you can have your voice box back if you want oh oh now now you're okay now you're you're but she's not even apologetic she's like oh i didn't get what i want so never mind it didn't work you can have a bag if you want i extorted from you she is kindly giving she is very generous in returning what is essentially stolen property that's funny that she keeps it ultimately yeah woody's like you're not even like i want it back also why didn't woody ever explain to him you know like 95 percent of my i want to say friend my friends quote unquote they're totally silent and they're loved you you don't need a voice box why wasn't it a lesson about you're special the way you are or you don't have to upgrade yourself to i mean i agree i don't say why she why she needs the voice box why didn't she try to get the girl's attention without just just don't have a voice box you need one someone made someone said steven universe no i'm i no never did i do that do what sorry i was making fun i was making fun of a i was referencing a meme that makes fun of steven universe yeah can you put that meme up on on scream oh i did uh well for ben i think that you're allowed to make fun of steven universe the fans hate it now right because the last season or my like people aren't going to rip into you for ripping on that as far as i'm aware these days no mallory has nothing to do with avatar being a very well beloved show i mean i was thinking about Godzilla but i was thinking about i i don't know animal porn what do you always think about that okay next universe i don't care about the show but i'm aware of the meme and the controversy in the show so i was like this reminds me of this meme except it's okay except it's worse if gabby's worse without a villain or she wanted was to be loved and played with and what he realizes after all this time i'll hitler want to do is make a stronger more profitable germany how does this not how does this not apply to stinky pete and uh lot so easily broadly define their motivation in a positive way this is this is saying that the ends sorry evan go ahead and say what you want to say there you go well this is evan sorry this is shameless essentially saying that the ends justify the means yeah she just wanted to be loved there's no recontextualizing anything it's literally just you were murdering people oh but you needed the to eat them like what just not a good thing what stinky pete it was okay he just wanted to be immortalized or he wanted to be you know whatever and he couldn't do it unless they have the full package right yeah that's pretty altruistic yeah what a good guy didn't want to be evil he was just taking out his pent up frustrations brought about by familial strife on what he believed was inanimate objects lots of didn't want to be evil you just wanted to get back to his own uh the wicker man says okay but she is not worse than genocidal fascist yeah no we're not seeing that she is we're just using oh my god if you send that chat you should oh my goodness once again everything you say is 100% literal right oh my goodness at least hitlas would have said sorry the hypothetical making gabby absolutely worse than hitler in these insane hypotheticals based on memes for tv shows okay i can't believe i have to say this i want you to understand i don't think that gabby gabby is worse than a hitler right just so we're very clear on this i don't know what gabby's plan body count is but i guess it's not that high all right the point was that at least hitler in this crazy scenario apologize says he's sorry for it and apologizes which at least implies some level of recognition that he did a bad meanwhile gabby gabby is rewarded she is rewarded for her evilness it's exactly what she wants at the end of the day she doesn't even say she's sorry it's just oh my goodness some of you got oh gabby gabby you have a chance to come on which of course she does get to the end and what a scene i get killed thanks gabby gabby's worst hitler i'm sorry i'm i'm sorry let me reload the page if you scroll back like 30 seconds i got you without a villain all she wanted was to be loved and played with and what he realizes after all his time he's had a really perfect time so actually gives up his voice box so gabby gabby can have a chance to live hers as well which of course she does get to in the end and what is what is he i get killed haven't heard it chills thinking about that shitty fucking character i mean it's surprising to me that he's so positive about that scene because basically they're like let's all leave okay oh look a random child gabby go okay it all works out woohoo it's incredibly shoehorn it's just like suddenly there's this you're like oh exactly what she needs they all they all take a moment do you remember when the other toys who've been working this whole film to try and rescue woody are like currently getting their owner put in prison potentially trying to get them back and you got these people being like oh you know we found gabby a person we found the villain appears yeah it's like no no guys i'll be there in a second i know you've been trying really hard to rescue me i want to see if the villain is all is gets her catharsis i want i want to see if she turns out okay i need to know that are the person who kidnapped us and wanted to kill us is okay oh my goodness and who is this moron rags rags he apologizes he says i apologize for being a dumb he does he does yes oh i apologize let's move on considering how different that scene is you wouldn't be getting that scene in any of the other toy story films it's not revolving around any of them correct stories that a kid we've ever met before but it shares the message of the film and maybe the entire series about the power of toys and how they can help kids even in the darkest times in the best possible way which is so i don't know what woody abandoning his owner who played with him yesterday i don't i don't see how that's the best possible way for him to make her happy yeah like you're gonna have to really and i mean really try your damn hardest to reason through that with us because that's insane why for me toy story four just works special thank you to that kyle matts and amanda for sponsoring me on patreon it's thanks suckers for me on patreon check out you know it's it's all right it's an honest take of the film from his perspective i'm sure cool yeah but listen our takes we're all wrong because all credit were wrong don't you know was this made first or second of the two this was the fit well see what happened i think this is isn't my theory is that he made him avid being like yo good film and then he realized a lot of people were like not really though and so he made one being like hey it is though um yeah it's like but like almost everything that you said was just flat out wrong and yeah the only thing i really want to mention before we go on to his next one is uh buzz he was ruined in this movie and the quick vision is woody's having like a introspection moment and he talks to buzz about the idea of your inner voice your conscience and for some reason buzz interprets this as like his voice box the thing that says you know buzz light your to the rescue is now buzz light is like inner voice telling him what he needs to do and he spends the entire film listening to his voice box in order to do anything and the worst of it being it decides that he should abandon woody and he just agrees because in the first toy story when he sees the ad playing on the television of the kid pressing the button on the chest that's a buzz light your to the rescue and then buzz presses the same button and it says the same thing it's like he has that existential crisis moment where he's like oh shit i like actually am a toy and he accepts that before desperately trying to prove to himself that he's not you know yeah they just make him a yeah that now that exact same thing that he knows that he's a product he's watching a commercial of him as a product now that thing is his inner voice that is insane um and yeah he spends the movie idiotically getting himself into those situations based on whatever his fucking box says and one of the worst ones is he's desperately looking for woody and he's just looking around and he hits the fucking button and it says quick look up to the skies or something like that and he looks up and he sees what would be the extremely unlikely scenario that he catches woody jumping a bit over a gap where if he could have missed it in a split second and it's just like insane contrivance because he's in a voice told him to that's what you're is fucking embarrassed in this film and it really sucks because he's he's so much better than this yes buzz light year was my favorite director and uh it was really painful watching riz sad watching reduced to the man not my pity anyway and the c they're on the first movie man okay i do imagine this this this will be him responding to criticisms of the movie of which we provided many so hopefully this will account for hours how about it isn't the title of the video by the way we finally got to it guys we did it yay it only took us what six hours five and a half yeah just hooray in this video is going to get called things such as toxic ignorant bias maybe it is ignorant you're just ignorant of the facts of the film in the scenes in the dialogue unwilling to accept their opinions other than your own i think that gets levied at literally every person with an opinion yeah it does certainly seem to be biased i mean there's a buzz light you're on your fucking bed are you eight but you could you could go that can go both ways right i'll bias toward the older ones makes us fucking despise the new one and for some reason it works in reverse for him i i mean i was he saying something with a close-up and that'll be right Toy Story 4 was as close as you can get to having a perfect wait why are we at 14 seconds whoa he just said this is close as you can get to a perfect movie at this day at age no why this is where 16 established on his old video man he he did oh we're on a new video yeah oh okay all right all right let's go back to the i i seriously was like super confused i thought the thing had played but we're in a different video okay so how did you see the uh the comments and read them out if they're not on the same video well because i thought it was the end of the last video it's wearing a different shirt i know so people could change shirts he changed it at the very end of the video just for his patreon outlet i mean wait no hang on right how could you possibly thought it would have it would have gone scanned all the way back to the beginning so you because i've done that by accident where i've i instead of pressing play or pause i accidentally watched all of his previous video why would there be new video when restart no i was i must have been looking at something that you're dragging this longer than it needs to be and now you're making me look stupid i don't know i don't know what you mean i am not gonna i'm not a i'm not gonna be a not a twist villain here all right because here i will send you a picture of it right now where i gotta change the setting to where it shows the cursor so the correct the correct video is playing for you yeah yes i am i'm on 16 seconds of the new video i just thought it was this old video i just want you to hear him say what he just said there are opinions other than your own and they'd all be right Toy Story 4 was as close as you can get to having a perfect movie in this day and age given how often what then we see it can oh okay so this guy is retarded i mean it's just funny because like it's just oh it was one of the who are they say like you didn't go into detail on this man if you think this movie is nearly perfect it's like your other video wasn't like that so i guess you know um i mean i don't know where the rings is about as close as you can get to a perfect movie in the same age although maybe that doesn't count 15 years ago it's the kind of color i'm just like all right then let's move on so all the flyers are just like considerably large split between critics and audiences it's a refreshing change of pace to finally have a film that everyone likes unfortunately no not everyone likes why are you judging it from that too like come on being liked by everyone doesn't work in this world we can't be having that now can we and therefore Toy Story 4 has gathered its fair share of haters because i mean don't you know everyone likes it but it has fair share of haters this is an obnoxious 10 year old who's got who's who's confidence far outstrips his competence the framing what if i had said like it's much better when there's a there's a discussion to be had about a film 50 50 is what we're looking for okay but then you know you have to have movies that are loved by everybody and it's just this one seriously has its fucking what's like a disparaging word for loving it like obsessed people or this one has its simps i guess this one this one has its fucking hoars oh my god it has like uh people who are you know their shills for it like i don't know because like i just don't know haters it's like oh i'm hating am i uh because you know i mean i am hating this film because of how terrible it is but like saying something like this film has its lovers it's like oh that just sounds that just sounds neutral but saying a film has its haters makes them sound unreasonable i guess connotations are a thing it's just it just bugs me i'm just like yeah okay frame it that way fine i'm a hater i would you think of all the amazing movies that did come out last year ever thought i'd say that but a toy story four is as close to a perfect film as you can get like are you fucking kidding me oh yeah of course i should have said this you say this film has its disnoids like that's that's the way you put that across shit i mean i guess people are really into toy story like okay they're just really into garbage i was gonna say like getting into toy story should kind of push you away from this film or at least yeah i mean the people who care the most about toy story should be the ones who hate this one the most apologist smaller not the the closest thing to the opposite of hater is apologist as well yeah i think that makes sense i'm up says which by the way if that's a little rascals reference you're awesome the wild man from bordio is uh fucking hilarious oh my god so just want to shout out hating popular things makes you a more interesting person it's like a scientific fact like on a serious note okay and reverse liking things doesn't make you interesting either yeah we did it's not it's not better just because it's positive about it and wrong i still haven't seen one decent criticism or good reason for someone not liking the film other than people commenting i um he's not seen one like you've not seen one there's no way he wouldn't have seen the buzz criticism and the buzz criticism is like the easiest to understand and agree with um i actually there is a so i have a collection of screenshots that i'll be sending into this uh chat at some point moller oh my god um once we go through him no their their tweets replying to something that he sent out and um but we'll wait until we get to that portion of the video i guess yeah okay i feel like this one will go quicker because we've we've basically gone through most of what's wrong with toy story four now we'll see depends on what he says hate it so my mission today is to find one and we're better to stop than rotten tomatoes itself where toy story four got a disappointing no one gives a shit that's an appeal to popularity fallacy oh no this isn't this isn't a this is a um uh appeal to authority fallacy well because the critics said that yeah the critics say it's good therefore it's good well it's like appeal to popularity and authority right uh here it would be the authority i'm assuming he's about to appeal to the audience score as well yeah it's like if the critics say it's good you know the weakest of the series at 98 percent that doesn't fucking matter all right so first off first off you stupid child stop yelling right we're yelling because we're responding to you you're just yelling into your own camera um second i cannot believe you were dim-witted enough to think that the critics liked it it's good then you know all you do is find out some of the worst things he hates and even as long as it's over 50 i can just make the argument i'll be like oh you know yeah i mean the critics like um i would if you go through your um if you go through your list of favorite movies or movies that you hate and get a look at their critic reception right there's no way you're gonna match up with the critics basically no one will that's just the nature of people so that's just you're just painting yourself and do a terrible terrible hole i just said like this this immediate life i mean it's pretty fucking highly rated mr it's not very good it's like uh oh okay well shit why are you so i'm gonna scan around because i'm curious to hear what the who the professionals we go yeah professionals so first up we have a review by this fourth toy story is the directorial debut of american animated screenwriter and voice actor josh cooley he does his best with what he has with the script lack spark why even respond to that that's not like there's nothing to work with i mean it doesn't click with a full review that's just a that's a little blurb you there's a link to the full review right there that you click he is gonna click full review then right yeah i'm guessing he's australian and he said the fourth toy story is the directorial debut of american animators screenwriter and voice actor josh cooley he does his best with what he has but the script lacks spark and i've read you the full review but that costs 450 weeks why did you bother this one you fucking idiots what was the point of that why did you just fly that's critics i can't read it though so whatever let's just move on let's move on okay all right so sure yeah that's not happening i'm guessing i'm just gonna go off what he said in the no no there's nothing to win i can't read the full review so i'll just treat his little blurb like the full review you can't like if the bat if if steven romay was here right now i'd be like so what do you mean by spark and i probably agree with him because he's being fucking critical of the movie you wouldn't even have to explain me just feel like here's my full review exactly yeah what was the point oh my goodness a little snippet the script like spark apparently which basically means so it could it could mean that it could also mean it lacks originality this is why i said it was useless because we need to know what he means by spark you if you can't get that from the guy who wrote it that we're fucked the script lacks quality and i mean if that's really the first criticism you're going with it's like well most people when they've written out or they have a position in their head they will summarize it with yeah it's not very good or yeah it's good this is like the simplest way most humans do it why would you do this to yourself why would you show us that there's there's content for you to respond to and you refuse to acknowledge it because it costs money it's like why do that at all why would you say something so confidently that's so fucking stupid publicly like unless it was only for the joke but he's taking it seriously he's he's read out the only part that you could actually interpret it anyway and that he's applied a specific meaning to the word it's just like why are you doing this film you watch this film excels with well done character he's now he's now responding to the comment that it lacks spark while assuming what that might mean that's what's happening right now and he's responding with his own blurb he's like it's just perfect comedy he's like what does that even mean because comedy wasn't it was actually i think we counted the times we laughed it was like once every 20 minutes yes yes you're right yes we didn't mention that they were so what were the what were they the joke about the keys being placed in front of them when they keep trying to plan about how they're going to get them that we like that um hey apparently my mic had cut out but i was trying to say that whole time if i were making a video uh saying hey all critics are wrong of course i would be willing to pay four dollars and fifty cents just to respond to a review that i'm going to feature in my video it's like it's 450 you have the money to buy fucking mugs with the aliens on them i want to highlight yeah you're right like you want to make a strong start right with all toy story full criticisms are wrong and you start with what is essentially a very generic sentence structure thing for a full review that you don't respond to it's like why would you start there why would you respond so let's go to let's go to round tomatoes for toy story for let's click on the link let's see how many reviews he has to choose from 429 i mean when he made this it was some it had a number there right wasn't it i think it was 400 i don't know but there was definitely a lot to choose from yeah and even if you're only looking for the negative ones like you have a bunch to choose from i i just have to mention here someone's saying someone's like trying to ridicule me for interrupting so i could quickly say something we all interrupt each other on e-fap just a thing that happens in conversations when everyone wants to have a say in something the only time that an interruption has ever been like called out as a really bad thing was the yes and what we're like yeah just wouldn't fucking stop oh yes and yes and he did i talked about wasn't i like halfway through my point he just started he just like was delivering an assay suddenly and i was like hello hello oh yeah not not to know you're here we invited you not to mention you know how you guys you guys are cutting out for me i'm speaking like i'm starting to talk to talk at points where i think that you guys are done talking on my end the this asshole and i'm calling you out asshole like he doesn't literally the name cut out goobah goobah goobah goobah goobah discount word of the ring goobah all you do is hijack the convo and i'm like oh i hadn't as someone in the convo i hadn't noticed thanks for letting me know though wait oh now you don't know if he's addressing you all southportal both of you i don't fucking know anymore the four of us hijack the conversation all right fucking shit i just have to point out i'm not the only one that does the shit asshole fucking go back to mordor goobah goobah that's mean that poll guy just wanted to fucking point out one of the being a rude like i think we can all agree abin's the one who interrupts the most yes shut the fuck up no heo is fucking calm down heo interrupts everyone that's true all right anyway let's listen to i think someone was saying at least one person did i don't know if that's true so say goobah big nothing wrong leave goobah goobah goobah goobah goobah goobah goobah goobah goobah what the rings is greatest full time is true the widest worm of middle earth goobah attempted dominance through interrupts oh my god the first criticism you're going with i don't know what film you watch this film excels with well done character arcs perfectly timed humor twists and just good writing in general i twist no you can assert good character funny yeah yeah yeah that's the thing right like we we we is e-faparounis right if someone makes a statement like that we'll be like all right then you've not given me anything to work with all i have to do is say the opposite and then we're you know that's and it's fine you can have that perspective it's just like you didn't you didn't prove that guy wrong you just said the opposite which we'll just now we're going to say the opposite back to him uh there's not good character arcs it's not very funny the twist is terrible there we go i know you are but what am i yeah pretty much and i'm assuming we're going to get some uh some substantive stuff as we move along i'm sure of it really don't see what your criticism is here to be honest because you have no context yeah we don't no one knows what that means it's it's supposed to be ambiguous because it's the little blurb you write as like a header well yeah again like it's just a friggy was here and he was like john mcfull was shit and then someone's like whoa explain yourself he's like no i i mean i'm not gonna i just it's just shit for now that's just like my my my summary other way which would be like i can't respond to your points for a gig because you're not making the people who are like no i know i'm not that's not like we need for you to have read full review on his face you can click it yeah no one knows what the spark means this poor man who wrote his little summary to get people to click on his review he's getting judged totally by that some fucking child on the internet is like oh i'm not going to pay for your article i'm just gonna assume that your blurb your your head your header that's purposefully ambiguous to get people to click on the article also you can't write a review for a movie that's probably quality in four lines like this is insulting to i can't believe i'm doing this i can't believe i'm about to simp for professional film critics like come on leave a load leave those poor rotten tomatoes critics alone let them say what they think is good or bad and if you want to explore their full reviews do so this man from the australian wrote a whole article about this and you're like ooh the rotten tomatoes blurb was ambiguous it's like you fucking asshole how is how is what he said not considered ambiguous too and he has a video that's specifically designed to not be ambiguous he's supposed to be responding to criticisms not like headers it's you're being as vague as he is apparently he dressed up as snow white snow white yeah so that's doll's girl apparently i'm all right looking it up i'm looking it up right now game storming on instagram let's go making me making me defend professional film critics where are you where is this oh god oh god oh god it's real oh my god oh that's sad how long ago was that uh october 31st 2018 well two years ago show it show it that's it wait so it goes all right oh so it goes over like a shirt and tie that he has okay yeah he's wearing a shirt and tie but he has this over it okay weird okay all right these what a strange pair of what an interesting photograph this is i think that we found the apex disnoid guys they look like vampires kind of you know go to the second cool vampires sort of oh oh you know oh it's the second one oh no oh no there's the second one it's the disney the disney company official halloween party the the disney halloween party from disney okay apparently he gets to attend official disney events like that yeah all right of course he's well if well that's the thing this is why when you tie things out and word them you should buy what language is supposed to be you should try to be clear with what you're saying because i don't know if this is a a disney company official halloween party or a disney company official halloween party like it's his company he works with but it was supposed to be like a disney or something themed but would they be able to do that for legal reasons i don't think they would be able to do that i don't i don't even know that's the thing however if it was a disney company then that would explain why he's a hard core for apologizing for this terrible terrible film with no reasons what i mean he said that it was funny that it was a good character ox and they were twists so fucking and it was the perfect ending for woody and showed me the twist not the villain i think that's really starting it can only go up from here if the first free installments felt breezy and effortless callie's movie feels forced and unimportant yeah that's fair yeah movie did you watch also c plus that is definitely not deserving of a rotten score that should be fresh so full title is a decent affair oh you actually read the article for this one why i don't have fucking about that oh you know the series it's time for he reads a part of the article i mean if you're saying it's the weakest of the series i don't think that's really a criticism it's just saying the other movies are better especially if you're calling it decent because that sounds positive this review isn't very long and one of the major complaints is how the plot is set into motion with it's a bit like half here's half here's the this is a bit wishy washy i don't i don't trust sheamus to convey the information of this article to me honestly well i would like to check this article out what's the name of it the cycle roll it back just to go back should be fresh the full title is a world of real wait no wait that's not a decent affair but the weakest just give me the uh jordan ruin jordan ruin me yeah oh yeah i read this out on my uh on my podcast too and this is actually a pretty decent review that he just all right glasses over here it's like yeah um the article what director josh cooley has decided to do with this fourth toy store installment has hit the reset button kind of yeah kind of started yeah yeah former toy owner andy now gone and replaced by bonnie a young tyke who has inherited andy's collection which includes buzz light urin woody this setup results in the same kind of theatrics and plotting is the first three toy story movies there's nothing new being told here just business as usual uh sure mostly i guess i get we're talking about yeah structure just just toy in trouble trying to save them get back yeah toy go on adventure get you know it it comes down to execution but yeah like that's true to degree at least in this fourth chapter our gang and bark they should be acting in parks our gang embarks on a new event you write for a fucking embarks on a new adventure with new toy forky this spork was created from scratch by bonnie and has become her go-to play thing problem is should be the problem is forky doesn't want to be a toy he says he belongs in the trash like all the other used sporks regardless that sounds so dark but it's regardless his runaway nature has woody scrambling to keep him intact because bonnie will throw a hissy fit if he goes missing it all leads to the usual chase sequences which aren't far removed from the first three movies in other words x picks our honcho john lasseter's input is sorely missing in toy story four would he have even approved of the final result the question begs to be asked and i would be curious um i don't think he would because it's taking a dump on the ones that he did he did the first three right first two he wrote it first yeah he didn't direct the third one all right um by all measures toy story four is a watchable affair something that families can all go see this coming weekend at the multiplexes especially when compared with every other mega budget blockbuster playing at this very moment i'm talking to you godzilla and yet i felt a sense of disappointment watching the movie the first three installments felt breezy and effortless cooly's movie feels forced and unimportant the sheer brilliance of toy story three and the way its endings seem to resonate so perfectly so deeply made it by all senses of the term a perfect trilogy capper a lot of commas all of them as well what i didn't want toy story four to do was injure the integrity of its predecessor but it kind of does that there's a sense of there is a there is no sense of relevance in this latest adventure the words sell out and cash grab will be uttered by detractors but it pains me to want to firmly plant myself in that direction mostly because the animation is staggeringly rendered another triumph of visual wonders for the animation wizards over at Pixar but despite being a visual treat the narrative rings hollow at almost every turn each toy story movie built up on the momentum of the previous installment but this is the first time in the franchise is 24 year history where irrelevance is very much entered into the equation is that it that's a great review yeah it's gonna say yeah it lacks details but you can obviously understand what he's trying to say yeah it's a very intriguing as far as the negative news go it's it's only like it's essentially three paragraphs three four paragraphs it's very short review i mean that was all of it that i just read right there so yeah i guess for that amount of time it's all right sure yeah it's like i mean honestly i would have preferred someone that would be like a little bit more i don't know this role yeah i think you're he's being too easy but it's clear that he has issues with it um 456 words looks like so it's a very very you though that's fair my guess is he was trying to be spoiler free since it was a newer movie and like it i think if he had was willing to go into spoilers you probably would have been more detailed and that would have helped but yeah as it is it's fine thank you the weakest of the series i don't think that's really a criticism it's just saying the other movies are better i think no no if if you actually read the article if you actually read the article god forbid here's the thing it took me like two minutes to read it out loud not in my own head in my own voice to myself to read it out loud it took like two minutes and he clearly is knocking it for things he's clearly critical of it yes clearly critical of it i think it's decent because that sounds positive his review isn't very long and one of the major complaints is how the plot is set into motion with borky running away to quote it it all leads to the usual chase sequences which aren't far removed from the first three movies in other words x pixel hancho john lasseter's input is sorely missing in toy story four which i don't really think that was putting that other sentence in other words i i i don't really know how you even linked those two things why is the camera zooming in we don't want to get closer to your face why do people do that it's cruise control for editing basically yeah yeah i mean we've talked about that i mean well you guys have talked about that i mean i use it every once in a while but i'm usually zooming on someone making a funny face in a clip yeah yeah just a zoom in itself is not comedy you need like to build up there or something slow effort pretty low effort to evding yeah trying to make a joke i'm just trying to make me it's not a joke into a joke trying to play up the stressed angle because he's like your comment makes no sense but i let me just listen to him again because i'm not sure i follow which aren't far removed from the first three movies in other words x pixel hancho john lasseter's input is sorely missing in toy story four which i don't really think that was putting that other sentence in other words i i don't really know how you even linked those two things it didn't it felt like a big jump to be honest but all so the first comment being it's it's it's like it's repeating the first three and the second comment being we need the guy who's a part of the first three to make this one you know not like the first three and i think a basic reading you could assume that that's a contradictory set of statements but i'm assuming the point is that john laster would know how to progress it instead of repeat it yeah it would be it would have his it it's almost like it it does the things but without his execution talent that too yeah his flair if you will yeah i i highly doubt that this person who was writing this was thinking in their head that this it repeats what came before it we need what came it's i don't i i think the way that i thought was correct and how he what he meant to say i wouldn't hang on to this as a this article is bad i think this is really stretching also says it injures the integrity of its predecessor which would be a good criticism other than the fact it doesn't explain how it does it it just it just has that one point spoiler on its own people that fell in love with the franchises kids are now in there yeah he's trying to not do spoilers in that review yeah like you you can't say buzz's character is completely contradicted because he lets woody just he just fucks off from woody he lets woody basically go to his potential death and that's as a result of being tricked into being retarded thanks to his own understanding of his own voice box like it's just like okay yeah or the woody abandoned everybody like that that's spoiling things like a lot of newer reviews like like people that work for newspapers they try to be a vague they're like people can watch the movie for themselves this is the thing is like you know mauler like your your videos are so that like they're pretty much supposed to be watched by people that have already seen the movie or at least they don't mind having it spoiled for them because you spoil the entire movie in your videos and but you see not all reviews have to be that way some reviews can just be vague they don't have to provide references uh as in fact that providing references will result in spoilers and it's like I think that it's important to provide references if you're trying to make in-depth review but like for people that are reviewing movies for a newspaper you know to look into something with the amount of sort of depth that we do like how thoroughly we analyze it and all of the plot beats and everything and then we write them down and you know write these very long videos about it it's like that takes so much time that it's not viable to do the same thing over and over and over again for every movie yeah and there's people out there who don't want to review every single movie so they're not going to be able to uh do that also the fact that yeah like if someone said I would I would like to check out non-spoiler reviews from you for me for example I'd be like man that's going to be a whole different ballpark because that's where you have to be broad you have to be generalizing a lot of stuff yeah the plot has issues and you're like oh yeah there's nothing wrong with being vague general not necessarily backing it up with reference the point of your review is to be like it's short it's quick it doesn't offer spoilers it's like you know Jeremy Johnson Chris Stuckman do this and Chris Stuckman believe it or not but it's like it can be done well even if they're not necessarily providing references and I think that very accurate at least when he like I don't know his how he reacts to movies and how he experiences them is rather similar to me and so I of course more than more so than than Stuckman but there's there's a time and place for spoiler that time and place for spoiler filled reviews so they can coexist as for this one like I wouldn't again I wouldn't be responding to this one because I don't know what this guy means unless I was to maybe expand it he's like what's mostly wrong here toys ought not to grow up it's just like oh what do you mean people yeah I wonder what he means by this yeah let's read 30s and 40s I'm old when I thought the series is grown up with them that's what's mostly wrong here toys ought not grow up no I mean like that's reasonable if you yeah I know what he means exactly 30s and 40s yeah okay I was trying to look at this one you and I really don't know what's happened I've somehow been blocked from the page check them from online attacks you've performed an action that triggered the service and blocked your record all right did you try on a different device let's see if you did quest are you including this I really don't know what I've done like I've found the review on my computer I really don't know why I got blocked on then why did you even fucking mention it was an error with your phone obviously that it's it's like not even I I would have looked at it like huh that's weird go to my computer oh it's perfectly interesting carry on next I said try something else don't include the struggles with clicking on articles in your video you have very little time left and you have made zero points in defense of this film you've just said they're wrong no no he said it's funny that there were ox that were good and that there were twists oh drags keep rest representing them my phone my like on list saw something so the first thing I want to point out about this review is that he openly admits to not crying to Toy Story 3 so that the I'm already a bit skeptical wait the reason what now it was it flashed up so quick I didn't have fucking time to process the information list saw something so the first thing I want to point out about this review is that he was right three is the only film I've ever screened where I saw some critics crying some not all not me okay okay yeah I see not crying to Toy Story 3 so that the I'm no no he's he's not doing that the purpose is that he is juxtaposing himself with the people who did he said Toy Story 3 is something where I've seen reviewers crying like not me forget but that's what Seamus is saying I mean he didn't know he's like he's just pointing out that he didn't cry he's like no no he's saying he didn't cry while others did while other critics like he's aware that the film is emotionally moving for people I'm curious where this is going already a bit skeptical here this review once again goes through the plot and then just says the story doesn't work without explaining why the story I guess let's have a look at that then just give me a name and I'll type it up uh kind of hard to tell I'll click on it I'll take a look then it's uh I think on my podcast like I had to like like internet sleuth then figure out okay what does the guy say I don't fucking trust him I mean why what I he's I don't trust this guy to accurately relay information to me I'm not reading the articles so why would you so what's the name of the guy I need to find it where I got blocked on my phone am I like on lists or something so the first thing I want to point out about this review is the oh wait so it popped up for a second hang on no yeah I was at the beginning first thing I want to point out about this review is the fucking I shouldn't have to be sleuthing to see if you're lying or not this is a don't be a bad youtuber if let me give me a sec I'll I'll open it up at a separate tab so 321 320 I don't trust the disno to accurately relay a critics information oh my god this is way harder than it should be well he has monsters ink it says and gory on his bed mr movie toy story for a movie for grown-ups not kids I think that's what it is I don't see it where is it hang on I'm gonna get this I'm gonna do it use the watch together oh my god I missed it it's not even moving for me no I'm doing it in a different tab so I don't know if I can screw up all of the uh I'm good I'm gonna get this for you right it's gonna happen there we go that's good enough that is clear enough that you can use this oh yeah let's take a look let me let's see he blurs it right before they might be an easier way to have done that but whatever that's the way I did it there's mr movie cologne toy story for a movie for grown-ups not kids oh I was talking about the the the blurb for the rotten tomato thing I was just gonna put his name in toy story four and it'll pop up oh well yeah another way to do it but four let's take a look at it the movie for grown-up here there we go that'll work so this is the one from gary wallcott yeah gary wallcott I'm on the article excellent in case you want a link to it could link oh turn off your blocking to read it fine I'll open it in a incognito tab because that is a small price to pay for fact-checking a youtube video oh yeah you can't get past okay well in incognito yeah just open in incognito I'll even accept okay I like a about gary wallcott gary wallcott mr movie column has appeared in the tri-city herald since 1992 oh my god the ads no wonder I cannot but is this what ads are like now holy fuck the intrusive is the word it's a thing these are the ads that made adblock exist so most of the critics I know are like me we are a hard-boiled lot and cynical to the core those remarks are needed to describe the impact toy story three and its predecessors had on many of us and to describe why toy story four is such a disappointment toy story three is the only film I've ever screened where I saw some critics crying some not all and not me I will however admit to coming close oh you you didn't he didn't have that in the I don't remember that being in yeah he he did not oh well that's kind of a meaningful bit of an addendum there isn't it yeah fucking disnoid snake if any movie series ever had a perfect conclusion toy story three was it the film's climax was beautiful and sad but as sad as it was toy story three also gave us closure we knew our treasured toy friends were happy and safe so why ruin all that good karma and do toy story four the first thought that came to my cynical mind is money woody buzz light year and the gang are a huge profit center for disney the first three movies grossed 1.9 billion worldwide they cost about 320 million to produce so the profits are enormous and this one will add a significant amount to that total with those numbers it's easy to see why producers at disney and Pixar couldn't resist doing a fourth one that leads to the second part of the question on the table fans and fandom other than the money no doubt disney and the folks at Pixar are constantly pestered by insatiable fans wanting more demand gets producers looking harder at that 1.9 billion so fandom is no doubt a major driver behind the production of the fourth film to say the least the number four is a letdown actually that's being nice the fourth film is a disaster and that leads us to the plot it starts nine years before the present day bo peep is given away by andy sister woody who loves her attempts a rescue faced with a choice to go with her or stay with andy woody stays not a good summation of the scene i will admit he would have gone if it weren't for you caring i'll know it's a life regret years later the new child bonnie goes to kindergarten and makes a toy out of one of those plastic forks you throw after using she names him forky and he becomes her favorite toy things happen and forky who thinks he's trash and belongs in the trash escapes woody goes after him and while on that quest he finds bo peep finding her also leads to danger that woody buzz and the other toys have to address you've probably seen the trailer or photos toy story four looks like the others the animation is impeccable in the music perfect the voice work of a wonderful and talented group of actors is done exactly like the other films everything is as it should be except for the story not much works here until the third act and even then with the only ending it could have that makes sense toy story four just doesn't work toys aren't supposed to grow up yet toy story four is grown up it's more of a love story in a drama than a light animated feature other than a running routine about buzz finding his inner voice it's just not that much fun that's not funny either that's the part that he found fun no no the worst part we want it to be fun toy story we want it to be kidlike in a way that it isn't either of those things is ironic being grown up is not necessarily a wrong move for the film's eight writers eight writers fuck me it took eight people to make cheese most of the kids who saw the original movie in 1995 are now in their 30s and 40s they've grown up with the franchise it appears the franchise has grown up with them too that takes us face to face with the film's flaws sadly many of you are going to drag your children or grandchildren to this thinking like it's the other movies toy story four is not it's more adult than child and the child in this adult was bored worse i cannot recommend this movie the child is this adult a kid wanting an entertaining reunion with some old and very much loved friends is disappointed there is no better way to say it than this sequel sucks pretty vague very vague yeah and it's vague and ambiguous so the whole growing up thing he doesn't even really elaborate too much on that like yeah i'm not actually sure even reading the article i'm not certain what he means by that yeah other ones better but it's uh that i just wouldn't bother responding to these ones they're so like they're not making points as much as like specific things you can refute they're just sort of you know like meh the film wasn't good it's like i turned off ads for that just like if if that's all the reviews say just ignore them you don't really need to do anything with them that i'm already a bit skeptical here this review once again goes through the plot and then just says the story doesn't work without explaining why the story doesn't work it just says you haven't explained why it does i mean i guess credit with credits dude that does happen in that review to a degree it's like yeah yeah he's he's not necessarily wrong because that that wasn't the greatest of reviews and it's it's really vague but it's just like find another review and yeah that's the thing you can't say that you've never seen any criticism and you specifically pick out reviews that are ambiguous probably for the purpose of their reviews that you're supposed to watch before the movie not reviews they're like going into detail and explaining like specifics like none of these are going to mention anything about buzz and woody and like what the films did to their characters because those are spoilers and movies that have like reviews that like talk about it like in newspaper articles are not going to go into detail about that type of stuff so because i'm just lacks any substance i don't see how these reviews are genuine because they aren't providing us with actual you don't think i won't say that wasn't genuine i will never say that that review wasn't genuine i mean i don't know why you're surprised that's how they do those reviews that this is why i don't read ron tomato reviews like they're they're very very broad i mean also like uh wait i'm sorry did i accidentally interrupt again and no no you're okay good good good just there a little bit um no i was also thinking like is that review actually substance list though like there was a couple of things that were okay with it it was and a little bit broad but it was fine a little soft on it you know like the other review was but he said it sucks yeah he did say it's yeah yeah it sucks yeah but like yeah she missed i'm gonna like skip it back to like just a few seconds ago he says like like there's no substance to the review lacks any substance i don't see how these reviews are genuine yeah i don't see how it's genuine i think that was a very genuine review yeah yeah i have no reason there there's nothing shilly about that he says it sucks he's definitely going against the grain mm-hmm i definitely don't think that he's not being genuine like do you think he's lying i mean i guess that would be the question i'd have for shame is like do you think that review is a lie and what would be the motivation out of curiosity you could say it's like contrarianism maybe wants to be controversial wants to be like arm and white or something but um i don't know man where he's like talking about like how like toy story three like made other people feel like that seems really genuine he's saying like he almost cried and he thought that the ending was like fantastic it's like yeah that's that's genuine maybe not i it's i this guy this is a disnoid we're talking about these people who don't like what i like who don't like the mouse and the brand they can't be serious they must be lying i have not heard a single criticism of this film oh um trust me uh rags i mean he's seen tweets directed at him that he leaves out we'll get there we'll get there but no stay on providing us with actual good points to why the film wasn't good you picked them out saying it wasn't yeah like come on dude they can't pick them and then have them represent all that's some that's some poop that's some stinky poop like i'm not saying why it wasn't well some of you might think it's unfair for me to say these reviews aren't genuine because it's an art form it isn't good or bad it's up for interpretation but here's no you are saying that you don't think that it's genuine like you are being very uncharitable with somebody i'm curious what he's going to say next oh yeah the thing looking at the critical reviews on rotten tomatoes it was going stronger to 100 after 120 reviews until the 121st review was negative which is basically fair one in 121 people like it that's a pretty good ratio until about five minutes later when the 122nd review what are you doing refreshing rotten tomatoes like that's funny this is exactly what people like they demonized the people who like criticized the film like put the rotten tomatoes out the idea that you are defending this because it didn't get a 100 percent on rotten tomatoes like you're a fucking psycho look at your bed can i just say that i can i just say that i've been accused of uh being like um someone who religiously worships mission impossible fallout but i have never complained about the fact that its tomato meter is 97 percent it's your fault you should be refreshing that every day yeah i'm so mad that mission impossible fallout has a lower tomato meter score in both audience than toy story four it's like okay that's yeah i guess that's what i should be angry about because that's the movie that i worship and now no now we have this kid who is pissed off that the movie doesn't have 100 percent so what he's doing right now is explaining like why people are doing this is it that's that's where he was going with this i mean a pretty good ratio until about five minutes later when the 122nd review was also negative and yeah maybe that's all just a major coincidence but the chances of getting two negative reviews in a row after getting 120 straight positive reviews is 0.0 what do you what no what is this what are you saying one was like oh there's a conspiracy against the mouse why would you go to this length what a strange conclusion why don't you address points people make it sags played while you're wrong instead of this conspiratorial mathematics oh why crow the fuck up child does it come for you guys does it does it come for you guys that he's 22 years old trust me that's way too long to work out i'm just saying it seems more likely to me that there were two people out there who wanted the publicity of the first negative review and well one got their five minutes earlier i'm talking about in yeah that wow that's it you nailed it you can't say you cannot say before this i don't know if you're gonna and then just be like they just wrote negative reviews to get the spotlight correct me if i'm wrong what is what piece of shit what percentage do you have to reach on ron tomorrow's to be fresh it's it's something it's like i think it's about 60 then it it's still counting so the reviews we checked out or he's shown i could have believed that all of those were 60 plus like people saying like it does suck they could give it a 60 i wouldn't surprise me at all for professional critics yeah they could do my point i gn route and my point is that those 120 whatever ones that were all apparently praising the film could have had anything in those reviews could have been like yeah that was garbage uh but still you know garbage tier for toy story is still uh you know a decent ride i guess they could literally all be like 60s that's why i fucking hate this system like it's so confusing because yeah yeah five seventies and five one hundreds are identical it's it's not a good metric to use genuine reviews let's turn to our friend almond white the guy who's literally just known for hating things because they're popular so why are we turning to him then yeah why why have you established this and then said let's do it i agree with his blurb yes i agree with his blurb i think arm i don't see it fucking nailing it right here i agree with also you just asserted he hates things because they're popular you've not given me one example let's just see how he responds to it i guess continues to indoctrinate viewers into childish composted i agree humorism you are 20 fucking two years old look at your bed hey man you like i don't think he can comment on the consumerism part where he held up all those alien hey i've got a mug with the toy story aliens i have a lunch while simultaneously establishing that they're not even in the market today or the movie but but he got them all because you know anyway yeah like or they're from when he bought them earlier and he is cherished them of course he cherishes all of his toy story look at his fucking bed hey man it's not just toy stories there yeah he's got sully and mike dory's there i don't know what the yellow thing is um no no not the left on the right there's something draped over the a pillow yeah like a pillowy thingy and there's probably a character maybe it's cause a walley it's got to be something but what should be out of sync i'm at 452 i'm at 452 i'm at 451 i think we're all right okay too all right thirsty you've just accused an animation film of being childish what did you okay okay wow let's do it oh boy oh boy that was fucking retarded so like where do we begin so animation oh be uh all rated if it wanted to do to say a scanner dark animated film i wrote a scope right oh scanner darkly well no i mean i think it would apply it's fine um i don't know if rick and morty's are rated but it's certainly animated um ghost and michelle princess model okay just to name the animes that come to mind there are plenty of animes that are very violent and adults and they're animated also like child as it's something like teletubbies you know it's like yeah i would i would want to draw a distinction between four children and childish yeah like those are effort type uh entertainment where there's like they're they're not even trying you wouldn't catch me describing walley is childish yeah like i yeah they're all that wavelength here yeah it just it would feel weird to me this is obviously not talking about like aquedine hunger force and metal eucalyptus and stuff like that obviously animated but obviously not childish right oh south park obviously yeah well yeah there you go it's it's things can be for everyone in the same way that you know walley's the for example ratatouille these are not childish movies like they deal with you know depending on how you look at it and obviously depending on the example some you know adult ish themes or at least they are not so childish that an adult cannot watch them they appeal to all age groups with kind of universal thoughts and things that can be appreciated i mean you're not going to convince me that a nightmare before christmas is for children you know you can't or james and the giant peach you know someone in chat said um the point he's clearly like the point he's trying to make his toy story four shouldn't be criticized for being childish and it's like yeah but he worded it horrendously badly he said it's because it's animated you went to an animated thing and you called it childish and besides if you'd said you can't call toy story childish as a criticism i'd be like i don't know it depends on exactly what the guy meant if the guy literally meant this is meant for children and that's bad i'd be like uh the weird criticism yeah but if he said like their approach with uh let's say important topics or what what characters how they should be treated as very childish like what they do with buzz is really childish yeah that's actually that's a that's a great example honestly uh it's all not only is it just childish it's like it's literally like a child root buzz like you give the script to a child and say hey you're going to to write a scene with it you know it's like it's like it's how to actually expect a six-year-old to write buzz light year that doesn't actually like i don't know the capabilities of fully understanding buzz as a character you know it's like the cool thing about the toy story movies is that um it will resonate with the kids but it made well enough that the adults can enjoy them too and when i say that something is childish it means like it's something that's like so bad that only small or really dumb children could enjoy yeah it's like again tell us how these all i wouldn't call pokemon childish you know no there's there's a threshold that you reach here and uh i don't know i i think it's the fact that it comes from him confirm this is the the ultimate disnoid i think we've encountered thus far um it's i i mean yeah i don't know if he he is the best one to speak on this topic small stuff yeah what are you saying about short people south boy you fuck yeah short people like bad stuff is that what you're saying yeah short people do like that stuff i mean i imagine that shaman squirman is pretty and he likes really bad stuff also here's uh here's an animated um uh here's a frame from an animated movie and that's pretty childish right when you say that's childish guys i watch the rescuers down under the kid that film ends with the villain like hanging a kid out above alligators i mean crocodile it's like that that's not very childish and films like tons of disney movies have this type of stuff it's like really dark and select moments it's just like i want to say like even in tarzan where he finds the like the ruined house where the jaguar attacked the parents oh yeah is there like there's scratch marks and i want to say there's blood or something there yeah that there is blood and the corpse yeah you can see the corpses in there let me let me pull that up real quick parents corpses parents let's see oh yeah they're fucking dead there's blood um yeah here let i got a picture um yep pull it up pull it up jimmy there it is they're fucking dead they're murked there's blood there's blood paw prints on the ground it's their bodies it's like dead bodies they're obscured by like shade you know by like shadow but yeah that's childless right i'm like they're fucking dead yeah people being killed very charlotte tarzan was a hardcore movie man it is yeah they would yeah it's dark moments they had it's dark moments that's certain um yeah i mean like between that and again clayton getting hanged with the the vines in the silhouette showing it's like jesus um but yeah no it's it's like when i again when i call something childless is like i'm thinking of something like again teletubbies or fucking yoga that is literally like pretty much just made to dangle keys in front of a child and uh and do little l little other substance i'm sorry i'm a little drunk right now so i'm not very cogent but yeah this girl is saying hunchback and that's dumb hell yeah like who hunchback tries to seduce uh esmeralda and he's the the he falls into lava and he tries to kill him with the sword and he is like a near hanging like it's yeah man hello nearly killed the baby in the well and yeah he has like his villain song is him damning a woman to hell and he says hell in that song it's like wow that disney has far in falling just as far someone said at moller childish consumerism not childish movie oh that's this we would say basically the same thing wait but almond white's comment into childish compulsive consumerism but we're which i agree with this well but that's that's that's what i think they're highlighting is that he's responding to this saying you think the film is childish when almond white's point technically is it's childish consumerism i agree that's that's a very good point i didn't even think of that i was too distracted by the stupid other point thing that the other thing he said thirsty you've just accused an animation film of being childish what did you think you were going to see from the first paragraph point yeah so he gets his point wrong and then quasi defends it in a terrible way wow yeah all you needed to do was like if you straw man again it's like you think the toy story four is bad because it's for children have you seen the other films like that would be the easy way to do it i guess but like that's such a misrepresentation yeah he didn't even need to say any of that but he did and it made him look like a buffoon not to mention that it's targeted it seems like it's targeted directly at the the types of people like sheamus who buy all these uh to planet alien merchandise with mugs and everything because that's childish compulsive consumerism is it not ready brought up how he got death threats for being the first negative review for toy story free which just proves my point he is literally mister i want to be the first negative whoa that proves that look oh my that makes what you haven't proved that and how to improve that okay um so i guess he so he got death threats for criticizing toy story three in a review right i don't know why you would like from a purely tactical perspective no fucking clue why you'd bring that up sheamus but i don't even yeah this is all very straight he's like that proves that he's hating it for the sake of hating on it it's like why would that prove that wouldn't it be the opposite that would be motivation to be positive um someone's saying victim blaming it's like it's just strange this is all very strange that makes you disnoids look unhinged too like he chooses Pixar practicing big tech industrial hypnotism i'm really gonna pretend i know what that means are you saying they're hypnotizing kids into buying toys because i really look at your show you agree hold up a fucking mirror it almost look at yourself i'm picturing that the cabra is in front of him but behind it around the cabra is loads of toy story toys and he looked around to them like i that can't be me um apparently it's reviews that arm and white well other things that arm and white has said about movies is man of steel is the godfather of superhero movies and jack and jill is a masterpiece well yeah so it's like this is not the guy to take seriously he was absolutely right he's still right about this he is that's the thing is it doesn't mean you just forgot everything he says watch even movie bob had a good take once maybe yeah happens i'm sure he don't see what the point you're trying to make is fans pixar noids oh my god pixar noids pixar noids whoa arm and white was a prophet he's a spider wow dude come on eat fast arm and white you're amazing holy shit that's insane oh my god this is this makes up for any bad thing he is any bad take wow i love this i've never met this guy i never quite will the circle is now complete right only on efab could we complete a redemption arc for a man who said that jack and jill was a masterpiece in like one minute the fact that he used noids like really like the the odds of that fucking hell i'm amazed that's awesome carry on i think outside the toy chest or even care about the development of ideas will settle for routine politically correct placations i don't even are you trying why are you responding to it you don't understand exactly if you don't understand it instead of saying this person said something i don't understand and don't really know how to respond to the correct thing is to fucking don't have it in your video let's say like only really smart and creative people who think outside the box will understand oh okay the toy chest isn't like a literal box we're zooming again did you notice oh he might it it's uh ha ha ha are you trying to stay like only really smart and creative people who think outside the box will understand that this film sucks because i just i think it's more likely you're an idiot and you like it so i don't know but let's let's let's go over that let me pull it back a bit so i can get that quote all right five twenty nine's where it stopped for me fans picks our noids who don't think outside the toy chest or even care about the development of ideas will settle for routine politically correct placations so who don't think outside the toy chest is just his way of saying don't think outside the box obviously it's relevant yeah there you go it's yeah i like that you don't even care about the development of ideas are you trying to say like only really smart and creative people who think outside the box will understand that this film sucks because i just i think it's more likely the opposite and only people who think outside the box will be able to tell this film is good that's what that's what his argument is there um well this is just an this is just like no it's the opposite of what you said well yeah i guess that guy made a point this guy said it's the opposite we'll just say no it's the opposite of the opposite yeah many many references in this video that we can pull upon i don't think this i don't think this guy has actually like made an argument you're the person that you're referring to who's an idiot i just can't with this guy and i'm gonna move on to the actual first negative review this film got tyler smith as a film that would attempt to live up to the all right i know i gotta pause it here anyway yep look it up tyler smith battlestick well i can just look it up tyler smith toy story has a film that would attempt to live takes on emotional man it's predecessors it falls regrettably short i agree ship retention um yeah so i got the article for when he fucking lies about it like the others oh great i'm fucking ready like here's here's how you know you're a shitty youtuber like we're preemptively preparing for your fuck ups the emotional complexity of its predecessors it falls regrettably short oh my god guys never guess what this is another one of those reviews where they go through the plot say they don't like it and don't explain why okay so what do you what do you think you've been doing this whole time like that's literally yeah okay you're ready to reverse let me see if i can skim through this and see if he ever says anything um let's see when it was announced several years ago that there would be a third toy story film i was worried first two well of course how long is this that's not too long um let's see da da da da da with so many great surely these characters had gone as far as they could go right with so many great films already released including da da da surely pixar wasn't lacking in imagination and didn't need to dredge up its flagship for a third time of course we all know how that turned out toy story three was not only a vital part of the trilogy but also a masterpiece of animation an example of just how sophisticated a family film can be so in pixar announced the production of a fourth film my instinct was to once again question its reason for being with a series so perfectly and thoughtful we've heard that before a few times happened with a series so perfectly and thoughtfully wrapped up where else could they go at this point but then i reminded myself of just how wrong i was about toy story three and i went in with an open mind and open heart unfortunately it turns out that my initial concern was correct while there are many enjoyable aspects of toy story four the film doesn't add much to the larger story of woody buzz and the rest of the characters we come to know in love the film is instead a delightful diversion that never quite justifies its own existence the story picks up in bonnie's room that's died because he's just going to go through the plot here um counters various other toys is all fits okay of course this all fits in very well the larger toy story universe where toys are defined largely by their relationship to living children the instinct to the instinct to explore those toys that have no such relationship is a good one but the story never quite adds up to anything more than an interesting side note a fun but forgettable asterisk within the franchise the story itself is little more than a series of enjoyable action sequences with little to anchor them beyond woody's own persistence which actually becomes a bit tiresome as the film goes on by limiting the action primarily to woody and several new characters and sidelining the gang that we're more familiar with the film feels like an ungrounded one-off like one of those ancillary toy story short films that precedes other Pixar releases but padded out to feature length is the film recommendable absolutely the feature is dazzling animation and entertaining set pieces is by far the flat out funniest to the series it's a fucking lie yeah it's not funny at all and but despite some good work by hanks it lacks the heart of the first three films it certainly attempts to deepen the world but in ways that feel more perfunctory than organic in the end it is a perfectly enjoyable way to spend an afternoon but as a film that would attempt to live up to the emotional complexity of its predecessors it falls regrettably short after the brilliance of the film any subsequent entry in the franchise was always going to run the risk of being ignored the problem with Toy Story 4 is that it so easily can be see it's another review that is it's it gives some fair points but then there's also like it's way too soft on it and it's like oh yeah it's the funniest movie no it's not oh yeah it's a it's been an afternoon no it's not so this is interesting this is the if you go down to the comments this is what pops up first what you dumb hole that's that's so hilarious really this dumbass messed up and the 100% Rotten Tomatoes score people care about this stuff they like they want it to be 100% another picture annoyed was a dumbass with a fat ass i'm on if people clearly don't understand the way this system works like Rotten Tomatoes is a it's a garbage system people have it's just like around i guess uh for some reason it's right it's really a terrible system like we said if 10 reviewers give a film a 6.5 that will look identical then 10 reviewers giving a film a nine point it's validation on steroids like people look at it and then they're like if it's 100% that means i'm good yep this guy is a hater troll i mean this guy is a dumb whore do this man fuck you piece of shit troll um like people are fuck they're like people adore toys people cannot dare i say it think about Toy Story rationally no they can't it's it's like even when he's being rather tepid in his criticisms he's getting this shit yeah um so if you were i mean if you like found that with our audience at least like most people seem to agree that Toy Story 4 is the weak one yeah um not just the weak one a bad one yeah so you have a um what was i gonna say i was gonna say it okay i remember what it was let's say you went to this you went to see Toy Story 4 and you liked it you watched this shameless guy shameless guy for validation or something right but you're just a normie you're just someone if someone comes to you and says Toy Story was Toy Story 4 was terrible and if you were gonna defend Toy Story 4 if someone asked you why it's good no one would have been able to do anything with shameless's videos they will not have any reason why would anything like like say for example you had a friend who's like Toy Story 4 was really bad the criticisms of it are really good and then you go nah they're not and you send this video over what would be the point it doesn't address anything you're just saying nah for a long time and you know you could put some blame on the people that he's chosen but then you realize like but he chose them he specifically chose them there's no way that he's like fairly representing again all the criticisms that we had uh of Toy Story 4 like we've i think we've gone over that movie somewhat thoroughly enough at this point it's a terrible film and trust me these are yeah we didn't fucking talk about the horror show that was the RV getting controlled by the toys oh my god oh no let's talk about let's talk about let's just take a break and stop no let's do we will never get to it if we don't talk about it now i'll use the loo you can talk about the RV in the police i'll be right back okay uh hopefully i don't cut out too much this time but so uh woody is with the other toys at this point uh like buzz and uh and everyone else they're there in the rv and bo peep and bunny and and whatnot they're off somewhere else and um there's this whole thing that they go through where they're like they're trying to uh get um how does it play out um moeller in oven it's like my memory of this if i was to summarize it it's that the rv is leaving the carnival or whatever it is festival thing and they're like we've got to get back and so buzz has potato heads or potato miz potato heads ear and he's sitting atop the rv so he can tell them where they need to go like left and right and stuff and then he's got the triceratops is saying please turn right that sort of thing on the pretending to be the um uh the sat nav whatever um so the dad is like oh that's weird why is it telling me to do that and then the first this is the first of like a hundred things that is so horribly wrong the triceratops fucking freaks out it's like turn right now and he's like oh my god that he does it's just like first of all how does that not make you go what the hell is wrong with our sat nav and the the sound is clearly not coming from the sat nav but fine we'll let that go then they start um realizing the dad is like preventing them from getting to where they need to go so they need to pull on the pedals for the car the the the uh why am i rv yeah to make it go fast but he's fully pressing the brake so now it's just starting stopping starting stopping lights are flickering all this shit's going on they eventually drive into the actual carnival place where there's people and children everywhere and the police show up they're also lucky that the dad is steering the wheel exactly where they need like he just happens like he's they're not controlling the wheel it would be a horrifying situation and then the police show up and like they're like her dad's gonna get arrested it's like what what are you why would you the whole scenario is insane and it obviously it's incredibly important because it allows all of the toys to go home to bonnie while woody completes his incredibly necessary and relevant arc not to mention um how about we talk that where bonnie realizes that her backpack is back at the antique store do we want to talk about how they figure that out oh yeah buzz very cleverly very cleverly is pressing his voice box buttons to to get advice and he's not getting the advice he needs he doesn't know what he's being held while he's being held yeah he keeps pressing his button while the mum is holding him it's very risky but he's that desperate to find out some advice but then he realizes you know what he can just command the humans to go and get that backpack so he just shouts out your backpack is at the antique store let's go which uh and he hears that and she reacts and bonnie's mom does not hear that very specific voice line but bonnie herself does nice and subtle yeah nice and subtle just like oh let's go back and it's like they treat it like it's not natural the toy just said something like that they could have made it clever there could have been something that cued it to it that sounded like something that a space ranger might say but like your backpacks at the antique store is something that would like raise eyebrows yes i'm like this toy is haunted the devil is inside of this plastic it must be burnt just chuck it out the window it's it's one of those it's got that anabella peek on foul buzz light year galactic horror yeah and uh the fact that's like they're they're messing with the car you've got again toys are messing with the pedals and i don't know if you guys have ever been at the drivers with the car guys i have if you look down at your feet it's pretty like it's pretty easy to see your feet at the pedals it's pretty easy to see what would be by the pedals so although this dad has to do down at his feet look down at the pedals and he should see these toys that are sentient messing with the pedals oh yeah it's a little confused because he's a fucking idiot because they have the tire they're pressing the brake right they keep hitting the brake yeah how do they do that in the film actually i need to actually i've got the film pulled up i'm gonna look and see how they actually accomplish this like pulling them down right like the from behind you know yeah uh uh yeah i'll you i'll let you know when i get to that specific part of all right we can yeah and oh and by the way the whole gps thing yeah she pulls it from the back he doesn't notice that his foot is on the brake basically the brake starts pressing itself and he never looks down which is like i would that's what i would do if that were the case but then again we're talking about a guy all day to fix a tire that gets popped by jesse oh wait a second so if you look at the pedals which are shockingly in broad view so the unicorn pulls the brake which is on the right okay let me the brake would be on the left so the so his foot is on the brake it's a little confused i drive a manual so i got a i've got the clutch there so the unicorn pull if you pull it up uh if you pull up the video at 119 like 29 the his his feet is on this pedal the brake pedal his foot is on the brake pedal no it's on the gas the unicorn pulls the gas pedal and he starts slamming on the brake um he keeps but he's like pumping the brake he doesn't just hold the brake down the guy the the dad keeps pressing the brake and letting it off like he's pumping it but it works every time he presses it that's the thing right because if he held it down the the rv wouldn't move right theoretically yes yes so he has to not do that so they can keep moving so he's just gonna keep randomly pushing it for some reason yeah he pushes it for a moment then pulls off the brake then pushes and stops and if the if less sense or it it does yeah he's just not he's not helping himself he's he also why are you not pulling the emergency brake in this emergency where you need to break just pulling out the key from the ignition like that's what you do like wow this guy is actually oh my goodness it took him a whole day to fix the wheel the oh wait a second there so now what they're doing is so mrs potato head and wrecks are like fucking around to the wires now i don't know why they did that i don't know what that helps he's like undoing and unplugging and replugging in the wires the triceratops are at wrecks that's the character we know and love this fucking blue triceratops is like biting wires that's for like the lights the lights on the car the lights yeah the lights are all going crazy why is that a goal i don't know why the lights would do any of the effects the dramatic effect um just scare away the innocence of the light none of this would have happened if jesse just repeated the same thing she did earlier in the film which was to puncture one of the wheels with a nail if she just did that again also which is really effective because the dad does not know how to fix it yeah it would be a whole day to do they wouldn't leave until the following night if she did it again because they probably wouldn't replace it but but not not to mention you think that a tire could be punctured by a doll holding a nail no i don't think so i don't think that most humans could do that if all they had was their hand you fucking wreck this i'm trying to push that in you'd have to use like your palm but that would that would hurt like tires are kind of designed to take some beatings yeah you like how many ads i think they even stopped doing the ads but i know years ago because i haven't watched tv in ages i haven't you know but all the tire ads would show the tire running over nails and then keep going has that become like air conditioning where it's just assumed that buildings have it you don't advertise that you have air conditioning i don't know i'm actually kind of generally curious and i'm i kind of asking i'm not in with the the tire and with the you know i'm not down with the sickness you know if you catch the drill i think it's been way too long oh hey that was a little tire joke catch the drill but jeez well it's like in this movie tires just have fucking burn forever i was just gonna say tires have a density of a balloon in this movie i agree with that yeah so oh my god guys you never guess what this is another one of those reviews where they go through the plot say they don't like it and don't explain why okay there is one send no you're incorrect you're lying about i'm glad i had the article up because i'm like i like i kind of like that last review six are annoyed pull that muller that little little hat that was bad before toy story for birth first 100% as an insult to my existence oh my goodness yeah because uh doing a really good job with the memes tonight yeah these are kind of odd points it's an actual criticism which the story itself is little more than a series of enjoyable action sequences with little to anchor them beyond woody's own persistence which actually becomes a bit tiresome as the film goes on basically the main complaint is that the story is too focused around woody and not enough around like the original main cast and i mean the review doesn't even seem negative it says the film is absolutely recommend i wasn't even his criticism it seems to be that he was saying that it's all connected by woody pushing everything which becomes tiresome which if i was to give a best faith interpretation i would assume he's saying like why is woody so heavily invested in helping um not just forky the fucking gabby gabby but yeah gabby for starters oh yeah and that's what i think that's what he means by tiresome he's like oh of course because you're just just fucking gonna help anybody even the worst people even though that's totally not what you do but okay is do we have an example in toy story for of woody giving more of a shit to help gabby than another character who needs help um um trying to think of like a of a situation where that might be the case where he i i'm not sure this is operating from memory and i'd have to go through a problem with how they do that seems we don't even know if he was kind of just like well can't get full key back unless i help it oh you know what no no so um they're about to leave right about to leave the antique store and for he's like no woody look stop wait look in and they're like watching gabby gabby get tossed into the box by harmony and then they're like able to leave woody decides to go over to gabby gabby so he actually prioritizes gabby gabby over getting forky back in oh yeah he does shit so yeah instead of watching that yeah remember he does it at the beginning as well leaving victorious when um when he's like let's go back to bonnie and then he's like no no wait i want to check out if fucking bow peep is here remember just like yeah gee woody i thought that okay you couldn't inspect this place any other time and it ends up getting um walking captured so turning forky yeah it's more important that i'm in the ball featuring dazzling animation and entertaining set pieces and by far the flat out funniest of the series like this doesn't even feel like a negative review it says more positive things than negative things and i mean on the topic of like no no no no no no it doesn't we read out that review and and they did not say more positive things than negative right if you go from what he's screenshot and read out it kind of feels that way yeah it's cut out all the information that goes directly against the things he's saying verbally to you the audience who didn't do any of the legwork and who aren't confirming these things that they should then yeah it works out great hey it's subjective okay yeah man it all depends on your perception fucking snake disnoid old cars nothing okay that's what did you want them to do like that ox they're not you said it yourself i don't want to sound like a broken record okay so you like making all yeah nothing you can do with them it's like you could do anything you wanted could we play the argument for woody yeah woody's arc can be done and he can carry on using the lessons that he's learned imparting that wisdom to other toys solving problems with his knowledge in his experiences you could do that if anything it's almost like saying why play an mmo once you get to the max level it's yeah it's like when they said that they were going to make a toy story for it like i kind of like so okay when they made when they said they were going to make a toy story three i was actually sort of excited for it shaded like i am now and i saw toy story three and like you know what the ending pretty good i'm happy with this and then they announced toy story four i'm like oh no no i did that toy story three toy story three was like that was supposed to be the ending that was like a definitive ending right there you know if if you're allowing you know endings besides everyone dies to be a definitive ending okay and then now you're going to like continue the story after that that feels wrong it's like yeah sure their arcs were done but woody's arc was done too why are you like regressing his character to give him a different ending i i would love because i would love to have him actually address criticisms instead of ambiguously replying to some ambiguous exactly it like we're we're sick we i i feel like we've kind of almost wasted our time watching toy story four i go right like why did we even bother which is a shame by the way because i had a fucking blast watching joy story four i was hilarious i loved watching it was a fun thing we did we should have recorded that was a great we did record it the other one we did with that one will be released eventually but yeah like all that's like was pretty is really really good we had a great time yeah yeah i had a blast with with that man like that was actually that was the most fun i have had watching this oh god that's how you make movies like toy story four fun yeah it's like no like honestly my my first experience was i watched it alone in the theater quietly in the theater then i watched it with my brother and he was liking it for the most part until the ending and he's thought about it and agrees with my assessment of it now he disagrees with me on a couple points i'm not going to get into that right now but it's like okay he at least agrees it's a bad movie um but like oh my god this is actually tolerable this is it's bearable because i'm watching it with people who also understand why this movie is bad you're watching people who look at gabby gabby and say that she's a twist not a villain okay and they don't understand why she is such a fucking you feel like you're going crazy you feel like the world has just gone mad and like sit down with people and you're like okay let's go let's go through the list of her sins like you're fucking inquisitor right you slam down the book let's go through the list of all the things she does that are horrible you know kidnapping trying to assault people the all this emotional manipulation man what a shit person what a terrible part if a human did these things they'd be arrested no they'd be given to an owner they love and they would be all forgiven i like the trial is it's like if a burglar gets arrested and he's in trial he is like well they can have their stuff back if they want it hey there's an update to the uh the pics are annoyed meme yeah pull it up here yeah the original was done by pikachu by the way the original was was by pikachu oh and this one oh this is uh updated by pikachu here Gabby Gabby is a better written villain than hitler this is actually like probably my favorite time that i've been on ethat in all honesty these videos have been great i mean this is the thing as much as i've been like what is what one of you managed to use for this video it's like well we got to talk all about toy story anyway like even if you know yeah yeah before we even got to the videos we had a really good discussion about potential issues and actual issues yeah that intro we had four hours ago that was like two hours long yeah i enjoyed it maybe the toy story maybe this toy story trilogy isn't perfect you know maybe there's some problems with it and we backed them up and overall reacted to it pretty well we substantiated our arguments and criticisms of it and we we tried being fair as possible you know and it sounds like racist this guy we get to this guy who's like all toy story for criticisms are wrong and he's not addressing any of the points that we've made not the first person we're not the first people to make this point to make any of these points a lot of people think that buzz light year what they did to his character sucks a lot of people know what they did and he's not acknowledging any of these he's just talking about these spoiler free vague reviews that by by design came into detail about the movie because they're there to just give spoiler free thoughts and allow people the option to just go see the movie and experience worth for themselves yeah they going in the third review that you read where you're like they're not being specific about the plot is like those are called spoilers which are typically not in reviews that are mainstream reviews just kind of put out there none by the way none of these none of these had spoiler alert in them you know so yeah it's like that's the thing this these are the places he should be going if he wants to find what people didn't like about toys for a specific section of his original video surely surely has like i'm sure he wouldn't cherry pick those comments either well he did at the very beginning yes he already did that oh oh well here but your points need to be explained for me to understand where you're coming from toy story for while entertaining fails to me kaley monahan here we go for kaley monah and i keep doing this for hours on end we're going to look up these jaggy and then we're just going to repeat the cycle he's just going to say ah these guys are wrong he might as well have just named this like most toy story reviews aren't very substantive which is true from what he's been showing but these are spoiler free if you're if you're saying all of these are wrong and they're not very substantive they're like you have to pick one a lot of these are written before it even like has a full release into a theater as well that's why they're deliberately super vague because they're like this you know they're the press or whatever some of these people oh i misspelled kaley kaley monahan toy story for yeah um charming but i guess i got it what was the publication whiskey and popcorn yep boy um let's see rotten tomatoes uh a 12 20 this one's a little bit more difficult to find um oh wait just a second read more there we go all right toy story for charming but worth it all right so the grammar of that title is just like fucking terrible um let's see take a listen oh it's a it's a it's a 13 minute 43 second audio thing so i there a hold up so i guess it's like a mini podcast you listen to it it's not like a written um so they have the little blurb before their podcast i'll call it a podcast is woody bows and the gang return with some new characters fresh drama and plenty of giggles and toy story for but is this film worth seeing we're of a divided opinions on this one take a listen and hear for yourself if it's worth seeing this disney flip this summer why do i think the we're probably not even gonna know that this is an audio review from his video i'd be surprised if he mentions it but we'll we'll see we'll see i'm what well what is his blurb um while entertaining fails to make the case is why we needed another movie in this franchise one of us loved and the other not so much all right so that's not too dissimilar from what i got when i clicked on it so i guess i don't i don't know how it works with rotten tomatoes maybe you get the chance to make a specific little blurby thing for rotten tomatoes that they use i'm not sure but it's similar but different to what is written here um is there a ctrl f toy story terminator dark fate is unsatisfying for fans i didn't mean to click on you but toy story for yeah this is the this is the blurb and when you click on it it leads to their audio review yeah so that's specifically there that's the specific rotten tomatoes thing listen to it so what he says he'll go into detail about that yeah i'm sure he will listen to it all right i'm sure make a case as to why we needed another movie in this franchise one of us loved the other not so much original score c i'm firstly i don't think that's a rotten review i think that's positive she said it was entertaining and gave it a c which is looking the room is entertaining what do you mean she's yeah meaning the right of skywalker is entertaining okay transporters is often cited that way aquaman is entertaining as youtubers evan do you make youtube videos do yes all right i'm sorry i feel so many i just i have so many names we watched one of his on this podcast it was really good it was really good even though i don't remember it remind sorry remind me which one it was i just need to get my brain kicks is the his objectivity video oh yeah yeah i know what you're talking about i know what you're talking about see there you go they just a lot of names a lot of videos that's all i take i got you so if you are you guys know what it's like moller do you make videos no no oh okay all right you should it's fun so we're other youtubers here right we make videos takes a long time to make a video yeah if you if so if i was like huh i gotta listen to a 13 and a half minute podcast for my video i'm like it's only 13 and a half minutes like that's that's peanuts for research you need to do you didn't have also you didn't have to choose this one he has an incredible phone case because of course he fucking does jeez add that to the fucking disno he dwells oh my goodness well there's the incredible shirt already you update that one he has it well finding the mofo case i don't know like if he said he didn't maybe i'm being preemptive let's maybe be premature so let's see if you watched it which is definitely a pass so i mean i really don't see the problem here so this review is actually like a podcast kind of thing it's only 13 minutes long but the title is charming but worth it no it's a question you fucking dipshit do you not know what an interrogative sentence is that is a question mark underneath it he's just like all i think that sentences you know whatever they're asking they're not saying it's not it's not charming but worth it it's charming but worth it rags rags rags you nitpicking most most people don't know what a question most people don't know what a question is very true he's actually like a podcast kind of thing it's only 13 minutes long but the title is charming but worth it so i really don't this is that negative oh my god that's so terrible it's so bad charming but worth it so i don't think that's negative how do you miss a question mark this fucking question how do i even how do i people say gadelp how do i put this into gadelp like do i say charming but worth it yeah but what would the joke be like he's saying charming but worth it i don't is this something supposed to be interrogative what i don't even you think he ever is that like i was gonna say parties but he doesn't go well he goes to disney themed ones as we've discovered disney parties yeah so like let's say he's at home and uh maybe someone else comes in and they think he's gonna leave so they say you're going and he of course in his mind they're saying you're going he says that you need to figure it out mola how do i make that sorry i don't know oh goodness so it's that state ha if you don't really have a question i'm honestly disappointed from the rotten tomatoes review i genuinely thought i'd have something that made me go oh what the fuck gave you any confidence in rotten tomatoes like wed why you didn't even listen to the podcast you you went through the trouble of playing it for the video but did you not listen to it moller moller moller the stream is charming but worth it stream and down is it oh yeah i'm saying back they're back we're back all right okay it's been a long time since we've been able to recover a stream that's gone down it came right back just like that so hopefully we're good hopefully we're good and moller getting kicked out of the call you're streaming time to update this guy hey this one's from uh sophistic autistic who does pixel art he says on discord he said he said uh this was when rags told evan let's go on an adventure he called me a liar sophistic your um your pixel art is really good by the way that's not gonna go away sophistic i remember that you said that so yeah that's a good point by now but no nothing i guess i've got no choice i've got to turn to the audience i'm joking no i am not going over that instead i decided to ask you like get a fucking criticism to use if you went with the audience though yeah like you could do some work you haven't covered any criticism yet in your you're running out of time mate you've only got like three and a half minutes left you haven't covered one criticism you're just saying that no he's no rags listen these next few minutes he is going to blow out every single substantive criticism against toy store the water he is that goddamn good at counter arguing he's saving it for the end our our reward for sticking to the end of the video is the thing the video title is he's making us hang in there it's what you thought i tweeted out on my twitter okay here we go follow me on app or you toy story for hey jesus christ wow why would you do that editing why he's he screams anyway he could have faded that a bit you know he could have just not screamed like he's been screaming this whole time i was like you don't have to yell i'm yelling because i'm fucking emotionally damaged by this video and i feel like i'm slightly more autistic but this guy is just like recording a video for people to see do your worst and send me some genuine criticisms of the film and oh yeah i guess that's what you have to say i've got nothing like it's actually the why would you show the one that says i've got nothing big why is why is sheamus why is sheamus gorman at blue sheamus one replying to who is this person sheamus sheamus i guess it's just like a no gorman sheamus is uh as a handle on twitter i know that look who's making the tweet oh blue sheamus yeah yeah i got you yeah sheamus gorman at blue sheamus one with a picture of him that's blue is this a joke i i don't know if it could just be a like i'm thinking about like the the jeremy from geeks and gamers has like a million different fan accounts made that are all like different versions of him i wonder if this is like a fan's account i don't know but uh yeah so we'll we'll go through this section and then i will show what you've got here uh southboard south clause my name yes i i got a lot of tweets to read out that he does not read out in this video oh yeah let's let's look at ones he selected and then we will show these ones yeah let me just yeah we'll read through this and then i have an anecdote about my uh first podcast episode in which i covered this very video maybe this is like uh at blue sheamus the best film of the series don't actually think there are toy story four haters not going to criticize perfection personally i love it do i ever mentioned how great my audience is because yeah wow they're good because they agree with you yeah okay the way that his microphone is picking up the audio it's very harsh and it's almost like it's peeking you could get the tremble when he talks a lot of time feels like he has to yell i i don't want to be in the same room as this person when he speaks they're amazing it felt like bonnie really liked woody at the end of toy story three and this was the reason and he agreed to give him up i was left wondering if woody would have been happier going to college with his best friend the goodbye between woody and buzz wasn't emotional enough the goodbye between woody and buzz wasn't emotional enough so this is the thing i'll just repeat what they said exasperated that'll do it like get away from the cab yeah we don't want your face closer to the camera but honestly we honestly i kind of want his face to be made into like emotes for the discord server moller he's a very animated human i will give him that he's it's it's like it's a meme itself dude he's like the ultimate nemesis anyone about to complain about bonnie she's a kid she's also a girl so her liking girl toys makes sense i she loves him in toy story three though she still plays with him in toy story four she plays with him in this fucking movie hey and did andy not play with jesse just because she was a girl why is forky a girl's toy it's a spork our spork is like inherently yeah i yeah that's yeah i just like i don't get it there's there's women are super fucking indecisive and what is a spork it's like a female figure out what it is i don't know it's just like it well there's like a female version of forky that we see at the end it's a it's a plastic it's a knife yeah yeah it's knifey it's knifey wifey i guess i don't know knifey wifey yeah knifey wifey what if it's the fucking name is like Beatrice or some shit you can call it be working you got a name i got i'm i didn't even get what i am i should be sporky i'm sporky yeah i'm gonna be turning that around with me for the rest of my toy life not that giggle mc dimples could be removed from the movie and nothing would change nothing would change that's because she's a side cut you can do that with most films with a side character and not so you agree just move on yeah so you agree also by the way not necessarily true the um you remember at the end of toy story one right they need to lower the loading ramp a lot of the toys get involved in the middle sequence yeah like the guy the one super strong buff toy is the one who goes over in with great effort hit he pulls the lever to release it would they have been able to even do that if that one side character wasn't even a part of their game i don't know i mean the film would have the ending would have been totally different if that one side character wasn't here but well that much will change woody would never leave his kid even if he was being left out didn't feel like the same woody from the other movie thing oh yeah yeah there we go that's a great you know we were eight and a half minutes and we finally got to a criticism finally very good argument yes got to an argument guys do you want to do you want to guess what he's it's going to dismiss it in 10 seconds and move on yeah let's say the woody's progressed woody's grown up woody's you know and the bonny doesn't need woody's like that his kid even if he was being left out because we've seen him do this before because woody's with a different kid now yeah he'd have never woody's with a different kid now what does he think that he's talking about andy just with a different kid is shameless surely he's not left andy when andy was a kid but bonny's a completely different kid and she didn't like his kid she didn't want the bonny's for the common to dress he's talking about bonny abandon her this is like the whole point of the film i thought the castle that's it that's it for that really different kid now yeah he'd have never left andy when andy was a kid but bonny's a completely different kid and his kid his kid is bonny now that is he just said bonny doesn't even like him what do you mean yes she does she literally plays with him in toy story four she's not his favorite no for some fucking reason four years but who cares is fine by this fucking logic all of the toys should have left bonny because clearly she don't give a fuck about that andy oh my terrible you know this is like the whole point of the film i felt it didn't really fit in with the other three without the classic star wars references you know what fair first actual good criticism there wasn't a star wars reference i'll actually give you that that might be the only floor with this where are we here just this cartoon of a human being i think that who is this wait is this like a series of him where he parodies things after he was done with that point i feel like evans icon pretty much sums of the perfect facial reaction to that comment like rags look i'm a youtuber talentless that's who he is yeah basically um this is some this is some shit to your next level right this is i mean next level implies some level of progression at least be wrong i mean we don't we get there i was gonna say we'll probably finish his video then look at the tweets he didn't cover just because we're so well there's hang on hang on he's going to cover this one guy cherry pick them and leave out like really valid uh criticisms that he made and i want to cover those first uh as likely cover the video if that's okay so so what do you want to do first tell you when okay yeah well done orange shameless okay this is a friend so be prepared twist okay this is this guy it's this guy okay well i recognize that from the pictures the video we're gonna watch the video now here's the thing so i have to give some background here so as i was covering um this video for my podcast also did what rags has been doing tonight i did some internet sleuthing work and i looked at the tweets and in the reviews and read them contacts and everything and so for unfortunately he's protected his account so i can't access the tweets themselves but i did pull them up on screen on on my podcast so i've screen capped video screen of my podcast uh for his tweets that is left out here but we'll just go ahead and continue here story for his trash there's no argument about all right yeah his person complained about ducky and bunny wanting to kill what yeah what yeah they do spend the movie wanting to kill people yeah wait a second did i did i are just making sure is everyone on nine ten yeah so what he did was he's he he started reading this guy's thread and it started with there's just no argument against the fact that it sucks and then he laughed and then he brings up this specific uh tweet so he skips over so let me read the ones he skipped over okay so over so look at look at this the third to last screenshot that i go it's um toy story for his trash there's no argument about it first off buzz acts pretty dumb in it like he can't hear himself think why do they put it in the fourth minute second he skips over that latter part to just laugh about how there's no argument he skips more he skips next up woody he decided he was done waiting three days to be played with by bonnie even though he waited about 10 years for andy to play with yep he skips over that tweet entirely he's over that hang on hang on let him read out this in this uh um uh video it's called humor it's you laugh at it gabby gabby was a bit weird to say the least she wants okay well it is kind of weird okay so then those types of violent well then he skips over four you notice how he said third and now it's fifth so now let's read the fourth fourth bo peep why did they change her i don't even really know what was going on with her most of the time agreed she made it hard to understand what she was doing or wanted they made her character arc hard to understand and why she changed into a lost toy because yeah because molly had outgrown her question mark because she was tired of sitting on the shelf so she wants to just leave and hopefully find someone who will want to but she lives in like a carnival there's kids everywhere all the time is that the logic what does she do with her day to day uh bo peep what does she do she gets played by kids like just random ones essentially they're like on the playground or whatever none took none took her i guess not i guess not but uh travels the world and that goes on adventures in her remote control uh rc skunk skunk that is not sent yet non-sentient one yeah rc was but not remember bo peep could change attire faster than the adult cat because you know women are great we're actually porcelain women yeah um is it carrying on with this or is it going back to the video uh i guess let's go back to the video to rip open woody and take his voice box she was kind of a creeper yeah i asked for criticisms not an explanation of someone's character she was an antagonist for a lot of the film i thought you said she was a twist villain meaning she wasn't a villain at all because that's what snake was earlier on you said she wasn't a villain now you're going back on that i guess well i'll give him credit he said they're an antagonist you can be an antagonist without being a villain um well it's like but she is a villain that's the point yeah i think this guy's point was the fact that gabby gabby is a creep though that basically like doesn't get a comeuppance essentially yeah like he could be waiting this one straight he's pointing out that she yeah she wanted to rip open woody and take his voice box like how is that not a criticism when she's supposed to be a good guy the film clearly wants you to be happy that she got a happy ending yeah the film wants you to feel pity for her and sadness for her and they want you to root for her but she is a terrible person toy and she deserves bad things to come her way if karma is anything she deserves she deserves to be like fucking she needs to be left in the box to fucking cry and be lonely she deserves to be taken apart by sid is what she deserves brith phoenix just point out uh no sorry it wasn't griff it was like yoke splooch uh just zooming in again like he keeps we haven't pointed out every time but he does it like it's not comedy man you need you need something to build up a joke just stop funny you need to like accent something you know that was her motivation vincent was creepy he never had motivation was to be like what was the word the guy used yeah um the creep oh yeah his motivation was creep oh okay yeah it's really creepy paulton his joints made him seem zombie like and the way they chased everyone made them seem evil is this satire all right so i i need to listen to this comment be read out again just so that i fully it's six vincent vincent was creepy true he never talked and his joints made him seem zombie like and the way they chased everyone made them seem evil which is obviously column tree on the fact that they're supposed to be good guys ultimately and but the thing was when they were chasing them for evil purposes yeah well they were trying to capture the good guys at all the the movie thinks they're good guys sure well now watch how he's going to completely miss the point and say yeah of course he's supposed to seem evil because they're the bad guys he never talked and his joints made him seem zombie like and the way they chased everyone made them seem evil is this satire is this is this you know that was the point i think that i think this person's joking i felt buzz was no this guy is an insufferable faggot i guess the point here revealed to him is that they're not actually bad guys according to the movie yeah the movie says they're not bad the movie says gabby isn't bad they are they are kidnappers kidnappers just to begin blackmailers extortors black market like organ dealers they are they are like i would like fascist sorry genocidal fascists but they're up there you know i'm sure if they were hitler's puppets you know they'd be all down for it what how can we be sure that gabby gabby was not hitler's doll oh man this is the deep lore well it was made in the 50s maybe and she was around a similar time i don't know maybe what if she was uh but what if she was hitler's doll maybe maybe there's toy reincarnation also did he not really know the last comment he didn't really know the last one um so lastly so the guy's tweet says lastly which i forgot about the ending would he decided to leave everyone his purpose was to give every kid a toy then he left his own owner after three days of being played with all of that for a girl i don't feel told toy story four fit the series agreed i agree that was yeah and baffling to watch and and he just skips over entirely and moves on to these uh these next people see how he deals with these ones isn't this so honest kind of dumb down in this film he was able to make decisions in previous films without his buttons in previous films he made tons of choices without pushing his buttons i loved everything else about toy story four don't get me wrong okay the thing with buzz i think it's a bit of a nitpick more than anything at first it was like yeah this is comedic brilliant this is just a nitpick the plot he specifically does things that are integral to the plot because of these stupid buttons and him relying on them buzz abandoning woody because his fucking voice box told him to is not a nitpick yeah that that is insane this person's insane you know i wouldn't especially when we have established that buzz knows exactly what those buttons are they're just voices he's a product buzz buzz buzz buzz light here to the rescue they're saying things that has never been in any of the other movies it's like it's like he has like a hundred more now it's like yeah like do you not think that he would look back and be like you know if i trusted for some reason these voices coming out of my chest whenever i needed to make a decision what calamity would have befallen me and my friends i've i've said it before and i've said this before i need to have i've said that nitpick does not mean a criticism that you don't care about nitpick is something like okay when we pointed out that when this is laser his hand is clearly not on the button okay that's a nitpick when it comes to i don't know bullseye being able to plane going hundreds of miles an hour down a tarmac about to lift off that's not a nitpick that affects the plot that affects how the the scene when it comes to how it's strict impossibility that allows the rest of the film to happen so it's a resolution film and like it's it's built on bullseye being faster than a horse yeah but but without explanation is a fucking retard in this movie and that affects how i mean imagine how he could have been if this movie that would have affected the plot and uh and yeah it's like this is um this is not a nitpick i'm sorry shameless you may not care about this is how he was written this was fucking garbage and it's like the most common criticism of this movie even people that liked woody's uh ending uh didn't like buzz would agree that yeah would agree that buzz was mishandled like that's pretty much one thing that almost everyone can agree on even if you like how woody uh has a story here it's funny the only actually used his inner voice like five times and they were almost at the start like i agree the last one could have been avoided like he didn't need to have his inner voice tell him to go back to abandon woody i think that's what it said i like how he phrases it that way go back to base no he abandons woody to whatever fate that he's like oh you're gonna fight off four five puppets at once in there oh and the cat's in there too we just watched the cat go back in there you just go ahead we'll be fine woody i'm not your friend to infinity and beyond or anything i'm just gonna go i guess we're done i guess we'll never see each other again but because i don't think it would ruin the film for anyone like even you said you love the movie other than that so it's more of a nitpick really i'm sad the combat car didn't get his high five you should have stayed and watched the film all the way to the end because well i'm not gonna say what happened but combat car gets his high five at the end oh sorry spoilers and yeah i guess that's all i've got for you guys today in conclusion toy story four is a perfect film and whatever perfect film this guy's real this can't be real this is a this i don't know he's it's pretty thorough dude he's pretty he's been pretty thorough you know what like honestly i wish i could make counter arguments this is here so like but he he has the tlj but it's so perfect the tlj poster the toy story all of the toys on the bed the iphone with the incredibles case the snow white dress in his past like particularly this paul's face too is this the like the long game like has he been working yeah okay so the ultimate nemesis of ethat because every time that you pause like every fucking frame that you pause it's a new making counter arguments against this guy would be child abuse okay you gave you that's it's a good fucking all right so let's just close this one out and then we'll have a look at those other things he didn't address there are no arguments against it so i'd say if you agree make sure to leave a like but everyone agrees so everyone has to leave a like and if you enjoyed this video and want to see more toy story full videos make sure to subscribe to my channel and watch another video you can also check out my patreon and support my channel in monet free ways this is like i don't want to link and in the description down below i don't say that like like be hyperbolic right but this is one of the worst pairings of videos we've ever watched when it when it comes to the dismissal of anything relevant the sheer dishonesty and the lying through omission or just to flat out lies the the incredible disnoid shillery like this is this is one of the worst pairings of videos that i think we've ever watched this is your opinion garbage tear garbage tear um wait dishonest someone asked what was the screenshotting tool i just used light shot everyone should get it it's like one of the greatest tools ever ligh th t s h o t light shot download it love it so i guess i'll go ahead and read out some tweets i guess uh but i go in and what do you post them so i can get them on screen they posted them yeah starting with houston productions so context context uh so uh during the podcast during the editing of my in my first podcast i wanted to actually um i don't know if it was during the recording it was at least during the editing i wanted to go to sheeness's under like like the replies to the tweet that sheeness posted in his um video and see what were the other criticisms that were made that he left i thought we have houston productions one who um mauler would you like to maybe give a little bit a bit of back back a little bit of background as to sorry for my porky pigging out there sorry what sorry for my porky pigging out there you know oh right you're going to give context to what specifically yeah yeah oh just the background on on houston oh well he really doesn't like me like that's all i really know about houston he fucking he's he's not a fad but he he loves tlj and i think that's like those are huge reasons for why he fucking hated me he was uh he also jumped on the train of the janny stuff like how would the horrible sex he says he was the second person i covered on my podcast and it was his joker review where i think that he uh annulated that todd phillips agrees with joker basically um like endorses violence i can't remember pretty awful um but yeah but even this guy even this idiot responded to shame messon said the film depicts phillips less toy like so as it's as if it's the results of her burying her emotions only to do a complete 180 and act like she was truly enlightened and woody was still i don't buy woody joining her when all she ever did was patronize him this is a great fucking take this is like this is dying in the tear honestly yeah why accurate as fuck chick has been an asshole to him the entire movie like they it's this annoying thing that they do with girls is they they have to you know talk down and patronize to the male characters and everything i i fucking hate it um but then he just totally all the stuff with gabby gabby is bizarre when woody gives up his voice box the scene portrays as a low moment of weakness where he's lost all hope the scene then completely flips and acts like this was a noble entirely coerced that's because he said he said explicitly like let forky go pretty much give me forky or something like that right just just let me have forky and i'll do it yeah um now we have uh the next screenshot from someone who's not um they're not famous or anything um gay karen says bow never felt enough like never felt like enough of a day after all this time it's hard to get into her relationship with woody and the fact that he'd even think of leaving andy urbani and all of the rest of his lifelong friends seems out of character in a that's a it's a great take that's it's a quite accurate criticism i would say what what do you think mauler what do you think about about that rags and evan i don't understand they what what it's kind of like what we were saying just a moment ago why does woody give a shit about what she's become when he she treats him with such disdain and mockery so often yeah like can you like if this was that this was a real man and a real woman and and this guy was like i think i'm i'm gonna marry this girl i'm like dude can you imagine living with this cunt all the time like she treats and whenever we're whenever we see you and her she's treating you like shit she's always putting you down she's mocking you it's like why would you want to spend any more time why do you hang out with her at all because he's a synth because because what you used to know her years ago and she wasn't quite as big of a bitch as she's become now like i don't know i feel like the standards for abandoning everything for her should be a little higher than so then someone responded to gay karen instead unrealistic may point out it's a movie about living toys oh which is such a great kind of art instead of saying unrealistic she can just say inconsistent that's all she needed to say exactly but but then watch this gay gay karen says director i don't know if it felt out of place you're cut out again oh sorry gay karen says unrealistic for woody's character i don't know it felt out of place city toys that person responded says yeah he was always a very loyal toy and to suddenly leave for some ceramic bitch he hadn't seen 15 years is very out of character so that person even was around and like yeah they definitely had to turn her out of that one all right um next is eric bonnet that's buzz has been alive for at least 10 years and has never once occurred to be conscious and apparently he's never made a decision on his own before this is genuinely my only problem with the character's previous intelligence for the sake of the plot i mean you should have way more problems than that but like i said even people that liked how woody ended up issues with buzz um then we move on to rebecca ann woody never tells gabby gabby she didn't have to blackmail to get the his voice and face consequences for her actions you keep your voice keep clipping out sorry woody never tells gabby gabby she didn't have to blackmail to get his voice but his consequences for her actions nor does she admit she did anything wrong that's another good take yeah yeah no i didn't miss consequences doesn't admit she did anything wrong and it's coming from a woman look at that it's almost like women don't need to be pandered to like this and told that they're awesome no matter what they do well you had if you wanted to yet jesse established rough ride and action the hero that everyone liked yeah you can take that in multiple directions she can feel cooped up she can feel that she's not really the owner's toy that she's uh she wants to get out in the world something just you could do whatever you want whatever you have to fucking run with stupid peep person um so the next one says uh i definitely enjoyed it and thought it was a fairly good film but it also didn't feel like a star wars movie a toy story movie wow did you where did that go probably because probably because i read the statement it doesn't feel like a star wars movie like a thousand times just your brain assumes you've seen this and it's a million times you know exactly where this is going but i you know that's fair toy story four is not a star wars movie yeah you're not wrong i ain't saying you're wrong i don't know but all the original characters were kind of shoehorned into this movie and i think they should have either played a bigger part or not been in it at all also not going to lie i didn't cry or feel emotional at the end mostly because buzz felt like a weird character in this movie and him and woody didn't have the same connection as all the other films so they're goodbye really wasn't that sad for me at all plus i think people overhyped it to me oh yeah buzz isn't buzz in this movie yeah he's a he's clearly a different most light-year doll that his fact he must have been like the stunt devil from an old one who didn't know what the real buzz was like next up alex standard assassination just saying what are the easy ones to sort of reference yeah next up is alex at gucci noodles i don't hate it but here we go i felt like buzz got a little dumber in this movie it's weird that bonnie's parents would take her on vacation right after she started kindergarten wait which one which one is this sorry i'm lost this is gucci noodles oh i i skipped which wannabe i'll go back up and do it in the next one uh star wars episode nine alex gucci noodles i'll do the which wannabe next i actually skipped over that uh i feel like i'm blind where the hell is it it's below the one you just did it's the second one i'll do the one above it next oh right sorry it's on the one i'm on i was looking at everywhere else um yeah it feels weird that bonnie's parents would take her on a vacation right after she started kindergarten what he's ending felt out of place because that wasn't a desire of him from what has been seen we have the which wannabe at for marillo o3 buzz had already shown leadership and a capacity for decision making in the third film and although he was hilarious in this movie and did make me laugh a lot i feel like it was a downgrade for the character yes this does yeah mm-hmm i would call it a downgrade sin serrity at serrity sin says woody wasn't being benevolent he was throwing a temper tantrum at once again no longer being the center of attention so he sought it out by using forky as a proxy then he abandons the child he claims to care so much about to seek out a life he sees as more adventurous buzz was dumb as fuck for no reason the face is good too um corrin says i genuinely think it's out of character for woody to leave his kid and the rest of the toys for bow as much as i like their dynamic his entire arc is about caring for andy no matter how little he gets played with and he clearly felt the same way at the beginning for bonnie uh smudge says the ending would never happen they made woody do something totally out of character he would never leave his kid here are some other stuff i don't like buzz is kind of dumb in this movie none of the jokes landed in bonnie's toys do nothing in this movie except helping woody i'm gonna to be fair that's something but yeah it's they've got a lot of a lot of cram this thing with characters um buzz and uh lark 1610 says buzz and jesse were of so little importance that you could have cut them out of the film with almost zero consequences then we get to the ones that we read before from big d w k the ones with a bunch of real ones that he just skipped over yep which means we've done it we did it we cover two videos today after a two-hour intro yay mark it on your calendars folks it can be done it is possible that closes that all good i swear it wasn't very good i think that was a point right yeah it's fucking shocked so i was one of us eat it with my head it was very bad do we is this do we now super chance is that what we're going next i suppose i think we were considering the captain midnight video i don't know how long that is kept like it might be like plus 15 minutes or so but yeah we're already nearly up to four hours eight hours sorry so we might um not make it jump yeah yeah we should probably get to it um well yeah i guess uh obviously you know it's up to you guys if you want to stay or go but this would be a juncture in which to decide i'm also all right then um is there anything else i think we're i'm just gonna start reading these are we good to go yes okay i don't think that i'm good to go uh this one says yo boys you infected no not yet no i'm not infected made sure to wear my gloves and everything today washing my hands cleaning my butthole mate no no chances here that's that's good good news uh so it begins yes metal where my quality options also you're 15 minutes late now back to work for me i think i saw some people mentioning metal was streaming at the same time we started so oh twitch is the big gay depending on how many viewers you get to like well it's not even that sometimes they just take away your quality options which what that means obviously is that if you stream at 1080p then mobile viewers can drop you down to something much lower but listen to the audio and sometimes they uh take that away from you and it's very frustrating for viewers who have you know uh let's say not a lot of data um hopefully i would have thought you'd be all right these days um but maybe not who knows uh glad you guys are back hope everything is okay with everything quick question what are your thoughts on all the dead space games in general there the first two are very good third one's all right um from a mechanics perspective and it's not bad at all um it feels very out of place for dead space it's definitely the weakest of the three um easily the weakest of the three but one is fantastic with one and two are both fantastic i prefer one i definitely see why people would prefer the second one i feel like the horror is better in the first one and i think the setting because it's the first one and we're being introduced to it for the first time that has a lot of impact similar can be some bioshock where bioshock 2 is mechanically the superior game it is a retread of the setting and it doesn't have that impact that the first one has introducing you to you know rapture um but first two are great thermans all right if people say the third one's terrible i don't know about that i think it's being hyperbolic but uh you can have it's like resident evil 5 you play it with co-op and have fun with it and i i think the mechanics are better in two compared to one but i always felt like one nailed the atmosphere better than two yeah i would say so um it is it's also got a like two and three play excellently on pc the first one a little wonky still doable but um yeah they're they're both you could definitely tell that two adds on to the first one you know um five complaints are minimal with it play the first two if you have it certainly if you haven't played dead space then guys can't play dead space one and two third one still is probably get for like nothing anyway um hot take avatar the last airbender is a show love you all oh i agree the show all right due to corona virus rags will have to restrain himself from sniffing all the doggo bums in the foreseeable future this will be the greatest test of iron will don't worry rags i will bleach my starfish for your exploration i appreciate that immensely but i have been i have been keeping to myself kind of um i've been kind of keeping indoors as much as i wish i could go out and sniff butts uh sacrifices must be made for the corona uh and that ended with i just bought soma excellent oh enjoy it save for it if anyone has not already played the toy story two video game for pc it's actually awesome it's difficult to get running on modern pcs before anyone with good technical tisms i highly recommend level design has metroidvania secret areas with new abilities yeah toy story there's a game called bloody and cruel story of toys oh the description is a game about bloody and cruel story of toys it has it came out march 7th 2018 it has no user reviews i'll put it on no i won't it looks like fucking hot garbage no best impressions from rags and moobles please for uh i'm getting this empanada empana emperor's new groove where it says cronk pull the lever wrong lever remember that yeah i don't know that i can do her voice though uh how do you feel about that rags is it possible oh you might have to read that again so i like get it um the liner yeah i guess so they want us to say what she's like cronk pull the lever and then she's like wrong lever so that's the best i can do all right so we got those two lines um pull the lever cronk wrong lever there you go that wasn't bad there you go there's your your fucking money's worth out of that puppy right there i haven't seen that movie in ages oh you know what i slight tangent mascazoro we just that's a good fucking movie i'd like to see that movie again i recently rewatched it holds up antonio hopkirk is is awesome in it yeah um rags is is uh a mars-sized candy corn is about to hit earth uh the only way to stop it is to let diabeto watch you poop while you have the door open what i want to know is what would be a beverage of choice as the world meets its sugary dude um um let's see i'm trying to think what would i what would i drink i would have something alcoholic if the world is about to be destroyed okay this will be strange so um shiner has a seasonal prickly pear beer that they make and it's really good i'd have one of those i guess i like those it's almost like a cidery strawberry kind of hard thing i like it i think it tastes i think it tastes good i don't have one of those uh love you loads but this episode is ruined by southpaw's awful mic oh yeah i think she is dude no wonder nobody listens to your podcast oh my god but jesus fucking christ whoa that's right your mic is terrible though fix it uh i agree with the spirit of the question not the wording the rags is all right how likely is it this is from the same person by the way how likely is it that trump beats biden in the general 98 plus percent there you go uh give rags these shekels hi evan if you're there glad to be on rags you told me you find anime unappealing but you like ghost in the shell would you mind telling us what it is you find unappealing and why you'd hate it please explain calmly and cover as much ground as you can and go into as much detail as you can oh my god uh probably won't do that for a super chat but i'll leave it i don't like a lot of the tropes in anime the character is the style i find a lot of time the art's lazy with the way that they don't animate things or reuse stuff um but this applies to a japanese game and this is super subjective by the way um applies to a lot of japanese games as well just the way the character speak and the writing is and like a lot of the tropes they just really cringy and off-putting to me and i don't find them interesting the not quite my thing i can definitely see why people would like it you know but it's just not my thing and the the animes that i do like like ghost in the shell and stuff i like them despite their animanness if that makes any sense like i don't feel like those are good because they're anime right um there you go uh the future will say what came of this day cheers cheers this is a this is this this defap is one uh one from just in time to see me through work oh well yeah probably i doubt your shift was longer than from the start that was this one this one's been a long man this has been a long man assuming people don't automatically assume that 12 hours should be the dorm i'm hoping we don't encourage that kind of wrong thing um thank you so much for introducing me to buffy i've started binging it all week i'm i'm infecting three new people as we speak bring me being one of them next time he's on he can start sharing his experiences then uh and then oh i how much longer smaller it's two days until batwoman's out we have to watch two episodes oh yeah i'm so excited and apparently our reaction to the next one should be done in the next few days uh if the editor is is to be trusted that that he dirty australian no wait is he australian i can't remember now american right canadian he's one of the ones he's one of those places on earth if you guys remember i can't remember one of them he does a really good job i i enjoy his editing it's great he does a good job uh i see you completed the new rags ai mauler shame what happened what the rags ai did my voice go robot or something i don't know maybe finish the new rags ai and i'd be pretty fucking racist sort after if rags is an ai i created holy shit lice is not my clone um rags 5.45 or 5.56 um so i actually have no guns in 556 um i'm sure they're perfectly fine um i enjoy i i do have one two i have two guns in 545 they are a pleasure to shoot no i have three my bad i have two ak 74s and i have a r15 chambered in it they are a joy to shoot it's lovely round it's not that expensive it's pretty much the same prices most stuff for the most part um it's it's a nice little quasi conversational thing you could load them in standard magazines if you don't want to buy magazines specifically for them i use the ac brand for them and they've been fantastic um c products for the 760 about 39 months but i guess i gotta say 545 because i don't have i haven't really shot 556 but they're pretty much super close so um they're pretty super close so go honestly just pick whichever one's cheaper um if it if you're getting an air 15 you're almost certainly gonna have 556 if you're gonna make a 74 it's almost certainly 545 but there's not enough of a difference probably to you know to to towards a huge deal i'd like to be different it ended with hello musually hello oh i'm sure they meant to say hello to you too i'm i'm sure it was in their in spirit uh opens video let's play bloomberg shadow legends vote now for free bloomberg shadow legends uh please tell me your reply to that one guy's response to you at tl dr he's so dumb and it breaks the boundaries of space and time i believe that response is unlisted um really what so that was so our video with teal dear got responded to by a guy who didn't like our take on his tlj take no t r o s take um and uh yeah his his response to our response is unlisted now i think i think he wants to just like move forward and away from it and i'll give me a second sounds okay um that it was just it was the standard they came to harass and they they downvoted me massively and it's just they were picking fight it's just yeah again everybody be nice to any of these people we cover including shameless that wonderful and he's he's you know he's making he's doing his jisms like this uh just just like you know if ever you leave comments like you're a fucking poopy face the whole screenshot it and be like look at this kind of active bullying look at it disgusting um he was upset that he was called a disnoid i thought that was pretty funny like come on i mean fuck you should see what we were called during the whole jetty thing right like disnoid i would have had a cool disnoid uh horizon zero dawn is coming to pc also high rags also have y'all played ori too yet i have have you either of you played it i i'm insanely illiterate when it comes to video games and i barely play them so need to play some more uh it's everything i was looking for it to be as a sequel to ori so far i need to play more of it once i get some free time plopping around but um i like it so far uh probably not a great like the music is fucking fantastic as usual graphics the solid mechanics nice and new stuff while also being pretty well balanced so far but uh let me we finish it and i'll be able to give i don't know better idea on that one and uh horizon zero dawn coming to pc yeah that's that's uh i will i will keep the high rags for when he uh when he comes back what's up filthy boys just saw knives out and it wasn't very good more explicit political bs than tlj i advise to ignore have a blessed day evidence that's what i mean it's yeah it's like politics are really like it's it's hamfisted there's a lot of like clunky dialogue in the film but it's like and there's plot points that don't make any sense but like there's still a lot of good material inside of it it's one of those films i think the the good outweighs the bad it's it's very flawed though but i think a lot of it is like there's there's a lot of subjective criticisms that i think i would hear out like a lot of things which i could get on people's skin and texas just it's it doesn't fit very well yeah we're gonna um check out i i mean i don't think it's that awful i i mean i sort of didn't like it when i came out of the theater but rewatching again is like this this holds up better than i remember i have returned hello hello hey we were discussing knives out and the potential for it to be good hopefully yeah well i mean i wasn't movies to be good pretty much for the most part so i mean i'd rather go and watch a good movie than a bad one it's a substantial step up from the last Jedi that's for sure uh hi bar also there was a hi rags oh hello to whoever sent the hello to me hello nani nani friday if apu sugo mola san konishi wa ragu chan gudo nazi vampire doggo hello hi rags hey mola hello southpaw hello and evan hello and this ends with sandwich fart hey god damn it i don't imagine sandwiches produce the particularly terrifying farts well it depends on how many beans are in them mm-hmm beans in your sandwich your thoughts i mean i don't but there's there's a there's probably some people that could could eat beans with their and their sandwich i mean uh would a burrito technically count as a sandwich no because the no it wouldn't same thing with like tacos and hot dogs because the bread's connected it's one piece it's like it's folded around sandwiches two pieces of bread one piece is not necessarily like subs can be subs can be like and then still be one piece technically they could be and if that's the case then i would not technically classify them as sandwiches i would call them sandwiches only for colloquial understanding i'm sorry you were cutting out for me there oh i said i said that if i was if i had a sub sandwich where uh my favorite way to spend a saturday night too but if i did have a sub sandwich then i would not call i would call it a sandwich even if the bread was connected for colloquial understanding reasons solely but i would know in my heart of hearts it was not technically a sandwich unless like all subs do eventually they do split in the sub bread that the bread becomes two pieces proper that's your opinion someone said if a hero is a sandwich in a burrito a hero is not a sandwich it's one it's one piece i don't know what the bread's called specifically i i love heroes though they're fucking delicious but um they're not a not a sandwich it's one piece of the breading that holds it together burritos are wrapped not a sandwich that is correct i mean it could be a type of sandwich though it's kind of like an offshoot of saying i would say that they would be in the same like you know genus yeah so family yeah very closely closely related but like a hyena is neither is not a dog right well well can i say like a burrito is a weird sandwich maybe i would say that it would be fair enough to say that a burrito is a weird sandwich i think that would be i would i would accept it okay a burrito is a weird sandwich we've we've reached a compromise someone is asking the the classic is cereal a soup which i don't i think that because someone some people use the temperature thing which is bad because like gazpacho is definitely a soup yeah and soup can go cold and still be soup correct soup can go cold and still soup and some soups like gazpacho is supposed to be cervical all right there can be but um i think it's mostly the the liquid medium that you use right milk is just milk i think that probably has something to do with it right you actually don't to put the milk in the cereal you could actually pour the milk into a glass pour the cereal in a bowl take a spoonful cereal and then take a sip from the glass and then the cereal no if you had a pizza and you took another pizza and put it on top of that other pizza with the bread sides on the outside that would be a pizza sandwich that would be a pizza sandwich however you could not take a single piece of pizza and fold it over itself and then consume it and make a sandwich that would not be a sandwich because the bread that surrounds the inside of the pizza would be connected because all things are connected but well it could still be a weird kind of sandwich though right it would be a weird kind of sandwich sure so there it was actually a sandwich we would just call it a sandwich which it is not but it's still a sandwich because it's a weird kind of sandwich no yes i don't know about that is a weird kind of sandwich no uh because if it was then we'd call it a sandwich the weird part implies it is similar but different someone is asking in chat if i've ever had microwave cereal that sounds fucking disgusting i haven't however actually you know what that could work with some kind of cereals like count chocula yeah stuff like that i think that could be that could be a that sounds like a like like you could have a mug of it when you're camping or something you know you heat it up by the fire like a hot cocoa but it's cereal it's it's like it's a it's like a hot cocoa soup sort of thing we have really gone in a tangent with this one haven't we what if you like what i don't know maybe you found a way to turn a soup into a solid right and then you figured out a way to like fold it over and then you ate it like put something in between the hardened soup would that be a sandwich no only in the most only if you're using sandwich as two things that are surrounding another thing which is a overly loose thing right how people would say like like um like an Oreo is a sandwich only in the loosest interpretation of the word right like you would like if you're with your friends at a party you're like hey and me that cream and chocolate cookie sandwich oh Oreo everyone be like yeah i know what you mean when you call a sandwich but if this was like your paper for college right you wouldn't call it a sandwich like this is a like i'm saying in an academic environment you wouldn't you wouldn't fuck up the nomenclature that royally right well depends on the uh the area maybe um in one area you say sandwich and yeah sure orio doesn't fit that definition but in other areas you call um like in people in europe call uh what the um Pfizer Pfizer chips right friend yeah i just to save some time i don't care what the europeans think yeah well i mean but i'm still saying that they would call fries chips while we call them after no you're fine moller because brexit you're no longer european oh all right that's how it works i'm still in the european continent though i don't think so they succeeded from the european continent geographically no right fine that's why you're an island islands can be a part of a collective like an archipelago like like a best friend that kind of wants to go further but doesn't want any kind of label hey hey cream sandwiches what what do you think about ice cream sandwiches love them are they sandwiches i had one last week at my grandma's house that are they sandwiches um again only in that loose usage of the word in technicality they're called ice cream you know like casually yeah sure right they are sandwiches only in the most loosest sense of the word if anything you're like symbolic sandwiches it's literally in the name it's like it's like saying that plot holes don't affect the plot all right well when i when i get sick i'm not going to call up a nurse shark okay say what if i go to the hospital i hope a nurse shark doesn't come into the room what the hell is a nurse shark oh it's nurse it's in the name okay oh so you're just hoping that's dark that's a nurse i feel like the point has gone i understood it rags well you did see you see this is why i'm glad you're not a european moller so that is carrying on though um god damn it the day i'm about to make a video e-fab has to happen i guess i'll catch this one later on mula have a good one you massives hi rags hello rags i think you're my soulmate i hate yellow i like red apple ale that's enough right i don't know about hating yellow yeah i got yellow particularly fond do i yeah the lightsaber color remember oh yeah generally i'll say i don't really care for yellow but on lightsabers and cars i'm a fan sign me up rags we going to poop with the door open face to face we like rags he's a good dog all the butt scratches for him to pay to that patricia oh debate i guess was deep deep hate oh wait deep deep deep hate that patricia i guess that's that's the message that um this person's saying they love you rags and they are going to poop with the door open face to face with you while i appreciate the butt scratches i poop alone it's like a coat that i live by i'm like a knight this is my chivalric code i poop alone i'm like mr incredible who works alone i poop alone but with poop sorry buddy sorry buddy i poop alone uh rags isn't a nars he would be a great one though well you know probably not that i am or would be but i would be rags any reasons for why avatar sucks i'd really rather not get into it because i don't have that much interest in it maybe we'll discuss this at length some other time sorry didn't you say in the previous episode that like you you're sure that maybe the rest of the show is great but just from the clips that you've seen it's it looks really terrible like yeah and people are harassing you over it like well we don't have to delve into it because i'd rather not reignite this shit show sure right expect that what i've seen is very bad maybe the rest is good not what i've seen i don't care about seeing the show i don't care about the show if you do more power to you i don't care i respect that i think that's it hi rags this dosh is for you hopefully get in my glock 17 soon much hype have a great night everyone thanks much i think you really like it i really uh really enjoy mine really enjoy mine thanks great hard to go wrong with that choice uh more you should somehow organize a game day on steam uh for the original battlefront two of the discord wags can come but he has to sit on my face oh uh oh you drive a hard bargain uh i mean yeah not not an impossibility i would have to look and set it up um i feel like we may have talked about that before the potential for battlefront classic always just default to do in life easier group games players on it like 64 it's probably pretty big i think um would you consider revisiting major lee's tlj video i think it would be hilarious maybe even bring him on for it or have lee or another tlj for another tlj vid um so i know why people want us to potentially recover the uh major leeward is because do you remember how smuggy was about being right about all the narrative choices all those things that i've flipped on it because of so he's like ray bignoan was something that he predicted and it was really clever it's exactly what it should be that this is like the new films like dough yeah uh so does he like the rise of skywalker or hate it i don't know actually i haven't i don't know if he's made a video about it anybody thought that it was like enjoyable at least i think it does what he tweeted about um but yeah you know we could we could have him guest to check out uh maybe a tros vid i don't know he's uh he's an interesting one that would be i guess it depends maybe that would be interesting to get a tlj like psycho zealot defender to we could find common ground and how terrible dross is we're about building bridges here on e-fab one fact the tail spikes on a stegosaurus are called thagomizers and there's fossil evidence there's at least one allosaurus took a direct hit to the crotch from them oh i i remember i remember a gary larson comic he did um uh the far side where i learned about that's how i learned about the thagomizers and he had the stegosaurus with like uh it was basically it killed it killed thag the caveman that's why they call them thagomizers it was funny that's how i learned but it is quite i have no idea why they're called thagomizers it ends with f in the chat for dino bro f for the chat right in the testes potentially uh if chat green cream into your mouth would you say oh boy drench my anus in in soy or cover my weenus with that green creamus i would probably say cover my weenus in that green creamus because if i'm gonna be in that scenario by some astronomical fluke of rationality i'd be there consenting so i would want him to put his green creamus on my weenus i wish he'd keep it there as compared to our mouth though good old plot people are saying f in the chat i think i think that the stream might be dead no it's for dino bro oh it is efap quote without context starting in february i'd spend the next few months in an orgasmic euphoria that's from tonal apparently oh yeah he was talking about all the games oh yeah i remember that one good times i don't remember neat pic though it's okay one of these videos are much more memorable than mine you talk a lot mauler how dare you how would you even know that it's not like we do this 10 hours per week we're gonna run our mouths so much what are your thoughts on film crit hulks why it works star wars 1977 video also how would you deliver a pizza to a place be creative if you can what what would i deliver a pizza to a place i guess i would just do the standard way i don't know why would i well why would i want to be creative about delivering a pizza drones uh say drones or millions of you know those those little shoots that people can put like massages and bottles and you put the pizza in like a pizza shaped thing that protects it and it goes through a pizza shoot and it just goes oh will you like roll it up roll up the pizza maybe that'll ruin it though so it just it's just a really big well you could yeah maybe what if you used it as like a frisbee me through the piece uh you got it out like it be messy um oh yeah and obviously uh no i've not seen that uh video by film crit hulk but um hopefully it's good i subscribe to your channel and i saw the video i just i like i have saw like two minutes of it i i just didn't watch all of it it's a it's a long one but yeah i like this essay see like he's a good author so it's like i i'll watch it eventually uh if you do watch star wars the clone wars please do watch all of it i i will try eventually i'm not against uh getting through rough content to get to good stuff i just gotta fit it in some way toy story four is awful it f's up lore and makes every toy story trope into a simplified abomination of itself what they did to buzz makes me sick to my stomach and every new character is a useless comic relief pretty much agreed 100 percent yeah man it hurts to watch uh all your friends laughing at it it it really actually makes me sad like when i watch it and then not in the way that it's supposed to you know like if we're sad about woody leaving buzz and everything but it more just makes me sad from like the meta level of like god this this series has fallen so hard and to think like we've seen a lot of like franchises fall recently right toy story was the one that was it wasn't perfect it wasn't bad yet and now it's bad old shamus gorman's videos are him being a smug donkey to kids on twitter who thinks shrek is a disney movie okay it's a strange way to sum it up but all right well if shrek was a disney movie then he would defend it regardless i'm glad to catch efap live do you think you'd ever cover channel awesome i understand the skits are painful but i would be curious what you'd have to say also high rags hello so maybe if it's the right video we were planning on checking out the i know i've said this like a million times over the past like 10 million years but the supposed to be watching van helsing and then looking at nostalgia critic reviewing van helsing right that was a thing um he's been reviewing i don't know spider man movies recently as well a lot of people are upset about some stuff about that i was i was about to say why are you guys gonna talk about van helsing i'm ashamed i ever ever watched channel awesome i'm ashamed to have ever watched them well we'll have to do movie homework at some point tell everybody to be ever enough to go watch van helsing before next week all the week after i don't know when we'd organize but that's a possibility to cover nostalgia critic as well as we could ask people what what do they think is the um the quintessential nostalgia critic video or one that you think he he fucked up particularly badly about maybe a movie we're familiar with i don't know don't really i don't follow him enough to know what would be like the one to cover um i was only gonna do the van helsing once he gives us an excuse to watch van helsing it's like let's watch you jackman automatic crossbow that's that's that's life right there yeah boy let's do it do do do so yeah maybe in the future i got a massive craving to watch platoon with rags i haven't seen platoon it'd be a it'd be a first for me platoon rags my daughter is finally coming home from the hospital after four months in the n i c u as one way to celebrate i want to donate a few schmackles to the show that helped me keep sane over these long months thank you wow i'm really glad that your daughter's all right and that she's finally out of there it must have been really harrowing for you but i guess we're glad we could help keep your nerves tempered a bit that's uh it's actually really nice to hear the end of neonatal uh neonatal and i see because obviously i see you as intensive care unit what the babies oh newborn yeah neonatal oh yeah okay oh um yeah no excellent uh hope she's doing well and i'm glad you've had fun the the profile name was bill bilbas bungleton by the way bill bilbas bungleton may she have a may she have a healthy and long life mm-hmm yeah i just be clear e-fab e-fab hates children yes just oh hello i've been playing the mass effect trilogy and i'm wondering which game is your favorite i love two but the citadel dlc makes three close to my heart i like them all i think i might say the first one is my favorite um it was one of the first video games that i've ever that i ever played it was one of the first two that i like owned is mine um when i got my xbox 360 years ago i really there's a lot of aspects to it that i really enjoy it has a very adventurey kind of feel to it um it but then again there's parts about like two and three that i really like i think the like the curing the genophage part of mass effect three is always kind of what comes to my mind is the like mass you see mass effect that's sort of what my brain goes to like morden solos and the genophage or where you're talking with um garrus vicarian or whether it's just there's so much in these games so much to do so many missions and the combat and the powers i i think i'll say the first one overall is my favorite but they're all great all right then i have never played them so i have no fucking clue i'm just like what really no oh well they are fantastic love them are they better than everything no and why would i play them um because you can't play stop it you can't yeah why would i play them you can't you can't play them hi rags hello how is the c-virus affecting you all um my sister and my other sit both my sisters um who are in university university currently are both home because their spring breaks are being extended by a week and they're doing all their classes are now online for that time uh people are my my parents all their church stuff because they're big into the jesus uh all their church stuff is being pretty much canceled too uh the church doors are like open but there's not going to be like i think there's not going to be like mass and stuff because they don't want to keep a bunch of people cooped up in the same room next to each other like that the church but yeah it's doing something like that i have i'm like subscribed to a church newsletter because i'm like too lazy and uh like it's a church that's about five minutes away from my house and they're doing an online uh gathering i guess they're not going to be meeting in person it's just yeah podcast possibly i'm not sure it's like they're going to livestream from maybe the pastor's house i don't know i have i think i cast yeah they're gonna do it because i don't go to church anymore so now i know when i was when i used to be big in the to the jesus um when jesus came into my heart for there was a something you you're supposed to go to mass every week but if you couldn't make it you could like watch it on tv and that was like an acceptable way to sort of like do it if it was corn and stuff so were you a catholic i was okay uh and yeah as for as for me no friends or family are infected yet but i assume that'll change no no no one's infected that i know and hopefully we're gonna keep it that way a friend of mine no one that i know people that i know of yes but not anything that i know my mom is immunocompromised because she had to get an ostomy a long time ago and she has no me and so she's my last parent and really don't want to lose her some yeah maybe don't everyone just sort of stick to yourselves maybe for a little bit wash your hands don't be looking doorknobs yeah the way uh hey all don't have anything to do until april because of ye old corona at least now i have to catch up on e-fap may the dawn protect the brood yes sir moeller have you seen sweeney todd it's my favorite musical movie uh one of my favorite johnny death performances every song has purpose in the story i actually watched that with rags about a month ago it was i liked it i like it too i like sweeney Todd and yeah the a lot it's an adaptation right so like all the songs were originally created for the the play version and tim Burton had his way with adaptifying it it was a good shit i got paid to touch everything in my grocery store yesterday ij kick moeller rags make more videos uh you got it that's the plan thing to get paid for but yeah you're touching everything all right we don't exactly we don't have mr evil c virus as they call it now licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets are there doorknobs on other planets though i have no reason to believe that there are doorknobs and other planets so about laws laws laws yeah as far as i know there's no i i have no reason to believe that there are i i don't believe that there are any that seems like an assumption that's an assumption yeah i'm not assuming it yeah i don't what have i assumed you're cutting out for me sorry never mind what what what did i assume you're you're assuming that uh there aren't doorknobs or laws on other planets no i said i have no reason to believe that there are oh oh i got you so i don't believe that there are no that's totally fine i mean i apply the same logic to god so that poor guy if i'm 77 moeller becomes the rhino cage of the village hidden in the rhino milk and rags becomes the sage of the six tizms also high rags sage of the six tizms i like that hello by the way the sage of the six tizms it's like sounds that sounds like dlc for a game or something i'm here early to tell you dumbo's to well you know to watch hardcore henry i got it i got it they're always they're always telling us to watch hardcore henry in e-fab 76 at 642 19 you write out two of my super chats have misunderstood that they both relate to batwoman please revise your answer of super chat too all right all right you have those catalogs and numbered right well they give me a timestamp i can use that that is the timestamp i'm gonna listen to this real quick all right the greatest tragedy tragedy in the meantime uh well i was gonna say you guys can listen to it because the audience will be busy listening to this too oh all right so we click the link here is the strategy of dark play just the plague is the lies uh is that there are so many ways they could have made kates arc interesting i mean sure batwoman could have worked yeah there's all kinds of cool stuff they could have done with her and there's all sorts of cool stuff they could have done with the characters around her to help influence teacher lessons in some way but they do not give a fuck i would love to see a series about a hero who's incompetent and who doesn't care about saving people the issue is that the show never acknowledges that she's terrible what are thoughts on this batman a hero who's incompetent and doesn't care about saving people uh the boys that show has got a lot of characters like that well i think he means like that the show is aware of why is that oh the show's aware fucked up reason so this is the one about batwoman i guess i i thought that that was answered what what what i i guess i don't quite follow what we didn't understand about it i you said that you misunderstood that they both relate to batwoman but we're only talking about batwoman aren't we yeah let me double check just a second we should have clarified what the misunderstanding was exactly rather than just saying you misunderstood yeah because i honestly i don't know it seems like we got it it was like because the awkward thing is now the guy cool because this was said early so it's just like it'll probably be another one said to way later about clarifying to clarify for that password about the other password this is like oh poor guy like had a time stamp that he actually said he cares about the answer oh yeah i just i don't know i feel like we understood it but perhaps i missed something yeah i'm pretty sure that we do talk about batwoman there i get maybe we need more clarification but that's what it sounds like we're talking about yeah china is blaming the us china is blaming the us i sounds like china i haven't heard of this corona virus or i don't i don't think it's we are but but but but you know i can't know for sure until it's all over and they find out exactly what the cause is ya could be behind it all um i hereby request that you get a pet feline and name it meowler then when dealing with response videos you take people to task for talking bad about your cat that's a pronunciation joke you see yeah a lot of people call me maula um i was about to say i think that's what the guy who uh responded to your response to the efab called you he called you like meowler or something like that smaller well i guess it's because the capital l they assume it's maula but um yeah i don't know stream any of your videos like it's not hard to say my name at the beginning of all my critique ones but not the rage ones maybe that's the confusion well we have a word maul that's spelled m a u l you just added an er two on on it you know like one who mauls is a mauler it's i don't know man but i capitalized the l so it looks like maul lu get it maul mauler maul maul but maul is m a o you saying the you would still be maul i guess i guess so how would you guys pronounce m a u well i don't know because in in warhammer the tau it's pronounced tau but they're t a u that would be mauler not meow meow blur there's no e in maul except that one um i just finished watching your amnesia versus soma series and it was fantastic know that your hard work is appreciated by many people you are still wrong on the expense though but we still love you very well uh oh i'm glad you enjoyed it more stuff is on the way and who knows maybe frictionals new project will bring my video game critique stuff out of retirement um or perceived retirement uh let's put let's all put our hands together and pray the corona away i mean if it works yeah man i can do it we don't need no we don't need hospitals i'm desperate let's do it fucking dear uh what a half or i have neutral feelings about ephabs opinions on ava i think i think that was supposed to be something else but uh right avatar maybe yes not but it just is ava unless we're talking about uh eva he that's a that's a walley reference yeah it is it's a childish movie because it's animated oh oh no examples of good prequels i like better call soul yeah um i don't know about that i like i don't know about the show i mean i liked what i saw just a little bit it's pretty good uh i mean i don't know how long how like how many seasons you watch but it's uh better with each season in my opinion yeah examples of good prequels other than that i think i'd have to i'd have to look around examples of good prequels mm-hmm well solo obviously well i didn't want to mention the god tier obviously yeah well so like mortal tier let's let's chill out um i guess someone's got a sense out of the pyramid um good prequels um onto the list all is the great and the powerful the first purge bumblebee bambi two another part of the hidden forest no maybe two is it takes place in the middle of the first one prequel it's a mid quill actually it takes place in the middle of the of a movie of a bambi takes place during his his fond mood hang on what about um mine came one and a half so i don't care for a temple of doom but well and a lot of people like it so is that a prequel yeah it took place a year before raiders yeah all right it came out after raiders yeah that's a good prequel then um i mean i don't agree but like i mean i'm oh you don't like it's good i'm not a fan of it no i sorry so wow hang on i've got him oh he's got the coven 19 sorry jesus christ god damn um so no i think that um oh my god i just fall spit just dude all right i swallow spit all the time like i said get get some coffin done while mute clean that butthole you can come right back yep okay all right so my thing with with any engine is i think that like that character works best when um when the characters around him are like really interesting or there's like this creative dynamic that they has like with maryon with sawa with mom with his dad you know but i just don't care about either willy or um short round in temple it's just racist um yeah both yeah it is racist and sexist he only likes that yeah double wedding no i i'm uh made it all the villains too because they weren't white yeah yeah i think that's exactly it no um chat i'm fine i'm fine i was just choking on spit god damn it um and then he's crying yeah i know um but yeah like like like i have a lot of issues with temple of doom from like i have to like really rewatch it and there's a possibility that um i could maybe with like with fresh eyes i could enjoy it more but um i don't like it all that much but i could be wrong i'm willing to just say like i could just be a subjectively i hate it would be worth the rewatch objectively fine yeah after we watch cats of course uh wonder woman from 2017 is technically a prequel to bvs and that's okay until the third act captain the first avenger yeah yeah ish yeah i suppose if we if um captain marvel is a prequel right then the first avenger would would fit the bill um the second avenger red dragon is a pretty decent uh prequel i mean not sequel red dragon was a prequel to sounds of the lambs it was and antony hawkins was really pushing it in that one trying to you know he's just too he's too old but uh he's so awesome as you do the shell arise was all right so stay safe you massive has got to go to work we'll do more love to your ukulele critique thoughts on ukulele in the impossible layer i've only heard good things um i haven't checked it out yet because i'm very behind on games in general he hasn't played mass effect yeah see uh hey more and rags if you're watching the clone wars i would suggest watching the stuff with darth maul in season four and five here he's a good i will yeah i am i actually haven't watched through all of clone wars but i did skip to the darth law episodes and like them quite a bit he was in uh he was in so low a star war story oh he was so good in so low a story the way that he menacingly activates his lightsaber my favorite part was when he turned it back off again menacingly yeah i like it how he sat uh buzz is literally impressive for someone with no butt oh yeah yeah he's got a fake butt um so to get around i guess the weird filter this says buzz is literally re plus odd in toy story four yes he is very much he is verging on the levels of mentally deficient uh he is hoping for tom hanks and his wife's recovery absolutely yes i actually had the virus and it's rough better now because i'm a healthy strapping sexy young lad but please y'all do be careful on a different note please rip this movie a new high rags asshole hi i would not let the toy story four anywhere near my asshole it would make for a very pain i'm sorry it'd make for what a very painful suppository i think is what it's called and the next one says fix your mic south port is cutting out a lot oh yeah i didn't know that was a problem that's a problem shit i should i should i should definitely fix my mic and wash your hands clean your butt hole fix your mic you're not getting corona um overly sarcastic productions has my favorite description of uh avatar the james camera one uh the movie that made three billion dollars but you can't quote a single line from um sorry say what avatar what we have to get the unobtainium that's probably a line right i just remember unobtainium hold up um uh i remember the corporate guys like hitting the golf ball into the can and then sugary weaver kicks it out of the way it says oop that's what i remember that's the line unobtainium okay because that was hilarious that they called it that i am really i cannot that movie was insanely huge and i cannot remember a line from it is this a gurney weaver he says like she wanted samples from that like tree at the end that they go to like try to like resurrect her or something like that and then she says like i need samples when they're coming through that's a line i see you from that stall skill apparently that's a line we did it i see you they only took all of us together but we did it this movie it it's intensive care unit wait wait wait wait wait i have to read this one out they didn't even have a word sorry kind of you didn't have a word either you never word they didn't even have a word for a lie oh oh they're so fucking pure they're so all the all these fucking savages living in the woods they're so pure they're so perfect fuck you they don't even know what a lie is the concept of dishonesty most people do nothing wrong with calling it unobtainium it's very obviously a placeholder name that's why it's bad it's a very valuable thing they would have a name for we have we have a name for a thagamizer we we don't like yeah like it's like they're it's it's horribly named because it makes you think that the people who named it in the first place were like i don't know this is going to be an important resource to some other people that they shouldn't get because it'll be pilfering a natural reason you know like it's a it's mechanically named by the people for the thing that it is in the film if you know what i mean it's like that's really fucking stupid the whole point of they want the point of the film is for them to obtain it but like it's you know it's like it's like a sacred resource you're not supposed to to call it unobtainium it's like oh it it reminds me of there being a character in the last Jedi whose name is we know literally the master code breaker look it's all he's referred to to us the guy's name is literally don't join like dj stands for don't join it's like wow yeah it's subtlety only they'd listen to him this sounds it's like if you were to make a grenade that's very loud it makes very bright lights you could call it a flashbang or if you were to you that's another one that has a bad man millen who's a man that can turn into a giant bat and then you name him man bat or a guy who tells riddles and you call him wait that's that's a that's a vampire they could turn into bats like in like in van helzing well i mean hey i guess that untold he hasn't turned into one right you know he turns into thousands of tiny bats well i mean Robert Pattinson's playing batman and he would use a vampire before i hope he turns into a bunch of so what if like in Dracula untold he turned into his bat swarm in a couple of his bats like hit a tree and died or something would he reform but with like a missing ear or something where those bats used to be or how does that work i don't even know why we're talking about this movie stupid bought a baby yoda cup at disney world consider this my penance love y'all baby yoda cup i guess they finally got around to marxing for that thing for some reason they didn't realize how much people would want toys in each of it i bought a baby yoda cup rattle fraggle yo what's that i imagine exorcists have a booming business in that universe that the toy burnings and the seeing the toy trying to escape just imagine the hysteria oh god what would that mean if you threw it onto a bonfire and it was just dying but it knew it couldn't move oh yeah at what point would it it just runs away because people watch toys burn and stuff like that like in red lighter media's video where they dunk all those toys in the acid yeah right like oh my god this is a toy story world that's oh man that's permanently like fused together fused oh they're not even dead they're all fused together in some fucking rat king kind of glue they're like the thing yeah oh my goodness imagine being one of the ones stuck in the middle fucking hell toy story four gave me the same confused stomach rectal penile fissures that tlj gave me when i saw it i hate it i need to see it to man those rectal penile fissures yeah they're that's some bad stuff man i need i need to see it to be oh i need to see it be raped on an altar for my own personal gain have at it fellas all right well i mean i think after everything that we did today i know this is definitely the toy story episode isn't it yeah and hey you know maybe this is only the first toy story episode maybe there will be more who knows there's a toy story five dude this is like yeah it's like the last Jedi of of toy story it's one of those things that you could actually produce an abundance of material shredding this is it uh every friday a podcast i get it efap almost ruined my friendship i blame j thanks j j fuck that's such a that is so classic j isn't it isn't that so j oh it's there's classic j um our warhammer miniatures alive do unpainted unpainted models discriminate against each other oh absolutely that's like prestige yeah because the toy so the toy soldiers were alive yeah they're asking so like a non-painted unpainted do you think they would be like racist toward each other and it's like absolutely yes they would be like i said no i think well that's that's it's warhammer everyone's racist well well there you go there'll be even more reason to be racist yeah they would you even have already racist you don't even have different colors on you you piece of shit and you'd be like should i blow boy and he's like oh my god you didn't let me punch each other put googly eyes on a tank can it become a living toy draw smiley face and then hug it my question like okay what if i what if i took my gun right and attached a pair of googly eyes on it and i named it shooty mcshoot face is it sentient now he uses a toy well to the highest degree draw smiley face on the floor hug it does earth become a toy um with a kid that finds their dad and that then plays with it like it's a toy and then kills themself with it would would that make the gun sentient looks like i don't understand how that ups my earth one well it's where you said the floor it's it's it's dark yeah the floor is typically attached to earth i don't know where you live but yeah it's a lot of things going to gravity yeah well it would i think i've already established like individual things even if they're attached to the floor of their own things like woody is attached to the floor regularly but he's not controlling the earth well it was like it was just so that would apply your floor thing well no because the floor is like it could be earth no he could hang out right why do you what do you think floor can only be one thing no it's it's the ground not floor what like you go outside you don't have a floor of lots of things no if it's just the dirt if it's the earth it's not floor nope it's ground nope it can be anything as long as you can walk on it it could be a floor i have i and to the lower surface the don't agree with that look put your fucking weight around here southpaw it agree with me no don't do it it's a lie what's what's the if you go outside it's the ground if you're inside it's the floor you're right i know i know yeah well if you had a fucking room in your house that had all ground in it you could still call that the floor you don't have to not just because you don't say so if you have a patio like a deck a patio that could be a floor i don't really i don't i don't care what's casually considered it can still be considered a floor if it's earth by people who are wrong like you can't have second ground i didn't say that's how everyone uses it that is simply how the word can you have a second ground if you're on the second ground what about second ground you know i'm saying that you can have second ground if you're hot maybe if you were in a cave but then you would be underground which just proves my point because above you that'd be part of the earth anyway so someone said that yeah that's well out there and that was the obviously question so what's the forest floor rags is that concrete a misnomer no it's not the ground okay someone in chat said that the idea is to love the uh they should be forest yeah the four well wait wait wait do they call it that because it's supposed to be covered in leaves and leaves are the floor not the dirt you even where are you going with that well the leaves would be the floor it wouldn't be the dirt but that doesn't help your point anyway that still helps my point it's the ground no because it's not the dirt that is the earth so you'd still be still be considered the forest floor it would just be twigs equals forest floor if i threw it into my room what about shacks with dirt floors so putting smiles and names on it isn't enough you call that the floor but that's the ground yeah whatever it's already over i'm sorry if you don't have a floor in your house in your you have ground you call it floor to cheer yourself oh god rags what do you do about the ground floor what are you gonna do that the ground oh my god the ground floor but yeah because a lot of people would say this in chat earlier that it's more than just having a face and a name on a thing you have to love it for it to be a toy or something like that i don't know if that's a no listen listen i'm sorry but in toy story two barbies that are not sold and they're in alastor yeah sentient it doesn't have to be loved he was never loved i just like the logic it has no i'll love it i'll loved it you have the aliens in the claw machine what if they brought to life by proxy of that particular brand of doll being loved what about that fucking strange then you imagine like the writers are all in a boardroom like why the fuck are we trying to figure this out let's just make a different commercial that displays a toy and children love the toy it's not the specific one they used in that commercial it's just the toy almost conceptually and that'll apply to all the toys that exist thank you it's like this okay again it's like this you're not supposed to be thinking about this when you're watching Toy Story but Toy Story 4 fucked that up what did they ironically say in Toy Story 4 why am I alive yes and and you know what happens at the end they say how she asks how and i think what she says how am i alive and forky says i don't know which while it was there which is a very appropriate answer which makes me wonder why did you include it then yeah why ask the question if the best answer you had was i don't know so you see in this rebox is automatically make me make stories great you know it's great writing at the same time i honestly think that it's just a minute you shouldn't really try to explore it really is just best left kind of unexplored and entirely it's so weird because you have the this you'd think this would be the final line no no toy i we we're all toys unique beautiful toys i'll explain everything and then you get how am i alive i don't know ends the film like why didn't you end it two sentences earlier would have been a bit more appropriate yeah a new toy teaching the uh an old toy teaching first off why are they letting forky do all this dude's a retard have one of the other toys talk to her you gotta be so racist that you think that all plastic cutlery are just friends with each other that's a little uh cutleryist i fucked up they all have individual personalities i mean come on um oh it makes you alive rags so that's a complicated biological question i just got a notification this stream has been demonetized i think we may have said too many coronas dang i mean i i love corona and i support no wait fuck i hate i i take i have no strong opinions either way corona 2020 question mark i don't know yes corona 2020 my favorite beer is corona god you've done it now my corona drinking raccoon car they drive in toy story four is a dead carcass it's a skunk uh no it's not a carcass it's not a dead carcass yeah no i i don't think i don't think they would do that anyway like that's just could you imagine oh my god it took us weeks to hunt the beast but we slew it and we carved out the inside and covered it over in our seaco hang on hang on what if you did take a dead animal and played with it like it was a toy we i think we mentioned this earlier the guy who said about the flash thing yeah we were mentioning when you made a toy out of flesh yeah if you made a meat puppet uh and like that particular toy would be rotting as the days go by and it's just like why why would someone do this to me and the other toys are just like i don't know i don't know well it's they'd have they treat it like we treat like a small child who's born with like leukemia or something terrible we're like why the fuck would this be a thing you know like i don't know sorry just smother it first to kill it god imagine they'd have to do that with some toys some of them out there you know yeah i mean but what if you had like a corn dog and you used ketchup to make two eyes in a mouth would you have corn dog hang on hang on there's an interesting question chat here what if it was a taxidermy what if it wasn't oh my god you're right taxidermy it could be preserved and never rot we were entering disturbing worlds oh what if the kid loved the dead pet so much that it came alive because it now oh my god it's a toy oh that's so fucking horrifying but it would be trapped underground and it couldn't get to the sir oh that would be terrifying wait wait what about those those two toys that you get that you get are they alive from the play story they exist to be torn to shreds oh god those poor things about to stay that alien got fed to scud and the first toy why wasn't it happy about that wasn't that it's whole things existed sir ah well i guess not supposed to be on like a car thing i don't know is the coronavirus china's way of stopping batwaman you think coronavirus could stop batwoman really nothing would she be defeated by something so feeble that thing because she is insanely good at everything always for whatever it's needed infinite earths was enough to uh stop that one a totally normal person with some inexplicable expertise with these gadgets uh versus an army of ghosts a crash test dummies alive yes definitely 100 percent their toys absolutely they're getting fucked from myth busters are alive so gnomes yeah gnomes are alive they're like halflings remember kids to wash your hands before posting a super chat we don't want more to catch the corona gay when reading them now would we corona gay yeah i think he's very considerate uh what do you think ryan johnson or jj abrams could do to completely ruin toy story um yeah i was gonna say they they have to be like oh dab you can someone dupe the place before we even got here but they could they can carry on duke egg you know wait i like are you telling me that ryan johnson and jj abrams didn't write toy story for a sundance oh okay yeah all you need to do is just you know take some things out of their previous movies you just gotta take a character find out what their core trait is make them betray it and then find out about any will building that's left and destroy that too maybe tell us that a female character is actually a good person all along even though you don't actually earn that that's a great way to do it maybe bring in character from the first two movies and completely change her design and her personality and make her far more unlikable bring in a really annoying new character who orders everyone around and won't tell woody the plan then woody tries to save a bunch of toys on his own and that ends up causing the death of those toys and he should have listened to that woman all along well like it's that actually it saves the lives of all the toys but he gets on in my vision they don't fuck that bit up they actually make him a villain oh but he's like a not villain so it flips right yeah yeah and it flips back and then it flips back again what if what if you make woody into someone he's a bunch of destroyed toys right and then he becomes like a mad scientist that frank and signs them back together uh using techniques that he saw it said use i think there's lots of potential toys let's do it let's ruin it let's yeah just run into the ground um are my bad dragons toys i mean they're they're you know are they alive i hope so i hope so the stories they could tell uh oi moly you said that you're going to invite project melody to discuss why iron man three is kino bar none so when is this discussion happening eh as soon as she returns my course yeah i remember you making that promise no she just doesn't i don't think she likes me project melody is not into the long from what i can tell but we shall see our model plays alive can they actually fly oh model planes um yeah they'd be alive i mean rc's alive so yeah i don't see why the model planes wouldn't be and they can oh yeah interesting they fly now would all lego's be alive in toy story or just the mini figures we did kind of go over this if if it's in a pack there's probably going to be like one sentient mind in there that controls all the pieces a great mind and then this is the thing when you have two competing packs put together i think one will it'll there'll be a battle of wits until one absorbs the other and like a horrific just mental escapade that all right so i think so if you dump all of these like there's would be alive and the individual bricks wouldn't unless they were then constructed as something that would be sufficient to so like if you made so if you made like that lego bust of yoda for instance that's a bit like a build or a buildable like lego bb8 that would have sentience i guess oh what about like a keyboard oh like as in the like a piano type keyboard as a oh yeah like a player like a piano keyboard yeah um well i mean like a xylophone wouldn't be sentient i don't think why why do you hate xylophones i'm sure that that i saw evan wasn't there a xylophone in the first three movies at least that is certainly not a sentient maybe in like the background of a shot i'd have to go back and see i could almost just get his and mr spell like those are two big ones they're just yeah it's like humanoid i'd like a telephone telephone yeah it has a face on it right yeah yeah this is going that takes us back to the whole put a face on a car what happens like i guess you get cars right so well okay what's the rule okay hold on only we we did we bring it up that's like uh toy story two shows that there's like a bunch of woody mirth gendys where there's like a head that you can knock teeth out of but that thing isn't sentience maybe it is it's just in constant pain okay so it seems because i'm looking at a picture of toy story one the you know one of those like like those mcdonald things where um like the the cow says and you pull the thing on the side it goes uh-huh and they have one of those things and they have one of those things in toy story three it's not sentient story three because in toy story one there's one of those it's sentient i don't know it's definitely they're in toy story three and it's definitely not sentience uh but again maybe maybe it is sentient but we just don't know it because toy story universe is horrifying because we look at this picture here if the like let's say the microphone guy didn't have that face on him do you think it would still be alive it's your face because mr spell can communicate using its internal voice and the letters oh hell but if the microphone guy didn't have the face would it be alive he still has a microphone right ah yeah but that's not a that's not a method of communicating that's because this is this isn't like a microphone like this that's a microphone that like project make your a voice louder that's already coming from external you know it's already external he doesn't talk right uh not as far as we know yeah he's just constantly smiling does it imply something quite horrific to be honest he can also pop the microphone out towards people but that would just make what they say louder it wouldn't actually be his way of communicating dude that face on woody though yeah he's checking out that fucking hot ass who will save the day at the end even though he's just a side character knows i think that he's looking at the troll in the bikini i mean i go i go side with rags and he's looking at the muscle man i think he's fucking checking he's looking he's like i've never seen you from this side before so he's discovering something because i look at sid's toy collection here and it's like a you've got a legs a pair legs are attached to a fishing rod a head is just you have a hand that's just a hand on a jack-in-the-box the jack-in-the-box ascension it's just a hand i guess i get sign language and the car is just a car with four legs attached to it the skate well i guess there's a guy in the front of the skateboard i guess it's almost like i have less questions with sid's toys than i do with andy's actually it seems our requirements are it needs a face like that seems to be a face or a method of communication in some way does that not just prove though that what we're doing is figuring out the ones that can't communicate may very well be alive but they just can't communicate oh that like they're living in some hell like a fucking sheet of paper but i'm a scream well here let's look at this picture so in this picture it's a real photo it's supposed to be a joke thingy but i don't think that i remember these magnet pin things so i do not think that would be alive because it has no way to create messages itself it requires somebody else to write messages on it just like how i can operate yeah exactly the etch-a-sketch can knob itself and it can make pictures and stuff but that's that's why i think that if the microphone didn't have the face on it it would not be alive what if the fucking jump rope was live well is there stuff that has a face they just can't talk like you know the car with like the arms for wheels like the jump rope's purpose would be to like get gripped on both and have the middle part of it smack the ground repeatedly be a fucking nightmare so anyway uh could playing with the toy give it a soul i i don't think they need to be played with we can confirm that stinking yeah well just the ones on the the the store shelves that still fuck around with stuff right there yeah um stinky peat sound like a euphemism for a poop yep yeah it does took a stinky peat a decoy deer alive in this universe they may very well be ooh the obvious follow-up is our sex dolls alive and that's a yes for sure yeah that's a definite yes there's no way they aren't what about the pillows no you have no method of they have no method of yeah a sex toy well i don't like i don't think that a vibrator would be i don't think that my i don't think that sex toys would be alive but i think that like a sex doll would mm-hmm i i do think yeah i think it's basically guaranteed that a sex doll would but if you put good well if you put googly eyes in pipe cleaners on a dildo it could totally be alive that's true if you wrap uh yeah if you if you give arm that you have a big fucking flared chance and he's just wobbling around with his ball feet and you just pipe cleaner some some arms to the side i assume that it's a um braviss reasons what if you made it and it was actually like it was a female gender it was literally just a fucking big ass floppy horse is that there's just in even a toy story one if it was made with all the toys there is just a sentient dildo there but nobody ever draws any attention to that it's just there and it's just like hanging out and talking to people and stuff and like guys raw raw you're late you there was a person that needed to be roofed by you so far wow raw would have if that's really raw they would have fucking hated this hobgoblin that would raw would uh raw would not have been able to handle it rough we really needed you like five hours ago it would have been great toy story could very quickly become horror very easily too yeah yes death rogan's sausage party takes place in toy story i mean yeah it's reasonable enough and food be a toy i think so yeah you can play with your food if you if you watch don't play with your food yeah come alive but it'll be horrible it's just it just like gets dissolved in your in the acid in your stomach forever when the shit finally comes out it's like i hate you what you've done to me toy story three was a near perfect film kind of symbolized the end of my childhood to me in a way came out at the beginning of my teens i love toy story all my life since i was a mere seiza salad and they fucked it up too because that's from salad can get in yeah sorry sorry about that you know that's the way it goes for everything pretty much a lot of cartoons were made to sell toys uh and yeah like you know commercialization of everything you know to a degree as long as this paper's being served outside of just promoting merchandise like yeah guys why are we talking about toy story four quickly google's upcoming disney releases the live action remake of moulin is coming out no one's gonna see that no it's not no it's not because they got the no one's still no one's gonna see when it finally comes out that ain't happening whoo that film hey rags hey sorry to take up e-faps time on this but in regards the last two vampire streams that got cut will the super chats be read in the future yes they will if there's anything we know it's it's about reading overflows isn't that right rags all about it also i found a better be a related name for coronavirus guinness the menace yeah it's all right all right yeah i like that good kylo kill grievous with how competent incompetent he is um oh i feel like grievous with which one with how incompetent incompetent who was with how competent kylo is i'm assuming that oh i i think that grievous's helicopter blade maneuver would defeat pretty much anyone that then again kylo doesn't have the force while grievous does not want true true he has it in select moments so i think he would he would just be like you know i don't need it right now just throw all your lightsabers at kylo grievous you'll get them with one of them um howdy doodly ragarino hello morilla you marvelous massive hello uh you guys have all really inspired me to think more critically stay epic use celestial massifs also howdy rags hello um e-faps 76 at 6 20 27 at off speed i dare you this is the last time i do this i swear okay do we have any mods we've got a we've got thought bots in the chat oh yeah they might all be sleeping at this point damn well yeah we'll keep an eye on it see if um you're able to pull up chat rags just to knock them down a bit if they're there yeah yeah i can actually i have the power we got six 20 27 all right and oh i see what's happening we played quarter speed tonal at half speed on e-fap and now he wants me to play that at half speed that's like an but that's eight speed so we would be playing it at one sixteenth speed well i guess i can get to that point next speed let's see how this sounds that's scary this is like this sounds like an alien oh you guys are all right was worried e-fap would be canceled due to coronavirus concerns i mean if anything we should be all right right because we're we're hunkered down in e-fap HQ corona free saw reaction saw your reaction to the fate of cthulhu on twitter a while back you might like beyond the pale rpg it's fantasy noir with some cosmic horror made by someone who actually gives a hoot about the genre fair enough oh my god yeah that adaptation looked horrendous uh so our sex toys live in the toy store universe a lot of people wanted to ask this we've got another two coming up sex like on top of that one and like three other ones we've had everybody needs to know the answer is yes what we said yeah what we said before sex like dildos no vibrators no unless there's a smiley face on them yeah there's gotta be some google around it then you've got a toy named cocky or something i don't know dicky woody dumpa oh god no the gaze the gaze ah they use my bat signal my bat signal also that was toned at 132 speed by the way oh apparently that's what we just had 132 um oh wow hold on hold on hold on maybe if you put googly eyes on like a flashlight it could be called cunty i think so that works cunty have you seen lil potato's new video on efab i've uh logged in a bunch of extra ones we're gonna have to do a uh an efab memes mini soon but uh a lot of them have copyrightism so i'm gonna have to look out and hope we get it past uh copyrightisms i could do with the last one yes me and rags will have to set that up soon enough molla i always wanted to do a long form video essay and you inspired me a lot working on a review slash analysis series of pts silent hills and making real progress um i'm also an aspiring writer and voice actor excellent a jack of several trades you might even say till good luck jack of three uh big question are sex toys alive yes uh well as we as we said as we made you know we've given the specifications we've made it very clear and it's definitively the toy story law if if a spork can be made alive a sex toy can be made alive okay i'll blow up dolls in toy story sentient that's a yes uh is each lego sentient or just the final product i think we said it was the uh the people probably the final product but the people yes yeah it depends on what you yeah quinton would know whether or not the sex doll would be sentient you could ask him um watch the toy story black friday reel what's that from like is that one of the movies or is that separate the what say that again the toy story black friday reel uh let's see um all right so it seems here that the black friday reel is an infamous storyboard reel on the pixar movie toy story which nearly resulted in the film being cancelled after being shown on november 19 1993 um the only bit shown in full was an alternate take on how buzz got knocked out of the window although the documentary black friday the toy story you never saw showed two other snippets showing slinky attempting to get up onto the bed as well as what was presumably an alternate take of the birthday scene the scene the scene alongside most of the original storyline was inspired by the then disney chairman jeffrey catzenberg's demand that the movie have a more adult cynical edge to it this likewise made woody out to be a callous jerk who let his role of leadership get to his head and treat the toys he'd lord it over very harshly when the scene was shown in 1993 to various studio execs alongside the original reel roy e disney and other disney heads were disgusted with the result and john lasseter felt embarrassed throughout the whole thing because of how extremely unhappy unsympathetic and mean the characters were this resulted in disney nearly shutting down the production of toy story but the production team requesting two weeks to make alterations and do the film they wanted to do but one of the changes was that woody's characterization was significantly softened so that the audience will sympathize with woody as well as wish for him to not undergo the actions he took instead of viewing him as an antagonist um differences during the birthday scene in the reel rex was even more distraught over the possibility of being replaced to the extent of clinging to slinky and saying we're doomed in the midst of sobs causing woody who was still on the bed in a significantly more fed up manner to yell all right repeatedly as well as saying save your batteries in a significantly more snarky tone um in addition with the exception of the specific instance where woody throws buzz out the window woody has shown us seems to be constantly sitting on the bed as well as clearly irritated when slinky is incapable of getting up onto the bed while in the movie is far more direct interactions of the toys even interacting interacting with them on the ground and rarely shown to be on the bed uh in this version woody deliberately throws buzz out of the window and callously admits it when accused of such and clearly has no remorse for his actions believing the world to be of a toy eat toy nature and even spends his time confidently insulting his toys and clearly not registering that the toys posed a genuine threat to him until it was far too late even sarcastically asking them what army they possessed when they threatened to throw him off if he didn't willingly get off the bed just before sergeant his armymen burst out of the container to attack him and the final version woody knocking buzz out of the window was an accident he was horrified tried to explain it but in fact an accident to a disbelieving toys they didn't believe that um let's see if there's a looks like in this version bow peep instead of thinking saying that he was innocent uh she in the black friday reel bow peep not only was she disgusted with woody's actions she was the first to accuse woody of having deliberately thrown buzz out the window oh my god um sarge's dialogue was extended in the black friday reel in particular when telling off woody he finishes his statement about woody not deserving to wear a 10 gallon hat on his pint sized head before ordering his men to conduct a search and a rescue before woody literally shuts him up mid orders by stuffing him in the armymen canister while casually and sarcastically saying addy's soldier and his orders when attacking woody were extended to be much more strongly worded including making explicit references to the concept of taking no prisoners going for the throat an overall outright killing woody um let's see this sounds actually worse than toy story four i mean i had it was going to be dark and cruel and these toys would have been just playing evil to each other and there's some other stuff um really unpleasant yeah is like you know what i love in films is when i don't give a shit about anyone involved in it i don't care about any of the characters i like okay i don't care what happens then fuck it you're all terrible that's like a it's like a horror movie where all the characters are terrible i was like i'm rooting for the monster uh right why is rags getting away with being a kudant because i do it better than anyone else he's pretty good at it and you love it sex toy story on porn hub has sentient vibes so there's a guy in the chat earlier who said jesus christ they literally talk about toy story all day do you guys know anyone irl who's willing to be the autistic okay first off i know we also talked about on the internet we we talked about sandwich we talked about what was the other tangent but oh yeah we talked about how to fix evans echo that was uh that was the thing that we talked about for a while learn something yeah we didn't talk about just toy story so get real it was mostly toy story though it was mostly and i'm over here with that talk about it a lot okay with that i'm about to go all four movies i'm just saying this is the first time i've seen someone go oh my god they spent talking about toy story yeah we like to talk about movies sometimes we like to talk about hey at least it wasn't one it was four movies you know hey listen i'm really sorry whoever that you don't have friends to talk about movies with all day on like on your free time but we do and people like listening to this i guess um so is that if this is autism i love it there we go um there's a theory that said is the garbage man in the beginning of toy story three yes because he's got the uh the skull thing right not the connection yeah he kept that one shirt that long and he still wears a different one but he you know he copied the design over you know you never know got a bigger one is there toy racism we don't take kindly to you gray army men yeah i don't think so honestly because they know that they're all kind of at the yeah all of them understand that they basically have no agency over themselves and and at least that way they can't alter themselves because they have to be left as they were so i imagine they would be like well it's not up to us then again that's the way it isn't real life people don't choose to be black or white or whatever but you're still a prejudice so who knows maybe i think more highly of toys than people discuss joe ditt has a better story arc than ray literally every character ever has a better story off than ray like it's just not a difficult thing but um yes i agree what does it discuss um is this just it's just a unanimously understood thing to be true or ray she'll get her trilogy one day and it'll give her a character imagine that happened episode 10 11 and 12 was all about ray and days really came back but it was like a really amazing team of writers and ended up being so many people it was good the comeback history of a lifetime yeah and we're all just like jeez it's actually like interesting oh my god um i for one am glad ra has been stopped it's gotten very busy down here sudden influx of being thrown from roofs well that was from anubis that is poorly yeah i was gonna say ra came back in this very stream apparently so how about that oh my god got a cold hope it's not corona stay healthy you massifs yes sir not corona for you i'm all around rags fist time c&e fat live thank you for the vids what's your opinion on my favorite films the favorite film the original old boy and then spike lee's bad remake um i think old boy's awesome i think the remake was embarrassing to say the least and um i basically line up with yms on it his video is pretty good takes down the tizm while propping up the golden um everyone should go watch the original old boy stay the hell away from spike lee's one love old boy great film i enjoy larger sized posteriors and i speak no dishonesty my fellow men shan't deny that when a woman enters the premise whom hath a thin waistline and presents her large round posterior to thy face thou feeleth aroused we do we all agree sir i agree yep this declaration most earnest pleases um southpaw love you but invest in a new mic please isp that's the problem it's not the mic it's isp oh i'm like good decent improvement wow fucking kicking you while you're down well i mean if he's already down there you know everything gets the same standards and arguments but not the last airbender right you're showing your inner Ralph rag nope i don't think rags has made a video called old criticisms of toys rags the cavatara valley doesn't make rags did not edit script in edit a video he just shot a live stream so clear jets core thy jets i say how can we go away we're doing this to toy story for so long i don't think people had a problem with that oh my god well i think oh okay okay in in their defense we actually substantiated our criticisms of toy story on the stream and because i was just saying to say it's bad you know on this stream but previously it's been very vague as to what exactly the problems of toy story also it's like okay if i were to say that that woman is a bad show uh people would go like oh yeah you're right but the thing is i don't watch that woman i watched the first episode i've done it oh well you gotta see the wrap i can't say that's bad exactly exactly and people keep on telling me that i'm straw manning them it's like okay listen listen listen guitar thing was handled all that right let that go on the record and i've said that multiple times on the discord server that i've recently left because god damn it's become such an unplanned talk to people now but uh like i i absolutely believe that there is a factor at play here where at rags for criticizing something that they really like and it's it's it's just like look that's one factor i'm not saying that's the look even treating me like as if i'm saying that's the only factor when i keep on acknowledging them that sure yeah this could have been handled better by everyone but no i mean it's like again rags said hey the show uh might be good like the you know outside the clips that he's seen but he did he's not interested it's it like it looks bad from what he's seen that he has said that he said that publicly and people keep on trying to fucking grill him over it it's fucking frustrating man sorry thanks i guess yeah just cottage ensues i suppose i don't know chat chat's already getting up uh riled up oh yeah yeah i'm taking the heat this time that's great sure um but guys monday matt says toy story four is good huh he does apparently i don't know exactly how let me google it let me wait wait monday matt prays toy story four am i hearing that right monday matt toy story four wouldn't surprise me three buck three three buck theater pixie pixar's last sequel is toy story four toy story four plot details kind of prove pixar's out of ideas who is forky in the toy story four teaser um tim allen claims toy story four will tear your heart out feminist slam toy story four for not being feminist enough he's got a lot of videos about toy story but none of them i mean i really don't feel like trawling through monday matt our kind of videos on toy story four i'm willing to believe it for now we will say allegedly he uh he thinks is a good one i mean i doubt it would be that controversial to say toy story four is good right now you know allegedly illegitano and so the beach uh rags power power pipe your puberty juice into slippery squish mitten into my slippery squish mitten there you nothing nothing at all i i think that's i think they're referring loosely to sex i think so too that's my theory though you can't have my i prove i'll make my theory videos they are making a national treasure three rags really really i had no idea i had no idea i had no idea i can't wait for that serious to get ruined listen if it no cage no watch toy story x knight of the museum crossover when i want to see like my story in bladerunner crossover okay that's what we need as a society stay safe my dudes pro tip if you run out of toilet paper a wash cloth will do just wash it after use please pass this money over to the absolute rat lad that runs the website yeah yeah absolutely um i'll we'll probably talk about that again before this stream comes to an end how long have we been going for oh my almost coming up to 10 hours okay oh my goodness no wonder i feel so tired was there any movie that introduced you to certain fetishes like small soldiers did for me what i'm curious what fetish yeah i'm i'm sure that there are just none come to mind but i'm almost certain that there are also i want to see toy story civil war now who would who would who the sides be seems like most we've had like i've not really spotted anybody defending toy story four in the chat it's been quite unanimous i'm i'm actually surprised yeah how well received it is on you know aggregate sites mm-hmm like there's gotta be somebody who well i think that yeah this this community is a little bit i think like this community is overall better with detecting bullshit like this than the average thing i i i don't know man um i mean it seemed like we were fairly well received for going over in criticism i mean yeah actually we criticized the first three as well so yeah and i mean we overall said that they're so good they're just not perfect and we explained and why we pointed out things that were bad i mean fucking none of the final payoffs of the of each of the movies make sense and i still consider them good pretty big so for those movies still have them but they're flawed it's fine now we've been forced to work from home for the foreseeable future because of el corona popped up in my town but at least i have e-fap oh there you go everybody who's forced to work from home offices e-faps are on the way van helsing totally at some point can only certain toys say the n-word maybe come back for always yeah yeah because to them they don't most of the toys don't even like have a race i guess yeah i guess so their concept of it would be observing that humans have a race yeah like what would the race of the toy chair be plastics i guess maybe it's split into like plastics metals and then mixed the wood the wooden ones they're the hated ones this the boomers woods you one of them there there are the boomers yeah you're like a hoop and what a hoop and stick but maybe buddies the hoop and stick you must play with your hoop and stick we're not aiming for the truck buzz light year 2001 september 11th oh my gosh oh okay i have a question can i can i bring up the forbidden one because he reviewed toy story four and had a fucking hilarious testing take all right say what can i bring up the forbidden one regarding toy story four yeah you can talk about hitler okay i mean i was i was talking about jared but yeah he's he's worse he's definitely worse than well apparently he made a toy story four review where he said that the movie is racist against white people because he's white and he says that he's trash and so toy story four is saying that white people are trash oh forky's not here in a fucking person yeah i don't know if i'd go that far there's a quite a video which is not up anymore for good reason you don't need toilet paper if you poop with the door open is that is a true race you can film that you do need toilet paper oh i was just i was just curious because like it sounded so nonsensical to me i thought that maybe it's something that i just don't know about open door no toilet paper i don't know uh anyone interested in reading my new book it's about a journey of self-reflection moving forward and calming racial tensions it's called inwards onwards and n-woods it's under my pet name dildos dongas inwards by dildos uh legos would be trans toys because you can change their parts don't you change all parts for all toys technically yeah well that's what ced so then here's a question if legos are sentient so every part of a minifigure is removable and that means like the head would be so like yours basically function the same way as like mr potato head whereas like you can you can take off their limbs and they're still able to control their limbs move ahead from a lego minifigures body what happens if you put that head on a different like body and everything like would you switch heads on like two different minifigures bodies is it a freaky friday thing like that would be the happy child vision i think the the more dull one would be like screaming lots of screaming mangos says into four south laws ban from the server so much but i'm not on this i left oh there you go also i can't ban someone that's not on there yeah you can't fire me i quit exactly that's my i'd see it in general about life about life oh no yeah you can't kill me i kill myself a person who asked if i've read out your chats yet they are on the way i haven't come to them yet uh what has more watch time mohler or mohler uh i haven't checked but i would assume actually i don't know that's a good question i don't i'd have to have a look i gave mohler right i would think it would have to be mohler that makes the most sense or does it plenty of dreams so like at least three or four but the thing is all of the watch time from live viewers counts toward the mohler channel than that i wonder if that's significant to oh yeah i don't know um there's a good chance it could actually be either of them i could see an argument for either of them uh sex toys would have a gender i suppose possibly to discuss that agenda stuff here's my asshole i mean we would we would think that a dildo would be male but we live in 2020 now where apparently women can have penises too so Toy Story 4 needs only one criticism it has no reason to exist i don't know about that i mean like narratively criticism i think it could have existed you know and yeah speaking to me it too didn't need to exist i'm glad it's a me yeah i don't like that no it didn't need to exist like i don't feel like that would hold up if we applied that equally to everything else i mean why do movies need to exist at that point i just don't like that comes empires empire strikes back didn't need to exist star wars could have just been a sin it's a weak order hit um in civil war zemo's plan is objectively poorly written his plan hinges on security and shield giving him full access to bucky without any identification isn't he posing as um the guy was supposed to be there the guy's body is in his hotel room he also has um face shifting technology doesn't he the prosthesis is uh the yeah not not he's obviously zemo when he's talking to bucky but i mean there's a chance he could have used that to get past the identification portion of the building i don't know we don't even i don't know he does a power to him too where it shuts off like access and everything and he's um he's a part of ecoscorpion right so like there's a lot of things zemo has the power to do uh to get past those security protocols if you will um very in the know so um i mean i think we could have appreciated seeing a scene where the heat they show us how he gets past them but there's a lot of things to uh in in fear for how he could have done it um especially with this the space age tech they have in that fucking movie um and to follow up in civil war character motivations to go with the accords are forced because it's not established what the accords would have done different had they been in place it doesn't you don't need to know the specifics because it's a request from the combination of is it like 112 countries or whatever the point is less so the specific details at least that that's much more the point for cap side but the side for siding with the accords is okay planet earth is asking us uh to work with them instead of in in spite of whatever they think and we're gonna accept um because that's what heroes do that they're essentially point to cap that the details can be changed yes um but cap is like no under no circumstances can any like governments have control over where we go or what we do because uh of what's happened with hydro and shield like it makes sense to me character wise that you do that but simultaneously he's basically saying like no world i know better than you as to where i should be going and who i should be saving which i think he thinks that's something he believes in which he's probably right by the way he has a pretty good uh pretty good heart it's just that um it's not too pragmatic and you basically are forced to become a vigilante and so you're fighting against the very people you're trying to protect um very complicated issues and you can tell that most of the people who side with the accords are doing it because this is like a fundamental that was always going to be pressed on them eventually had a decision yeah um they need to do way in stain mother they need to do way in stain mother no idea what that is uh who killed their babies how is baby form way in stay oh because they can't fight okay yeah southpaw for fuck's sake your mic is worse than rags is take on tla very clever thanks who's excited for toy story 2049 oh my god this is kind of what i was joking about not that long ago it's a story about a toy who thinks he's human and then it turns out he's just a toy what if it was actually a human that turns out to be a toy like a sex doll or something like what if it was a like like a what a what a what a reveal that would you're a sex doll you're like oh like you have a human character you think and it turns out the end it's a sex robot civil war is good that means bad no i like civil war quite a bit actually it's a great film do toys have wars do army toys constantly fight each other no i don't i don't i don't think that would be the case right why would army toys do they just oh i guess that's tied to the fact that they sort of follow what they they they kind of built i mean it's just that weird thing that he was built from things from the trash therefore he wants to be in the trash and it's like does that mean that i guess that's where this question comes from the army toys want to be in wars will do army things i guess i don't it's a weird one piece was never an option my question is like where are the the tan toy you know with like the the little tan army men because there's green and tan army men as there are those tan ones i do not anyone's they were killed in the race war air soldiers yeah most likely yep i guess it's implied yep hello from florida man the pre-goobin a toriel loser in my state was just arrested naked in a hotel room with two naked men and a bag of drugs oh oh yeah being a being gay is uh legalized it should be that's uh yeah that's thing the bag of drugs as long as it wasn't a bag of gay gay uh it's toy story for even with seeing i never did um now we're seeing really don't probably say no like i don't if you need a if you're like you just urge of like committing suicide and you really need that final push go for it i disavow avowadis avowadis is like an italian hey avowadis i rags hey arivaderchi oi morla you heard about just some guy um sounds vaguely familiar i'm not sure yeah i've heard of him i'm afraid i don't know more than vaguely recognizing let me pull up this channel for you uh he eliminated more bots than me give him the thanks also my uncle unironically paid several hundred dollars to choice my first name so wow oh that was when we were saying change his name to chad more like no i gotta keep gotta keep james because apparently his uncle paid hundreds of dollars to get it to be james wow you paid hundreds of dollars to pick james why didn't you go with also a giant peach get it get it no what do you mean james in the large fruit james the large fruit rags i'm currently waiting for my cc license to come in the mail and i'm thinking of getting a sig but what do you recommend i have i carry either a 26 or a glock 17 26 is smaller than two i love them both wide a bit i would highly recommend there are many correct options though get something that fits you or uh your hand well something you feel you can operate well um for me a big factor of it was something that fits in my hand really so i'd suggest that immensely um i like the fact that glocks don't have safeties the safeties between your ears one less if you need to pull it out and use it god forbid then that's one less step or one less thing to go wrong to prevent you from using that for its intended purpose if you need to protect yourself or someone else so that that is something i don't like about i got so much from one guy because he found out that i have a decocker only uh px4 storm saying oh you don't have a safety weapon it's like well yeah fd i'm a competent i'm a competent gun owner i i know what i'm doing uh just listening to you reading andy's last quote made my eyes tear up don't worry it's totally intact after you said make me tear up watching that scene now i feel nothing n-word n-word n-word i am drink i long man high rag what up uh opinions on some recent films uncut gems we need to see it we still haven't yeah it's on our list it's good it's good film lighthouse liked it all like yeah yeah it was my favorite movie of last year if 1917 isn't counted and parasites that's good we like a bit of a really solid first and second act yeah i mean it's me near the end some of the things but overall still definitely worth a watch oh yeah yeah like i'd say like even though the ending is a bit contrived it doesn't like ruin the movie you know i can go on yeah that's like could have been better huh and then it says what films do you think a 10 out of 10s like oh i'm angry man 10 out of 10 is perfect i don't know if i'm aware of one this is the thing i often flip flop on this in terms of like sometimes i'll jump to a particular example sometimes i'll be like i don't know that there is one usually because that means there is literally no flow right if we're going to go with 10 out of 10 meaning perfect like theoretically possible but i don't know that there is such a film um but if we reframed it to what do you think is the best film what answers you reckon you guys would have i was gonna say have you guys seen 12 angry men yes i would call that a perfect film it all it all takes place in one room there's nothing to contradict and like the character development is what drives it it's it's all fantastic i mean like i don't want to see a good suggestion flaws so yeah i think i need someone to present it hmm i'm not sure it's like i don't know 10 like couldn't we say like that's a nearly perfect film like even if it's got like one imperfection in it like should that uh really take away that's that's probably 10 should one imperfection take away from its perfection yes necessarily um and then yeah like i said i would if if you have something that's almost perfect i just call it a masterpiece because that's probably gonna be accurate to the to the author of said thing yeah like i think that you'd have a masterpiece that's got like a couple of tiny tiny little flaws but then if literally perfect then yeah you reserve the word perfect for that i would have me put up a saving private ryan myself as a suggestion um and probably get which these are yeah uh gettysburg 1993 civil war film that's excellent so that's we're gonna let's say how about that's that's a pretty consistent movie that's pretty tightly written got great like i don't know about perfect necessarily a bird dammit what's your favorite animated disney film that wasn't a big success mines treasure planet wasn't a big black cauldron yeah i think mine was so fucking tired i've been up since fucking ages i got to get up early on fridays um free outpry black cauldron or treasure planet i would go with black cauldron i don't know how well the rescuers down under is but a lot of people don't know about that movie i think i love the rescuers down under oh what about the great mouse detective i like that movie there's i'm mixed on it i don't like i like it as much but i did grow up with that one too awesome all right south hall are you a left-handed boxer um technically not a boxer but i uh i take krav Magak classes which boxing is a part of the mash of different fighting styles martial arts so and yeah i'm left-handed all right um hey i've been a fan from the start i'd like to thank you for a fan the fantastic thing that is efap and the recommendations just finished buffy and if you could thank will for recommending the expanse yeah no problem um glad you're enjoying both or have enjoyed both rather um southpaw thoughts on link being right-handed in breath of the wild i think it's a shame link is the left-handed hero um so i i don't play legend of zelda i'm aware that link is a character um him being right-handed and call the wild or sorry breath of the wild um again because i don't play zelda i care i don't feel like oh it's a racer you know i don't need left-handed representation in my fiction it's like even though it's part of my name it's something that i strongly identify with that i rely on left-handed characters being visible um but it's an inconsistency nonetheless talking about like some sort of a reboot so yeah and this one simply says hi rags hello sweet mother of god in heaven it's gender bent brie larson oh about famous i guess i suppose i didn't see it myself yeah that that was the first one sent after we started with shameless uh this is rags i've sent you a message to help in discord i've had that issue before assuming let's do the mic i did get it i did pass it along all right eventually so it's something to take a look at as we uh that he can try out we'll send it again later for him i have always considered everyone on efap smart aside from rags oh well i guess he thinks you're hyper intelligent while the rest of us are just smart i must be super intelligent i must be a cut above the rest in terms of my incredible intellect uh hi rags thoughts on batwoman production getting canceled by woo flu is it possible that we don't get the perfect finale they had planned is that true well it'll just be it'll just be delayed it will happen batwoman we're our batwoman is going to get back with sophie and alice is going to perish in a fire or something and everything's going to be great oh no it really is fuck coronavirus has hit television industry hard and the fallout has only begun dozens of series of halted production or have had this starts delayed as an outbreak continues and batwoman is one of them no oh fuck shit well that stinks another victim for coronavirus batwoman i thought she could survive i thought she'd beat it up hopefully it's only a delay i hope so the stream plan i just filed with youtube lists me rags this is doctor southpaw but only one of you first one to kick jay gets to stay in my chat i mean we pretty pretty kicked him so don't we all get in he's been he's been key i'm sorry did that see doctor southpaw yes okay i'm a doctor now i guess oh no they're saying you're you're uh more i've had this issue tell even evan to change discord to not pick up desktop under audio settings um i think i think we mostly got it i think at this point it's all good i got there in the end before i just i i'll test it out later uh this is the kind of quality content i come to efaf for see and that could be referring to any of the portions i'm not even not sure because y'all that we did today was high quality where are we again make sure i'm not oh we're at 10 hours now yeah all right we're still with we're fine fine uh even in my e-words i actually really like toy story 4 so i'm looking forward to hearing all of your takes on it and see if my objective opinions of it is lowered the same way endgame was for me oh there you go someone did yeah like it yeah we uh we did not like it i don't know if that was i don't know if that was translated yeah i am so glad i made it to watch rags try to teach evan how to computer mm-hmm it was entertaining part that will have and you should have heard it moller queued up some some funny music to play along as uh as rags try getting you to to fear your rags is best tech support hi wagyu kick evan oh hello all right i don't need to kick him if we fix this mic so i'll get i can't i can't kick you but i can block you can i still hear you if i block you are you sure you want to block everyone around blocking this user or also remove them from your friends list uh and it sounds like a lot of work um this movie also ruined bo peep i used to love her as a little kid now she's so unlikable what the fuck happened no she's tough and strong which means you have to adore her yeah i'm i'm that's literally the only traits that matter and a woman yeah and they're starting to become this like amorphous blob like all of these modern female characters they're fitting all of this like you're all morphing into this one stream but it's like no oh wouldn't it be so great if someone made a video talk that issue right evan where that gets brought up any any star wars with you possibly i mean it'd be awesome if someone did you know i think they'd be on or something i am a you know maybe maybe it could be someone that's in this call right now rags yeah i can do it one of these days i hate women i'd love to do it yeah f in the chat for our fallen brother raw see no he's he's come he comes back in the narrative he's coming back um i'm on episode 57 can't wait to hear you read this in a month or two also i started watching buffy thanks for recommending it that's that shit is spreading as of recently getting around hopefully everybody manages to get over the first two seasons uh what makes good rug rat it's a good question i think we'll have to ask brown table uh rags did you hear about horizon zero dawn coming to pc and ps4 fanboys getting pissed that more people get to enjoy a game they like also haimola i did uh i did i plan i do plan to make a video on it um the last few days i do want to it is on my list of videos i want to do i could probably do that one pretty quick because it's dog bites and yeah like i'm i'm all for more platforms so the thing more get it around you know especially being a pc person i like it when more stuff comes to pc because pc gets to do lots of things that other things don't you know that's my controversial opinion for the day uh wrong woody is always three-dimensional i think i said that woody was two-dimensional in toy store and uh i mean it's a great counter argument buddy but no he's i mean they might just be referring to the fact that he's 3d oh i'm so late i'm so tired uh you how could you be tired this is less than half of the episode 50 come on yeah well it's i had to wake up at um uh 6 30 in the morning so i've been up since i had the thing where i'd been up for a while and i was like i'll try and sleep and then for like two hours i couldn't go to sleep and then i finally went to sleep and it was only an hour before the alarm went off and i was like okay i was at work dealing with the panic shoppers all day then i came here and i'm still doing this and i have to come back in at 6 in the morning and it that's three hours from now so but i'm and i'm if you if you want to go sleep go sleep dude if i sleep i'm gonna i'm gonna sleep in and so now i have to stay awake i'm committed oh all right well i did i mean we literally can't go for three hours because we'll be coughed so yeah that should start starbucks is my is gonna be my best friend today so so there we go random star wars thought darth vader fell to the dark side to prevent a person from dying ray just does it and with the light side greetings oh with the light side um um i mean she's in who's shown a vision where she fell to the dark side for some reason i don't know what's supposed to make of any of it that was just emperor palpatine was behind it all um that's kind of confusing looks it says uh darth vader fell to the dark side to prevent a person from dying ray just does it and with the light side i mean she like fell to the light side by the way i think um i think i follow that that ray is kind of you have no idea why she does anything it also ends with greetings rags oh hello says ewok rabbit was that in reference to tangerine rabbit the rags was saying palpatine my v words that's how we're gonna win this that's how we're gonna win this not fighting the virus saving all the toilet paper yeah that's a really not smart thing to do from what i've heard but you know that toy story got lost jedi no actually well i was gonna say that toilet paper has a lot of nutritional value just just eat toilet paper and it'll make go away and hey it'll wipe your butt as you poop it right that's how that works great you can probably even wipe your butt before stuffing it in your mouth which you know i really hope that if you're stupid enough toilet paper at the store you follow that advice but yeah i agree with the statement the toy story got the last jedi that that's a good descriptor yeah i um 100 percent agree this denaris face at 123 noice i i don't know if that's the first or second video um shameless yeah that has to be the first video thoughts without content are empty oh is he referring to bow peep yeah only fair um are toys technically immortal i think so yeah they would definitely qualify as immortal it's not invincible so yeah wasn't wasn't the idea in toy story too that hey you can be forever that kind of implies immortality i mean yeah i just i think that there's no reason why there's no sense that they're degrading like with age as opposed to just things falling off and needing to be tightened up or rezone you know um imagine toys of the caveman how would they work we just have like a little rock with a smiley face on it it reminds me of that time rags when you said uh no i like my rock more you're okay you're okay you'd be quiet let me rock no gay you rock have you guys like seen that video of like this those uh two indian guys that like get into road rage incident and this guy records another guy uh like coming up to him he rolls down his window and they're like uh being the broken english thing that indians do uh but also like throwing the word fucking in there like every other word and it's like like there's one fuck me i fuck you i fuck you bloody it's like oh oh no i just randomly thought of that oh a little bonus for the music mutually i'm glad i'm glad it made some people's loftism uh toy story five rainbow dash and the magic jaw rainbow dash is one of the ponies right i googled that yeah i don't know why i know that because i don't even watch that show the one with the rainbow stuff i know some i got some uh some bronies and that i've known for a while yeah you pick up on a few things from the memes and everything the porn of course you know you start to learn the names but never seen the show and his mom's toys are also called buzzing woody get it wait what oh yeah yeah yeah song of the south won't be on disney plus thoughts so listen one day we will get to finally see song of the south and with a special guest star steamboat and they'll be together like they always were meant to be unsweetened tea master race rise up oh there you go ranks you got support on the unsweetened side speaking of sweet tea i bet uncle remiss wrote this fucking name was somebody loves sweet tea uh my aunt lived in arkansas and she had a yellow toilet in her front yard wow it was arkansas thing ever that's just combining a thing that ranks likes and doesn't like all in one i don't know what i not wait which which do i like the yellow oh you say like arkansas oh yeah that too because i was i thought you talked about the toilet in arkansas and i don't like one of them i don't like i don't even know which one you don't think that i like i enjoy my state and the toilets in it it's cut to the chase and start paying it just just why they don't make toilets brown anyway i don't know rags ohio is better they always look clean is what i'm saying rags ohio is better than arkansas fight me oh i'm sorry i didn't i don't think that's true what is what is the metric here amount of coronavirus infected persons oh ohio has way more than arkansas yeah arkansas automatic wins at that point i guess that's a big dubs for arkansas uh as a native texan i happen to like my tea dark bitter and cold dark bitter and cold tea i just don't know why i drink in tea at that point cold i like i'm drinking the louisianne is what i have i just straight up black tea nice and simple very refreshing i drink it cold i put it in my by the way this uh this yeti here this yeti i've had for a long time now cost me 50 bucks but man this thing is so good i use it every day i don't think i've spent 50 bucks any better than i've been buying this yeti this thermos thing it's always here always here in front of me at this desk always there for me i've sucked on this thing a lot i even got a little medal straws for it from amazon rags i lived in eldorado for a few months i'm with you on arkansas eldorado don't ask why we pronounce it like that but the town is eldorado eldorado eldorado sound cooler uh this is nice to see you have a town between us and texas texar came someone's watching this while drunk all right yeah the rags where the lord zed makes me happy oh man that was one of those toys we we all remember some of the toys we got a lot of use out of i got a lot of use out of zed man you're so cool gadelb ts4's secret relation to lord of the rings i mean you can draw them it's gotta be something that you can use the characters every possible the knight the dragon the king the dog the dinosaur the pig that's a combo there this dude has a face i just want to urinate on oh my upper ragu will you tell us a story about your emergency rescue days can i tell you a story about it yes yeah um let me right now i'm like insanely i've been up i've had a long day i'm gonna write that down on my note thing to tell an isar story and i will i'll put that down on my in in my notes that's blank uh tell a story about isar um for efap isar for efap huh let's let's see what's in our isar yeah combo yeah i'll have that listed document save cheese that is bright when it's on the screen um save as just notes i don't know since because i every friday in the morning i wake up at six thirty and i do well it doesn't carry on uh here's a useful german word perfect for the situation friend sham it means embarrassment felt for someone else's actions yeah i feel the friend sham yeah what's everyone's favorite clean eastwood film unforgiven probably favorite western might actually be for a few dollars more if i have a clean eastwood film oh oh i'm afraid that i'm uh i'm jay and this is in this instance i haven't watched i've watched a number of them does it count if he's just an actor or anyone to have to be directed by him oh oh like directed by clean eastwood i don't know i guess if it if it has to be one of his films um i think unforgiven is one of his right he directed that one i remember we have a luke see i guess i could answer with grant perino i'd have to watch some of the older westerns because it's been years so they kind of bleed together for a was a few dollars more and a fistful of dollars million dollar baby was gonna be my other one but he directed that as well so yeah those two i guess uh what's so wait uh also i don't know where raw went he said something about needing the biggest roof for a movie bob that's where he's gone he's just been like bringing back the huge roof look up joe biders virtual town hall it's gold joe biden's virtual town hall what i'm sure it is um i'll look into that uh after stream i guess because there's an article and there's lots of stuff i don't know what that's about it's just it says joe biden goes digital it could have gone uh smoother i'll be curious to find out the details bugs life and monsters ink did it too is that about bringing things to life or i don't know bugs life and monsters ink all those having come with fuck i don't know sorry super jatter so would they're asking what do they have in common just as life and monsters ink did it too but i'm not sure what about yeah um bugs life and monsters ink did it too have dialogue uh is this british justin beaver oh right i feel like a someone else compared him to brie larson there's there's there's lots of comparisons floating around he's uh interesting interesting man man to say the least uh would you guys consider toaster before to be the worst pixar movie to date hmm trying to think of one words cars too is the only contender that i could i would say toaster before is worse than that because it fucking assassinates two characters quite thoroughly i haven't watched every pixar movie uh to date so just take it with a grain of salt of all the movies that i have seen in in their totality okay all the pixar movies that i have seen in full toy story four is the long fucking shot i don't even think anything comes close none i've seen at least i think it is the worst incredible's two is not even as bad a toy story for it and incredible's two sucks there's stuff to like about incredible's two here and there but god damn it's not through for me at least uh hey remember how woody tells the story how molly always cried until she had bow you think that scene is setting up though remembering what it was like to be loved as a child be something for bonnie like she was for molly nope yeah i brought it up i brought it up and i was thinking about that when i first saw the movie and we brought it up on movie night on what was it when did we do the toy story for movie night was it uh uh thursday friday three thousand years ago uh yeah it was the day before yesterday night before yesterday thanks for holding up for yesterday yeah we we brought it up as we were watching it trust me night it's hard because what time it's yeah it's two in the morning here 20 hours baby forky's pain should be like babu hey why would hey when he jumps into the trash he makes that sound hey oh damn i forgot to message earlier i took off from work earlier to jump into wi-fi smash 20 staying high and look forward to the coverage later those tweets were sad from south for and regards to ts4 give him my money oh all right uh wait what did you say about toy story for exactly what wait so repeat that what the super chat said uh it just says those tweets was sad from south for in regards to ts4 oh okay do you want to read them you can pull them up um i mean i was just curious if you said something in regards to how bad the film is i don't know i mean i mean i said i said quite a bit let's see um so i give me all right give me one sec i have to scroll down my tweets here um um do okay all right i said toys because it's a bad movie in general but fucking evil character assassinations and utterly unseen contrivances aside the film has been downright immoral this is talking about bow peep and gabby gabby specifically toy story for regresses or sidelanes every character to tell a tale about why loyal to bad and selfishness and entitlement are virtues which flies entirely in the face of the themes of the first three movies i'm convinced that the people who made it hate through three the dark night rises is an uncompensably written film it's majorly disappointing because of how much it falls short of its predecessors we should have gotten something amazing ham is a bad movie really poorly written it's an offensive for the most part though and funny toy story four is on another level of awfulness and watching it so soon after the original trilogy a bit tenfold that this movie has such favorable reception it was one and oscar for best animated film is sickening the movie is beautifully animated and well edited and there's a 20 minutes from each other in the first hour the voice acting is really good it has a gorgeous box but the contents are utterly lacking i wish that toy story blacklisted from ever riding in hollywood again and then forced to walk 50 miles across lego breaks once a week go fuck yourselves pixar i'm glad that you're gonna be just failing at the box office you get what you fucking deserve that's what i said yeah that about sums it up i guess that works as a in case anyone's missed a decent portion of the stream that is how you could sub up toy story four yeah um also the tournament is named cool kids in house versus 19 i'm not playing sands but apparently sands is in smash also high rags and someone's summon raw he's e sleeping might be e napping i outlasted rags once he gets back if he gets back i'll let him know he's missed a high rags maybe he's just afk without announcement i guess i don't know southpaw break your mic and make it worse just to piss them off oh no wait what it's from james boys and break your bike just to make it worse and piss the ball well i think like as you're saying that you cut out for me it's not my mic it's the it's a connection i'm struggling with this on my end here so we can make sure you can see your mic is being weird southpaw oh he knows you know is he got it no i don't know actually oh you didn't know thank you very much we just got my message through good stuff i have not gotten that message a hundred times yet we're good uh here also in the wolf meme catcher bob's theme should have been sonic 2xl theme songs search sonic 2xl fat supersonic diabetes are written all over it and i could imagine sounds sounds like the title would be rather suitable um um but you know i mean uh what was bob's theme in that one i have to check it uh southpaw chat is at chat gleefully chittering southpaw frik optic chat laughing face wow i'm back very funny you missed a high rags oh hello to whoever it was but i'm gonna be honest with you i will not be able to just take around long oh and no i didn't fall asleep i i said i needed to go i needed to go put something up i'm not sleeping but i will soon um i have been up for like 20 hours so i will be very soon to sleep i've been up i'm gonna lose consciousness at work we've i'd say we got about i don't want to say about a half an hour's worth of uh things to i think i can i think i can do it i think i can do it let's let's do this you know we can just get this done uh why can't we get an adult toy story we will just let me get the ip the four of us will sort it out once i disney destroyed all their ips like adult toy story as in like uh adult toys as in like sex toys yeah let's do it why not new ip adult toy story uh the kid didn't replace the pebble bear thing the parents did and probably to shut the kid up wasn't the kid oh about lotso um yeah i think that's accurate maybe i think also would have taken that into consideration to a degree but the kid was essentially well actually uh so the clown that was with him the the clown toy chuckles uh i believe he didn't with lotso and lotso was just like so angry that he didn't want to listen which is like i guess there so just very what is this in toy story three remember how sinky peat had a black companion slave joe what in toy story three yeah sinky peat had a black companion called slave joe sinky peat sinky peat that's like the name of the real the name of a really shitty boat yes sinky peat that's even better for a sinky peat thank you is it safe to say woody got luke skywalkers oh totally yeah oh he got he got luke skywalker hard i'm in the worst part is like at least luke skywalker had a redemption arc in the last Jedi toy story toy has woody end where luke's character assassination began so there's no fixing it there's there's not even like a a redemption you know what i mean i'm not saying that like luke's redemption in the last Jedi was was well done or anything fuck no i'm just saying at least like there was a and fucking woody's was garbage especially compared to that feel free to push back on against me on that i mean i i'm very much in the interest now trying to get through these uh before people die that's uh my new goal in life um we may have lost raw but anubis has joined the chat we got raw back he's he's gonna arrive soon enough i think um ends indeed justify the memes i think because we threw up a few memes what's a favorite fictional setting of yours in spite of a bad slash underwhelming story dibs on destiny also high rags looking forward to your avatar vid oh no i don't care that much um um favorite fictional setting in spite of bad such underwhelming story supernatural yeah i could agree with that one though that's gonna ruffle some feathers um supernatural i love supernatural it's it's such a like fun show but it's its story is not good but i really love the lore behind it i wish that they could make a like a one like a solid eight out of ten show with supernatural's lore i mean i'm gonna go ahead and agree with you on that one and uh i think i've had this take before i pissed people off before that would it's okay uh what are you rags anything come to mind i'm sorry what was the question uh like fictional worlds that you think sound pretty awesome it's just that they would sort of held back by bad writing oh um uh mortal engines could be cool it's a really nifty concept um that could have been really nifty um are held back by bad writing um there's probably more that i can't think of at the moment but someone said game of the roads yeah that counts to a degree yeah so it's an elysium yeah yeah i can see that i can agree with altered carbon as well i wish that show was uh good as it probably could have been breaking bad i mean that's not a very that's a mostly just owl world uh i might say ready player one like i've heard that the novel's better but the movie sucks and it's just like it's the concept is interesting and it could make for a great film but just the writing is terrible so it's totally not it goes terminator maybe yeah i guess a good selection of answers um i am sorry hitler 1945 yep what rose him to superiority over gabby gabby i just i just love that there's some in the chat that like thought that rags was saying that gabby gabby was first if anyone ever said that i'd be like oh well they're not being literal like it would even matter who i'd just be like it's all literal uh snape also got punished anyway despite being good that's that's true his story doesn't end kindly but uh gabby's does skip forward five hours and rotten tomatoes is used as an argument thank you yeah i know yeah rags what would you do if mauler gets married to angeline a jolly and during the wedding mauler grabs your sweet gluteus maximus and tries to seduce you i think that this is not the time in place for that yeah even i would be like you know that was a mistake i i'd had too much to drink uh you know just those wild wild thoughts and actions you know how they be uh you see toys don't realize they're a dime a dozen replaceable because they're really a clever metaphor for simps oh it's they're trying to do that with buddy well i mean they're really supposed to be more metaphor for like parents sort of but yeah the toy story for that was so fun to watch i want to see where the toys go into a garage and this voice from nowhere talks to them and is shown to be the voice of a classic car the owner wanted such loved that car as a kid giving it life proving adults love toys too and then that's what that's cool to cars i guess oh yeah that's what i was gonna say like oh that's gonna set up the toy story cars crossover with the bucket why not why not at this point just do it just kill it just continue raping the ip for all i care it's just like necrophilia at this point okay i got to the top 24 at my tournament now it's time to enjoy a real life fap a shower a second and third real life fap then i can watch e-fap wait a minute i can just watch e-fap while fapping whatever your preference uh god i can't even get half masked with this half massive that we're watching in the video yeah he's not everyone's cup of cold sugarless tea i'll say that much i love my cold sugarless tea so this is one of the delicious this is one of the guys who read when black panther dipped under 100 on rotten tomatoes raw i'm borrowing your staff and your rooftop biabi he might have been yeah i remember that shit though like as if black panther was the greatest film of all time it's just like but it's really not um uh thanks southpaw for telling me how old the massive is now i know how many stories to climb oh that's based on age hmm oh okay uh that moment when the video under review is so bad even the bots trying in against it the other bots were like copying comments that were negative about the video i'm playing this was like bots a piss those were fun videos to cover because like i knew what was coming at least and so i just knew that you and rogers and uh i was just quietly watching and just enjoying the chaos unfold uh spiders tell the future bots tell who's a massive the bots can tell who massives are like some action kits on them it's become self aware oh oh that was probably about the bots can i point out he has a framed tlj poster yes a couple of us noticed that unfortunateness i mean greatness uh get the guy who wrote the pixar noid article on e-fap i don't know that would be a while yeah i can just see if he's available i suppose let's find out there's anyone that you guys know of and to someone that has a connection to anyone at the national review and there you go um oh god i just joined who is this helium huffing f-word southpaw he's a good guy yeah he's giving some he's giving some time i know his mic's terrible but he's all right yeah he pulls his weight for the most part you know he's a good guy more are you massive your spider-man debates were trash adaptation was not the problem with that movie at me on twitter if you want details hi rags we uh we got like the people that people wanted us to get to talk about spider-man hey but okay listen there is this actual thing i have with the spread of homecoming though that's like they're going at me um why does vulture carry a gun hate you why is a criminal yeah we uh i remember when we were first ever set up a pretty sure people were like oh neuterotic and uh will cast bulges would be perfect and you know we had mom we had the discussion and then we did one with shad i think it went well the points were were were discussed the whole adaptation thing you know um but i know a lot of people hate homecoming and uh far from home for other reasons that's okay we uh i don't know if we'll be doing another spider-man episode we did uh we do three was it two three it was like three it was three three the one with neuterotic and world-class bullshooters then you did one with shad on homecoming then you did another shad on far from home yeah i remember yeah for three e-faps and they weren't particularly great for a lot of people it seems i think shad did a decent job but yeah the nerd rock ones so so check out the piece mickey devouring vader by deviant art user purple mirkel who may be a protege of the spiders because she made it in 2013 let's see if this up so this would have been just after a uh disney bought it or actually bought it in 2012 yeah pretty much what happened i think a lot of people were concerned about what disney might do uh this dude is purposely picking these ambiguous reviews because they're the only ones he can really win against i mean he did address that's the weird thing he addressed the buzz one and he just said it was a nitpick and it's crazy because like i i would have probably i'd probably lead with that if i was trying to convince someone that there's something wrong with toy story four because the woody one there's like debate over whether or not it's growth or whether or not it's regression but the buzz one i don't think anyone can argue in favor of the buzz one what can you say it's like oh he's he's just temporarily idiotic i guess it's like yeah it's not working and yeah he said it was a nitpick yeah that's again it's the whole thing with like you know remember brown table called bruce teleporting to gotham a nitpick it's like it's a story thing you needed to find what nitpick means because you just you just leave it vague and nebulous and then everyone's just like oh yeah it doesn't matter that much it's like no kind of does explain what you mean by nitpick exactly you know what you know what palpatine being alive with no explanation that's a nitpick because i i say whatever problem that you have with a movie that i like okay the amazing sorry man too has three villains and none of them get any uh interesting exploration there's way too many plot threads those are just nitpicks suicide squad is one of the worst edited movies you've ever seen and it's fucking unwatchable i'm so tired of it i'm so tired of nitpicks being uh like the the word just being misused is yeah so there's a separate super chat that like responds to that one just say yeah except he doesn't win the argument most people don't know what a y-wing is very true he doesn't know what a question mark is and i bet he doesn't know what a y-wing is either i feel like our education system has failed this half massive okay it's not our education it's wait unless the super chatter is british i guess possibly maybe i'm not sure he's not in america that's all i can say shameless is not from america and i'm very fucking proud uh what the fuck is a question and how am i supposed to ask one every single time you pause it looks like he's swallowing a load also fun fact the genre of music the cantina bad plays at episode four is canonically called jizz music not jazz jizz music hmm wait what um can we get confirmation on that all right wikipedia help me out here let's see figuring down in the middle uh let's see uh is it called jizz music anywhere on the fucking wikipedia uh cantina and jizz music oh my god well i mean oh oh my god there is a there is a wikipedia there is a wikipedia article on jizz jizz was an upbeat swinging genre of music why would you call it jizz why would you call it scat man well well you know you gotta respect the boldness of it all right that's my take um i have the roof ready moeller and pause the video and send the half massive from whence he came oh is it hyperbolic to hate anything disney related yes but they've not been doing great in the past few years now what's what have they made most recently that is a good tizm coco i suppose what sorry coco i suppose oh coco doesn't fit any more counts i guess even though that's like a six out of ten that best i think because there's the whole fucking dr strange doesn't just use the portal to chop off Thanos's head when they he should know that that's a thing that's a there's other fairly big issues that i have with that movie what about zootropolis oh moana i don't know if that's i haven't seen that that's good i don't have any i like moana man incredible too yeah no thank you yeah it's a it's a complicated selection from them right now uh buzz caught toy dementia between toy story three and four it makes sense yeah you got old got old and he was called he was called a toy too damn a different person yeah in the toy story fanatical universe can you believe that buzz like your action figure i'm blinking and tapping my fingers this is unreal is this a dream is he serious this is madness it's okay that's the time title this freeze frame the virgin pixar noid which one it was love and work you had like a thousand i think they purposefully chose bow peep in that role because they wanted to go against her previously established personality they didn't like her yeah i could see that like they wanted to be like look at look at this look at our girl character we've always had she's awesome we're just done with jessie though don't see why not someone from my work was exposed to the virus i may be next happy birthday to me oh just stay stay home wash your face clean your face yeah like doran whether this uh everybody was kung flu fight good news rags world health organization said dogs can't get corona the truth oh well it's all right we sniffing butts on schedule a little cats yeah in the last day glindor and pendragon shall wake and at this side we'll stand the mighty three the wolf the hound and the long man do their banner will flock the fell rhino milkers led by lord shad ye subjective men beware i'm surprised i didn't have a jay leading the the rhino milkers but all right yeah i guess he would be just one of the rhino milkers one of the better ones i imagine the purity is probably pretty high the heisenberg of rhino milk uh rags if you haven't already watched jin roe the wolf brigade you might like it i have i have seen it i did like it um odd random fact one of my favorite video games of jonathan davis lead singer of corn is toy story three in some ways the man is still a kid at heart uh thoughts on thoughts on sargon starship troopers video i thought it was very interesting see our efab with sargon talking about star here yes uh tell me a bit of oh tell me a bit of what makes buffy good in later episode please i'm currently getting angry at how rags poop it is so far uh just finished season two episode 10 so you gotta finish you get up to season two episode 17 and then finish the finale those are the two big highlights of season two it wasn't until finishing season three that fringy was convinced that this show's got got some tisms going for it in a in a good way season three is the first one that's i would say very good season two's got loads of um wonky bad episodes in it and then season one is pretty much all wonky bad so um takes his time but um i think as as buzzaxe talk to you guys at all about the latest episode he's been watching a buffy no we uh he he hasn't actually by the way yeah but no one i was just gonna say he uh he's uh pretty much hooked now when he got to that fifth season that's why i think it was really working good just saying by the no buzzaxe is like this really fucking awesome dude that is on my podcast sometimes and uh don't worry it's not my mic that has a cast because you may notice that i don't require an internet connection to be the host of that podcast now buzzaxe and because of my connection doesn't sound as great but he's a good guy he's a really really fun guy to hang out with and talk to um also someone said uh can the first two seasons be skipped no unfortunately not you need all of it just seasons there are skippable episodes i wouldn't necessarily recommend it at this point um unless you've got like a very specific guide that can get you all the important shit but um you need to get season five you need four you need three you need one like that like for each one and categorically that's just how it works um though i would go with episodes one two three seven twelve for season one to get you skipped on a big chunk of the really bad episodes but i mean ultimately you know i'm i'm taking fringy through all of it and it's honestly proving to be possibly better to do it that way than skipping with the promise that you know stuff it's coming just have to believe me um and if i if it ends up disappointing you i would i would apologize profusely but i most people uh once they get to the the quote-unquote good stuff will be like oh shit this was totally worth it just takes some time um thoughts on the cat in the hat starring mike mayers the film is done but it's funny one joke is him holding a gardening hoe and calling it a dirty hoe all right that sounds like my kind of comedy it's uh the design for mike mayers's cat hat is significantly less disturbing than the cats and cats at least um i haven't i think i saw it when it came out and i've mostly forgotten it now i haven't seen it don't care do they'd be down or over here maybe maybe it's good i don't know i'll see it if i mean assuming the the humor is missing keeping the memory of wolf here blessed be long man thank you very much uh could you have mr sunday movies on you use the same editor and he loves tlj it would be interesting to see you explain objectivity to him hi rags oh i have no idea if he'd be interested um but it's or a possibility um would you go and start donik has to talk to about return to ours with them they haven't seen it yet and it'll be a good way for you to get ralph to try efap gonna go ahead and guess he probably doesn't like efap at this point but i mean if yms and i hate everything i hate everything that's uh make sense um and ralph would be on board i would totally um ask to do that as well as i would see if i could bring raggles with me have you seen return to us rags in a long time oh no i don't think i've ever seen it yeah that'd be one if i did it was a long time ago when i was very very very young oh in the chat that's a maze that we've been streaming for 12 hours have we fuck oh my god all i have to say is first hey we covered two videos we did cover two videos and we broke down the entire is two and we are we are getting this way we're getting there we go to the it's hard to to know specifically how much you'd consider this uh i'm getting weird grape vibes from you doggo i think that was about the weird sandwich yep hi rags who's a good boy do you like pats pats rubs or scratches and where do you like the most um i think i prefer rubs the a lot a lot of contact that way nice and nice circular motions kind of prolonged where do i like him oh you know the answer to that the head of course the head and my belly i'm the guy who makes pickles and bread with his wife tonight she made lasagna uh wish we could share she says hi and to keep calm and drink rhino milk very kind hello enjoy uh the lasagna i suppose good stuff um islands can't be a collective because no one likes them oh i like islands when are you covering patrick william's video on plot holes sent via internet explorer oh man just go back 76 episodes i want to say 75 maybe correct he was episode two why did nebula not stop quilling an infinity war when they could have gotten the gauntlet right there why didn't everybody stop him then this was a sleep why why didn't dr strannis with the portal and so just dropping bances on his head all of the what would happen if dr strannis just well while he was asleep i guess she has to be attached to him but just out of curiosity if you ported him into space does he die he was held down that's the thing he was being held down by the other people like all that dr strannis you create the swing ring portal move it as he did in Thor Ragnarok right around where his neck is oh totally close it but out of curiosity does Thanos die if he's thrown into space maybe maybe not like space like true thulkan yeah you could put him like next to a star though and then that would be the end of that surely you think yeah it's disappointing when you think more and more about their options um on rags comment about thagamizers and the far side the spikes were named after that cosmic comic sorry we're named after that comic as a direct reference to it apparently paleontologists are big fans of gary larson well i didn't know that if that's true that's kind of funny that's interesting uh rags if i made a cleveland steamroller on you would you be would it be better if the door was open or closed if someone was to make a cleveland steamroller on you would it be better if the door was open or closed cleveland steamroller um let's see when a guy sounds very unpleasant what's say the super jet one last time so they want to make one on your on your on your person and uh and they're wondering if the door should be open or closed during which this takes place no i i'm i'm not gonna let someone do a cleveland steamroller on me no james warden chat back to the shadows with you i think he's referring to a bot but it applies either way um also i just finished tfa parts one and two can't wait for part three sent via internet explorer um i'm assuming that's like some kind of meme but yes part three is actually being created i'll talk a little bit about it before we uh close out today i would imagine um hi rags me and my dog watch you all of the time and we hate the shit out of you oh my it's spelled c-h-i-t all right the the shit i don't know if that's some kind of some kind of lingo i don't know any chance of getting comics matter on e-fap i'm not sure who they are but uh anything's possible bring on tfa part three also hi rags hello i've had my g-19 for years now and love it southpaw the e-faps about mi6 got me interested uh in the film i guess a great film yeah flapping emoji really awesome movie yo give this to kibbe kins will do and that's a good reminder to mention that before we close out as well uh if you watch the clone wars don't watch the mortis episodes they kind of ruin the force along with the clone wars did grievous dirty and it makes me mad oh too late for me it was pretty bad uh more are you gonna update your patreon anytime soon it's been ignored since october mate um well i put out a thing on there basically saying my stance on like updating on there seems antithetical to the point as in i usually spend quite a bit of time explaining everything that's happening and i'm like why don't i just keep making work right like anytime spent on an update would just be spent on making videos instead um they are on the way and the only like i said i'll i'll probably say it at the end as well but just uh tfa part three is being created it's gonna be rather large the taking a long time just to do the the non-visual timeline sort of thing but it's coming along um hi everyone question i don't know if to upload a single video of 20 minutes per week where i talk about a couple of things i'll make three five minute videos per week where i talk about a single thing same effort and quality thanks i guess whatever you prefer hmm i probably go with a 20 minute one though myself yeah it could really let you get in depth about stuff because if you want to talk about something for five minutes i i don't know if i could do that there's always more than i need to talk about i don't i don't subscribe but uh just like constantly upload five minute videos that clog up my feed and prevent me from seeing like what everyone else is uploading yeah less is more sometimes um hey all of you good massives i was wondering what all of your favorite Pixar films are and why remember to wash your hands and send my love to wags we'll do oh thank you uh probably i don't sorry Wally read it to the Incredibles yeah i want Incredibles probably my number two but it's close just uh Wally's so good i look forward to making a video on that film one day um just because i i haven't seen the rest of them recent i'm just gonna say like maybe maybe toy story two mm-hmm there's a good pick evan has loves i was about to say i said Incredibles uh up and Ratatouille those are all probably my three favorite i two are directed by Brad Bird but those are just all fantastic films yeah uh do do do do wall hammer isn't racist it's speciesist right then okay sure i i i just don't know anything about um that woman guy here i was outlining the one part of the show i saw potentially and do you guys see glimpses of an interesting character in Kate oh so i guess they want uh he's asking us to address like uh as it stands is there anything in it that like seems like good potential i guess i think that if you asked me an episode one or two i might have said i don't even think i would have but i might have said yes at this point no you need a clean slate don't you because it's just too much shit like you have to account you have to like wipe it clean because she is just a confused mess of awfulness i'd like to actually give a shout out to a guy that regularly comments on your batwoman videos uh electric bayonet two really funny comments where he's uh going like all right another lesson in storytelling 101 and you're like you take something that the episode is about right and he breaks down all right this is what the hack writer would do now this is what the lazy hacker would do and this is what the batwoman writers did it's a really fucking great and he deserves love for uh for those comments sure those videos get a lot of uh passionate comments but all this stuff we're still missing as well like in terms of because the show is something else his comments are very long too it's uh in in detailed so very cool uh but yeah sorry to sort of just bring it back quickly i guess like interesting character in kate i find it quite um awful as a human like again would that be a form of interesting i guess so like i'm often fascinated by all of her choices because i'm just like yep that's pretty consistent with what i understand about you you're really terrible i think what really sealed it was the uh that episode it was one of the latest ones right where she like just everyone's like calling to get the bat signal back up and she just lands in front of all the people trying to do it and just stands there like having them admire her i was like that is so batwoman like she's obsessed with just the the appearance of it all not the actual like the doing of things the fact uh like i you know because you guys know about this shit but like she didn't save people on them in the moment the episode three instead goes home suits up gets a whole new makeover and then comes back to save people's lives fascinating that's really great priorities there batwoman but yeah i don't know um it's just it's just tough on how to argue like how you would sort of glimpse um an interesting character in kate in batwoman i would want to hold irresponsible for all the shit she's done i want the show to do it um rags i take exception i'm a speciesist not a racist i like humanity mostly i think that's a 40k reference i mean it's a it's a start pretty soon you'll be hating all humanity if this efab didn't help you with that i don't know warhammer isn't racist a speciesist oh my god you really yeah a lot of people are feeling this way huh i saw you were live hours ago i just got done watching luke ners stream full the notification for refab again thought there's no way they're still yep of course they are blessed a long man yeah we've almost it wasn't necessarily intended but it looks like we'll be hitting the cap uh well close to the cap this time around nobody loves orphans are they alive oh that's a good point if you didn't you know need to be loved to be alive in the toy store universe to a degree so orphans are just gonna turn into toys without you can't have no you can't have orphan toys all orphans suffer it through uh sids what if you're a toy in the company who made you like ghost bankrupt would you be an orphan toy yeah that's depressing orphan toys um traveling so can't watch streams just want to say as someone that almost worked there pixar was unironically ruined by women i hope they die of corona can you guess who said that oh my goodness raw yeah knew it so he's been traveling apparently uh you got a e-fap cinema wins video on tross there's a good chance yeah that'll be pretty hilarious to watch what it like what is he gonna concoct like how is he going to do that oh yeah what would you call winning that movie it's got visuals that are striking it's like dang space iceberg i'm gonna come late saver like at the end with ray like passing it to kylo i'm sure he'll say let's learn some sort of continuation from the last shot i was just like oh don't don't do this to films which like have no redeeming qualities league uh fosters home for imaginary friends pizza scene i'm guessing they want to see that i'm unfamiliar with that never watch that show i will make a note and have a look uh i'm not gonna watch a nine hour podcast the buffers every five seconds so later stock up on food guns and get a bible and repent you sinners all right may as well just in case you know good workout uh hearing super sorry to pent again repent sinners not what's to repent to repenting again is to repent oh that's what it means right no i'd have to talk to my local practitioner of voodoo or whatever but i they'd have to they'd have the answer i don't i don't know this stuff right i'm in it jesus you're the one supposed to know this stuff right i i don't i'm so confused i don't have the energy to the thing we're nearly there we're nearly there um hearing super slow and old after waking up lovely thanks for playing tonal din entish also hi right hello the last time i'll ask because i need someone to suffer with me is quintin sex doll alive yes unfortunately someway dear usually can you say in welshian tizm aglom know the reference i don't think of myself as a lion you might as well though i have a mighty role i don't actually know that reference i have a mighty role hey you get better of that get there it's like it's i get the need to to want to go jamaican but this is like it's not it's not quite uh it is efap 344 so far the slonal quote is taking up the entirety of the 12 hour limit when will the hosts and guests get to speak nobody knows just keep playing tonal slower and slower so holy thank god classic efap nine hours and still going that's how is that classic no no no classic is like three hours uh don't question is there a 12 hour limit or something yes there is an 11 hour 55 minute limit um and we're getting we we got enough time to make this we'll be fine um anyone hear mastodon's cover of stay away to heaven i think it's as close to musical perfection as possible also welcome back to my lord hail the roof i have not heard the cover of stay away to heaven but i hope it's rather entertaining engaging i sent in two super chats about rah who showed up coincidence i think not yeah that's a new bus and after him oh whoops i missed rah's return welcome back your rooftop was well kept don't look for the body on the 22nd story you won't find it uh or when the cat hurts him or when the toys gang up on said hey they just want they just want the toys to be saying that i think i'm okay with this and dub it also who's that imposter in toy story four that's not andy combat carl it oh yeah no it's it's definitely it's like it's really weird how they chose to just fuck up that incant that like otherwise you know like there was no reason to do it but they did saying the n words justifies the memes says uh touch my free holey's so uh yeah if you guys want to oblige aron sorkin greater than every other working screenwriter mmm love his movies it's amazing oh a few good men yeah i like that and social network that's good shit i haven't seen steam joke game i know uh fringies told me i need to see that though really good stuff like yeah fantastic molly's game is so so he's yeah it's not perfect but makes good dialogue at least they called him a toy they did add that to the age factor and win done pretty much um james bore is asking for this he wants to go to sleep it's okay buddy we got one two three four five six seven plus eddie the extra may have come in that time uh can you all say she bop cupcake it's a ufc tomb sorry what she bop cupcake she bop cupcake cupcake cupcake cupcake she bop cupcake bop cupcake right yeah i think that was it hopefully yeah she bop cupcake random question but who is raw is he someone you know or does he just frequent the chat often enough for you to remember him i mean he's a chatter batter and a stupid chatter he has very controversial perspectives that have somehow managed to not be destroyed by susan yet um you know we just uh have to see what else he seems to think about different things i'm i think he'd be happy to have missed most of this one um considering the subject he wouldn't have liked him i don't think ever seen kung pao dumb but funny film with airplane style humor they took an old kung through filmed and dubbed it wrong opening is just dumb though yes i have seen it and it's rather entertaining i would recommend especially with friends yeah enter the fist is the uh subtitle i think you guys missed carlsman or it's awful cringe video on tlj is is there a reason why you haven't covered it yet maybe you have uh so we do plan to do a trilogy of e-faps on his trilogy of star wars takes it'll be our first foray into talking specifically about the prequel films we just sort of need to slide in at some point trilogies we all love them that is referenced in the new gadel this is what i really like uh how is that a ditch um gadelding ever thought of getting ecarts ladder i have little clue as to who exactly that is but again we're not against it basically we're not against anybody uh honey i'm home did you miss me no no no it's it's it i'm not entirely sure of of of why you're in my home because it's terrifying you know just random guy called imperial fists like do you guys think that's concerning if that was in your home yeah a little bit potential buffy spoilers should uh i that's like an ongoing thing for the whole fad of a buffy uh i i think there's not a very strong argument to be made for both i personally go with spuffy i guess is what you'd call it also high rags hello you dumbboats cannot escape this stream or your duty to watch hardcore henry but we can when you finish super chats can you say good night in an asmr tone also sleep well rags my love i will i will sleep very very well i'm surprised i'm still up how much longer it's three fucking o'clock how how much longer can we even go on all right all right uh do do do do if you're really objective mola tell me despite being 13 of the population which group of people commit over 52 of the crime checkmate long man i um i i i think numbers when used in forms of percentages can be very rude to say the least konichi oh i get it it's spelt weird but i get it konichi wa dogu bun senpai uwu awu um this is gonna get weird spank me in tebumbum yeah no don't touch me their day d rags i went shooting for the other just cuts into like real shit like rags i went shooting for the first time in years and i'm trying to schedule a cpl class but the big sick is spreading has made in person of things hard has made in yeah i guess you're just gonna have to put you could do it later i suppose just for now just hang out by yourself uh mr sunday movies has used the space wizards for children line i enjoy his stuff and find him entertaining but as far as the criticism goes he's very much it was fine everything's fine for a lot of stuff oh well um also hi stuckman evan rags and moobles hello hello hi hey uh you guys like gangs in new york by scorsese i did when i watched it i've only seen it the one time though in a long time ago i haven't seen it yet what to um tarred lightism confirmed canon by robot chicken i don't even know what to make of that and that pretty much brings us to the last ones before i read out the last one another one's just come in i was just gonna say yeah progress updates just still working on tfa part three it's gonna be very very large as um timelines coming along i'm sort of doing a different way of creating it this time around compared to other stuff where i'm like instead of doing one section at a time i'm trying to do like like as in uh only recording first and then only editing the audio for and then only making this main timeline i'm sort of doing chunks uh going back and forth because it feels like a much free flowing i get to work for longer because it's a little less boring um when you end up doing the same thing too long it's gonna be really big the amount of movies are referenced already is insane it's really annoying to keep having to find new sources and change the um formats to get them to work but i think it'll be worth it um i still haven't done that the music is another thing i'm going to be concerned about maybe thinking about trying to find an alternative source because i usually do star wars tracks but like it's really hard to get them underneath copyright but they're nice for like tonal stuff point being it's on the way more batman whammon reactions are on the way and the interesting thing is the two highly edited hopefully entertaining april fools videos are on the way um they are both completed but i think i'm gonna re-edit the um the rise of skywalker one as soon as the blu-ray comes out because that's in like a couple of days so instead of having the pirate gay footage and maybe further convince people it's totally for real but uh hopefully you guys will enjoy both those that'll be april first and i don't know expected date and ironically for uh the gfa part three will probably be next month but i still got the deadline of august 2020 that's what rags gave me i've still haven't hit that yet i'll be fine for a bit plenty time rags any updates before we before we shuffle off the mortal coil uh whoa whoa i'm not gonna go that far but um uh man nothing really comes to mind i'm sort of too tired to think very clearly i think i just need to slip away to dreamland okay i've already i'm just that bed's looking at me and it's i'm just gonna find over there i'll read the next selection then a couple more things we still have a little bit of time uh call of 19 created to help people catch up on efek really led me to believe that based off of that previous statement that this was pretty when i just feel like i feel like you've subverted my expectations i i practiced all of it with i'm gonna read the rest about as soon as the things so i don't know lies were made i've been up for 23 hours i worked for 10 and spent 10 here i need to pee 99 massive boss um yeah go pee hi rags hello what are your opinions on avatar the last day about based on what i've seen i don't think it's very good i don't really care though i'm probably not i don't have any interest in watching the show or people i don't care i think it's almost like you've already said this before and people keep on asking us our slave joe and steamboat sids real relatives well there's no denying slave joe and steamboat would be at least aware of each other like this that's just obvious law mohler is the gay sorry i don't know what to do with that i have to agree with those i suppose uh hi rags what did you have for breakfast today also have a good night guys night oh good night what did i have for breakfast today yeah i had two eggs scrambled some toast and some hash browns with uh unsweet tea to drink um having trouble with star wars tracks due to copyright use knights of the old republic soundtrack oh it will i mean there's lots of alternatives i could use but uh i also the whole reason i want to use the soundtracks because you know it's that soundtrack you'll know it as you're listening sort of thing i'll be good galactic yeah i'll i'll be thinking about my art rooms you know what to do um olah rags hello olah mohler hello love from mexico i really love your videos they've helped me a lot as an artist and a possible comic writer keep it up oh the lads and hope you enjoy comic writer good stuff yeah it's one in the morning i might be sourced but i need to ask i forget or i forgot okay one in the morning i might be sourced but i need to ask then it just says i forgot oh well robot chicken i appreciate your valiant attempt i can't help you robot chicken made the fourth one on buzz stupidity made the fourth one on is this your way of telling me robot chicken and made fun of buzz being stupid in in my circle sorry i'm a little bit melted as well i know james more just said mohler please i've had three hours of sleep every day this weekend i'm drunk let me die nearly there uh this is fucking shit from uh table Pikachu i'm back listen to the deer hunter love you all very kind and and of course the one that was just read mohler please i've had three hours of sleep every day this week and i'm drunk have mercy let me die you are welcome to die um at this very moment uh so i suck the ass of our asses the do not die okay so let's let's get this sorted um i want to i want to make sure we get these these shoutouts fully done to our two guests today we'll i guess start with either of you lads who who would like to talk about their channel first uh i i guess i can go first um i i make topical videos on movies um it'll typically like relate to some argument or i guess i know that's like a subject in a film um i'm actually working on a video right now i've been editing it for so freaking long so i i think i have audio that i'm happy with so that that video will hopefully be out within a week or so it's it's going to be on character assassination so yeah it's not policy to cut of it yeah uh you've yeah it's it's looking really good right so far so it's uh it's gonna be one for the ages when it's uh public and we've we've actually shown evan's video on here before you'll have some vague recollection of it perhaps if you're to check it out the link is in the description and in the chat give it a go uh it's worthwhile and then of course mr southpaw what are you what are you up to lately well i am working on a handful of videos at a time i've been prioritizing the rise of skywalker review which i read out most of it to evan i still have a few sections to work on but it's closing in on like it could possibly be two hours long it's at least 90 minutes long as is right now so that's gonna be fun then i have to re-edit and remaster my shazam review with some new criticisms and um i'm also going to account for her because a you know the director is a pretty cool dude on the internet and i want to be a little bit more gentle just because it's like my my first review of shazam was pretty fucking harsh and i think it's a badly written movie but then when you when you make a video um that's that kind of harsh and then you go see toy story four afterwards you gain perspective you know i mean and speaking of which i'm going to do a review of toy story four and then i'm gonna do a full length critique of the dark knight rises so lots of link it's coming up ahead it's just that content that that's long takes a while to develop but that is what i'm working on right now and uh once i have the and better internet connection i will be resuming my podcast which is basically covering videos that efap has not covered at least because there's at least two or three videos that we covered that efap and later covered um so uh yeah just i get super active right now just because of my personal life and working on these long scripts but i am still working on it all right and yeah you're you're um you've been on it a couple times now i imagine people know the channel to a degree if if if they're interested and the links are all where they should be the only other thing was that um at the beginning we mentioned that kiva kins the author and creator and maintainer of the efap.me site has come under some trouble with getting a bunch of valuables robbed and so um we were just sort of uh hoping to see if people could potentially support a bit through you you you click the link to efap.me and then there is a paper link at the bottom if you can um spare some well uh monetary support like i said uh we've had a couple of donations in tonight that were meant for um for kiva kins i'm going to pass them along with a a bit on top just to make sure that uh they can at least get the fucking like a laptop back or something get get get get on there proverbial feet help them out they do great work for this community invaluable stuff uh good way of appreciation and antisms yeah we should all be looking out for each other here you know uh um are you finished with those super chats meme this and finally i won a bracketeering game of jack box the topic best podcast to make love to and without context i put efap i want to fuck the shiba inu and won oh i mean you know not an action it's not a lie um and yeah so i think we did it everybody is there anything else anybody wants to say before we close out toy story for fucking sucks i would be all right with never watching it again hmm here twice is arguably two times too many and with that good night have a good night everybody good night everyone