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I had a weapon but I think the sheriff took it away because I killed someone yesterday. Okay, so last time we realized that there's a cool sword on the island in the middle of the lake but we couldn't get there without dying. So naturally I cheated, I looked up how to get there without needing the scuba equipment and we're just gonna go right to that island if we can. Okay, so I think it's this way. I hope I don't die. Don't look at me like that. He gave me that judgmental look. He's like, really we're gonna do this again. Ah, stay away, stay away, stay away. Oh, I don't even know what that was. I wonder if I'll run into the body that I threw into the lake last time. No, no, stop warning me, it's right here, it's right here. Come on, get up, get up, get up. Okay, a few, I think I made it. Yes, I made it to the island now. I just need to find the sword but it doesn't look like it's gonna be hard because there's only one building. Oh, he does a person here. Oh, he's blind. Then he should be easy to kill. Oh, okay, yeah, that was easy. All right, job done. Sheriff's trust gained for some reason. I have a feeling I just did something bad. Like, I was trying to do something bad but I think I did something bad on behalf of someone else without knowing they wanted me to do something bad. Oh, well, as long as I got to kill. Oh, feck, did I go too far? Oh, feck, I may have gone too far. I may not have gone far enough. I don't know. Oh, god damn it, I don't feel good about this at all. I think we're almost out, aren't we? I hope we're almost out. Okay, good. Jesus Christ, that made me panic. All right, I got this sword now. I don't know what to do with it. Should I just drop it at my house? Oh, no, I didn't mean to get naked. I meant to put my sword down. I always get those two things confused. I have a nice feeling about you. Like, you're capable of doing something good. Thank you. He signed my permit. I guess I gained his trust, after all. There's some guy up by the lake who gave me this permit to sign so I figured I may as well, you know, make an honest living while I'm doing dishonest deeds. Oh my god, what the hell is this? Oh my god, who is the feckin mystery lady? I just wanna go to sleep. I start my first job tomorrow. Who the hell is Morgo? I'm murderer. They sound nothing alike. Murderer. Morgo. Holy shit, what is going on? What the hell? Get away from me. I don't know who Morgo is. Ah, somebody help me. I'm gonna die. I can run onto this guy's property. He's a shotgun. He'll take care of everything. Okay, why is he not here? Where is he? Oh, for feck's sake, how do I get out of this? Is this a nightmare? What? What? What do I do to that? Okay, well, feck that anyway. That was a waste of a day. Today I'm gonna be much more efficient. I'm gonna go get my sword and I'm gonna wait there by my bed, ready to fight. God, this game is unforgiving. It just doesn't give you any break, does it? Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do for that and I just panicked. Give me that sword. I need it more than you do. Honestly, you can't defend yourself. Ah, yes, now I feel much better. The trust is gained. The whole reason I stayed up that whole day without doing much was because I wanted to save the game and keep my sword if I fecked up. But by fecking playing it safe, I played it dangerous. Such is my life, always living life on the edge from my house, making YouTube videos. Oh my god, what the hell? Who are you? Are you gonna attack me? You're the guy who came into my house the first night, aren't you? Trust the frog, there's still time for a sleep tight murderer. You are here now. Oh my god, why does he sound like an EMP? Get down! Should I kill him? He seems a bit fecking crazy. Yeah, let's kill him. Does it feel good? What? I mean kind of. How about you? No happy ending for anyone. Oh my god, he's fine with this. Should I just wait? Yeah, I think I can wait this out. Ah, that's nice. Just standing side by side. I think he's stopped bleeding, should I? Yeah, I'm gonna hit him again. Okay, now he's angry. I always knew it would end with me fighting a half-naked man in the woods. Oh, I'm hungry, apparently. Oh my god, he's really good at fighting. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. He fecking killed me. Why am I useless in this game? No, it's too early. I can't be seen in this light. Come back after midnight. I can relate to that. I feel that way sometimes. It's starting to feel like fecking Groundhog Day or something. I'm back for the sword again. It's starting to feel like fecking Groundhog Day or something. I'm back for the sword again. God, you must be getting tired of this. I'm sorry, old man. Somebody tells me that's not gonna be the last time I do that, but I hope it is. Wait, this tree is saying he can let me carry more than one thing. Will you take the inventory ability? I would like that. Yes, yes, yay, good. What can you give me? Imagine a display that would show exactly what's happening. I would like that. Yes, I want a hood. Oh my god, this is great. I love trees. Oh, he'll give me a map, but I have to kill a villager for it. Oh, I guess I got those two already because I killed people for no reason. Okay, I can kill someone. He'll give me 100 coins a day if I kill someone. Unlimited stamina. Oh my god, that sounds amazing. These all sound great. I'll have to kill so many people. But who's the easiest target? I wonder what that kid that hangs around the front of my property. Is he there? He seems like an easy enough target. He is there. Okay, come here, kid. Wait, he's fighting back. Okay, come onto my property, kid. You'll love it there. Okay, he's barely hurting me. This is great. I love beating up kids. Okay, good. He's dead. How do I clean up blood? Okay, I'm bleeding myself. Hold on. All right, kid. I'll be back. I need to go get some medical attention. I'll stop briefly to get that work permit off you if you don't mind. It is Groundhog Day after all. I must say, I like having the hood. It is handy, but I think it probably wasn't the best choice of upgrade. I think what I want next is unlimited stamina. Oh god, the sheriff's not in. Okay, I better go clean up my property. Oh god, there goes the sheriff. He just ran by me for some reason. I don't know why. Oh, that's not good. All right, where's the infinite stamina? That's the one I want, I think. Wait, there's a hat there. You know what? I'm not going to interact with it. It's too scary. Everything in this game just kills me. Yes, unlimited stamina. Thank you. All right, fine. What's in the hat? I can't resist the mystery box. Murderer, you've proven yourself to be a friend. I just like free shit. Helping you has made me so much stronger. Oh no. What the hell is going on? Oh god, you're going to kill me, aren't you? This is Marco. I know a woman who was looking for you. Oh, he runs a little shop too. That's kind of nice, but I thought we were friends. I don't really want to have to buy stuff for you. This is much bigger than I thought it would be. This isn't really laying low. I don't think I can explain this to the sheriff. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm stealing these bottles and I don't know what to for it. I want to try and go to the store and get some bleach if I can, because I got a lot of children's blood to clean off my property. Oh, fuck, it's closed. No, I needed that. I hope the sheriff doesn't swing by my property. I just realized I'm not going to be able to get medical attention at night, am I? Oh god, damn it. I'm going to get attacked, aren't I? And then I'm not going to be able to heal myself. I better look for some medical supplies. I'm just doing big loops in the neighborhood. It's so annoying. Wait, why does it... Okay, I saw those bubbles as eyes. And honestly, why does it say I have 10 eyes on me? Oh, I don't know if I like having a hood for the drowning thing. It's making me more nervous. There's a trail of blood leading onto my property where I dumped the body. Okay, let's get ready to fight, I guess. Can I sleep with my sword? Oh god, here it comes. I'm fucking nervous already. I've infinite stamina now. I'll just fucking spam it. What are you going to do? Yes, this was a great upgrade. Thank you, magic tree. Yeah, I'm definitely going insane. I'm just going to put you in the lake with the rest of the bodies if that's okay. Moons healed. Yay, I was actually smart for once. I even went and got medical supplies, but there's blood everywhere. Anyway, I'm going to go sleep. Is this bad? Hungry. Well, at least I'm alive. So much blood everywhere. Can I get an upgrade? Does that count as a villager? I'm guessing it doesn't. No, it doesn't. Okay, I got to kill someone else today. But if I kill this one, she's not up to much. Follow me. Follow me. Over here, by the water. Perfect, perfect, perfect. Get her in the water. This sword and unlimited stamina is definitely my style. Just spam like the strongest weapon in the game. I'll be back with some bleach if I can find some. Hello, yes. I'm the new villager and murderer. I would like bleach, please. A lot of it. Should I go to church? Probably should. Okay, no priest here. Probably for the best. You just flick some holy water at me and I just go up in flames. Okay, there we go. Some bleach down. More bleach. Yay, all clean. No one saw a thing. God, I hope the town's drinking water doesn't come from that lake. Just clean up this child's blood. Just so that it doesn't lead directly into my property. Right onto my next bottle of bleach. There's one more speck here that I didn't get rid of. Come on, just a little bit more bleach. All right, fine. Hopefully that'll cover me. Yes, I want the map ability. Thank you very much. Oh, this is great. It shows me where they all are. Oh my god, there's some blood around here as well. Why? Wait, that guy just gave me money just for signing up to work. This is great. I'm never going to show up. I don't think this guy's home. Yes, my handy dandy map told me so. Great. Now, how can I kill him? He's the guy with the shotgun. I want to sneak up behind him. Hell is that? That doesn't sound good. Oh, there's a bear trap there. Okay, I think you can actually sneak in behind his property, but we're going with this way. I hope he doesn't blow me to smithereens as soon as he gets home with his shotgun. Oh, he's back. All right, how the hell am I going to do this? Okay, I'm really nervous. I don't want to die. Why is he facing this way all of a sudden? Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm starting to think should I just sneak on out of here? I don't think this is a good idea. He's pointing towards me. Okay, that's that triggered. I can leave now. Where the hell am I now? What the heck? What is going on here? Okay, this place is really nice, but what the hell is going on? I'm using their toilet. That's what I'm doing here. They have a little dog that I'm tempted to kill there, but I know YouTube commenters don't like that. It's more just to see what would happen, because I'm assuming it would have consequences. Okay, I can't get out this way. I think I have to do something with that dude. Oh, I'm going to die. He's going to shoot me and I'm going to die. Oh, he disappeared. Okay, what the hell is that thing? Move away. Yes, sir, Mr. Big Bobby, sir. I was more concerned over the fact that the Frank dude disappeared. Okay, I'm going to let you do it. I'm going to get back home if you don't mind. Please don't come visit me. I mean, at least that solves the problem of me getting off his property, but I was waiting in- Oh my God, I was waiting in his house to kill him. Okay, my scarecrow's going for a walk too. You have a great time out there, buddy. I'm glad you've been standing around all day. You deserve a walk. Okay, I'm never staying up until after midnight again. Am I safe? I think I'm safe. Thank God. My scarecrow didn't come back. He's like a toy and toy story that got caught moving. Now he just can't come back. We know his secret. Here's a gift for you to show appreciation of our friendship. A tea mug to warm you up during cold lonely nights. Oh, it's Margo. Margo's a nice guy who gives me presents when I kill people. All right, I'm going to end it there. I hope you guys enjoyed. This game is so fucking weird, but I really like it. If you want to see more, do let me know. But for now, I'll just say I appreciate you watching as always. I do hope to see you next time and that's about it. Bye for now.