 So for those of you that didn't see last episode, which probably did, but if you didn't see last episode Let me let me show you an accurate representation of how that went First I walked in in a great mood in a great Second need a fanny pack. This will go well walk in in a great mood and I say hi EA Despite hating your guts I'm gonna play your game today and not only that but I'm gonna have some fun and EA said oh well Sure, why don't you first bend on over and we will proceed to That is what happened last game I got paired up with the biggest Cheeser the most obese biggest Sweater I played that guy on Madden so it wasn't fun to say the least and not only that but when I hit the loser's Wheel I lost my brand new 93 overall down in McNabb, and now we have a silver 68 overall power up Cam Newton and Saul I don't even know it we get totally screwed over and can't get a quarterback with our spins We can at least try to power up Cam Newton after the game if we can win So let's just hop into this puppy. I just want to have a quarterback back. This is giving me anxiety I hate the fact that there is a 68 overall sitting in there Yes, I can power it all the way up to a 90 overall But a has to replace whatever is already on my team So if I get a half back and it's a 90 overall half back it has to replace leaving on belt Even if I don't want to okay, so I'm doing a team wheel for this. I get a 90 overall I just need the team to have a good power up QB Texans to Sean Watson Texans to Sean Watson We got ourselves a new QB. They don't have a power up to Sean Watson There's no power up the Sean Watson there's no to Sean Watson which I am sad about but you know what there is is Judevian clowny And I wanted I've wanted this card for so long so I can power up clowny all the way to a 90 overall Oh, it's too bad that doesn't say 91 overall because clownies card is a 91 But I can't buy this get them really close to that 91 now that leaves us with one more wheel spin and like please I don't know what type of wheel spin this is gonna be but for love of God allow me to get a quarterback I cannot play with 68 Kim. I just can't do it. I get to choose a power up legend. However, I Don't get to power it up Which means we're kind of back to square one because I'm gonna have to have a shitty QB in for this episode No lie all these legends are so cheeks like I don't care about any of these Lawrence Taylor Okay, I'm doing Lawrence Taylor. That is such a good card. Holy shit. So for now, I'm gonna play Lawrence Taylor out of position but We'll see how that goes down the line. All right, and that leaves us with the challenge wheel Which we're already basically doing a challenge with my 68 overall QB, but okay, this one's fun It's a hat trick. This one's called hat trick rush touchdown passing touchdown and a field goals We got a score in every way possible. I think we can do this I gotta have a better outlook last game was an anomaly. We it was bad, but whatever it happens real quick though Today's video is sponsored by seat geek seat geek is hands down the best way to get tickets for anything NFL MLB concert tickets you name it. They have it right on the app They actually compare prices of all the seats around you so you know exactly when you're getting a good deal I could personally attest. I always use seat geek for all my tickets to Lions games This is the best place to do it if you are getting tickets for anything You got to use this app download link is in the top of the description Make sure you use the code MMG for $20 off your first purchase Our opponent does not have an insanely good team You never see that he has the long shot logo if you ever get into a game And someone has the long shot logo if you lose that game You are doing a disservice to all of mankind if you play through long shot You are everything that is wrong with Madden long shot is the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my whole life and the fact that EA puts money into it. Oh my god I think I'm gonna puke. I'm gonna go puke Thank God my challenge is it to not complain this episode two straight games that I play People do this bullshit. I'm actually like I would be so much more upset if this guy's team was good Like if I knew that this guy was good this guy is dog shit And he's gonna get destroyed You don't come in to a game like this with the long shot logo. I'm blitzing my whole team I don't give a shit. Oh wow. What are the odds? He runs it with Lamar Jackson. You can take your field goal. Take your field goal So only points you're getting this whole game is the only time you're getting on that half is because of that kicker turn So take your points. Oh, oh my god. I hate you. I hate you so much He tried to pull my me on me. You can't You can't pull a me on me. We need a rushing touchdown a passing touchdown in a field goal And our week suit is Cam Newton right now and I guess our run game is our also our week suit We have two week suits. All right. We got a little late blitz there Calvin Johnson over the middle. Oh my god I forgot who my quarterback was 68 overall cam Newton. Of course. He can't make that throw. What am I doing? What is wrong with me guys? What is wrong with me? Okay? He's in the same defense So I'm just gonna throw this to Calvin Johnson again, but I just had to be more ready for it. Yes Passing touchdown. There it is. I'm gonna I'm gonna show both See you Thank you, Cam Newton. Maybe we get weird with it. Oh, of course. I'm doing the fake. Oh this guy read the scouting report I'm proud of you No Okay, good boy. All right, so we have our passing touchdown. We need a rushing touchdown in a field goal So, let's see if we can get some ground game going here. Oh great blocks gentlemen spin two spins You had everybody go in and then he's been the wrong way span spun Spanoodle second and 11. We're gonna go with the exact same place if we can get some better blocks this time What is going on? Why am I getting stuck on my line? Hit the hole for that for that rushing touchdown. Oh, oh Big cam Newton Okay, I'll get my field goal here then Let's take my field goal fourth and eight We now have our field goal and now we just need a rushing touchdown We're in business Wheel of mud is a Wheel of mud is a bizarre game guys. Just quit after that was just such a pointless game We didn't even get to complete our challenge because he rage quit We do get a rage quit spin and I am gonna hop into another game because that guy quit so bad We're gonna do secondary game rules. So as of right now I am spinning for the rage quit spin and Give me a quarterback out of this. Oh 2000 coins per kill on domination. Oh, that's actually like not fair Because this game has EKIA which counts assists. Okay, so I'm gonna tweak this a little bit since we can't really do kills So we're sure pretend it said EKIA. Yeah, I'm using the SG 12. I'm such a I love it. I love this guy How are we getting spawn trapped already? There's three there's four. Oh shit There's five we're balling out right now. There's six. I'm about to get killed I'm 100% dead. Yeah, I knew it Shit. All right, we're actually kind of ripping right now So what if I get 50 EKIA, I would have a hundred thousand coins to spend on one player. That's how that would work So we're in business You're dead thought Get out of them. Come on Where are the rest of you? They're about to be at B. They're coming across here right now. Yep There it is We'll get them buddy. It worked. It was a distraction This started out so strong and now it's not ending so strong. Okay 33 kills 33 well not really 33 EKIA So 66,000 coins one player and that's all just for our rage quit. We're gonna play another game too You guys are in for an episode Lorenzo Neil 62,000 and I have 66,000 Yes, abs so freaking loosely. So if you're familiar wheel of mud if we get a rage quit really really early I'm not gonna leave you guys off with just that amount of gameplay So we're gonna play another one, but it's not gonna count as a full one. So instead of doing two spins I'm just gonna do one spin my wheels spit I want a quarterback, but I also just wasted my 66,000 coins. So it's my if I don't get a quarterback It's totally my fault mud draft Random round. Okay, so I could get a quarterback if if there's a quarterback on the round Then I get a quarterback, but otherwise I'm stuck with cam Newton still which is actually really comical Maybe this is the universe telling me that I need to have Cam Newton because I got I'm doing this randomly, right? So I'm just gonna have alexa do this Okay, so whatever alexa picks I could take one player from that round alexa pick a number one through 20 Here's a number between one and 20 It's four that actually could have the quarterbacks on it Damn, what are the odds that alexa got the round with the quarterbacks? Okay So alexa picked round four I get one player round four. Please don't be the quarterback round So it's not the quarterbacks yet as long as it's not the quarterbacks yet not the quarterbacks yet Not the quarterback. Oh my god. It actually dead ass could be round four One player from this round quarterbacks quarterbacks No, I really bro my brain really said like I really thought we could do it. Okay. So the thing that sucks about this deon jones is I can't buy that off the auction house I have to do campaign for that and I don't do campaign. So so it's either eric baron levante david We need a linebacker. So we're going with levante david Right. We need a linebacker. Don't we? No, I have lords tailor. I'm gonna take levante david quick sell him And then I'll use that to upgrade lords Especially the same thing three top three. Let's see what he's got scurilla Let's give me a long one boys. Oh right there. Calvin Johnson for about 20 yards Good shit. All right pa crossers again. Oh my god. That's there touch That's literally a touchdown Oh my god, that's so frustrating to look at my matt stafford. I should have never gotten rid of my matt stafford I'm such a goof I'm throwing it one more time one final time cam. He makes the throw good. Shit my boy 68 overall cam 68 overall cam Goes for eight yards. That's actually respectable. All right. We're gonna do the exact same thing and that's how I'm gonna get this touchdown I'm gonna send one right across his face so he goes for it Yup, yup, we're in cam newton dives in for the touchdown Let's go In my last like three times. I've tried this it has not worked. So let's see if we can switch that up Stafford throws to jake elliot who throws to greg olson Who finally completes it? You know what that deserves No, come back I don't even know where it is now. Uh, you want to throw here? Oh, it's a slip screen. I didn't even notice that But hey Third and two. Oh wait. No, he's running this ball. I think Shit shit he is. Oh, we got it. We got it. We got it clowny You big boy. I love you. I love jimmy clown. He's so much. I'm so happy. Yes All right, he took his points eight to three Oh, he dropped back a little bit. I see you getting cheeky with it, but I'll throw to greg olson I Shouldn't have bought a full back. Definitely a pass play. He's definitely gonna use this whole clock Hit this guy Oh slip screen again Dude, he's getting cheeky with that. Oh my god. All right. He got a touchdown. Let's bring a touchdown Oh A tiger kill almost got that that was totally a misclick I meant to throw it to tiger kill on the on the drag and I clicked the wrong button Okay, I'm gonna throw I'm gonna give this lady on bell. Let this clock run Oh, damn. I didn't get that. Did I nope? I'll just take my field goal actually Yeah, let him to ten. All right, we're just gonna throw we're gonna actually play defense now Cover the routes we're supposed to cover and we're not gonna we're just not gonna I guess I am not sending the blitz I'm looking like I'm sending it and not sending it. Oh you Dog bro This guy's got a chill Oh, yep, there it is. There's the slip screen. He's right up before I find myself just staring at the screen saying what the Once about every play Oh, I was just covering that Uh, this is so frustrating. What the is that dude hat back slip screen Can I get tigery kill on a touchdown here? Or calvin johnson on touchdown here Calvin johnson touchdown. Oh my god cam newton. I hate you hate Like passionate hate Go up the field. No, what are you doing? Cam newton, I have never Ever hate it. So where's that ball to throw it over their heads to the guy going up the field? Really and you're gonna catch that really This is just so ridiculous. This is so pointless. Okay. I'm done Man, dude, I hate EA so much. Um That was the second half So I don't I have to downgrade the Lawrence Taylor that I upgraded But there's no losers wheel because it's not technically like an episode That's not technically a spin And we definitely lost our challenge wheel. We need a quarterback next episode. I'm getting into quarterback 100% I'll probably eventually want to get a new hat back too, but For now, I'm just so I just should have shut my xbox off. I hate this game. Okay. Goodbye