 guest of Miami Athletics. Oh, JT, what we have? It's time, guys, all day. Football season is here. I'm here with the stock guy. The Miami Hurricanes are coming. Game of the tailgate season. And it's already freaking raining, dude. It literally just started as we were going on. So, actually, let's dip. Let's go. Okay. Yeah, let's go. I could just get a trash bag out of a trash can. I don't mind if you wait. Let's go get cover when the team comes. We'll come back. Chad, this is year three of tailgate. And this is the first time we've had rain. You're in Miami in the summer and the afternoon. You're new. I should have known. I should have known. It's my first time in Miami. We have access chat. So this week, we are getting special access. So you guys are going to get to see something. Not only do a lot of you guys not get to see this tailgate stuff, this atmosphere. That's not what they want to see. They want us to, they want to see the entertainers. No, they're going to want to see inside the pregame. It's actually badass. We got the same thing at Minnesota last year. We've talked to a few other schools this year. We're going to get a whole lot more of that this year. There you go. There's your rain cover right there. Yeah. It's a trash bag that hasn't been used, okay? Go for the best. Listen, I mean... Chad, welcome to Ask Man's Tailgate Tour Season 3. Listen, I grew up here. We've done this before. I can do this. Okay. Dude, wait. You know Ed Ordron? He was literally right behind us. But we're messing with trash bags. Dude, go look up Ed Ordron Press Conference Clips. You can't understand what he's saying. He's great. John Embry, another great young man. Hold on a second. I've got it. I'm having a press conference. Okay? Thank you. Oh, Frank. Where's my media bag? I told you they gave us paper badges, man. Dude, my badge came off. Well, somebody else is here now. Oh, Frank. All the Miami fans are lined up. They're about to do the Team Lock tradition at many schools. They get off the bus. They get here. We're going to get to go see them here in a second. I just lost my media badge because the hurricane hit and I guess it like fell off my shirt. I told you to put it right here. You know what? It's just because people have to look here. I denied it. We must have gotten caught on something and it ripped off. Oh, your badge. Yeah. Thank God. Team Buster here. I thought they were going to walk. That tradition they do. They do this at a lot of schools. Player walk. The coaches come out. The players come out. Fans are excited. So everybody comes out. I mean, the game's not starting for another two hours. But they're already out here. They want to support the players. They want the players to see, hey, we're here. We're showing up in the game. It's a huge deal. Miami's great. I mean, Miami is a historic program. I mean, a lot of the best players in NFL history have played here. So it's obviously a huge deal. It's a big time. I'm going to go get her. Hold on. If you're ready to pull the camera away. I just have a bad feeling about this one. Hi. What's up? Hi. What's up? You're a Miami fan? I am. How long have you been a Miami fan? Ever since I was born. Ever since you were born. Ever since you were born. Yeah. My parents both went to Miami. Fantastic. How long have you been a Miami fan? About 40 years. 40 years. I graduated in 1990. Who's the best player to ever come out of Miami? Thunder. Ray Lewis. Okay. Okay. If you could play and beat any one team in the national championship, who would it be? 2001 is the best team ever. You know what I'm saying? Right now, if you could choose one team to play a championship team and beat them, 41-0. Who would you choose? Who would it be? I think the 2001 hurricane deal was the best. No. Who would you beat in the national championship right now? White Blossom hit early. White Team. You could beat anybody. I'll beat Gino Toretta. Gino Toretta? Yeah. He lost. So I would take his place and win. So not FSU? Yeah. I would say FSU. FSU and Miami both have the same amount of ACC championships. Yeah. Don't worry about ACC. I'm talking about national championships. Fuck the Seminals. Can I say that? Yeah, you can say that in time. It's true though. Until we go there, then we're going to love them. Thank you. Thank you. It's like seven TVs on top of his car. He's ready. That's overwhelming. That'll be great. Number 72. What's this for? This is my number. For football? Yes. You play football? Yes. High school? College. You played at my U.M.? No. Where'd you play? I played at St. Thomas. St. Thomas? You're a current player and you play offensive guard? Tackle? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. You never know. Some guys are just bigger in guard, you know? If this is if you're fast, like I played guard, but high school. Because I was fast, I played a pulling guard. I run a 4-5. See, that's, see, it was a good question. There you go. All right, so you always been a Miami fan? Just Hurricanes or Dolphins, everybody? Every one. I'm a Miami all the way through. About the Marlins? Yeah, of course. What about the Panthers? All the time, they're in Broward though. Huh? They're in Broward though. I mean, but they represent Miami. Yeah, of course. All right. If St. Thomas played Miami? No. Cut the interview. No more questions. I want to know. There's a recruiting video here. Their defensive tackle lines up against you. What do you do? They're probably a great pair of two. We'll see when it happens. You're here to hear. He went pancake him to the ground. That's right. Yeah, I did not say that. He's lying. He's lying on the video. All right, bro. You all have a good one. Thanks. What's your favorite thing that's happened in the first few weeks of school? I would say one of my boys jumped off and I formed a building onto a table. And he broke his back. He broke his back? He broke his back. He's on the hospital. Oh, my God, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. All right. Have a good day, man. Have a good night. What do we lunch at? You don't jump off buildings. Oh, JT, what we at, baby? Hey, they ain't breaking the bat. We're moving it forward, baby. We're flying it forward. They tore them off. Turn over a chain. In the chain. Jump. Yeah. That's a Tomahawk. We got 50 of them. 50 Tomahawks. 50 Tomahawks. You got to pay $200. Let's go. Oh, come on. Let's go. 50 Tomahawks. 50 Tomahawks. Let's go. We got burgers and rice. We got lobster. Grilled lobster. This is what we do at Miami. Wait till the strippers come out. Oh, yeah. Not yet. They'll be here soon. I told them about Miami Tailgate the first time again. Wait till the strippers come out. I told him before we got here. I said, between the amount of girls that are going to drink and take this and the strippers, you don't understand. He's like, I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. And the strippers, you don't understand. He's like, no. I'm like, okay. Wait till the strippers come out. Move and drive. Okay. Oh, that's big and nasty. That's big and nasty. That's big and nasty. That's big and nasty. That's big and nasty. That's big and nasty. It's gonna get wild. See, you know what? I tell people, everybody wants us to get a stadium on campus. We don't want that because it'll stop this. Yeah, yeah. It kills the culture. Exactly. We find right here. We find at the Dolphin Stadium that we rent so we can do all this. The next drug down from our house, you're gonna do it. That's it. Tomahawk Steaks. Let's go. Let's see it. Let's see what you got. Dude, I'm excited. I had a Tomahawk Steak once. Yeah, here you go. Oh, here we go. Okay, here it is. Right here. Tomahawk Steak. Damn. Damn. That's good. That's some good-ass steak. Real good. That was some good-ass steak. There you go. Hell yeah. There you go. I appreciate you. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Good job, boys. Yeah, we'll come back and see you guys when the more some of the company gets here. Yeah, we'll be back for the strippers. The company. The company. Got it. Tailgate tour is back. Season three. This is episode one. The next three months is gonna be crazy. There will be IRL or some kind of event every single Saturday. We got tailgate tours. We got conventions. How about you? That's right. We out here. Test saying them. We coming. We coming. Let's go. You guys understand? Let's put that in a porn site. That's not a porn. That's not a porn. What show is this? It's called S-Fans Tailgate Tour. Oh, really? Yeah. We go all around the country almost every week. We go and punch it in the schools. We came to Miami. And we got Johnny Dab. Johnny Dab. Johnny D. Johnny D. Johnny D. You know what's funny? I saw you. I was like, you got the look. Oh, he's got the look. Oh, he's got the look. There you go. He's got the look. This is the real one. I was shitting your bed. We got the best tailgates. We're like, we gotta start the season in Miami. Yeah. We don't care. We don't care. We're not like Gator Nation. We're like A-10 coming. We're up 50. So what's on this floor? What's on this floor? I'm on Twitch. I'm a man. We're streaming on a show. We're doing, it's called S-Fans Tailgate Tour. The biggest tailgate show on Twitch. Almost every Saturday we go out to the different schools, whatever. So this is our, we started this week. We were like, we gotta go out. What are you guys showing us? We got some Mediterranean wings. And we got some white sauce right here. Let's go. If we got a yogurt, we got some nacho. We get a lot of stuff, though. Favorite year. Since we started. It's always the new year. It's always the new year. I love that. It's always what we got here. It's good. The pizza. What's up, you guys? Yeah, what's up? I'll put the rain mix in the cup. It's good. That's cheese. Hey, if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Is that true? Hey, let's say. I'm gonna tell my wife that. The big cheese. Let's see if I can get one. All right. For real, for real, for real. If he drops it, he has to pick it up. Okay, ready? No, one hand. One hand. One hand. You gotta use the knuckle, man. Come on. The knuckle. Oh. Oh, that's coming. Oh. No, no, no, no. One hand. One hand. One hand. Thank you. Oh, I love the chain. Look at the chain. Hell, yeah. Look at this. The chain. Yeah. How many chains do you have? Dressed up like Raven? Yeah. We're coming. That hurricane right here. Nice. Hey, let's get big. Aiden Ross is here. Aiden Ross. Are you a student? Yeah, but I'm not a Miami student. You're a South Eastern student. How long have you been coming to Miami games? For like a year now. So how long have you been a Miami fan? Since I was born. I'm born crazy. Oh, hell yeah. Is that all you guys? All of them. What was the best Miami team of all time? Before my time. I was born in 04. I was born in 85. I was a team in the 60s. Before my time. Before my time. See, you're younger than I am. I was born in 01. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean? Yeah. What do you mean, holy shit? Why? Don't use drugs, kids. Wait, why? You look older. I look older. What do you mean? It's getting my beard. Who do you think is older between the two of us? I would say you guys are about to see me. Yeah, yeah. Wait, really? I was born in 01. He was born in 75. What's up? He got some salt and pepper. He got some salt and pepper. He got some salt and pepper? He got some salt and pepper. All right, we'll see you guys. I've never done drugs. Drugs are for losers. Hey, fuck you. All right? I got clean, bitch. You guys said, look, it's Paula Mahler. I pointed at me and said, look, it's Troy Paula Mahler. Pictures are $5. Troy Paula Mahler. Chad, look at that. A guest of Miami athletics. I'm a guest. So this is it, Chad. This is the fabled Hard Rock Stadium. Dude, this thing is unreal. You got the orange and green. You got the teal for the dolphins. Look, we got the big boys right here. Look at that. We got the big boys right here. We, Florida in general, are some of the best athletes in the country. High school, high school talent. It's incredible. One of the top programs in the country. Almost crazy, you know, because they're opponent in Texas. Another place, then. Actually, Texas A&M. So you got some athletes. These guys are hard. They've been training a lot since working hard. They're at the historic University of Miami. What you're about to see right here, you're about to see the offensive line. They're lighter than the end zone. They do their drugs. All right, for those of you guys, for those of you guys who aren't aware, some of the best players in history have played here, but not only that, the Rock was a defensive end here. The end, the tackles, all. How fast can you get? Get that first part. You got to push your fans right here. Show them my desk. Watch warm-ups and everything else. Miami now. Jason Taylor. Unbelievable pass from the defensive end. I think the team's coming out. Get ready. Here's one of me and the stock guy for episode one of season three. The best fans tailgate tours. Tailgate tours are coming to country this year. We got conventions coming up. We got travel. We got new game releases. Thank you guys so much for joining me today. Make sure to follow the stock guy. Stock guy. Thank you best fans for bringing me out here. It's something I want to know. Get you some more people as you go around. It's going to be fun. We've got all kinds of guests over here. It's all about you, baby. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you guys next time. Bye, everybody.