MARIK Geez, it really sucks that I'm doomed to spend the rest of my life in servitude to a king who died over five thousand years ago. Can't I just go outside this one time? It looks like fun out there.
HANK No! Listen to me, Billy.
MARIK But my name's Marik.
HANK IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! Heed my warning. For I am your dad and am therefore the smartest person who will ever talk down to you. Because I created you with my bodily fluids.
HANK The world is gay. The world is stupid. It's me alone who you can trust in this whole tomb thing I am your daddy guy I who spank you, whip you, flay you, beat you I who filled your Playstation with beer Why are you so bitchy when I gave you a Playstation? Stay down here Because it's nice.
Remember what I told you, Billy.
You're kinda hot.
MARIK I'm kinda hot.
HANK And you are sexy.
MARIK And I am sexy.
HANK And these are things Which will earn you Lots of fangirls! They'd touch your naughty place!
MARIK I won't let them disgrace me.
HANK Out there they will put you in Fanfiction
MARIK Their slash fanfiction.
HANK Out there they will glomp And squee and cheer
MARIK Such bad fanfiction.
HANK Why open the door To all their vile perversion? Stay down here Be faithful, Billy
MARIK I'm Marik
HANK Be grateful, Billy
MARIK It's Marik
HANK Do what I say (sigh) Obay And die Down here
MARIK I'll die Down here
MARIK You know I can't really use a Playstation if I can't go to the store and buy videogames.
HANK Okay, that does it. I'm gonna go pour beer in your X-Box 360. That's a red ring of death waiting to happen.
MARIK Hid beneath the desert within halls of rock and stone Gazing at the moonlight up above me All my life I've wondered as I toil down here below What that friggin' Pharaoh guy wants of me All my life I've yearned to see their faces Caring not if they should hate or love me All my life I've wondered how it feels to pass a day Not below them I would show them
And out there Living in the sand Give me one day out there Cause until then I'm banned Exiled forever
Out there Where they all live unaware What I'd give What I'd dare Just to kill and slay out there!
Out there where I'll be free to track them down and end their lives Through the dunes and villages I'll hunt them Every man will shout and scream and cry out for their wives While I grab their babies and I punt them If I could carve their skin I'd torture every infant
Out there Duelling in Japan Win some card games out there And buy some spray on tan Then read some yaoi, out there Just one day and then I swear I'll make them beg And despair Won't relent Foes, beware! Even if Bakura Doesn't care I'll have spent Pne day Out there!