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YouTomb Gravesite Hosting Commercial -- Now With a Brand New Soul Sucking Layout!

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Published on Mar 8, 2012

Music by Kevin Macleod
Have you been getting too much traffic to your site? Tired of channel comments and excessive views? Try new gravesite hosting by YouTomb. Choose one of our corpse-colored plots and feel the earth settle above you as your channel takes a dirt nap for all eternity.
We've changed our homepage to allow more people to miss your new videos, and made it harder to see what your fellow YouTombers have liked and favorited. We've innovated to dampen the annoying sound of clicks and amplify the chirping of crickets.
But if you think we've abandoned our most easy-to-use features in the name of progress, you're wrong. If you enjoy trolling, spamming, or flagging videos that threaten your ego, you'll find these activities as easy and enjoyable as ever. We'll even continue to freely grant partnership requests to: racists, reply whores, and pseudo-scientific charlatans.
Let's hear what users have been saying about the new YouTomb. "I love the new gravesite layout. There's so much more peace and quiet." "Sorry, I can't hear you, can you speak up?" "What? Oh, sorry. There's so much more peace and quiet. People used to watch my videos all the time. Now I can't even get any new subscribers. This is fantastic!"
Don't leave your channel above ground for the whole world to see. Switch to the new mandatory layout and watch your view counts go six feet under!
Side effects may include anonymity, boredom, loss of interest, and subscriber count flat line. Please use at your own risk or screw you and go somewhere else if you want a lot of people visiting your channel. YouTomb is not responsible for helping build community, facilitating dialogue or stimulating the expression of new ideas. It's a ******* graveyard for ****** sakes. If you want community, go to a VFW hall or a ******** singles bar, you stupid, ******* ***hole.

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