 We must take back this battle! This is what Jurassic World Dominion is really leading up to! Hello everybody and welcome to... Oh, here we go again. Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2! And today we're gonna be trying to storm this beach over here! And today we're taking back this land from the menace that lies just above the hills! But what are they? You might be asking. Well, I'm not going to tell you because that would be spoiling it. These poor gentlemen have no- Oh God, I have no idea what they're about to let themselves in for, but look at it. We have tanks, we have- I don't know, whatever that is. And this man, just him! Not the others, because look at him. He brushes his teeth very well! First wave, you'd call it. This is like a recreation of the, um, the- the storming of Normandy, I think it is. Something like that. So you have these guys going in first with, I think, it's 10 Sherman tanks and a hundred! Or a platoon of a hundred assault rifle peoples! And then over here we have our second brigade. This, I think- Oh, okay. And then we're fast-forwarding in time. I've forgotten about this. And to the future, we have, like, automatic rifles, and then another 10 Sherman tanks. And then finally, just in case they are needing to be deployed, actually, they are all set to attack, so they will come in anyway. You have, like, I think, 500 modern military troops again. And I think this is- I think that maybe that's a thousand? Maybe a hundred? I've really loved to do, to try and take over what is on the hill. So, without further ado, shall we just start the battle and see how this goes? What treacherous fiend could be hiding in the mountains, you might ask? Yes. We're about to find out. Let's go. Is it C for the slow-mo? No, no, hold on. It's P for slow-mo. Oh my god, they are unleashing hell onto the- Oh god, there they are. There are the fiends. Look at them. Beautiful doggies. But there's more than just docks that meets the eye. Oh, they're already unleashing a flurry of bullets. Well, oh my god, wow, I don't- oh god, there they are. Oh god, there's so many of them. They really doesn't seem to be working here. So, hey, oh, we don't have any slow-motion, but there's the evolution, oh, the pre-evolution of the docks. Giant T-Rexes, but not just any T-Rexes. Accurate T-Rexes. Yes, the developers haven't just reused the assets from the last game. No, no, no, no. They have used a new asset. Oh, that guy was covered in blood. Oh, do they stand any chance against the wave of T-Rexes? Do the tanks stand any chance against the T-Rexes? I mean, they technically kind of should, because, well, I mean, they're tanks. Oh my god, people are being tossed around, and the backup is already there. Wow. Oh, oh, the T- oh, I think all the troops have now died. And there it is, the mother of all chickens. Do they stand a chance? In comes the backup. Actually, well, actually the backup's over there. These guys, oh, they're already backing away. What is happening to these T-Rexes? They're absolutely, look at the poor man. Does he stand much better? Oh, he's rolling. Oh, and a T-Rex has been taken out. And now it's the rest of them. Oh, look at them. They're actually being, yeah, they're being quite clever. They're running away. They know, I mean, I would 100% backup if I was them. But, hey, ho, that guy's really not backing up faster. You've got to dodge. Dodge, make one. You can do it. Oh, yes, oh, no. I love the dodge, like, are they actually surviving or is that just how they die? I think quite possibly that's how they die. Oh, the second, oh my god, there's so many of them. They're trapped behind the tanks, but they're about to take on this first kind of way. Oh, god. Oh, god, the tanks over there aren't faring too well. How about this one? Oh, they killed the giant chicken. Oh, okay. It's just straight, okay. Right, we've got some clever people that have managed to get away from the tank wall. How is this? Oh, god, that's not looking good either. I think there's actually more than just T-Rexes coming in so well. So something tells me that they're going to need a little bit of backup. There's way too many T-Rexes. There we go. The chicken, the ducks have finally made it over the hill and are now helping out the T-Rexes. Wait, where is the final guy? Look at him go. There's actually more over here. Ooh, they're doing a little bit better. All the men seem to have backed away from the tanks and are a strategic retreats and now an advancement against the T-Rexes, but there should be more. Are they not here? They definitely should be. Look at that guy. Look at that guy using it as backup and the tanks are holding the line strong. T-Rexes seem to take a while to destroy even a single tank. Would you believe? I mean, I don't know about you. I don't see anything else over that map. Maybe I need to up the numbers. This is going to be quite a close one. There's a lot of T-Rexes over here, but they are taking their time to really chow down on these tanks. It would be cool to have them have, like, different animations, maybe knock the tank around a little bit, but we know what the developers are like when it comes to this game. Just put something in and make as much money as possible as the least of it as you can. There are so many of them. Look at these guys. Hold on, I want to take over one of these. Oh, no. I want to possess you. There we go. Here we are. He's got zero kills. I can use a battle cry. Oh, okay. We can un-possess or we can zoom in and out. Oh, we can do first-person? Brr. Brr. Eh. Eh. How about I just go straight up there? The weakness. Oh, perfect shots. This is it, yes. Oh, we should have played this. This is brilliant. I love playing, like, this kind of game, rather than, like, a god-like perspective. Yes, just shoot them down. We must take back this battle. Jurassic World Dominion is really leading up to. Is this, yes. Do I get killed in one hit? I really don't know. I'd love to be able to, like, roadie run or do a roll. Haha, you think you're going to kill me? Nah, look, I can cleverly back away. Yes, taken out. We're going to win. We're going to do it, boss. Watch your six o'clock, yes. Have we done it? I think we're getting close. The tanks are moving through the bodies of the T-Rexes. But where's the rest of them? I can't see. The battle isn't won just yet. Yes, let's go. What happened, but we did it. Celebrations have rang out from over the hills, over yonder. Further down south, there is still a battle to be waged. And there might be some surprises in store for these guys. So, please, your bets. Who do you think's going to win? Let's go. First platoon out. And we'll see just what they come up against. And again, like the last time. I don't know where they are. Yep, over there. And then the back up all the way to the back. So, what will these guys face up against first? There you go. They're first enemies. Hold on. I want to take control of one of these. Yes. And this guy. Yeah. Go on. Let's go, guys. Oh, I forgot to change him again. This is fine. Oh, can I zoom in? Yes. Wait, what are we shooting at, guys? There they are. We should probably shoot the ones that are coming towards us, shouldn't we? That's probably better. Oh, God. Oh, God, there they are. Yep. Oh, my God. Run. Run, you fools. They could kick a man to death. Shoot it. Oh, my God. He's dead. They killed Terry. We're three kills. Oh, my God. There's so many of them. It's like freaking the Lion King. Run behind the tanks. There's nothing. Nothing. Oh, my God. Oh. There's no hope with that many ostriches. Not even a tank could survive. Well, maybe it can. There we go. Seven kills. Eight kills. I'm clicking the mouse as fast as I can. Oh, the tanks are doing actually okay. They're kind of covered in blood, but nothing else is happening to them. This is great. Oh, they just get absolutely comploded. And they can't do anything to the tanks. Humans is a bit more of an issue. Oh, God. There they are. There's all the waves over there. I should probably not take my eyes off them. Yeah, but this is all right. The tanks are distracting them while I can get my K2D up massively. Oh, my. Oh, my God. There he is. Our surprise weapon fluff, a flurry of ammunition into the air. I should have been here, actually. Oh, look at him go. Oh, my God. There's nothing I can do. I'm just going to keep running. Hopefully he sees me and helps the brother out. Oh, my God. No. Modern people help me. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh, God. There they are. They're Titans. This is a war that no mere mortals can win. Look, friggin' rocks are flying. Wait, where is our amazing dude? There he is. Look at him go. He's doing his best to squash the hold of incoming Titanus chickens. Is he actually doing damage to them? I don't even know. The tanks are still holding steady, which is brilliant. And the arrows are blocking out the sun. Oh, God. Oh, God, the giant chickens. Oh, my God. Tell my family I love them. Minus 410. And down I go. First row still doing. I mean, where is the first row? I think they're there. Yeah. Kind of dead. Second row dead. These guys are good. For some odd reason, World War II dudes do not back away from a challenge. However the... Oh, I toppled. Yes. I want to be you. You got to get me. He's got 36 kills. There we go. Shoot the weakness. Oh, wait. I thought it was supposed to be chickens are fired. Maybe I'm wrong. Oh, I could still shoot while backing up. Or am I shooting forward instead? I can't even tell if I'm doing damage. There's no... There's no indicator. There's no nothing. He's so big. Even the hitbox doesn't register. Oh, look at... You're backing the wrong way. No, Dave. Straight into the ostriches. Oh, we were saved there. Oh, this is my cue to get out. Yeah, here we go. Oh, no. To the tanks. Back to the tanks, men. Thank God we have so many of them. Yeah, this is not a fight. That we can win. They have too many teeth. As that cringy little kid in Jurassic World said. We're going to aim for the heads. That's what we're going to do. We've got our first person. Yeah. Shoot the head. Oh, I hit him there. There's some damage that's going to happen. I've got a break. I've got a break, guys. Let's go. Oh, God, no. Oh, no. The ostriches are coming in. I can pick those guys, though. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they're kicking it. Oh, a kick that can kill a man. Can it kill a tank? Don't look at me like that. There's still so many of them. Oh, I don't know what that was. Oh, God. They're coming around the side. I believe in the tanks. The tanks are... How much help does a freaking tank? Tanks saved me. I don't know. This one might be closer. It definitely seems like we're not doing this hot this time. But like last time, there we go. Surviving a crater, yes. Run. Run. Oh, God, they've broken through that way. Quickly, back to the ocean. There, we can take that guy out. Wait. Oh, my God. I forgot about these guys. Oh, no. Yo, I think we might be done. We might be done. Oh, they're orcs. No, they've been less to the help of the orc. Oh, my God. There's so many of them. Oh, we fought the war. Oh, Jesus. Oh, he's still... Oh, my God. He pants a punch as well. Come on, guys. Keep shooting. Is he right behind me, dude? Is he right behind me? Oh, that's fine. They got distracted. I don't know what by, but that's great. I mean, really, I should just be able to mow these guys all down, right? That's the way it would... It appears. Oh, they've seen me. Can I kill this guy? Oh, my God. He could just tank that. He's still tanking at all. Get distracted. Yes. There we go. There we go. This is brilliant. I love this. I just wish they did more with it. Like, there's so much you could do with this kind of game. It's just a shame that they just settle. Wait, what's this guy? Oh, he's a big one. Is he... Okay, they got distracted. Right, let's shoot this one. Oh, my God. Whoa! Thank God they take ages. Oh, they're the ostriches! No! They came out of nowhere. Let's see. How is everybody doing? Oh, God. Oh, God. The tumble. Even back... They fall them back to the oceans. These... Oh, wait. Are the other guys here? There's like a few of them. Oh, my God. What can men do against such giant chickens? Look at them go. Oh, bless them. Right to the end. He's still shooting. It just depends how much damage an ostrich does. He's doing quite well, actually. Now he's not. He got absolutely ripped off. They're in the ocean. Was there a guy in here? There might be a guy in here. Oh, God. He doesn't see it coming. He doesn't see it coming. Bless him. He's just going deeper into the water. Oh, this looks really cool, actually. Oh, it seems to have slowed down the ostriches. They don't do very well in the water. And this guy is equipped with gills, apparently. Oh, no. I think he drowned. I think he did. It looked like he did. A weird way to drown. Oh, there you go. What if this is quite cool, actually? Oh, they're still after somebody. Oh, no. This might be the last guy. And it looks like he's going to apparently drown himself. I think? I think maybe that's why the ostriches died. I guess we'll find out. Do you have gills? Oh, no. Yep. You don't have gills. Okay. Okay. How many people are left? 194 are left from the other team. And I think those are probably just tanks. 44 kills. I think I took all the blood off you. Oh, no. There we go. 9,000 left. Oh, bless him. I want to be this alone, dude. This low. No, we need to run, guy. We need to really run. Keep running. Like, yes, don't look back. Read it. Why does he have like a squat run? Bless him. Oh, God. There's only 134 of us left. Right, there's bunkers. We've got to get to the bunker. If we can get inside. Oh, no. Yes. Into the bunker. We can do this. We can do this. We can do this. Oh, my God. This little ostrich. Maybe that's why I'm taking damage. Into the bunker. Into the bunker. Okay. Walk through the bunker. Never mind. Oh, my God. There's a few guys in here. Yes. To the last man. Let's go. Keep them distracted. Oh, my God. What can you do? What can you do? Thank God we protected it. We made like a shield. Oh, God. There's eggs. And there's an ogre in there. 500 damage. Oh, yes. Please be distracted. Keep on being distracted. I don't know. Oh, my God. What happened to that guy? He just vanished. He was right there. And then he wasn't. Yes. Yes. He's dead. Brilliant. Another kill. Oh, I made a few kills. Do I get more damage for like a headshot or something? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. They're coming in now. This is it. No, don't move. Don't move. I'm doing like 250 damage, but I think that's just the five bullets I fire off. And then she's like 250. 250. I can take out. Oh, oh. Kill it. Kill it. Quickly. Fuck, when I was a kid, I would have killed for a game like this, man. This is absolutely nuts. Just got launched a mile. Come on. There's only like 1,000. Yes. Chicken dead. I'm going to claim victory on that. Oh, God. Oh, God. We got to look at the safest. A tank. It's coming in blood. Come on. Look at him. You're nothing unlike the T-Rexes of the past. You should have seen the first game. You're an oversized bull tree that's got no feathers. Yeah. Oh, maybe that's the hitbox. That's the toes. Deadliest toes. Yes. That seems to do damage. And there's ogres in here. Man, I don't really need to worry about the T-Rexes. It's the other things that can kind of kill me, like these ones. Or any orcs. I will avenge you. Oh, God. There is another one. Oh, no. Yes, please stay distracted by the tanks. Oh, they're closing in now. They're really closing in. There's only 22 of us. Yes. Another T-Rex killed. Only 1,000 left. Less than 1,000. There's only 22 of us. Could this be it? As long as the tanks keep on firing, I could be in with a chance. I don't know if there's any humans left. I think it might just be me and 20 other tanks. I've got to make each one count. There's still chickens firing eggs in here. I've only got 91 health, which I'm pretty sure means. If one thing shoots me, I might be done. I'm hoping. I'm hoping. It's just those tanks. I've got three tanks here. Keep my back. I'm watching my... Is it six? Yes! Two dead. There's only 800 left. Come on. This is getting close. But everyone that I lose, I need to lose like 100. Come on. We can do this. There can't be that many left. Yes. Another T-Rex dead. Shoot the ogres. I can take on the little things. You should... Oh! No! No! No! Where are... Oh! Is it? It's coming close to the end. Yes! Only 14 left. Yeah. Hopefully there's splash damage on the tanks. But I don't know. Yeah. Shoot him. I can shoot the little dude. There's no way of me getting out. I don't see any breaker for you. Less than 800 now. But there's only 12 of us. I think we've killed 100 and lost 10. That's not good enough. Come on. Oh! No! No! They're coming through. They're coming through. Keep shooting. Yes! Tank. Keep going. I made 60 kills. I have four... I have four of what? Oh no! Some hitters. Something did 10 damage. I think it might be in a rogue egg. Oh! I was down to... I made it to the last 7. There was no saving. I want to take control of this last tank. It's got a thousand health. If only it was fully auto. I wonder what happened to the archer dude. I thought he was like a secret weapon that was going to kill so many. I bet he did though. Oh wow. How much damage do I take from a single bite? Oh, it's a couple of hundred. How about I try and get out of here? How about we try? Oh my god! That was not really accurate. No! No backwards! Keep going! Keep going! Oh no! Oh I can't shoot and go? Are you kidding me? Did I... Did I get it? Right, right, right. What I need to do is just bring this... I can't believe this is still freaking ostriches. Yes! A couple of kills. Brilliant. I think I can do this. Only three tanks. Bam! Another... I'm not even getting kills for these. Do I need to hit them like dead on? I seem to not be taking any damage though. Oh, there's some rogue ones there. That's it. There's only me and one other. Maybe I can... Oh, maybe I can drown them. This is it. This is what I'm going to do. And here we go. Here it is. Come on. We can do it to the end. If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me. Can tanks drown? Yeah! Oh, there it is. There it is. But if I can lead them far enough out to sea, then they won't be able to make it back in time. Oh, wait. I'm the last guy. Maybe it's possible. Oh, God. I don't think it's possible. I think I've made a... Oh! Then I didn't go... Just killed myself. Come on. 20's time. 20's time. Oh, my God. Are you kidding? I survived with five. Well, this is it, I guess. They are. I was outsmarted by a bunch of chickens and T-Rexes. Killed myself. Well then, let's go, son. Oh, no. There it is. And I'm dead. Well, there you have it. What a way to end it. Beautiful. I like how these guys didn't even go for me. They were like, no, no. They've got it. So, that was the video. Pretty much, I think we tried everything. Oh, wait. They're dead. Ah, that was everything. Sweet. I think we tried everything. Like the trolls, the orcs, the T-Rexes, the tanks, some of the new stuff. It surprises me that they're still taking months just to put like a single unit in the game. That is... I could do something like... I want to do... We could make this so much better. But anyway, guys, if you enjoyed the video, leave a like, and until next time, I'll see you cuties later. Oh, bye-bye.