 Welcome to another video. Somewhere in this woodland behind me is an abandoned railway tunnel and I'm gonna find it. Let's go. Do a little bit of foraging, don't worry, shall we? Whatever I can find. Gorse flower, I've said this before. Makes for a nice little snack. You can't mistake it for anything else. Look at these prickly bushes. And yeah, I really like the taste of it. And some people say it tastes a bit coconut-y, but I can't, not for me. Looks proper Pinterest. If you just bang a few of these on top of your salad. Mm, crack on. Going off-piste a little bit, just following these animal tracks. It'll have to be inside of a hill, won't it, if it's a tunnel. Got some of here, not the best example, but there's quite a few of them actually kicking about. And this is a wild edible. Look how pretty that is. The Scarlet Elf Cup. You'd think that'd be poisonous, but it's not. It's perfectly edible. And sometimes if you, that's not gonna do it, but in the right light, the right specimen, you can see them release their spores into the air, which is pretty cool. They're appearing to clean up, but I've got my knife. So I'm gonna collect a few of these and we'll clean them up. And I've got a couple of eggs in my bag, so I'm gonna do a little wild mushroom omelette or scrambled egg and wild mushrooms or something like that. Once we get, once we've dealt with the tunnel, wherever it may be. I can see it. It's creepy. There you are mate. There's flies everywhere. Dinks mate. Oh, I stinked. I stinked and it's freezing cold in there. Right, let's get in there. Let's just saddle up. Let's saddle up and get in there. The reason I'm here is I've just come down to get some, to find it, to get some b-roll for a film I'm making, which is to do with this tunnel. I just thought while I'm down here b-rolling it, I might as well just make a separate video and we'll go and have a look. We'll have a proper look inside it. Now you're scared. You're scared, mate. I had any batter on it, but I brought this, which doubles up as a bit of a Bosher tactical torch. Powerful. Just in case there's any wrongs in there. Come on then, you. Let's go. Boggy. He's boggy and it stinks, which is two things out of the corner. Let's explore it. It's full of water. It's full of water. Full of water. Lieutenant stinkhorn. Shit. Oh, no. Nearly. It looks to be full of water. Let's have a look. Are we just going to do it or what? Shall we have a last look at what we've... Last look at... Look how nice it looks out there. I'll never remember the time I didn't go through a creepy abandoned tunnel in the middle of woods, will I? I know. On that note, let's go. Let's go. Look at it. Echo. I can still hear birds chirping, so that's all right, isn't it? Right. Let's torch. Yes. Look at it. It's pretty... Pretty wet. I'm not gonna... Oh, it's nearly above... It's almost above Wellies. Oh, dear me. Right, let's go. Say goodbye. Goodbye, lovely woodland. Hello. Wet. Dark tunnel. Oh, what's that? One light left on battery on torch, so we'll have to move on. Oh! I assume these little alcoves are for people when... Because it's not very... It's not very wide, so I assume these little alcoves are for people to hide in if trains come in. I guess. Look at that. The deep hole there. Good job I've got my torch. The torch, the battery's going on it a bit. Can you see? You can barely see, can you? I can't either. There's a dead medic! Railway sleeper. You can't hear birds singing anymore, can you? There's that safety that we're far from it. Now, come on. Come on. This is it. Oh, look at that. Can you see that? Stallid tower. Stallid tights. It's dripping through there, so... It's... It's a bit wet. What's surprising is how cold it is. It's what it's... When you're mucking about in these tunnels, it's just so... Cold, man. I guess we are underground. What's around the corner? Hello? Hello? Shall I turn the light off, look? There you go. Pitch black. You can see where we came in. Come on. Puddles everywhere. Imagine that just somewhere behind me. Hello? Can't really... Can't really see much. It doesn't make for a good video, does it? Just me walking through a pitch black tunnel. What I will say, though, is this... I'm here to... I've got to keep my wits about me, man, because you don't know what... You don't know what's... How deep these... Some of these holes are a bit watering. What's that? What's this wooden box? Looks like it's got... Looks like upside down steps or something. I'm just muttering to the camera. You know, I can't play which project, because, you know, I'm going to get a bit freaked out. The torch's at the camera, don't it? There she is. Can you see? Hey, another box, look. We've got numbers on them. Why, Gwan? Can you see parts of the old railway there? There's light, look, at the end of the tunnel. Is that someone's...? Can you imagine that? Just someone's silhouette of some dude stood there. No thanks. Cheers, but no cheers. The torch has made it. Let's turn it off. This is just like a club now. Squinted into the sun. Hello! Hello! Medi? Don't know where I am, but I made it. There's a river down there. Looks nice. I'm off for a plunge down there. Some cold water therapy after that. Exercise the demons. And then maybe... Hey, this video's turning into just hanging out for a day with me, if you want. So this is where I have to say sorry to everyone who jumped in to the video, because they wanted to see a tunnel, and that was just a tunnel there. But if you want to stick around and go for a while swimming, let's jump over this. Some primrose. Another wild edible. Make sure they're not full of bugs. The whole plant is edible. Don't mistake them for these though. I'll have to sink. Woodland and enemy. Not so edible. This video's turning into a foraging video, not a tunnel video, sorry about that. Another wild edible. A violet, wood violet. Pretty little thing. Used to be used for cooking, flavourings, flavouring sugar and stuff. Tastes a little bit like palmer violet. Wild edible on the leaves. But the seeds and the roots are toxic, sir. Not all the plant is edible with that one, sir. Just tread with caution. You can smell it before you see it. Beautifully fragrant. Wild garlic. Ah, smells so good. We'll chuck some of this in our, through our dinner as well. Barely looks deep enough, but it'll ding-dang do. Got me USA pants on, American flag. Shout out all my American mandem and lady dem. Fat nacker. You're right, David, aren't we? Refreshing. Have to get my duds off, sir. Avert your gaze. USA. Get the old buff back on, otherwise, people might think we're not an ex-footballer, stroke boy band member. There's one in windculling for American pants. Yee-haw. See, that's how impromptu it is, mate. We didn't, I didn't know. I didn't know I was going while swimming and foraging and all that. Truth be known, I've even been foraging. I've been foraging on course this morning, but... it won't up too much. It won't up too much. I found a few bits and pieces, but it really won't up too much, sir. It's turning out to be a right day. Wunderbar. I'm not warming up to keep Woody on. Hoodie Harrelson. Join me for a bite to eat and then I'll say goodbye. I just want a tiny little fire because it's only eggs, mushrooms while garlic. It's not going to take a long time. A nice, simple fire meal, do. What do we have to start a fire? You can't tell from looking at it, but it dusts the old bit of fat wood. You can only get a grip on it, but that'll do. That'll have to do. And then... use the back end of the knife, the 90 degree angle and just create some finer shavings. That'll take... bend tech here. Look at the state of me with firewood, man. Seen better days, I think. Nothing too strenuous. There you go. That's all she wrote. I'll just burn away nicely while I find some little bits. There's my eggs. There's my eggs in this. One of the best things I've ever bought. Armor plated. It's just basically egg armor. So you can take them wherever you want. And it comes in a six. It also comes in a two-pack as well. A two-pack Shakur, which is pretty cool. I'll leave a link for that below if you're interested. A few egg pans. I've shown this before. If you just get a normal frying pan of your choice, then unscrew the handle and then get one of these potholders. Eyup, man. That's smoky, innit? Just makes it easier to pack and a lot lighter. Alright, get it on. Get them in there. Mosque out. In with the Scarlet Elf cups. I'm going to put a few in because I can't be janked to tidy them all up. A couple of eggs in. And then just rip up some wild garlic. And in with that. They look pretty. Pretty as a picture. If you don't know, know you know. Some... It's just like salt, garlic, herbs. Delicious. A bit of Tubby Tom's magic. And as you can see, it doesn't take much at all, really. I'm ready for this. It's been a long day. It has been a long day. Get some of these Scarlet Elf cups into me. Crunchy, I bet. Mmm. Mmm. Delightful. Wild garlic, pungent and delicious as always. Mmm. Nice view of the river. No trace whatsoever. I'm running out of battery. I'm going to go down to this river and wash my hands. Right, my battery's running out. I'm going to go down to this river and wash my hands and soak up some of the rays for the rest of the day. But I'll leave it here. I'll leave this video here anyway. Thanks for watching. I hope everyone's doing okay. Much love. And I'll see you soon. I'll leave you till battery goes out. Alright, I'm going to come back up. I'm going to go wash my hands. If you still don't want to get back, I'll say see you, but for now, ciao.