 Hi guys evil dear here. So today. I'm gonna speak to you about how I met my ex best friend now I say ex best friend not because we had like some type of big battle between us But just because one day he just got up and left like literally just poof and it was gone Just just like that. Anyway, so the story starts about eight years back when I'm in the army now I know for some of you out there who are Esperanto speakers. You're thinking whoa. Hang on. This dude was in the army Yeah, I know it's kind of weird army dude plus pacifist So that's just how it is rolling along with the story now. Anyway, so it's probably about eight years back I was within my first year of training and For those of you don't know when you're still in your first year of training You usually you're within these rooms of two bunk beds So that you'll even be on the bottom of the top and there's like no divider Just all clumped in there. So the story starts it was it was a weekend and I'm just I'm just sitting here I'm just gaming away because I was like a massive hardcore world of Warcraft player back then I was just gaming pretty much every night now the guy who was on the bunk bed above me he he was like a I think like maybe just turned 18 and He had just discovered the wonders of alcohol. It was like his birthday a few weeks ago So every night he was just out smashing it was just pissed man. He was just off of his head Now he was one of those types of people that when he gets pissed he gets stupid and so stupid that you just want to You know those types of guys just just want to hit them. So anyway I'm here playing my little game World Warcraft enjoying myself, you know, just relaxing. It's a weekend night and I hear And the bushes outside the window now just outside the window. We got like all these little bushes I don't it's kind of weird setup. Anyway, so we've got these bushes and I'm hearing a sound like What the hell is that? So I go out and have a look at the window and here is this guy like literally just turned 18 He's crawling through the bushes like this guy Can you hear them? Where are they? Where are they? And I'm like, what are you talking about? And he's like type of thing and in one hand He's got one of those little comb things that you use to remove the link from your from your clothes And he's he's acting as if it's like an f-88 star and he's ready to go to battle type of thing and I'm like Yeah, a little bit too much alcohol for you I'm just gonna go back here and play my games in peace. So I went back and I played my games and then after a while He comes stumbling in the room. He's like What's up? And I'm like, yeah, okay cool and he walks behind me And I'm just like yeah, he must be like do about the crash out type of thing So anyway, he jumps on his bed or I think he jumps on his bed What happened next was a little bit surprising to me and caught me off guard. I hear this and I'm like What the hell so I turn around I look behind me and I see him He's got my pillow in one hand and shaving cream in the other and he's like like as If this is just something normal that you do and I'm like, what are you doing? He's like like surprised that I somehow spotted him like as if his little cackling laugh didn't give him away And I'm like, I knew he was drunk So I wasn't gonna just clobber him for being drunk And this is kind of like something that a lot of army guys do to each other So I kind of accepted it, but I was pissed off nonetheless. I was just gonna steal his pillow So I grabbed him by the clothes and like get the frickin hell out of here before I Toby you thinking I pushed him out of the room and this is where it went a little bit crazy because by the way Just so you know this guy isn't my ex-best friend. Just getting that out there now. He helped us Like helped us introduce one of another type of thing. I don't know how you say it He created that relationship. So anyway, he's been pushed out of the room And he's sitting here. Go. Oh, thank you. Oh smash you like pounding He's like 55 kilos worth of body weight as if he's like 120 kilos and like dude, just get the hell out of here I'm about to snap type of thing and he's like, I'll smash you you weak You know just swearing type of thing and I come out of the room I'm like full force. I'm around the club room and he's moving down the hallway now Just so you know All the rooms they connect into this one hallway and there's like room room room room room all way down to the End of the hallway and then there's a toilet and it's an open playing type toilet So anyway, he's it now moved down to the end of the hallway, but he's still going off He's like panning his chest like he's gorilla man type of thing and he's just continuously saying these things And I just I just snapped the pacifist of me just goes look I'm just gonna take a break I'm gonna turn around and I'm just gonna ignore what happens and at that point I just I don't know why but I just ran down that hallway and decided it was a good idea to fly kick him in The head and boy was it a good fly kick and like flat on you know straight into his face It really works quite good surprising to me and also very surprising to him as he hit the cold floor in the toilet So anyway, he's now laying on the ground girl. Oh Why would you do that? You're so mean and I'm like What do you mean? You're the idiot who's and I just wanted to throw them more and he's like, oh I think you broke my face type of thing and I'm at this point I'm just thinking should I just get up and go back and play my game and just hope this all comes to it like a nice Come and somehow but as I'm thinking that you know, I'm just gonna take my leave here and just leave him on the floor in pain This guy comes out of the room right next to me and I'd seen him around But I didn't know him really and he looks at this dude on the floor and he's like And he looks at me and looks at the guy on the floor and he goes, you know what I really hate that guy We're going to be best friends and it's stuck his hand out and I'm like Awesome, so we shook hands like it was just randomly decided to shake hands So here we are shaking hands and I'm like, so what do you like to do? And he's like, I like to play World of Warcraft and I'm like, oh my god I like to play World of Warcraft and it's like thunderbodies type of thing And it was just all this excitement and then suddenly walk him back to our room and Honestly, I don't know happened to the guy on the floor I think he just rolled around in pain for a while and then probably just kind of hobble off somewhere Because I have no clue what happened. I did see him the next day So we wasn't like hospitalized or anything which is which is good because it would have been really bad for me But military wise so yeah, that is how I met my ex best friend So if you like this story and you want to hear more crazy stories from me on Esperanto and my army trips on my wife I'm just random stuff Share the shit out of this video just share with all your friends share of the homeless going street I don't care. Let's just get this stuff out there. So thank you very much I hope to see you in the next video and you know the rules if I don't see you there You will pay