 All right time for the prank call and this week we're going to attempt to do what we tried to do last week I'm going to call a tattoo parlor and say that I'm booking a tattoo for my friend And I want him to tattoo something really vulgar and fucked up on my friend and see what he says I'm going to try and get the tattoos to tattoo I Fuck animals on Michael But I'm going to tell the tattoo artist that Michael doesn't know that he's getting that tattoo on him. Does that make sense? Afternoon, this is Carol from Speaking Hello, my name is Peter. I was wondering if I could please book my friend in for a tattoo sometime next week Yeah, is this for Jessica? No, no, this is First time calling for me. My friend my friend's name is Michael Yeah No, no he he has not been to the tattoo he has tattoos. I'm not sure where he got them from this is a Birthday present for him For myself and he says he wanted um a fish That he said you know the the fish that people get People get a lot of different fishes unfortunately. I couldn't tell you exactly what one is thinking of It's a religious fish. He said and he said it would roughly be between 10 and 15 centimeters long and 10 centimeters high My friend thinks he's getting the fish Um, but we said with my other friends we had a funny idea and thought we would request it Um instead of when when he thinks he's getting the fish tattooed on him Would you be able to tattoo something else on him? Unfortunately, no Not without his consent We would be happy to pay and it would be funny We thought if if under the fish We write the words I fuck animals Under the fish and then when he sees it at the end it's already it's already on him and it's already too late Yeah, unfortunately, no, we won't be able to do that without his knowledge Just what what if I've what if we pay more? What if we pay a little bit because do you understand the the the joke? He would think he would think he's getting the fish. Yeah, and then and then he sees the I fuck animals underneath an animal We thought would be quite humorous to see what he would say to that and he is quite a humorous guy You'll you'll see he's a very he laughs a lot. So I think I think he wouldn't mind that much Um, unfortunately, no, um, we won't be able to do that He's consent, unfortunately What if we change the the wording maybe to something else? Maybe he fucks something else Maybe not an animal. He could fuck inanimate objects. He could fuck Table he could fuck hair Any of any words? Which which word should we replace? Do you think maybe I? I think he has to approve it first I don't think I don't think he will Say yes, if we tell him Um, hey mate. I want to get I fuck animals under the fish. I don't think he will say Yes to that but I can ask him But I would prefer to pay more And have the tattoo done without his knowledge No, unfortunately, we can't tell you someone without their knowledge and consent prior But he he consents to the fish Yep, he can consent to the fish, but he can't consent to the rest of it. So unfortunately, we can't do that As I previously recommended, if you guys want to pop into the shop, you guys can put down a deposit for a booking And we can talk about the fish designs, but unfortunately, we can't tell you anything without his actual consent If if he consents to I fuck animals Would you be willing to tattoo that under the fish? Yes, as long as we get his full consent for it and we triple confirm everything Yes, okay. The reason I want I fuck animals is a funny story Many years ago. He uh was caught on a fishing trip Putting a fish on his on his on himself. And so since that day We jokingly say You have have fuck animals. And so that that is why we we think it would be quite humorous to put that under All right, well, I'll I'll look I'll give him a call and I'll I'll I'll ask him if we can put I fuck animals under his religious fish And if so, then I'll come in next week And we'll get the Jesus fish done up and I'll Show you the font for the I fuck animals And maybe we can work out a reasonable price Yeah, sounds good. We'll see you next week Jesus See you next week Pamela She said that she'll do the fish That's it. She said that she'll do the She said She should have been listening. Yeah, yeah, man. What's wrong with this? That last little Like cough it up and flabble. That was fucking very nice