 It's so stupid is positively Yep, shawlam ain't a guy Andrew Schultz we are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiot in this Schultz What's happening? Dillon bro? How are you? I'm blessed black and highly favored man Waxes here. Let's get right to it. Yeah What did you see this week shows that made you say positively brilliant? What a fucking idiot? I'm gonna tell you what I saw was brilliant was a comment on YouTube with somebody said Shawlam ain't asked shows that question every week and shows acts like Shows acts like he don't know shows was like positively brand. I don't know. That's a good question He don't know I'm gonna ask You know, you know, you know, it's absolutely true is every week I tell myself after we record Yo next week. I'm gonna have something for positively brilliant And then then brilliant is comes around. I'm like Taylor when we ask her to do her job, bro I'm stalling. Excuse me. I'm doing absolutely nothing knows. So honestly, what is positively brilliant this week? I got nothing for you, bro I'm gonna tell you what I saw. I don't know if it's positively brand I don't know where this lands, but I thought it was hilarious. I still think is it because it's happening right now Tick-tock trying to cancel Eminem. I Think it's funny is fuck when kids Go back to errors that they they shouldn't even be playing around in that box. I don't get it Get out of there. If you was talking to a child, you're like, you're don't go in that 90s box show. What happened They're just playing old Eminem lyrics and doing what outrage culture does Trying to build a case against Eminem, but I'm gonna tell you why that will never work That's Eminem's whole stick Yeah, it's tricky man because if you go back and listen to some Eminem songs or even like some skits Oh, they wow boy brilliant. It is all brilliant. It has had nothing on old M Eminem was one of the wildest people in history, bro. M. M&M is the reason that we thought we could get away with that type of shit For real though cuz think about it in the era we grew up when there's a bar Yeah, right like there's a bar in the area that we grew up in so if you're growing up in entertainment You're a performer you're a rapper comedian radio personality what it is if your bars are the Howard Sterns and the the stars and the M&M's and Wendy went all of these people that you hear them saying this wild shit What are you supposed to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is come on. It is crazy. It's absolutely crazy I mean, it's crazy. It's it's crazy, but the funny part is just listening to kids be upset You're not gonna build a case against M&M. You know why cuz all the people who have the power, I guess to Cancel whatever the fuck that means they grew up loving Eminem to One of the biggest stars in the world at one point the biggest star my name is That's something we retired. Yes, he was everybody's guilty pleasure. Yeah, I never was a fan I never was like I respected him as a lyricist, but I never was a die-hard M&M fan But he has a lot of die-hard fans. I was a fan bro really I felt heard Really? Yeah, why I heard he didn't relate. I mean he was a white dude from the Midwest Yeah, relate to how did you relate to him as a white New York at the time? I would say more liberal Right not saying you're conservative now. I'm just saying you had a lot more liberal values back then I would think I don't think my values have changed at all Really? Yeah, not in the least. What's changed what values? I Don't know. I mean, that's a good point cuz I know for a fact I got more conservative values Just because I'm from the South there's things that I like that. I know lean a little bit more a little bit More conservative. I was teasing about feeling hurt from M&M. I just thought he was a wild fucking boy But in terms of values, yeah, none of my values have changed at all It's just what has become important parts of like national discourse has changed So and what's crazy is we should be able to have a conversation about that without it being an issue Is this you don't think sometimes Crips see something really nice and red and they go that'd be cool Like I like those You don't think a Crips sees a dope Versace shirt that might got some red in it and he's like You know, I'm blue mostly but sometimes I like fucking with the red Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean to that point though is just as you get older It's just about what you pick and choose to give energy to that's all I guess my point with the whole thing about like how you identify politically is like It's so stupid to think that you believe only the things that your party believes like if you're reasonable That's why I don't like the term centrist, right because I'm not I don't I'm not in the center I am left with these things right with these things You know what I'm saying and then my overall probably is in the center if you average it all out But I don't hear every issue and go yeah, both sides make sense But I think that's what makes you a centrist though, right because you're not on either side I think what they mean Senate is it's like you are in the middle Like you could go either way that the problem with the left and right thing is People on the left refuse to hear what the right is saying People on the right refuse to hear what the left is saying I think the middle at the center is the best place to be because you got both ears open Yeah, but it's also pussy because it's like you don't have a stance on it So it's like I have a strong stance on all these different issues Sometimes my stance is left. Sometimes my stance is right. I have a strong sense That doesn't mean that I'm not willing to listen to your stance. There's right And I'm not willing to listen to your stance is left as well But I still feel certain ways about things, you know, I mean I this idea that these people like are just in the middle And they don't sway in either way. I don't think I just a lie. Come on, bro Come on I I think that's actually the best place to be because once again Like, you know, the 48 laws of power always says, you know, do not do not commit to anyone They were like fools rush to pick sides, you know what I mean and to me it's not about a side It's just simply about what I personally believe is right or wrong in that situation A lot of times it's due to my own self-interest other times is due to how can this benefit the whole Of us if I hear an idea that I may not necessarily agree with but I know that it's going to benefit a mass majority of people I'm probably going to ride with the idea that benefits the mass majority of people Right And I think the middle most of the time is the best place to be that's the whole problem with the world right now All right, because everything's not right or wrong. Everything's not good or bad, right? Everything's not republican democrat. Some things are just in that gray area That's in that middle and if you open your if you keep your mind open and be objective Man, you can really learn from every fucking body You got tons and everything 100% Yes, there's tons in the gray Um, I I did a whole special for netflix about the gray And how people are reasonable and 100% I just don't like the idea of a strength centrist because I think it like It neuters you by its definition You can be like there's that chris rock toke like he's like i'm conservative about this thing I'm liberal about that thing remember that joke when it comes to prostitution liberal when it comes to What was the other one? Uh, I forgot what it was. I forgot. I forgot what the other one was I don't remember what the other one was, but it's just like what are you doing? All right, by the way, do you have to be anything you don't and that's the problem now It's like you can't even agree like if the president says vanilla ice cream is delicious and you go No, no trump is right about that. It's like oh this guy out here supporting trump Like sometimes he's gonna say some things you agree with Yeah, sometimes you have some things are funny Sometimes your worst enemy is gonna have something in common with you And you agreeing with them on that thing doesn't mean you endorse everything they say Yeah, we just got to stop saying stupid shit like A broken clock is right twice a day That's literally one of the dumbest things in the world to say when it comes to people's ideas, right? Because no motherfucker a broken clock's not right twice a day a broken clock is just broke It's just broke You know what i'm saying like that to me when you got a broke clock if you got a broke clock on the wall Right and it's just sitting there. You probably can't afford a new one So you're just trying to make the best out of a bad situation. Well, it's 6 30 in the morning Well, it's 6 30 at night That's the only time you look at that clock. You're right. You're right, but it's still fucking the clock is still broken I hear what you're saying. You need a whole new clock That's all i'm saying everybody's ideas aren't great because some people because think about it The broke clock's only right twice a day What about the other 22 motherfucking hours? Is that what you really want? That's the pros and cons and things though. That's the pros and cons I would rather 50 50 as opposed to 20 20 80 whatever the fuck that is 20 80 You know what I mean? Like I I got if I if i'm dealing with you on any level other than business because i'll take 20 of a billion dollar company all day long But other than anything else it's like it gotta be a 50 50 If not, it's like, what are we doing? Yeah, that's all i'm saying like it's because you got two good ideas don't mean you're a genius. Yeah, yeah The rest of your shit might be disruptive as fuck The rest of your shit might cause the fucking end of the world You're like robbing the bank. Yeah, we're gonna get money. You're gonna look good after but what you gotta do to get it You'll be robbed of fucking bang That's so that's so interesting though because like If you Hit if you bet 300 in baseball You're an all-star and you're gonna go to the hall of fame That means you just the clock was right three times A day out of how much though how many times how many at bachelor you get? A game you're saying oh, yeah, I threw out a season. How many outbats did you get? Well, it you're you're basically hitting and getting on base 30 percent 30 out of every 10 if you get on base three out of every 10 you're a genius So what is the level? What is the level for genius bro? What do you say three out of 10 is I could do better and that's crazy because in basketball that shitty is Fuck that's you're out the league. You're out the league for three out of 10 That's not even a d-league exactly. So it really depends when it comes to like genius There are certain things that we tolerate more failure and certain things we tolerate almost none You know in order to be a genius free throw shooter you got to shoot nine out of ten Nine out of ten got to go in in order to be a genius investor You probably got to get one out of ten in order to be a genius tv producer You probably need one out of ten one out ten. Yeah, yeah, that is true. All right Yeah, that's true, especially with the investments in the tv because I mean shit Who nobody even notices your failures if you get one sign fell Bro They think you're a genius Yeah, nobody notices anything else you do if you were the guy that created apple You know what I mean like if when you create something that changes the world Nobody gives a fuck about what you do afterwards Which is a gift in the curse right because you set a bar too high for yourself I was talking about that this morning with Matthew knows saying he wants to leave the music industry Who's like When you give the world destiny's child And Beyonce comes from that If you don't get another destiny's child of Beyonce, what else is there to do get out the way? Who's Matthew knows? Beyonce's daddy Oh Yeah, was he still was he still trying to make music? I guess I guess he still had artists and stuff like that, but guess what nobody cared Because they have to be on that level they have to be on the caliber of a destiny's child one of the biggest rmb Groups of all time one of the biggest girl groups of all time period They got to be on the level of a Beyonce. It's just like I'm sure joe jackson Probably tried to do music after the jackson five Who gave a fuck you don't water yourself Yeah, I mean he tried that's what I think floyd doing right now. We're trying to fight this guy He about to water himself down that dude gonna whip his ass bro. Oh floyd gonna get his ass whipped, but I do What dude floyd floyd ain't supposed to be fighting somebody. Yeah, bogey and paul jay All right, he's a different weight class. Like I said, man, stop. I will love to see that stop. I'm just saying That'd be easy. You think the logan paul is gonna beat floyd may well if he do he water himself down get out the way This one of them times we just creating content for the podcast Wax really serious like you're really serious. Yo, andrew. Do you think that this guy? I think he I think he hit hard in the floyd out the floyd never knocked anybody out He's not going to touch All right, then I want to see it if he do I think he's gonna hit him hard I think floyd not used to getting her. I'm hit first off And floyd never knocked anybody out that I've seen that he actually put him out. Floyd's knocked out people I ain't see him like that. Floyd's knocked out people. I see a lot of tapping this. He went with points I liked floyd game because he he know how to he know how to box He got the skill of boxing down but fighting somebody who's a dog who want to come fuck you up I think you I think you put yourself in something bro. You know why nobody ever hit floyd I understand it's hard to hit this guy, but if he get hit up and do put on a bad situation I think he's going when you think he will though. That's the point. I think floyd not lose because a different weight class I just want to see I would love wax wax. Let me hear wax. Let me hear it. I know logan Okay, okay. I'm not saying he's a close friend But he's a colleague You've been on his pocket. He watched the super bowl at my house out here in miami We do each other podcast. He's a very sweet guy I've told him to his face That floyd mayweather is going to demolish him Listen, that's cool. That's all good. I'm looking at weight class. No wax wax wax wax wax What is the weight class makes him so much slower than floyd? Here's the thing. What is what is floyd the best at? What is he known as the best at? Out the way I think if I shoot at floyd once he could move out the way at least one bullet at least one bullet Now at least one. What do you think that logan? Has offensively That floyd hasn't seen from the best fighters in history in the world different weight class Wax that makes him slower. Don't make us more power If he gets you if he gets you in a situation, he's going to be in trouble He's way slower than floyd. Floyd's conditioning is still better. I would love to see that. Make sure we are watching this fight I would love to see this one. So floyd mayweather fought floyd mayweather fought Uh, a guy named canelo alvarez made him embarrassed him embarrassed canela canelo alvarez could not touch him And canelo alvarez could not touch him is super fast has great head movement canelo alvarez is fighting guys right now They weigh 168 pounds. That means they probably walk around around 190 pounds. Okay Logan paul probably weighs 190 something like that. Maybe a little bit more, but he's muscular By the way that night that night of canelo, uh, mayweather. They said canelo He weighed in at like 160 something but they said on fight nights. He might have been like 180 Yeah, he said he might have been like 180 180 514 floor when I and by the way canelo is the best pound for pound Boxing right now. Floyd way when I know right now. How much floyd way or are you gonna? I bet you right now floyd's walking around at 153 or something. I doubt I doubt that much 49 I doubt that much for 149 But still around that area we're talking about around his fighting weight Okay, yo, he made when I say he embarrassed canelo so bad and this was floyd was old Canelo was super young like early 20s. He made canelo miss so bad one time that canelo hit the top rope I remember that listen. I'm not taking nothing from floyd. I just saying saying your weight class you'll stay there You'll be okay. Just like um, just like robison. He fucked his whole shit up You're comparing floyd mayweather to nate robison. I'm just saying I'm just saying by fucking your whole shit Because you talking about the nose god, you're comparing floyd mayweather to nate robison I'm not we really talking about nose Floyd mayweather in his sleep In his sleep could dodge a punch. I'm talking about you could walk in floyd's room and go boop and swing He'd move out the way. I get what you're saying, but ain't we talking about the guy knows And he over here doing uh, he's trying to do something else. So I'm talking about robison. He shouldn't have went boxing He was dunking on people. That's who's wax must be some good That who's wax weed must be some good I have not heard I have not when I say I have not heard one person I'm talking about one human being on this planet Say logan paul is gonna beat floyd mayweather Mike tyson told logan paul You don't stand a fucking chance boxing is a science. It is. It is. It's just a different wax Skill set. It's just like football. It's all about angles and stuff who gets you there better wax go ahead Logan paul doesn't even believe that he's gonna beat floyd mayweather It's a payday. It's a payday. You're the only person I'm looking at. I'm looking at size He's gonna beat floyd mayweather. Are you basing him off the other one? No, I'm hell. No, I'm not basing him off fucking the other guy logan paul is going to be huffing and puffing by the third fourth round And and by the way, he's not going to touch him for the third or fourth the first three four rounds By the fourth round he's going to be huffing and puffing and you're going to see floyd picking this man apart badly Exactly. Floyd don't even got to hit hard. It's just going to be the repetition of papap papap Are you talking about because he's older now? No, it's not that he's older at all. I'm looking at weight class I seen some dudes who could fucking do karate who like yo, he's gonna whip his ass and the other dude was just bigger And I'm little how I shit ain't fucking working knocked his ass the fuck out Go to sleep How much is logan weigh? Probably 200 Oh my god, he's gonna get hurt. But here's the thing He weighs 200 I'm talking through experience, but he weighs 200, but he's bulked up to 200. He's not lean 200 Oh my god, he's gonna get hurt He's put it on weight to be muscular at 200 pounds if he was a pure boxer He'd probably walker. He'd probably fight at 175 if he was gonna be like a pure boxer He's my height. He's about six two and how many um, how many fights does he had two? Yeah, I think two two fights Listen, I'm listening. I'm with you I will be honest with you though I will be honest with you though I've heard from people that his brother Jake could fight for real and I've heard from people I respect guys who are in boxing We've seen Jake Yeah, but we saw him fight against Nate Robinson Nate right up Rob is a camp fight for shit But I've heard from dudes that are like in the gym like seeing him spar like work with him. They say that They're like yo the same guy that's fighting um, Floyd, right? No, that's logan Logan his brother. Listen, Jake is probably a good amateur fighter, but I saw him on world star yesterday You know trying to call out canado alvarez. It's like relax, buddy Real talk Jake is saving boxing. No bullshit. I mean there's a hundred percent Without Jake creating all this controversy in boxing Who the fuck will we care about in terms of boxing? Well, the reason I can't give him that yet is because he hasn't fought no boxers You know what I mean like like like I like I got to see Jake fight a boxer Right and I got to see it because the only interest I see him generating from other boxing fans Is the fact that he's a cocky kid who people want to see him get fucked up Which is always the thing Reminds me reminds me of somebody else who did pretty well in boxing. Floyd money may weather There we go Floyd money may weather was Floyd money may weather did that after he got to a certain point and he was really good really skilled He had beat a bunch of boxes Bernard Hawkins played the villain his whole career I'm not saying that Jake is as good as these professional boxers Obviously professional boxers are going to whip his ass, but he's undeniably Creating interest in a sport that was devoid of interest the only interesting people that were in boxing Were Tyson fury and diana tay wilder diana tay wilder I think got concussed to the point where he don't even remember history correctly And Tyson fury is just fighting english dudes in england like nobody else is holding up the boxing game Manny Pacquiao still giggling. You don't know what the fuck this guy's saying You know, I mean, uh, what's his face? Oscar de la Hoya I'm gonna be I don't think and I couldn't they were probably going out on the weekends Who? Fox that girl you were talking about earlier Oh, there was times there was times. Um, there was a time when boxing was the biggest sport in in america, right? Yeah, but I think around the 80s 90s 2000s for the most part except for like one fighter, which is probably mike tyson Boxing was for the casual fan. I mean for for the for the diehards. It wasn't for the casual fans Now we were Dude, the oscar de la Hoya era boxing was massive the floyd may whether era boxing was massive like they were big guys Casuals, I don't think de la Hoya bought in casuals everybody who did oh de la Hoya Was the first to bring in the casuals. He had the biggest pay-per-view numbers in history Yeah, and he was the first one not the first but one of the first to bring in women Women saw him. He was a good-looking guy and they went crazy. They'd pull up to the fights But you also gotta remember once boxing started doing them 24 seven documentaries that changed the game Because it was like looking at reality reality shows, but we didn't watch all of them We watched me I watch now, but I'm a boxing guy. I love boxing. So I watch all that shit I'm just saying like the sport was popping and then the You know the finance return was huge like these boxers were making tons of fucking money And uh, they still are though. We lost the we lost the personalities, man Once the personalities go. I mean canelo could be the most entertaining person in the world We just can't understand the fuck he's saying. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's like the ultimate warrior He's like bill goberg at ultimate war And even though even though he's spanish, so we don't understand him, but he still has like that That the personality, you know, I'm saying now I'm not gonna lie When when they translate his shit his shit sound fire sounds fire, right sounds fire Like the shit he said about jake paul yesterday. I don't know if he really said it But he said they did the shit he said was like, yo, he's I don't respect him He's a sucker. He's ruining the sport. Yada. Yada. Yada. I'm like, oh You say he helping the sport. I think he's fucking it up I think somebody didn't need to go in there and fuck him up and sit his ass down Well, the fact that we're talking about boxing right now, which we rarely do outside of we always talk about boxing No, it's got to be a mayweather fight. It's got to be a tyson fury fight. Lennox louis. Yeah It's got to be big Lennox louis bro. Lennox louis hasn't fought since Way before we even started podcast Who's wax bro that wax weed bro. I'll tell you, you know wax me on youtube watching them old fights and thinking These people still fighting now I'm telling you I'm telling you he think they're still fighting right fucking now Now to your point adrian broder want to fight recently and adrian broder was a great shit talker But adrian broder couldn't back it up. So the problem with guys like jake paul Is once you get your ass handed to you once nobody wants to hear that shit no more and that's the that's the thing about I don't know bro. What I literally what I told what I told jake was this I said listen You are going to get one fight against a legit guy And that's the fight you need to cash in You know what i'm saying? It's like don't take the fight with the real boxer Until you're willing to lose the fight because everything. Yeah, you know what i'm saying like everything right now Is building up to that time where you actually fight Conor McGregor you fight florida you fight someone who is going to beat you But in the meantime you got to Specifically select people who are famous enough for you to generate interest But not good enough at boxing where you can knock their asses to fuck out By the way, if I was jake, that's all I would do shows. I'd be trying to create my own league Yeah, but get fighting the real fighters. I'd be calling out rappers athletes All that shit and I would be fucking with their egos. Yep. I'll be calling them old You know, I mean I might even throw a little little racism in it You know what i'm saying, but not racism on some like Fuck you black people. But like yo, y'all just mad that you know a white boy is out here dominating You know what i'm saying? I'm mad already. You're afraid to get beat up by a white boy. I'm serious You gotta be by a white boy. That's what robinson can't be with his family right now You know if you get beat up in front of your girl, you know, that's something very important Because he said they got beat up in front of his girl, yo Yo, we ain't seen Nate for real. Nate where has Nate even been on instagram? Yeah, Nate is gone, bro Yo, he's gone. He got beat up in front of his girl. No, that's just fucked up, man He's dunking on people man. No for real man. That's one of them fucking he he smoked your cousin right in front of you And you ain't gonna do shit Like i'm not gonna lie Like I thought I thought that tupac went went too far when he gave uh What he what he had would harass that bag and above the rim to go shoot after he lost that game But man if there was ever a time to shoot up a goddamn His wife had a something she's gonna put a fucking smoke bomb or something that motherfucker. Oh, man. They damn After and then after that But it was like some, you know, god got a plan with one door closed God did have a plan Yeah For jake paul it was a plan for jake Not a plan for me By the way, that's what you and when I google him. That's all that comes out. I know man And I think we talked about that on the podcast if I was Nate's Homie if I was in Nate's corner, I would have told Nate don't take that fight. You can't and Nate called jake out of him We jumping him If i'm on your corner, you had to fight this nigga and I i'm we jumping this nigga I would I would have told Nate not to take called out the fight your boy called the other guy out But I would have I would have told Nate not to take the fight for the same reason We know Floyd may whether it's gonna beat up on logan paul jake paul just has more experience in that goddamn ring Yeah, jake paul has been in the gym more jake paul has more experience with fights Nate coming fresh off the basketball court putting on some gloves He was like, yeah, bro, you know, it's tricky though for logan though when logan fighting uh Floyd is that logan is really likable And like he plays the good guy very well whereas jake is does not care if people hate him He does not care He actually enjoys trolling and that's what you need to be in order to fight these guys and generate real revenue He's got to lean into being a villain and he's totally fine with that shit Yeah, but he got a win, bro If he loses one fight all of that shit is over. Yeah, he's gonna be like, oh boy. What's his name? You said adrian bro, and you're brawling. He's the one who fucked boxing up Yo, honestly, he could have been a big-ass star. He could have been anybody could have watched him Even though he's a bad guy, but once you got once you lost anybody like man looking at this shit I see what y'all saying, but I love boxing. I think boxing is great right now boxing too Man name five boxers that are boxing right now Gervante Davis, Tyson fury Canelo Alvarez, Terrence Crawford, Earl Spencer, Sean Porter First of all, it's Earl Spence Keith Thurman, what did I say? Earl Spencer? Oh, it's today. Keith Thurman Leroy Devella What? Leroy Devella, man. It's a good box Anthony Joshua Fuck it's some good fights, man. Yeah, Anthony Joshua. I forgot about him The dude Lopez, Tito Lopez, Tito Lopez is a beast Tia Fimo Whatever Yeah Tia Fimo Lopez is a fucking beast I was watching a good-ass lightweight fight The night of Brona, that fight was way better than the Brona fight The dude Valdez, it was Valdez versus I forgot it was a lightweight fight, but they was banging Yeah, I like but I'm a boxing guy. I like boxing I like boxing too I love boxing too, but I recognize what boxing needs for the casuals And that is people who understand social media and know how to talk that shit and generate interest in a fight MMA, the guys in the UFC are brilliant at this They talk shit to each other on each other's profiles They go comment on each other's shit They really generate the interest They promote their own fight to the point where the UFC goes I guess we got to make them fight They are here It's really great to see what they're doing because their future is in their hands to a certain extent And the UFC rewards those fighters that know how to generate interest because they know that that's eyeballs Now the young boxes are doing that Gervonta Davis, Ryan Garcia, Devin Haney And they do it the new school way They be on Twitter talking shit Good I fuck your girl, I'll do this I do that like I You want to see them get down with each other You want them to be like Hulk Hogan and them back in a day easy Yo, if you say you're gonna fuck someone's girl and then you knock them out What happens, L? You got it, you got it, fucking, she gotta give you some pussy Lord have mercy Lord have mercy She had me two times up moving correct guys quick No, not that she has to Not that she can do Not that she has to Man, why it's really changed, huh? It's different, it's different Self-correction is great Okay, just like if you beat somebody up in front of that girl She could kind of leave with you like she don't want to be with you no more Yeah, that shit is fucked up I'm just saying like that's a crazy thing like If you if you say that to somebody I'm a fucking girl and then you beat someone up Then you look at them like what are the way what do they say back to you? No, if I'm a guy, I'm gonna tell the other guy if you beat me I'ma fuck you Why? Whoa Because no because then you're gonna be asleep Yeah, yeah, good job But then the dude don't want to lose the dude won't try to beat you Yeah, he will he'll put you to sleep kill you No, I'll put you to sleep so you never got to think like that If you put me to sleep I'ma fuck you When? Come on now You sleep fucking you just walking around your sleep finding balloons You don't think I put you in a weird position though? No If you ready to knock this dude out and do like if you knock me out, I'ma fuck you It might make me pause long enough All you gotta do is talk getting naked It might make me pause long enough for for you to like knock me out Or for you to run away Like if you said that to me as we square up If you're like, if you're like, I shit. Yeah. Yeah. Hit me once. I'ma fuck you If you said that I'd be like, wait, what? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like, huh? What does that even mean? Keep that shit up. Keep that shit up. I'ma crack your cheeks Because if I'm a guy, listen, if I'm a guy and I tell you if you if you knock me out I'ma fuck you So if you come out all aggressive trying to knock me out you must want this dick And then you gotta lean into it You gotta be like you gotta be like every time he pumps with a little jab you bet. Yeah, keep flirting Yeah, you want it. Oh, I know you wanted it I see you I see you You buttering me up You buttering me up over here Yes. Oh, it's four play four because after a while this dude that's hitting on you is like Yo, what's up with this, too? Yo, that's a weird guy, bro You gotta be like Rocky. We think Rocky kept telling Mr. T What is that? You ain't bad. You ain't bad. You ain't nothing. You ain't nothing. By the way, Rocky ruined boxing If you want to talk about what we're doing boxing If you ever want to see some fights that ain't had no motherfucking defense Nobody fought like that. You ever you get knocked out. What type of jaw he got? Well, is he Mexican? Mexican got some strong He's Italian, bro He's Italian, bro Italian is Italian And he you ain't bad You ain't bad You got to talk to these guys the same way Rocky used to be talking to these dudes, man Yeah You knocked me out. I'ma fuck you Yo Bam Oh, you won't just dig. I knew you wanted it. I knew you wanted it. Yeah I think he's like Rocky talked like that He did That's how Rocky spoke. You don't remember when he said that? I never Adrian. I don't think I remember when Rocky moved his Adrian, bro and run up the stairs Yeah, he was calling for Adrian Notice that his girl had a male name Adrian is a girl name. Don't do that Adrian Broner Yeah, that's one guy, but a lot of girls names are Adrian Adrian Bonham, huh? I don't know. I don't know. Rocky might be on to something Rocky might be on some he might have gotten off. He might he might have gotten off Yo, Rocky was absolutely a masochist Yeah Come on He was absolutely a masochist the more pain you administered to him the more he liked it and the more excited he got Rocky Balboa was a masochist Oh my god, bro Remember when his coach cut his fucking eye open and then he started fighting well? Yes, man. Because you couldn't see he loves the pain. No, Rocky likes pain, bro Rocky loved it and his coach he would give his coach a goddamn aneurysm. Coach said move your head rock Move your head. No, that's why I like it. I like it in my not only did Rocky like physical pain He liked emotional and mental pain because anytime Rocky was traumatized He became a better individual. He went in the freezer and we've seen blood When he was hitting the meat, huh? When he was hitting the meat, yo, why do you think he was hitting the meat though? To see the blood come out. No, bro. He like he like beating that meat Yo, weck weck there's a lot of sexual innuendo in Rocky It's just a sea breeze man. Because he never went that meat freezer and went to beat the meat I don't like he had access to a full boxing gym with all the equipment that he needed But no, he wanted to go beat that meat and he wasn't being his meat He was beating other people's meat a lot of meat. That's a big meat too. No, seriously. Thank you Which I was wrong when you think about Rocky it Trauma is what fueled Rocky literally because when Mickey died That trauma of Mickey dying. Yeah, he lost the first fight But then he made him a better fighter right like oh shit. I got to do this Mickey when Apollo died trauma. He wouldn't go fought the motherfucking russian when he went broke You know what I mean? His ego was crushed over uh, the little young Tommy Morrison, you know what I mean trauma He was broke Ego was broken Trauma is what made uh, Rocky who he was and his girl name is a dream I don't know what I don't either, bro. I don't either bruh wax wax Where are you going with that? You just you just want us to know you I want my girl name Adrian. Huh? All right. Yeah one. What's up? Why wouldn't you want your girl name to be adrian? I don't know girl names adrian wax is like one of those like like like prehistoric like homophobia type guys Like yo, you want some water why you offering me water yo? I heard wax doesn't even eat charlson chews. He thinks that there's two Yeah, listen, all I don't do is use plaid Silverware because of things I used to do other than that. I don't give a fuck about no other gay shit But once again think about that If you taking silverware and rubbing it on your genitals And rubbing the butter knife in your ass never happened and then and then and then serving it at a restaurant So other dudes is using the butter knife All these men know how your your dick tastes, right? They basically ate your ass. You had Guys eat your ass and that wasn't And I only did that because my mom made me work there and I had to work in the kitchen and I had to sit there and wash dishes Well, that's a traumatic thing to go through. I was trying to get that's I was trying to get fire to have your mom, you know force other men to eat your ass when you add a younger Oh That's why I never did that. I'm telling you that's why I want wax to go to therapy so bad You need to go to therapy wax. He does man. It's just so from being molested to You know the stuff with the knife and all that like it was not with the knife I never used a knife was only you had knives in your butt bro. Let's just talk about it Let's talk about what it is. You had knives in your colon. No, it wasn't not. He's just corrected us It was spoons. You can't eat ass. You can't eat ass with a knife. Come on You can only spread ass with a butter knife, right? You know what I mean? You spread ass with a butter knife. You eat it with a spoon. No, I was only there for like a week and a half How many guys eat your ass indirectly? Was it a busy restaurant? Was it a diner? It was a diner in jersey, right? It was a diner. Oh, yeah Yeah, I had to work there. I had to be in the only job. I had a sweet floors and do dishes I'm like, yo, come on. Uh, and I tried to get fired. I tried to do a bunch of stuff I was dropping food I was like a bunch of stuff that's where you go to to get fired. You just go straight to rubbing it on your ass No, I mean I like day three or four. I was like, I gotta do something I just seen some forks and stuff. I come right out the thing put on my balls and just somebody saw you do it No, I didn't get fired for that either. I just stopped coming. Why would you get fired for something that nobody saw wax? No, I just wanted to get out of there. It's really bad for me. At that time I had to get a job It's almost as if you did that in private because it's something you want to do That should sound like some type of weird fetish. So you take a And just jiggle your balls like Like why are you doing this to your dick? Like you cooking crack like you just I really can tell you're whipping your dick. You were whipping your balls, bro You want to slurp dick like cereal, bro? That's what it is. I can't even tell you why I did that, yo That was some really stupid shit. You was whipping your balls. That's like sac-a-dye Like you could have did jeezy shit over it's sac-a-dye And then you're just whipping your balls with the fork if I really need therapy That's probably why because I did that shit to myself like I fucked myself up I would not go anywhere and eat fucking silverware because I did that dumb shit So I fucking trauma it myself, man You did you traumatized yourself. I did we got to get a therapist on the podcast I think we do have to have a therapist sit down It's just for that right there anything else. I'm kind of good at I don't smoke weed on sunday Yeah, I don't eat silverware. That's it And look now he pushing legal weed. Hey, man, still trying to get men to taste him He named the weed after himself He named the weed after himself is called who's wax and it beats. Yo the crazy part is what I love I love hearing wax sell his products because he'd be like, yo, you need to taste this wax, you know I'm saying this wax Like I ain't seen him say it to no girls yet. I've been seeing him say it to dudes all the time Like, you want to taste this wax? Yo, this wax is good. Yo, you know, I mean, yo hit that wax You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you that wax to change your life Basically, there are men in this country that are not only putting wax in their mouth They're also putting in their throat. Is that true? That's right, that's right That's right and loving it. Oh my god Loving it and wax I mean weed is an aphrodisiac in a lot of ways. Y'all to make weed feel like be this kind of crazy It's not a control you sitting imagine being a guy sitting around smoking wax And you you know, you start thinking about shit and you did get hard and you be like, yo, this wax, yo This this wax got me feeling right. So I wonder how many fucking people I smoked before What you mean? I hope it's all girls who made my plants Because I don't want to smoke nobody else. I want to smoke a guy. It's not called you you named it Who's wax? I don't even know that nigga Yeah, shit Trust me. It's somebody sitting around somebody sitting around smoking that shit right now. Like I need to know who this wax is Yo, you know, I'm saying who is wax Well, if you get a spoon, you might get a little closer Nah, it's a fork Man, I put a couple of spoons on my balls. I wasn't there that long and I didn't do it every single day I was just like on some boring shit. I was back there to do mad dishes And I'm like, that's no way to do all these fucking dishes I I just start putting all them into the trays and I was like, fuck it a couple of them getting on my balls, man Just because I wanted to leave It was really stupid and I traumatized myself. I'm getting punished for it right now This makes it you remember on training day when the guy was trying to get out of his case And so the guy reached in his pants in front of the whole courtroom Pulled out peanut butter and licked his fingers This story would make total sense if people actually saw you putting the utensils on your balls Being that nobody saw you you was doing that for your own pleasure, bro You was doing that for your own freaky recreational purposes. Listen. I used to I used to give people gum in school I used to put like gum on my balls and be like I used to go All the dudes be in the back there smoking and I'm like, yo come on the principal coming to principal Go and put some gum in your mouth and give it to him for no fucking reason I'm gonna say the obvious Can I state the obvious? Wax has a thing with guys and directly tasted No, it's not it's something about that that shit. What's bro? No, it's not. I've never done that All did that who's all I hope nobody me and my boys did that dumb shit like we should probably wipe it on the floor Just for dumb stupid as shit. We thought that was Frank. I think you and your boys should have just kissed No, it ain't I think that you know what fucked me up What's that shit called? Um, what's some dudes used to hit each other in the balls and the prank guys the white boys used to Do a while out jackass Jackass fucked me up man. We me and my boys used to always try to prank people We used to sit in front of people house like three o'clock in the morning and call their house phone Don't blame it on the white guys and whatever whatever, you know Whatever sexual desires y'all have Don't blame it on jackass. That was all black ass going on and goddamn linden new jersey Okay, that's what that was We just sit in front of people house and be like they call the house folk because nobody nobody has cell phones And we used to be like your house on fire your house on fire just to see him run out and just to see some No, not because you know, it's the middle of the night. He probably got on this box This shit is wow yo Like this is why you got this is why we have to be lgbtq friendly because people cannot be afraid to beat themselves All I'm here is a lot of suppression. That's what I hear No Everything you're saying sounds like you just want to see No, man There's a bunch of people can't you have to admit wax if you heard another guy saying all this stuff You too would probably feel like What was the worst thing I said? No, what what you have been saying for the last half hour is basically you want ways where guys can consume your Yeah, it wasn't guys like that. You said it you listen. We didn't make we didn't put Any words in your mouth bad, but I feel so bad because I don't know who to who had that spoon So it's like yo forget the spoon. You said you used to rub gum on your balls and then run to find dudes It wasn't trying to find dudes is people who was smoking. It could have been anybody smoking You see what I'm saying? If you smoke it, you know, you're not supposed to be smoking in fucking school So I'm like, you're the principal come and put this in your mouth. So I think I think wax is missing the point you rubbed the gum on your balls and then went to find dudes to choose The gum Anybody was smoking bruh if you wanted your balls chewed on you should have just said You could have you could have said something to the guys a lot of those guys that you play football We probably already wanted to do it. Anyway, they were just waiting like oh shit. Wow. Finally. Well, I'm sorry for having y'all do that Well, don't be sorry. How do you know that they didn't know exactly what was going on like They was probably taking advantage of you. They're just hanging around like pretending to smoke going I think wax is going to have some gum on them today. Here come wax with the hubba bubble. That might have been your nickname around They might have called you hubba bubble They'd be like here come hubba bubble. Oh, dude, this story has gotten completely completely flipped, bro This is completely flipped. They were taking advantage of you. They're like, I want to do some balls today. Where's wax? I say the pranks kind of went too far. The pranks definitely went too far They were pranking you as pranks too. No, not like they were pranking you wax this whole time. They were pranking you man That's right. They knew exactly what was going on. They said when hubba bubble come around Yo, hubba bubble passing out that gum that smells like his balls again. And I they all They lining up They would see we know exactly where to go Yeah, they were waiting for you, bro waiting on you and they would wait for you to go up the stairs So it's nice and sweaty. They want you to work up a little ladder They want a nice little ladder All that flavor for themself, bro Probably was guys waiting around after football practice like man, I hope wax show them got some of that gum It wasn't it was just people. I don't even know what the fuck they was It was fucked up. I was young dumb and retarded pulling up with that goddamn wrigglies. Believe it or not It was the green pack. What's the green pack wrigglies. No no experiment No, it was wrigglies the green and white pack. He's always get the green one Yeah, I thought it was called life Nah, bro. Nah, I I I don't know This is just I just want everybody to be free to be themselves Yeah, dude, like if you want if you want your balls in a guy's mouth Fuck that man. That wasn't cool. That doesn't make you gay, bro. That doesn't make you gay. You're just a chef Like there's a lot of There's a lot of people out there that they want to put their creations in people's mouths And that's who all you are. You're a fucking sushi chef, dude And you're the best piece of meat that you got is your own So you're finding ways where people could taste your meat There's something there like you wanted to really go into the culinary arts instead of football But it was something that kept that held you back. Yeah, that's that type of type of gum I never even ate it. Oh in big red. We used to always get the big red gum too So big red never touched ever and in silverware. I won't ever touch that. Yo What if he had a light skinned dude his size and that used to do the same exact thing wax did Rub the gum on his balls. You want to taste some of this big red? It's a sad man. This is sad and I'm telling you this is how People come back to haunt you. Yeah, it's gonna be about four or five guys that wax went to school with Who men to wax and say wax indirectly Lick his balls It was nothing with the ass and I already apologized and back then I had the um, I was going through something You know the there you go now see there you go now we get into the root of this You gotta be something wrong with you. You over here doing that dumb shit. There's trauma There's a lot of trauma wax went through It was really I was one people I just wanted to laugh at the end of the day was just funny Yeah, but you wanted to laugh because you was trying to laugh to hide the pain There was some pain going on this shit ain't normal, bro. It's not normal I'm sure other people did a lot of dumb ass shit, but that was like stupid as hell Speaking of um men touching, you know other men's penises Did you hear about the rapper? the Spanish rapper Who convinced his friend who's a school teacher by the way an oxford educated school teacher Told me pay him three thousand dollars. That would be the maximum amount depending on how much youtube views they got If they did a social media stunt now The teacher three stacks the teacher wasn't sure he wanted to be a man Right. He was like, I don't think I want to be a man. I want to be a woman He let his boy who's the rapper do a homemade Surgical reassignment surgery on him on youtube So this rapper takes a 12 inch knife Cuts off his friends Penis they say he was friends. They are friends. They did it on purpose They had a plan together. He was trying to help his Spanish rapping friend go viral And he didn't know if he wanted to be a guy anymore. They literally did it all for social media attention Yeah, because I ain't got no friends. I want to cut hold on. What what is this? Holy shit When you don't think they go any further All for social media fucking attention Nothing more nothing less the guy's still alive. Yeah, he's still alive What are you peeing at his pee probably backed up Yo, that's a good point. Where do they pee? What are you peeing at? What do you mean the pee still gonna come out whether you got the penis or not? The hole's still there 12-inch kitchen knife Cut off his friends penis a Spanish rapper All because he just wanted to go viral because he wanted social media fucking attention Now if if the Spanish rapper had did that to his homeboy who's not so bright If he had did that to his homeboy who you know probably does a lot of drugs and don't know no better But the fact he did that to his homeboy who's an oxford educated teacher And the fact that teacher went along with this shit. That's the problem. He's a teacher Come on goes in the streets a dude in the streets. No, not to get his penis cut off The oxford guy who read books are they and get no pussy. So he's like, I don't need this shit I don't think you have to be in the streets to know your penis Shouldn't be cut off. I guess so I mean that is absolutely mind-boggling. Yeah, but that's the world that we live in I'm saying all that to say these are the people that Folks seek validation from on social media Like you have people who wake up every day and they go on social media and let social media think for them So it might be a topic right but instead of formulating their own opinion on the topic They go and they see what the popular opinion is and they let that popular opinion dictate What it is they think about a situation. Yeah, these are the people These are the people on social media letting formulate your opinions these individuals But what if he took the kovat and the kovat vaccine and now he just did this like fuck his ass up Somebody should see if this guy who got his penis took him off. He should see if he took the kovat vaccine So listen, right This guy That should get the fuck out of my eye All right, you got a pee after a story like that Hold on He tried to see if it shit there. Let's pay some bills. Give me the ad. All right. Let's power this this power This down and pay some bills. 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Atlanta sold out raleigh sold out, uh palm beach There's a few tickets left phoenix arizona a few tickets left and then tampa bay a few tickets left and then um We're gonna be announcing more cities later maybe in the next couple weeks, but thank you guys so much man This has been just been awesome, and it's so much fun to get back out there and do stand up again, bro I just It was you know what's so interesting, man. Um, you know, I watched uh I'm watching everything. I guess get I don't want to say normal because what the fuck is normal Right, but you know you got the vaccine out there Yeah, people are getting the vaccine and they're saying by june. We might be on the other side of this thing Okay But it's just interesting to see people get back to normal and i'm wondering if florida and georgia were the guinea pigs Definitely was texas too Texas too I mean texas but texas is the first people to announce because Contrary to popular belief Georgia and florida still supposed to be in like stage two Phase two with this reopening shit florida and texas weren't the guinea pig They were the leaders the rest of the states are seeing all their people leave Leave georgia is really out of control though at least like i'm i'm in florida and it's like Yeah, you got some things in downtown is like, you know, they go to their spots, but florida I mean georgia's out of control. Atlanta's out of control. You can't tell me that land is worse than miami. Yes Now land has been on the low because we think florida's always so crazy. We shut down miami wide open right now No miami's been wide open. Miami. It wasn't miami had a miami had a fight this weekend with 15 000 people Doing that damn right with the land about to do this weekend The all-star game with no with no fans soft. I mean people. I know a lot of people going pussy What have the all-star game with no fans? They shouldn't even be having the game They're gonna be in the streets. No, they shouldn't have I went to a miami hate game When there was only like 10 percent of the people in the stands that shit was so fucking dumb It's absolutely idiotic. They got to cut down shut down every single game Until you can bring all the people back in it's really not worth it I actually respect the fact that players can go out there and really just focus But I guess they've been like that because it's not like they're focusing on fans anyway when they're playing You know what I mean? Yeah, they're not stand-up comics, bro. It's not like they need the audience If anything, it's not like they need the audience. No, you want the audience? 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Okay amazon barns and nobles all that good stuff And i'ma tell you something man. This is my this is my only problem with america. We know america is a business Simple we know that america is a motherfucking business. It's not a goddamn country. That shit. Shouldn't even say we the people It should say we the paper We the fucking people, you know, I mean that should be freedom Justice liberty for all you motherfuckers with money the rest of y'all just figure it out But texas in mississippi is so blatant with that shit And it's just like you can't even be mad because they like look the economy is suffering People need to open a businesses. We need to get back to the money Then you got the head the director of the cdc saying like No, let's not tell people to not wear masks Even if you want to reopen the businesses and stuff like that still tell people to social distance yada yada But that's because she cares about actual health And she cares about people getting sick and she cares about people dying Them fucking governors the governor mississippi and governor texas dollar dollar bills y'all That's what you know, that's her job. Her job is to care about the people dying his job Is to care about the economy But you know why it makes no sense shots why? We say cash rules everything around me When the reality is it's the consumers that rule everything around me because the consumers have to Cash if everybody dead, how am I gonna give you these dead presidents? Everybody's not gonna die A lot of them will I mean of course everybody's not gonna die. Just the people that don't buy that much shit You know, trust me if 70 year olds or 80 year olds and 90 year olds were buying all the shit We'd definitely be a little bit more cautious with reopening the country But that 18 to 40 Disposable income. I'm saying they could dispose of corona. They're like, oh people don't have disposable income. They just disposable Disposable no, they ordered a lot. No, I tell them stay inside No, that's fucked up. I get what you're saying though, but it's just it's like let's not let's not be so blatant about it Can we can we at least can I miss when politicians at least fronted like they gave a fuck about people I love that motherfucker. I love that guy that guy's brilliant Which one? Yo wheels bro. That's what they call him Who who is wheels the governor of texas? He's in a wheelchair. They call him wheels. No He's in a wheelchair. Yeah I didn't know he was in a wheelchair. Well, you thought he was always just sitting down during his press conference I never paid him no attention Yeah wheels, bro wheels don't play games, bro. Wow Watch you gonna see he's gonna roll for president He's gonna roll for president He rolled to the polls. I had no idea he was in a goddamn wheelchair He's gonna win everything he can pity for everything. Well, I'm gonna be honest with you I don't like the way he rolls man. I don't like the fact that he motherfucking reopened the country I love it Sometimes you gotta roll the dice bro, that's what this shit is about Yeah, but you know man, you can't you can't you can't roll the dice on people's lives, bro You're doing it by keeping the restaurants closed. You're doing it by keeping all the businesses closed Like old people that are retired can stay inside way easier than young people who have a business Or young people that need to go to work like It's it's so much easier to quarantine and then vaccinate the old people in society than it is to shut down all of Society make them lose their businesses make them lose their jobs make them lose whatever the fuck they're working on Old people are gonna be at home. Anyway, they old. Yeah Yeah, either one Listen, I you know, I know everybody in life has a role to play But I don't like the role that the governor of Texas is playing right now, bro You know what I mean? Because that's really like on some villainous shit. You know, I'm saying It might be like him What do you mean because he fucked up so he went baby fucked up went on Huh, you know when people fucked up is like they don't care what happens to the other person because I'm having a bad day You think so, of course. No, I just think he gives a fuck about the economy Also, you gotta get that economy gotta get the economy rolling again. You're not gonna care. Yeah, you got to get the economy rolling again Look, you're not gonna care about just one thing, right? There's a whole bunch of ingredients in this casserole that we call a country It's definitely a casserole. It is Right and and we have to consider that the economy is one of those ingredients That's just one of those things you got to be concerned about those people Yeah, I just think it's other ways to get the economy rolling You know what I'm saying? You don't have to motherfucking like Just roll out a plan that's to reopen everything You know what I mean at 100 motherfucking percent like no, bro What do you want to do you want to go through this whole rigamarole where we're wearing masks and shit and we're Locking down this and 25 percent that and 50 percent this like what's the deal? I'm not I'm not saying we got I'm not saying we got to lock it down Right, but I think we should treat it like parole. You know what I mean like there's there's stipulations You know what I mean? There's stipulations. There's still some rules. You have to follow when you're on parole Yes, you know what I mean got going a house certain time of day. That's all that's all that's all like, you don't have to be all Party like a rock star, you know, I mean, she don't always got to be fucking rock and roll all the goddamn time It doesn't have to be rock and roll at a time But the the rolling stones are pretty old and they seem to be working out right there's I'm just trying I'm just saying like there there are ways where you can continue to live life We got the vaccine coming give the vaccine to all the old people and then let the young people get that covid Yeah Yeah At least they work it maybe she do or maybe maybe you should just do a roll call for all the young people that want the vaccine I think roll call is a great idea. The roll call definitely a great idea. The roll call is a really good idea I think I mean personally, I think so I think so listen, man I if if we can switch topics I I I'm thinking about getting the rolls Royce, bro I I'm thinking about it, bro. I'm thinking about getting that rolls Royce man. Let me tell you something there is this restaurant In the in the town I live in now, man, and it's they sell roasted chicken And these fucking garlic rolls. Oh my god. When I tell you these garlic rolls are so Fucking incredible, bro. Oh my god last time I had garlic rolls, bro It was so heavy. I couldn't even walk afterwards Really Man, you know how I love man. I love watching basketball I love when a team passes like 10 times. Yeah, and then somebody just ends in a dunk. Yeah I just love it, man. I just love ball movement ball movement is so fucking good ball movement is good. Someone grab wax a spoon Thank god we moved on I ran out of roll words, bro I was running low. Yeah, I was on a roll for real. I was about to do a little roll reversal. You know what I'm saying and just You had me with parole parole was good Listen, uh will Smith considering running for political office. Wow Wow For what I don't want it people listen to him. No, I don't want it I don't want it. No more celebrity in chiefs. No more. None of that shit If jayda didn't fuck around on him even better though They're more regular people than the regular them people Regular people don't want to do it, but I think he ruined his chances by jayda fucking around on him, bro Yeah, you can't you can't it's hard Yo, you you can't be a politician whose wife is fucking around on you You got to be the politician fucking around on his wife. How are you talking? Wow, wow, wow, wow, you ain't got no control over your house. Yeah, how you want to control it? No, I'm just saying that's what people would think No, no, you think that is me. Everyone else does Well, that's what people would think the reason why then why then why wouldn't they want to be him the um when then? Yeah, why does it matter if she didn't why why do you what now? All I'm saying is all I'm saying is president united states is not a role. I'd like to see will smith I agree with you wholeheartedly. I think he'd be cool. No, you won't man Like listen, everybody got to play their fucking role when it comes to being president and everybody ain't built to be president We learned that 2016 the fucking 2020 No, look look look at what ball at he got fucking president trump up there. He poured that fucking ball too Too low now. Now anybody can do it. It's the bar. It's bar. I know you're still thinking about putting that goddamn school But it's bar waxes lord the bar bar Bar no ball bounces look it go higher and go low too. No No, he lowered the bar Okay, and and and by the way that shouldn't be your your your metric You know I'm saying donald trump in the fucking white house should not be what you determine whether or not you're gonna run I remember obama and fucking trump and bush. I don't know nobody else Well, you didn't pay attention in fucking so you're gonna have Clinton. Oh, shit. He got here Clean guy had I ain't know the fuck he was doing in there Yeah, I don't know either. Y'all was too young. Y'all know the fuck they was doing Y'all know the don't y'all never knew the president was doing until it's a clean guy head And then everybody started paying attention to fucking presidents We didn't pay attention to presidents at all. I don't think anybody even knew we had a president before Clinton got his dick suck Thank you. That's not true Well, I want to I want to know who wax thinks is on his money I want to know who's grandpa I want to know who the fuck wax thinks is on his god It was I ain't gonna talk about the motherfuckers. I just knew it was the old president that was dead Nah, you never thought it was presidents. You told me you thought that was the owner of the jets You said it was the San Diego Padres I know it was dead presence because of dead presence the movie But I never even thought about it when I was young I look at money as passes It's just a pass to get through the next door. So you do know more presidents than the ones you name I still can't even tell you the fuck they are And I'm look at the money. I don't know who's on the hundred dollar bill people say, uh, who's on the hundred dollar bill Um, benjamin, right? Yep. I don't fucking know right It's all about the benjamin's That's hard because because of that fucking show if that wasn't all about the benjamin's that was no show I would never even know that shit. Do you know what benjamin franklin did have no idea What he did what he did uh, microwave or something? Nah, he was the first person to work in a diner and rub um spoons on his balls He should actually be a hero to you. He's your founding father Actually, I I promise you I never even thought about that shit ever in my life They never thought a president ever did anything for me. So it was like All right, get them up and get enough passes go through the next door to try to buddy yourself Yo homie who's in here engineering for us today is so terrified right now Like he's he's he's over there like trying not to make eye contact with wax But he did once and then he turned his head so fast I never gave a fuck about it The first person I gave a fuck about was fucking clinton because he gave head and then george bush because he did the fucking Clinton didn't give no head bro. He didn't give heads. He got head. He did the towers obama black and trump wild who did the towers? bush What do you mean he did them you think he he brought them down? He was at that school for no reason sitting at that little ass chair. He a president How the fuck you had that little ass chair? He was doing a fucking npr tiny desk performance, bro That's why his desk was there. What are you talking about? Stop spreading this misinformation like everybody knows we all know why george bush was at the school. He was performing This is crazy. Yo wax, are you gonna get vaccinated? Hell no I ain't take the bottle this I don't take the fucking flu shot. I ain't getting vaccinated. I'm trying to stay out the way I'm okay. Listen, everybody else get it. Why the fuck I need to get it I say I'm safe. I want everyone else to get it except me. Now we're good Now we good if your girl go to the fucking doctor and go get her shit straight and she says she good Guess who else is good? Yeah Yeah, but not if you're fucking around on her. I don't do that You used to that's back in the day wax is giving many a woman a yeast infection. No, I did not you crazy There's no way in hell if you take a condom out of the ocean With people said we just maybe she's lying. Yo, somebody somebody's on youtube said You know how you know these guys are wild they just mentioned that shit and kept it moving They was like any other podcast you listen to if somebody says they pulled a condom out of the ocean and used it That's the deep dive for out. It was like those guys just breezed by that Like it was nothing man, nothing so much like what happened man nothing I bet you didn't even clean out the cona. I bet there was a fucking octopus in there as well I don't know nothing listen. Did you hear about the uh the guy who got killed by a cock? What You didn't hear about the guy who got killed by a cock like a like a rooster Yeah, what you think I was thinking it's talking about you sick fuck I thought you were talking about a rooster, but wait, how did roosters kill? They it was at a cock fight which by the way Chickens have been doing a lot lately people. They've been paying attention They've been having these motherfucking cock fights and these chickens have been flipping out on the people at the fights Killing their owners and shit, but how'd they kill them? Because they have the knife on the fucking foot They have the knife on that and these chickens is jumping up like this guy literally I'm not even making this up This guy got stabbed in the groin By the cock so he bled to death Another dude got his throat slit by the cock chickens are fed to fuck up The bird flew too Huh, we had the bird flew Chickens are fed to fuck up bro That's all it boils down to chickens have had a fucking enough Okay Holy shit, so they're actually killing the owners that are forced them to fight Well, it's happened a few times. This one was the most recent one Yes, wow But now it's happened. It's happened a few fucking times. You got to respect chicken, bro 100 you know I'm saying this is like the nat turner of The poultry world, you know, I'm the fact that we don't think chickens are communicating is crazy Because think about it if I'm a chicken and I'm about to get into a fight with another chicken I'm gonna have a conversation with the other chicken and be like, bro. What are we doing? Yeah, we're gonna kill each other and still end up dinner Let's flip on knees motherfucker. Yeah, we're gonna get eaten regardless. We're gonna die regardless Let's not kill each other. You don't think the chickens is acting You don't think the chickens is have communicating with each other No, or he ran a fair or he must have ran in fair What do you mean? He knew the other chickens about to kick his ass He probably went to his owner and tried to jump up on them and probably slice his neck Maybe maybe that could that could have happened too. Where'd you get this story? Um, it was well, I don't fucking know man. I don't Who asked about who where people get information nowadays the fucking internet like it happens I just this story didn't come on my radar. What do you are you reading like a newspaper? Uh, I don't know why this came across. I don't know man. People send me all types of shit But you know, I do donkey today every day Ah So people send me this shit. They send me stupid ass stories You know I mean stories that you know, when they want me to give people the credit They deserve for being stupid, you know, I mean and these are the best ones To me Because these are the ones where there's so many lessons to be taught in this story The number one lesson is respect everybody's life. It's bad enough that we already eating the chickens It's no need to make the motherfucking chickens fight You know what I'm saying like treat the chickens well feed them good, you know, I mean so when you do eat them Their their life meant something don't fucking fight them and then send them to the poultry farm This guy's 50 years old. You wait to 50 years old to get yourself killed by a fucking chicken Wax you racing pit bulls I ain't dead Well But you fucked up. You fucked up. You told your Achilles piece, but I could have been racing anybody I just happened to be a fucking dog um Can we Can we do some shit you won't care about next week? All right, let's stop and pay some bills man. Cushy dreams Okay, 2020 was a rough year and a hard time to keep your head in a good place Okay, that's why our friends at Cushy dreams have been able to help Cushy dreams specializes in high quality smokable cbd and cbd has been shown to help with anxiety depression Even pain relief. 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Let's get back to the show. Let's do some um Shit you won't care about next week. I'm gonna be on bill mar 2 on friday by the way Yeah, so y'all check that out. I'm gonna be on bill mar on friday. All right. What we got? Shit you don't shit you won't care about instagram next week Accidentally hit the likes yesterday. I don't even know what that means I saw people saying that instagram accidentally hit likes for more users. I don't why did that matter? People were saying like oh now the influence is not gonna make money But that's not true though because influences make money off their impressions like that's what people really care about I know i'm just saying what I saw people were just making it I thought it was I definitely thought it was because of numbers Now you go to your and I mean that's numbers though you go to your analytics and your analytics It shows you that's still gonna be there though. You could still Okay, you could still see how many people liked it. You could still see how many People that reached how many impressions it got unique views and all that other stupid shit These corporations use for people brain though because them girls actually if they don't see them likes up there They're gonna fuck with their brain Well, that's the problem I keep telling you everybody's seeking validation from a bunch of motherfuckers that is out here cutting a goddamn friends Penises off just to get attention That says a lot about people yo i'm serious like you seeking validation from the wrong folks in the sad part The people you seeking validation from are seeking validation from other motherfuckers. So it's just a goddamn Circle of validation seekers you cannot live life like that that shit is not fucking sustainable at some point You got to get off that motherfucking ferris wheel and stand on your own shit Eventually Well, don't like scope they're gonna be standing on their own because they don't know the fuck they're gonna do That should have bothered you shows when you can't see your likes No Me neither. Yeah, I don't really care And then again, maybe if I post some shit and I want to know how well it does that would bother me But I think you can also tell from comments Oh the comments ain't going it's gonna have you had a comment to the best part Yeah, so you could tell from there and then people just gear it towards comments But that's all it is people feeling economic insecurity. They're like is how I validate myself. How can I prove to brands? I'm I'm good Without these analytics and this is also instagram going y'all not gonna make money without us That's all this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah instagram is instagram is out here like hold on Do you influencer thoughts are making millions of dollars selling tea and we're getting zero dollars out of that Fuck that shit. You gonna pay up. You want to know about your likes? You better pay us a dollar a month or two dollars a month Then we'll give you access to the data You know, it's gonna fuck shit up though. What's gonna fuck shit up is these platforms like um fan base that my man Isaac Hayes has Only fans like all of these apps that are actually paying the influences to be on it These people that can actually get money for this content that they're creating That shit gonna fuck the game up y'all It's going it's only a matter of time before other social media sites got to adopt that shit Now don't get me wrong. I know people use twitter and instagram and facebook to promote those other platforms But it's gonna come a point in time where They're gonna have to do something to keep up Likes ain't gonna be especially if they're taking away the license shit like that likes ain't gonna be enough Like why am I on this platform? Why am I spending the majority of my time on instagram if I got You know a half a million followers on only fans and I'm getting motherfucking paid. I met a uh I was with wheezy yesterday and I met this woman named bella feet bella features And she makes like thousands of dollars on instagram monthly showing her fucking feet Yeah, I know people like that. Hold on now What what what is her instagram? I don't know what her instagram is your fiance now. You can't look her only fans is bella features. It's just feet Is it cheating if it's looking at feet if you're interested in it really I don't even think feet are considered sexual. Like what are you doing feet teeth titties and toes? Oh, you do have a foot fetish. I love some feet, bro. You do Like like sexually love like it arouses you no, I don't like fucking them. I just think it looks pretty Same thing with like eyes. Like I like it was pretty eyes, but I don't want to fuck the eyes Yeah, I don't want to fuck the car but I got good rims on it make the whole car look better You see I'm saying like good feet make the whole girl look better Yeah, she's so beautiful in the face. That's actually got some straight dogs in her feet. You be like, uh, um Yeah, it takes a while to get there, but he'll eventually say something that makes sense. I got you back bella feet You see her I'm looking for it Did you google her bella's feet diary? That yeah, that sounds about right Okay, I'm on it. Yeah, she got some nice steppers Really, what do you look for in nice feet? I mean There is a little concern I have here that she has second toe longer, but she has got a nice toe length Um, I don't like second toe longer and it looks like it might be but she's hiding it well Um The nail is nicely shaped You got a good shape to the nail Good color choice for the nail a nice arch to the foot. Yeah, she's got a decent set of feet right here I don't know what y'all seeing them, bro. Actually second and third toe are Equally equally as long as the first and potentially could be longer. So I have an issue We're gonna have to give some pushback here. Yeah, I retract earlier statement second and third toe too long. Sorry Nice arch. You can't look at them. I'm good. Nice arch Nice arch Yeah, we're looking at something pretty deast over here, dude. You know, um Yeah, yeah pretty deast pretty deast. I can't I didn't know I didn't know people give a fuck about feet like that I don't mean I don't want feet to be tore up You know what I mean, but I didn't know that people like I mean, there is something like when you make in love to your woman You know what I'm saying and you look back and you see some nice feet up in the air You know, I mean, I see some dogs. You guys see a fucking thing and some Especially the bottom of foot that shit all fucked up in sandy. You know what's fucked up Let me tell you what's fucked up. I looked down at my phone Right as we're talking about this and I just thought about some of the worst feet I've ever seen And look with somebody already know who it is Somebody just randomly text me that What Okay, what's the one else shit you won't care about next week Um, big Sean kind of bling suicide Oh, yeah, I love I mean listen I love the fact that you know, big Sean is talking about that You know, and I salute big Sean because big Sean has been a Brother who's been on the front lines, you know speaking out about his his issues with you know Mental health, you know what I mean and like he's a brother that is going out there to get help You know, he goes to therapy. He practices mindfulness and I just you know I think we got to keep having more conversations like that. Everybody goes through You know emotional highs emotional lows mental highs mental lows You got to do what you got to do, you know to keep your mental in check Like it's good to even hear wax talk about his past trauma You know what I mean? Yeah, I started going to therapy though. I went to therapy a couple of times. What? Yeah, I mean, I went to Carla. We went to a couple therapy But it helped me out. What'd you learn about yourself? Um That just shut up and listen and everything will be okay. That's what I got out of it Shut up and listen to who though my girl True. I mean when you got a good girl when you got somebody that's that that that's leading you the right way Yeah, just shut up and listen and see what's up in there if anything goes wrong blame it all on her I don't know how healthy that is though because you don't want to be dependent like you still have to find Of course, I got I got the base, you know, I'm saying like the man get the house and want me to do the inside That's just basically the same thing with the relationship Yeah, I mean if things don't work out you still got to be able to maintain on your own Yeah, yeah, I mean certain things I I'm never going to do. I'm not gonna wash my clothes and feed myself ever But why do you feel that way again? Feel that way that you're not gonna do that because I was bought up not doing that My mind goes crazy if I do it. I just I never had anxiety in my life But when I had to wash dishes, I think about putting spoons I don't want to do it that bad I'm like, I need to do something to these fucking forks in these spoons because I do not want to fucking do this Shit, did somebody do that to you when you was a kid? No, let's I grew up with 12 brothers and sisters and when imagine have to clean a fucking When is your your dishes day imagine have to clean all this fucking shit And you the only person I got to do it. Ain't no way I got traumatized from washing dishes And then next you know my mom's I got a job for you and I had to go instead of back back of a fucking diner And fucking wash dishes and shit. I'm like man. Ain't no way, but don't you like clean stuff on your ocd Why do I make you want to play with that? That's why as soon as I'm there I clean up right now Yeah myself You did play with yourself not playing with yourself boom boom it's like and then keep put it up Bro, if jiggling your balls with a spoon ain't playing with yourself. I don't know what playing with yourself is So you telling me if you wipe off you go like this or you're the baffer you got to shake off that's playing with yourself That's not what you did. You wouldn't got a spoon Or a fork or something and started treating your dick like a bowl of fruit loops No, it's two pump pop out and then put it up. I don't care how many pumps it was one is one too many All right. Well you jerking off when you when you drip What Shit you won't care about next week. What else we got there? I don't even know what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck the fuck so we do you putting ranch on her spaghetti I don't see nothing wrong with it. She just put too much. She should have listened to her boyfriend and just put a dab of ranch That's all Andrew do you put any you have any food like weird food combinations? No, actually, you know what I've been eating lately. They're fucking delicious dates and peanut butter Amazing snack try that dates and peanut butter. What's this date? What is that? Not exactly sure That's not like wifey talking it is wifey talking. Yeah, that's wifey talking definitely wifey talking But that snack is absolutely amazing and uh kind of natural ish depending on yeah, it's healthy Yeah, so but uh, yeah, no, but the putting all that ranch on was absolutely disgusting But people do fuck with ranch like Californians love ranch. They put that shit on pizza. They put that shit on Yeah vegetables everything. They love ranch new york. We don't really fuck with ranch like that We act like ranch not slapping. I put ranch on my spaghetti, but I don't do it I don't do like what she did. I put it on a salad, right? And I always eat salad with spaghetti. So when it's all my salad, I mix it all together You know what I mean? Because I like the I like the texture of the noodles and the lettuce and the ranch dressing That takes bomb hell. Yeah. They put some cut up carrots in that motherfucker, too You make your salad with your spaghetti You say what you mix your salad with your spaghetti like you don't love it all the time. I love it all the time I love it. I love it. I think it's a country thing because they always put you get Exactly what wax said is true. They put everything on the same plate. So yeah, so then you just eat it Nah, they put your string beans on the same plate with spaghetti. They put your corn on the same That doesn't mean that you have to mix it up, but you gotta mash it together Exactly, you don't have to mix it up. I did the spaghetti yams in salad man. I did those spaghetti and yams That's disgusting. How would you even get yams if you get it together? That's some shit you do when you go to somebody's house and there's just leftovers in there So you just start putting shit together. Nobody made spaghetti and yams together That you mean I put it all in one plate No, so anything that's on one plate y'all feel like y'all have to mix it up? I put it it's all going in one spot. So put it together. I'm like this anyway You know how you know America loves ranch though. We don't think about it Doritos, bruh. Oh cooler ranch, bruh. Come on, bruh That cripp bag of Doritos is way better than the blood bag, bruh The goat Dorito dawg The cool ranch is so good that bloods eat the cripp bag of Doritos, bruh Yeah, that's facts That shit as good as fuck. That's fact. I'm not getting caught with a cool ranch It's called cooler ranch. Not just cool cooler Wax it imagine getting caught with a cool ranch, it's wrong Don't even say if you're the blood. You don't say you get caught with a cool ranch bag No, you're right. You're right. Let's do some asking idiots, man Let's do it Get the fuck up out of here You know when respond with Tyrese ex-wife? No, there's nothing to respond to. What's that to respond to? I keep telling y'all that's a silly question. It's like Tyrese's wife speaks on being with a celebrity. I don't think it's with celebrities That's all I still have But there's no other that's the that is very specific like how do women feel about dating celebrities How many women have really dated a real life celebrity? Not some motherfucker on instagram that you know because they goddamn set their balls on fire, you know what I mean? Like actual real life celebrities. It's not to me Asking idiot when coming out with the name for a brain idiots. What were the other names you came out with? That's from brandon lee acting. I don't know if we have other names Did we ever have other names for brilliant idiots? We had a couple now. I'm forgetting what they were. It was brilliant idiots. It was like, uh Oh, fuck our name is podcast later The crazy part is you know who came up with the name for brilliant idiots. Yeah, this is fun story Bethany fucking any Frankle yo this this one Bethany had her talk show She definitely had her daytime talk show and I used to be on Bethany's show all the time and I said something and You know the audience went crazy and she was like You're you you say the wildest things that make so much sense. You're like a brilliant fucking idiot And I was like, oh Brilliant idiots. Wow. Boom done Lots been loaded. You got to pay attention to life Like I promise you whatever answer you're looking for in life I know this is this is a message to all creative imaginative people Whatever answer you're looking for in life. Just pay attention to life That answer will come right to you You just got to be open and and shit will Come from sources. You weren't even thinking about places. You weren't even looking That's why when I'm ever in the process of thinking about like a title or An idea or something. I just listen like just listen to the universe And you're driving them things that catch your eye that you usually don't pay attention to you like oh, shit Oh, shit. Oh, shit and write that shit down something could be there. You never know Give us another one Taylor. I was looking at this one knock one How many women would Jesus have if he was still alive? How many women would Jesus have if he was still alive? I mean Exactly. Yeah one. None. We sell a bit He was I mean, that's not what they showed him family guy In light oh god in light of history Jesus ain't had no women. Yeah, he was chilling. Nah, he and Mary Magdalene. He was hanging out with sluts Yeah, but you know, that was him up around he she was cool. That was him Greatest miracle fire as neck Jesus was with Mary Magdalene He was performing one of his greatest miracles And it's a miracle that has not been documented in the bible and that's fucked up Before Jesus turned water in the wine before he motherfucking, you know Walked on water. He turned the whole into a housewife. Damn right his greatest transformation. That was his greatest miracle. What a greatest miracle, man God bless Mary Magdalene back in the day. They didn't have condoms or nothing. It was just pull out game and sand That's what they was fucking went out there, bro. Who the fuck needs condoms when you got Jesus? Yo Please Yo chiefs, I got a little chlamydia over here. Jesus like get it right not even Jesus don't even look Jesus like Throw a little finger, you know, I'm saying like come on Mary Magdalene was clean. Yo, Jesus made Mary Magdalene a version again. Oh, shit That's dr. Miami. That was the first doctor Jesus reset Mary Magdalene's body count, bro. He really did he's like Miles back that man is a real miracle worker. God bless Jesus Slew to you Jesus. Jesus. You know our heart. Okay. Don't judge us for this every time I talk about Jesus. I feel bad Why he made you bro. He made you this fucked up. He made you have these jokes, man That's on him. You know, he made He did you right. He gave you these jokes. He gave you these thoughts. He gave you everything bro So slang them jokes at his best friend who was a hooker. Honestly, Jesus might have just gave us He might have just blessed us with some more miracles Because he's like finally somebody giving me credit for my greatest one Finally they really think I walked I didn't walk on no water I bought this wine with me Oh But you I absolutely Got your life together, man. Let's go man. That's a jesus, bro They don't like to talk about that in church at all, man What? Oh, shit I got a call now. Yeah. Oh, shit. Hey, man I gotta fucking go. Listen as always if you listed this podcast you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right But if you listed this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit You're right too. It's the brilliant idiot podcast. Thank you for listening