 Item Number SCP-004-J Object Class, Euclid Correction, Tharmiel Special Containment Procedures The entity is currently housed in the Site-08 North Wing, Accounts Payable Office, from Monday to Friday between the hours of 0800 to 1700 hours local, with one hour from 1200 to 1300 hours local spent in the North cafeteria, or traversing from there back to his desk. The entity may occasionally need to use the restroom, take breaks by walking the North Wing corridor, or receive water from the water fountain. In the long term, the entity can be contained by bi-annual performance reviews indicating that we are pleased but think the entity is capable of more, and annual raises equivalent to the rate of inflation plus 4 percentage points. The entity may also be enticed to remain in containment by pointing out the low cost of living, easy commute, and quality public parks. Description, SCP-004-J is Stanley Nichols, a certified public accountant, graduate University of Michigan 1978, and former chief financial officer for currently employed by the Foundation. SCP-004-J is roughly 180 centimeters tall and weighs roughly 75 kilograms, Caucasian, with thinning brown hair and brown eyes. The entity has been in foundation containment since July 1991, obsessively in reply to a job posting. The anomalous properties of the entity manifested after the job was awarded during mandatory psych and low-level amnestic administration. The staffer assigned to the task flatly refused to administer amnestics to the entity, claiming that SCP-004-J was quote, a real visionary, end quote, and that, quote, it would be a waste of drugs and a needless capex hit, end quote. After a brief convention by the hiring department, the compulsion and cognitive hazard unit, and Site-04 subject matter expert on hazardous humanoids, the agreement was made to contain SCP-004-J under the premise of hiring them for the determined position in accounts payable. SCP-004-J appears to be a very capable accountant, and has made commendable efforts in both lowering our annual capital expenditures budget while streamlining our vendor and purchase process for operating expenditures. Furthermore, their holistic approach to purchasing and leveraging the growing internationalization of the supply chain has caused a sea change in our view of the synergistic possibilities to creating a budget-conscious deliverable, leading to a paradigm shift to crowdsourced. It appears the entity was in my vicinity briefly. To summarize, SCP-004-J has a distinct cognitive hazardous field that will interfere with thought processes, overriding thought patterns with new ones that encourage growing a business through a large set of jargon commonly used by sea-level executives known as buzzwords, while also impairing the ability to think critically. CT scans a foundation employees in the field of SCP-004-J show a lowered neuron excitement state in the occipital cortex and the hippocampus. SCP-004-J was classed as Euclid in August of 1991. SCP-004-J was reclassed as Tharmiel in October of 1992 following a near-total containment breach in August of 1992, caused by structural damage suffered during Hurricane Andrew at site B. During which SCP-004-J was exposed to SCP-106, which is classed Keter and invariably hostile to human life. Rather than panic or hide, SCP-004-J began discussing the importance of residual income and annuities when structuring a quarterly budget. SCP-106 appeared wrapped with attention, materialized a business card, and agreed to join SCP-004-J for a, quote, lunch-end learn and, quote, at his soonest convenience. Further testing has shown that the cognitohazard surrounding SCP-004-J affects not only humanoids, but every sentient lifeform that has been exposed. In furtherance of a hypothesis posed by doctors McGinley and White, SCP-004-J was stationed outside the containment cell of SCP-682 at a safe distance but close enough to have the notorious creature in his cognitohazardous field. Audio follows. Kill...killing... SCP-682, could you repeat that? Kill the bottom line. I'm sorry? Sortization. Buying in this economy. Sucker bet. SCP-682, do you own property here? Cinergize assets. Leverage intellectual capital for flag ship product. Note from researcher. At this point, three common white mice are introduced into SCP-682's containment cell. SCP-682 normally devours prey on sight. Ah, a conference call. I sense redundancies. We must smart-size to better push the envelope. In our core competencies. SCP-682 then dismembers and eats two of the three mice. I hope they find their severance suitable.