 So you don't know how to cook and you don't know how to clean and you still want to get married How dare you what is your wife gonna come home to dirty house and no food? I? Don't know what married woman needs to hear this Actually, I do it's like 50% of the married women on this app Never wanting to bang your husband and then coming on here to make fun of that fact Isn't a flex. Why brag about the fact that you're a wife So I took my boys off to eat last night Went out sat down at the restaurant a few minutes later a really attractive waitress came up to me and She was flirting with me. She was like hinting that she was single like a single mom Even told me her work schedule Like was asking me questions started interacting with my kids and was like phenomenal with him. She was Like like squatted down talking to my three-year-old on his level. I mean it was pretty awesome I thought man this girl is not only beautiful, but she's really sweet And I know how waitresses like to get tips and stuff like that But it just felt different than most of the time like when I grow out somewhere So I decided I was gonna ask her out. So before we left I asked her out and her response was oh, no I said, oh, do you have a boyfriend? She goes. No, I'm just not interested. But you guys seem really cool though I don't get it. I don't know what I'm doing wrong like I've been flirted with on tiktok Actually hasn't been much in a while because I haven't I'm just not as active anymore But I've been flirting on tic with tiktok quite a bit, but in real life. It doesn't happen Every time I give a girl my number like Not long ago I went out with a couple friends saw this girl. I thought was attractive She was with two other friends. I gathered courage and I what I had written my name a number on a napkin gathered courage I walked over introduced myself to all of them bottom all drinks and Gave a girl my number, you know introduce myself to her specifically And she just kept turning and looking all night Before we left and never got a text. I Don't know what I'm doing wrong. I see these guys who are just pieces of shit They do drugs drug dealers No job no license no motivation. They cheat they abuse the girls that they're with But yeah, these women get stuck on them. I don't I don't understand it like I'm not really out I don't want to fix somebody But God, it would be nice just to have a date for the first time in a while You know like get to know somebody and like really get to know somebody I'm just blown away. I call my best friend I said I thought I Don't know what I'm doing wrong Like I'll be 35 in October and I have been single for the better part of three and a half years And it Women don't approach me before you say let it come to you. They don't they just it's so rare I've tried online dating that doesn't work either the only people that would match with me or people like women with only fans who Want me to subscribe? It's one thing I can't believe and that's how the nerves is a lot of your DMs But then have the audacity to be ugly as fuck like make it make sense Thank you at this point is getting a little disrespectful reasons I'm being evicted out of my apartment Explosives being lit off on the property I give this one a seven out of ten because it's about fireworks that were lit off across the street from my property And there's no proof that we did it but I do like my landlord's intuition and immediately assuming it was us And it shows that we know how to party noise complaints I give this one a two out of ten because it was a huge oversight from my landlord to let 221-year-old live here and not expected to be a front house and because it shows that they let other tenants in who are super lame harassing other tenants I give this one a ten out of ten because I thought that the wording was a very creative way to just say that We were being noisy and also the ingenuity and just finding one more reason to kick us out blows my mind Lastly the wording was very very eloquent and just making us seem like men's sister society having more than three people on our porch I give this one a negative 12 out of 10 just because there's no reason that they should have rented this apartment The balcony can't handle three people standing on it I Am absolutely that sh** crazy, but my throat game Immaculate high-risk High reward Genuine question. Why are some guys intimidated by strong women when I mean strong? I mean opinionated who are advocates who have something to say who have a lot to say who are not afraid Who are stubborn? like why? The f**k up Let him lay all the cards out there for you so that you can figure out what his intentions are never ask a guy What his intentions are? Let him show you is he going to give you a three-carat ring? Is he gonna give you a house in your name? Is he going to give you a car? Is he going to make sure that your next three generations are provided for otherwise? Why are you wasting time playing house with literally a boy? Are you 12 years old? He's looking for a husband Tell me your man doesn't want other men flirting with you without telling me What I look like when I met my boyfriend Hi Dan, I just moved in next door. I'm a supermodel. I don't care who the IRS sends. I am not paying taxes I was in the rehearing section or rehearing docket of child support court the other day It's where a judge hears a case a second time after a magistrate's already made a ruling If one of the parties is dissatisfied with what happened before the magistrate They can ask a judge to hear it a new judge and that judge will consider it again and make a new ruling Problem is it takes about six to nine months to get into that court that rehearing court Well, this one guy was in there representing himself and I was sitting there waiting for my turn And I was listening to the guy up there and the judge looked down at him and said sir Are you sure you want to go forward with this rehearing or you just want to be satisfied with what the magistrate did? Turns out the magistrate had set child support at about 450 bucks Problem was that was about six or seven months ago. He had a new job now making more money He wanted his day in court a second time and he got it judge raised his child support to six hundred bucks Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut But you won't even let me ask the question before you try to answer Why you so rude to your daddy But that doesn't give you a reason to be ruled you got to honor your mother and your father I Get that much, but you don't have to be ruled about it. I know that I heard you the first four times But you still need to stop being rude. That's the whole thing about it Because I'm the parent you can't tell me nothing that's the thing You definitely can but you can do that without being rude as well, that's the whole thing that's the key You don't be rude and you don't be disrespectful Okay, but you don't have to talk over me But you don't have to talk over me so if you don't want to talk and you're gonna talk over me You could just be quiet and let me say what I got to say you get that from your mama But I love you and I miss you anyway Just a little bit of real talk for a minute. If you're gonna talk to a single mom or date a single mom I hope that you have real intention to that person Because when we get heartbroken We don't just Get to choose to come home and be alone. We have to smile When it's time to pick the kids from school And we have to put them to bed and we have to be happy mom And when y'all come into our lives Playing games or messing with us It makes our lives a hundred times harder Don't mess with single moms