 Okay, James has just pointed out me and said it's time for Browns chair. Yeah. No, I'm not doing it. Oh Fuck off It's done to wear it in a bit it's done to wear it is self-esteem and shit It's such a cranky boy now All right, we'll give you I'll give you $20 That's making his self-esteem Eliza's arse is so wet Come and have a look at come and have a look at a lot Get the fuck out of life No shots show everyone how wet your asshole is spread your cheeks apart They're saturated And you are wet So kind of just leave in Matt being cranky here at the beginning and now we'll continue. Thanks Connor He was here every week to do All right, all right now Matt you wanted to fucking we're back by the way everyone you wanted to talk about your weekend in you You wouldn't fuck you've you've texted me about ten times No, that you that you want to talk about your weekend and said it's really important and that you have to tell everyone So what is it? What's happened? Well, come on. I just I Was at the I had a it was pretty sore a girl last night. I didn't see a girl last night Why do you keep saying that you lying? No, I just had a good day. I went out to the markets and It's having a look around and I just I landed this it's an absolute gem He's got notes. No, he's got fucking stickers. It's a child loves stickers It's an absolute gem and I'm so happy with it Adventure is an attitude. Oh, and it really is guys That is so gross. I'm gonna add that you don't give a shit about that One of you what's your last? Yeah, Matt thinks the minecraft is an adventure I don't know. Is that what you wanted to say so badly. I thought you'd back me up. I'm sorry Do you play minecraft man? Oh I don't believe you sometimes what on your laptop. No on the fucking TV thing. I've never I've been for a while But I don't do it with anyone around. I do my own. That's fast creative It's very creative of you. So that's why that's your weekend. Oh It's just a good part of my weekend. I thought you showed us out of the market and I this girl was selling them and I know you're wrong You're wrong about that. That's shit Anyway, look, let's just move right along. Okay. That's you've completely ruined shit talk now. Sorry Holy shit. I'm in a bad mood. I'm so sorry everyone. I just enjoy stickers. This is on me. All right. It's time. Oh Shut up Shut up and sit down moot. You fucking herring moot This is just as bad You need to get a grip. Okay, you're losing control times ticking by and you're still shit. I Want the best for you can'ts. All right I want you guys to be happy and it's not gonna have I'm calm. I'm calm drop to see them I'm not I'm it's not gonna happen if you guys have no Respect for yourselves to a level where you can't even see skin on some of you That's how hairy you are look at my leg like I'm a hairy cunt But I just clipper it back and it looks nice. It's a nice length You don't have that you don't need to look like a child a hairless child in order to be well groomed Just do some maintenance. Yeah. Yeah, go to man scape.com. They've got everything you need. Do you want 20% off? Okay, here have it fully actual 20 Connor's showing me his asshole right now And he could use a clipper ring and a ball wipe. Oh, his balls are covered in mold He's disgusting moldy huge hairy sack. You need man scaped mate man scaped to the rescue Save and save your life. All right fully actual 20 for 20% off They got fucking you got hair everywhere. They got the tool for the job Also for women. No, I'm gonna go near fucking hairy troll bitch Is it how many times are we have laid with a hairy troll? Oh Yeah, it's only been four or five times and I can tell you wasn't nice tinder tinder Matt so also for women women get your moot get your moot done The troll got me dude All right, there you go. Yeah, get get on that. Sorry about that everyone. 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We can't post social media and it funds our life, bro This podcast wouldn't be a man would that would be hanging in his wardrobe if I went for the website The podcast doesn't make it doesn't make any money. So yeah Look, we make we make a little bit from our sponsors, but we give it away We give it away immediately to run this shit. So we're breaking even this season and that's nice No, we're gonna break it for years. Oh wait, we might be breaking. Yeah, I'd say we're breaking even It's for four years. It's been a fucking money pit Yeah, and we do it we do it for Matt because we're sick of seeing him be so lonely Yeah, actually, it's probably all for me. Yeah, this whole podcast is based on Matt It's really actually hard to see you like this dude. It is hard I've seen that in a movie I don't go to work come on to you guys. Hey, man. How you going? I went there, right? And he was yeah, you look like you're doing it rough What do you mean? He goes he has every week It just I go on social media and you got a different wig on and you just look like you're struggling. Oh Wow, did you fully connect with him and kiss him? Oh, he was just he was being dark like humor and fuck. He was very good. Got you going Yeah, I really want you to wear a wig to work. I'm considering wearing that hair that looks real Just to try that. Just say good hair transplant Oh Anyway, that's the sponsors. Who are you? Fucking smack my nose as you can see we're here with cracker milk Cracker milk is here on the couch with us and we're gonna fucking talk to them today Connor this is this is the guy. This is the guy that we're always telling cut shit out and man I've cut some shit out. You have cut some shit. Imagine if we made one podcast with all of the cut shit What's the worst thing you think we've ever said that you've had to cut I'll bleep it but it's the definitely When you were doing the on this days where you would cite famous people's like birthdays and deaths and stuff And you said on this day But it's so true though It's not even it's true, but like it's not even a joke. It's just like a fucking fact cut You know what I mean, it is it's it's verbal harassed 110% Matt Brown's fucking shit weekend. We'll get to that later. All right, right now. We're gonna talk to cracker milk You guys are fucking you you took a while to get going and then you had a fucking spike And then you went along a little bit again, and now you fucking fly in cunt. Why? Why should you YouTube shorts YouTube shorts? You were like 550 I saw the other day. Yeah Okay subscribers, what are you gonna do when you hit the mill if you thought I am gonna kill myself That is such a viral It is a fucking slog We are so fucking like we have done nothing but niche weird shit where we just like almost Autisticly make weird comedy then no it's so unappeal like unmarketable and finally we're here And I think like if I have to do this again for two million. I'd blow my brains out Have you bought a penthouse yet? No not yet. Are you guys remind me how is how is because you guys With short content you guys were like quite big youtubers But always Wood because you made short-form content hard to monetize. Yeah, it was never monetized like how fucks this it was so bad We were making 30 second content if we've got a million views we'd make like maybe a hundred bucks Whoa, and then if we made a 35 second video This is how stupid some some of these things are we realize if we made a video that's 35 seconds long It'll monetize properly. So that we make sure every single video we put out now It's just at least 35 seconds long, and we actually earn proper money off. Oh, really. Yeah Just now you make the end of last year we figured it out So like that's why another thing because we figured that like it's just literally the whole fucking career has been Trial and error of like how do you market this and how do you make content work? And then I don't know it's crazy It's it's we're better at it now, but also we're making way more I don't think that was what helped a lot because like our stuff is so small so you make lots How many sketches do you film a week here? I can try to make six, but I really see really six a week Holy yeah, really, so you go four or five. Yeah. Wow. And you must have a bit of backlog. We're trying. We're almost at a month Don't fucking look at me like that Yeah, he's a little what was your name? Characters Pigeon yeah, do Paul do Paul fucking hate you pon Yeah, so it's really it's going now finally and we have the girls that we work with and they're fucking hilarious and everyone likes each other a lot And it's fun like it's really fun. It because it feels more like a job now, which is cool Like it's like proper work. So you know, you don't have any other work now. It's just solar you can't oh, yeah We're editing this this fucking dumps of fire Are you had James on the other week? Oh, dude, Jane. I fucking love that. I have known you guys for years Millions of followers and I'm like James Lee. That's the guy from Marty Michael that I want to Yeah, he's so shredded and if we need a buff guy, he's like I'll do it and he has no like inhibitions We're like, I mean you should wear this dress. He's like, yep. I need you in your undies. Yep He's a true actor. He's very good. He's a very good actor Yeah, you want to see if you want to see James doing some sketch comedy cracker milk on YouTube Been in some movies, but I don't think we can My friend made that movie and he was in it. Oh, really crazy fucking Fucking snout for Have more Swallow it swallow it now How much would it take to swallow that the whole thing I'd probably kill me okay, so if it went down sideways Dude, I got a fucking bone to pick with you. Oh Your wedding was incredible. Yeah, probably the most fun I've ever had at a wedding really Yeah, it was the best wedding ever. It was very funny. It was lots of you and I were we were cringe city bitch Fuck the cringe dude. I didn't realize I was having such a good time. I was drinking and that's all I was doing You weren't I was on Fuck yeah, come and that you fucking sat me next to Julian by the way But that's not my fucking gripe. My gripe is your mom has come up in so many conversations and I didn't believe how German she was and then I saw her at your wedding dude And she is so fucking German. She had COVID though. You can really hear her when she was giving a speech So I apologize for that. I was I was incredibly embarrassed. I Nearly stood up. I was pretty humiliating seeing someone that German like I didn't realize someone could be that job Yeah, look, I look I apologize. Well, that's why I told you I hear him talk to you. Yeah I'm sorry about that and I and you know all this time you've made fun of him and his mom and like make fun of I've never I felt bad and now I get it and I almost encourage it. Yeah I'll step back and I'll apologize to you boys. I'm sorry. That's good And thanks for their wedding. It was beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. He was actually born in the poor part of Back when there was a war I'm so sorry When you there's no color there. I don't know what I was thinking man. I'm so honestly like I'm sorry I Dig a hole just straight to China to get out of there Actually, that's an experiment we got to do We're gonna we're thinking about doing that. Yeah, we contacted your Chinese mate. Yeah, he's South Korean I Said to him he goes I've got work for you money Mike. I go sweet and then he messes me the other goes Hey, man, I thought she meant like sound work. You know the work I do for you I think he's gonna do it. I don't know what he said. He said yes to Jay. I think I think he's keen to do it Is that racist though? No, I like to run these things by you because you guys have been able to Yeah on on on what is you know on on dark jokes But and and not gonna have it offend people, you know, it's still funny Well, some ideas like it's because we just we have ideas that are offensive and then we don't make them because we're like that's too offensive Yeah, we're fine I'm upset that you guys are doing like a bit over there and I got a fucking talk to these Why can't we do a three-way bit? Why is it a two-way bit? Why do you feel the need to be involved? Fuck you Goobs in the middle here and goob is does the animation so the animated videos you guys have seen of Matt that's black book. That's all goob and the end cards of our on our videos That's all goob that takes you fucking ages. Hey to do like one three-minute video like how long does that? How many hours would you put in for that? I reckon I do like four nights straight And what that's like so you got to do frame by frame and that's like That would be that would ruin it like surely that would like that fucking sounds so shit that you have to do that so tediously Yeah, it's alright. I have lots of fun with them Matt Brown one because I like find 50 photos And then I use those as references Fuck that was like his instagram is the best one because he takes like this And so like the bomb break one is like a photo he took That's why it looks like that a lie stop eating that fucking Have you seen the movie Spanglish yes shut the fuck up dude No one seems that Jennifer Lopez in there. Yeah that him. No. No actually Adam Sandler. Did you watch that? Yeah Is that what you're gonna review today? No, no, no What are you gonna review today because Michael wanted to review the wolf one? Well, I'll tell you what happened Matt has to yell because he's standing out. We don't have enough Mike's Copy-mouth at least Michael's movie he decided it was too long and then he Was No, it's four hours on it's three hours and fifty six minutes So I went and I asked I asked for another movie and that movie was Mystic River and I've reviewed that and yes So I'm not watching a four-hour film no matter what did you what do you know what Mystic River is? Okay, sweet. What's that first movie call? I can't believe it Dancers with Is it not three hours and fifty six minutes that director's cut or just like the normal that's just the normal Yeah, that doesn't mean the best director always has directors cut no best director does Actually, that's what I want to get into with you guys. Yeah. All right, so you guys are obviously film school You've been you've been a film. This is not a compliment I Correct, it's an insult. It's an attack. It was not I was not a film. Oh you won't I went to art school Okay, film school right last film school right kind of both Griffith film school. Yeah, don't fucking you don't need to air quote Griffith It's a real place. I know you hate it. Okay. Now. Let's just talk about that. Yeah, you guys have degrees Yeah, all you were was a hall. Let's agree Griffith is just a hall. I agree with that. It's a building. Yeah You guys basically had I'm gonna say school assemblies every day in a hall. That is one way to look at it Hold on to cameras. Uh-huh. Rit lighting rigs. Mm-hmm. I was special to you that or no sound Sticks boomsticks. Yeah, what about it on all right? We didn't do in the hall there are lots of buildings We did it in so many holes many holes So our room is simply a hall four years and you did all this you in that hall for four years Yeah, we learned a lot of skills how to go home. We learn how to make a film. Yeah Why do you want to know that that's I'm just saying things that you are spanglish. No, you just hate it You hate film you hate anything being anything about film you make fucking content all the time Okay, sorry, and you do love film. You just love film you like like conspiracy videos and you like Documentaries and you like comedies And they're made by people like us titanic made by people like us. Thank you not fucking not everyone's a film wanker Not everyone wears it. Okay. Tell me something that I would like from griffith. Yeah that you would like from griffith Yeah, what what's come from griffith halls? Uh Elias knows he's about to say something profound. You came at griffith. Did you ever go to the ship? Did you ever go to the big ship in the maritime museum? Yeah, yeah, yeah We've made some films there Battle ships with rihanna master and commander that was one that was in that one That likes that avatar that's got a ship in it Pirates of the caribbean shot shinler's list shinler's list you shot shinler I wrote the list sci-fi fantasy That was crazy when you wrote that list It's hard for me to like sit down for like a long period of time and write So that experience was kind of life changing. How do you guys make your content now? What's the process who come do you guys all just come up with ideas and then you fight? I reckon it's griffith You've got some fucking thing in your closet and you call it okay, sorry You call it We sat we sit it normally it's like a bunch of random concepts from uh Goob and Elias And the girls as well hit me with him. Um, but then like what happens is the Um, so I'll spend friday like I literally it's like I've like a test an exam the day before I just spend friday Like figuring out what I'm shooting on monday and then we like Shoot like six feet. So it's like I'll just have in my you actually started it You just had you used to list everything so well and that's what I did So I started listing everything and then on a it's such a boring answer We talk we sit around we do lines lines and lines of coke off each other's arses and then we fucking scream outside Oh, whenever whenever the people outside laugh hard. We've used those ideas, okay It's fucking sick. It's yeah, well the process. Yeah, I just have memories of Whenever connor would come late to work when he used to film for us We would have That was his punishment. So well, let me let's put it into context though So michael and I we've been struggling for years never made a cent poor as fuck never went on holidays never had money for Especially drugs or anything so when we finally started getting a paid a little bit of money We just we we lost our minds a little bit and we just would Because it made filming easier to the pain we went through. So we just partied hard for a while. It was a good year Yeah, it was a Man fuck man. It's like thinking about like I just it was just like the most dumpster fire Shit, we would do it like there was no planning. I'd come in and marty would have like half an idea Oh, we're gonna we're gonna do this thing where we Wrap a bunch of tape around a pole and then we'll run michael in it And then it would be okay. Do you have the tape? No Yeah, let's get tape and then by the end of the day, we'd be so upset that we did the It was a lot of poor there's a lot of fucking time then a rinse and repeat It was a fucking shocker of the workplace, but you know what we grew we grew through it Do you remember even before that before we even had the back? We was fucking scum city because you were with us even before then. Oh, dude. I knew you guys in the slums When we were living at that chirpside house in that room together Dude, I remember it was sheds. There were sheds as well It was fucking I remember like coming over and you guys were sharing a bed and the fucking floor was so grotty Can't like you guys had given up mounds of You had to climb over into the bed. You'd given up on life Like the floor there was no floor. It was just around one of the first times I met michael It was the second time I met michael and I walk in and marty goes Hey, michael connoisseur was doing intern work. He just bends over and spreads his bare asshole And then goes I go, thanks man Closes it up like it's a book and then goes back to bed like it was it wasn't like a funny bit He just made it was greedy I used to I think I did it once when you were around I used to get on the bed and pull my Michael please My god, just be so grossed out Dude, I do. I had the box man too. I've known you guys for a long I've seen some shit I've seen you. I've walked into the brism powerhouse and I've seen you Well back when I really really weren't that close at that fucking award show. Do you remember that screaming connoisseur? Yes, I was it was like right of industry professionals like the guy who made blue Bro, some dudes fucking truth you that night. Do you remember? Dude, so that were they were massive awards the guy who wrote and made bluey was there like so many big people And then you cunts are there. I don't even know you're there until I walk into the fucking toilet This cunts pissing on the urinal looks at me and goes I'm pissing all over the floor for you, brother Pissing like this And I'm like looking at him some guy comes in looks shakey said I'm like fuck me And then where I'm from the ward the web series is up for an award and they're screaming all night Connor it's fucking humiliating cunt. That is actually rude because we had a in reflection now I see that's rude and I'm sort of sorry not That wasn't even the worst part that guy some other youtuber had an award and michael Like took it off him to look at it and you fucking like dropped it or something and snapped it I don't I've blocked that out of the brain. We had to go we had to go and get like superglones I have a vision of that we went to some cheap shop like a it was like a little uh Yeah You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah, man some why like I fully forgot about that and I'm if you're watching whoever I broke's trophy. I'm really sorry Yeah Does anyone want to lick? That's not really Don't throw it or sharing lick it Popping on your suit dude stick it on your suit like a badge He's got more if you want to wow you're a veteran. He's a more veteran. Look at that lollipop dude. It's a it's a medal I've been to candyland dude. Would you guys ever do Paris, but you pissed himself? Yeah, it's cringe. Have you really you piss yourself dude. You piss your little pants Oh Oh, you did two pieces Piss your pants, dude. Oh, you got some. Sorry. Oh, dude. You're really it's really bad What's rather damn wrong? It's really really it's really pissing. Uh, sorry guys. Eliza's just completely Saturated his pants. I'm really really pissed hard. You've pissed all over yourself. That's probably Pooling at your ass. Can you turn around? Can I see if you've shit yourself? Can you just turn around? Just bend over over the thing. I'm so sorry. What do you want that? Put that get to have another medal Michael. Is this too much? Is this an audio baseball? Turn around Actually His ass is so wet Oh, fuck man, you got a lot of piss man Yeah, I've got That I've got a big bladder. Oh, he's gone again. Off he goes. Fill up a lot So cooling actually creeping into me now So what's what's what's the plan with everything and where do you want to take it? So I'm thinking what we'll do is we'll keep making short from content until the end of the year I want to start making three minute videos Um, and not have any more. Yeah, I'll do that. No, no. I've got it. He's thirsty And from making some shorter content. I want to start making like 20 minute stuff. I want to make like fucking big Meaty shows, but it's a long time coming. I kind of want to make more youtube stuff Like just make more Shit make something about a griffus More holes What's your fucking deal? What's your fucking deal, griffus? I just love the word griffus. You know, they banned us for life Why? Because we did something at uq and all the universities started talking and they said no, we're not allowed to go there anymore We must stop the prank epidemic. I remember you did a movie at griffus. Yeah, you did your third year I did too man. That was like that was a You know you did a film, you know tamara the blonde girl in our videos you did a series with her That's not fucking crazy. So that's a tom all dawn In the bathroom. Yeah, we were so sorry. I had a control. They didn't care. I told them that she did not give a shit She's hilarious. She's very funny woman Very funny woman. Yeah, we did some weird shit. Yeah, it was remember the music videos I did a did a few music videos. It's fun doing shit like that. Yeah Rock you should do more acting both of you should do more acting be very good at it You as well. You're actually a very good actor. Yeah, very good I think you would I think you would do really well and feel like comedy content. Oh, wow I'll take that compliment. Maybe we will and I will griffify it. Maybe we will you should that you haven't said a word Yeah, you've just been yelling just I was a police officer. You're gonna have to yell. I can't Matt can you yell please? I can't hear Well, he can't hear because he's deaf, but that's different. That's not. Yeah, he's born Matt Are you gonna what's your name? No Let's just picked up his fucking don't you fucking dare dude. You haven't done your laugh at all the whole fucking come on Can you tell some jokes? Can you tell some jokes dude? Don't fucking hold it. No, don't hold it Oh like a snow globe Like a precious vase um So are you guys like what if what so So what happens like say you guys are on like 10 million subscribers, right? He's killed himself 10 times already. Yeah, I've killed myself so kona's no longer around. Yeah, so how does it run then without kona? Yes, is that actually piss or is that shit you piss yourself. Oh my god Michael's just flicked piss I got a got a mic. Oh, yeah, you just pissed a nice couch. Is that actually piss? This is piss So you just flicked piss it's a bit white Fucking Liars is pissing. So I thought it was fine to piss it is it's okay for guests to piss but um, oh, thanks Yeah, so so kona's gone, right? So kona's killed himself. How is cracker milk run without kona? It's just you two okay alive Oh, yeah, so kona's killed himself. Okay, so it's just you and me. What are we doing? Probably I'd start by holding hands holding hands I would be holding hands making hand holding content. Yeah, it's all about hand holding so um Probably in the future because it's probably what 50 years in the future Oh, it depends when we get um 10 mil was it 10 million yeah 10 times over 50 years. Um I think hand holding will be illegal in 50 years Who's better at table tennis We used to play we used to play. Yeah, if you three had to have a fight to the death, who would win alias You happy about that last I'm happy But I'd probably say goo because you've been working out. I don't work out. Yeah, but you're like Yeah, you got a lot of you got a lot of mass So it's All right, I can get behind that so that's a lot of power to have Knowing that that the others in the group know that you'd probably win in a fight to the death. Yeah Just knowing that yeah I feel quite powerful with that No Oh, it's real shit. Oh, it's real Why was it watery? Yeah, it looks like it's like diarrhea shit or something Oh, there's shit on my phone. There's shit on my phone. I think Conner needs to go get that sorted Should we go bong break and that's I think it's Oh We're gonna have to clean up this mess Conner went boom boom And we're back Oh, all right Stop I've been I've fucking had enough today you cunts you fucking ripped my pants before Dick that's always in a robe. Are you guys coming to the finale? Yeah, of course we're coming to the finale as long as you're fans. So fucking sexually assault me now that you've said that They're definitely gonna sexually assault me. Yeah. Is there a date for the finale? Yeah, there is a date. It's what the fuck. Yeah, what are you doing, man? He wants to try and get involved He screamed from back there, man All right guys, okay cracker milk. Thank you very much for coming on Thanks for this shit everyone go on give him a subscribe on youtube and a fucking follow on instagram and facebook Give me a fucking favor. Are you going? Stop fucking with me when i'm here Just fucking leave me alone. I can't control these You and him both dived on me at your barks and fully sexually assaulted me Like dog pile man just kept humping me and wouldn't get off both of you And all of your friends stood around Laughed the whole fucking time. You'll fucking laugh. You guys are fucking bullies, man I think like I don't have a cold heart. Look at yourself. You tripping on acid Just so you know, you took it. It was midnight and i'm like you were like, yeah, I took it And now it goes by you seem totally fine. Everyone's laughing together and you go, ha ha. I can't hear anything And I saw laughing and you look at me and you go, I have no idea what's being said Acid makes me death See you later boys Sorry Thanks for coming on Because I pissed myself Sorry My shin It's mad verse Michael it's mad verse Michael it's mad verse Michael today Mad verse Michael it's mad verse Michael it's mad verse Michael today. Yay Come come come come. Oh Come have fun come fun today bottle of cum Oh, that's a nice one. That's a feel-good tune. Why are there so many people are coming down to watch this Well, we've got an audience so behind the cameras. There's One two three four five six people we've got everyone here I've pulled everyone in because this is going to be huge This mad verse Michael is the most insane mad verse Michael that we've ever done This will truly be a test of manhood today. We find out Who the better wrestler is? They start on their knees And it's first to pin the other on the ground for three seconds. Oh, no, i'm fucked I need to get my wrist thingy majiggy my wrist Michael's off to look look Michael's off to get his wrist brace Matt's about to tell me something that why he can't do it But we're going ahead You can go start on your bum. You start on your bottom What do you mean? You've got the weight behind you Matt. You can fucking crush this 80 kilo dog Easy win. Come on Matt. Here we go. I've got all everyone here to support you I told you not to do the wrestling. Yeah, I forgot why just I don't know joints are sore. I don't know Yeah, so I said send your bum Send your bum and hug him and then rock him to the side. You're gonna lie down I don't think I've got to do very well. I'm Matt. Maybe if we're standing on our feet to start Where's the self-talk the positive we've spoken about this. You just do the ones that aren't hard No, I do the ones that are entertaining. All right. No you don't Matt. Hey, do you want a pillow for your knees? I'll go get your pillow Michael. Can you get a pillow for Matt's knees? I don't know if my I don't know if I'll be able to move very well Yeah, you don't have to you sit kneeling in one spot grabbing him and just tossing him to the ground Not in the outfit for this It's a good outfit for it. I feel like it's a good outfit for like skin tight legs. Look at that Don't overthink it. Just relax. He's a fucking skeleton. You can just throw him down. What's the aim? You have to try and pin him on his side like whoever gets to pin the other one down first Do they have to be on their back? No, not necessarily. I think um Back side on their chest first one down because they're starting their knees Are we betting are you keeping the jacket on We need to bet Yeah, of course, I feel free everyone. All right, who do you who we got? Uh, I've got I've got 10 bucks on brown if anyone wants to take it I think it's quite easy. Do you have a town brook house there coop? I would not bet Matt don't there's money going on the bank. I've bet on you. Don't go in with this fucking brown attitude Luke's Luke's got a 15 in his hand. Come on brown Luke's putting 50 on who? Don't Holy Cooper hasn't lost a bet yet since working for marty and michael's he's keep betting on michael Yeah, coop is on michael. Oh, shit. Here we go. Do you want to pillow for your knees? Michael I mean matt. Oh, i'm 10 on matt. Does anyone else want 10? Oh, yeah, okay, so conna. We can do that matt Ryan no me versus cooper Yeah, you won't have to brown you want to be like running done. It's just you're one spot restaurant brown gooby you bet No, yeah, yeah, all right. Do you want to pillow for your knees matt? Don't even think about it Someone's gonna win $50. All right. What's the score currently it's like fucking 10 what is it 11 7 to michael is that piss on this chair? Yeah, he peed on it. Oh Man, it looks like it comes in here lee. Who won last week? Okay, so it's 11 6 Can I wrestle michael instead? Oh, man Show me show me show me Oh James has got piss on his ass now On your knees gentlemen So the rules are first to pin the so you'll be on your knees standing erect, right? It's the first to pull the other one down You can go backwards forwards sideways and to be on top of the other person for three seconds And there's shit on me Speaking to the mic You have to step over like I have to get over the top of him. I just let line up to stay on my knees We can't stand up. Yeah. I know but if I get him down Do I rock am I able to pick my legs up and go around him? Okay? All right, everyone legs up boys. Matthew brown has a clear size advantage But michael is very crafty michael's like a weasley little fuck come on brown. All right on three it begins Come on matt one That wins. Oh look how hard he is. Look how fucking arranged my brown is that was incredible What did I win? Is this a ten dollar boost voucher? Fucking cooper. Holy shit. He's big Ryan owes you ten dollars Well done brown. Oh brown come on. Brown wants 50 dollars from the luke hour. Come get your reward It's mining money take it he'll get more next week Yeah, well done matt. I trusted you I'm gonna go and clean the piss off. Aren't you happy now? You took a risk I just don't like doing you took a risk and you thought you get humiliated But now you must feel on top of the world. I think he let me you feel on top of the world right now Matt come on. Of course you find a way to put a negative spin on it. You won. You take it You take that 11 seven now And a reminder whoever wins this competition gets to keep the important bottle of mints right here For the season finale. Oh, it was like being it was like being back at school Yeah, that's what you get into a schoolyard fight and they're like james james. You can tell you can tell james I was like an instigator when fights broke out at school. He'd yell shit to make him brawl Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was yeah um Yeah, fuck dude. It's hard wrestling is difficult Oh, I've had my knees so much. Did you did you were adrenaline go through and you started breathing heavy? Yeah But you just threw me around like a ragdoll Um, you could have done that. Well, look 7 11. We now We should say we're sponsored by them. Yep. I'll invoice them tonight 7 11 I'd love to be sponsored by 7 11 big gulp. We are we are It's been decided everyone go to 7 11 and buy their new sloppies Uh, go was it visit their website and email them, uh Fully actual sour candy Imagine if we just got everyone to email 7 11 like their support just fully actual And then we send them an invoice. We should do that with every single like heaps of companies It fully did work. We've done that really. Oh, there you go. There's no point in doing it. We've already done it So shout out to you 7 11 shout out everyone 7 11, but that's still I'm four up I'm comfortable. There's how many weeks left for 20 22 Fuck it is. It can go either way still 22 weeks left. Oh, you got a good If you can get it to like I'd be happier if I can get win the next two by halfway It'll be 11 9 and then it's anyone's game. It's anyone's game. It's anyone's anyone's anyone's game All right, moving on everyone knows matt brown is lonely and old It doesn't really have much going for him laughing at so michael and I We've created a tinder account for him And we have gone to all of the trouble to have conversation after conversation with these girls To try and get him a girl Matt push the button and stop doing that Connor's gonna have to blow that out T-i-n-d-o. We have Matt's tinder. Ha ha ha. Matthew Brown has lost control now. These women will lose their soul Oh Yes, all right matt here we go Wait, I just got a Hey, seems we both have good taste What's she talking about there? Oh really? You also like the flavor of rotting pussy. Where do I sign off? She unmatched Fuck That's a hell. Couldn't you just Couldn't you just maybe said something a little less fucking intense? Instead of rotting pussy. Where do I sign? Is that what you said in the end? Where do I sign up? No this one. Oh my god. Oh fuck that one actually. Oh, was she like Where do I sign up? There's so much pressure on people these days God, I wish everyone could just be real and shit. It's affecting my work Anyway, how's it creation with you? Nice meet you too Flash your breasts at me Can you imagine if you did that that would be so spontaneous Fuck this. I saw we meet up and grab a few burgers pizza fresh hot dogs and beers and shit. You in She unmatched Well people are so petty some of those are quite Nice, I thought so too man. I didn't see that was an unmatch Yeah, were you asking her to flash her breasts? Oh, yeah, sorry. I was thinking more about I was more looking at the burgers and pizza and stuff, but it's just a nice date. All right, Matt starts with Don't touch my naked body. You drive a hard bargain. Oh my god. You're being so pushy Can't we just get to know each other first? I'm actually a nice guy with a fair bit of money I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but but you were all like telling me what to do and stuff and my natural instinct response That way just came through my fucking toes are broken. Why are your toes broken? It's a long story But basically I lost my temper because my fucking Wi-Fi keeps cutting out. So I run up toe punted my fridge It's okay now though. There's straps and I can't wear shoes for about a month What internet are you with? We should go on a plan together. Ah, yes that old chestnut I've been known to punt beds, but it's always been alcohol or clumsiness related not internet yet No, no, my toes were completely mangled I like fully punted as hard as I could with my toes stretched out and now they're pointing in all different directions be mine So we can't go dancing anytime soon The toes are actually still in so much pain. It's actually like throbbing on my whole foot and into my ankle I had to go back to the doctor today and have have more x-rays I might have shattered some bones in my feet as well. I find out tomorrow Fully regret losing my temper. Hey, haha lesson learned. Has your week been my sticky pie? I'm afraid of the rest of that conversation. Oh, she replied to that. Did you reply to She did My sticky pie totally super awesome, and I can't wait to never Go it again. But fuck. Yeah. Here's to a very fast approaching weekend Got my x-ray results. I've got to crack all the way out my shin bones Fucking insane the doctor said he's never seen anything like it. I'm booked in for surgery in two weeks Really regret losing my temper How's your fucking weekend? How's your fucking weekend? Oh my god, very good So aggressive when he swears in such a normal question Imagine how hard you would have had to kick to do that That would hurt so much. All right, so Matt starts this conversation I just hit a fucking dog with my car. I feel so sad. Do you have any milk? Oh, that's terrible. Yeah, I had to reverse back over it to finish it off. That was the worst part Bend your knees slightly and stretch your arms out to the side then move your head from side to side And she didn't reply But I message her again today I can see it How come you never got back to me and shit and she has to reply to that She has to milk up to hit a dog. She doesn't acknowledge it She's fucking insane But she didn't unmatch She didn't unmatch So maybe yeah, that could be going somewhere. There's a chance with her still All right I can eat worms you got any cool hidden talents Is that a hidden talent or just the ability to not vomit when a weird thing is putting your mouth? Massive black bruises scattered across my back. Okay. You shouldn't be talking about this shit. It's hurting my chakra Oh, apologies. I don't want to hurt your chakra Don't you want to know what caused the massive black bruises? Sure. I had no idea what your previous message was about. I was a little confused Well, I work at Australia zoo part time and one of the gorillas became aggressive It pounded my back and I had to lay still was honestly the most terrifying moment It could have killed me if I wanted. Have you ever been to Australia zoo? Don't lie Firstly that's so cool. You work at the zoo Secondly, holy shit. They would have been so terrifying. Thirdly. Yes. I've been to Australia zoo like once Yeah, that's cctv footage of it Australia zoo don't want to release it though because they think it will scare people from coming I've still got a huge circular black and blue bruises scattered across my back I've been lying on the ground pulling myself along with my arms making train sounds and shit. How's your weekend? What kind of train sounds Oh, man, I can't wait for her reply All right, so this chick messages first and you got a bit nervous on this one. Hey Matthew Gregory Brown Oh, I don't really know what to say. Whoa. Hang on. Have you got my whole name on there? Why my whole name No, it's not it's Matt Brown. She might know it from the podcast. Oh Yeah, maybe did you hear sounds then? Yeah, I did. That's different She uh, okay, so she might just watch the podcast and know that your name is Matthew Gregory Brown Yeah, she could be a fan girl. So he kind of went like with like the shy guy Don't nod your head. You know that my full name on there is a big mistake. Why is that a big mistake? I think because it's just another step closer to losing my identity. They say you're fucking full name on this podcast every week Stop acting like it's so much easier for them. Matt. Matt. Can I make it break it down to you? No No, it's going to give a shit about you, dude. No, no, they do I'll tell you steal my identity dude. Who do you want to be? Your identity stealers will steal it. Who wants it? Who wants to be? Well, look she she likes you No, you have no It's a very short conversation He kind of does have a say because he knows your name. She likes you probably Look, I'll save that one because I feel like that because that was just a this morning conversation So she hasn't had a chance to reply. Let's let's move along. Can you get rid of my middle name? Yeah, if you want I can do that for you. Thank you Drown me. What the hell? I can't believe I just said that And what's your preferred method of drowning? Fresh water preferably and maybe like tied up and gently lowered into a fresh fresh water stream I also want soft jazz music playing and I want someone's hand touching me So I don't feel alone as I inhale water, but that's if I could choose. I don't expect it to be that perfect when it happens But that's the dream. What about you? How do you want to drown? On the on one hand the level of detail is disturbing on the other I applaud the commitment and creativity if I got to choose I would want to be unconscious for all of it I wouldn't want to have a clue what was happening. Oh, yeah, I've always had this feeling that I'm going to drown one day So I've been kind of so it's kind of become comfortable with the thought of drowning nothing weird and shit Oh, yeah unconscious isn't a bad bad choice. How would you want to be knocked unconscious? personally, I would like to Like to turn my ceiling fan off full blast Go to chair and step up powerfully and quickly into the rotating blades And if that didn't work the first time I would throw a brick as high as I possibly could and move underneath it So that my it's in line with my head So I'm getting the sense that you're not afraid of pain Is this linked to your vow to return the brown wealth to the brown name? And I would take all of the drugs until I drifted blissfully off I don't think it would be that painful because it would knock me unconscious immediately Taking drugs would be fun, but you get really sick feeling before you go unconscious. It's fucking terrifying I accidentally took a bunch of painkillers and valium and sleeping pills once and yeah Right before I passed out it was like vomiting and shit. How would you kill someone? And that's an ongoing conversation Oh Imagine having your mouth open Take on my voice. I'll see you later I gotta go. I got three things to do. You're not the only one in this fucking world that works, man brown I've got things to do I'm here to spend time with my friends and hang out and do a podcast and my pals But I've also got to go home and work. Do you know what that is? Do you know what fucking work it's? Other people have to work Oh my friends are talking to girls for me and they like me or I'm gonna fucking get you. Why? You got me. You sexually assaulted me. I could take you to court there. I'm gonna do it again Yeah, and I'll take you to court and I'll see I'll be wearing your clothes and I'll be driving There's not gonna be a crowd Remember there's laws. Don't say it on camera either. But yeah, we were Ryan We're gonna we're gonna clearly you guys in on this, right? So we're getting a fucking Fridge dropped off today, right? This guy called me during the podcast and was a good clue for your house I gave him directions. That was about I was like I gotta go in the middle of a podcast I gotta go but yes, I'll see you soon. That was about half an hour ago So let's call him and see what the fucking hold up is and I have a call so the person you are calling is not available Blocked you well. I reckon if we if he even the person you are if he still shows up, we attack him Maybe just put it at the front and just blocked you dude. What the fuck? I think he's literally blocked my number What's it? Well, we'll call it afterwards when we get our phones back Because he hasn't got my number. So I'll just ring it Where is our delivery? It sounds like a threat what fridge is coming Mother threat Where is our delivery today? I want it now You're like a spoiled kid from willy wonka I want it now noony magazine day. I will call your boss Oh As if you're writing that I will help you lose your job, mate You did not say that and if you did you're not gonna say you better smarten up Oh my god, there's no way marty would send that look at it. He's just no yeah, you've typed it, but you're not gonna send that He just sent it That's fucked Dude, you can't send that to people Well, that's what happens. He shouldn't have given up on us No, it's business man He gave up on us. So we gave up on him Anyway, wow, we're in trouble That's matt's tender adventures. It was lovely. It's a lovely time movies. Oh, yeah Is that where we're going? All right guys, it's time for the movie reviews Matt's got a movie for michael to review Matt's father's name is great So it's not time for movie reviews. I don't want to hear the fucking q&a. So it's lovely. It's lovely We have questions from your answers your questions are all our answers and the answers from your questions from the questions And your answers these are answers for your questions and these answers for your question and the questions and your answers These are answered from your question Matt You should have got you should have sat on that side. It's a little bit like that Okay All right guys, we're gonna answer your questions If you want to answer one of your questions comment on the mighty michael fully actual youtube channel And we answer the most like questions first. So once you've commented your question Have a scroll through and like the other questions that you want us to answer matt Question for the from gus Would one of you boys ever eat one of bozzly's eye boogers for science? Oh wow, that's great That would be hard. You reckon you would be okay. Eye boogers is fine. Oh my god. The shit would be hard Oh Dude the yellow Thick paste. He's a black black and crusty. Oh, that's not even that's probably not any better. Oh god bozzly Oh Yeah, it That's rough. That'd be hard. I don't think I could do that collecting would be hard Oh, imagine putting it in your own eye There'd be something that would happen there a transfer of something you don't want So I guess the answer is yes, we would do that might he would probably do it I don't think I could it's only a little like you eat your boogers and shit Same shit Just gunk in the eye. That's been like swept to the side. Yeah, fine. I'll do it. Thank you Matt It's too funny Next question is from shelly burgers star. What happened to the 10k likes of dmt Pretty sure a couple episodes ago. You nearly got there or you got there. No way. We would have gotten there Let's have a look. What episode was that? I'm gonna say I'm pretty sure we didn't get 10k Like we know why we got 10k likes. I'm gonna say it was six episodes ago Yeah, but we would have got like 300 likes as about the most Yeah, I can't I don't know what can someone please tell us what episode number we did that so we can have a look Next question is from walks But it's spelt. W. A. R. K. S. So maybe walks. Yeah, definitely um Marty, do you plan on writing a book? I would pay 500 dollars Yeah, to buy your book. It would be a bestseller. I do plan on writing a book a book about The fucking fuck shit we've done to get where we are The journey the journey kind of like a an autobiography. I guess we saw lawyers. Will you tell the truth? Yeah, I literally went to a um an author a published author and Asked him a bunch of questions and I can't because it's like literally incriminating myself for some of the stories so I could just say it's um other non fiction Yeah, maybe or because chopper read did some chopper read said he killed I think he served time for those though So you can talk about him. Anyway, look Yeah, but yeah, that is the plan That's a little bit further down the track because some crazy shit's still gonna happen in our lives I like that. I don't know Especially what's coming next question is from Lake McMurray and Jono Jono um Can we please get Luke on the podcast Luke is our friend that throws projectiles accurately Look he look he's um, he's fucking. He's a fucking good cunt, but It's not it's not his thing. We'll ask him but it's really just not his thing to be on camera. He's fucking He's just he's just fucking does manly shit behind the scenes. I'm his fortnight coach If he might come on for five minutes and tell a funny story just how he meant I don't know. We have to see if he wants to do it. It's quite like it's even though, you know We're all mates, you know once the lights are on and the cameras are on like even mon Gets quite nervous coming on the podcast like it's just an it is intimidating having because you're very very aware of cameras Yeah, so it takes a while to get used to it. So it's quite intimidating at times. Remember how you're scared used to be It's very very shy at the time and now I just forget that We're just three grown men sitting in a room having a chat really young Isn't that right? Yeah, that's exactly that. They see later. They see later a bit of banter. They see later look We'll do it Next question is from Jordan Sutton How bossy or angry is Matt whilst trying to film the podcast keeping you guys on track? Yeah, very sick Safe baby Stay wise babies Yeah, yeah, very extremely rude very short and irritable very Physically aggressive and kind of like really just lashes out at us and it really hurts our feelings and kind of brings the mood down It really happens at times of Like simple things like when your cord gets stuck in the couch and you just yank on it I feel if you just give yourself a few seconds to pull it out properly. You won't damage it When you guys get so stoned you can bailing out through question and I've had any we today and that just goes off. You're doing well today considering what you only had a little bit Is that what you need just a little bit? I feel you're in a this is the cookies are good So, yeah, there's a whole nother tray of their double strength. They're scary but um, you know, and of course because I because you know, I'm Physically and yeah, physically and emotionally getting Sucked off bullied and fucked with like of course and then short temper at times. Yeah trying to make sure everything's running smoothly Yeah, of course you get a little cranky But it's all in good. Do you reckon we rouse your kid when you have a kid? Yeah Will you hit him? Oh, yeah, I can see myself. I'll definitely fucking strike him. You'd how would you hit it? Just a backhand if he was being naughty. I don't know like that's so just you know, if you're sending Oh, it's probably too rude. No, I like it. Yeah, like that on the ass. Yeah, fucking these. Did you get hit as a kid? Yeah, I do it on the head. Oh, yeah, Greg fucking got me good We used to have a van once and I was sitting in the middle You've been all I've been in a van when there's like three across and it's like dad Me and my sister and I was being a little cunt. I was fucking with my sister and she could you grab her breast? Yeah, I kept grabbing it and and she kept saying stop stop and I was and I wouldn't stop and my dad told me he goes Do you guys matt stop it or or else and I was like, okay, and then we'll draw remember this clearly We're driving along and I just fucked with her again and he Fist fucking you know hammer fisted my like my leg is went black And you know that you know, you have like an instant like lump that was like instant lump I was like, oh And he's just like fucking told you well, I don't know if you said Well, you're so skittish in vans. Yeah, it was um Scary I got clipped but clipped in the ear like this Mama's wooden spoon Is we're we're riding our bikes past him and another will make disciplined you Yeah Well back when we were young like other parents could get away with little disciplines of you But I remember we were riding past him and another lady that wasn't his wife at the party Pretending like they were like flirting and hooking up No, you didn't yeah, dude And like he got so awkward about it. He's like he probably was trying to no That's why he got awkward then he brought me and his son Like around the corner and he just clipped it's like that. He said it's smart and I was like He was trying to fuck that other chick. No, and you caught him out and he was so panicked. Maybe you never know You know, there definitely would have been something. Yeah, there's something up there. That was a shock getting hits like whoa Snapshot into gear. So I'll definitely definitely be striking much. Um, yeah Yeah, I'll get hit a few times, but it's needed the amount of kids are at shopping centers Ripping open things and running around like little cunts and their parents don't do anything. They're weak as fuck Fucking shake like a hard car dude. It's so irritating. You see it and you're like, oh my god That kid's about to get fucking King hit then nothing happens nothing happens But then if you imagine if as a parent if you did fucking slam your kid in public There'd be other parents going. Oh, you're abusing them think about it problem solve the kid gets taken away No, hang on. Sorry when I say king here. I meant just a little back Yeah, just do you go to jail if the kid gets taken away? They just take your kid away They might yeah, exactly. You gotta tell you get rid of your kid So if you get over being a parent, you just neglect it for a bit hit it I think the best way is put some cigarettes out on its back. No, that's too far Just a little smack like that the best way is and just like teaching a dog You hit him two or three times then they don't want that again So then the thread of it is always there and they fucking smart no Yeah Yeah, all right. I'll try I'll try with estra. I'll let you guys know Get back to us mate. One of the best disciplines I've ever seen at a party I think I was like 14 and my mate was being a little fucker to his like parents It was his birthday and it was just all about him very Michael right running around He's just being such a cunny's throwing things at people and like his dad said oh, he calmed down And he goes he goes No, he said something to him and he picked up like a full bottle of like 1.25 coke through it at his dad And like skimmed off his head And his dad just stood back and looked for the nearest weapon which happened to be like a Like a mop like the old wooden mops and he's like started running down the driveway and his dad javelined it at him and got him One of the best things I've ever seen He's like, you know, like someone gets shot in a movie like fling back It was like that. I would fucking be imagine that your kid. That's a big 1.25 something Hey, we're all shocked, but he was being a light angle. It could knock you out He's being a little kind of be third a his dad was huge and just Remember just clipping off his face and seeing that you know, it's like a big dude gets hit and you see that immediate anger And you're like, oh, shit He's gonna be fine. Oh, yeah, take my kid around the back and just fucking beat this shit out of me I think that would be because he could have killed you that keep And also it's in front of me. It's a murdering. It's like it's so humiliating because your kid has been so disrespectful in front of people We'll ask we should get greg on and ask him how the fridge is here We should ask greg We should bring greg on and ask him all the times he's disciplined me see if he's got any good stories Anyway, I don't think I just go cup a little smacks, but it helps. I'll cup some beatings. I'm pretty sure That's why you're a bit skittish now. Yeah um Cooper Barton asks what type of music we've listened to we've answered that a few times before it's all Did that have a lot of likes? Latest band that I've been getting into by agriboys. Holy shit. Listen to them. They're really good. So Other question was from Daniel Depending where he's from. Um, he asked can we hear amber's move reviews as they know that she has to watch them with you So if you want to chuck in any of amber's comments, she was not happy with you last night, man Not what I heard Oh, well, you fixed it, but the foot when she originally saw four hours. Yeah, okay Fucking four hours my god. Well, that's all she has to do just you see all you guys got to do is communicate If we all communicated in this world things would be a lot better You communicate and that things got fixed and we're all happy now You said yourself that you cannot you have to watch it in one sitting the film to get into Yeah, yeah, yeah, dance with the world. You have to watch one sitting. It's is very long though. Um Uh Cain westernaz if we consider getting jared right on another person as a request of that that's in the works I believe yeah We have message. Well, it's hard to link up schedules because he's in baron bay But we have and we've been talking to him and it will it's on if when we can we will should we just go there? sorry, um Next question is from the milking stool patrick. Um, who has the most gaps in their guts? It's gotta be marty. Yeah. Well, that was just that one time. It's not. Yeah, it's come back a bit. You're like back 20% yeah how used to be Used to be just like a hundred percent. There was I would say like each day every 20 minutes you'd just let off this Oh, those were the days man weird storm of just sound. I really miss that. Hey He'd be in any point of the house and he'd be up the other end and you just hear this echo Saved the podcast for a while Man, like it was just the drinking brought it on though. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it was just my wine farts my poor Lifestyle. Oh man some funny times next question from dylan s What's with marty's knuckles in the latest podcast looks like he's been punching a slab of Everyone always comments on this knuckle here. I think your hands were dark in no, it's just one knock like hardened They are different colors there. I don't know. I think maybe just from boxing boxing. Maybe I honestly don't know They do are even high school. I remember looking at your hands and going. What's up with them? Like look at the ends here. Yeah, that's from this Yeah, that's so strange Nerve nervous thing and then it feels good really after a while Like it hurts. Oh, wow. I might get into it And look how bendy they are now. Yeah, I know mine is so like straight. You was a so hard to bend Sorry So he used to call like I used to bring it up in high school and he'd be like it's ross river It's ross river fever. Yeah, you know, we'll have to leave you boys. What's that up there? What? Oh, that's a big oh my god. Is he gonna get down the driveway? He lied. He's lying. That's not going to get down the driveway. Oh, he's being john lennon. Yeah It's real. It's fucking massive truck. That's exciting. We got a fridge guys. We might have to go up there Oh, we might have to go in there and meet him. He knows the boys will get it Oh, not us. I'm he obviously those messages have worked not us. Just he didn't want to lose his job Oh, no, that's so cringe now that he's gonna get we just don't talk. I just don't think he's gonna get down Look at James deal with that. James has to deal with the that's bigger than the truck that moved us here. I reckon And we're back. Holy shit. That was an ordeal. What just happened everyone see that delivery driver he got stuck at our entrance And um, we had to run out and help him and like stop traffic and shit. It was fucking hectic, bro There's a lot of work. But we've got our uh, fridge and some product from mother. So um, yeah They keep sending it. Yeah. No, that's right. Matt. They want to be sponsors. It's just taking them a while Get this shit together. Anyway on with the questions. Oh, no, that was it those questions. All right No, that was the last question which was It's okay Oh something about g-spots now with g-spots they come from Do you want the question first? No Because he was I was actually curious whether it was caused by your volcano experiment Yeah, no the g-spot has been there my whole life. I think it comes from not wiping properly Yeah, it's just lazy wiping. So what is this to shit on the paper when you just get up or do you not even look? Um, man, I reckon sometimes you can go forever. There's just hundreds hundreds of wipes and it's just still shitty I think it's damage from I have had a fair few hemorrhoids in my life. So it leaves the skin a bit flaky and like Who seeps out of the skin? Yeah, it gets caught in different little crevices and yeah, it takes a while to clean Yeah, well there you go There it is. You've hit it here first channel four brown Man that was fucking work then we had a fully flick line and the look I was traffic controller jim I wish I had water. I really it was Like I thought I might have gone Matt's got a movie for michael to review Matt's father's name is greg and michael would rather be dead. This is michael's movie review You All right now last week matt gave michael dances with the wolves to watch and michael went to watch it and sort of that It was four hours. That's not even an exaggeration 3,056 minutes that movie runs for I don't remember being that long and uh, michael, um Called matt and a fit of rage declined and matt had to give him an actually no It wasn't michael's actually amber messaged me in a bit of rage Called in a in a yeah, and you gave michael another movie to watch which was um, I decided to give him a mystic river Directed by clean eastwood starring shawnt pan and kevin bacon and lorence fishburne And tim something zoo. Yeah, I think I thought I'd seen this film, but I hadn't oh really that's exciting and um Got to say dude. This is good shit. You liked it good shit. What's great? It's like a crime thriller that's actually interesting Great acting good concept The beginning was pretty fucked up. I must say I enjoyed it and it was two hours long over two hours Yeah, shawnt pan won best actor and the Oscars for that. Yeah, I don't know. I I don't see that, but it was good It was all right. It was really entertaining great storyline good concept Um, they I picked it will amber picked it like halfway through what was gonna happen But it was still interesting happy where it went Basically, um, uh, shawnt pan's daughter is is shot and killed And they don't know why Well, all by who or how and they think it could be one person, but it ends up it was shawnt pan And else no it wasn't shawnt pan, but he ends up killing this dude And he shouldn't have it. Yeah good is very good. So that I can respect you have now I'd give it a Seven out of ten something and um good film well done I'm impressed matt you've you've really shown me something Especially coming from four hours. Did you actually watch it? Yeah Did you make amber sit there and watch while you went off and she enjoyed it too? She enjoyed it as well It's pretty rough Yeah, I think I like that. I like how fucked up it is Did you did you enjoy the bit at the end when the cop Realized his childhood mate killed the other child mate and he decided not to say anything. Yeah, it's it's quite like Well, this is what yeah, this is the concept of it Whatever you do it was like circles bad circles would just go around other bad circles and it was a loop So what happened to him as a kid then happened to him as an adult then He everyone paid their own hell in a different way for their choices in life and it was fucking it was Mind-blowing was very interesting Maybe you can watch it. No Well, you have a similar test. I don't know if Marty would yeah, Marty. No He's not I already see Marty. Marty needs a comedy and needs to be funny. Yeah, I don't know if it'd be up You oh, he'd know you probably wouldn't like it All right, so that's the movie now. What are you going to get him to watch this week? Dances with wolves. Oh fuck off. I'm not doing four hours Over two weeks He'd want it in one sitting. Yeah, it's got to be one sitting So just so you can grasp the full potential of that movie. Um, it's called sunshine Um Has a little guy from picky blinders. Fuck off. I can't think of his name right now. Bye Yeah, the lead guy from picky blinders, isn't it? Bye. Um, basically the premise is is the sun is dying And they're sending a ship up full of bombs to reignite it Okay, I'll give this a go. You've given me more hope in you from that last film. Well done brown All right, sunshine. It might be hard to find. So if you can't find it, let me know we'll change movies All right, brown you watched a website video one of ours and you watched The nail gun video. Yes, I did which is where we test how dangerous it is and what distance it's dangerous to shoot a Nail gun at the human body and we figured it out that all distances Are dangerous all distances are fucked My advice to anyone do not do this video Yeah, yeah, we say that too in the video. I didn't hear it. Okay. I must have missed it. We made it for god That's what we meant. That's what we missed. We do it so they don't have to that's the whole motto. Um Now this is a bit of an older one Yeah, this is a couple of years now. I've had a lot of struggles with the older ones, especially with one percenters Which I know everyone's annoyed with but It's um, yeah, it's just what makes them. But for some reason You used the whole environment and everything that was happening It worked well. I didn't need any one percenters. You explained it well Um, the people involved played their parts perfectly Um, even though it was just in the driveway, which is poor I prefer you would have done it in some area where you could film it better once again times All right Desperate times right now. I'll be it's a shame We can't do it again because it'd be good to put it in an area where you could really set up some We will never ever do that video again. No, no, that's a shame as you see that from like fucking 10 meters away You could shoot it into metal You did see that put a hole in the door. Um, I loved that we you just kept Um trigger like hitting it the trigger. So you really heard the sound of the gun going off and it was fucking terrifying Oh, I would have given me anxiety trying to do that Um, so gave us it did give us a scare first off the fact that you guys did that balls Big fact that you should say guts. That's really sexist Matt same thing But the fact that you did that stupid Yeah, we could have been a life-ender Did you know that one of the nails went in between our heads? Yeah, so might he put a big pillow up and just stood there and it was just Constantly hitting his back in these organ areas. Oh, thank god. I put that pillow there I don't even think to do that for some reason. Yeah, my logic brain was just so fucked back then Um, the ass shot was very funny And and the accuracy and the accuracy to hit that was very good. It's like the center of the bum cheeks Yeah, but it took him like fucking 10 goes but then when you pulled it out and the skin comes out when you're it's like Not good, um Yeah, it was yeah, but uh, but then obviously uh, the next shot you get hit in the calf And it's like it's like three quarters of the way in Yeah, I know it's like eight centimetres in my skin. Yeah, like it was crazy in your calf I think it's so weird the artery in the side too. Um, did you know that millimeter to the left and right? Yeah, there's arteries in your in your legs That would have been so short you see Dude, can you imagine if we would have seen blood just sucks as soon as I pull out then the the nail It's just a shoot of blood to share like oh, dude I would scream and look at you and say fix this fix this. We'd have to pin him down hold his blood Yeah, just put really tight pressure and just hold pressure until the ambulance got there. I'd drive. Fuck wait for the ambulance Take that off there. There's no such thing anymore. Yeah, the the commitment to science on this one is is That's standing. Yeah, very very committed. Um, not safe. Nobody should ever try it Guys are stupid for doing it, but incredibly brave at the same time Um, you know, maybe a pulse surprise in the future for it. What's a pulse surprise? It's a science award science award. Holy shit. It's like no, we're getting a noble peace prize. You reckon All right, um, I got a really good chuckle though. I had no chuckles through it. I was just shocking But I did get a good chuckle at the end as you're driving to the hospital And marty's telling you all the outcomes of the different things that could go wrong Like tetanus and like infection and glue infection. Did you know they offered me a tetanus shot? And I said no It's just a tetanus shot. Yeah, anyway, sorry Um Yeah, overall overall for an old video that where that lacks, you know, production It was very good eight out of ten Okay Fucking go on the reason you didn't get nine is because it was very unsafe and I worry for you guys That's what should spark it to an eye And that of course is available on our website. Um, you can watch it. It's called the nail gun experiment. There's shit on me All right Let's finish things off with a hoopla A little hoopla A hoopla A little hoopla That's a wassa. All right prank call Hello, uh, my name Arnold fine. I see you have Flyer for puppy for sale Yes, I do. Okay. I need to ask a few questions about puppy. Okay. So, um They, uh Golden retriever Yes purebred golden retrievers. Okay. How old are the puppy? Um, so we've got two letters available. Um, and they're both already for new homes now Um, so the younger litter is eight weeks today and the older litter is nine weeks tomorrow Okay, and uh, what size? roughly fully grown What? Um, it depends if you're after a male or a female Um What what what a litter mean? Uh, you mean A litter is how much so we've got two two mums that have had puppies. So we had Two two lots of puppies at one. Okay. So They're six days apart in age. Okay. So they're fresh and a fresh puppy. Um, how uh, how big? Yeah, so if I get um, let's say a male How big? many kilo when A male can get anywhere from about 30 to 40 kilo but average about 35 kilo Okay, not bad. Um, and what you feed uh, dog to make a fat to make a big dog. Um I want a large lot a lot of meat on dog. Okay Yeah, you can put you can give them um, like fresh meat and things like that Okay fresh meat and then they get fat and nice and plump a dog They can do yes Okay. Now that's that's good. I I want plump a big fresh dog Um, yeah, what age is the dog uh full size? Um about 18 months. Okay 18 months. So I must feed because they're a big dog They do grow for a quite a while longer. Okay, so I feed dog for 18 months I fatten up and then 18 months. Uh, it's full grown and maybe 40 kilo Yes Okay, okay. Are you just looking for a family pet or no? I um, I look to Have dog. Uh, I have a family. Um, they live um, not a country, but they um eat dog So I look to uh, grow the dog uh full size and then um, we Yeah, no, we're not interested. I'm not selling Why not? No, what do you mean? No, why not? No No No, no, no. Wait, what's the problem? I give you money. I give you $3,500 No And for dog, why not? You need to give me explanation. I'm not understanding No, these are family dogs that will be loved What do you mean they're family dogs? You're selling them. You sell your family, huh? No, they're family dogs. They're pets. They're not to be eaten Yes, but if you're selling your family and to make no sense and they are meat, they like They are like, no, no, no, no, they are like your family messy but they're not a pig They're like a pig or sheep or same a team. It's in the dog a pig Nearly exact same animal What do you do? I mean, what do you mean you say goodbye? This is a sore rule. I Say okay now call back and say that you You are sorry and you will not make them you will not eat them, but you still want one. She was disturbed You still want one, but you promise not to eat it. We are calling her next week. Yeah, that's a good idea We'll keep that one in the in the bank That's very good. Sorry guys. No, no, that was lovely. I love so glad that one of the flyers paid off Oh my god, that was lovely How was the no no no no no no no no no no no Very good very very good. Oh guys, don't forget to like comment subscribe because fire sorry if you're on spotify Please and everything helps out so much. Thank you so much everyone. Holy shit everybody We're the best with the best