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Taxi Dave Song - You Know Who I Am

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Published on Mar 30, 2012

Do you need a taxi? Go to Sacramento!
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LYRICS
You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do, I do is big

In my black and yellow cab
Now my cab looks unapproachable
It's safe, it's mean and it's super clean
You'll wanna ride with me cause I'm the big cat
I'll be behind the wheel of my yellow cab
Singing it and slappin it and that's that
Gotta call from a customer this just in
They need a pick up at the holiday inn

You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do, I do is big
In my black and yellow cab

Who's about to guide you through a magical land
Like Peter Pan
From the club to the art museum

And who's about to fill you with the wisdom you need
Your own Socrates on the ride to the Hyatt Regency?

Keep him on speed dial
When you're 20 drinks in
You can travel in style
Stead of with a drunk friend

He'll suggest cuisine for your supper
And discuss the Renaissance like a boss, muthaFOO

I got in with a shawty about to take it back to my place
Dave recommended we see the local theatre's new space
Girl, I promise imma let you finish another night
But hamlet had the greatest climax of all time

You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do, I do is big
In my black and yellow cab

You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do, I do is big
In my black and yellow cab

Comments • 2,252

michaeltheiii
This is the most underrated schmoyoho by far.
Issac Mathai
michaeltheiii Even more underrated than Why Why, Manti.
renegade40
I've always thought so too!
Ami Diaz
"Let's slow it down" he says then proceeds to rap faster than busta rhymes
BetterThanRap
lmao
Angel Ruiz
"Let's slow down for ladies." Proceeds to rap incredibly fast. xD
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lalakuma9
+Angel Ruiz he also did that for the ladies ;)
ChristianBrocLo
+Blaze Flores It does xD
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Ikadoreimatsu
Taxi Dave is so badass that he can rhyme in with inn...and pull it off... 
Blue Winter
Had a crappy night. Called yellow cab, and little did I know I'd ride with taxi Dave. Out of the blue, he started rapping his tunes. What an awesome dude.
Piigbigwig
really? lol awesome
Rhett Ward
Schmoyoho, any chance of more of your amazing fast raps in the future? You're a Boss Mutha FOoO!
Jonathan Rodriguez
This is why white people can't rap -_-
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Anthony Park
+C4BN AquaZz just edit ur first comment
zEqoys
Eminem*
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Sifu Culreif
Only schmoyoho could cleanse this video of its cringe.  Well done.
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Nelso5000
You dissin my nigga dave?
Sifu Culreif
+Miles Rosenberg  close as it's ever gonna get, lol.
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Asda Bleach
Having trouble getting laid? Call taxi dave Need some potato juice? Call taxi dave Having trouble opening some peanut butter? Call taxi dave Got robbed by a big black man? CALL 911
Creepinmysock
You'll wanna ride with me because i'm the big cat....HOLD UP WHOS THE BIG CAT? I-I-I-Im the big cat
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