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Geez, it really sucks that I'm doomed to spend the rest of my life in servitude to a king who died over five thousand years ago. Can't I just go outside this one time? It looks like fun out there.
No! Listen to me, Billy.
But my name's Marik.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! Heed my warning. For I am your dad and am therefore the smartest person who will ever talk down to you. Because I created you with my bodily fluids.
The world is gay.
The world is stupid.
It's me alone who you can trust in this whole tomb thing
I am your daddy guy
I who spank you, whip you, flay you, beat you
I who filled your Playstation with beer
Why are you so bitchy when I gave you a Playstation?
Stay down here
Because it's nice.
Remember what I told you, Billy.
You're kinda hot.
I'm kinda hot.
And you are sexy.
And I am sexy.
And these are things
Which will earn you
Lots of fangirls!
They'd touch your naughty place!
I won't let them disgrace me.
Out there they will put you in
Their slash fanfiction.
Out there they will glomp
And squee and cheer
Such bad fanfiction.
Why open the door
To all their vile perversion?
Stay down here
Be faithful, Billy
Be grateful, Billy
Do what I say (sigh)
You know I can't really use a Playstation if I can't go to the store and buy videogames.
Okay, that does it. I'm gonna go pour beer in your X-Box 360. That's a red ring of death waiting to happen.
Hid beneath the desert within halls of rock and stone
Gazing at the moonlight up above me
All my life I've wondered as I toil down here below
What that friggin' Pharaoh guy wants of me
All my life I've yearned to see their faces
Caring not if they should hate or love me
All my life I've wondered how it feels to pass a day
Not below them
I would show them
And out there
Living in the sand
Give me one day out there
Cause until then I'm banned
Where they all live unaware
What I'd give
What I'd dare
Just to kill and slay out there!
Out there where I'll be free to track them down and end their lives
Through the dunes and villages I'll hunt them
Every man will shout and scream and cry out for their wives
While I grab their babies and I punt them
If I could carve their skin
I'd torture every infant
Duelling in Japan
Win some card games out there
And buy some spray on tan
Then read some yaoi, out there
Just one day and then
I swear I'll make them beg
Even if Bakura
I'll have spent