 You know what I'm going to tell you, Charlie? It's Charles. Yeah, you know, I am so glad that we are co-babies sitting our granddaughter, huh? Two grandpas. One baby. We're living the dream, huh? Yeah, this is a dream. Oh, and I brought some books to read to little Josephina. You see the key to good baby book reading there, Chuckie? It's Charles. It's not so much what you read, it's how you read it, right? You got to entertain them. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not true. No, no, no. It's about the voices, right? Okay, okay. So. Okay. The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. But down came the rain and said, you shall not pass. Up came the sun, you know, with a cowbell, dragged the rain. And then the itsy bitsy spider, well, he decided to do it again, you know, because what else am I going to do? I'm a spider. I mean, I could go. You know what? You know what? Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. What? The voices are skewering little Josephina. Okay. The key to reading to a baby is not to read children's books. No. You got to, you got to read it something that's going to stir it's, uh, it's, it's soul. It's passion. Urban love story. Watch this. Well, hello, Deshaun. Did you get my letters? Girl, I ain't got time for no reading. But Deshaun, I love you. Baby, I love you too. But this whole reading love letters things is so, you know, completely romantic. Everything you ever dreamed of. Mm-mm. Your reason for living. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. All right. Look. I'm not going to sit here. You just read these trashy romance novels to our little Josephina. Huh? Let's just do it my way. Okay. No, no. Let's just do it my way. Here. Let me do it my way. Deshaun. Deshaun. Deshaun. Remember when, remember when we went on that trip and watched Deshaun out. I didn't know what on earth is going on in here. Nothing. You are clearly having a baby book battle contest. Watch this. No. No. Dad, I am so disappointed in you. Deshaun, really dad? Deshaun? If you would have just followed my instructions right here, then you would have seen the right way to read to little Josephina based on the latest cutting edge research. It's about reading the right kinds of books at the right time. And for babies, that means emphasizing character names. Okay? Like in this book, if you come across a character that's an elephant, don't just call it an elephant. Give it a name. Like Mr. Wigglesworth or Dante or Cherise. Well Grandpa Charlie, the cool one. When a baby under nine months, actually here's a character's name in a book. They pay more attention, learn more, and their brains grow. It's just science. Science. Science. Science in high school. There's a science section in here. I was going to get to the science. Let me know that.