 All right boys, I'm finally gonna do it Gentlemen, I never thought I'd actually do this. Wow Luna is pissed window for me. Are you mad? Those of you who aren't clued in I was in California for the whole last year, but that was not my house I was just renting a place to be in Cali for a whole year The biggest pet peeve is when youtubers do house tours of like a house. They're renting But you're just touring someone else's house. That's not your house either way a big big big step that we made this Year was we actually finally purchased this house. I am in Grand Haven, Michigan. We're really close to the water It's like my dream place. We also are finally finished with the wheel of mutt garage I've been talking about this for like seven months all the money I made from winning that golf competition I put towards that. It's finally done. You guys are gonna get to see that give you a little house tour I really am just so grateful because the only reason I get to do this is because of you guys So thank you so much. Let's go. Let's get in first thing You notice every time you come in house is the foobies will attack you This is Luna also known as phobie give me your wiener. This is Mika Also known as phobie This is bandana phobie. This is your evolution is bandana phobie Just put this up. It's so sick. It's like a 3d wall art of Michigan. So Grand Haven That's like the beach that we're on so we're like right there right on Lake Michigan and then Lansing this right here This is where Michigan State is that's where my family is so Michigan State's right here and Arbor is where the University of Michigan Is and then Detroit we don't go there because we don't want to die. Just kidding Detroit's Detroit's kind of nice It's not that bad They just redid the whole kitchen before I moved in I love this light blue. It's like my favorite You can tell it's like my favorite color. I feel like I'm on HGTV and they're gonna do this all day They literally like they just scrap. Oh Randy Orton Everybody comments on this my older brother got this for me for Christmas. It's like a cutting board the man to me The legend Papa Meigs. We only cut bratwurst on there, baby. Sit sit sit sit Hey, you're doing good. You're not sit Good girl. Okay There you go chompy Wait shake Good girl. You're so pretty This is the casting couch And Mika All right, cool. So this is like I guess it's called the basement, but it's like six steps of basement It's kind of cool So it's not like an entirely different part of the house But you just kind of like waddled right down here and me and Chase just set up something sick chase behind the camp if you guys didn't know He's my new full-time videographer. I went to high school together. He's a stud So you'll see him a lot of videos. So this is basically like the living room I had to get giant beanbags because they're so lit this this is what I mean by like I'm turning into a mom I never even knew it did that it's a coffee table, right? But it swivels It's just so sick because what if I want something here? I also want something here. What if I want something right here? It's so lit So usually there's another beanbag right here But me and Chase just made this like ultimate gaming dungeon where we can disrespect women as much as we want This is my old iMac. We've got two xboxes two monitors the og Little LED strips behind and do you guys remember this? I'm just gonna put this up Very few of you are gonna remember this This is from like a vlog that did not get a lot of views like four years ago If you remember this, I love you. I will not be giving the back story You guys outside of my favorite part like the absolute best part of this house is the backyard 100% and that's really why I got it But this is the four seasons room It's so pretty it's hot as shit in here, but in the winter. It's so awesome It's got one of those like super old-school furnaces. Just super cute in the winter. Dude. It's got a beer tap I legally can drink the alcohol whenever I'm really sad about all my girlfriends leaving me. I just sit here I go water fountain, you know Give me some Thank you First thing we did was get the electric fence so that fooby won't run away She used to just forever like you can see like a bunch of geese over there She literally just bolt So Luna like hates the water will not swim But if she's chasing geese, she will swim because she wants them so bad that overpowers her fear of the water So lots of landscaping. I think it's so cute. There's this upper deck right here. I Don't know if you guys remember the egg chair I got it from my apartment at MSU and I figured I was like, you know at some point in my life I might have a house and I might put it somewhere Damn, it looks crispy Dude bugs are so dumb though when you sit out here and turn it on bugs literally fly straight into it and just die It's kind of like it's a sad like cemetery This is maybe my favorite place in the whole house Spend a good hour here every day thinking about how much I hate myself And then I mean This is gonna sound obvious, but like one of the coolest coolest parts is having actual waterfront access I know a lot of people have boats But then they like take it to the boat launch and stuff and it's really like I don't know It's a huge hassle the way that I ended up even getting this house as I told a realtor here in Michigan I said hey over the next four or five years if you see a house that pops up that has like lake access and That I could afford and not even four days later. He's like hey I know this is a little quick, but that exact house just popped up All right Guess I'll sell out a little bit Thank you so much so all my sponsors guys really use their products. They're super cool No, I'm serious you guys have to do a ray-channel edges the best mobile game What are you fooling? Landscape admittedly use to look a lot better until the foobies use it as their hunting ground All right, now I'll give you guys the boat tour. This is the best part next year. I want jet skis It was just so hard to get them this year Let's you let's take it out. Fuck. I didn't even think about it. We could take it out Take this whips off the beer keeper hats. Oh It's so high They're the best part. This is like I literally can't thank you boys You know this was my dream all on like house on a lake I can take a boat out jet skis and all that stuff One of my best friends from home lived on a lake is on chase is really good friends, too So we just kind of grew up there when we were in like middle school and high school So I want to be able to do that and like hopefully if I find a woman who doesn't leave me I want my kids to be able to do that or maybe I'll just impregnate a bunch of women and they have no choice You can't leave me now, bitch. I've got a kid with whoa video Should do like playing Madden on a boat That's not a very good idea The craziest like this is like a Universal fact of the world if you live on a lake or you just ever go out on a lake You just all you do is you lap around the lake and look at the massive houses The summer houses out here are just so stupidly expensive and absurd that it's just like Coop what who are you bro? How many bonus points if I run these jet skiers over? I'm gonna commit vehicular manslaughter. I'm not gonna do it I'm definitely putting that They can't stop me fun fact of the day this shirt Is a woman's shirt, but I saw it in Dix and it's just so fire So I just got a woman's extra large, but you would have never known you're probably gonna ask where I got the shirt from I can feel it in the milkers a little bit suited for someone with a bit more milk I'll never get over that My dicks and my own ass Next on the docket all the stuff is upstairs and then the wheel muck garage This is the deck off of the kitchen This is my next big project, you know if I sell out a few more times, baby A couple more raise shadow legends adds, but actually yeah I want to strip all these off and put up glass because this is so silly You got a beautiful view right here. Why would you obstruct your view and I want to put some like yep The foobies are mad Cry foobie cry about it foobie and keep crying Oh, I want to put like an outdoor dining area out here and like a big umbrella and all those string lights Let's go upstairs. I'm gonna show you guys the bedroom. This is where I literally have sex with your mother You think I'm kidding you think I'm joking you think I'm joking. Where was your mom last night at 10 30 p.m Think about it. Do you can you do you remember? I guarantee you don't you're saying yourself. Oh shoes in her room, right? Was she did did you see her Between 10 30 and 10 33 p.m. Yeah, I only lasted 30 seconds. Sorry. She's hot. Yeah I even made the bed for you Just kidding your mom did that before she fucking left last night, but All right, I'm serious though. I made the bed may for it's like your astrology sign I don't know may the force be with you. Is that yeah? Yeah This is a small version of what I was talking about. It's kind of becoming destroyed But it's all the places I've been with a pin in them. It's kind of cool There's a decent out in there each one has a good story. This is London Italy Greece Croatia Germany Amsterdam Hungary Budapest Ukraine. You guys know that story Middle eni turkey. I'm missing something. This is a this is a Gucci plate when I tell you I'm serious about this I'm very serious about this. It's so cute. It's my jewelry plate It houses my one Gucci ring, which I wear if I'm feeling extra e-boy if I'm feeling like I want someone to question my sexuality I'll just throw that out and they're like, hmm. Does he like boys? You know, this is my degree There is a typo on it which is such a bitch So you guys know I went to michigan state my dad got this frame as soon as I graduated I love them for that. It does say I have a bachelor of arts with a major in marketing It should say with a major in plumbing But when it got printed out or something, I don't know. There's just a typo. They goofed it For those of you who didn't know I don't know if any of you guys are new to my channel But I actually major in plumbing at MSU. Um So that I could lay pipe On your mom Joke that I've used that joke so many times. Literally everybody knows that joke Nothing special in here You guys remember Kaylee. She had really curly hair. She always put this shit in her hair She left it at my house one day and I got on the shower and I was like, fuck it. Like I'm gonna try it out Bro, she's usually my hair is like most pretty flat right now anyway, but I don't get a lot of curls But if I like put this in my hair after a shower Herbal essences, this is not sponsored. I just thought I'd let you guys know. You guys know this puppy The gay pride Versace robe I really really and this is my coming out video. I guess So it's feeling like right now. Good view of the lake too Yeah Do you like a full video like a closet tour like everything is in my closet? I'm not gonna do that I'll give you guys like a two second look That'll just be you coming out of the closet. Yeah Okay, I'm staying in here. No, I'm not coming out of the closet. I'm staying right here. All right Hey, have a good video to rim the willamette studio for me. All right. We'll see you I mean your parents not ready yet. What if my family judges me? I Little lemon just dropped like men's set. Yeah, this shit is fire I can't wait to wear it. You guys know I like my shirts like this And this is so sick. I cannot wait to wait Barely tell the shorts even there. I got there blending in baby I didn't notice her shoes like I was buying a lot of shoes. I just wouldn't wear them You know, I end up wearing birks around the house all the time um And when I go out I either wear really fancy shoes or vapor maxes I always wear my vapor maxes because they make me two inches taller. These are the goats I swear to God, especially if you got any short Kings out there Dude, look if you're six foot tall go have a blast buddy. Go beat your own Schmead. I'm not, okay, and now For the best part the wheel of my garage and I'm out of here. Well, then welcome to the wheel of my garage, baby So I'll give you the formal tour number one. This is all temporary This is just inspection stuff and this is just for the workers this AC unit We're getting full-fledged AC to go through the entire room, which is sick But that has not been put in yet. So I guess it's not formally done right when we walk in the whole floors have been finished It's indestructible. It looks really good. It's got little blue specs in it. It's blue So technically I can still use this as a garage, but that's not really what you're done for The big thing was kicking out the back windows. This is the best view. This is the lake view Like this is what you want. This is gonna be my anime wall. I know I'm a total weave. It's not finish it This is Yoshi Kagekira. If you know him, I love you guys a stud I really don't he's way more handsome than me Right here is gonna be Cypher Alexa you're a whore This is gonna be Cypher Bel Nades from Castlevania and this is undetermined I have no idea what I'm gonna put here yet So I'm gonna figure it out full 3d wall panels They did such a good job on it the builders who did this room. They did amazing. Who do you even call that shape, bro? I have no idea I think it's a cock it literally is a cock and a ball two balls one shortcut kind of looks like mine actually I mean, I would have except they'd be like this big if I give them a mold of mine I got these of Japanese room dividers. I went with the all-white theme because I'm racist um What there's no punch line I'm just racist. This is my most unpopular opinion. I think most I say 90% of youtubers use PC and I hate it I love Mac and this is where I play like 2k or matter and then this is just a second monitor So if you guys see me making a video I have like all my footage and recordings and face cam stuff like verified right here And then this is where I play the game and then if it gets dark I have the Elgato Lighting panels right here like if I make it a video at 9 p.m. That almost never happens. I just don't do that So usually I make videos like in the morning until midday I just put these up in the grand scheme of things They look a little bit weird because there's all this open space up here But the whole point was for the videos So now in video shots, you should see like this plant Stafford and the 100k check one take. Okay one take Kind of the free throws the close shot Oh, I'll let you guys see this. This is kind of weird. Most people don't see this. This is my calendar This is how I plan out videos. So I tell you guys I'm a sellout, right? This is all of my ads for the month of august manscaped mac welton dr. Squatch Seat geek I have three seat actually one of them is in this video one of the seat geeks is in this video Holy shit. I totally forgot about that. I do want to thank seat geek I am seriously though. This video is sponsored by seat geek now that I remember seat geek is the best place to buy tickets I know I'm a sellout, but that doesn't mean it's not the best place to buy tickets I use it for the festivals that me and chase are all about to go to if you use code mmg You get 20 dollars off the app is amazing Definitely, you should have seat geek on your phone by now if you want to go to a game If you want to go to nba game nfl game a concert of anything go to seat geek. Yeah seat geek. I do love you I got rake shadow legends, baby the goats probably shouldn't have wrote that down but intermission started here No video yesterday house tour no video tomorrow And then we come back from the intermission episode 19 20 21 22 23 24 These are undetermined. There's a video you guys really want to see I don't know what to post on the fist six and sevens. So let me know It's signed by like the most random players and it's like brett maher Love that last name. This is when I clapped Literally clapped you boy pizzas cheeks. Oh my god. What a bum It's just been downhill for him ever since sorry bud I beat this youtuber in madden and I went out and made myself a customer Of me beating him in madden. Yeah He was not happy. Yeah boys. That's pretty much it. I absolutely love this house And I really cannot thank you guys enough for putting me in a position to where I can be doing this It's not like a gig a mansion or anything. I know you guys are probably used to those house tours But I am so incredibly happy I can't wait to make super heat bangers for you guys in here The only reason I'm here is because of you guys. So thank you so much. I love you Thank you for uh sticking with me through my annoying sellouts Um, and I'll just keep making bangers for you guys. So thanks for watching as always. I love you guys. Peace out