 Game of Thrones season one, episode nine, Baylor. It's a little chilly in this room right here. It's always cold in this room. Goodness gracious. You know what I noticed? Look, it says what house they're in beside it. Besides the character's name. Look, Lannister Peanut Dinklage. I never noticed that, dude. Well, what house is that with the flower? The, um, what is that? The Tyrells. Are you right about that? I don't know. I guess we'll find out, right? To be honest, there's one thing that popped up though. Like, for real, I've seen them, but I never really even noticed them. Me either, until just now. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Wait, can you pause it for one second? I want to say something. I just want to say guys, a lot of people gave us some hate for Danny and Cal Drogo's relationship. And I just want to say, honestly, that's the vibe we got. I don't even know what scenes they're talking about, to be honest. I think everyone's talking about different scenes. I mean, I think that they're into each other. Sure. I'm just saying like she definitely is like into him because she thinks that he has an opportunity to win her and Iron Throne. Right. I mean, if he was a weasel, like I don't think that she'd be into him. Right. Okay. That's all I'm saying. Good day, my lord. Well, if is it? Many still love you. The dancer came to court this morning. Plead for your life. And her knees begging for me. Did you laugh with the others? You do me wrong, my lord. Your blood is the last thing I want. I don't know what you want. I've been up trying to get. When I was still a boy. Storytime. Before the hot night. Ow, I did. I traveled with a group of actors through the free cities. They taught me that each man has a role to play. The same is true at court. I am the master of whispers. My role is to be sly, sequious, and without scruples. I am a good actor, my lord. You free me from this bed? I could. But will I? No. As I said, I'm no hero. I mean, tell me. Not stories. Tell me what you want. Peace. Did you know that your son is marching south with an army of Northmen fighting for his father's freedom? Rob. Two bees. Just a boy. Boys have been conquerors before. Lord Stannis has the best claim to the throne. Stannis Baratheon is Robert's true heir. The throne is his by rights. Sansa pleaded so sweetly for your life it would be a shame to throw it away. He's just a noble bro. I come on. You want me to serve the woman who murdered my king or crippled my son? I want you to serve the realm. Tell the queen you will confess your vile treason and proclaim Joffrey as the true heir. If you give her the peace she needs and promise to carry her secret to your grave, I believe she will allow you to take the black and live out your days on the wall. You think my life is some precious thing to me as I would trade my honor for a few more years of wall? Oh, he thinks really little of where his son went. Jon Snow. Learn that craft and you learnt it well. I grew up with soldiers and learned how to die a long time ago. Dang, he's giving up. Such a pity. What of your daughter's life, my lord? I know. Yeah, he's in a conundrum, man. Because various to say and very specifically, it's not about serving Joffrey. It's not about serving the queen or doing what's right. It's about keeping peace in the, what do you call it? The realm. Yeah. Serve the realm. They just shot it down. How come? Oh, that's... Who is that? The guy who killed Jon Wick's dog. Oh, Theon? Yeah. It's a birthday message to his grandniece, Walder. So Walderfrey would have you think. Keep shooting them down. We can't risk Lord Walder sending word of your movements to the Lannisters. We can't expect his support. Expect nothing of Walderfrey and you'll never be surprised. Look, Father Rotts in the dungeon. How long before they take his head? We need to cross the Trident We've got five times his numbers. You can take the twins if you have to. Not in time. Tire in Lannister, marches north as we speak. Have my horse saddled and ready. Enter the twins alone. He'll sell you to the Lannisters as he likes. Or slit your throat. So they have to pass this? My father would do whatever it took to secure our crossing. Bridge against? If I'm going to lead this army, I can't have other men doing my bargaining for me. I agree. I'll go. You can't. I have known Lord Walder since I was a girl. He would never harm me. Unless there was a prophet in it. Oh, true. The Lannisters could pay him off, right? Right. And this guy's not exactly friendly. And what do you want? Is that him? It is a great pleasure to see you again after so many years, my Lord. Oh, spare me. Your boy's too proud to come before me himself. What am I supposed to do with you? Father, you forget yourself. Lady Stark. Who asked you? You're not Lord Frey yet. Do I look dead to you? Your mother will still be a milkmaid if I have you into her belly. Guys a little rougher on the edges, ain't he? You come forward. I'll be like, no, I'm good right here. I've observed the courtesy. Is there somewhere we can talk? We're talking right now. Find out all of here. I don't know how this is about to go. You see that? Fifteen, she is a little flower. And her honey is all mine. That was just the grossest way to put that ever. I'm sure she will give you many, sons. Your father didn't come to the wedding. He is quite ill, my Lord. He didn't come to the last one either. Or the one before that. Your family's always pissed on me. My Lord, I... Don't deny it. Fine, Lord Tully would never marry any of his children to mine. I'm sure there were reasons for that. I didn't need reasons. I needed to get rid of sons and daughters. You see how they pile up? Why are you here? To ask you to open your gates, my Lord. So my son and his banner men may cross the Trident and be on their way. Why should I let him? He has 20,000 men outside your walls. There'll be 20,000 corpses when Tywin Lannister gets here. Don't try and frighten me, ladies' star. Your husband's in a cell beneath the red keep. Oh, he already knows. You swore an oath to my father. Oh, yes. I said some words. And I swore oaths to the crown, too, if I remember right. Joffrey's king now, which makes your boy and his corpses to be nothing but rebels, it seems to me. Out of all the sense that God gave a fish, I hand you both over to the Lannisters. Give me one good reason why I should waste a single thought on any of you. That seems to be some of the energy. Some people just don't want to get involved. We're able to use that hand. I thought a wolf was more appropriate for you than... Oh, that's clean. Look at that. That has a wolf. Looks as well for a wolf as a bear, I think. That's pretty cool. I told you my boy was a long wolf. Thanks for that. This is Valyrian's tea. It's my father's sword. The Mormons have carried it for five centuries. Dang, that's crazy, because Jorah's his son and he didn't even get that sword. Jon Snow got it. It's an honor to our house, but he had the grace to leave the sword before he fled from Westeros. I know that you honor me, but I can't. Oh, you can. And you will. I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for you and you. Beast, bloody dead man trying to kill me. He's a true believer, huh? Mm-hmm. You know more about it. I don't think this means I approve of this nonsense with you and I as a thorn. As a man's sword, take a man to wield it. I'll apologize to Salas tonight. No, you won't. I sent him to King's Landing yesterday. The hand that your wolf tore off that thing's wrist, I swear. Ordered thorn to lay it at the feet of this boy king. You should get young Joffrey's attention. Oh my God. That's good, because that drama was kind of getting old. Something had to give there. Bring me my supper. So he kind of likes him. He is training him to be the leader. Basically, yeah. I didn't, I really didn't think he was gonna do that. Yeah, that. How can he have a family though? Because Jorah's his son, how can he have a family he's in the Night's Watch? You're not supposed to have sons. Well, maybe you had a family before. Maybe you have to abandon them. Oh. Yeah, basically that white walker showing up just sped up the process a little bit. Mm-hmm. Show us the sword. Sword, sword, sword, sword. Sword, sword. I'll be like, no, no, no, that's enough. Give me my sword back. I don't trust you guys. I can't. I'm really not supposed to say, and yet you really want to say. So bad. You say that it was a raven. I read the message to Maester Raymond. She brought the rob. Oh no. What about him? He's heading south to war. And he can't even help. That's crazy. All his bannermen are rallied to his side. He'll keep him safe. That's what I'm saying. He's just. And limbo. Mentally, he just doesn't want to be there. I don't know why he even went here, man. I mean, I do. You guys explained why he went actually, but that just sucks. He has so much more to offer the world than to just sit on that wall. But I guess, ultimately, that could be very important with the white walkers. Yeah, maybe we'll be good to the story for that. Well. What'd he say? What'd he say? Lord Walder has granted your crossing. Oh, let's go. His men are yours as well. Wow. You will be taking on his son, Oliver, as your personal squire. Fine, fine. And Arya will marry his son, Waldron, when they both come of age. She won't be happy about that. Dang. Ain't that crazy? They don't even know where she is right now. You will marry one of his daughters, whichever you prefer. Bro, all that just to pass a bridge. You can keep your men. To get a look at his daughters? The unbluffing Adam. And? One was. Are they just ugly or something? Right, yeah. Well, you saw him. He looked like freaking Saundersman. The non-consent. Dang, he's doing what God has to be done. You know, ultimately, he could just go back on his word when the time comes about that marrying the daughter thing. Maybe he can offer to cut the grass a couple summers. With a sword. Right. Get that nice cut. He said they had four times as many men. Why don't they just go in there and demand they just cross? Because I guess ultimately you want peace. Yeah, because they got to have some. And he's fighting with them. His men are fighting with him minus the 400. I know, but that lady went in there and basically had to offer to her kids just to pass a bridge. Like, that's kind of crazy. Yeah, well, they got to risk it all for Ned's life, right? Yeah, ultimately, yeah. Aw. Sam said you wanted to see me. Did you ever wonder why the men of the Night's Watch take no wives and father, no children? Tell us, Master Remy. No. Sure, they will not love. Love is the death of duty. Yeah, that's true. Today should ever come when your Lord Father was forced to choose. What would he do? He'd do whatever was right, no matter what. And Lord Stark is one man in 10,000. Most of us are not so strong. What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms? Or a brother's smile? Good questions. Sam told you. Oh, we all do our duty when there's no cost to it. Honor comes easy then. I always convince them to stay. Sooner or later, in every man's life, there comes a day when it is not easy. But he is my father, and Rob is my brother. The gods were cruel when they saw fit to test my vow. They waited till I was old. What could I do when the ravens brought the news from the south? The death of my family. I was helpless, blind, frail. When I heard they had killed my brother's son and his poor son and the children, even the little children. My father was Micah, the first of his name. My brother, Egan, reigned after him. He's on the conqueror. I had refused the throne. And he was followed by his son, Ares, whom they called the Mad King. You're Aemon Targaryen. Whoa. Is that a punishment? I will not tell you. Stay or go. You must make that choice yourself. He looks Targaryen, doesn't he? Well, they're not all dead, like people think. They're dispersed and kind of like kept on the low in a way, yeah. Are we in Essos now? Hey, let's go. Let's see what these little birds up to. Geez Louise. Oh, geez, get a room. Oh, my God. She was right in, what is it called, autopilot? Bro, is it that? It's that cut he? Oh, my God. It's that cut he got. He doesn't know about infections, does he? They are thousands of miles away from my home. My name is Mithrat. I'm from Mithrat. I'm from Mithrat. I'm from Kishia. Oh. I'm from Kishia. I'm from Kishia. Oh, he got tired of listening to her mouth, huh? He said I must speak up. Dang, I guess head position of cow is easy to take. Well, I guess I'm starting to realize cow isn't like king. I guess king is something you swear allegiance to and it's like a construct, but a cow just means like the leader of the pack at the time. Mm-hmm. And it could be like tested. Right, absolutely. At any moment, Ezeems. Oh, there's Tyrion. A boy may lack experience and sense, but he does have a sudden mindless provincial courage. I do hope your savages are gonna be of some use. Great hairy one in sisterly must have two battle axes. Shagalax axes. When the battle commences, you and your wildlings will be in the vanguard. Me and the tribesmen on the front lines. Oh, he's trying to get him killed. Oh my gosh. Last night, moon brother stabbed a stone crow over a sausage. Three stone crows seized the moon brother and opened his throat. Ulth is demanding blood money, which Shagalax and Tecuntha refused to pay. What sort of black discipline will be no more discussion or no matter? Oh my gosh. He's always saying his dad doesn't love him. He obviously doesn't. He wasn't on the front lines with wildlings. I thought they were like stone crows. Is that the same thing? I don't know. They were like wildlings to me. They were like crazy. Where did you find one so pretty at this hour? I took her from Sir, what's his name? The odds of me living long enough for him to retaliate have just dropped drastically. We'll be at the vanguard tomorrow. Oh well. I think I'll go and find myself one. Does that mean he's gonna die? I think they think that they are. Who would you like me to be? What did your mother call you? Shay, what did your mother call you? My mother died giving birth to me. Is that why I'm here? So we can talk about our mothers? What sort of accent is that? What do you want from me? I want you to share my tent. Is this Tyrion farting right now? I guess so. Rub my legs when they are sore after a day's ride. I want you to take no other man to bed. And what do I get? One, safety. Two, the pleasure of my company. So he just hired a girlfriend? I think so, yeah. Do you accept my proposal? He really has a whole identity thing with that goal, doesn't he? It gets him what he wants on it. Yeah, I guess so. Let's start with your last night in this world. No down payment or nothing. What would you give him? Chicken soup? Not milk with a poppy. Khaleesi. He's very strong. No one understands how strong he is. Oh, you see the infection, how black he got? Whoa. Are they covering up with something? Cause that looks crazy. Oh my gosh, it's really close to his heart. We'll die tonight, Khaleesi. He can't. He can't. I won't let him. Even a queen doesn't have that power. Oh my God, what are they gonna do? Let's go quickly. I've heard there's a good port in Asha. I won't leave him. It's already gone, Khaleesi. Even if he dies, why would I run? I am Khaleesi and my son will be Carl after Drogo. This is in Westeros where men honor blood. They're the only honor strength. We just said that. You won't want any rivals. Your boy will be plucked from your breast and given to the dogs. Oh no. I won't leave him. Of course. Uh-uh, he needs to go. The wound has festered. Yerjin. Makai, avosilek nemene meziza. Ashafko vo zali nemene meziza. Oh, he might just do it anyways. Kisha, vos aziza kishafka akka. My God, fuck it. Mezin khaleesi shafki. Kaashkoi koi tiradise. Medrivoi bevosi. Oh. Anha, vos zavek. Anha koi zarvosi. Ejavorsi. Yeah, that doesn't work over here. Talking about some dragons. Where they at? I think you should wear your armor tonight, sir. I think you're right. Braum's dressed up. I need them to make a recovery because I really want to get them ships moving. He's beyond the healer skills. All I can do is ease his path. Save him and I will free you. I swear it. He must know a way. Some magic. She said what magic? There is a spell. Aw, damn. She is a witch. Some would say death is cleaner. Aw. Do it. Save him. There is a price. You have gold. Whatever you want. It's not a matter of gold. This is blood magic. Death pays for life. My death. No, not your death, Khaleesi. Oh. Bring me his horse. Wait, she's about to do a spell on him? The show's got spells. I guess. Have we seen the spell? Have I missed it? Maybe dead. No, not hurt no worse. Maybe it's like a spell. You know, like one of the spells that don't work. Khaleesi, do not do this thing. Kill her and you kill your car. It is fucked with him. I am your Khaleesi. I tell you what is forbidden. Oh, don't hurt the horse. Bra, I'm so confused. She's doing magic right now. You do? You must go also, lady. Once we begin to sing, no one must enter the tent. The dead will dance here tonight. That poor horse isn't going to go through some crazy junk. No one will enter. Aw. Bring him back to me. Bra, that was wild, dude. Like what in the world? That poor horsey. That woman's brave as hell for doing that in front of all these people. Everyone in this tribe wants her dead and she just did that. What have you done? I have to save him. We could have been 10 miles away from here by now on the way to Aishai. We would have been safe. Oh, my God. Oh, God, violence broke out. She's pregnant and you're not gonna hurt her like that? Let's go. Oh, it's like I'm up. Oh, my gosh. She's just inside doing that ritual you hear. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh. The baby's coming. How far along is she? I thought she just got pregnant. I don't know. She looked pretty pregnant. Her baby's about to be like this big. You know what? You know what really just kind of hit me though? I'm sitting here shocked at the fact that I'm going on. That like I'm seeing all these spells and stuff, but this movie has like walking demons or walking like... White walkers. White walkers, whatever that is, like zombies or something. You look like you're an agony. Fire is burning your pretty soft skin. Are you immune to pain? Just used to it? Oh, God. I'm not good. They're playing a drinking game. Right. Let's play a new game. There's a bravosi knife game I could teach you. Does it involve the potential for losing fingers? No, if you win. No knife games. Let's do something I'm good at. What are you good at? Spending money. I make a statement about your past. If I'm right, you drink. If I'm wrong, I drink. I'll know if you're lying. I don't want to play this game. Fine. Bron first. What, the game boring now? Your father beat you. But my mother hit harder. You killed your first man before you were 12. It was a woman. She swung an axe at me. You've been north of the wall. Dang. What brought you up there? Work. You once loved a woman many years ago, but it turned out badly so you've never let yourself live again. Oh, wait, that's me. Oh. Look at the fun we're having. Your mother was a whore. Drink. She wasn't it. Your father left the family when you were very young, never to return. Drink. He's just assuming she came from a broken home or something. Yeah. We've established rules. You came from somewhere and you wanted to be elsewhere. The old shit-staying world could drink off that one. What's the specifics? What's a low-born girl to do? Drink. She is mysterious. Are you sure? Drink. And don't talk about my mother and father ever, or I will carve your eyes from your head. Dear lady, if I have offended you, I apologize. My turn. All right. Ask away. Who are you in love with? That's not how the game works. I don't care the way the game works. Our lord here used to be married. He used to be married. Dang. Another night, perhaps. It's not a pleasant story. Aw. Or maybe I will cry. Yeah, open up, Tyrion. Let's go. Have a little story time. My brother Jamie and I were riding when we heard a scream. She ran out onto the road with two men on her heels. Jamie scared away the men easily enough while I wrapped her in my cloak. Jamie hunted down the rapers. I took her to the nearest inn and fed her. Her name was Taisha and she was hungry. Together we finished off three chickens and a flagon of wine. Dang. It seems there was a time when I was unaccustomed to wine. I forgot how afraid I was around girls. I was always waiting for them to laugh at me. Look away embarrassed or ask me about my tall handsome brother. I forgot about everything, but Taisha. And somehow I found myself in her bed. For three chickens I should hope so. I didn't know what the hell I was doing. She kissed me afterwards and sang me a song. Aw. You ain't never sang me a song. A few lies, a few gold coins, one drunk conception. And there you have it, man and wife. They basically did it like in Vegas. They got married in Vegas. Right, yeah. And so bit up and told my father. First my father had Jamie tell me the truth. Jamie had arranged the whole thing, all of it. That's crazy. He thought it was time I had a woman. Wow. After my brother confessed, my father brought in my wife and gave her to his guards. He paid her well. Silver for each man. He brought me into the barracks and made me watch. Wow. By the end, she had so much silver that the coins were slipping through her fingers and rolling onto the floor. That's like terrible, bro. No worries. No wonder you're like what you are. You should have known. I was 16 drunk and in love. You're still young and stupid. How is he supposed to be in this? Like late 20s maybe? I'm not sure. Early 30s? Ron's like, all right. Gotta go. Go. Yeah. You're sleeping through the wall. What? They stole the night's march on us. They're a mile north. Oh my God. Wake up. Squire. You don't have a squire. No, where's she about to go? You'll be dead. How will you know? True that. I don't think she loves you very much, cheering. What in the world? He's like hungover too, isn't he? Yeah. He barely knows where he's at. Stay low. Stay low. If you're looking, no one will notice you. His armor is kind of cool though. Right. He kind of looks like Jamie with it. With the lion on the side and stuff. He's rallying everyone. Yeah. That's crazy. He's in the front line. Onward to claim what is yours. You hear him, like, deepening his voice a little bit? Offward. Offward. What a warrior. This is corny, bro. He said, tobacco. Oh. He got knocked out, bro. What the heck? Is he trampled it? No shot. There's no way. Did they just trample him? What the heck? He's about to sleep through this whole war. This is the only reason. Oh my God. It's brutal. Did they win? That was the Northman. Is he floating? No, they're dragging him. It looks like, oh God. You're a shit warrior. You're alive. Good shot, Bron. What did it say? I'm glad he was there. What did it say? Living. Did we win? We wouldn't be having this conversation if we didn't. They beat him. Rob's people. Oh, so you're going to be rooting for both armies in a way this whole series. Oh my God. That's crazy. Because you're kind of like, you're kind of indeterian and Bron and, oh, that's crazy. But I want Rob to win. Right. Good of you to notice. Oh, there he is. Right there. That tyrant. The Scouts were wrong. There were 2,000 stockpound men, not 20. Did we get the stock boy at least? He wasn't here. What? Where was he? With these other 18,000 men. Oh, so only 2,000 came. How are they? Flanking y'all. Crossing that bridge, right? Or was that just a 2,000? I don't know. I don't know. We'll figure it out. We should go, my lady. No. I mean like, come on. Dude. Oh, they made it. Oh, they made it. So they said he wasn't there, but it looked like he just got out of a battle. Right. Yeah, I'm a little confused too. Oh, they went and got Jamie. Oh, they were fighting. His 18,000 went and fought Jamie. So they sent 2,000 against Tywin. Tywin, yeah. Yeah, okay. Captured Jamie. I love you, my sword, but I seem to have lost it. Oh, cut him. Give me my daughters back. I've lost them too, I'm afraid. Is he being smirky right now? He caught down 10 of our men. He's more used to us alive than dead. Take him away and put him in aisles. End this war right now, boy. Save thousands of lives. Let's end this here and now. Or you could just cut his throat right now. Yeah. Tell him to shut up. If we do it your way, Kingslayer, you'd win. Yeah, because he's a good swordsman, right? Yeah, he ain't doing it your way. Come on, pretty man. Pretty man. It was me. I just cut his damn fingers off. And sent him one by one to King's Landing. Right. So it starts to get me like... He's pinky. There's his toe. Here's his wiener. And you can guess which one's which. That was some good play right there, Rob. That was tricky. You tricked me. It does not make us conquer us. Did we free my father? Did we rescue my sisters from the Queen? Not yet. Did we free the North from those who want us on our knees? This war is far from over. Are you getting the vibe that the show's sort of setting up for Rob to take over the throne? Yeah, it seems like he's a great leader. Like, people are listening to him. We've got a long ways to go, but we'll see. Oh, there's Arya. Oh. Dang! Where is she at, King's Landing? Can I have one? Fat pigeon. Oh, piss off now, go on. No, I won't show a pigeon. Piss off. Man, people are just brutal back then. And she can't say who she is right now. Right. That's just like a nice little girl and you can't even give her something to eat. Deceptive Baylor. Oh. To go confess. If his name's Eddard, why is it Ned, you know? Why wouldn't it be Nedward or Neddard? All of our Eddards out there, please let us know. How'd the end get in front? Right. Why me? My name's Anthony, but people call us Tony and I don't know why. Because it should be Thony. Should we what? Thony. Aunt Thony. What are they doing to him? I guess this is where he... Are they holding court or something? This is where he bends an ear here. Oh, is he gonna see Aria? Oh, y'all better not touch him. That's a good guy. All these people are just screaming coward, traitor, trying to just inflict as much shame as possible, but he's right. He's a good guy and he did the right thing and y'all are mean. The queen's a traitor, right? Look, she's like, come on, Dad, just do it for me. I hope he confesses, man. I am Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Hand of the King. I come before you to confess my treason. I mean, it hurts to hear, but I'm glad. I betrayed the faith of my king and the trust of my friend Robert. I swore to protect and defend his children. I plotted to murder his son and seize the throne for myself. What? Not only is he confessing, he's lying. Oh, my God. Chill, Aria. Joffrey Baratheon is the one true heir to the Iron Throne by the grace of all the gods. Why is he so happy? Validation. He don't even think he's king. They can't believe it. This man has confessed his crimes. The gods are just. They can also be merciful. What is to be done with this traitor, your grace? Let him go. My mother wishes me to let Lord Eddard join the Night's Watch. He would serve the realm in permanent exile. And my lady Sansa has begged mercy for her father. But they have the soft hearts of women. So long as I am your king, treason shall never go unpunished. Bring me his head. What? Are you kidding me? He just did all that confessing. He just did all that. I really didn't think Ned was going to do that. Well, Aria can't do anything about it. Oh, my God. Even Cersei doesn't want it. Oh, no. They're not allowed to go through with this. No, no, no, no, they can't. Oh, my God. He did it. They are about to do it too because he cut that dude's head off in the beginning of the show. No way. At least he doesn't have to see Aria. Oh, my God. They actually did it. Are you kidding me? Whoa. That was crazy, bro. What? That was wild. So he ain't our main character no more. Oh, my God. That was sad, dawg. Bro, whoa. That's not even the season finale. What is the show? All right, guys. That was episode nine. So they cut Ned's head off, bro. I just didn't catch that vibe. I thought he was going to get out of it. And when he did that, when he confessed, I was so shocked. So he basically just gave a false confession for no reason. He basically just made himself look crazy. Oh, my God. Even the queen didn't want that to happen, right? This show is crazy. OK, that was nuts. So what does this mean? So where do we go from here? Basically, Sonsa is going to feel like they're going to control her. She has to escape, right? But they're going to control her until then until she gets to escape. The moment they cut her dad's head off, does she go from princess to prisoner? I don't know. I don't know because what Joffrey did was he was like, in my suite, Sonsa, she begged for my mercy, but they're soft. Forget them. Right. Oh, my gosh. It seemed like he impulsively just made a decision and just was so reckless. He tried to make a power move over them to let them know, like, I don't care what y'all say to me. It's almost like the idea that, like... Oh, my God. It's almost like this idea that he, for some reason, may not be the legitimate next in line to succeed the throne. It almost seemed like he got his confession. He needed to off with Ned's head so that tongue could never speak another truth. Doesn't it seem like that? It seems like maybe Joffrey's even questioning is that true. You know what I'm saying? It seems like he just wants to be done with it and, like, or he just wants to prove to everybody, like, try me and I'm gonna cut your head off. Like, don't even question this junk anymore. Y'all are playing around poison. Some people get poisoned, but I'm cutting your head off. That's what he said. I guess looking back at it now, I mean, it makes sense. Why would you not cut his head off if you're Joffrey, you know? Yeah, so... He committed treason. Joffrey's a tyrant. So you have to sit there and worry about him holding that secret until he dies? You know, I don't really know how I see that playing out, to be honest, man. I really... I mean, I just kept picturing Rob pulling up, obviously, and then them battling and fighting, and then I was thinking, you know, it is a show and death happens in shows, especially shows of this magnitude. But main character deaths? Right, the main main character. I've never seen it. I've never seen it before. This is insane. That was kind of edgy right there. That's why everyone's like, this show's so good. Yeah. Because I guess, like, you never know who's gonna go. I thought Ned was literally the main character. I thought we're about to go through his, like, triumphs throughout season. Someone mentioned in a comment that I read, it was something along the lines of, like, anyone can get it in the show or something like that, so... Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I guess that's what you guys mean. So, um... Dude, maybe even Tyrion can die. Dude. That'd be crazy. Oh, Tyrion's got a girlfriend. So he hired a girlfriend. Shay. Shay? Yeah, he hired Shay. He promised her enough gold to spend for a thousand lifetimes, but apparently the Lannisters are actually not as wealthy as they proclaim to be right. No. Don't think you exaggerate their wealth. No. No? No. They're in debt. The Kingdom's in debt, but not with the Lannisters. They're in debt with the Lannisters. Oh, they're in debt with the Lannisters? Yeah. Oh, I thought Robert was saying that, like, he was using Cersei to, like, basically fuel his habits and stuff. Yeah. They were running out of money. Yeah. They were running out of money to fund his wildness, basically. No. It's just the realm was in debt running out of money. So they were tired of borrowing money from Tywin. Okay, well then, I guess she's a girlfriend so he's tired of her, so... What else happened in this episode? And it also turns out that she's not, like, the quote-unquote whore you think she is. She's, like, actually from, like, a kind of decent family. But she's still, like, her hire, right? I think she sounds like maybe she was captured. I don't know. We'll see. I don't really know about that, so I guess we'll see what's up with that. I don't really see her sticking around long. Me either. She's personality type. Yeah, I know. Or something bad. Or something bad, because Jaime got captured. Jaime got captured. Yeah. That's one of the biggest developments in the story, right? And that was crazy what Rob did. Rob tricked all of us, even us as viewers. We thought Rob was going to take on Tywin at the, where they at the, the gates of, I don't know. Let's not get into the geography, but yeah, he basically sent 2,000 men to go fight Tywin Lannister. Mm-hmm. And sent 18,000 men the opposite way. So that was crazy. And now they have Jaime. That's a good tool to play with. Bro, we'll see that. The problem is, Cersei doesn't, Joffrey should have waited until Jaime got back before they killed Ned, dude. Because now they can hold Jaime. Right. Oh my God. Now Jaime's head is going to get cut off. Let's cut Jaime's head off. I'm about to be a head for a head. The thing is I don't really hate Jaime yet. I hate that him and Cersei are together because that's weird, but. You don't hate Jaime? I don't hate him that much. No, I don't hate him. I don't really know him enough to hate him. Well, I hate him. He threw a little kid out the window. Well, yeah, he did that. But you know what I'm saying? Like, he's just trying to kill everyone. And he basically, I kind of like Tyrion. You like Jaime for one reason because he, he gave Ned mercy. Kind of. Did that switch your character? Okay. Well, you can't just like him. He threw a kid out the window. Yeah, he did do that. Anyways, I don't know what's up with that. This is not the first trip in a year. No, I didn't. I think it's just I want to, I want to like like people and not hate him. Cause you hate everyone. Yeah, I hate him. I'm kind of like, I'm trying to like, I'm trying to like find like, how could I like them? Especially now that they killed Ned. I really don't like Joffrey now. I hate him. Well, it's easy to like, like Arya and stuff. But of course it is because she's a little girl. Sansa on the other hand, it's hard to hate Sansa right now. Ultimately, I still am a firm believer that if she would have just stopped pursuing Joffrey so hard, then a lot of this stuff could have been prevented. But. Oh, and we also, also there's witchcraft that happened on Cal Drogo's side. So I don't know how that's going to come into play. But was that real witchcraft? Cause I don't see anything. I don't know. We haven't like seen the aftermath of it. I just kept seeing the smoke going. Yeah. So I don't, I don't really know how real that was. You saw how creeped out everyone was there. Like this is blood magic. We don't do that. Yeah. But a thousand years ago they thought, you know, I'm trying to say a long time ago they thought that there was spells and rituals and a lot of, you know, a lot of people do believe that type of stuff. You know, so I can definitely see it not being necessarily like true in the physical reality with them thinking it's true just because they seem so like. But I guess that kind of goes with that everyone says Danny really does love Cal Drogo to bring like, cause she could have left and just let him die. Right. Yeah. Like with that being said, I feel like she actually. Oh, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Well, in that case, yeah, yeah, for sure. No, no, no. So I agree with you. I mean, I think she definitely has affection for Drogo. Yeah, because she could have easily saved her own life and her baby's life and ran off and not had to worry about that. But she didn't. She stayed. She even chose like blood magic, which is like bizarre. Right. Yeah. I mean, I'm not trying to down the hill by any means. All I'm saying is this shows theme so far seems to be that like love of family seems to be like one of the least important things. Like ambition seems to overcast everything in the show. Like Ned's ambition to be noble and defend his honor overshadows everything. John's ambition to do whatever John felt like his ambition is. Not quite sure about that. Let him to go throw his life away to the wall. Sansa's ambition to date Joffrey ended up leading to all this stuff, not knowing that she knew that. But you know what I'm saying? This ambition seems to be the driving force of everyone's character in this universe. So I'm just saying, dude, like Daenerys just has ambition too. And I just think that the vibe. All I was really trying to say really was that the vibe I'm getting is like, she may love Drogo, but she also loves that throne. And I'm just saying, I think at the end of the day, her ambition is going to matter more. Right. I just right now I'm just not getting a strong sense of that. She wants to throne at the moment. I'm not getting that strong sense of that. I'm not getting that strong sense. Maybe in a few other episodes, but this one, I didn't, I didn't see that. It seemed like she was more present. Well, it's just kind of hard to tell her that side of the story is going to go. Yeah. Because there's so much going on on the other side that you get it's hard to like think about. I'm kind of writing them off like he's dead, but he might not even die. Right. I mean that blood magic might work. That whole point of that might have just been for twofold to introduce magic and to introduce the idea that like a cow is not a king. It's more of just like the Wolfpack leader at the time. Right. It's whoever's the strongest and I guess the one that can stand up on the horse. So let's find something we can agree on. Did you think this was an amazing episode? No. Because Ned's high. And I'm mad now. Do you feel more invested now that you saw that? Like do you feel like you're way more excited to watch the next one or are you less excited? How do you feel? I mean, I guess I got to know what the aftermath is, you know what I'm saying? So you're more invested to find out? Yeah, but I'm, but it makes me sick because I love Ned. I'm so tired of seeing that guy's character die. Right. We're two and over, right? Like Boromir first. I had to watch that crap, which this one was worse to me. I mean, no offense. Lord of the Rings. I love that movie, but Boromir's death, this one was a worse death for me and with his character. What about you? Well, seeing Lord of the Rings, it was very obvious, obvious that Boromir's character was like the third wheel. You know, more like the fifth wheel, but everyone else's character just stood out more and his was sort of in the back shadow. So, Well, his was kind of known to be the human. So it was kind of like, he's the one that was like making the mistakes. I definitely am significantly more invested in the character in this series than I was in Lord of the Rings. And that's the takeaway. Nothing from Lord of the Rings. Cause that was amazing. Go check that out. That was the best. Not trying to compare the two, just saying. Best trilogy of all time. Yeah. So far. It's hard to say, man. It's just hard to say. There's going to be so many, but it's definitely one of them. Incredible episode. I'm really excited to watch the next one. Me too. I'm so nervous. What do you think is going to happen to Sansa? Like I was saying earlier in my mind, Sansa is someone who... I think she's a prisoner now. She's a prisoner. Yeah. She's going to be a prisoner. She's going to be a prisoner by like actually going down and being in chains or a prisoner by having to listen to them cause she has nobody. What I can say though is over in Westeros, the storylines that are going on and fluctuating amongst each other, they're significantly easier to understand and to predict. Not that it's easy to predict in any way, but they're easier to understand and predict than Daenerys' story that she has going on over there. Like I said, her intentions and everything are still, they're kind of, kind of not very clear to me yet. But I'm assuming as the show goes on, that will become more clear. I think that's the point. I think that part's supposed to be kind of like a mystery. They sort of introduced her and I feel like... Cause she's still even learning the customs over there. Right, yeah. So she's learning, we're learning. It's like hard to exactly know what she wants or needs. I'm excited to find out though. Why subscribe, man? Hit us up on Patreon if y'all want more content and yeah, I don't really have anything else to say but we're going to try to get some more game with Thrones out ASAP. 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