 I have to admit something, for the longest time I thought Pow World was a joke, just something that people were going to play for a day and then move on. I mean the meme was literally just Pokemon with guns, it's just a parody game, who really cares. That was until the game actually came out though, and now that I've played it I can say, dude Pokemon is the joke, but I would have laughed at anybody that said that one day before this game came out. The video you're about to watch is me coming to the painful realization that I have been wrong for the past year and a half. Oh and if you happen to want to see more Pow World videos just leave a like and let me know down below in the comments, because I may be addicted to this game. Oh where, where am I, oh shit that one hit the dirt, the towers, the key, the tree holds the truth. Alright Dian make sure you pay attention to this lore because I'm not really going to. Okay, I won't. Dian I see a pow! Hey wait for me man! I'm waiting bro but he's beautiful! Dian! Bro why are you out here bro? Dian! What are you doing out here bro? Who's your friend out there bro? I got the money bro. You look like you'd be great at Smash bro. Okay come with me bro, I gotta show you a few pickups. So I don't know if this is worth going this direction, I feel like we should go forward but like we're adventurers right, I feel like. Yeah nah, I'm built different actually like right now could. There's two pals. There's a comment section and a chat because Nautilus streaming this live, who's gonna die first? It won't be, I don't know if you can die in this game but you know jump up that cliff and find out. Dian we should both catch those guys, do you see them? Oh they're like twins bro, that's us bro, that's us, that is so us right there. Dian relax, you can't, Dian, they're creatures of the day. I gotta catch them right? Well yeah but we don't have any, we don't have any pals. What are you even doing? We don't have any pal balls, you idiot. Oh you almost got one shot bro. I'm trying to get help. Come on pal balls, pal balls. I got one Dian, hold on, I'm coming Dian, I got a pal ball. I got a pal ball. Hold on, just help me, just help me, just help me get this land ball down Dian. I knew that. Dian you gotta help or you gotta help, you gotta help. You're like don't, don't, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. I got him knocked over. Right there, there, there, throw it now, throw it now. He's not low enough yet. Okay, okay, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. I'm not watching bro, I'm super happy. You're coming home for me. Wait what happened? Did I miss? I know I did not miss bro. Bitch ass land ball, beat the fuck out of you. No I'll just jump him, I don't know where a ball is but just jump his ass. Dian I wanted to catch a land ball, not destroy them. This land ball is gonna catch these hands instead bro. Hey bitch, back up bitch, back up bitch. Yeah you can jump that yet, do me one. Yeah you didn't have no problems with it when it's doing, bitch. Hey who that guy down there bro? Nah that's a beast bro, that is a dinosaur bro, we can't fight. Oh wait is that an egg? Oh is that an egg? That's a bit, Dian, all distracted? No, no, bro he ain't even paying me no mind bro. Oh he ain't even aggressive like that. Steal the egg. You ain't that egg. He was not stealing that egg. We are some fucking threats in this world man. Nah the ecosystem wasn't ready for us, did you get it? Oh nah he's good shit. Oh I mean, I mean crap, I mean take it girl man. Why would you build this here of anywhere bro? Oh if we get to, wait are you sure you want one? Yes. Oh, if I get one more stone I can make us things. I can make us power balls here. Wait I have a stone, I have a stone. Drop it, drop it, drop it bro. I'm actually excited by the way, this is, I don't know why I'm sorry. You're not knowing how to drop it, hold on. Bro why are you so fucking angry? Did I piss you off or something bro? Why are you so fucking disappointed with me? I have a beard bro, they need to add more faces or just beard separately. Oh power balls. I can only make one because I only have enough stone for one. I'll be dead if you can get a beard. Alright yeah I see it. Alright DM can you, if you help me catch a power, I will gladly give you power balls bro. Hey little buddy. So you have a sphere? I didn't take it off the bench, oh apparently I didn't take it off the bench. You didn't take one off the bench. My power ball. Oh yeah? You didn't take it huh? You didn't take it? Hey too bad bro, them extra calories went to my legs bro, I'm a little fast. What the fuck, why do you have super fucking human speed? Them extra calories went to my legs bro. No! Yeah, yeah. This stupid ass table, give me the fucking sphere bro. Relax bro, I think you actually did, you did take it from it. You are a fucking bitch. Hey bro you can have me catch my first owl bro. Well don't take mine bro, I want a cadillac or whatever the fuck. Hold on, let me get, I'll get the dinosaur fucking Chikorita guy. No you are not, bro. How the fuck do you expect me to help you with that? Bro go punch him, what the hell? Go punch that guy. Nah bro, actually I had enough to make my own power ball, so. Wait wait wait, what if, what if I help you by catching my power? What if I catch a power and then we like, I can help you beat him. We jump the dinosaur then I catch that. Alright, alright good deal, good deal. I feel like that's a good trade because honestly bro. Then it's three on one. Yeah yeah, then it's three on one and we're living life. You don't want chicken pee bro. No, I want, I have my eyes on the cat. Alright chat, so how do I catch a pal? Oh he's running, he's running. Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him. Oh he hit him with the cross. Yeah bitch, yeah bitch. Oh wait there, God is ass, God is ass. Come on, catch, catch, catch, catch. Capturing forty seven percent, come on. Yes seventy four percent, come on. And he did ninety one hundred. At a glance it appears full of confidence but in his fact weak and cowardly. Being toyed with by Cativa is in many ways the greatest of disgraces. Wait what? Hey Dotto, Dotto, Dotto, Dotto. Hit me with a chest bump bro. Jump into there chest bump. Go! How do you heal him? I don't know. I think he just needs medical attention. I think we have to take him to a hospital. Hey Dotto, Dotto, Dotto. You'll never have another first. I know he's my starter bro and he is healing in the ball by the way so they just have to take time. I'm going to go with food names. So this guy is going to be, I don't know he's a starter bro. He's got to be something good. What do you think about that? I'll be at the bench bro so I can take a weapon so I can throw hands with that dinosaur guy. Okay I'm going to name him Puddin. Yeah because I'm going to be putting these hands on every pal I see bro. That's Puddin. I want dinosaur. Aw you are a fucking bitch right? You're going to get us killed. You know if I die I lose Puddin right? Do you? We lose all of our Pokemon if we die? Well we drop them. We drop them if we can't get back to them. I'm going to help bro but if you get Puddin killed aww I'm going to cry. Oh oh oh oh he's right there. Oh that's a level 16. I changed my mind. That's good to say bro. I'll take the chicken. Wait wait wait wait wait. Deion you don't got nothing to lose. Go put your hands on that guy. Let's see how strong he really is. Oh he's pissed. Oh he's pissed. No he don't come down here. You don't come down here. Oh he doesn't know. Oh we can cheese his dumb ass. Oh you're right. Oh let's cheese his dumb ass. Hold on. I'm catching him low. I'm catching him at a low level. Is there any way he's only mad at me if you get up there and go to the other side of him you can take turns like. He is not. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! No! Dear God! I'm mercy on my soul. I wasn't with him. I don't know here. I don't know you. Alright now. Now I know I need to get stronger. Put in. Don't beat his bitch ass up. Put in. Come on. Oh Tag Team. Tag Team's ass. Put in. Put in. Oh damn! Put in. Fight back. Put in. You gotta get put in out of there. I've seen what he's capable of. I'm not fighting. I'm fighting a chickpea. Oh my God. I thought you were trying to avenge me. Bro beat a pussy. Oh! Let's go put in. You're my goal. Look at him. Oh my God. Put in. Get back in the ball. You fucking confident piece of shit. Yeah. Oh no way. Oh damn! No way! I'll go put in. I'll go put in. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. You see me. Bro you ain't seeing this. Bro at least try to injure him. What are you? Hold on. Hold on. No. How do I cancel this? No. I was just trying to make sure I had the controls down. Alright let me know if it starts lagging. Oh put in. Just fuck. Damn! He didn't know. He didn't know. He didn't know. He didn't know. He tried to avenge us. Oh my God. He's trying to avenge us on me. Do you need help? Do you want me to fuck him up or do you want this to be anything? He got hands. Please help. You want me to kill him? I can do that. Yeah fuck this guy. Alright bitch. Get him. Go put in. Fuck him up. Fuck him up. Put in. Oh he missed. Put in. Come on. Don't do this. Put in. Oh combos. Fuck off my boy. Whoa. What the fuck are those? I found a spear. Oh a hoot crate. Bro I'm cold and hungry. Response? I can make it work. Alright let me try. Wait wait wait. I'm going to build this a setting. I'm going to build this camp out here on the beach. I can make a fire right here. Please. I'm also helping. Thanks bro. Oh hold up. Let me get this grilled chickpea. Oh that's fucked up man. Like we don't want to live on the beach. What's happening? What is happening? You can revive me. What the fuck just happened to you? Wait can I use this opportunity to teach put in how to revive? Put in. Put in. Bro please. Please I am suffering. Please you fuck the cat heal me bro. I wanted him to heal you. I wanted him to understand. I think we should jump daydream instead because he doesn't have his homies with him. Okay is that how it works? You think hoot crates stick together? I don't know. I think just hoot crates stick together. Alright whatever. Okay throw the first punch bro. Get his attention. Alright when he turns I'm going to go back. Oh dammit try to watch out. Cosmic bulk up in your way. Itch itch oh he tough. Oh he tough for real. Did I just hit a backflip? Yo Machi Otto is kind of still a time patroller in this time. Oh put in. Why do you always go so far away bro? Put in attack. Put in attack. I don't know how to command put into attack. Attack aggressively. There he goes. There he goes. Put in on the backstroke. Oh there you go. Get his ass put in. Return. Return put in. I'm the best trainer. I'm the best trainer that ever was. Did you see that? Put in what's about to get smoked. Oh Dion. Get back put in. Don't die for this. Go Dion go. Dodge it though. You still got a psychic blast on your back. No he broke free. Just be ready. Stand your feet. Stand your feet Dion. Dodge that. What do you mean I'm trying to save you? No way. Hold on. Dumbass is stuck. Dumbass is stuck. Thank you Dion. Thank you. Thank you Dion. You have any pow balls left? I don't. This has become pointless. Dammit. I can make you one. I can make you one. All right. It's on the table. It's on the table. I'm going to lower him with putting. What do you think? What do you think? I'm getting that last punch. Don't miss. Don't miss Dion. Don't miss this is our last chance. I'm going to wait for him to stop. Let's go. Come on. Come on baby. Come on baby. Come on baby. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yes. Timothy. Yo. Wait. Wait. That's the OGs right there. Look at them. The OGs day one. Day one. Day one bro. Look at these guys. That's a little squat. Hey bro the dinosaur is gone. Is it? All right. We're safe to go. All right. I'm coming back. Bro did you talk to the other trainer in the front? There's another trainer out there? Here. Take some basic supplies. Oh she gives you starting supplies bro. Damn. Idiots. Well hey man. At least you know we went on an adventure of our own. We didn't need no handouts bro. Well I'm about to go catch my next pal bro. And I got himethy with me bro. So I don't even need you anymore bro. I'm good. Hey bro. Do you man. Let's split up. Let's get some work done. Let's do it. To be warm again. Oh I'm hungry again man. I'm still a lamb. I ain't no bitch. The cold doesn't bother me. That was the last I saw of Dotto. Hey just don't get hit by one lamb ball bro. You're cooked. Oh I almost got cooked. Oh what a side dodge. That was crazy. Fuck about pudding. Let's go. I'm just going to eat now. Oh that fucking hit the spot. Pudding. I ain't even going to lie. It takes a while to get to a spot where I can capture five lamb balls. Dotto I'm down. You're down? Where are you? I see. Dotto I'm down. How the fuck did you get all the way up there? I don't got to fucking. I don't got it like you man. I don't got no torch. Bro I can barely see bro. IRL the sun is on my monitor in the dark. I can't see like that. Bro I don't even got mascara on though. Bro that's just my natural. My look. Are you going to catch them? Yeah I'm trying to catch them bro. Can I kill the other one? If you want. I'm going to try to catch the old boy. He blocked it bro. What? You just lost your ball. Well good thing I have three. Bitch. Yeah bitch. Ooh nice nice nice. Oh he's got. That's what I meant. Oh you never. I didn't know they had fucking wind blow. Ah dude. I'm running to the woods. Just be careful for that one bro. I got. Yeah I got my second one. Oh dude I'm down. I'm down. You got to pick me up. I'm over here in the woods bro. Come back. Yeah this one ain't mad at me no more. So I got you. Oh my god. Indoor. Indoor. Any chance you can get to me? Huh? What did you do? I get one shot by every fucking towel on the globe bro. You're at mammarist? Bro that is a pile and a half. You can make it. 69 seconds 68. No shot bro. Mission began. Save Dion. 59. 68. Yeah you're good bro. What do you mean? I'm also crawling towards you very slowly. Who did it? You. I see you. How much time? 26. 25. We might actually make it happen. We might actually make it happen. I'm also crawling up. I don't see you yet but I'm crawling towards where I think you are. 16. Oh my god. Maybe not bro. You are far as fuck. Hey. Come on. Keep crawling Dion. Don't give up on me. We're not going to make it happen. Keep crawling. You will find my body. No Dion. You didn't crawl at all bro. Mammarist is still. I told you mammarist is not the one who did it bro. King of the forest. Mammarist. Look at this beast. I told you bro. Anyway what I need to do now is oh my god. How many can I make? Alright listen. I know I have to catch the sheep but I'm not going to catch any sheep. I'm going to catch an octopus first. Oh my god. Look at this little guy bro. Oh no you're coming with me bitch. Tell me this guy wasn't invented for me. Does mammarist care when I hit other mons or no? He didn't care when I hit the fogs but I don't know. Maybe he sees you here man. Because it does say he's the king of the forest. He doesn't seem to care. He said just don't try to shit on me little bit. That's Q and all but don't do that shit to me. I'll fuck you up. I swear to god. I believe him. I've seen enough. You can probably do that shit to little Goomoss over there but don't do that shit to me. No way. Oh it bounced. What a bounce. Apparently I threw two. I definitely think I was trying to get my Pokemon on. I don't know how I'm thinking about it. Alright so I just wasted a lot. You don't think we can jump that mammarist bro? I don't know. Maybe in a few. Okay apparently I threw two because I was trying to get my... I was trying to do that with my guy. Deodd meet him bro. You don't like my guy? What the fuck is that? Oh that is the most doddle fucking Pokemon I've ever done. That's my go right there bro. That is the most doddle fucking pal I've seen it. God I gotta rewire my brain to say pal every time. It's crazy that I named my first guy put in when this guy definitely should have been named after putting. Yeah that guy is literally. Hey but I know who he is bro. This guy is uh... I'm gonna name this guy... Yeah this guy is Jello. I don't... Dotto there's thugs. There's thugs. There's thugs on this island. There's thugs. There's thugs. They didn't notice me. They didn't notice me. I know bro lives in a gay community the way that came out bro. I just got to the hood. I just got to the hood. Good heavens there's thugs here. I just fast traveled back home bro. Hold on Dotto. Dotto I want you to see my new pal bro. Oh who you got? Okay so you already know him Mithy. Yeah I know him Mithy. I've seen him Mithy. Alright now look at the bro tell me this ain't the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen in your god damn life bro. Whoa! Bro look at this fucking thing bro. Did you name him Tansy or is that just his birth name? That was his default name. He looked like he was about to swing on you too. And bro and then lastly I mean you've already seen this one but uh you know... Fox Marks bro. Fox Marks. Oh he's helping me cook! He's helping me cook! Thank you bro I appreciate that. Oh he got the temperature up just right. Oh Landball's going to sleep Dion. Look that's... He's not a part of the team but he is a part of the crew. You know what I'm saying? He helps run things around here. Oh yeah yeah yeah I know what you're saying. But I know what you're saying. Oh look at that stuff. Oh what you... Wow! He's gathering bro. Pudding's out there gathering shit. Damn! What is your lazy ass doing? He's a motivational leader. Okay. Oh I need a bow. If I can get a bow then I'm fine. Hold up. I can get you that. Oh I mean drippies. Are you making the cloth outfit? Yeah bro I'm already clothed up. Damn man that's what I was... I thought I was going to do that before you bro. I look good. Are you trying to craft me a shirt or what? Might have to take me a little time. Oh this shit would have taken forever. If I didn't have number one two and three with me. I got the bros. I got the bros with me. Hey bro why can't they just shave these guys bro? Hey relax these are number one two and three. Put it down he's a boy. He's just a boy Dion. Unless it's number two then it's just a girl but put her down. It is put her down. She doesn't know bro. She doesn't know anything like that. Hey Dion tell you the truth bro. Here you go. I can make it right now for you. A bow? No we'll close bro. You need to put them on man. You see how I'm dressed? Alright we're going to get you right. Then we're going to go get that... Let me help you put that together. Alright thanks bro. Here you go. Alright. Oh look the boys are back in town. Boys are back in town. Look at them going to work man. Bro we was on that hunter gatherer bro. I've been gathering. No don't attack. Don't attack. Help me. No put in don't take on his... Put in don't do it. He's just a boy. Put in get back here and help me. Nah actually fuck him up. Oh yeah fuck him up. Yeah. He tried to step to you. Beat his ass. Boom. All these thugs ate out of their level five thugs but I don't think I'm going to let them bully me anymore. They got guns. They got guns. Bro said return. I didn't know they had it like that. And this should take forever and a day to... Oh wait I know someone who's good with planting. I know someone who's good with planting that hasn't really got the chance to help the team. Oh look at them go chat. Look everybody's got their thing boys. Everybody's got their thing. Yo Jello helping me plant. Oh my they spin. Oh wait there's a boss at rain syndicate tower. What? Oh my god. Look what I got buddy. Oh damn. Oh I thought you got a new shirt for a second too. Yeah well I just... I mean the spear is what I was talking about. But hold on to me. I got you one too. Shit I appreciate that. Oh. There you go. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yes sir. Yeah I'm going to go take down my first boss battle. Wait where? Oh it's mad. It's mad Donald. It's mad. I don't know where you are but I am heading out now. My journey is just beginning. The following pals were dropped. What? Oh because you dropped them on the ground. Bro and I caught it too so I don't know how that works. I caught it but then like it's homie fucking hit me. Oh if I lost him permanently I am devastated. I need you to know that I am devastated if that happens. No no. Pansy's still over here. Pansy, himethy, they're all over here. Oh Donald but I guess I did catch something though. Because that deer is mine bro. Oh you got a deer? Is this syndicate tower bro? Honestly the game is very much telling me probably that I cannot take a boss fight right now but I believe bro I'm going to the tower. Oh you got to see this beautiful thing bro. Hey man I'm at the big tower if you want to come over here. Oh that giant tower. Oh it is the, this is where the boss fight is the or a boss fight. Wait for me baby. Hold on bro I see a mon that screams me bro. This is the most me mon I've seen since the first one. Come on baby 59%. That's got to be it. That's got to be it. Oh give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me. Yes yes yes yes yes. Oh yes. It's desire to fly as we're made as strong as ever. Even now it tries to fly again in any way it can. Dotto hold on Dotto can you can you just stop for a second? Oh yeah we'll go ahead. Can you just stop look up. Every star tells a story. I guess I'm just going to climb the tower and see if I can spawn this boss fight in bro. You are not climbing that fucking tower. I'm a level six fighter bro I'll figure it out. Oh wait Deon this is like a raid. We have to join it. Join the boss battle. You win or you out bro are we doing this? Have I ever been a bitch? Cool that's what I love to see. I didn't know this is going to be like an instance. Me neither. Oh shit cut scene. Pokemon is washed bro. They're washed bro what is this? What's my bad team is in shambles emotionally. Wait is this like an anime character? Is this an anime character? Oh we got an OST. That's just my girlfriend. Are we going to jump her? Is this just an actual battle? I think it is it's got to be right. Damn what the fuck is that? I don't know I think it is. Whoa cheater. Is she riding it bro? Is she going to she's going to fuck us up. Zo and Grisbald. Bro that's Zoey. Oh. Why an afraid bro hold on. Put in let's go. Let's beat some ass put in. Oh that just like the fuck out my game right there. Deon get him off me pal. Put in help me. Attack aggressively. Yo can I get some goddamn help? Oh my god. Donald we're trying we're trying. No bro. I have to respawn. Wait are we going to lose our pals? I don't know but I don't think there's anything we can do about this now. Wait what? Battling bro keep battling. I'm fighting I'm fighting we're strapping. No that's some bullshit bro so how are we going to get out of here with our monsters? I don't know I've done 2,000 damage so far though. Alright just stay alive for a couple more seconds. Yeah hurry up this guy's mad bro he got that big smile on him too. Oh shit. Okay it's going to be a patient battle I think. Why is Jello on fire?