 Good morning, Hank. It's Wednesday. It's Pizzamas! We've just come from the Save the Children Gala. I met Jennifer Garner. That was weird. And I... But she seemed cool. Uh, stood nearby Olivia Wilde. It could be a gala. Or a gala. Do you want to answer some questions that people just sent? John Green, what is your opinion on lamps? I am opposed to them. I love lamp. Debate over the best kind of chocolate. White, milk or dark. I don't know if this is going to be a debate, but I actually have a very strong opinion. So, let's just do this one, two, three. One, two, three. Dark! Oh, thank God! Because we were about to not be brothers anymore. Will there ever be Dear Hank and John merch? That's what the world is missing is Dear Hank and John merch. You know what kind of merch we do have? Pizza John merch. And now, only for a couple more days! At dftba.com. Pizza Miss merch. It's like suits. But mostly t-shirts. Actually, you know what? I was wearing shoelaces. But the whole time. He likes to keep me close to his heart. John, do your best impression of your favorite dinosaur. We don't know what dinosaurs sounded like. It's true. Bleh! It might be. It might be. I'm glad you made, at least you made a noise. That was a depoticus. My favorite dinosaur. But we don't know if that's what they sounded like. Bleh! We don't know. We have no, we have no. Bleh! We have no, we have no. Maybe they just sort of like, sounded like humans. There it is like, But I like that dog from that, that thing on Tumblr. Hop-hop-hop-hop-hop-hop-pada-da-da. Rosie on it took away my Tumblr Password so I don't know what's happening on Tumblr anymore. Haga-da-bak-aga-ga. Sounds funny. It's, it's pretty funny. Why didn't you take away my Tumblr Password? There are so many lovely things happening. Haga-da-papa. Nicole's question is, What are your holiday traditions? Say what we're thankful for. Oh, our mom always puts tremendous pressure on us. And then there's a great deal of pressure. To come up with like a new thing that we're thankful for So if I say like I'm thankful for my kids Mom will always say no no no no no You said that in 2011 Hahahaha That I'll have to think of something new that I'm thankful for And I'm 38, you know? Yeah 38 years of having to be grateful Yeah, you know I take individual foods Hahahaha This year I'm thankful for green beans God, I'm so grateful for cranberries Where would we be without them as a species? Yeah, roughly, yeah, exactly the same place But where would cranberries be? They would be dead Uh, like 40% of species which we've eliminated in the last 500 years Go team! Actually, no That was not an appropriate high five Well, I mean 99.9% of species that have existed no longer exist Right, but uh Usually not so rapidly We've eliminated more in the last 400 years than in the previous million Yeah Yeah, we're roughly on par with an asteroid We are killing it Oh, literally Hank, can you please describe the meaning of life From the perspective of a chicken? Oh my god Hahahaha Hank, how did you and John meet your wives? I met my wife, she lived across a uh A desert A continent hallway An ocean From my dorm room Alright, room service is here, we have to go Hank, thank you for being awesome I like your time, by the way Welcome, I got it at Banana Republic DFTBA, I will see you right now and also tomorrow