 Hi, my name is Dr. Kush, head dankologist here at Smoke Cartel, and today we're going to talk all about waking baking. Now, if you're over 50 years old or a loser, waking baking is when you wake, wake up in the morning, and bake, consume marijuana. Make sure the night before you've cleared your whole schedule and you have all of your materials prepared so that the next morning you can wake right from unconsciousness, slip straight into the delicious kiss of the goddess of the sun, and begin your smoke s***. The next step is to wake up. This is my least favorite step because it means that I'm still alive. Once you've gotten your first whiff of bacon crackling hot oil onto grandpappy's sweaty august s***, it's time to smoke. The next step is to grab a nice cup of joe and a well-balanced breakfast and dig in. Now you're high and it's the morning. Congratulations. It's like my uncle used to say before we got in his pool, have fun and don't pee. For a limited time only, instead of buying this and this, you can buy this and this, but in the same thing.