 Warning, the least dangerous known instance of SPC-126-AJ is contained below. Viewing it has a non-zero chance of causing deviant behavior. Do you wish to view it? Project Number SPC-126-J Saleki Imperial Containment Destruction of SPC-126-J is priority number one for the Center. Despite continued efforts to destroy reddit.com and all of its host servers, the servers in question have proven very resilient to blunt force trauma, and their locations are obscured from the Center. Furthermore, due to an unknown pro-Saleki element, SPC-126-J content has infiltrated other internet domains that are regularly used by agents of the Center. Any individual in the Center that has SPC-126-J content stored under devices for any reason other than study is to be immediately punched in the most sensitive area to discourage further behavior, with the device's hard drive destroyed in a similar manner. Project Components SPC-126-J is a forum on the website reddit.com Known as R-Shark, SPC-126-J contains several examples of digital art, for the purpose of normalizing romantic and sexual attraction to Salekian and other marine entities, particularly of the anthropomorphic variety. These entities are designated SPC-126-A-J. Individuals who view SPC-126-J become subject to a deviant mind-punching phenomenon, wherein they believe an attraction to Salekian entities is perfectly normal and healthy. SPC-126-J can lead to the discovery of other, less deviant interests, such as an attraction to anthropomorphic bullpine, canine, feline, equine, serpentine, and best performing entities. The center is concerned solely with the attraction humans have the SPC-126-A-J entities. As is suggested by the name R-Shark, SPC-126-A-J entities typically conform to a humanoid, feminine body type. Beyond this, anatomy can vary wildly from instance to instance, and is consistently inaccurate to actual Salekian entities. Human anatomical inaccuracies include the presence of hair upon the scalp of the head, often in unnatural colorations, the presence of fins on either side of the head, mimicking exterior ears, the texture of skin being described as smooth or pleasurable. In reality, shark skin is very coarse, as demonstrated by amputations caused by punching attempts in the early days of the center. In extreme cases, SPC-126-A-J entities appear to have been hybridized with mammals, given them fur, the ability to stand upright and breathe outside of water, the presence of human ██████, and the apparent ability to copulate with all other species using these human ██████. Thankfully, it is believed that SPC-126-A-J instances solely exist as pieces of artwork, as opposed to being biological entities. Metadata contained within SPC-126-J attributed to curation to an entity known as the Salekian Copulation Project. The name of this entity is believed to be a deliberate corruption of the center, but it is unknown how this organization knows of the existence of ours. Incident 126-J73 Bottle into the destruction of over 10 center web punching programs as a result of rage induced by exposure to SPC-126-J. Usage of Class-CF personnel to monitor SPC-126-J was authorized. These Class-CF personnel were promoted to a mobile fighting team, designated Zeta-9, code name, punching below the belt. In October of 2019, Zeta-9 agent Reptite's anti-Salekian conditioning, which was due for renewal a week prior, failed and fully exposed in the SPC-126-J. This resulted in Agent Tide downloading several pieces of art depicting SPC-126-A-J instances on the center servers, causing the self-destruction of all machines they were stored on due to rage-induced cyber-aneurysms. Humans who were exposed to SPC-126-A-J images showed one of three effects. If their anti-Salekian conditioning held, they would simply assault the image until it was out of sight. If the conditioning was weakened, they would attempt to blind themselves in order to avoid seeing the image. If anti-Salekian conditioning failed, ██████ in one instance, this occurred while an agent of the center was in public, resulting in a charge of indecent exposure. In January of 2020, it was found that Zeta-9 agent Pierce Collins had been discreetly borrowing spare parts from the center's Salekian camouflage suit project, and sequestered them in his private quarters for an unknown purpose. A random routine inspection was committed on Agent Collins' quarters, where it was discovered he was attempting to repurpose the spare components, including one cranial simulation unit, a pair of haptic feedback gloves, and a tail rudder into a crude shark suit for, as Agent Collins claimed, recreational use. While a mental scan showed no desire to copulate with any Salekian entity who scored less than 70% on the hardness-sapient scale, Agent Collins was still subjected to several punches of the deterrent mechanism. Attempts to use a meta-punch to destroy the suit and all other extant instances of similar items resulted in over three dozen explosions in Zeta-9's personal quarters. The remains of similar apparasses were found within. At this point, it was assumed that Zeta-9 was a lost cause. The mobile fighting team was disbanded, and all agents were given Class A uppercuts and were released to other assignments, where they are continually monitored for deviant activity. 2. K. Camillo at 87.skipnet From B. Tristaro at 03.skipnet Subject Buckew Kyra Buckew No, seriously, Buckew, utterly Buckew. I don't know if you had this idea yourself, or if someone like Sinclair suggested it, but Buckew for this, Buckew, Buckew, Buckew, Buckew for having this idea, Buckew for getting 05 Command to agree with it. Buckew for using resources from the Department of Temporal Anomalies to retroactively create it. Buckew for being an admin on it. Buckew for using Foundation's budget to commission art to post on it. Buckew for coming up with the name Salekian Copulation Project as an official goddamn front organization. And especially Buckew for the fact that it actually Buckew works. Because of this abominable project, SPC incursions have gone down by about 92%. To the point where we're considering disbanding no less than five separate task forces dedicated to containing the SPC, or at the very least putting agents on a reserve list. God damn it all. Major Vania Tristaro. P.S., also, fuck you for commissioning art to me as a goddamn shark woman without letting me at least pay for half of it.