 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant Yep, Charlamagne the God Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness waxes here You got a fresh pair of Tim's, you know, only right since Versus was last night Versus the diplomats one of the most New York things I've seen in a very long time God bless me That was 1990s problematic toxic masculinity hip hop at its finest. I tuned in. Oh, I loved it. Wow. I don't watch verses, bro. You've never watched the verses? That's the only verse that I've watched live. Why? Why? Actually, no, I think I tapped into one other verses. No, no, I think it was just clips. Because you were in New York, you had to watch that one. Yeah, dude, it was crazy. It was just crazy. I will say Jadakiss and Styles and Sheik and Freaky and Jim and Cam and Jewels, they have no respect for their 40 and up crowd, which is everybody. OK, because you don't start a goddamn verses at 10.30 at night on a Wednesday knowing I got to sleep. OK, I was like, it really felt like we were staying up for a NBA West Coast Playoff game. That's how I felt. I'm like, man, do I really want to stay up to watch this shit? And then you happy you did because you saw somebody score 63. Yeah. You know what I mean? Jadakiss gave us 63. You said it was one of the best performances that the garden ever. Now, you're a native New Yorker. Yeah. You're a native New Yorker. So you tell me, I got top five MSG moments. I got Willis Reid limping out in game seven in 1970. That's got to be up there, right? Yeah. I got Jordan scoring 55 when he was wearing the 45 jersey. That's got to be up there, right? Yeah. We don't count performances against us. Yeah, no. That's not us. We don't care about that. You got to tell me some better moments. Willis Reid, we only know because we watched the grainiest footage. No New Yorker actually remembers that shit. One of the championships. Y'all got to know that one. Of course, but we don't know about it. Reggie Miller scoring eight points and nine seconds. Yo, you being wild this is the record right now. Come on, yo. You being wild is respectful. And I've been listening to the locks all last night and this morning. Yo, Frazier, Frazier. Wax might have to work today. This is Frazier knocking out Ali in the garden. Woo. Come on, bro. A lot of bad shit happened in the garden. That's what I'm saying. And you got to tell me a next moment other than Willis Reid that's better than the ones I named. Don't think too hard. LJ, four point play. That was good. Stop it. It was cute. It wasn't worth anything. Stop it. Who was it worth? Stop it. It was worth four points. And I love LJ. I thought I think I was Larry Johnson at one point in my life. Why? Because he dressed up like a lady. That's right. That's right. But that wasn't worth it. What was that? Was it a playoff game? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You acting crazy. That's better than Willis Reid. It's a game winning four point play in the playoffs. It was beastie. But I don't know if it's better than Frasier knocking out Ali. That's one of the greatest performances ever. Jadakiss top five, bro. Jadakiss at MSG last night, what he did. I've never seen a rapper ever in my life. Hold on. Frasier ain't knocked out Ali. He won a decision. Well, he beat him up bad. He dropped him and he broke his jaw, but he didn't finish him. Yeah, he didn't knock him out. But he beat him up bad. Yeah, yeah, he beat him up bad. And then in hindsight, right? Yeah. When we look at Ali the way we look at Ali. Yeah. Why are you trying to make shit worse that happens in the garden? Hater. Hater. Hater. I'm just saying, that's a big moment, yo. Not too many people can say they did that to Ali, bro. Didn't start dunk over somebody. Just started. We talked about Frasier knocking out Ali. Was it in the garden? The dunk. Yeah, it was in the garden. Come on, put some respect to him. Put some respect to how I start. Jordan dunked on you and get in the garden. Jordan dropped 55 in the 45 jersey in the garden. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all let Michael Jordan in the 45 put 55 up, bro. Yeah, whatever. Come on, man. Whatever. All I know is last night, Jadakiss being a native New Yorker, he showed up in the garden. Even that's disputed. It's disputed, Ali. Y'all cause not New York. Y'all cause it's New York. Yo, come over to my crib. What do you like New York? Y'all can't claim DMX'ing. Say what? Y'all can't claim DMX'ing. We don't. Our marriage, J. Blige. But here's the thing, DMX is from Brooklyn. He is. Y'all born and raised. No, he's from Brooklyn. No, that's a lie. No, if we like you, you're from Brooklyn. That's how it works. If New Yorkers like you, you're not from New York. You're from Brooklyn. So where the locks from? They're from Brooklyn. The marriage in Blige from Brooklyn. Brooklyn, OK. Name one person. Like, think about it. Name one. Bernie Sanders from Brooklyn. Jay-Z from Brooklyn. Michael Jordan from Brooklyn. Tupac from Brooklyn too. Everybody from Brooklyn, bro. For real. Name one person. Name one person. Where's DeBlasio from? I have no idea. I need him either. Fuck that motherfucker. No, fuck him. Jersey. Fuck him. All I know is I've never seen a rapper do what J.D. Kiss did last night. No, he killed it. And what I mean by that is we see athletes in the zone all the time. Like, you know when an athlete's in the zone against somebody and you're like, bro, he can't be stopped. Like, Kevin Durant gained five against the Bucks. Just a will to win. That's what I saw from J.D. last night. Pull-ups give you mad confidence, man. I've seen confidence in it. Pull-ups and juicing. I was going to get some of that pink horse power from Cam, but I think I'm going to just juicing now. You got to go juice, bro. You got to go juice, bro. I'm serious. I think that J.D. was inspired by the, by Yimia, bro. Yimia? Probably. I think it might be. Yimia? Yo, yesterday was August 3rd. Shallow Waters dropped. Oh, was that what? Shallow Waters dropped yesterday. What a coincidence. We're going to go ahead and do it. Anita Kopex's new book, Shallow Waters dropped. No. 1 best seller on Amazon. Get out of here. Come on, man. Don't leave me hanging, bro. Treat me like Joelle's out here. I thoroughly enjoyed it, though. I'm not going to lie. Full disclosure, even though I love the locks, I love D-Block, I picked it set to win. And the reason I have picked it set to win, because, you know, not because they're better lyricists, they're definitely not better lyricists than J.D. Kiss our styles. But just because they got bigger records. And, you know, like, the diplomats absolutely one of the biggest cultural movements to ever come out of New York. That transcended the nation wide. But didn't it come out of New York? That's the thing about Dipset is, like, and again, I'm an old head here. Harlem, not New York either? That's what you about to tell me? Harlem's New York. Harlem, they try to act like they're not Manhattan. You from Manhattan? All these guys, they all claim Harlem. You're from Manhattan. This is our island. We all share an island. Why you say it's not from New York? What I think Dipset did, and I thought that, and I actually admired them for this, but, like, they leaned into their community. Harlem? Harlem. But that's all Harlem. Of course, but they didn't try to take that culture and expose it to the rest of the world, right? It was like, Cam is fine being a king of Harlem. And I admired that because a lot of motherfuckers, that's not enough. They need more, they need more, they need more. They water their shit down and they make it unrelatable to the people that brought them there. And it seemed like the diplomats were like, now, Harlem, these are our people, this is our community, they're going to arrive, it doesn't matter what, we're going to do it. And I don't know, I thought that I was just like, whereas like, I don't know, the locks for whatever reason, it just feels like it's more universal. I mean, both, I listen, here's the thing, here's the thing about coaches. You can have a coach as strictly to your own in your community, but that don't mean that people see it, they won't want to imitate it and emulate it, which is what happened with Dipset. You know what I mean? Like, can't have guys wearing pink, bro. White people been wearing pink, stop with that. Well, black guys. Yeah, black guys wearing pink. Stop taking white shit and then making it purple and then we don't get no credit for it. Which is big, y'all been it from babies. We been gay first. Okay, we love the gay. Y'all, but I listen, I love the gay, I mean, I love the gay too. I love them so much. I think I'm gay. You don't love them as much as me. Explain. I love them more than you. Okay. Are we going to have a versus? Are we going to have a versus? We love the gays more. Come on, let's prove it. We're not getting kicked off any festivals. I love the gays. Dippin' Match definitely was universal though. Say what? And D-Block though. Yeah, D-Block is my favorite block. Last night was all about momentum though. Oh my God. But that's what I mean. Like what you saw last night was absolutely momentum that I've never seen in a rap show. But I mean versus is the first of its kind, right? Because, you know, they're rappers battling each other with their catalogs. I just never thought I could see a rapper will his team to victory the way Jadakiss did. Like, yo, to the point I was making about Dippin Match and why I picked them, they got big records, right? So Jadakiss, the locks, they start off with fuck you. Right? But then Dipsett counted with, was it? I really mean it? I really mean it. Was I really mean it? What was it? Pull it up, pull it up real quick. Let me see which one it was. 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And I would think in any other setting other than in a live show, I'm ready should beat fuck you. You know what I mean? Then the diplomats came with get crunk music. I love that song. Then they dropped band from TV and in my mind I was like, damn, it's real early for the locks to get into features. But then the next one suckered and died. Fire. Fire record, but then they came when niggas done started something. Progressive too. Suck it or not, like those are your choices. Like you could suck it or you could not. This one I knew shit, is that what I'm saying? That's progressive, like for a dip set? That's growth, right? There's a question, you gonna suck it or not? Back in the day it was, you know, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. I beat my bitch with a stick. Lord have mercy. That was a real song, was it not? I never heard that one. Charlie, you never heard that one? Uh-uh. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. I beat my bitch with a stick. I ain't here to beat my bitch. You can lick on the nuts or suck the dick. I beat my bitch with a stick. There ain't no beat with a stick. I ain't never heard that one. You're not real hip-hop fan. I know I heard that one. That was a country song. What post-war song, Charlie? That's what they sound like, for real. This one I knew, this one I knew shit was different. Yeah. When they did get them girls, live my life and then JDKZ came with the who shot your freestyle. Now, that freestyle is wild, old, it's off a DJ clue, mixtape, but it still sounds so fresh and timeless. And I'm listening to the youngins and the crowd whoing and on because they never heard it before. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So it's new to them. But when I saw Jada do that and the crowd went crazy, I was like, okay, this is different. Yeah. This isn't about the songs tonight. This is about who got the best live performance, who got the most energy. And that's what, like my man Artemis Gordon said on Instagram, the locks look like the four tops. They look in sync. You know what I mean? They look like they've been performing together for years. They had a routine. Like you just couldn't fuck with it, you know? Then you got JDKZ going 15 for 15 from the field with eight three-pointers, you know what I mean? Went to the line 15 times, had another 15 for 15 from the line. 12 assists, 11 rebounds, styles dropped a nice 29 and nine. She's had 18 rebounds, six blocks, 0.0, but he was such a factor on defense, a lot of hustle plays. And the DJ, aw man, salute the technician, man. Him and Jada ran the picking role all night. It was just, they just outperformed. They literally just outperformed the diplomat. That's it. That's it. Two questions. One, will coolness ever beat energy when it comes to a live performance? Depends how cool you are. Cause JZ's coolness could probably beat the energy of somebody. Depending on what the energy is. And on what it is. Cause I don't think JZ's coolness could beat DMX's energy. That's the thing. And what happens oftentimes, like if your coolness is better than the energy, the energy comes off as forced and corny. But if the energy is more authentic than the coolness, the coolness just comes off as coy and shy. And that's kind of what was happening here. It's like Jada's energy was so authentic, it was so passionate, it was so hyped, it was so excited. Did the Dipset guy seem like nervous or something? Like it was weird. Yeah, yeah, they came and snatched souls early. You know what's so funny? We was in the barbershop. It's so interesting in New York today cause everywhere you go, all you hear is the locks. But literally I walked in here at the studio, they playing the locks. Six white guys and Alex. With the locks blaring. That's what I told you. I think that right there made them, everybody know what the locks really about. I think they knew, I just think they appreciated them. That's what Versus does. Versus makes you appreciate what we already know. It's a reminder. If the locks were from Brooklyn, they'd be the biggest rap group in history. Nah. They're from Yonkers. And it's hard for people to relate to that. It's hard for people to get behind that. But if they were representing New York, do you know what Brooklyn would do? They are representing New York. They're representing Yonkers. They're like the most New Yorkers is not New York. They're representing Yonkers. Yo, Jada had on Tim's and Camouflage. Is that what you think of us? Is that what you think of us? Yes. It's racist. It's racist. That's the other thing too. The diplomats came looking like they were ready for a fight. Yeah. I mean, not the diplomats. The locks came looking like they were ready for a fight. And then Tim's on with the Camouflage fatigue shorts. You know, Styles had on the sweatshirt with the shorts. You know what I mean? She looked like he could have either gotten to a club or cut grass. You know what I mean? They were ready. They were ready for whatever could happen. Right back to Home Depot after the set. Let's go, baby. Yo, it was hilarious when Jim Jones had that guy put a chain on him. And Tim Styles just simply said, that's so corny. Yo, that killed me. If that not New Yorkers, that is the most. That is the most. You try to do something to make you a big stepper. And there's just some dude in the background like, horny. Horny, bro. The most New York moment was when I really thought a suck of my dick was about to fly, man, when Cam and Jada were arguing. What'd they say? They was just going back and forth. All you and Jada was like, yo, let me talk. Let me talk. And they was just going back and forth. I'm like, yo, somebody's going to y'all suck my dick. And she's not going to make it to six songs. Not going to make it to six songs. Not talking like that. Yeah. No, it was really interesting seeing Cam. Because I was such like a huge fan of Cam, bro. I was still a fan of it. No, I love Cam. I love Cam. You saw I'm getting dunked on. No, it's the Stephen A. Smith hairline. I was watching this guy. And I'm just like, I need some basketball hot takes. I don't need some rap from this guy right now. You didn't think it was weird to see that? It wasn't odd to see that? It wasn't odd or what? It was odd. What? You still talking about Cam. Yeah, I can't. Don't think Cam won't roast your ass on Instagram live. Cam still is phenomenal, bro. He's coming. Listen, by the way. I'm a Cam fan. I'm spinning bars. Y'all don't know about from Cam that you probably cut from this episode because they're so crazy. OK. By the way, Cam had some joints last night, too. It's not like Cam didn't say some witty, funny shit. What was he saying? When he told the locks, he goes, he goes, y'all the best side bitches ever. He goes, y'all a side dish, y'all rice and peas. I don't know if people caught it. I missed that one. It was funny as fuck. No, it's not as funny as the stuff that I was here. No, no. Jada says, why? Jada told Friggie Zeke he looked like the fat dude from Drew Hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that shit was funny. It was good, man. It was a great New York battle. I tell you one thing. I don't miss being outside in New York. I tell you that much. Why? Because it got crazy. Hell, no. I don't miss that shit at all. OK. That shit was too intense. I'm just like, I know there's knives in here. You know what I mean? I saw the police officer from the garden come stand on the stage and just stand by everybody just to make sure. But that was, it was good, right? Because it was good intense throwback energy because you just, that little sense of danger like something may happen. You're like, it could go down at any point in time. Yeah. If this gives us just that little sense of, oh. That is so corny that when he said that. That is so corny. That is so corny. I thought Jim Jones was going to take that shit off, give it right back to the man. Why would you make me do this? Jada, Jada took Juel's bandana off. That was a little while, bro. I didn't see it. That was a little while. But then Juel's was in his face and kind of like bumping him a little bit. So he asked for it. Cam kicked Styles. He did? Yes, man. I didn't see that. Styles was grabbing his shoe and they kind of like, they kind of like broke it up a little bit. Like it was just, it was chippy. Like, like Styles said last night, that's the best word for it. It was chippy. It really had playoff intensity. Playoff basketball, yeah. They were, both of them, the locks and the diplomats acted like it was the playoffs more than the Knicks did in the first round against the Hulks. They did. They knew it was a sense of urgency, yo. The locks just jumped on them fast and early. I'm from New York. I don't live in Miami. I don't live in Colorado. I'm outside. That's right. And listen, we can't act like the diplomats didn't have a flurry at 1.2. And it came right after Jada, when Jada did the shout out to Max B. And like, I forgot the other dudes he was shouting out, but Jim was like, you shouted out a lot of my homies. And he was like, whatever, whatever, forever. And then he was like, cause I'm a certified gangster. And certified gangster dropped momentum just a little bit. Just a little bit, went to the dips for a little bit. A little bit. They went on a little run. They went on a little run. Little run. I mean, it was two, three pointers to shut that down. Two, five, real five. All I know is live shows, live shows clearly beat hit records. And we can't act like both of them. We can't act like both of them don't have cultural anthems. Yes, live performance. We can't act like both of them don't have cultural anthems, because they do. But it's just the way that the locks perform their cultural anthems over the way the diplomats perform theirs, gave them the victory to me, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I think something interesting when I'm watching it, and again, I'm so late in the game, but like, wasn't the beginning of rap battling, right? I mean, isn't this like the etymology of it? It comes from like a... Don't even know what that word means, but I'm going to go with it. Like the history, the root of it, right? It's like Jamaican DJs, like battering, battering, battering, battling against each other, right? OK. So it makes perfect sense why it's way more exciting in this medium. Like I was saying this earlier when we were talking about Flagrant, I'm like, why isn't this the concert? Why aren't two artists going out instead of like performing next to each other or your set than my set? And we're all holding hands and it's fun. Nah, why don't you go out and battle? Why don't we see these two people go out? That's the tour. They said doing that. They said in locks going on tour, dips up versus locks. Smart. Wait, is it? Yeah, it's H-City. They already announced H-City. Oh, I saw... And I think state properties on it too. No, state property. I saw that. Dipset, locks and state property. Oh, I didn't know that the locks are doing it as well. I watched this over and over and over. You know who else did that? Wayne and Drake. They had the Wayne versus Drake tour. Hey, man, we just got to admit, hip-hop's better when it's a sense of danger, man. Or when there's a sense of competition. Like that's why the beef songs are crazy because everybody's bringing their best bars. It's not some lazy bullshit. But that's what I mean. Even when you say competition, you want to know if some shit might go down. Yes. That's a little bit. That's enough. Like, we don't want to fight. That's all. We just want to know something could potentially go down. Yeah. It's a little bit of danger. Even when Gucci, Man and G-Z, even though that was a lot of danger. No, no, no, no. I understand. I did watch that one. I watched a little of that one. Because it's just like the day is something about the sense of danger that just makes you want to tune in. Yeah. That's why we like UFC, right? Yes. That's why we like boxing. We like combat sports, bro. Hip-hop is... See, I see you want to see somebody getting knocked up. Or closed. We want to know it could happen. It could happen, yeah. And last night it did. Last night it never felt like it... No, it did. It did feel like it could happen. Yeah. No, it did. Especially early on. It felt like it did. The bandana shit was wild. I thought it was going down right there. Yeah. Why are these clips not going around? Like, what the hell is going on? They are going around. I've never seen them. Someone snatches bandana off your head. That clip should have been going around. Yeah. Say what? Yeah, Jim Jones falling off the stage was kind of weird. I didn't see that either. I saw that today. That's what the internet is so good for. Because that shit is like... They show you all these different camera angles that you didn't see. So, it's literally like watching it all over again as you discuss it with people. Yeah. But it was... I'm telling you, man, I've never seen an artist, a rapper, or any artist do what Jadakiss did last night. But to your point, it's because of the competition aspect of it all. You know what I'm saying? The fact that they were actually battling on stage together, catalog for catalog, it felt like a game. Like, I said, I felt like I was up watching a West Coast NBA playoff game. And I watched this guy will his team to win. Not like his team even needed it. You know what I mean? He bought his A-game. He just bought the A-game. It was phenomenal, man. Everybody was on point. Everybody played their position. The DJ, Salute the DJ technician, he really, really, really was running the pick and roll with Jada and the locks all night long. Man, it was really beautiful. They definitely fighting before that tour is over. You think so? Oh, yeah. Why you say that? With state property there, too? You know, it turns out we're getting a lot of money. I think they're chillin' out. That guy's old, too, man. You know what I mean? Them guys over 40. I got time for that. You really don't want to fight that far. No matter how good you feel. I don't want to fight 37. You know what I'm saying? Like, you really don't want to fight as good as you feel. It's just like, eh. You know what I mean? Yo, Cam's funny as fuck. You see what he posted? Things are definitely not going to hell the same, either. Nah. You see what he posted on Instagram? What? Oh, with the guy in the courtroom? That shit killed him. Yo, listen, you got to lean into it, man. That's why I did realize the why I only listen to the locks when I'm in the gym. This is him leaving the garden. I saw that. I know I only listen to the locks when I'm in the gym. And when I'm driving, when I'm really hitting the gas, because they really make me want to do something violent. Like, every time I listen to the locks, I'm like, I want to stab somebody with something sharp. I don't care what it is. You just grab a fucking Jurassic Park dinosaur toy and stab somebody with the tail of it. That's why I only listen to the gospel, because I ain't got time for that shit. That's why I only listen to the gospel, because I ain't got time for that shit. I really used to do that. Beanie Siegel really had me on some of my bullshit. Nah, they for real, yo. The shit that they talk about, yo, it's just, and they didn't even, it's a lot of records they left on the table. They didn't even do Breave Easy, bro. If you know, Jay, I never been a brother to the front. I be in LA wearing any color I want. Like, God, rock guns like shirts. Like, man, jetties, man. Sleuth the Dipset, Sleuth the D-Block. Thank you for the entertainment, man. You think New York back? Y'all got Kimber Walker now? No. Not even close. I just think we had a nice moment. Remember, I think it's been so long since we've like dominated the rap game culturally. Like even like when we had artists that were really popping or had big records, it felt like it wasn't a New York influenced style. And it was really cool to watch this moment. Maybe it's just because I'm an old head and I grew up listening to these guys, but like it was cool to be like, oh, shit, yeah, we ran the game at one point. Oh, yeah, summers and summers. Yeah, 90s hip hop, 90s New York. Bars, but also party anthem. It wasn't like you had to make a choice. Like there was some shit like that. Wild Out played. I felt like I was a child, bro. I went crazy. I got my phone in my hand. My girl's passed out of sleep and I'm listening on low volume and I just fucking, she waking up. I don't be honest with you, I never liked the volume up and we were partying. That's not my favorite locks record. When Jules said that last night, I kind of felt them. And he was like, oh, that record's corny. That record's cheesy. I never liked Wild Out. And the reason I never liked it, because the locks are so great. Like that felt like a radio record. It felt like a reach to get radio play and just have like a hit. Like I never liked Wild Out. God forbid they have success in their chosen art form. I just never liked Wild Out. It's a lot, I mean, it's a lot of records that were dope. Like Ride or Die chick that was radio friendly. I just never liked Wild Out like that. Wild Out, Wild Out. Yeah, you know what it is, you know what it is. You know what it is? I know what it is. Why the hands, bro? It's easy for white people to dance on. We need it simple. Yeah, it's like, if you play DMX party up and Wildin' Out, like white people will lose it. Oh man, it goes crazy. I could do this. We also like the Bone Crusher one. That's a good one. Oh, never scared. No, that's fine. Never scared. Let's see here. That's a good point you bring up. That's funny, because when you played that shit at like a black club and you're the only white guy there. You're very scared. You're trying to convince yourself. You're like, I'm never scared. Yeah, right. Definitely not in this place. It feels like I shouldn't be. But see, that's the thing, right? I don't want nobody to tell me to Wild Out. Never scared as a record that comes on and you Wild Out, because this is a Wildin' Out energy type of record. Don't tell me to Wild Out, bro. Yeah. You know what I mean? I like it when they tell me to Wild Out. I need permission to Wild Out. He said it. He said it. I didn't want to do it. Jayden Kis told me to do it. So I started doing it. I'm obedient. No, I thought it was really, really good, man. Really good. So you don't think New York back, y'all? Y'all got Kimber walking now? Stop it. What does that mean? Julius Randall? Stop it. Derrick Rose re-signed? You're being an asshole, baby. And you're trying to do it in, like, Y'all got a good, yo, the Knicks got a good team. I think I'm always root for the Knicks. I like the Knicks. You ain't fuck with the Lakers, though. The Lakers. Stop, stop. Don't be like that. Don't be like that. No, but no, the Knicks is, we're gonna find a way to fuck it up. That's what we do. The Lakers got names. The Lakers got names. The Lakers need more shooters, and they need more defense, and they have to get a little faster, don't you think? The Lakers got every person in the league that hasn't won a championship. That's not true. Who they signed they got championship? Russell Weston? White Howard? Russell got a championship? No, not Russell. Not Russell. Okay. Not Mellow. Carmelo have a championship? No, not Russell or Mellow. But Dwight got a chip? He got it from there. What's the difference? It's only this head. He's been there. But Braun already had one. What I'm trying to say is they're not signing people that have championship winning experience. Yeah, and I think they might be too slow. I think Russell Westbrook is fast. He'll still be fast, but I just think they might be a little... They need some speed, don't you think? Some speed, some defense, some shooters? I think LeBron's just trying to get his homies paid. I don't know. I really think that's right. Over here before y'all leave, all y'all leave. LeBron trying to get another ring. One more contract, buy a boat, buy a car, do whatever the fuck you want. I don't even think LeBron cares about it. One more contract. Braun trying to get another ring, bro. Envy said this, wildest take ever this morning. Envy said, if Carmelo wins the ring in LA, it'll be like the Knicks won a ring. He'll feel like the Knicks won a ring. I'm like, that's not how none of this works. Hell no. Yeah. That's crazy. That is delusional. That's delusional. That's a Nick fan knowing in his lifetime, he'll never see a champion. I'm like, Envy, do you know how many people from New York won rings in the car? Ready? Yeah, Jeremy Lim won a ring. He did? Yeah, I think with the Raptors. Really? Yeah. Nobody in New York felt like they won the Knicks won with that one. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. I'm just saying, that's crazy, Envy. You are absolutely crazy. You are absolutely crazy. Envy is absolutely crazy. Was Envy at that event? How was he not there? No, no, he wasn't there. You guys aren't allowed to go? No, I wouldn't go on no way just because, you know. Because you're not vaccinated. COVID is set up. You're about to get vaccinated, bro. They're making it too hard for you to not get vaccinated. If I did get vaccinated, I would get it when it's fully FDA approved. You're going to get it if you want to eat out or go to work. That's what's going to happen. I don't want to go nowhere in New York. But you work in New York. You know why I don't want to go nowhere in New York? Because I saw that versus last night. That element's still out there. I'm going to go. That could be even worse, though. That element's still out there. OK, I'm cool. What if I Heart makes you? What if they say it's mandatory for any workers to come into the studio? I got a studio built as a group. Wow, you're going to go remote? Yeah. I'm not doing nothing until I'm comfortable doing it. And I think that we got to stop pushing people to do that. I understand. But people still got to be comfortable. And by the way, it's the CDC's fault. It's the media's fault. It's so much false information. They keep blaming the internet. Like, the CDC doesn't change. They mind every fucking two days about some shit. So it's like, yo, you can't be mad at people for not being comfortable. And I think people waiting until it's fully FDA approved. I think that's a very logical and reasonable reason to not get vaccinated. You have much better than, it's going to be a microchip put inside you, or if I get vaccinated, it's going to turn into a magneto. You know what I mean? To me, people I knew that got the vaccine is actually sick right now. So I'm like, ah, this give me a little bit more. I mean, that's what I mean. I mean, I get that. But vaccines are not a cure. So I mean, I'm not, you know, that's not. At least I didn't think they got to fucking get the girl pregnant. You know what I'm saying? What? It's supposed to be a condom, right? I understand the skepticism. The vaccine's supposed to protect you from not getting it. You see what I'm saying? So why the girl's still pregnant? It's a condom for corona. Yeah. Vaccine is birth control. The mask is the condom, bro. Whatever. Either one, man. You can still get an STD if you don't wear the condom. Yeah, I guess. If a girl tells you she's on birth control, you still put the condom on. Do ya? Yeah. And you know what the CDC told us to do? Take the condom off. It's OK to start raw dog in the air again. I trust you. Because everybody's on the pill. And it feels great. I think everybody need to get back on this bullshit. Because people still getting pregnant. I'm not going to say bullshit. I'm just going to say everybody need to stop putting out information every two days. When y'all finally figure out what the fuck's going on in a real way, then you have briefings. Stop trying to brief people every other day, and then you wonder why people are confused and misinformed. Yeah, I didn't know we're confused or misinformed. Like, the only shit we really need to know is if motherfuckers are dying. And if the death rate doesn't increase, then don't tell us nothing. Like, if more people get it, all right, they get it. This is life. You're going to get the flu. You're going to get COVID. This is how we live now. It's just part of who we are. But if they start dying at a higher rate and filling up these hospitals again, then tell us so we can fucking know. I agree with that. You know what's so interesting about the media? Like, right now, they say, I don't know what the number is now, but over the weekend, it was like 120,000-plus people who were vaccinated still caught COVID, right? So they said that's like 0.8% of the people who were vaccinated, because like 120-something million people got vaccinated. And I'm like, OK. But you can do that with anything. You can say 600,000 people that died of COVID. That's only 0. something percent of 340 million. You know what I mean? So I'm just like, why do they put things in the context, put things in context when they want to put it in context? Yeah, you switch the statistics to make it work for you every single time. That's why the only statistic that matters to me is death. Is the death rate going up? Yes? OK, let's take this seriously. Let's do something. If his death rate is not going up, why are we changing any policy? Who really want to get sick like that? Yo, you're going to get sick as life, bro. You're going to have to sniffle sometimes. You're going to have to stay home. The way they talk about this. But this shit right here, fuck you up. If the death rate isn't going up, right? If basically what's happened now is you get it and you have a vaccine, so you can fight it more, or you get it and we know how to treat it much better. We know how to give people what they have to do to make sure that they stay healthy. If the death rate's not going up, do not change my lifestyle at all. I don't like it. I agree with you, but it's like, yo, even, I don't know what this number is either, but the last time it was close to 6,000 people who were fully vaccinated still died of COVID, right? And they're like, oh, but that's such a small, small percentage. Stop doing that. If it's 6,000 people, it's 6,000 people. Those people had extreme comorbidities. Of course. So it's like, don't say 6,000 people are vaccinated. Say 6,000 people that were on the brink of death already because of their other shit just happened to get the vaccine and then they were out of it. To that point, it shows people said the same thing last year. They said that people that were dying were people who had other ailments, you know what I mean? Other issues. This is what the difference, right? It's like tree kills a father of two, right? Or father of two drove motorcycle into a tree. Did the tree kill the father of two? Or did driving the motorcycle into a kill him, right? All I'm saying is death should be looked upon as death. 600,000 people dying is a lot. The whole lot. I don't hate when people break it down into percentages because they only do that to push their narrative. Because if somebody does that about police brutality, which a lot of conservatives like to do, it's only 0.0% of people who get killed by police. No, people getting killed by police is wrong. I mean, at least they're consistent. They're saying it's only 0.0 getting killed by Corona, only 0.0 getting killed by police. So we shouldn't give a fuck about both. Basically, conservatives are saying, if it's not a healthy percentage of people, it's OK. If they die. Which is callous. We want to save every single life. That being said, do you develop public policy based on what percentage of people? Is it 1%? Like, what is the percentage of people that we start changing everybody's life for? You know, I've often looked at disabled people. We were talking about this before, and I'm just like, every store you have to have, if you do a new store, you build a store, you got to have a ramp for someone in a wheelchair, you got to have a bathroom that's big enough for wheelchair access, all this other stuff. The amount of people you see in wheelchairs is almost zero. Like, I almost never see people in wheelchairs, like ever in life, very rarely, right? That's not true. I've rarely seen. It's not zero, but yeah. It all depends on where you live. My last building had wheelchairs all day. Exactly. If you live around old people, obviously you're going to see it, et cetera. But like, I guess what I'm saying is like. I get what you're saying. It's like, every building ever made from now on has to accommodate this very small percentage of people. Well, I think it's not, because it's not just handicapped people, it's the elderly too. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not against it, but I'm saying, here's an example of how we have like public policy that's catered towards a very small percentage of people. So you can look at Corona the same way. Yes, a very small percentage of people are going to be affected by this and maybe die, but maybe in the same way with disabled people, we just create public policy to look out for them. Yeah. So what type of percentage you think is going to need for them to shut the city down again or the country down? I mean, not shutting the city down again. I think it will only get shut down if death rates and hospitals are ramped. Second hospitals are ramped, they're shutting that shit down. I don't think so. I think this is going to be like swine flu in 2009. And what I mean by that is, swine flu infected what, 62 million people. It was a quarter million hospitalizations, 12,000 deaths. I didn't even know swine flu was out there like that. I didn't even know what the symptoms are. You know what I mean? I probably had. I probably had. Obama administration didn't shut down things. I don't think they're going to do that now either. I just don't, I don't think so. I don't think the economy can take it. I don't know. It depends. I don't see it, bro. I don't see it. I don't want them too, because I got that shit in my arm. And you got that tour. And I got that tour, baby. Infamous tour. Let's tell the truth. That's how you get people concerned again. Because even last week, I'm listening and I'm hearing the numbers. Okay, $125 people, that's vaccinated, got it. This many people died. All right, all right. But are they locking the city down though? That's what people really want to know. Are they locking this country down again? I don't want people masked up at shows and shit like that. I don't want to see people laughing, bro. I want to see them enjoying themselves. Like, imagine that as a comedian and all you see is eyeballs. Can you imagine last night at Versus, if everybody had masks on in that environment? My God. There would definitely be some stabbings. Like, you have perfect, you have the perfect getaway. You have the perfect alibi or like, I wasn't there. Amazing. My God. But yeah, get vaccinated. New York shut everything down. You can't go in no restaurants, no... I think they did that just for Broadway, to be honest with you. Personally, I think everything they're doing now is just because they're bringing Broadway back. Talk to me about that. I just think it's because it's all for Broadway. You know what I mean? Like, we want to get everybody vaccinated, get everybody used to, you know, if you can't come in no venue without no vaccination, but I really think it's to get Broadway back popping. That's an interesting theory. My theory was this is just a push from like big pharma. These pharmaceutical companies, they basically, I think everything is pushing towards that. So they're basically like, look, we need to have as many people vaccinated as possible. One, we just raised the prices of our vaccines. These motherfuckers are such scumbags. They know that this policy is about to come out where they're basically taking away your ability to live life, like your ability to go out to have a meal, your ability to go shop, your ability to go into stores, and your ability to go to your job, right? My girl can't go to her job without a mask, and if she's vaccinated, so at her desk, she can sit at the desk, right? But she doesn't go work on the campus, but where it is, she would have to do that, right? The pharmaceutical companies notice they jack up the prices of the fucking of the vaccine, because they know the policy is about to come out, and now people are gonna go, well, shit, I might as well get it now so I can go out to eat. I might as well get it now so I can go to work. I might as well get it now because I know the kids in order to go to school, right? Now they're saying, I think in New York between 12 and 17, you have to, if you're a kid between 12 and 17 in order to go to school, you gotta get the vaccine. So now you're gonna make all the kids get vaccinated and you pump the price up right before? Like, you're dealing with crazy scumbags. So they're basically going, all right, boom. You get the vaccine, and the more people have the vaccine, the more people we can sell boosters to. Oh, next year, it could be even crazier one. Why don't we give you this little re-up, right? We'll give you this booster that makes your vaccine even stronger inside you, and then you just do that every winter and you'll be good. Die a little faster, die a little faster. I don't know if it's gonna make you die. Die a little faster. I don't think it's the right stuff. It's gonna be hard to get a boost in people's arms, especially if the first two shots aren't working. Why would I cost you, why would I get a third? Well, a lot of people don't get it, just like they ran and got this one. Like I said, FDA approved, you know what I mean? Once it gets fully FDA approved, I might fuck with it. I mean, it will be years before it's FDA approved. I think you should do it because once you got approved in months, bro. They gave it to white people. I keep thinking that too, right? Yeah, you're not gonna experiment on whites. If you give it to whites, right, you know that it's gonna be good. I can totally understand if the government came out, they're like, okay, Mexicans, blacks, we'd like you to take this vaccine. Let's see how it goes. Don't do that shit. But if you go right to rich whites and you see them getting jabbed up with it, this probably gonna be fine. You know what's so interesting about what you said when the vaccine first rolled out, I remember somebody, I forgot who told me that they were in Philly and they went to like the hood to get the vaccine, but it was like mad white people lined up in the hood to go get the vaccine because that was the place that was available to get it. And I was like, wow. There's just no lines in the hood. Wow, yeah. That's all, listen, I've been said it, go first. I wanna see who goes first. We're first, we're there. That's it. I'm not an anti-vaxxer at all. You know what I mean? I just wanna make sure. Do you feel any different, like nothing changed? What changes I don't walk around fearing COVID? I never was afraid of Corona. And you had it. I had it already. And I wasn't afraid of it, but like there's still that shit in the back of your mind. I don't know if you guys feel this way where it's like, man, I do know people who have died of this. That's how I feel right now. Exactly, so don't you wanna alleviate that stress? Like just get the fucking jack. And for some reason it feels like over the past few weeks, I know a lot of people who got it. Me too. Like people that I actually like no, no, like, I mean I knew people that I knew last year, but like people that I know know like, oh shit. And they got it, got it. And they got it, sick. That's fucked up. Yeah, yeah, I know somebody who got one shot. They just got the shot and caught COVID and they six it. You know what I mean? So I'm not, like I said, I'm not an anti-vaxxer at all, but you know. You'll figure it out, do your thing. I just don't like the idea of like bullying people. I don't like it either. You let people gotta do things at their comfort level. 100%. You know what I mean? You can't say suck it. Yo, it's so fun. Suck it or not. Suck it or not. Get this shot or not. Like what happened to, it's just so funny because like you see Democrats really pushing the vaccine, right? The Liberals are really pushing vaccine, right? But they're also the exact same people that would say, my body, my choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got- Right? Now you gotta do it. Now you gotta suck it for real. Yeah. Fuck it up. Right? It's a little hypocritical, right? Not me, man. Fuck it. No, no. The way you made eye contact with Shoulton is that that just- Yeah, you did make eye contact with me, bro. Like real, yo. You did make crazy eye contact with me. Crazy eye contact. Real talk. Yo, play that, play that camera on song, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gon' suck it or not. You know what I mean, though. Uh. Do you guys know another word in that song? Know another lyric? My dick hard, then a motherfucker. You don't want to tell that shit to another sucker. Come on, man, that's Cam. Don't act like Cam, not a goat out here, okay? Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Oh, okay, what else we got? He loves getting head, huh? To make a song like that. Yo, I'm sorry, like, all his songs about getting head. Like, I just thought of other lyrics like, cause she licked my balls. Right after a play ball, no wash them, no nothing. He woulda say, y'all, okay, y'all. We can't act like oral sexes. I turned the baddest bitches gay, y'all. We can't act like oral sexes, not a big part of our lives. It's great. You see how bad your dick stink to make the baddest bitches gay? No, that's not why she wouldn't do it. She licked my balls right after a play ball. No wash them, no nothing. He woulda say, y'all, okay, y'all. Act like, act like St. Jay, y'all. I turned the baddest bitches gay, y'all. Huh? Sorry, Cam's a wild boy, y'all. I think he might have switched story lines. Did I add two different ones? This is preposterous. He's so good, though. I loved watching them last night update their slang, too, though. Because I mean, there's certain things that they could say back then that they clearly can't say now. So, you know, a gay slur might have flew early on, you know what I mean? But then they adjusted it later rounds and replaced the gay slur with other words. This guy's a jerk. Yes, Jay actually said sucka. He said sucka for one of the gay slur. And even the word, the bitch, B word. That's a little harsh. What? Bitch. Yo, you don't realize how hard... That's a fighting word. Certain things is fighting words, certain things you can fight. Yes, man. You don't realize how hard... I think in bitches, we fight it. But I like calling someone a bitch. It's fun. Yeah, but they like that. It was so bad last night, because they don't... First, Joelle goes, they don't like girls. No. They don't like girls. I don't think y'all like girls. And then Jada and Technician and Locke just went into a flurry of their more female-friendly records, right? And then she goes, they say we don't like bitches. And then he called her stuff and he goes, they say we don't like the ladies. 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So y'all go check that out. And all that's on Who'sWax.net and also the Who's Wax Paintball. Y'all get y'all teams. Y'all get y'all teams together. 10 on 10, y'all come holler at me. You was working on that this weekend, I heard. I was working on that. I had your brother out there. I heard you and your brother got a fist fight. It wasn't still on a punch. You don't have to throw a punch at each other. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened to that? My little brother, BJ, my mom. So I'm talking to my mom. My mom was like, Wax and his brother was fighting. I'm like, what? Pike? No, no. Chow? Yeah, Chow. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you know, everybody's not on the same page, you know? You try to get people on the same page. Sometimes you got to be, you know. So what happened? My brother told my mom. He was like, they just started fighting real hard for like 10 seconds and it just stopped. It went back to work. It went back to work. No, explain it to me. So what happened? I just, I talked to your younger brother and got to get him to understand. Like try to get him on the same page. Like, yo, nobody should be comfortable. You need to, if you need a little bit more boost, I give you some boosts. You know what I'm saying? That's all it is. What does that mean? Boost. You gonna suck it or not? No, it's not. Whoa! Whoa! Whatever motivation, damn sure not that, you're right. If we got to fight or do whatever we got to do, come on, just to get some motivation, get you, get you, because you lick my balls, right after I paintball. You got to do it. Just relax. To relax, man. I don't mean that literally, suck it or not is a good motivational thing. No, not. It don't mean, it don't mean literally you're gonna suck it. It's just like, yo, you gonna suck it or not, bro. I'm using that at show studios, right? No, no, no, no. Well, also we got Bull and the Beast every Wednesday on Monday, Patreon, howl at us and all that. But yeah, we'll talk about that after you do your church announcement. But yeah, it's definitely, you know, family. Sometimes you got to, when you don't see something, you're the older brother. You got to try to get some type of spark and sound. You got to stop just putting hands on people when you don't like something, though. Nah, I mean, just got to try to provoke a little bit. No, why, have you tried using your words? I don't know how to talk. That's never been good for me. He's not wrong, though. That never been good for me, you know what I'm saying? Because I do a lot of things through actions, you know what I'm saying? So everybody see everything that I'm doing is like, y'all pick up, especially if you're gonna benefit everybody. Everybody's sitting around like, just watching me do everything and y'all gonna benefit too. Nah, fuck that. Nah, we gotta make something happen real quick. And it's a boy, it's cool. The girls get a good way with everything, but boys, oh nah, let me see what you got. Let me see what you got. So you think suck it or suck it? Beating them up as a boy. Nah, it's not even about that. It's not even about beating them up. It's just like, yo, just joking up. Did you beat them up, though? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We just kidding it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he swing? No, we don't swing. Oh, what's the game? I mean, the thing is, we, I, he's trying not to, I can't hurt nobody. You know, no certain thing. You can't hurt your brother. You don't wanna do that. Not him. So what's the game? Is it like wrestling? No, you don't do that at all. Yes, it's wrestling, but you don't dislocate and you don't break and you don't do certain things. You know what I'm saying? I need to talk to Chow. Wrestling. I think Chow, I wanna- Wait, y'all were mud wrestling? No, definitely. What were you wearing? Was it topless or was it- Chow's gotten stronger, right? Yeah, he got strong. Did he go strong? Chow, Chow, Chow was like, he's saying young wax. Yeah. Chow's like, you know how fighters wait till a fighter get older? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chow's gonna wait till you're about 30 now? Yup. That's why, that's why, that's why, when you're 39, 40. He's three years younger than me. He's three years younger than me. Yeah, yeah. Listen, like I said, I'm still a big bro. Really? Exactly. Wait till you get about 40. Chow's gonna be right there. Listen, it happened with me and my oldest brother. We, everybody gets it in and just what it is. What happened with you and your oldest brother? What happened? You fuck like up? Nah, we just, everybody, like I said, when brothers, you know what I'm saying? It's not what we'd be able to do with somebody on the street. And somebody on the street is like, would break you up really bad, but this is- It's brotherly love. But why is it whenever we fight out there, you always try to swing on me. You never wrestle me. I never do, I never hit you though. Yeah, but if we were to wrestle, I would fuck you up. If it was just wrestling, if it was just wrestling. I think wrestling is the way guys show affection. That's how I would do it. Nah, it's not. It is. It's a way to hug up on a dude and like- I can't even think of a background. Like touch him intimately without like- Intimately touch him. I'll be on your back. Backpack. I've been grunting the sweating, a lot of pheromones going. Nah, you're bugging. But a lot of me and my boys, we do see each other be like- Let's wrestle. No, let's go. You got it. You good? Let's wrestle. You still got it? Let me see what's up. But we might just- Bro, wrestling in the booty hole or something? Nah, it's not like that. We making sure you still on point, that's it. Nah, wrestling is the way thugs stay suckered and not without saying suckered and not, you know what I'm saying? Tickle each other. You tickle, you and your boys just tickle all night? Yeah. Like that shit, yo. By the way, wrestling is real intimate, yo. Yeah, but then tickling, bro, it's like you ever just with your boys at a slumber party, and you be like, yo, we gonna tickle that motherfucker, like. If he tickled me, I'm gonna show you something. I'm gonna show you something. That's the point! Yo, that's the whole point. He's tickling you because he want you to show him something. Yeah, yeah. Yo, get the feather out my drawer. We gonna tickle this motherfucker. That's why everybody open- That's why all my people gotta go on point. Huh? If any of my people that heard somebody got beat up or something, I'm gonna be like, what the fuck you got going on? Yup. You know what I'm saying? Yo, y'all not wrestling, y'all not doing nothing around the house? Y'all not showing affection. No, even with me, if I heard that show's got beat up, I'd be like, yo, be boxing up, like you already go against me. You're not wrestling him, bro. You gotta put that weight on him, bro. Put that weight on him. When did we tickle, bro? When did we tickle, bro? When did you get up in the ribs? Worry up. But if somebody's going to check you to know how to lose, you know, protect you. Today, when y'all slap box, when y'all show y'all affection, grab him and wrestle him. And when you feel like y'all going down, just right here, right here, right here, right here. Make him do that giggle. Make him go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna let you get that close. Say what? I'm not gonna let you get that close. But it's not up to you, man. I'm gonna get that close, bro. I'm gonna get up in the ribs, bro. I'm gonna grab your quads. I'm gonna grab right here and squeeze that cap. That's right. Like that. You're gonna giggle or not when he tickles you. Giggle or not. Giggle or not. You're gonna giggle or not. That's what it is, bro. Listen, shallow waters is out right now. All right, Anita Copax, shallow waters, man. Now, is it called shallow waters? It's definitely shallow waters. Because? Number one seller, number one seller. Number one best seller on Amazon in audio books. Her sister Michelle Copax reads it to Luther Michelle. And yeah, man, I'm just really proud of the reception of this. Like I'm telling you, there is nothing that gives me more of a thrill than putting out books. I mean, having books released on my book in print because these are people's stories that they've been waiting years to deliver to people, man. And Anita, this is definitely a label of love. So thank you to everybody that's been going out there to buy shallow waters. Yeah. Congratulations. Congrats to success. Second book off Black Privilege Publishing. Congrats on that success. Go grab that and make sure you log on to blackeffect.com as well and subscribe to all the podcasts that we have on Black Effect. Is it? Is it weird that the black mermaid is in shallow waters? Is she not as good at swimming? That's not a literal title. Oh, OK, OK. I'm just saying. That's not a literal title. But there is some racism. But it's a great book. People love it, man. I mean, it's a really good fiction novel about Yemiya. Yemiya. You know, if you saw Anita on Breakfast Club this week, you heard her talk about Love Jones when Darius Lovehall mentioned Yemiya and his poem, Are You My Yemiya? And you know, Beyonce mentioned Yemiya on Black Parade. And it's just a good read. You know Malcolm Gladwell did three podcasts about the little mermaid, which I refused to listen to. How many did he do about Yemiya? None. But that's why I gave him shallow waters yesterday. Selling. And I told him. And I, no, but I put that guilt on him. I say, yo, you did a whole podcast. You did three podcasts about area, bro. Yeah, bro. You should read this book about a black mermaid. And he's supposedly Jamaican, bro. You don't think they got a few mermaids out there? Wagwan, Reginald. Wagwan. Mermaids Babe on the Rocks in Jamaica. What? I don't know. Yo, I was excited to see her, though. It's like, I'll hear about her so much. And I was like, oh, that's the lady with the book? Yeah, Nina Kopeck. And I was like, hey, you're the mermaid. She's like, yeah, I'm the mermaid. She just said she was the mermaid? She said she was the mermaid. Yeah. I can see why you don't talk much. I don't know what the hell to say. What else do we say about the thing over here? That's a good point. Congratulations, maybe. Congratulations, you could say on the book. And he's really like, she's like, yeah, so it's cool. You could ask some questions about the book? For what? Listen, can we respectfully just briefly talk about Governor Cuomo in the hearing? I don't know if I'll be capable of talking about him respectfully. I would fight him for charity. I'd fight his brother for charity. I have one simple question. I have one simple question. One simple question. How many old people did he kill? No, listen, that's a valid question too. But when you have Donald Trump, who's been accused of sexual harassment and whatever else, when you have Joe Biden, who's been accused of sexual harassment and whatever else, and neither one of them stepped down, what's the standard? Like, what is Governor Cuomo supposed to do? The percentage. What's the standard? That's all I wanted to know. Like, what's the standard? Like, my feeling is like, it's innocent to prove guilty. Like, we all know that there are. But they did an investigation. But there's not proven guilty yet. Investigation just decides whether they're going to try him. No, I thought the investigation was to prove whether the claims were credible. Even if they believe the claims are credible, he still has to go through the justice system, right? Like, he's not charged with anything, though. Well, if he's not charged with anything, then he's good to go. I think they're deciding whether they're going to charge him or not. But I'm telling you, because they're asking him to step down. Like, Joe Biden asked him to step down. Joe Biden said he should resign. And if I remember correctly, I think, you know, there was some people asking Joe Biden to step out of the race when he was going through his thing. I just want to know what's the standard. Don't ever. Don't ever, because once you step down, you're admitting guilty. Now, that being said, he could be guilty. He is a fucking piece of shit. Like, he's not only a piece of shit for killing all the old people, he's a piece of shit for writing a book about how great a job he was doing with COVID. But you don't step down unless if you believe that you're innocent. I just want to know what's the standard. And when you see Governor Cuomo not stepping down, how can you blame him? When nobody else has. I just want to know what's the standard. The standard is, and I cannot believe I'm actually defending Cuomo here, the standard is if you know in your heart that you didn't do anything wrong, then you fight for your freedom. Fuck that. You step down, that's who you are forever. That's like that motherfucker, Al Franken. You know that guy, Al Franken? I saw him at the comedy club the other night. Say what? There's a little bit of both. But like, I can't look at that motherfucker without seeing him in that way. I just couldn't, bro. He was on stage just doing jokes and everybody in the audience looking at him like, bro, aren't you that fucking creep that took pictures of that girl while she was sleeping? Aaron Andrews or whatever like that, the reporter chick? So it's just like, nah, I mean, you fight for your freedom, bro. You fight for your freedom. I just want to know what's the standard, that's all. That's my, it's a simple question. You know, y'all can. Innocent to approve and guilty is the standard. Yeah. Innocent to approve and guilty. I mean, yo, you're right. 100%, but not in this thing. But who though? It should be though. It should be, yeah, it should be. It definitely should be. Can we respectfully? Yes, respectfully. Talk about the baby. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. Thoughts. I'll suck some guys dick in a parking lot. OK. That's the best you got. That's your choice. That's your choice. Nah, I think now it's just momentum. He's caught in the avalanche. So like cancelization is an avalanche, right? So once one, once one company does it, the other companies have to follow suit or they look like they're supporting it. So everybody's playing chicken. They're like, all right, they're going to really cancel this motherfucker and not because none of these companies want to cancel. Really, no way. Nobody wants to do it, right? Like now we got to book another artist. It's a business decision. It's a business decision. But once one does, every other one has to. Like once Lollapalooza does, Governor's Ball has to. Otherwise, Governor's Ball looks like the one that's supporting the guy who said the homophobic stuff. So all these festivals are complete hypocrites, right? They have plenty of artists that are on those stages that are saying homophobic shit. They're saying sons of misogynistic shit, hateful shit. Like tons of horrible things. Violence, celebration of drugs. Yeah, like they know. Not only celebration, they're like, they're there so people can do drugs. There ain't no outrage. The festivals are all about it. Yeah, but I mean, that's the thing, right? It's not like the corporations care about, you know, what's actually being said. They care about the outrage. That's good, period. You know what I mean? Right. When there's outrage to what's said, that's when they react. Exactly, they react, yeah. So to all of these artists that rap about violence or drugs or whatever else, if there was actual outrage to that, then it would be something. That's why I'm against canceling somebody or making someone resign based on allegation, right? Because what that is, is it allows outrage to dictate your future and set a justice. Six-way due process. Yeah, like come on, bro, we cannot. Now, I understand why these companies do it because the companies are only loyal to making money. These companies don't care about music. They don't care about artists. They don't care about the fans. Exactly, like if they were, they could be selling anything, right? They could be selling fucking transformers for all they care about. Whatever people come out to, they will sell. They could give a flying fuck. There's not these like die-hard indie music, though. They really care, right? Like if they really knew music, they know that they're dealing with like incredibly flawed individuals that have kind of fucked up backgrounds, most like a lot of them. And I'm not just talking about hip-hop. I'm talking about all music. All music. That's why I don't understand how anybody can stand on any moral high ground. They can't. I just don't get it. I think it's the strangest thing in the world, especially when I see like, street rappers, right? Like I see a lot of street rappers like to criticize Lil Nas X and say that Lil Nas X is a negative influence to kids. Like you care about it. Listen, I would say to all the street artists, right? You can have an opinion on Lil Nas X. Regardless of what it is, whether it's on about his music, whether it's about his lifestyle, whatever it is. But please, none of y'all utter, he's a negative influence to kids. You don't have the right. If you've ever rapped about violence against other people, violence against women, misogynistic lyrics, the celebration of drug culture, the use of drugs, you don't have the right to talk about anybody being a negative influence to kids. Let's not be foolish here. You can have a valid opinion, but that can't be what you stand on. He's a negative influence to kids. No. Stop. Can't see yourself then too. That's how you do it. That's what I'm saying. Like, Kyle, come on, stop, stop. Listen, I do. Now, I guess what they might go is like, they might say, I'm not making music for kids. He made a kid's song. He made one kid's song. I would disagree with that. He just made a song. He made a song, yeah. That kid's happening. That kid's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We all know from watching fucking TikTok or Instagram, you'll see a video of a kid in a fucking, what is it called, like a car seat, right? Mom or dad driving and a kid is singing along to every gangster rap lyric that's there. It's like, of course, people are going to have whatever if you want to call it negative influence on kids. By the way, it's not his fault. He made the biggest record of all time. Yeah. If you make a record that has universal global appeal with every demographic, every gender, every sexuality, that's not your fault. Take my horse song? Yeah. Take my horse song. That's exactly it. Take my horse song. I mean, it is to take my horse song, you know what I mean? Literally that. He literally took his horse to the old town road. That's not his fault. He made a record that slaps that universal appeal. So if kids like him, so what? Kids like this gangsta shit, too. Bro, yeah, there's nothing wrong with either of it, I'll be honest with you. That's why it's a parental advisory sticker on the fucking music. But you see what the music making you say you do earlier, right? You're saying the music make you do certain things, make you want to stab somebody. Oh, OK. Listen, I'm just telling you, slow down. I think. Slow down, slow down. No, no. Listen, slow down. It would make you want to take a horse to the old town road. No, I'm just saying, not that song or whatever else that he was talking about. I'm just saying, if a father don't want that, he'll say, I don't want my kid to do that. My son don't want the guy that's shooting. He won't let him listen to that song. Let me tell you something. And I could be totally wrong here. I'm just throwing this out there. I think whatever you are, you're going to be. So if you're a sexuality, if you're a gay man, you're going to be a gay man, regardless of what you're listening to. But you don't usually want to stab nobody. If you're a straight man, you're going to be a straight man, regardless of what you're listening to or what you're watching. I'm talking about what you said. You don't want to just go around stabbing people, but that songs make you want to do that. No. I think sexuality is totally different. I don't know why you keep learning online. How are feelings a feeling? OK, well, let me ask you a question. A feeling is a feeling. Little Bootsy said that Lil Nas X be dancing in front of men. And he knows that these little boys are trying to be straight. Have you ever tried to be straight? No, I ain't tried. It sounded to me like you trying to be straight. No, how? He's trying to put that on me. Because if you're watching something and listening to something, but you think it might. No, no, but you think it might be the potential for you to be gay. I said, again, if somebody listened to your line, what you said about when you want to stab somebody, if you listen to that song, he is saying, if my son watched this, he might want to sit there and kiss a guy. Sexuality is different. Sexuality is different. Fulfilling is a feeling. Oh, no. I've never had that feeling. Have you ever had that feeling? So that's what I said. Have you ever had that feeling? Like I said, a feeling is a feeling. I've never had the feeling. You don't. By the way, not only have I never had the feeling, it could be a man in here right now dancing. I'm still not going to have a feeling. All right, but there's nothing about it. That's what I'm telling you. I don't get that feeling. You get to want to stab people when I listen to that song. You said beanie singing in front of you. A beanie. But when I listen to the button, nothing makes me want to stab somebody from the back. Sexuality is not the same. How do you know? I know it's not. You don't know that. Because you don't get to fill in all certain things. I'll say that. Certain things don't make me get a certain feeling. Oh, you watch porn? Yes, I watch porn. You watch The Guided Girl. Dicks that have turned you on? Not one. OK, then. So if you can't tell them that's me, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, I got him. I got him. I got him in the car clutch. Watch me get him. OK, good, good. I got him. I got him. We are everybody in this room. Everybody in this room watches porn, right? So we've all watched the penis go in and out of the vagina. Have you ever looked at the penis and said, that's what I want? All these years of watching porn, have you ever looked at the penis and said, that's what I want? No, but sometimes I'll watch him and be like, I want to see him come at least. OK, that's cool. I put it like this. I like to see him finish. I like to see him finish. That you probably won't get a tattoo. Like what? So feelings, you might see a fat ass. Some people like fake fat ass and I'd be like, I don't want that. That does nothing to me. Some of my boys be over here. Oh my gosh, are you seeing that? I'm like, that does nothing to me. So you can't tell me what turns me on and what turns you on. That's totally different. What they got to do with what you're talking about? You're not paying attention. Like I said, right there, like make you want to stab somebody, slow down. You just gave another good example. In that country, look at yourself. If you, because you can look at all of these fake asses. OK. But they don't turn you on. That's not your thing. OK. Like I said, but the father don't know what's going to turn a young kid on. No. Or not. That's why they're like I said, no. Right now, you know, you act like that. So would you let your son listen to Deep Block knowing to make you want to stab somebody? If he does. Yeah, sure. But it's plenty of things that I've never killed nobody. With all the music I listen to that's talking about murder. I would never kill nobody. You don't know what the kid's going to control. And by the way, no, not only if I never killed nobody. I never wanted to kill anybody. You just say you want to stab somebody. How you know they're going to die? What a goddamn Jurassic Park Lego. All right, listen to the day. How about this? How about this? How about this? I don't care. I'm just letting you know that's why he wouldn't bother with saying it because of what Charlotte said. But if you're trying to be straight, just say that. I don't have a problem. I know what time it is. I know what attract me and what don't attract me. Right. You know what I'm saying? So that's all that's a matter. Big fat asses that's just don't attract me. It would attract somebody so much. Yeah. That's something that you would do and make me want to stab nobody. So my church music I listen to don't make why you're not going to get the same feeling that I do. OK, OK, OK. So you played what? You played defensive end? Yes. So when you was lined up behind the line, you saw those guys bent over with those big fat asses. No, they're right in front of me. No, it's right in front of me. No, you got nothing wrong. Were you ever turned on? So you got the wrong position. Me and the guys face to face. What are you talking about? OK, so when you're watching football on TV and you see those football players bent over with those big fat asses, does it ever turn you on? I told you I'm excited about girls' fat asses. Why can't you just say no? This is crazy. But I'm just saying I'm telling you no. I'm not even excited about the girls' fat asses, fake ones. So no, I'm not excited about it. She might be honest on something, bro. Yeah. I'm trying to be straight, bro. Let me hear what you're going out with this. I'm just simply saying if you look at the fat asses on the men, are you turned on or not? And I'm not even turned on about the girls' ones, so no. Like, why? I think he's trying to say he's so not turned on because he wouldn't even be turned on if the fat asses were on girls. So you don't like fat asses? I mean, he said he doesn't like the fake ones. I don't even like the fake fat asses. Like, I'm just saying. And if that player's got real asses, yeah. All right, listen, I don't care about a guy's ass. I know I'm not going to be excited about it. Why don't you care about guys asses? Because I'm just not attracted to certain foods. I'm not attracted to it. That's my point. I think I'm a person that believes being homosexual is natural. So if you're not attracted to a guy, you're not going to be attracted to a guy. I'm not in you. No, there's nothing that's going to make you attracted to a guy if you're not a guy. You don't just walk through the town and want to stab people with a Lego. But a song made you want to do it is the only thing that I'm saying. No way. No way. No way. All right. No way. That argument is actually good. He got a good argument. No, you know why it's not a good argument? Because I'm not serious. Oh, yeah. That's why it's not a good argument. He made me want to do certain things that if I wasn't listening to that song. So you might be a sociopath. You might be traumatized. That's why I listen to gospel to keep me where I need to be. And that's what I'm trying to tell you. That's good. And by the way, why do you have to go to anger management? No doubt. Right? You have to go to anger management. I'm not scared of straight. No doubt. You're in therapy right now dealing with a lot of your traumas. No, I'm not in therapy. I'm doing it for fucking premarital counseling. Nothing else. You got to do that. You have to discuss your flaws and her flaws and probably deal with things that have happened in your life that you don't want to deal with. You talked about having to peel the band-aid off and put the deals boring on it to clean the wound. So clearly there's some hurt there. Mostly relationship stuff. All right. What are you getting at? I'm getting my slacks. You might be a little off. And you got some hurt and some trauma that you may need to deal with. That's why the music caused you to be so violent because hurt people hurt people. Yes. So it's already something in you. The music keeps you calm too. Like the gospel keeps you calm. That's right. That's exactly it. And that's what I'm saying. If other music can make me be calm or make me do something else, that's why people don't want that. Okay. Well, explain game fasting. Same same exact things. People are like, I'm not going to go to that church. I heard about this passage. things you just don't want to do. You know why the past is gay? Because he's gay. Ah. It's just that simple. I don't know what to do with it. Okay, that's nice. I ain't got nothing to do with it. It's not like I was on the sparrow. You know what I mean? What do you think? What do you think? Gay is gay. I ain't got nothing to do with it. Gospel or gay? Like what's stronger? What is a more compelling force of nature? Like gospel music or gay activity? Like if there's just a dick right there, like if we played Amazing Grace, would you not be into it? Or like what would happen? No, what if the guy was naked singing Amazing Grace? That'd be too confusing. They'd be like, yo, why? You would be so into him? No, I would not be into him. You would stare at him because you loved that song. You would love Amazing Grace. Don't act like you don't love Amazing Grace, bro. Don't fucking sit here and lie to us on this podcast. You would love Amazing Grace. Listen, when I listen to Amazing Grace, my eyes are always closed anyway. Oh, man. You know what I'm saying? So I'm just like, I'm fucking sorry. That's even better. You see, so he starts singing I close my eyes. That's even better. That's right. You get a little peek at that naked man. And then you close your eyes and you just say, And every time you say Amazing Grace, it's like when you close your eyes, it's like God is just give you handy something. He is handy or something. I just, I just think this is a silly conversation. And the only reason I think it's a silly conversation is because like, let people be who they are. And I think who you are is who you are. Like you're born that way. I really, that's me. I feel like you're born that way. I think with personally. Yeah, I think with you. So there's nothing that can make you that. That's why that argument is so silly to me. Yeah. I agree with you there. I think you're born that way. I think often what happens is like, and I've been trying to look at like rap, at least gangster rap in the same way I look at like jokes. Which is like, I say these horrible jokes and talk about these horrible topics. I don't mean them. Yeah. It's not real. It's just something that I do for fun because it taps into a feeling that's real. I can tell you the difference though. Well, I think with rap, like some gangster shit, I would listen to it as a kid. Yeah. And I think it tapped into the same feeling like when I would watch like a mafia movie or I watched like Scarface, right? I'd be like. One big difference though. Well, one big difference is I'll get to it in one second. I think we're going to say the same thing. But like, so it's like, I want a rapper to be able to rap like that. I want to say those things because I understand they might not be true, but they're tapping into this feeling of I want to be a kingpin. I want to do all this crazy shit. In the same way that the jokes tap into a feeling that's true, even if the topic isn't or the joke. But you were saying the difference is the big difference is that Quentin Tarantino or what's the guy named? You just named Al Pacino. It's fake. It's they're saying it's acting. And I think rappers are selling it as this is real. This is my life. This is what I do. They're Instagram filters. They are. They are. If it was all entertainment, but it's all but it's really an act though. But we don't know that. No, it's an act. We don't know that. But you have to know that. And by the way, that's a great point. Back in the day, it might have been an act. It might have been a feud out of real. But what happened was all of these street dudes started getting into rap because they like them dudes is rapping about my life. I'm a sub rap. They're rapping about stuff that I'm doing. And then when the bar, when the bar level lowered, right? And not even when the bar level lowered. You had some guys that are really doing crime that got real talent. They decided to go out there and rap about the shit that they're actually doing. So guess what you see more of now? Rap was getting killed. Rap was going to jail. Because if we knew, we knew that if they were actually doing 95% of the shit that they actually rapped about, they'd have been in jail. And we see a lot of that happening now. And they've been dead. All them drugs, they don't. But that's the thing. So if you're a rapper, your favorite rapper talks about all the crime that he commits and he talks about all the drugs that he deals and all the alcohol and drugs that he takes. No, he's a liar if he's not in prison. Or dead. Because they would be dead or in prison. As simple as that. But I'm not going to take away their ability to do it because I don't want them to take away mine. I want to be able to say these drugs. Yeah, they are just at the end of the day, man. Just like in WWE. A lot of people always still say, is that real? You know what I mean? People still think that shit is real? I mean, at some point it is real. Like if you fall from like 10 feet off of whatever. Some of them it's got to be real. It's still collided, you know what I'm saying? But damn, it's just, even with the rap, some of it is real. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, listen, my thing is like, I just, you know, I do, we all know music, movies, all that stuff can influence you, right? But I just don't think somebody can influence your sexuality. I think it's kind of like, it's like, you can't make me taller. Like, no matter how many... Not many times I listen to Ski Lo and wished and wished and wished and wished and didn't grow a goddamn inch. That's gay, too. Like, who, Selo? Nah, like... Ski Lo, I wish I was a little bit taller. It don't matter how much gay nausea you listen to, you're not going to turn gay. It doesn't matter how much Ski Lo you listen to, you're not going to turn taller. I get it. I don't, I listen. Okay, how much G.O. that you listen to, you're not going to turn it to a gangster. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. A lot of people did that. They changed. Yo, they be around certain people and they changed. I know a lot of motherfuckers wasn't... I'm not, I don't like having those conversations. I don't like having these conversations when nobody from the LGBTQ community is in the room. By the way, you know, Selo to the baby man, you know... Like I always tell y'all, there's no such thing as free speech because there's a price to everything that comes out of your mouth. Nah, but can I say why he's dumb? If you apologize the exact same way that he apologized just now, if you did that immediately, he loses nothing. But he tried to fight it and the second he started losing all the money, now he made the real fake corporate apology. You just told everybody to stand by their word, right? Say what? You told everybody to stand by their word. That's what you believe. Yeah, I don't believe that. Stand by your word. You just not said that about the other thing. No, I believe in, I believe in living your truth, but I don't really think that's his troops, so to say. I reserve the right to change your mind. I reserve the right to say you made a mistake. I reserve the right to apologize if I were on somebody. Yeah, of course you should. This was the baby did, right? This idea that you can't apologize is so stupid. And a lot of times even in comedy you see. People get stuck like that. Your life gets stuck like that. When you can't apologize, your whole life gets stuck until you apologize. The baby walked into a club, right? And he bumped somebody. It didn't mean to, it was unintentional. The person turned around and me mugged him. And instead of being like, oh my bad bro, I didn't mean to bump you. He said, well what's up now? Show him his gun. So he escalated the situation. He didn't have to be that way. That's all, he didn't have to be that way. So everything you see happening now, you know that he's just paying the price for his words. But also too, there was one, everything that he's being held accountable for is justified, but he did tweet out to the brands, you know, keep your money. He did. He did tell the brands keep your money if y'all don't wanna be in business with him. I think that might be the one that's really got these brands like, oh, we gonna keep our money then. Oh, yes we are. But what I would like to see happen with the baby is I would like to see him get the opportunity to learn and this become a teachable moment for everybody. You know what I mean? I guess all, I don't know what y'all want. Y'all want blood? I mean, this is not gonna make him more empathetic to the gay struggle. Yeah, when you know you wrong, you just take it. You know what I'm saying? When you know you're wrong, you let your girl beat you up. Yeah, I don't believe that. Yeah, I don't believe, I personally don't believe he hates gay people. I don't think it was intentional at all. And I think the reason why he didn't wanna apologize, cause I don't think he really think that he offended somebody. That's why. I don't think it was more fuck y'all anyway. I don't think it was that. I think hip hop just got the, we gotta update our call and response chance, bro. Like, you know what I mean? For sure, for sure. We gotta update our call and response chance. Don't single people out. You know what I mean? Just say stuff like, you know, if you, if you love everybody, you make some noise, stuff like that. You know what I mean? I don't slap. Don't slap, but you figure out something that's slap. You know why swag surf slap so hard? Cause it's, I'm with my friend. I got a friend here. I got a friend there. It ain't nothing about money. It ain't nothing about diseases. It ain't nothing about sexuality. It's just like, if you're here with your friend and you love the person next to you, put your arm around them. Like a church. Put your arm around them. Church has got the best one. Church has got some good ass call and response, bro. Church has got some good ass call. Tell somebody something next to you. Oh man. Touch the person next to you. Touch the person next to you. Yeah. Oh, they hand. Like, what? Yo, we got him. There you go. There you go. Church got some real all-inclusive God damn call and response. How long before you get canceled off Jesus? Oh no, you can cancel Jesus. They've been canceled Jesus. I know. But if you do. I mean, that's why he's Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh shit. How do you think about it? He's the first one to get canceled, bro. And by the way, they take Christ out of everything. You can't even talk about Christ in schools. They tried to replace Christmas with Malcolm X. Yeah? Yes. I thought we'd DMX. No, that's why they call it Xmas. That's right. These gifts going to get here by any means necessary. The ghosts of DMX. All right. OK, let's get up out of this one. What topics we got? We're going to do that. All right, we back. Let's just, we might as well just get the asking idiots, baby. Let's do it. You think? Let's get the asking idiots, man. Oh, Salute to Kathy. Oh, well, you know what? Well, let me see what we got. Taylor wants us to run through some of these topics. Let's see what we got, Taylor. All right. Oh, no, this is fucked up. I don't care how you feel about it. Sean King has to move because of people finding out where he lives. I don't care how you feel about Sean King, bro. Isn't that what he does to people? Doesn't he post pictures of people and post their face and post their information? He don't post their address? Well, people figure it afterwards. He says their whole name and shows what they look like. You could do the rest. Yeah, but they're doing that to Sean King because they want something bad to happen to Sean King. Why do you think he does it to them, B? You're out of your mind and think it's any different. But you can't identify somebody that commits a crime? First of all, you don't know if the crime was committed. You don't know if it's a crime yet. The only time I've ever seen Sean King post videos of people and pictures of people is when somebody does something racist, violent, and then they're like, we need to find this person. And then they post the person's picture and he's like, do you know who this person is? Or if it's a cop? He's like, what's this cop's name and badge number? It was already stuff that's already out there, publicly. All I say is this, man, calm as a motherfucker. So whether you like Sean King or not, that man got a wife. He got kids. You don't want that shit, that type of pressure on your wife and kids? Don't do that shit to people. Do you think that he continues to do this to other people after experiencing himself? Yeah, I haven't seen him do this. You have to show me where he posted somebody's address. Who's Sean King? Martin Luther's son. He took up activism. He's like Martin Luther's, what, third, fourth son? Fourth son. He took up activism like his dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People posted his house. They posted his house where he lives. And that's even the crazy part too, right? They was like, he got an $800,000 luxurious house in Jersey. That's not a luxurious house in Jersey. I thought he lived in Jersey. Yeah. I thought he lived in Atlanta. Nah, he lived in Jersey. That's not, if you spend $800,000 on a house in Atlanta, that's luxury. That's how you know he's white. You got a monster over there if you made that in Atlanta. That's super white of him. What? To live in Jersey. I love Jersey. Yeah, Jersey's amazing. You're fucking white, bro. And like he said, in Jersey, $800,000 is yours. You're a fucking cracker, dude. Black ass, cracker. Crack ass, crack ass, black ass. But no, I just think that's fucked up. I don't like shit like that. I don't like exposing people's private shit. I don't like when it happens to him. I don't like exposing family. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't like what happens to him. I don't like when he does it to people. I don't like when other people do it to people. I think he's respectful, I think it's rude. I don't care if it was somebody I didn't like. I don't care who it is. Don't do that to people, yo. I don't like that. Don't show up to my house. You know what I mean? People on your lawn. You got kids in the house. It's different. Man, come on, bro. I know. I don't like that shit, man. Oh, wait. What else we've got? Dangerous. What about it? Because we talked about that. Okay, gender to be removed from birth certificates. What do you think about this show? If there's no more gender, if we're removing the idea of gender, right, is there no more wage gap? Now, I know gender and sex are different things. I think sex still exists, right? I don't know. Yeah, I'm pretty sure sex is just... No, I don't know. I think all of it. Well, sex is the biology. Gender is the, you know, I guess... Oh, yeah, identity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So I guess the wage gap is based on sex then, not gender? But they call it a gender wage gap, not sex wage gap. So is there no gender wage gap? Is like the feminist movement, does that not exist anymore? Ashrooms. Like... Women of men. Yeah, like once you remove sex or not sex, once you remove gender, right, and we're just these fluid individuals, you can't keep making the same thing that like groups of people are oppressed based on their gender. If gender never exists in the first place. Look how babies. So are you writing these people out of history? Like, are we gonna look back at past feminists that were like fighting for women's rights? And then are we gonna go, I mean, how bigoted were they? How sexist were they? Yeah, so they'd be like, I guess no first woman, nothing on no first man. Like you wouldn't be the first man on the moon. Like, you know what I mean? First person. Female accomplishments will not be female accomplishments. So they'll just be... Honestly, so many female accomplishments, like the 100 meter dash, we're talking about the first woman on the moon. Like, all these things go away. Once there's no gender, all these things are gone. I think that's a very great and fair question that I would like to know the answer to. Kind of interesting. But I wonder if they'll go, no, sex still exists. So people of this sex are still able to have those accomplishments first. We're just not gonna call it gender. But I'm confused about that too though cause I thought that they didn't want to be known as a sex either. That's where the pronouns come in, like the days and whatever else. You know what I mean? I don't know, B. I don't know. I have a lot of empathy though for people who feel like they don't identify as what their body is, what their biology is. Like, I'm gonna give the most hyperbolic example, but if I came on to the show and I started identifying as a giraffe, like you would go, Schultz, you're just acting crazy right now. Like you're just being absurd. Why not practice in a role? I came on this podcast years ago, wrote a body to my book, told you that in third grade. I thought I was a werewolf. You didn't judge me. I told you a story about how I told everybody I was gonna turn into a wolf that day, and I sat at the table and I told you that my ears started getting pointy and hair started coming on my hand. I swear. Did you know that Schultz came to me and told me that, asked me was that a story true? I swear that that happened to me. I swear. I mean, you didn't judge me. So I'm not gonna judge you if you come in here and tell me that. I like content, bro. I'm a type of guy that, if I feel like we're going somewhere and it's fun, I'm not gonna cut your legs off. Do I think that actually happened? Absolutely not. You don't know how I feel. I know how I feel about that. I remember you telling me that story and I remember thinking, this guy will go as far as he wants in this one. This guy will go as far as he wants. If he believes that. If he can convince himself of that, absolutely more shit. Over and over again for all these years. Bro, it really happened, bro. There's nothing he can't convince himself of. I put it in the book. I know he did. I was there, bro. I believe in the supernatural in a real way. I was there, okay? Yo, do it now. I don't have that belief in me right now. Do it now, bro. I don't have the belief in me. Yo, you scared, bro. I don't have the belief in me. Yo, do it now. How? All right, turn it to anything. Turn it to anything. Do a little trick. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold up. Oh, shit, he turned gay. Did y'all see that? That was crazy, bro. Hold on. You don't even know what I am. Hold on, let me see. Yo, the trees and shit is moving behind you. Yo, the fuck is going on? You don't even know what I am, yo. Hold on, let me think, let me think. Hold on, this is good. Give me y'all. Are you giving me y'all? Mm-mm. Hold on. You are. Your hands are together. Your eyes are closed. Your pray and mantis. Your lips are closed. You are sitting there not moving. You are Professor X. Oh, bitch, I'm a cow. Okay? Moo. What? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. All that, all that setup, all that setup, I thought he was coming with fire, bro. No, come on. At least the caterpillar is coming with fire. I was actually worried, I was like, man, am I going to take the steam off of this? Like, guessing some shit? Nah, but that dojo cat line is going to slap on reddit, okay? No. Yo, reddit, don't bail him out. Don't bail him out right here, reddit. Isn't that dojo cat, Taylor? Bitch, I'm a cow. Bitch, I'm a cow with dojo cat, right? Yeah, it is. Yeah. Bitch, I'm a cow. You weren't a cow in any way, shape, or form. I was a cow. No, you weren't. In my mind, I was. No, you weren't. Not even in your mind. We have to believe him. I'm not even lying. It's 2021. We don't believe him. I'm going to tell you something. No, no, I'm going to tell you something. That's so crazy. No, I'm going to tell you something. He's a wild boy, man. He's a wild boy. I'm going to tell you, he's a wild boy, man. I'm going to tell you that's something that's so crazy. Yeah, yeah. I closed my eyes and I said, okay, I'm going to say, bitch, I'm a cow. As soon as I said that, I saw myself on a billboard writing, eat more chicken. The Chick-fil-A. That's what I was thinking. See? See? You fucking see? You saw it. You saw it. I was thinking, oh, shit. I was thinking, a Chick-fil-A fucking billboard. I don't know if you're fucking with me. I swear to God, my life. I swear to God, my life. When you said, bitch, I'm a cow. I thought about the Chick-fil-A billboard. I thought of a cow taking the shit. Right. Bitch, I'm a cow. Bitch, I'm a cow. No, after you said bitch, I'm a cow. Then I thought of a cow taking the shit. But he thought after you said it, too, he didn't fucking think it down. No, I thought the billboard and the graffiti after he said it all in. After he said cow. No, when I was thinking, because I was projecting my energy to everybody in the room. Durin, after you said that, I'm a Chick-fil-A. Okay, okay, okay, hold on. Let's try it again. To go from bitch, I'm a cow to the fucking Chick-fil-A billboard. I thought it was really good. Look at mine. I'm gonna think another thing. Hold on, I'm gonna think another thing. Oh my God. Let's go. I'll probably get this one. Perfection X. No, okay. Let me tell you what I'm doing. I'm thinking of an actual action. You're thinking of an action. Thinking of an action. Like fighting or praying. There you go. Okay, okay. Let's go. Sucking or not. Yeah. I knew it from the verses last night. I knew it was actually what I was thinking. But that was easy, man. No. Y'all don't make a gift out of him doing that dance right there. Y'all ain't shit. No, actually, what I was actually thinking, I'm not gonna say it, but it wasn't that. It was that. Say it. It was that. It was that action. It was you doing it the wrong way. Oh my God. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. I just wanted one of y'all to say it. I was like, because I know I'm projecting this. I'm projecting this. So you're thinking of that image, bro? You're imagining the world. You're imagining what actions did? I was. And I should have just stayed with it a little while longer. Just one of y'all would have streamed it out. Because I know it would have happened. Jesus Christ. That's cool. Well, was it suck it or not? You was doing it the wrong way. Was it or not then? No, y'all was doing it. No, he wasn't. You don't know what's in here. Yo ho, you said or not. No, in my mind it was going down. And the song was playing. Y'all was getting it in. Was that good or what? I didn't get that far. What do you mean you didn't get that far? Y'all guess so fast. You just started. Was it toes curling? I literally just started. You literally just standing there. I haven't begun. Nah, nah, you just standing there. You just fucking rubbing it. You just standing there loving it. Alright, asking idiot, go. If you could slap an artist, who would it be and why? That's Ben Dot Kaker. I don't want to slap anybody. I've seen everybody healing energy. I'll slap some people. Who do I want to slap? The comedian you want to slap? Who do I want to slap? I'll send everybody healing energy. I don't want to slap nobody. You over that? I'm so sick of violence. I think violence is so pointless. Respect. Okay, Vibin X. Vibin X, that's got a few questions. Oh, this is a good one. You used to do this. Vibin X for Andrew, how do you start your jokes and stand up? You used to show people how? Yeah, we had the show inside jokes, man. And I don't know, I just come up with an idea. It's usually something that's happening that is culturally relevant and people care a lot about it. And I try to think about why they shouldn't be outraged. And then develop a joke around that. That's usually it. Vibin X also wants to know why and when did Wax start his chicken farm? He stopped that shit. Why? I did it because I thought about the money. I always thought outside the box. And when? About, my son is eight, about nine years ago. Yeah. We don't have it no more. I got the chicken, I got the paintball facility now. So come out there. Come out of that. Real Carlos Trejo, I want you to answer your own question after watching this podcast. All right. You can answer that yourself. Take your pick. All right. Scroll down. What's the question? Read out the question. Oh, the question? I don't feel like doing it. No. Oh, thank you, Taylor again. Taylor, know her uncle. Her younger brother is just sweating his ass off. Okay. What the heck to 13? If your exact clone sleep with your girl, man, is that cheating? That is a great question. Cardi B said on the song one time, if my man had a twin, I would let him run a train. And I think about that. I wonder, like, if your exact clone is your clone, sleeps with your girl, is that cheating? That would be like the ultimate test of your ego. Wouldn't it be? Yeah. Jealousy and envy. This is you. Until child support come around. I had a line in a joke back in the day. It's not cheating if it looks just like my girl. That's a tribute. I think about that. And I was just like, is that? I don't know. But that's a girl that looks like your girl. I'm talking about your exact clone. Exactly. You, bro. Identical twin. I wouldn't let my identical twin. No, no, no. That twin clone. Clone. You. I took Andrew Schultz and I cloned him. This is the variant version of Andrew Schultz. Dig it down. Well, you got to take a shit. Dig it down. Dig it down, bro. My exact clone. Hell, yeah. Let's trade off. Oh, shit. Like, you get these days, I'll get these days, and she'll be way happier. I think that'd be ideal. You got to do all the talking. I do the fucking. Whatever. Okay. Whatever. You got to go grocery shopping. Yeah. Let's split up all the duties. It'd be great to have another me around the crib. I would love to test my ego. Two waxes. Yeah. I'll be performing in Texas and Minnesota today. Word out. Word out. One of y'all got to stay home, though. I get a third. They say the people that become super rich are the people who find a way to be in two places at one time. At the same time. Zoom. I would. Yeah. Also, they say that about murderers. Murderers? Yeah. What do you mean? The ones that don't go to jail. Yeah, nice. They find a way to... They got an alibi. Yeah, they wear two shoe sizes lower. I would love to test my ego. And make sure they step in the blood. Ooh. Did you just watch a documentary about OJ? That's what happened? Isn't that basically what happened? Something like that? Oh, the glove don't fit. And it wasn't the footprints or something. He had gout and his hands got thicker. I would love to test my ego with this, yo. Yeah. I just want to know what... If you could just sit back and watch your exact clone sleep with your girl. But they got to have the same ability as you. Everything's got to be you. Like, she can't favor your clone over you. It's got to be... It's literally you. Yeah. Like, you're having conversations with you. Yeah. Everything about them is the same. How do you fuck a thing? Your clone got to go for nerves, too. Yeah. So she can't like your clone, either, just as much as she don't like it. Exactly. She got to hate the clone. Yeah. You annoy by everything the clone does. Yes. You leave a plate by the thing, and she's yelling at the clone. You're like, that's why I would love that place. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Okay, question. Okay, go. I'm about to piss myself, though. Would you jack your clone off? Why? No, this is actually a great question. Is your clone a girl? Because it's your dick. It's your dick. It's you. And he's jerking you off at the same time? You masturbate? No, you can't just jerk him off. But if he jerks off you and you jerk off him at the same time, then it's just jerking off. They've got to cancel each other out like negative numbers. Why is he masturbating in the mirror? What would be the difference? It's stupid. I'm not jerking off because I did it in the mirror one time and see how stupid I looked. So what's the difference? Would you jack yourself off? I don't do it no more. You got an exact clone? I don't do it no more. He should have came before I did it. You don't jack off? Not no more. I look stupid. Oh, okay. So when you did jack off with me? Me too late now. Can't ask me. He's trying to be straight, man. He's trying to be straight. He's trying to be straight. He's trying to be straight by any means. He's holding on to that shit. He's holding on to that shit. All right, guys. I think we did it. Everybody satisfied? Damn right, we satisfied. I think we good, Taylor. Let's end on a high note. I think we did that.