 I think it was too fast for the camera. Yeah, I think I was faster than the camera right there. We could check I think that's we could check because I don't think it was I'll get the clap Yeah, that was really good best clap of the show people are saying My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. Tell him about yourself James My name is Jake sir. Really middle name Ronald. I was born on my uncle Ronnie's birthday had an alright weekend Got my second back shot. So it's a little under the weather, but staying hydrated coming back up coming back up I kiss Jake. So now I am fully vaccinated as well. And Jake is fully hydrated Okay, and it's got to stay hydrated Zork. Okay, don't get Yeah, okay You can have some oh, can you tell us a little bit about uh the sports Jimmy big sports weekend NFL draft the baseball is going but I'm here to talk about the Kentucky Derby the Ponies the horses race this weekend and Jimmy I know you love a good horse movie Medina spirit basically just made one over the weekend was purchased for one point a thousand dollars Keep a Derby horse in like 30 years or something horse wins Medina spirit. You're an instant fan. I'm an instant fan I can't wait for the movie. There's two things. I love boxing movies and horse racing movies And there's two things. I don't really love that much. It's boxing and horse racing. See biscuits the best movie ever made They trained him to lose Oh, it's my number one ever Ever when do you like to watch it? Night when I need to relax. It's basically a noise machine for you. Oh, no great quotes though. Sure. So do noise machines No noise machine sometimes terrible That would be awful. I hate noise machines. Yeah, you are a human noise machine. No, take that back make a sound effect Take that back Okay, got that Jimothy In almost a breakdown we have one of your favorites making one of your favorite things Man, we gotta break down this Britney Spears sandwich. I don't know man I don't know the sandwich like the ingredients that she put on her sandwich She says she's trying to recreate her favorite sandwich that she used to have at a deli in new york And she then she just goes on to make the least new york sandwich I've ever seen in my entire life Because it's basically a salad on ciabatta bread the cheese is goat cheese, which just is not a sandwich cheese Yeah, then she has walnuts What she identifies as almonds. Yeah, and she's trying to cut them which I do want to defend her on that I think any human could make that mistake live when you're doing it. You'd really like not to Or you'd like to check the tape afterwards and be like, oh Slip of the nut happens to the best of us, but uh shredded chicken dance floor in college She said it's her bowl of like meat. She goes it's shredded chicken and turkey. What? How did it get to be both in the same bowl? I've got some hot takes on this. I like the final result Oh avocado look delicious and then pears which she says they look like fish, but it's not it's just pears It looks like fish, but it's not and then lettuce was like a spring salad This was a salad that she put bread around. Yeah, some sandwiches do that. I mean we've got you're right You bite into the sandwich the whole thing falls apart. There's no structure in there You have this sandwich for lunch and you're like that was pretty good, but I still need lunch I think that's my only problem with it But I liked where it ended up and I'm happy for britney the meanest sandwich No mankind. No condiments. Not true though. Oh, yeah Jake whatever whatever Jake what else happened in the sports world jimmy My diamond backs jake snakes jake snakes people are talking D back it up. Not only are they one of the hottest teams in baseball right now They're one of the hottest teams in love making Mm-hmm. Connor buckley is a former college soccer player turned esports star He flipped open twitter and he said hey diamond backs my buddy my roommate is on a date Can you go find him and then the d-back social media team which is one of the better social media teams out there They went and found them they put them on the jumbo tron They it was only the second date the one dude like the d-backs asked him like is there going to be a third date And he dm them and he was like yes But I do need to talk to my roommate about boundaries. Yeah, that's probably a little uncomfortable Actually, this went viral enough that she's probably yes. She's wondering a lot of things Yeah, if we're gonna keep taking steps forward in this how many texts do you think she receives that says I don't want that to happen again. She got so many texts from her friends like So do you really like them like you really want to go on a third date? Like I you know like like be honest the stakes have been raised. Yeah the snakes have been raised. Have you raised snakes? No, I hate snakes man. I really do Jake snakes Well d-back it up. Good job d-backs and and this date and uh, can I tell you something that's not sports? Yes Have some water before you tell us. Oh before I tell you about this the story. I'm gonna take a big golf I got some of my nose last time that sucked Some dude on the youtube said uh drink on drink drink Drink, drink into the mic again. I'm not gonna watch anymore. And I said, okay cool Thanks for subscribing one less watcher. This story is awesome A kid rock was having a concert and there was a dude there with the colostomy bag Did you say this story is awesome? Awesome story Dude with the colostomy bag, which um for those that don't know It's a shit bag on the side of his body and all the shit comes out the side of his body into the bag Because he can't shit himself and he was rocking out And then I think people were like getting in his space or he was trying to like get some separation here And he used the one tool that he's got And he took his shit bag off and started swinging it around the bar I mean for me, you know what this is for me This is when you discover a new party trick or a dance move or you figure out the first time Okay, I got it the first time you hit somebody's beer on the top and then it starts going and you gotta drink it Or it goes I think this guy just discovered this with his poop bag And because we have the Nashville scanner Police report and said this guy's happened the past two nights So I think it happened naturally the first night. So I think okay. This is kind of like Don't tell twins. They're twins because they'll fight you this is don't tell this dude He's got a shit bag because he it's like an instant Like I think he's got some good friends that read the story. I'm like, oh, they must have pissed Danny off That's his move. They brought it out. Yeah, they brought it Probably won too many shots. He waves his shit back all over you know what let's get on this guy's side He was partying at kid rock bar. What are you supposed to do? That's awesome. That's exactly what happened. We figured that is awesome. It's the employee of the week It's the employee who has keepers What this was a tough one. Yeah, uh, no one No one That's why we're drinking from the community water this week and everyone's gonna have to drink from it To get a little bit of our energy. We're actually doing, um Company bonding. We have 30 straws And we're gonna lady in the tramp that till we're done Nobody goes anywhere till it's gone. So we're giving it to the guy who sold the outfit Yeah, I want to swindle. It's not the right word, but I had to get the outfit He made zack was there for there's some raw footage Dude that guy upsold the fuck out of you. He like slow played and then like I when I watched it I was like, oh my god, Jim the rudest pointed to the mannequin. I you couldn't say no to that So we originally there was a shirt that I was gonna buy that was like the cheapest shirt I could find in the store and so then he sells me on this hot boy outfit, which yeah He's right. It fit like a glove and then he's like, oh wait, you forgot the shirt And I said no dude not getting the shirt as well You just got me into this piece of artwork that I now have to wear a lot Spent more than I liked on it. So good job to that guy not an employee here. Not our employee actually Well, you paid him taking money from our employees How about a round of applause? Yeah, right that guy always needs to be punched in the fucking face That was a weekly dump