 You have profaned the monument to the old judge. Ah, it is a criminal offense. Tis against the rules. You shall be punished for this affront. Quiet thy thunder and listen, Lucian. For this matter is not what you have imagined it to be. Imagined? Accused me of wild fancies, will you? I tire of your defiance. The rules of the old judge are clear. Do not challenge the Hierarch. Do not stand taller than the Hierarch. Do not play melodies of which the Hierarch disapproves. Do not jest in ways which leave the Hierarch un... Oligos comes to your homes, everyone. Shooter and hope. Hope it passes us by. Hope Solomon Crane has entombed us all. Fie, we are not yet ready to fight the unslayable beast. Come, wizard, we can pass this night, or afternoon, as it may well be, in my home. Welcome back to Episode 315. Today we are obviously in the night forest still. We should be safe here for the duration. Once the Malagas passes us by, we can recruit aid in defeating it for good. Why, we have the attunement stone. Should we not return to Tilos? Shhh, wizard, there is not time for your mysterious communions. I heard a sound from the basement. We must investigate. We go to a basement. Very fun, very epic. Um, I wonder what is in basement? Hmm, who knows? Could it be scary things? Most likely. Um, nothing ever good is in a basement. Can we just, like, make that very clear? Nothing that is good is in a basement ever. These are the most scariest things, for no reason. Something is wrong, restless. It screams in the endless night and the stars go quiet. It hungers. It calls us from the grave to feed it. Oh, ha ha, tis merely the ghosts of the old town. Fret not, even I can fend off these wretches. Okie dokie, bit. Right, Lima ghosts, they are rank 18 elite, rank 19 elite in fact. Wow, we're really stepping up here, aren't we? We have Solomon Crane. Hmm, ok, we're going to just do it just to see what it looks like. Not because it's actually going to do anything beneficial to us because we don't have any dots but that's fine. It's fine, we're just going to see what it looks like because we've got to show off Solomon Crane here. This is the death spell by the way, um, very cool, very epic. Um, destroys a dot and it will do double damage, pretty cool, it does a lot of damage if you have death damage, that's for sure, that's for sure. So yeah, we get one of those for the next couple of fights which is pretty cool. And we're stunned, wow, perfect, just my favourite thing. My favourite thing, anyway, these guys, these guys are kind of cool. They have some stats and they're like ice as well which is pretty cool so they resist ice and boost on fire, obviously, obviously. But they have a 5,650 health, decent amount of health, not going to lie, decent amount we need to pass because we are stunned. Um, but yeah, probably know some shields which is a shame and they're going to shield right now. Or two ice blades, what? What even spell is that? I don't even know, I don't have the wiki page up at the moment so I can't tell you but um, that's definitely something. That's for sure. Uh, let's go for a blade into a Scarecrow and GG, hopefully. I'll definitely kill the guy that we've already damaged and we can just ship the fools afterwards so it's fine. It'll be fine, probably, probably, King-Art, okay, okay, interesting, interesting. What is, I can't even remember what all of the King-Arts do. Other than just big damage. Oh, it's taunts? Oh no, it gives them a pip. That's interesting. Why does it take so long to get a pip? Why can't it be like some of the, like, celestial calendar? It doesn't take long at all to get a pip. Why can't it be like that? I don't understand at all. Do not understand, but oh well. There we go, we found out what Ice King-Art does. I don't think I've ever encountered that while questing so far on this character so there we go. We just know, okay, one guy is still alive. This is so sad. Solomon Crane actually came in clutch there. Oh, they're both still alive. This is so tragic. This is so sad. I'm so bad. Oh well, Frostbite, get out of here. Oh, it's not even Frostbite. It's just natural attack. Wanted it. Fair enough. Fair enough. We gotta do this. We can't single hit because he's too alive somehow. How that works? No. I have no clue at all. No clue. Zero out of ten. Right, correct. And it did. For sure. Definitely did. Definitely did, right? Probably. Maybe. Most likely. Please. Yep, they did. They did. My word. I was quite good there. Was I not? Perhaps defending my own home improved my prowess. Or it was all those mana wisps from the font. Or my hand was steadied by righteous resolve. Or the mana wisps. Or those mana wisps we stumbled across. In any event, my senses are keener now than ever. And I hear scuttling. He hear the scuttling. Um, but yeah, this is the spell, if you wanted to say it, 420, destroying one damage over time, dealing two times damage. So... And there it is. Perhaps we don't require aid after all, my friend. I say we settle this monster here and now. I think so too, buddy. So this is Malagas 2, Electric Boogaloo, same as before, except different. So yeah, I'm not worried about this one. I'm not worried. I'm not packing anything differently, and you'll understand in a second. The cheats are the same, except different. Um, yeah, we're gonna do this. So basically, the cheats are exactly the same except he has a new cheat, um, which is if a wizard casts a Malagast faint, um, he will cast an AoE sacrifice, dealing 1,000 damage to all allies, healing an unknown amount to all wizards. So basically we want a Malagast faint him, and he will take all of the damage, and then he will start to die, and it'll be fantastic. And we won't fizzle because it's a, actually no, it's a shadow spell, which is really sad, but yeah. So that is the plan. We're gonna cast 3 Malagast faint, see what happens, try and kill him, and then we'll hit with his Shipperfuls, or a Scarecrow, probably a Scarecrow. Um, so yeah, that's the plan of this, that's the plan here. This guy is, um, more of a fire, and he knows like, um, fire from above, scorching, scald, brim, um, and also sirens just to throw that in there because, you know, that's just a little bit quirky, a little bit quirky and cool, uh, but yeah. Let's just get this dude to take some damage, not right now, because obviously we would just, we were just too good for it, so, um, yeah, this is also, uh, the old sirens as well, by the way, so it removes blades, which is a shame, and also minus 45, so yeah. Rip blade, rip blade, very sad, very sad, oh well, oh well, is fine, is fine. What I find really strange about that is the FFA only gives one trap, the Shadow FFA, but yet the sirens removes blades and gives a, um, a mental, like why? I swear, every single time you have a mental and you cast the Shadow Spell, it will always fizzle, it's just how it works, it's 100% how it works, it is painful and terrible, painful and terrible and I hate it. Monster Mash, oh no, just Vampire, okay, like, Monster Mash, okay, it's not Monster Mash though, it's just Vampire, just Vampire, just a boring old Vampire, um, okay, we don't have any Malagas Fane, that's so sad, we're gonna discard this, we need to get it, we need to get them, that's the whole strategy here, I want to do it with this strategy, just to be cool, but it's like, no, not today, not gonna work out, sorry, oh my gosh, I'm not gonna die, it's gonna be close, this does a lot of damage, this can do up to like 1,000 base and here's a 120 outgoing damage boost, 24ps, so yeah, just a little bit pain, just a little bit pain, just a little bit pain, this is why we need to heal from them, you know, it's just very crucial at this point, um, very, very crucial, we're just gonna do this, just for now, just for now, just to get a little bit of a heal, we could also Solomon Crane as well, which could be kind of funny, could be kind of cool, but we're missing, we're missing some Malagas Fane, I swear, we're missing some, they're meant to be here, but they're not, they are hiding, very sad, much upsetty, spaghetti, okay, didn't do much damage, wasn't meant to do much damage, simply there just to, just to get some heal, basically all that is there, um, there we go, Malagas Fane, boom, let's go, let's go, no fizzle this time, yeah, lovely, roar, and he does sacrifice of 100 trillion million damage, literally nearly kills himself, nearly kills the minion which is even better, and we get a decent amount of heal, not quite full health, but it definitely will help, definitely will help, we get another one next as well, which is cool, she's very cool, very, very cool, um, cr- ouch, just kidding, I'm, actually I'm kind of worried, he does have a Fane on me, so, ouch, he's gonna get a lot of health back which sucks, but it's fine, the strategy is I'm not killing the minion, so it's okay, there it is, we need four pips, um, obviously, so we gotta wait one round, so we're just gonna, I mean we could just do this, we're gonna do that on him because the minion's gonna be taken care of, we'll do it on the Malagas, just because we can, why not, why not, zero pips might as well, show off Solomon Crane, get him into, get him into battle, Ka-blam, Ka-blamo, nice, not too bad, not too bad, don't know how much it did, but not too bad, and this is probably a FFA, no, oh, a Skald, okay, that could do a decent amount of damage, not gonna lie, not gonna lie, that could do a decent amount of damage, anyway, Faint, Faint, this could do a lot, okay it's not too bad actually, I was, um, making it up, it doesn't do that much damage, each round, I'm like, maybe it does like a thousand, it doesn't go a thousand, right, get out of here dude, why would you give me these cards if you're just gonna use them against yourself, I don't understand your logic here, it seems a little bit illogical, but I will not complain, this fight is actually really fun because it's just so like, it's like the other fight but you don't really have to fight this time, we're just gonna simply pass onto we have four pips, the only bad thing about the Malagas Faint is its four pips which is ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous, but hey, at least he can kill himself, you know, he's good for something, he may not be able to kill me but he can kill himself, and that's all that really matters at the end of the day, that I don't have to destroy him, he can destroy himself, I don't have to have the guilt of destroying this innocent ghast that is obviously meaning no harm completely, just the most innocent of evil people ever, so yeah, that's how it works, can you stop FFAing me, please, I would appreciate it, just this once, just cease for five seconds, would approve, would benefit me significantly in the health department, so just a suggestion, one more round, one more round and then he will be dead, very dead, but yeah, the best idea is to put this on him just to get that extra damage from the sacrifice, obviously, because it only does a thousand base, so yeah, it's best to actually cast it on him so you get the plus 70 as well, yeah it takes off the faint but it does a lot of damage, so it's pretty decent, right there he goes, his did, why won't you die foul demon, it is fleeing back into the night forest after it wizard, after it, okie dokie, that was a decent amount of XP from that fight, 78, man just popping off, popping off, we're also nearly halfway to level 144, not too bad, not too bad, pursue the melagast, where is, alas it has eluded us once again and yet I feel no disappointment, only an elation that the adventure is not yet over, what can this mean, it means that, I feel energized, more myself than ever before, it is as though I have finally truly become me, the manna, yes, I concur it must be responsible for my recent improvement, more than that, the old one mentioned he used stallion quarter mane as a template, wove him into the fabric of lemuria itself, to create his heroes, to create his science, to create his version of you wizard, for now though, we must inform lucian and the villagers the danger has passed, then we will find out how to destroy the melagast, lucian's not gonna like this, so immediate threat is over, good, then I can bolster our resilience to future harassment by expelling criminality, solemn crane, I hereby banish you from this village and from the nice forest, be gone, I find offensive your demeanor attire and odor, and to offend the senses of the hierarchy is the greatest of crimes, very well, but when I return with the melagast's head, I expect a profuse apology, wouldn't that be something to see? I believe in solemn crane honestly, it seems our task has only grown more difficult, but we must think like the melagast, where would it go, or do, or want, or for that matter, what even is it, you've fought it twice now, and we still do not know anything about its origins, twas once a legend only, several in fact, contradictory tales lost amidst the divisions of the lemurs, but may have those still steeped in fables and arcana have seeketh to lend us, we must seek out the kula camber tribes in the wildlands, I say good says lend me thine ears, I have much to ask you in precious little time, could one of you not stop your pacing for but a moment, hello anyone, perhaps this calls for a louder voice, just march up to the kula camber and demand their attention, ah yes because that is the perfect way to do this, let's quickly do this, since it's just one, we will do this right now, right here right now, we'll go real fast, and yeah if it was a defeating collect that probably would have skipped it, but since it is just one, we would do this, we have defeated these guys quite a few times already, they're just fire, they're not too bad, they do smoke screen and stuff and stun and pain and suffering and I hate them, but you know sometimes you got to fight the things you hate in order to succeed, yep that's definitely how it works, unfortunately didn't get a scarecrow, we will blade again, hopefully this will go through, it does because I am the best death wizard ever, ever, so yeah that's good, this is not another smoke screen please, thank you, this is not another smoke screen either please, thank you, thank you, I appreciate that, I appreciate you sir, Mr. Kula Camber Warrior, I appreciate you, I appreciate you, you did good, you did good kid, boom they did, easy clap, easy clap, very fast, very good, very cool, crit and two blades, boom, boom and Kaplan, bye, answer me, answer me, listen to me, I demand attention, yeah that's right, you just want to talk, we thought you were attacking, you should speak up more, well come on then, hello, the Malagast lives again, oh man that's not good, I'm feeling a universal contingency coming on here, do not panic friend, simply tell us what you know of this Malagast, hey Malagast is just what we called it, not sure where the name came from, just one of those words whispered through the ages, but generations ago it emerged from the ground tore through the wilds, took all of our strongest warriors to stop it, how man, how did they accomplish this, got me, but I know who could find out, the Doctor Witch, if you want to stop the Malagast, you must let her in, I see, thank you friend, come with it, I know what we must do, the Doctor Witch is a dreadful thing wizard, it is said wherever she goes, sickness and poverty follow, it is for that reason we have built these apple watchmen to keep her away, but now you must remove these wards so that we may call the Doctor Witch to tell us what to do, Okie dokie, I guess we gotta remove the, I will grant these make unusual wards, but the Doctor Witch reputedly detests apples, we maintain the watchmen each day to ensure she is kept away, an apple a day keeps the Doctor right, makes sense honestly, on paper, makes sense, makes complete sense, so, again we continue on this path to find the Malagast, but this won't help us reach the World Synthesizer, so why do you bother to help other things, this is good, where before what I did to the old one was bad, was evil, was incorrect behavior, which causes guilt, does enough good negate the bad, does it make the guilt go away, or am I indelibly stained by what I have done, apologies, continue on, do good wizard, the more inconvenient, the gooder it is, yes, I love how Solomon Crane was just standing there, I really wonder what they must think when we just like talking to things constantly, ooh, the apples are gone, smells like sickness, smells like bills, bills, oh no, Doctor Abigail be witch at your service, though you don't seem ill, your friend, however, clear cases of the blotch, the rumours and the blurbs, enough of thine quackery, we know you are a purveyor of maladies and ills, I am a purveyor of diagnoses and bills, it is hardly my fault you all live sickly lives, now what do you wish, a case of malagust, eh, the technical term is actually manivore, dreadful creatures, very rare, drawn to mana wisps and wonder, and then they eat them both, whatever would have brought one to such a wispless and wonderless place as this, hmm, easy enough to find out, with a few ingredients, you, the non-blurpy blotchy one, bring me the fallen specks of wisps and some skin flakes from the white rhinos, oh kidoki, we'll collect some of these and then we're gonna finish off, because I need rhino specks and wisp flakes, I need rhino specks and wisp flakes, or something like that, go go, I charge by the millisecond, she charges by the millisecond what, okay, that's not good, I'm gonna finish off here though for today so thank you for watching, hope you enjoyed, feel free to leave a like if you want to, leave a dislike because then no one would know that you disliked it except me and it would make me feel so much happier, obviously, but yeah otherwise thank you for watching and next time we'll come back with all of these rhinos defeated, but as always remember to craft outside the box