 Welcome to the Kingdom of... Avalon! Yes! This is Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2! If you remember my channel when you covered the first one, loads, absolutely loads! And this time we are playing the sequel which promises to be even better than the first one at an amazing 30 FPS. Look at it, isn't it beautiful? Who's this guy? Oh! Oh, it's Keanu Reeves! So in the back we have Archers who are set to attack. This is humanity's last stand against the animal menace with Keanu Reeves. I don't know if he's set to attack. He might be, I'm not too sure. Then we have a bunch of Imperial Knights in this civilization, the last bastion, the last hope for mankind. Yes, look at them, aren't they amazing? Not a single drop of fear of sweat on that head. Although it's quite hollow. Yes, there's that. And what are they facing out here? That is right. It is 200,000 chickens! But it isn't just 200,000 chickens. Behind them it is... Oh my god, they stand! This is 10,000 mantis shrimp. Maybe this is probably a bit too much. But leading this valiant... Would you say valiant if they're destroying humanity? Humanity, yes! Because they've been caged and eaten for far too many millennia. It is their fearless leader! Wait, there he is. Hold on. King Ducky! Oh sorry, I should say Ducky the Great. Okay, so we're going to click K to start this, but I want to keep an eye on King Ducky. King Ducky will not go down without a fight! Let's go! Look at him go! Go, King Ducky! Oh, listen to them. The valiant war cries! They will not cage us in cages and eat us anymore! Oh, the duck's arranged! I have no idea! King Ducky goes in! Under a hail of eggs! Oh wow. Oh, who are they? Oh, they're attacking! They're running into the egg mess! And there is just a bloodbath! I think it was snowing there's that many eggs! Where is King Ducky? Is he underneath the pile of bodies? Oh, it looks like King Ducky is in here somewhere! There he is! Valiant mother of gold! Nobody can stop King Ducky! Yes! He's getting stuck in there! Oh, here we go! Oh, the knights coming in! The knights are coming out to meet the menace! Oh, and there he is! There's Action Man! And the archers is Action Man shooting King Ducky! I don't even know what... Well, this guy's kind of giving me like... You got this! It's anybody's game at this point! The imperial knights are trying to get through the hail storm! Oh, they're actually killing some! They're doing a great job! Oh, but then they just get absolutely taken over! They won! By the eggs! It was a valiant last stand! Look at this guy go! He runs in! And I don't even think he made it out of the bush! There he goes! He might have killed one! And the chickens are going in! They're making their advance! Oh, they are surrounding the foot soldiers! This is cool, by the egg! I wonder how the eggs would take the killer man! If you were just like throwing them up! Like this! He gets the speed! It was a super fast egg! But King Ducky's still going! He's still doing it! F's in chat for King Ducky when he dies! But it probably would. We never know. Oh, the chickens are launching the offensive! They're coming round! Here we go! Oh! That was the last imperial knight! They're about to take the city! Here we go! The last remaining stragglers! You've got so many archers here! Firing out! Oh, look at the arrows! The chickens are not paying them any attention! Oh, hold on! The eggs are coming now! The last foot soldier! There he goes! The last imperial knight! Can he kill a chicken? Can he? Oh, did he kill a chicken? I don't think he killed a chicken. Oh, there's some knights coming to the aid of the archers! Are they killing any chickens? It's hard to see through a flurry of feathers and eggs! Maybe one chicken died. I can't even see anything. Oh, God! Look at this! You've got some cowardice at the back here! Oh, this game promises to deliver some amazing battles. Actually, yeah, you can see the imperial knights kind of just stuck behind the archers there. You don't want to go out there! There was nothing but death! The coward arrived! He goes! He's shooting them! Where's King Ducky? Oh, King Ducky is still here! There is a huge mountain of bodies! I can't even smug of them! They're in blood! Ah! Finally an effort, King Ducky! I'm surprised that many chickens have avoided all these! I thought they would have, you know, just gone in and killed them all, but... Are the eggs even reaching? There's that many bodies. I don't think the eggs are reaching. Are they? Oh, no, I think they are. Slowly. Yep, they killed them one by one. Oh, Keanu Reeves. Oh, every now and again a knight braves the wilderness. Oh, look at him! He's moving! He's trying to dodge them! Oh, there he goes! Look at this brave knight! Look at him! Oh! They come out just to be absolutely assaulted! Humanity never saw this coming! The chickens revolve of 18 AD. Oh, BC, God knows. This could be AD, maybe it could be. Lord knows. I love how he's trying to do some cool dodges. Doesn't even have to reload those guns. But it is just death out there. They think it's snow. Forecast calls for a 90% chance of eggs and a 100% chance of death. Led by their fearless leader, King Ducky. Will King Ducky be able to take on Keanu Reeves? I don't know. He's taking a lot of damage. He's been out here for a long time. He doesn't do that much damage, but he's been taking it. Look at him go! So apparently there's been a lot of blood here, but look at this, there is just death here. As soon as you can see the pile of knights, they're literally piling up. And the symphony of sound effects through the chickens. Right, we need to see where these mantis shrimp are. Are they just stuck in the back? Wait, is that the noise they make? So the mantis shrimp, the patient is doing it. They're slowly waiting their turn, but look at how many chickens there are. So if we go up, this is what the battle looks like. Oh my God, they have stained this whole place red! I should have sent them to hold, not God. I wanted Keanu Reeves right up here so that everything had to go and find them. Oh, they have completely surrounded them. Oh, but wait, what? The eggs aren't hitting them? Wait, what? Oh, the eggs are falling short. Yeah, majority eggs are falling short. That is so weird. Oh, that guy's taking the eggs. Oh no! They're sort of hitting the back of them now. They've gotten closer. The mantis shrimp have pushed them a little bit forward. Nope, they don't even get out of the screen before they die. Oh, some eggs are firing through. Oh dear! Archers are now taking hits inside of the keep. Brogue eggs are splashing through and as archers are dying it's making more room for the night but they all need to go together. This single file technique can only work for Keanu Reeves. Oh! A little bit of a... Oh, wow! Whoa, what's going on? Oh, the mantis... There is a mantis shrimp here! He was hitting those dudes into the sky! Ha ha ha! Oh God, if some mantis shrimp get into here... Oh, there is! There is some mantis shrimp. Oh God! He's killing them! Oh, they're coming to King Ducky's rescue! I didn't need your help, you know. Oh, an Imperial Knight got in here! Oh my God! And that is it! There's only two left! One left and that's it! King Ducky! Where is he? Hi! Where is he, that brave soul? I don't even know. He was here a second ago. Did he die? I don't think he did die. He was there! He's probably running in with the rest of them! Tell me if you see a duck. King Ducky's got to be here somewhere. Keanu Reeves! I don't think there's anywhere to be seen! As he died, he might have died! There's only so many eggs that Keanu Reeves can eat before he dies! And finally the Knights are doing their best! But the mantis shrimp are coming in and just whacking them! They've got to hold the chicken egg, the crumbled egg tornado would be! It's not looking too well. Each one of them knows they're going into certain doom. And some of the archers are now completely backed away. They're like, the key pitch is taken! There is 10,000 of them there! Oh, he's slow-mo, right? Press P to toggle slow-motion. Oh, there we go! Oh, look at all the eggs! Oh, this is p- Oh no! He's dead! No! What is over here? Oh, you've got a knight! And you've got some shrimp! Oh, no, he dies! Look at all this! So much death! Is Keanu Reeves dead? I think he might be! I don't see him! Is he underneath all these bodies somewhere? War! War never changes! First F while pointing at a unit to possess. Ha ha ha! Who will be mine? Yes! I am an archer! Look at me go! Right, we've got this. So, C to battle cry. We need to go up here. This is it. Look at them! There's so many! Are they even firing? God knows, can I jump? I can't jump. Oh, I did damage! Look, she got one! Yeah! Oh God, the- Oh no, the keep is lost! Hit by something! Oh, and I'm rolling! Indeed! I don't know where I'm going! All right, guys! Oh, there I go! Bye! Are they through? Oh, gee. Imagine if you were in this battle and you saw this, you'd be like, Oh, there was no hope! There was no hope for anybody! Use the door! Open the door! Door! God, imagine just seeing that and like, yeah, instant death. Ah, I got this! Come on! Battle cry! Just dead. Just dead. Straight away, man. Yeah. It's not looking so good. Oh, it's King Ducky in! King Ducky is in! Made it to the fight! I want to be King Ducky. I want to be King Ducky. Hold on. King Ducky! Look at my amazing amount of health! Go, Ducky! Yes! We can do it! Yeah, you may hurt me, but you can't, because I'm wearing a helmet! I'm going to get this guy. I'm going to get him. I'm going to get him. Ah! I need to eat. Oh, 4 million damage! Did all the toes! That's the weak spots! Ah! Yes! I've led your knights away! Now there's nobody defending the front of the keep! This is freaking Monty Python! It's the wear rabbit! The wear, Ducky! Go! Right, what's happened to the front while I did that? Oh, the mantas shrimp. Look at them run! As soon as they hit the arches, that's it! They go flying! I kind of want to be a mantas shrimp. Hold on. Yes! Yes! Mantas shrimp is me! Oh my God, there's nothing you can do! I'm going to say, Oh, I'm a mantas shrimp! So much death! No! And eventually, it consumes you. Yeah, it's over. There is nothing left of this kingdom, but rotten eggs. Oh my God! Just absolutely decimated! Look at them go! Then you can stand a chance to find yucca everywhere. The final archer! Oh, and now where do they go? Where are we running, boys? I want to run with you. Let me be part of your shrimp brethren. I want to help the duck king. I'm going to help the duck king! Come on! Where's my king? There he is! My lord, my liege. I've got your back. For too long, these humans have polluted our waters. Ah! T1! The battle is over. The kingdom has been taken. Blood has been spilt this day. But it was for a reason. This day shall be remembered for what it was. A purification of this world. May the chickens shrimp and our king ducky be forever in peace. Bye! Oh, we need to do one more, man. That was so much fun. Hell, yeah. It's beautiful. The hell's that? God powers selected. Non-num keys or mouse wheel. Shotgun smite. Oh, my, oh, my God. Okay. Wow. Oh, wait, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, it's coming down to the Romans. Oh, okay. Well, I have certain God powers I didn't even know about. So hello. Welcome back. This time we have an amazing amount. 200,000 duggies. We're led by, of course, King Dog. He was had a little bit of an nerve because he was way too powerful last time. And now it does, like, 1,000 damage and has 100,000 health. So it should be able to be killed, I think. Also joining them is, I think over here. God, because, yeah, there's 200,000 of these dogs. There's also like 1,000 chickens because I think they're a bit OP with all those eggs. A bit too many. And all the way over here to where my flood has kind of went. Is it still? Is it going to hit them? If it does, is it going to kill them? Please don't kill them. I didn't know what I was doing. I swear. Oh, it stopped. Oh, fantastic. Well, we'll see if that makes a difference in the battle. We have 10,000 Roman soldiers led by, well, actually, nobody. We've also got, we'll call these conscripts at the side, as well as some freakin' catapults as well. There's a legion of, yeah, there we go. A legion of Romans, a legion of archers as well. I mean, no, there's going to be too much of a difference because if I blast a shotgun wave, how many is that going to kill? Oh, they don't die. They poop in their feathers. Oh, that's why we didn't see any dead bodies. Okay, let's go. Let's stop this battle. I don't even know where King Ducky is. What is one of these? No, the Romans are going to touch the water and will they die? No, no, they're sort of wading through the water. That's good, yes. And then all of a sudden... Ah, shotgun! Well, that will switch into slow mode. Yes, look at them. Look at all these Romans. And we've got, I think, 10 catapults as well. Yeah, you may as well get them some heavy, heavy lifting artillery, because why not? Here it is, the first fight. Yo, that's a duck on two, three, four. Oh, ducks are dying everywhere. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, there we go. The first kill of the ducks. That's not all. Look at them. There's so many of them. I mean, look at them. Oh, the catapults are hit now. They're firing. The arrows are flinging through. There's a lot of dying ducks. Like, every puff is a duck. And the catapults are killing, like, 20 ducks at a time. So, as you can see, almost 1,000 ducks have died. And almost 200 people have died. They need to hold the line. Don't let the ducks break through. Look at these. These are Romans, though. They've got armor on and big shields, and a lovely big feather on top of their head. But the ducks, however, also have a helmet. So we have to bear that in mind. Oh, hold on. We should take control of a Roman soldier at the front. Here we go. What's it like if he just runs into all the ducks? Oh, he does die very quick. Do not underestimate the ducks. You will not make it very far. There is so many. It's like a tidal wave of ducks. Say nothing. There is also a tidal wave of Roman soldiers. And they also have archers, which are helping. And catapults. There they are, hidden in the woods, keeping out of reach of the scrambled egg omelet, shooty things. Oh, hold on. Somebody's broken through, have they? What's going on here? They're running away. Why are they running away? I'm so confused. You've got to protect your catapults. Protect the pults. Oh, oh, oh, the ducks coming around the other side. What's happening? Have they decided they've got this? I mean, definitely. And look at the plumage just going up there. Oh, the catapults destroys them. But as soon as a plunge of a stone blows up loads of ducks, there's more to fill in this space of where they've fallen. I say, brethren, way too much, don't I? Brethren, yes. There's 200,000 small ducks. One will eventually dip in your toes and you'll die. Where's the advances of the other ducks? Oh, they're coming around. They've killed a catapult. Oh, this isn't good. Oh, there's too many of them. Look at this. Oh, it's like freaking Dita being eaten by the Cops of Nathus in the Lost World. He might be able to kill one. When a bunch of them pile on, I don't know how long he's going to survive. God, he's down. Oh, no, there's another dude. Oh, they're not going for the catapults. Well, I guess nobody said they had brains. They definitely have the numbers, though. Look at them go. They need to reinforce that flank. They've already lost, like, two catapults. There might just be one catapult, though. Oh, you can actually see the end of the duck horde. Look at all the explosion, man. It's a thing of beauty. And you see a poof. Oh, the Romans are coming in now. All the few ducks that try to Leroy Jenkins it are now just instantly dead. They tried their best. They really did. They got some catapults. They're still kind of pouring down. If they keep this amount of reinforcements up, the Romans will not know. Oh, one guy got caught out. This is it. It could be good night for them. Yes, they got a victory for the ducks. We've got a side of the duck, though. Come on. I want to be one of you. I'll be turned to them. There he is. Hold on. Let's do the war cry. Oh, OK. There we go. Go, Ducky. Go, Ducky. Go. Are you doing any damage? No. Well, I think I died. Did I pop? I think I popped. Yep, I popped. Yep, I'm gone. They're still coming down. Oh, what's going on? Oh, these archers. OK, yeah, I forgot about that. There's loads of archers still firing into this mess. Did you call a cowardice to stay this far behind? Or just smart. Either or, I suppose. Oh, poosh. Oh, my God. The war started here. The duck swarmed around. And the Romans have pulled it all the way back, all the way up the hill. And look at that. There was a lot of death here for a while. I feel like King Ducky's died. I don't know where he died, but somewhere. Somewhere he met his end. I love that they are still just floating in. Just because they die so. Oh, look at them go. Once they're falling. Whee. They don't die when they fall. That's good. What if we just opened up a line? They still, they just flood in the Romans. It does not help. We're going to flood. Let's put a little bit of a flood at the top. Yeah. Yeah, she comes. Maybe a little bit more. There you go. Roosh. Is this going to be the end for a lot of ducks? Or is it going to push them? I don't even know what this is going to do. Oh, no, it doesn't seem to be doing much actually. Is it? Is it going to push the Romans down? No, it's like nothing happened. Well, that's interesting. There's still water down there though. I guess maybe it drowns them. Oh, it actually washes the blood. Oh, that's good. Making tough stains disappear like magic. Oh, look how close they are now. They can see victory inside from the front line, the end of the duckies. They used to go on for an attempt, and now it doesn't. This line's thinning. The line's thinning. They're coming round. The Romans have got the advantage. Oh, they're falling over. Look at the roll. Look at this guy. I should do that with a full armour on. Like a full set of armour on his shield and everything. This is strong. Maybe this is where the ducks will pull their numbers, and maybe the Romans will push in from the north and then the ducks will curve round from the south. If you look at this, look! There's only a couple of Romans here, and they're about to break through. So yeah, they may progress from the left flank, because you can see them coming round there, but we're just going to turn the battle from horizontal to vertical, like the other way. Yes! They've broken through and they've split the battle up. Oh, you hate to see it. So now this is going to be its own battle. The ducks are kind of trying their best. Where are the chickens though? What are you doing? Die! Why are you not doing anything? Yes! There we go, the chickens. All it took was some motivational death. Get moving! It's strong. The Roman side here is super strong. Duck side weak, but then over here, duck side strong. Roman side weak. Yeah, this is it. This is what you want. If your team duck, there's a couple of Romans holding the back line there. Oh, the chickens are coming in now. There you go. They're getting their back up, scrambled eggs and everything. Oh, there you go. A little vanguard detachment going in to just try and take on the ducks. I'm sorry, the chickens, but they are just being obliterated. The ducks could have used this so long ago. Oh, now I'm not sure. Now that the chickens are involved, I'm really not sure how this is going to go. Yeah, look at this. There's not many ducks on this side, but now that the chickens are involved, maybe if we take control of just one guy. Yeah, look at them. They're going around. Oh, they're pushing forward. Yeah, they're distracted. Go, go, go! Die, chicken! No! Die! Kill him! Kill him! No kills yet. One kill. The ducks. Oh, yeah, yes, yes. Oh, the chickens have done their best. Oh, and I'm dead. I don't know. When this match started, I thought it was going to be a clear victory for the ducks. The Romans have proved me wrong time and time again. And now I think most of the ducks are dead and they are starting to launch an offensive over at the chickens. There's only a couple of ducks to stop them to hold them away. Oh, they focused fire. That was good. But this is it. I don't know. Oh, another focused fire on the left there. Oh, he didn't get close enough. And now... Oh, there's a lot that's hadn't trickled in here. There's a little sacrificial hoisin duck patrol. Hadn't gone in there. Then the chickens surely would have been done for, but they've plugged them up and now the eggs can just quickly just patch them up. Oh, the last Roman! What's your thought? I hate eggs. Oh, that's it. They split up the battle. The ducks have lost this one. Oh, they're all going to go. They've surrounded the Romans with coil brown. And that's it. All the ducks are dead from that side. Oh, the right-hand side that looked so strong. Oh, no! This is it. This is the end for the chickens and the ducks. They did so well. They lost 10,000 troops these Romans did. But this is it. The final bit. There's only one thing the ducks can do now. Let's call in... Oh, man, that was beautiful. Oh, the Romans are still losing. How far did that blast go on for? Did it kill all the archers? It did. It killed all the archers. All of the catapults. Everything, I think, died. Even the Romans that were over here were trying to scale the cliff for whatever reason. Met an undimely demise. You can see the swathes every time a Roman advance approached and got battled thrust back by eggs. It tried time and time again before they finally were able to snatch jaws of victory. No, not that one. So, guys, if you've enjoyed this video, leave a like. Let me know in the comments. What kind of troops we should face up against or try and just kind of a lot of things we could do. We've only done two so far. If you enjoyed it, leave a like. And until next time, I'll see you cuties later. Oh, wait, battle duck won? What?