Music by Hot Chelle Rae Lyrics by ZDoggMD and Dr. Harry Song production by ZDoggMD Starring Dr. Diego, Dr. Harry, and ZDoggMD Video filming and editing by ZDoggMD and Dr. Diego using a Nikon D7000 and Final Cut Pro
It's been a really really messed up week 7 days admitting, 7 swing shifts At least a patient gave these brownies to me Then I remembered she's demented—with a nasty case of C. diff
La la la These ain't brownies La la la Despite the nuts La la la I'm signin' out, yo
'Cause it's the last patient today, hurray And I'm fillin' out his discharge papers as he turns to say By the way, I really can't move my right side I prayed he was just jokin' But the CT shows he's strokin' What the hey, I'll just stay, pushin' TPA
Well my clinic day was crazy too 10 kids that were wheezers, 40 that were criers My exam room reeked of stinky poo Junior stole my stickers then he set my tie on fire
La la la Oh well La la la It's just a phase La la la You need a time out, son
In my clinic today, today Billy ate his action figures, there's a Yoda in his belly Today, no way There's another kid who claims that she was peed on by R. Kelly Now Johnny's coughing on me, and it turns out he's got TB Gotta say, there's no way, I'll get home today
All the nurses now And the pharmacists Even the dentists
It just don't stop, old folks they get up Old folks they sundown whenever they want I give haldol to stop em' from fallin' Hear the code called, it's Torsades de Pointes
Babies choking, ten year olds smoking Kid threw up all over my face I can't find this little boy's heartbeat Think he's from an alien race
It's you and me and we're healing' this town and No pencil pushers gonna push us around and Urine is yellow, but feces is brown and What was our point?
We love it It's the bomb, yo Even the paperwork No, dude. NO.
We're doctors today, today And we drown in body fluids from both young and old And it may sound cliche But it's still the greatest job in the whole wide world Gimme my INH I'll take it C. diff brownies? Heck, I'll bake it Can't you see, we'd work for free If we won the lottery