 Good morning, Hank. It's Tuesday, but it's not just any Tuesday. It's my birthday. And today, for my birthday, I am giving myself an old-fashioned parts video. That's right, Hank. Today's video is like Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights. It comes to you in three semi-connected parts. Part one, the final, maybe, episode of my podcast, The Anthropocene Reviewed, comes out on Thursday. It is about this drawing, which was sketched by the cosmonaut Alexei Leonov in March of 1965, shortly after he very narrowly survived the first spacewalk. There is video of this first-ever spacewalk on YouTube, and I like to watch it whenever my palms are really dry and in need of some sweat. Leonov's life was fascinating, but mostly the podcast is about why we make art and what we give up to make it. It's been three months now since The Anthropocene Reviewed book was first published, and it has been strange and lovely and terrifying to share something so personal, and I didn't know how to write about that directly, so I wrote about space art. Working on The Anthropocene Reviewed has been an incredible experience, but I think I'm ready to go back to writing fiction. Maybe? I was a long pause before I said writing fiction. Part two, good news from the Hank and John chatbot. Hank, in your last video, you had an AI based on us answer questions from our viewers, and that was only, like, moderately dystopian, so I decided to try it out for myself. I said, hey, it's John, and it responded, Beth and mom and dad have said, because we don't know yet, that I'm probably going to live more than. And I was like, wait, I'm probably going to live more than what? Because, you know, mortality is always on my mind, Hank, but especially on my birthdays. And it responded, I'm guessing one million years, but I could be off by quite a bit. Now, initially, Hank, I thought this was unambiguously good news, like, assuming the chatbot knows more than I do, a million year life expectancy ain't bad. But then I was thrown into a new existential quandary. Do I really want to live for a million years? I mean, modern humans have only been a thing for 250,000 years, and I feel like just living through all of human history so far would be extremely exhausting, and even after all of that, I would only be to one quarter of my lifespan. Anyway, it all got me to thinking about what my preferred lifespan actually would be, and today, on my 44th birthday, I would like to announce that my preferred lifespan is officially 97. It's a nice solid prime number, and I feel like rooting for triple digits would be a little bit gauche, so there we have it. I would like to live to be 97, yet nothing happens if you don't make goals in this world. Part 3, adulthood. When I was younger, I thought of adulthood as a kind of zombie apocalypse, like my job was to stave off adulthood for as long as possible, running from it, fighting it off at every corner, knowing all the while that I would inevitably succumb to adulthood and become part of the zombie horde. It seemed to me that people who had contracted adulthood devoted their lives to thinking about excruciatingly boring stuff, like lawn maintenance and life insurance, and whether the Chrysler Pacifica minivan is superior to the Honda Odyssey minivan. And I was horrified by all that and did not want to become a proper adult. I think deep down what terrified me about proper adulthood was that it seemed like changelessness to me. Like, I remember being a kid and looking at my dad's shoes and thinking, those shoes are like 10 years old and they still fit. But it turns out that one, a change in shoe size is not the most important or interesting change that humans go through, and two, there is a comfort and pleasure to 10-year-old shoes that literally cannot be imagined by people whose shoe size changes every year. And more importantly, three, adulthood turns out to be full of change. Like, yeah, I have a lot of the same relationships I had 20 years ago, but those relationships have dramatically changed and deepened across the decades. And personalities change too. Like, as a 30-year-old, I hated gardening and exercise and being outside, and I didn't care one whit about third-tier English football, and now I love all that stuff. And 15 years from now, hopefully, I will be different again. So here's to that hope and to life. Just not a million years of it. Hank, I'll see you on Friday.