In the Mine ("Still Alive" parody)





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Published on May 6, 2011

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Ok, this my first attempt at a parody so go easy on me lol

Original song written by Jonathan Coulton

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I'm here in minecraft
I need to make tools so I can mine
Beating up a tree to make a workbench
Minecrafting science
Allows me to make a wood pick axe
Even though it makes no sense
But physics don't apply here

You can see blocks floating in mid-air it's insane
And the water flows but it refuses to drain
And the days don't last long
The time rate is all wrong
Nevermind I'll just begin to mine

Did I mention creepers
Those bastards will blow up in your face
One of them destroyed my house
And killed me
I pick up the pieces
I need to rebuild before day's end
It gets dangerous because
The monsters come out at night

Here they come, shit, I better not die this time I swear
But I have no armor or a helmet to wear
And I haven't made sword
I should get some iron ore
But to get that I will need to mine

I have been digging
I think there might be a cave nearby
Maybe i'll find many ores together
Maybe 10 diamonds
That was a joke ha ha fat chance
Anyway this mine is great
It goes so deep underground

Look at me still talking when there's mining to do
But I look around and don't where to go through
I am feeling really dumb
I forgot where I came from
I think I may be lost in the mine

Aww damn it lava I'm stuck in the mine
I dug a circle I'm stuck in the mine
This isn't funny I'm stuck in the mine
(screw it) I'm dying I'm stuck in the mine
But now my items are stuck in the mine
Stupid mine
Stupid mine


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