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Doctors Today | Tonight Tonight Parody | ZDoggMD.com

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Uploaded on Oct 5, 2011

"Doctor's Today" is a parody of "Tonight Tonight" by Hot Chelle Rae. Dedicated to front line health care peeps everywhere. http://ZDoggMD.com | http://Facebook.com/ZDoggMD | http://Twitter.com/ZDoggMD

Music by Hot Chelle Rae
Lyrics by ZDoggMD and Dr. Harry
Song production by ZDoggMD
Starring Dr. Diego, Dr. Harry, and ZDoggMD
Video filming and editing by ZDoggMD and Dr. Diego using a Nikon D7000 and Final Cut Pro

Lyrics:

It's been a really really messed up week
7 days admitting, 7 swing shifts
At least a patient gave these brownies to me
Then I remembered she's demented—with a nasty case of C. diff

La la la
These ain't brownies
La la la
Despite the nuts
La la la
I'm signin' out, yo

'Cause it's the last patient today, hurray
And I'm fillin' out his discharge papers as he turns to say
By the way, I really can't move my right side
I prayed he was just jokin'
But the CT shows he's strokin'
What the hey, I'll just stay, pushin' TPA

Well my clinic day was crazy too
10 kids that were wheezers, 40 that were criers
My exam room reeked of stinky poo
Junior stole my stickers then he set my tie on fire

La la la
Oh well
La la la
It's just a phase
La la la
You need a time out, son

In my clinic today, today
Billy ate his action figures, there's a Yoda in his belly
Today, no way
There's another kid who claims that she was peed on by R. Kelly
Now Johnny's coughing on me, and it turns out he's got TB
Gotta say, there's no way, I'll get home today

All the nurses now
And the pharmacists
Even the dentists

It just don't stop, old folks they get up
Old folks they sundown whenever they want
I give haldol to stop em' from fallin'
Hear the code called, it's Torsades de Pointes

Babies choking, ten year olds smoking
Kid threw up all over my face
I can't find this little boy's heartbeat
Think he's from an alien race

It's you and me and we're healing' this town and
No pencil pushers gonna push us around and
Urine is yellow, but feces is brown and
What was our point?

We love it
It's the bomb, yo
Even the paperwork
No, dude. NO.

We're doctors today, today
And we drown in body fluids from both young and old
And it may sound cliche
But it's still the greatest job in the whole wide world
Gimme my INH I'll take it
C. diff brownies? Heck, I'll bake it
Can't you see, we'd work for free
If we won the lottery

We're doctors today, today
We're doctors today, today

One more story...(no man, you don't have to)

I saw this surly teenage dude
Looked more like he was forty and he said he had an owie
And he kinda looked just like you
With a huge sore on his pee pee

La la la
Whatever
La la la
It wasn't me, dude
La la la
Why does it still burn?
I'm the last patient today, today

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