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dear donut 3: hotdogs & donuts

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Published on Apr 25, 2012

this week, andrew writes a love song to a hotdog (lyrics and link to mp3 below). also, there's a beaver, cheese sweat, and baby eating. wheee.

every 3 weeks, comedian andrew bancroft (aka jelly donut) reads emails and tweets from anyone bored enough to write him, then plays a song. free mp3 & more at: www.deardonut.tv

lyrics to "when a hotdog loves a donut":

she was just an uptown dog, nice buns, mustard hair
she like hangin at the baseball park with her best friend watery beer
he was just a downtown dough, greasy as they come
draggin his sticky hole around town, leavin his jelly goo on everyone

her bologna had a first name, it was H-I-L A-R-Y
her bologna had a last name, it was lonely... so lonely she could die
they met at police department barbeque, he walked up drunk and said dog i gots the hots for you
watery beer tried to warn her- but her pig testicle heart was get warmer and warmer!

and that's what happens when a hotdog falls in love with a jelly donut
you get a flavor in your mouth, you ain't ever gettin out like ah-HO ah-HO!
yeah that's what happens when a donut falls in love with a hotdog chick
you stuff ya fuckin' face with all the love that you can get

they went back to her place, a rotisserie display case at 7-11 now
they wanted to be safe- he put on a condiment, they headed toward heaven now
but it wasn't in the stars, not in the astronomical, they had bedroom differences anatomical
'cause if you've ever tried to stick a hotdog up-a-jelly-donut hole
then you have lost your mind and you're out of control 'cause

that's what happens when a hotdog falls in love with a jelly donut
you get a flavor in your mouth, you ain't ever gettin out like ah-HO ah-HO!
yeah that's what happens when a donut falls in love with a hotdog chick
you stuff ya fuckin' face with all the love that you can get

BARF

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