 Definitely speak to your therapist about it because it's not normal having those types of feelings for your family members And I can tell you feel guilty about it But anyway, we'll talk about that after We love Yeah, we're all welcome to episode number 36 of the Martin Michael Foley actual Podcast there's only four episodes left thirty six thirty seven thirty eight thirty nine forty see five episodes left four five Isn't that funny 36th episode and there's still five left if we include this one thirty six thirty seven thirty eight thirty nine Forty Wow, so after today and we have four left, but just now Still five that one's happening right now a complete five left. Can you shut the fucking doors, please Matt? Sorry Man, oh man, let's fucking we need to talk about some shit Like it's just crazy. We are officially broke We do not get paid from social media anymore Yeah, well the video look we got a rich restriction and we can't work We bitched about this last week, but it's official now guys Yeah, you know the coin car video it's on like fucking so on average Just to put this into perspective because whatever we say you guys gonna go that's still heaps But on average if we upload a video to Facebook it gets one million views in 24 hours for a page our size At the moment with the reach for reach restriction And you know, we'd probably maybe get five million views on a video on Facebook in about a week At the moment we're putting lots of effort into our videos probably more effort than we usually do a the coin car video It's on like 300,000 views in like Three days or some shit. So yeah, that really worked out. Well, even though we spent like and Days on it. Yeah, we sort of rely on the videos to do well so that we make the money back that we spend on them But it's not really happening in the moment But hey that reminds me that this podcast is sponsored by University of Mark on our website where there's fucking a hundred over 120 fucking Videos on there over 120 videos on there and yeah, well, they're too fucked up to post on social media So we put them there. It's five dollars a month kind of cheeky. Look it's support the podcast See if it breaks if you throw that up Got a light bulb in my hand and Michael's asking me to throw it not on the ground on the table See if we can get it out the glass in our eyes I'll go higher You know very good thrower. I did that. Matt got so scared. He thought I was breaking the technologies technologies technologies Tech tech technologies. Um, yeah, so that's mighty met a girl called Rupert yesterday Rupert who the fuck names a chick Rupert? Do you know that? Did you hit her? I don't even remember telling you that you told me this morning in the car. Yeah, I was a liar, man Anyway, can I ask a question about the social media dilemma you're in Matthew Fine, then is there no way to contest what you guys are going through like in terms of restrictions and stuff like that? There's no way tried already It is a one-year restriction and that is all so we are basically Fucked for a year. No, we're not. There's other ways. Don't worry everyone. We'll be fine. All right Don't you fucking worry about us will be fucking fine. We're gonna keep pumping awesome videos out and just hope for the best. All right We got on the radio. Oh, yeah, we have triple M Shout out to triple M did a really nice interview with us I spoke about the coin car that one of them saw on there and the AFL final and they'll fucking thought it was awesome So fucking legends. Oh, is there anywhere of like listening to that again today? I got my phone I got my fucking phone. I'll show you the video if you show me your arse. Oh, you fucking cunt Take your shirt off. Yeah. Can you sit in here? Can you be in your undies for a fucking shirt off? I'm in my undies. Okay. Take your shirt off. Take your shirt off. I can see my undies up high Yeah, can you we got to see your arse last week. Come on. Let's see a bit of cheek, brother Huh? Let's see a bit of fucking cheek, brother. Get a tit out of something give us something I just did the whole podcast preparation shot some back Lower back. Oh, I love my lower back. Here we go. We stand up. Oh, yeah, pull that right up, brother I love his fair skin. It reminds me of me smooth soft flesh Run a scalpel over it. No worries What do we got coming on this we got on this day we got questions We got PO unboxing. We got sentences. No one's ever said before we got secrets And then we got fucking state of origin Yeah, that's not tomorrow. I'm going I'm fucking going to suck this day everyone's gonna go On this day You're 1940 a large family of turtles washed up on an American shore People were stomping them and crushing them for a laugh when one shocked passerby Saved one of the small baby turtles. He raised the small turtle all on his own and even even taught it to speak The turtle began to adopt some very human traits and when the turtle was four years old It asked its owner to have its shell surgically removed After a three-hour operation the shell was removed and the turtle legally changed its name to Danny DeVito Danny then went on to become a Hollywood movie star and a talented rapist. He does look a fucking weird Who he has seen the show we've probably already spoken of this You got to give it more of a chance he fucking gave up on it really it is the best show since Vietnam Danny's in it There's a show called Vietnam. Yeah, I don't know. I just say that it would be there. Definitely would be um Yeah, they would be good morning Vietnam. That's more of a movie movie. He yeah, so I keep going anyway great show fuck I love it Danny DeVito is a turtle. He's so good in it. He's a penguin. He's a fucking turtle Oh, that's bad. I mean when we fucking wrote this God God. It's hot on this day in 2014 Robin Williams was denied the leading role in a movie when it was revealed. He was too short He had heard about an ancient method to become taller which involves stretching one's body to make it longer Robin had not researched how best to use the stretcher and something horrible happened He wrapped the stretcher machine around his neck instead of his waist He didn't get any taller and Because he didn't get any taller. He got so depressed that he later hung himself Holy shit, so that's the reason yeah, that's why if he just knew how to use the stretcher He would have been fine. Well, they say the key to happiness is to be tall That's why Mark was always laughing why they fucking planted me. I wanted to be happier Matt on this day in 2000 and Paul Walker Paul Walker said ah shit. I'm running late. Oh Oh fucking hell Matt Wow, it's disgusting. Sorry guys, what would happen if I Squeeze this as hard as possible. Nothing put it into it No, you're gonna get battery acid in your eyes and it's gonna eat through and corrode your brain And then you're gonna get fucking lymphatic cancer. Oh Within two months come that's all the damage you don't recover from you fucking me come What would happen play with batteries? That's what I'm up. I've heard that before she said that to me on this day in 2020 Daniel Craig was found digging up old graves and body slamming the corpses He had four corpses dug up and was obvious and it was obvious he had been physically aggressive when asked why he was doing that He said he was trying to find Sean Connery so he could consume his flesh Daniel thinks that if he can consume the flesh of every James Bond actor that he will actually be James Bond Pierce Brosnan is said to be in hiding Wow, that's disgusting. He's only just died. I guess that's when sort of when you want to get him his Flesh is still not decomposed yet. Yeah, we spoke about what we'd eat first. I like human fire wasn't it? I love the fire bum. I'd go bum bum and thigh So slow cook the arse flesh. It's the biggest muscle on the body the glue You slow cook it if she's fucking comes off the bone count You can slide the femur bone right out of it, bro Cook couple of fucking three hours or something like a brisket get a nice fucking salt rub on the fucking ass all of it In fact, I'm fucking scratch it all up fucking bit of breadcrumbs. I hate that car Delicious Anyway, I'm a footy fan. Let's get into this. We got a lot of shit to get through today We got like fucking 20 segments Fucking next segment's been fucking called And this is just where we answer questions on the YouTube Podcast channel Martin Michael foley actual if you're on us to answer your questions comment on the YouTube podcast channel Matthew Brown. Hmm. Here we go. See actually the first question is from me. Oh, I have a question Why haven't you got your shirt off fucking come you just said raise the shirt to show the back You didn't say take it off. I've got fucking bipolar All right. Um my question is have you guys ever considered doing a a One-off or yes, maybe once a month podcast specifically for the website Well if fucking our luck keeps going the way it is is this channel will probably get deleted and then we'll probably have to put On the website. No, this won't get deleted. Um We're thinking about maybe putting an extra segment or two in for the website people. Yeah We've got we've got big changes coming next to you guys It's very tiring very tired slimy. I am it's all hot. Mm-hmm. These wigs are quite warm. Yeah, very hot next question Is from a lake Maca Bogan If you could make a candle that smells like a celebrity's fart Who's fart would you want it to be and why make a cake or a candle a candle? That smells like a celebrity's fart. Oh, who's would it be probably the rock? Some big protein fire because it'd be fucking it'd be interesting. It'd be lots of things in that smell You know, it'd be a concoction of many many smells and I like that I think that if you're gonna buy candle you want it to be, you know, a crazy scent You don't want to just boring vanilla scent. You want a proper you want to fucking smell the whole house out You want to stain the walls? You want to be success exactly right? I Go Paul Walker Maybe X. Yeah, I don't even know. I can't think of one. I reckon I'm Jeffrey Epstein Celebrity he'd find out he's he'd find out kids Yeah, just cut everything before the kids he fought he'd fight out little kids fingers Fight out little kids fingernails and shit Okay, I kind of just cut me people. I mean saying I don't want to I don't want to say the words have the words kids Cut all now you're getting me scared. Well, you see What's always saying kids come You tell me mate What do you reckon's wrong with that? Oh, well, there was nothing too wrong until you started saying it You start Fucking yeah, now it's really really Dance about it, mate Especially yours your version was really yours was particularly disgusting fuck it leave this whole thing I Was as long as I'm not saying those two words together. Yeah, maybe beep it when Marty says it and keep it when I say it Next question is from Anton I'm a canian. Oh, yeah me. I remember I actually miss his question last podcast. So he's quite Irritated by that so my Yeah, I'm not gonna burn. I'm just having a bit of a play Anthrax in it and you've burnt some I'm a more count the fucking blows on my hand. So we weren't listening to you Matthew Gregory Brown question was a Grizzly bear two grillers and a tiger you choose one to defend you from the other two animals Which would you choose? The last one grizzly bear two grillers and a tiger Who would you choose to defend you from the others probably go to? Two grillers because one gorilla can take one and the other gorilla can take the other Fucking leg. They're really strong. Mm-hmm. They put up a good fight Yeah, I'm with this on that. Yeah, that's a question is from the down to gaga What is Marty's full name Martin Zokulinski Next question is from one of our regulars Nikki can never pronounce her last name Nikki Please tell me how to pronounce your name because I'm really bad at it She's from Germany. She's from Poland. Oh, really? No. No, I'm too sure she's from Germany Do Marty's parents blame Michael that Marty hasn't chosen a proper job and do Michael's parents blame Marty for the same I reckon deep down. There's like fuck. I wish Michael never met Marty But then my mom's too nice so she's just so she's gonna bottle that feeling up No, and like she's just growing to love him. I reckon dad's like, you know, Marty's a fucking Freak what the fuck like we used to Wish we used to fucking getting the fucking chair and scabby child as a backs Not even just me my like a whole group of friends We all together and this isn't my house that we always stayed at so my parents Door open Shit crystals all over the walls Michael would pull his cheeks apart in the shower press his asshole against the wall and fart leaving little brown Specs, and he would let them dry. Yeah, it kept them there. See how long they'd stay there have a little patterns But yeah, I reckon they would have preferred if I never met him, but I reckon now Since what's happened and now we're fucking We're comfortable She's she's a fan She loves Marty. I reckon dad might be like, oh, I actually I reckon dad's cool with it. What do you think? Yeah, I think mom just just wishes we and we never fucking started the video Tell them what your mom had to hear when I tried to pick you up for Christmas You invited me up because they're all at the table having And like it was on the loudspeaker for the buzz up We're having a Christmas breakfast on Christmas morning, and I was gonna me and Michael always get used to just get fucked up on Christmas So Michael was downstairs to pick me up and he buzzed and then the speaker comes on in the entire apartment And my whole family was listening or Michael didn't know and I was like, I'll just come up for a second He's like, oh, I'm not wearing any clothes My family was like, what the fuck is he doing down there naked? Clothes either what the fuck anyway, and then we listened to black Sabbath while driving back to Michael's flipping Yeah, we just drive around in Christmas flipping people off. It's so rude Next question is from gargoyle James Question for Michael Michael, could you be agile and quick enough to dodge Marty's I'm gonna say Marty's ejaculation Yeah, probably. Yeah, we wouldn't be that fast. They said blown not here, but I felt I should change it to ejaculation Blown nut. Yeah, would you be fast enough to dodge that if it was shot out at you? Yeah, well, let's see Okay, he says it should be an idea for a video Yeah, maybe a website video Trying to be like spider-man. Well flick my spunk. Yeah flicking around next question is from Al pal Marty What are your stats on cows how many of you had? Oh look, I don't keep count, but if I had to guess I'd say It's over a hundred It's over a hundred somewhere between 100 and 150 And like one close my eyes and do that. Do you count the corpses? Next question is from Madison Linville I'll do it I've got a we've got a tool and I'm clamping a lighter and Michael's really excited isn't one explode I could just squeeze it explode. Do you want me to do it? No? Oh the exciting for the pigment lingling Maybe for stunt time. You can do it. Okay Would you ever give The chance for a website member to be the background on the podcast. That's not yeah That's a fucking great idea. It's a great idea as a competition. How do we get him send it to I'll send through a Sent through your mug shots every fun Instagram. You could do a competition for that. I reckon Next question is from Jacob Dickerson Have you guys had any weird stalkers yet anyone that followed you home or some remember you had one back in the day before we cracked it? Yeah The one who lived nearby. Yeah, we've had some weird Sort of overly friendly people and there's been some weird interactions in public where people just sort of follow and stare and estranged But no nothing nothing crazy. Yeah guys if you are if you see us There's always get messages from people saying I was too scared to come up. Just come and say hello That remember that dude that came up today. Yeah, he didn't have his phone on him So we got a photo with him with our phone. Yeah, he didn't have his phone So I took a photo of him. I'll put it up for you guys. I'll show you guys what happened Okay, here we go. See how I took three of the best He's like can you send it to me and then we sort of laugh and walk away. Let's see on you watch them on YouTube There you go. There he is You're looking at me. I'm looking up and Mike looking camera Next question is from Matt Sheehan Can you legends bring Arnold out in public and see how people react to certain things? I think he's worth more than a few prank calls I don't find is he's he's a fine damn man. He's growing in popularity isn't he? Beautiful. Yeah, there were a few comments about Arnold Fuck me. I can't wait for the prank call today He's the best guy I've ever met He's so fucking beautiful. I'm fine He's such a proud man. Where'd you get that shirt from Michael? I don't know he built it Remember, I got to I got a black one Why didn't you fucking prolong it cuz you made me cross It's clear it's clear air. Yeah, what's fucking it? Oh Yeah, there it is just thick it takes a while like whoa like soup running It's brown smog next question is from punter 92 Would you boys collab with Houston Jones the world's strongest bodybuilder in a pain gauntlet never heard of him? And yes, but I thought you would collab with him if the chance came up Give him our address Matt. All right. I'll send it to him Don't Michael don't say that man cut cut him saying that Connor Oh Next question is from Benjamin Hogg. When did Michael leave the band Hanson? When was it late 90s? But he's still consults like they literally still send him Songs and stuff, but I get royalties. Yeah, and surely they'll never go back together. No. Yeah, there you go Yeah, like late 90s 98 99 Roger Michael left handsome. Mm-hmm, but yeah Our next question is from Melvin pie dad If the cold ones podcast which is another podcast Which is hosted by Chad and Max Moffo would invite you guys as guests. Would you accept it? Yes? Yes? Yes? Roger another Australian podcast group Yeah, I know Max Moffo. I was with him last night. There you go Next question is from Sabrina Martira Martira Martira What are the three important questions you always wanted to ask Bosley if he could talk Who are you? Are you happy? What's your name? Are you in any pain and What do you want to do? Pain is gonna suck either way because if he says yes, then I'll change my follow-up question I'll say where is your pain? Well, just maybe just start with is there any pain in you and where fuck it's sort of two questions Is there are you in pain? I can just say like that Matthew Where is your pain? You should say and then he's like I haven't got pain then you sweet Oh, he's like my leg or my eye or I could say if If you have pain comma, where is it? Wow, that's good English. Yeah, wow, that's fucking teacher shit. Thanks, man Next question. I'm Madison again Do your family members or watch your videos or do they not claim you as family? No, my brother I think does with his family, but Yeah, mom definitely doesn't she's not our demographic either brother Does your mom have Facebook? Yeah, of course But I don't think so I'd say maybe I wonder if any of my cousins listen to it Yeah, sure. Maybe maybe not. Does any of your family disown you? Really have watched fairly so I don't know. I've just got my fucking Brother and mother and step dad and that'll fucking yeah, I don't think so I don't really talk to them much and the last question is from Megan Okay, I remember the name we'll say gale. Um, would you guys ever start an only fans and do nudes? No, the website No, there's a bit of scat born on there actually call me Isn't pretty gross shit on the website, but no, yeah, I don't know just it's just not my thing taken fucking nudes and shit Mind you the money would be nice Maybe it's a good plan maybe just some nipples just me on your nipples or For ten minutes straight You looking Marty. Yeah, hammer-oids Flicking my tongue of the head the bob of the nipple gives a look at it. Hey, let's fucking touch me what it would feel like I don't want it. I hate it. Get your nipple out. Well, I hate people touching. Stop I just want to have a look at it. I don't like being touched on the nipple Okay, you can see it. You can see it Fucking touch it Imagine my tongue flicking on that bit there that little circle bit. It's like a little chest clip You got a little chest quit there to play It's the worst feeling People like the nipples being touched. Do you like having your nipples being touched? Oh depends he's touching them and and when and getting it licked in shit. It's fuck chest quit Anywhere getting touched on my chest on my stomach. I fucking I hate it Yeah, the backs fine the fronts no good Do you reckon why the fuck to dudes have hair on their nipples and shit It looks so gross look at the clit on yours. It's much thicker than mine Suck it I flicked it Yeah, sometimes when I'm bored I got nothing to do you flick your tongue at it I start Ripping all the hairs out of my nipple and sometimes I can get him down to like completely bald Jesus just shave him You know How do you do that? Yeah, can I rip stunt time? Oh I've got a pair of pliers. I got a pair of pliers. I'm gonna rip some Michael's nipple hair out When we first met like two years ago a bender on a bender with Fallon shami and Jackson We were fucking fucked for three days and I was considering Cutting one of my nipples off Have you guys heard the story of our friend James's friend where he lost it? No, and he just he just put it back on and it grew back into the skin He lost his nipple. Yeah, he got cut off and it was just dangling there And so you put it back on and put a I guess put it like a band-aid over it and it healed back on. Oh lucky So it's possible there, Mark. You could have done the same thing. Sure. We'll talk with him and get the story That's fucked up. That's a good story All right, is that question time? That's question time done and dusted mate Hey everyone it's time for a new segment And This is a segment where we just open shit you guys have sent in via the P. O box and This week we have one present and it's all the way from league city in Texas the USA And it's got hashtag MES Q I T E C. O. L. O. G. N. E. So Mascuit's cologne what that is, but I guess we'll see I'm scared Nervous, it's non-velop. I'm pulling it out. Maybe it's drugs and pulling it out. What do we got here? Let me just get everything out. Oh my god. Oh shit. What do we got here? Oh Barbecue, okay, this is uh, what is it a fucking business? Yeah, this must be some sort of business smoking revolver barbecue. We sent in some what are these called? beer holders beer holder things condoms beer domes and Yeah, go and check out smoking revolver barbecue on Instagram. It's smoking revolver BBQ 001 Mesquite cologne So Three two. Oh Matt Three So I found just stickers is it I found their site so it says Yeah, it's a clone For barbecues throughout the United States seeking special I live I want to put them somewhere nice Yeah, I am putting them somewhere not on me straight on the bloody shirt that goes mate that sticker there How's that bloody for you, mate? Um, we're renting our coin car out for formals if you want one Fucking hit us up in the DMs. So fun driving that coin car around Literally, everyone's just stopping and staring old ladies walk up to it all the time and that's spectacular. This is today. Yeah Hey, all right next fucking segment. Oh Yeah, he's called And there's a segment where we just read secrets that you guys have sent in okay Secrets from fans anonymous, of course sending your secrets. We'll keep them a secret. It's it's crazy shit We've had people confess to murders. We've had people It's been all sorts of fucked up Matt rubbing his eyes. He's got his shirt up a bit All right first secrets is from A few months after I broke up with my ex she came over to my house and we ended up having fuck I was fucking her missionary when she looked me dead in the eyes if she'd seen a ghost I asked her what's up and she quickly reached for her ass and grabbed a little nugget And sprinted for the toilet. She flushed her away and I asked her what the fuck just happened She said nothing when I finished she had made me carry on fucking her as if nothing had happened Oh, a little nug break That's just that fucking that ruins it. Oh imagine if she didn't say anything and you just as you're having sex You just as you're thrusting away. You look down and there's just a shit on your dick Like a flop a friend had a bit of corn a bit corn on resource skin Next secret I've only had one single orgasm and have had plenty had my fair share of sexual partners But fake it every time I've gotten so good at faking it that I make them believe it And sometimes I believe it even though I didn't I know I didn't finish However, kind of awkward, but when I went to get my physical exam done Slash paps me by my doctor who has been my doctor Since I was seven now. She's 25. I almost couldn't contain myself He was in there swabbing but somehow hitting sensitive areas That's probably the closest I've gotten to orgasming for second time ever like an actual orgasm not fake Wow, there you go. What do you think matt? I question it Um, if he doesn't believe it questions it She's making it up. I've heard I just heard like I've heard those stories before as our girls nearly getting off in the pap smears But I've also heard a lot of girls say it's bullshit because it's painful. So I'd love to hear yeah But sometimes sex is painful and sometimes I'd love to hear from our female fans. What do you think of that? Yeah, comment below. Hey, is she lying or is she not? You'll be the judge So this story takes place in april 2019 and at the time I had this girl I was doing stuff with but I had a girlfriend also and we weren't Doing very well. So in order to cope with all this I was getting high by stealing robotussin from cvs and drinking the bottles So I start my day off taking one bottle and I go to the girls house and we'll chat and I bought some weed And another bottle was a good time Then we went to joe traders where I had another bottle I met a famous music producer named Diablo had another bottle and I actually got a picture with him too So this day seemed to be going well so far So I had another bottle and after that we go to my friend sam's house And once I got there I decided that one bottle I drank early was not enough So me and sam leave these other three bottles to go to the nearest cvs to get more bottles So sam goes and steals a bottle for me And he had his own bottle With this drug he would drink away more bottles was wearing the same dirty bathrobe for bottles Or stealing robotussin bottles from various cvs Anyways he stole two bottles but he couldn't but he didn't want To do it because he was already coming down from a bottle And he had some ketamine so the two bottles were all for me unfortunately So we go back to the house and have another bottle and me and these other three people are watching scooby-doo on a battle having a bottle Or sam snorting giant lines of ketamine and a bottle off a desk bottle Laughing and his friend who was also had a boyfriend was being very naughty and drinking a bottle I'm just chugging these two bottles for a while And then scooby-doo got messed up. So she bent over right in front of my face to try to fix and she said I can't find a bottle Well purposefully keeping a fat ass rom poster right in front of me so sam bring our ketamine and a bottle And the lock eyes for a second he starts dying laughing while I was probably shook because this bitch was hot as f*** another bottle Is that legit? No, I put a lot of extra bottles in this is a f***ing this is look at how long this is. It's like pages and pages. It's nonsense I just took it last night. Maybe it's all real, but yeah, I wasn't really paying attention. What's this bottle? Shit, what is that cbs store? No, it's like cbs is a pharmacy in america. It's like f***ing cough syrup and s*** Yeah, but cbs is a pharmacy. You ever had that? Yeah, but got him got him got his nipple f***ing Another bottle next secret is from when I was a child. I had a tree house in my backyard No, yeah, it's pretty good There's more Got yeah My younger brother and I would put bread on the ground and carry cinder blocks out into the tree house We killed hundreds of birds When the massive bricks flattened them their insides would explode out of their chests like a water balloon We thought it was hilarious. I still giggle So what they're leaving? Breadcrumbs on the ground and they're in the tree house and they're dropping the cinder blocks on top of the birds Wow, you've got that's the beginning of a psychopath That is f*** Holy s*** Wow All right next secret I just had sex with my fiancee and she stuck her finger in my bum while sucking my uncut knob I must have came for 15 seconds. I thought I was actually pissing in her mouth. I think I might be gay. I'm scared Uh, that's the end of the secrets this week everyone Have a little bottle for that one another bottle A little bottle All right, Michael, um, it's time to read some sentences that have never ever been read before and it's it's a segment It's it's still we don't know. We're not sure. It's a bit iffy We're not sure about but you know what you never know until you give a red hot crack. That's all we're all about here All right, let's do our sentences first. No, let's do theirs. All right Oh, fuck the sneezing begins, okay This is from jacob scott dickers Jonathan industrial industry corporation incorporated has requested that you make me a DXM sunday Is that a real sentence is a DXM? Is that a real word? What's a DXM? Yeah, that by the way the rules for this segment guys the sensors have to make sense I don't think that didn't make sense, but I have no idea what any of that means Yeah, but hey, I like how he went with fucking, you know, he went with his gut industrial industry Corporation incorporated. Um, DXM is a over-the-counter cough medicine Fucking hell, what's with the cough syrup? Fucking hell. I wish I had a fucking hell I wish I had a good cough syrup here in australia Well, I've never done it. Is it like it's meant to get you fully higher. It's called robo tripping You can die from it. Is it just like fucking yeah, yeah enough of it and then you die, brother You think enough water you die or leaves if you eat leaves You have a few apples. You fucking have a hundred apples count you die sugar When I was a child, this is from Adam. I was young Adam Zipalel When I was a child, I had a tree. Oh, sorry guys my bad This one's from anthony Me the michael brook house jim duck has been bum kicked by the penis in front of the room Nah, sorry. This is not working Lachlan treasy slap his rib cage across the sloppy apple tit then tighten the chancas over the body waste That's in the kids lunchbox Chancas what the fuck's that chancas caught me too. What's chancas? Okay, how's it C-h-a-n-k-a-s Oh chancas I'm sweating. It's fucking hot Let's go Life life on the on the floor floor floor floor Not sure but chancas seems to be an ethnic group that inhabited an area for many years ago. Cool All right, this one's from tommy the other day the priest drugged me and I fainted then he fingered me while I painted his tainted region No, that's definitely been said. Yeah, that happened. Yeah, that's definitely that's a script Yes, it's christmas time Prolong it save it devote your eyes slowly blow it this way man. You can't blow you have to push the energy So if I pull back too fast, it'll swirl. Yeah, yeah, it's still Yeah, it takes a while man. It's very heavy. It's crawling towards you. Hey, I'm ashamed of myself That was a good one too. That was very good. I'm ashamed of myself One day that microphone's gonna like Break and it's just gonna we can open it. It's just be full of dry poo particles. Oh What are we doing again? I think we were having sex Oh Yes Get my hopes up. I was so excited Fuck okay, do you want to go first or me? You got first you got first You ready matt? A fisted kid is a full kid That's definitely been said. No A fisted kid Is a full kid. Yeah 100% that's been said. I've said that to you That was going to be the name of our band Fuck it's been a long time. Sorry. All right, you'll go hold my spine. My hands are full Hold my spine. That's good. No one's ever going to say that because whose spine is going to be removed The body's just to be a bag of flesh. You sure no one said hold my spine. Can you live without a spine? No, you need messages up to your brain Unless they put in some steel rods So the brain power can go down all the way to your fucking extremities and that Yeah, okay. All right The secret garden can get fucked and i'm not joking Joking My eyes can feel flies crawling on them. It's been said for sure Scratch out your eyes like a drug addict breast milk pancakes harden over time Oh, yeah, imagine having breast milk pancakes. Oh, that is a video Oh six Large erections tore through a village Yeah, that's good That's happened. Oh, yeah, that's been said When when did that happen yet? No 100% that's all they did I can even hear the song they're singing where six large erections We're just torn through a village as they skipped out together holding hands. There you go. See fuck proof All right My mom's a great kisser Yeah, it's definitely been said Yeah, fuck it. We'll you've said that Do you reckon? Yeah, that's definitely been said that sentence. Fuck. It's tricky. Your mom is a good kisser. Yeah, she is Well, there you go. I don't know about that segment. Hey comment if you think we should keep it or not Oh, I hurt myself Oh, it's stunt time. That's the name of the new segment Michael's got something for you olive oil. Hey, hey, listen. Listen shit Get some of that. Try it. No, I've had my fill. Thanks My lungs are full of feces All right, um, it's stunt time We haven't done some time for a while and Michael this week has decided that he's either going to crush this lighter with this Periplier is always going to rip some nipple hair out Oh, oh, no. All right. I'm going to go. I'm going to wall hair will be way more entertaining. I'll walk away I'm gonna walk to the other side of the room. I'm scared But isn't that unsafe camera gear? Go away from me I'm scared Matt. Yeah I'm rather you ripped nipple hairs out Let me film it. Ready? I'll tell you when Surely that can't be good. I'll tell you when Three Wait, wait, wait. I'm fucking saving my face Fuck me. Now you guys have got me nervous. Yeah, especially since he's wait. I'm scared. Give me time One Can't pressure this shit Oh No, do it. What if I do it? Can anything bad happen here? Do it. I'll google it Do it Oh, my god. Oh, dude. Don't fucking do that. You're scaring me Why are you running if we're gonna film it? We film it This is so this could be dumb You ready? Fuck me. Matt cover your eyes Fuck, okay I'm scared. I'm scared too. A lot of butane will probably come out. What's that? It's flammable gas. If there's a spark, you're fucking towards this whole house I'm not doing it. You're fucking scared the shit out of me. I can't fucking lose the house Let the nipple hairs be ripped What fuck? I'm doing it I can't do it You can't it won't like it. Michael failed Michael failed. I tried my hardest that time too. All right, just rip some nipple hair out maybe Just rip the nipple hair out Should Marty rip it out for you I'll rip out some. No, do it with the pliers. It doesn't work. I tried before look All right, so I'm gonna call this butcher Should I pretend to be Arnold Farn again? Or should I pretend to be another butcher nearby? Just calling up the other butchers being like have you spoken to this Arnold Farn guy? He keeps ringing me Yeah, good day, mate. My name is Jake. I'm just a printer's butcher. Just calling from Chernside butcher and grill Mate, we've just I'm just doing the rounds. We've just had a couple of calls from this bloody russian guy Um Yeah, yeah, mate. Has he called you too, has he? Yeah Yeah, mate. No, no, he's um, he's apparently he's a pig farmer's just moved to breezy But um, he after I said no to him because I found out he barely got any pigs He actually brought a pig in store and like was like It was so dirty and it was just shit all it would shit all through the butcher It was just happened the other day. So I'm I'm just putting sort of a bit of a um Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well and just just getting some info for for the for the bloody cops Yeah, and um, yeah, we'll just keep an ear out, mate And if he um, if you get anything else just um, just just give me your bars because um, yeah I might I might just bloody forward it onto the cops or something because it's sort of Yeah, mate, so I'm yeah, just just keep an ear out for him, right? All right, buddy. We appreciate it. No worries, mate. You have a good day. Hey All right, see you later, mate This is set up a good prank too We're gonna fucking take a pig Into his butcher. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna say to him next week when I call him I'm gonna demand that he sees one of my pigs. Yeah And then we'll fucking shave bozzly and bring him in come on Holy shit Or we could yeah, we should just keep fucking with him until the season finale Let's kill him in the piggy. Yeah We'll fucking stab him to death or something I'm super saying now Fuck you because we're